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Teenagers discover birding and add to their lift list of birds with a convenient phone app. They soon learn everyone is doing it. Short story with text and audio.

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After allowing her family to make a mess of their Airbnb rental, Ophelia realizes she won’t be rated as a five star guest. Short story with text and audio.

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Guests at a Renaissance Faire compare their costumes and wonder who looks most accurate. There is always a way to look more authentic. Short story with text and audio.

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Robert introduces his new girlfriend, Gloria, to his longtime friends. They include a third wheel who has an extraordinary gift of good parking. Short story with text and audio.

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When asked to sing at a funeral, Gabriella finds the first church on the street and leaves a greater impression than she realizes. Short story with text and audio.

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A group of friends hope to find rare Pokémon cards after waiting all night to buy packs. But who gets the best cards? Short story with text and audio.

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During a summer STEM camp for budding engineers and scientists, a few brilliant students struggle with common sense concepts like time and location. Short story with text and audio.

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Kevin has found a workers’ paradise by falling through the cracks at his government job. Then an idealistic and motivated assistant shows up. Short story with text and audio.

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Lexie’s grandfather teaches her the ancient secret of mind control for levitating objects, but frustratingly, she cannot reveal her new power to anyone. Short story with text and audio.

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Joshua enjoys his elementary school music class, but it terrified to perform an end of year solo. He plots a perfectly timed escape. Short story with text and audio.

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After being raised by parents who don’t believe in private cars, Gabe returns home in an electric car driven by his vegan girlfriend. Short story with text and audio.

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A business student returns from college and gives his teenage brother job hunt advice. The teen’s job interviews do not go as expected. Short story with text and audio.

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Cornell math professors gather at a restaurant to celebrate a colleague. When the check arrives, their waitress discovers they are bad with numbers. Short story with text and audio.

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A successful CEO commands respect from everyone but his twin daughters who crave approval from their soccer coach who works for their father. Short story with text and audio.

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After becoming a reluctant owner of a new kitten thanks to his kids, Sylvester sees the number of cats at home mysteriously increase. Short story with text and audio.

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Truman sends his friend disturbing text messages about what he’s done to his boss. Has he snapped or become a victim of autocorrect? Short story with text and audio.

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After getting matched up online, a couple meets at Color Me Mine to paint ceramics. What happens to their vases after losing contact? Short story with text and audio.

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Watching her son share a bag of orange slices with another boy at a playground, a mother learns a surprise lesson on generosity. Short story with text and audio.

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Lured by an eccentric billionaire, first time golfer Carter tests whether he scores lower by throwing or hitting the ball during a round. Short story with text and audio.

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Josh entertains himself by pranking clueless coworkers in his office. An April Fool’s Day prank turns out even more epic than he expected. Short story with text and audio.

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During their first trip to France, parents ignore their itinerary trying to meet up with their adult children for an impromptu Paris reunion. Short story with text and audio.

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A bat traps two roommates in their upstairs apartment. Hoping for rescue, they flash a bat signal toward a crowd of partygoers below. Short story with text and audio.

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A new homeowner asks a landscaper to create an impossibly lush secret garden paradise. A young visitor questions how it can be real. Short story with text and audio.

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Two friends plan a watermelon smashing activity before a high school dance. One of their date’s dads follows behind them in a minivan. Short story with text and audio.

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An Instagram influencer in a slump tries to gain more followers using a baby goat with a hidden Mickey logo on its forehead. Short story with text and audio.

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New guidance by human resources on how email messages should be written creates companywide chaos and distrust. Will someone be fired or promoted? Short story with text and audio.

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Chandler loves making lists of most important dates. He shares them with the high school history classes but forgets one very important date. Short story with text and audio.

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A New York café markets croissants flown in daily from France and unexpectedly creates a sensation selling them next to cheaper American versions. Short story with text and audio.

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After a seven-year-old girl comes home from school talking about the birds and the bees, her parents panic and wonder how to overreact. Short story with text and audio.

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After creating a website dedicated to poetry, the owner grows frustrated by the site’s speed and discovers “the cloud” is close to home. Short story with text and audio.

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A surprise ending when a bickering couple host a brunch in a Florida condo. One of the hosts can’t keep his mouth shut. Short story with text and audio.

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An English expat becomes enamored with Texas and the Alamo. After becoming a tour guide, his accent is a blessing and a curse. Short story with text and audio.

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When a new college student plans to fail all his classes and get a perfect 0.0 GPA, his teachers have their own plans. Short story with text and audio.

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An extended family invites the Grinch to their Christmas party. When he starts collecting presents from under the tree, the kids fight back. Short story with text and audio.

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One family from Wisconsin and another from Tampa change locations during winter but somehow do not get the warmth and cold they expect. Short story with text and audio.

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Despite one of their parents’ objections, two college students hope for a Christmas themed wedding during winter break. Will their dream come true? Short story with text and audio.

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After looking silly when tasting a hot pepper during lunch, a middle schooler plots his revenge by planting something hot in a sandwich. Short story with text and audio.

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Late and desperate for a ride to the airport, Gabriella sinks to calling her ex for help. If only she read the text. Short story with text and audio.

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A college football fan discovers a way not to be disappointed when his favorite team loses: buy tickets to a less-competitive bowl game. Short story with text and audio.

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A high school student loses her bag during a spring break trip to France. Can any possible joy come from this painful situation? Short story with text and audio.

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A third-grader used to perfect scores in school attempts to cheat on a vision test rather than admit she doesn’t have perfect vision. Short story with text and audio.

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After moving into an older house in a Colorado mountain town, Rose befriends two teenage ghosts before deciding she’d rather be left alone. Short story with text and audio.

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Wesley and his friend think up a prank to scare Katelynn in a small-town cemetery. Their ghostly recordings prove more real than imagined. Short story with text and audio.

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Four classmates discover an abandoned gold miner’s graveyard behind their middle school. A spooky surprise awaits when they decide to dig for gold. Short story with text and audio.

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A beautiful classmate invites herself over to Myron’s family orchard for some apple picking pictures. Is this a date or an Instagram photoshoot? Short story with text and audio.

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After ChatGPT takes on the role of confidant and boyfriend for Naomi, suddenly Chat becomes more human and changes Naomi’s perspective on relationships. Short story with text and audio.

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Tania receives an expensive Birkin bag from her ex-husband and invents a scheme to keep her current husband from knowing who sent it. Short story with text and audio.

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After an Airbnb property gets trashed, the renter gets a taste of Karma when he retrieves a mystery sack placed on the porch. Short story with text and audio.

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When their dishwasher breaks and a repairman is called, young Jackson and Jessica want to start an appliance repair business of their own. Short story with text and audio.

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An advertising executive attempts to go phoneless to stimulate his creativity. How will unplugging go over with his boss and his biggest client? Short story with text and audio.

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After reporting for jury duty, a third-grade teacher entertains her fellow jurors while waiting for the judge and lawyers to make jury selections. Short story with text and audio.

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While working inside a high-tech cleanroom and wearing a suit covering most of his body, Zach falls in love with a mysterious woman. Short story with text and audio.

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After sneaking off to a rodeo and winning an expensive watch, twelve-year-old Brady devises a clever way to explain where it came from. Short story with text and audio.

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Preston is disappointed he has no talent for music, art, or writing. Then he discovers his gift is appreciating and promoting others’ work. Short story with text and audio.

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Rob buys a hypoallergenic kitten that terrorizes his townhouse whenever his girlfriend is not around. Is it a good cat or bad cat? Short story with text and audio.

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Parker grows comfortable with a haunted cabinet in his new apartment. He communicates with the ghost through AI and things get very real. Short story with text and audio.

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While a young woman pretends not to be home to hide from a persistent door to door salesman, her dinner arrives via DoorDash. Short story with text and audio.

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Jameson convinces his younger brother a spot remover makes a great invisibility spray. What will they do when no one can see them? Short story with text and audio.

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Ruth invites two friends, who share similar quirky traits, on a Saturday rafting trip. Afterwards, one of them criticizes Ruth’s choice in friends. Short story with text and audio.

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A recent retiree blames a racoon for the koi fish disappearing from his backyard pond. His racoon trap catches more than a racoon. Short story with text and audio.

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With the help of some family chickens, a six-year-old playing alone in his fenced backyard plots his escape to a neighboring party. Short story with text and audio.

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Shiloh meets a perfect girl during a West Virginia mountain retreat and tells her he’s a marine biologist instead of a Washington lobbyist. Short story with text and audio.

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When an elementary school fieldtrip involves a promised trip to Mars, one student questions whether he saw a Martian or stayed on Earth. Short story with text and audio.

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Instead of relaxing on his family vacation in Jamaica, an ambitious businessman builds a new lounge chair empire around the resort’s pool. Short story with text and audio.

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A truckload of unwanted lemons lands at an elementary school. How will students and teachers react when life gives them lots of lemons? Short story with text and audio.

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Two graduating college students discover their mutual attraction on their last night together. How will they react to their love at last sight? Short story with text and audio.

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A weary patient convinces a surprisingly young looking doctor to share his anti-aging secret and receives an unexpected fountain of youth prescription. Short story with text and audio.

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Amy’s new boyfriend seems perfect except maybe for his loyalty to a baseball team. Will his love for the Yankees break his relationship? Short story with text and audio.

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Seven-year-old Jack raises a bean plant for school. Why does it look different than the plants grown by other kids in his class? Short story with text and audio.

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An unhappy employee unexpectedly meets his boss on vacation after listening to the boss’s company-wide podcast message. Could the encounter change his career? Short story with text and audio.

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A disgruntled accountant explores how he is treated when wearing rental costumes for a police officer, lifeguard, airline pilot, doctor, and construction worker. Short story with text and audio.

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Looking for revenge after they think a high school election is stolen, Porter and his friends plot to take down the new president. Short story with text and audio.

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Being elected high school president seems like a sure thing for Porter until Sarah, the most popular girl in school, joins the race. Short story with text and audio.

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Two desperate bakers try to save their shop by advertising what customers think are 30 calorie cupcakes. Will people buy what they’re selling? Short story with text and audio.

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Katie leaves a laundromat with a worthless Irish coin. It becomes her lucky Irish coin after a chance encounter leads to love. Short story with text and audio.

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Family members brave the cold and large crowds to watch a swimmer’s record swim meet. How many will return for future dramatic finishes? Short story with text and audio.

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After going through the discouraging search for a literary agent and publisher for her book, an aspiring author tries one last query letter. Short story with text and audio.

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When he finds a mysterious Valentine’s note in his backpack, Cyrus is not sure how to respond. Is a Valentine Cupid at work? Short story with text and audio.

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Filled with discontent over life in rural Kansas, Ryan transforms into a perfect three-point shooter to impress former classmates at a high-school reunion. Short story with text and audio.

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A small startup company wins a TikTok contest for a Super Bowl Commercial. Will it flop and be forgotten or be remembered forever? Short story with text and audio.

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Cambria’s clothes are donated to a thrift store. Will she buy some back during a thrifting shopping spree or find something more thriftable? Short story with text and audio.

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A new guide on a pirate themed snorkeling boat wonders if a modern pirate invasion is real. Is a pirate's life for him? Short story with text and audio.

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A construction inspector searches for the mysterious water source damaging a new homeowner’s wall. He finds it and becomes a dream home inspector. Short story with text and audio.

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Six friends pay to spend the night in a haunted house and make a startling discovery after joining an electric ghost hunt. Short story with text and audio.

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Rebecca discovers that with deep breathing and concentration she can control the weather. How will she use her gift as a weather influencer? Short story with text and audio.

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Lilly Grace Stott takes an online course to improve her signature and then produces a work of art that proves a signature achievement. Short story with text and audio.

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Britney Murphy uses what she calls Murphy’s Law to keep classes in a recreation center running smoothly. Then a new boss shows up. Short story with text and audio.

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Carter’s girlfriend thinks he’s proposing after she finds his former fiancé’s ring in a pastry. Carter finds himself in a three ring bind. Short story with text and audio.

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Jared mentors his young nephew on making money. Together they create a family chocolate business. Will they find customers and make a profit? Short story with text and audio.

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Kaylie plays along when her blind date wants to shoot an alien invasion movie on his phone. Will this be her big break? Short story with text and audio.

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A vote by a home owners association ends in a tie. Usually, a majority rules so how should they handle their first tie? Short story with text and audio.

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A college student borrows his grandmother’s pass to park in a convenient handicap spot. Will he pay a price for beating the system? Short story with text and audio.

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A football fan attempts sabotage by painting the Y block letter on the mountain overlooking his rival’s stadium. Will the red paint stick? Short story with text and audio.

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A twelve-year-old girl must decide when to use the magical gift of time she carries. What 24-hour time period could be worth reliving? Short story with text and audio.

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A mysterious grandfather shows up for his granddaughter’s twelfth birthday and leaves her a magical gift of time to relive any 24 hours. Short story with text and audio.

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This lawyer goes skydiving to celebrate a settlement and takes offense when everyone on the plane makes fun of lawyers for some reason. Short story with text and audio.

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While viewing random Google Maps photos, a man discovers someone who looks exactly like him. He investigates the person he calls his Doppelgoogler. Short story with text and audio.

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A woman claims she’s a perfect job interviewer and gets an offer every time. She has a few secret weapons besides her confidence. Short story with text and audio.

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After parents meet with a junior high principal, he tries to give the school’s office manager a psychology lesson in everyday imposter syndrome. Short story with text and audio.

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A French and English speaker attempt communication using Google translate. Meanings for common phrases are lost but a friendship is found in translation. Short story with text and audio.

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A traveler panics when his real phone is swapped with a fake phone. During digital isolation, he discovers greater appreciation for his girlfriend. Short story with text and audio.

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A modern giant miraculously wakes knowing how to play one song. Will he be satisfied or raise the piano bar with something harder? Short story with text and audio.

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A small town hopes for a record for the world’s longest traffic light. Will the light, which has been broken for years, cooperate? Short story with text and audio.

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A TV broadcast glitch allows a man to win football bets with his brother-in-law but how far will he push his cheat streak? Short story with text and audio.

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After attacking what she thinks is her cheating boyfriend’s parked car, a young woman unexpectedly finds love and a great meeting story. Short story with text and audio.

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A first-time Palm Springs visitor expects to see a city reminiscent of Hollywood’s golden age before uncovering the hidden side of Palm Springs. Short story with text and audio.

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After discovering he gets special privileges by regularly claiming it’s his birthday, a boy finds a reason to hide on his actual birthday. Short story with text and audio.

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An amateur guitar and music maker builds a guitar for his daughter’s class project then plays for her teacher proving the instrument’s worth. Short story with text and audio.

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A new electric car owner is embarrassed to discover she has headlights so bright, other drivers might need to wear sunglasses at night. Short story with text and audio.

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A young graphic designer attempts two full time jobs by working remotely. How long will she handle overemployment and serving two masters? Short story with text and audio.

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Stranded on a Nevada freeway by a flat tire on their rented minivan, a family desperately needs help from a personal roadside assistant. Short story with text and audio.

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After accepting an invitation for a weekend on a yacht, three interns expect a luxury sail but get a very different racing experience. Short story with text and audio.

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Customers learn bulldozering and digging at a heavy equipment playground while their instructors learn strategies to butter them up for big tips. Short story with text and audio.

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Three friends uncover a backyard time capsule from their youth and read letters from their younger selves predicting life in the future. Short story with text and audio.

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How long will a family wait in what seems like a never-ending line for ice cream? And is it as good as promised? Short story with text and audio.

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Backyard bees begin producing blue honey for one health conscious gardener. Will she find an all natural color source or something else? Short story with text and audio.

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On a visit to the Pacific Northwest, a young man and woman must confront their anxieties, including an unusual fear of falling kites. Short story with text and audio.

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Bicyclists, e-bikers, skateboarders, and monowheel riders clash on a long bike path in Tucson, Arizona and cannot decide who has the worst wheels. Short story with text and audio.

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A business hotshot’s vacation seems ruined when his chartered flight is canceled. Will his young kids want to fly a commercial big airplane? Short story with text and audio.

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A college student thinks his Albanian language class is the most useless class ever. He changes his mind during his first job. Short story with text and audio.

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Do modern third graders raised on video screens know how a simple paper clip works? A curious young teacher tries to find out. Short story with text and audio.

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After wishing she could skip the uncomfortable initial dating phase, a young woman learns speeding up the process only concentrates the pain. Short story with text and audio.

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When a cunning young student is assigned a Tom Sawyer book report as punishment, will he manipulate his friend into doing it instead? Short story with text and audio.

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Three college students bet over who can pick the most apples. Two of them don’t realize fruit picking only happens in the fall. Short story with text and audio.

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Why not have a lawn full of beautiful yellow dandelions? One new homeowner runs the experiment he thinks will save him landscaping time. Short story with text and audio.

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Relying on battery powered clothing, a young man refuses to heat his apartment. Will an unplanned visitor leave him alone in the cold? Short story with text and audio.

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One sister in a family has never lost a board game. What happens when the family discovers a game she cannot win? Short story with text and audio.

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When an overwhelmed young woman seeks advice from a time whisperer, will she follow the steps to discover more hours in her day? Short story with text and audio.

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A coworker admirer hopes to arrange a visit to his crush’s house using his phone and an old trick - the leave behind. Short story with text and audio.

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Three young friends spend an afternoon skateboarding. Will one become a skater outlaw when they trade a skate park for a local college? Short story with text and audio.

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When Apple develops an iPhone camera that can see in the dark, will anyone stop the night vision technology from reaching consumers? Short story with text and audio.

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A husband and wife team plan a daring night mission near a Navy base. Will their night light get them caught before sunrise? Short story with text and audio.

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Dragged to a college party, a student falls in love at first sight. Does he admit he’s a philosophy major and scare her away? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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One man’s goal to run a five minute mile seems hopelessly out of reach until his friend finds a track of dreams. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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During a honeymoon Caribbean cruise, when a newlywed couple misses their ship at a port-of-call, will they miraculously return to the cruise? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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A new reality show features teens unplugged from all their electronic devices. Will anyone beat FOMO long enough to claim the prize money? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Company secrets keep spilling. Is the source of the leak cyber hacking or low tech spyware surveillance of the top salesman? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Attempting to catch the mysterious Banksy of Sandcastles, Galveston is on overnight alert. Will the city find a new sandcastle in the morning? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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A road trip from Texas to Colorado for a perfect Christmas tree might help Derek realize he is dating the wrong girl. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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How far will a balsa glider fly from the top of the Astoria Column? Will the longest glide take it across the Pacific? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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What happened to Grandma’s back pills and the flattened mailbox in the front yard? Maybe the dizzy dog has the answers. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Will a large penny and nickel collection contain valuable coins or will the Reyes family waste their entire summer chasing a penny fortune? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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After mixing up a magical scent, an inventor tries selling the smell to a large retailer. Will it bring peace, happiness, and riches? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Twin sisters have distinct names that match their personalities and seem to guide their fate. Will one twin save the other’s Harvard interview? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Rowdy visitors stop for lunch at an isolated Arizona ranch house and get a surprise when they attempt a little target practice. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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After learning he is one of a small minority whose color perception is different, Ross Sandberg changes his whole outlook on life. For how long? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Two rival sisters exchange birthday gifts. A Red Lobster gift card is not what it seems. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Three daughters meet their father for a birthday celebration. He must choose which of them is best at living in the present tense. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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The whole neighborhood helps build a ramp for a bully now confined to a wheelchair. No one expects the ensuing miracle. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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The holidays have become too commercial. Can you spot a real product placement in this story about a trip to the Ice Castles? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Santa is burned out and ready to quit. He questions whether even he can believe in Santa. Can Mrs. Claus save the day? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Two roommates decide to invent a new holiday – Gripestaking – and hide out from their families on Thanksgiving. Will the new holiday stick? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Two inventors battle to see who will win the battle between indestructible pumpkin and irresistible annihilation. Halloween brings out creative mischief for all ages and the smashing of cold pumpkins. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Guarding the cemetery containing the empty Nicolas Cage crypt is usually boring. Who would be crazy enough to break in at night? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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What after-work activity will unify a team of Google employees? A trip to the nearby, great outdoors proves more adventure than anticipated. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Will a young college student take her mom’s advice to land her dream job? A secret job interview hack might work for her. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Pulling over the Sheriff’s wife might land a new deputy in big trouble. Should he let her go or stand his ground? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Meet the creative genius behind your favorite phrases. With an amazing ability to coin a phrase, is she claiming more credit than she deserves? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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While trying to teach his clever granddaughter a lesson about the worth of gold and silver, a grandfather ends up getting a very expensive lesson of his own. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Love or shoes? As a solitary man’s shoe collection reaches a milestone, he makes a drastic choice about his life’s direction. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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To attract bigger crowds for her New Orleans tours, a tour guide passes off exciting ghost stories as historical facts. Will the truth come back to haunt her? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Rich and poor teenagers collide on the deck of a country club pool. They find out first impressions don’t tell the whole story. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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When a Texan relocates to Delaware, he orders a vanity plate to show off his Texas pride. His abbreviations quickly lead to embarrassment. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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What starts as an innocent senior prank gets out of hand when three small pigs are kidnapped to spend the night in a high school before graduation. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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During a Christmas visit to San Diego, a Navy pilot grows nostalgic about his time on an aircraft carrier. Then he learns his iron stomach isn’t what it used to be. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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A teenager makes an unexpected gorilla friend when visiting a nearby zoo. Both become addicted to phone screens and something has to change. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Returning to the museum where she worked as a teenager, a history lover discovers a life changing secret. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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A teenager coaches his team to victory in a church basketball tournament. Then his sportsmanship and leadership are questioned. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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An eccentric rancher goes overboard when pets are allowed at his local supermarket in Southern Arizona. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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When a new San Diego homeowner discovers what looks like a new Dr. Seuss manuscript, has she really uncovered a conspiracy? Fiction short story with text and audio.

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During a first visit to a UC Santa Barbara basketball game, a graduate student from Bangladesh gets caught throwing tortillas on the court. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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Two lost hikers refuse to answer a call from rescuers because they don't recognize the number. Fiction short story based on real incident. Text and audio.

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Caltech students attempt a Pasadena Rose Parade prank but the results are not as epic as planned. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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The office cheapskate misses out when his penny counting backfires spectacularly during an office lunch. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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After moving into a South Carolina neighborhood, a woman feels ambushed when asked to exchange Christmas Cookies. Then she realizes what the cookies are for. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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A young father awkwardly realizes his Top Gun costume is entirely wrong for what he thinks is career day at his child's class. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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A Mississippi hair stylist meets a new client who happens to be related to an old client. Each client tells the same Thanksgiving story from very different perspectives. Fiction short story with text and audio.

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