In our inaugural episode for the Plus[9]One podcast, we start off by discussing the lost first episode where Abhilaksh made blasphemous food-related statements (such as an ode to the superiority of frozen pizza from Kroger). We then dive into the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, girlfriend to infamous international pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. We also discuss the seemingly random appearance of fireworks at odd hours of the day across the United States, rounded out with some comments on the current global coronavirus and the number of time zones in Texas.