Woah Pony!: Recent Episodes
Grace Clarke and Guests
The new radio show to podcast series, presented by Grace Clarke and guests. Featuring silly discussions, ridiculous games and riotous laughter.
This week, Grace revisits one of her favourite topics... dating horror stories! It never gets old. Stories of dating woes fuel Grace's soul (and she's not afraid to admit it.) From crying over chicken alfredo to spiking your date's dinner with laxatives - there's something for everyone!
Today, Grace has found some cute lickle stories of our little ones having no filter, which then eventually leads them to getting into trouble. From calling people fat on the bus to finding Matisse's artwork mediocre - we've got something for everyone this week. Come for the hilarious kids, stay for the panicking parents.
This week, Grace has a special surprise - Josh is back! Reunited, they spend the whole episode talking rubbish and putting the world to rights. The best (and most importantly the worst) places to live in the UK have been officially announced, so naturally that's the hot topic of the week. Strap in for some chaos, besties.
This week, Grace felt compelled to re-visit a topic from previous months - 'Customer Service'. She's found some cracking stories of Karen's kicking off for no good reason whatsoever. Everything from sending food back, to poop being left in the changing rooms - there's something for everyone in today's episode!
You would think that today's stories are taken from a Telenovela that's crossed between Euphoria and Waterloo Road. We hope you're ready. This week, Grace has found you some juicy tales of drama that all happened on school property. Everything from money laundering to snakes in the ceiling. There's something for everyone to sink their teeth into in today's escándalo de la escuela.
This week, Grace re-visits the world of weddings - but this time, it's the grooms that are under the spotlight. We've got groomzilla stories that range from making the bride lose weight, to crying over the wrong shade of pastel being used on the invitations. Buckle in, it's a wild ride. Enjoy!
In the words of ABBA; "Say I dooooo, IdoIdoIdoIdoIdooooo..."
This week's topic is PROPOSALS. And whilst the stories she's found are entertaining, they're not as devastating as Grace would have liked. She wanted proposals that drew blood, sweat and tears. Instead, she's got lovey dovey ROMANCE. insert eye rolling emoji here
Enjoy!
In the words of pop legend Anastacia; "I'm out of love, set me free."
This week, these stories of disasterous Valentine's Day dates are enough to make anyone want to be single. We've got everything from your standard unrequited love, to bonnets on fire.
This episode is recorded from home instead of the studio today - we can only apologise for the microphone quality. Love us.
Enjoy and Happy Valentine's Day. X
Has a friend ever shared with you their workplace drama, leaving you feeling like your life is slightly mundane and uneventful? Welp - this episode will have you feeling that TENfold, we can guarantee it.
This week, Grace shares with you shocking stories of drama in the workplace, Everything from, 'My boss is an axe murderer' to, 'My colleague has Grindr hook-ups in our office bathrooms'.
Strap in. Enjoy!
Monster-in-law: "Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband." https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monster%20in-law
Crikey - this week Grace has found some stories that are even a bit too shocking for her to stomach. She's found some tales of mother-in-laws that have gone truly over to the dark side. I bet you can't wait to hear them.
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Enjoy!
On the evening of recording (18th Jan), it was Grace's brother's birthday. The day after (the 19th) is Grace's own birthday. And the day after that (the 20th), is Grace's other brother's birthday . Exhausted and confused yet? Well, you just might be after this week's episode.
Grace shares with you stories of birthdays that have gone completely and utterly t*ts up. From surprise birthday parties that caused strokes, to finding out that your wife has been having an affair. It wouldn't be the Woah Pony! Podcast without all this DRAMA, would it?
Tis 2023! And after the holiday period, Grace is back with a vengeance.., and season 3! We start the new series off with New Year's Eve celebration FAILS. Grace shares stories of woe and wonder. Everything from drunk mishaps to unrequited loved - there's something for everyone Enjoy!
GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLE-PEOPLE and welcome to an extra dose of Christmas cheer. Grace couldn't help herself and so here we are with another holiday special. Let's dive into some stories about (bad) Christmas gifts that were most definitely not delivered by the big man himself.
This is the last podcast episode of 2022 before Gracey travels home to be with her family at Christmas. But fear not - Season 3 will be released in the New Year! So in the mean time, eat, drink, be merry and have the best Christmas of your goddamn lives.
Enjoy!
Seasons greetings and glad tidings to one and all! Yes, we're a tad early in the month for the Christmas special, however, today Grace is feeling a spark of festive cheer (for once). In this episode, Grace shares with you some shocking, outrageous and hilarious family dramas that have happened over the Christmas period. Strap in for stories about affairs, aunts gone wild, one-punch mum's and disastrous cooking. Enjoy!
This week, Grace is joined by the veritable Joshua Bowness. The legend AND the icon. They talk all about the Reddit thread 'Am I the A-hole?' (changed to 'Am I The Bad Guy?' on the radio to keep it family friendly obvs).
Grace has accumulated some stories from the thread for them to explore and make the ultimate decision - are they the a-hole?
Splitting up. Estrangement. The parting of ways. Whatever you call it, we've all been there. Everyone has experienced heartbreak - but some, a little more dramatically than others. This week, Grace explores what happens when relationships end. She's found some stories that will make even the toughest of souls cringe. Enjoy!
After an accidental hiatus last week (the studio suffered a power failure and the sound from last week's episode was lost, hence no Episode 18. However, you can watch the episode on the Woah Pony! YouTube channel NOW) Grace is joined in the studio by REAL LIFE couple, George Butler and Poppy Wilcox. Their own relationship will be put to the test, live on air, whilst we revisit the topic of 'relationships'. Grace has found some ridiculous dating stories in the hopes of making you (and her guests) feel uncomfortable. Did she succeed?
This week, we're treating you to a Halloween Special. Grace has found some creepy, ooky kooky spooky stories from certified weirdos (including a couple stories of her OWN). We've got everything from odd dogs, to dead people on planes. Don't be alarmed - there are no jump scares during this episode... Or are there?
Embarrassment: "A feeling of self-consciousness, shame, or awkwardness." The story of Grace's life.
This week, she's joined by the incomparable Joshua Bowness as her right honourable guest. After some initial technical difficulties (which at this rate seem to curse Woah Pony! every single week) Grace shares embarrassing stories with Josh.
Enjoy!
Some say it's a dish best served cold... Well, after today's episode, Grace is convinced it's a dish best served PETTY. This week, Ms. Clarke talks about pay back. Vengeance. Retribution. Tit for tat. She's stumbled across some of the best and pettiest revenge stories the internet has to offer us. Ranging from a gentle bit of pay back towards a scammer, to a train carriage's tag-teamed-plot to take down the one woman who just won't shut up in the Quiet Zone. Juicy.
Last week's episode of bridezilla stories proved to be so popular that this week you're getting a PART 2. Grace has found some more frightening stories about what happens when brides go too far. Ranging from one bride who wants her maid of honor to wear a wig, and another who slapped one of her bridemaids round the chops. Enjoy!
Welp, it was bound to happen soon enough - this week, Grace is ALL ON HER OWN. With no co-host to add interim jokes, however will she cope? 'Bridezillas' is the topic chosen by our heroic solo presenter in this episode. Grace will share with you the most outrageous stories she could find of how some brides treat their wedding party. Heads up - some people just SHOULDN'T have friends. Or get married, for that matter.
*TRIGGER WARNIN*G - Some stories discuss weight and body image.**
This week, the studio is positively STUFFED. Absolutely filled to the brim with guests. Grace is joined by her dear friend and ex-college, Ben - an Aussie babe who moved back home during the pandemic, but is visiting the UK (hence the vague topic of the week). Josh is also in London visiting , so it was only natural for them to both co-host this week. Then, David decided the join in, completing this week's trio and making the studio reach it's full capacity.
Later, it's another round of 'Articulate!', but this time there are teams. Who's gonna get the top spot?
Did you know that there's a restaurant in America that specialises in delivering BAD customer service? It's quite the tourist attraction. Personally, Grace and Oliver couldn't see the appeal, so this week, they discussed all things customer service. Having worked in the industry for many a year, they both share wild stories from their own jobs. PSA - most of them involve... bodily functions.
Later they play another round of Articulate!. Can Oliver beat the ever-reigning Grace?
In today's episode, Grace is once again joined by the formidable David Wilson - another wild gay from the South (these seem to be the only friends Grace has). And the Topic of the Week? CATFISHING. They discuss the subject in all it's scary, comical, weird glory. Everything from 'accidentally' being a catfish, to purposefully manipulating someone online whilst pretending to be another human being. In short; Catfishing is WILD. There's lots to discuss.
Later, they once again play Articulate, because they proper enjoyed playing it in the last episode. Grace accidentally say's something a bit naughty during her round. But if you love her, you'll look past it and realise that it was TRULY an ACCIDENT.
Enjoy!
SPORTS: 'An activity involving physical exertion, in which an individual or team compete against one another'. This week's guest, David Wilson, then asked, "does it HAVE to include physical exertion?"... Can you tell what sort of vibe is in this week's episode? (mentally slow).
Grace and David natter about all things physical - everything from hooligan mentality to patriotic camaraderie.
Later, they play Articulate. It was David's idea. And Grace proper enjoyed herself.
Gracey apologises for the sound quality of her microphone this week. She's unsure what went wrong. And, yes, it was probably her fault. She'll attempt not to have the same happen next week. :(
ONLINE DATING. It's a mess. And yet, most of us are doing it. Why do we put ourselves through these endless tests on our self esteem just to end up being ghosted anyway? (You can tell we're positive about this week's topic).
Join Grace as she chats with bestie David Wilson about the world of online dating apps, casual hook ups and new dating norms.
Later, they go head to head in trivia quiz all about the human body. You'd think since we're all humans, we'd know more about our bodies...?
Ah, chat up lines - the modern day serenade. Join Grace this week as her and guest-host Oliver Wood share some of the best (and worst) chat up lines they've ever heard. Ranging from the cute to the cringe. They then test their F.R.I.E.N.D.S and Gavin and Stacey knowledge in this week's Game Round - can you play along?
Ahhhh... the 'Ick'. Otherwise known as 'total turn-offs'. This week, Grace and her guest co-host, Oliver Wood, share some of the icks that our listeners have told us are officially the ickiest icks of all time. Later, they play the Song Association game. They're not very good.
apologies for the sound of Josh’s mic at the beginning xx
Tu pantalones es MARRÓN!
Today Grace and Josh argued about the colour of Josh’s trousers. Were they black, or brown…? Regardless, the topic of the week is ADULTING. Something the pair are still figuring out every day. How does one do taxes? When does a boy become a man? Is renting a waste of money? These are the big ‘normal’ questions young adults are asking.
Later the duo play another quiz for kids and this week Josh gives a cracking performance! Grace couldn’t be prouder.
Planes, trains and automobiles… it’s Josh’s time to shine with our topic of the week; ‘Transport’. He’s an avid fan of anything with an engine. Grace wanted him to teach her everything - from the reasons behind why people trainspot, to whether we’ll ever have flying cars one day.
Later the pair are joined by Oliver Wood who quizzes them on the London Underground. Josh should breeze through this week’s trivia. Emphasis on should.
Moo. Purr. Woof. Roar. Hee-haw. Oink. Ribbit….
That’s how many animal noises Grace could think of off the top of her head in 10 secs. Not bad.
This week, Josh is back and the duo chat everything ANIMAL. Does Josh know what a mammal is? Can Grace teach Josh what a mammal is? Find out in this week’s episode.
Later they then do a quiz with trivia all about animals. As per usual, Josh gets angry when he doesn’t know the answers. And even angrier when Grace does.
Enjoy!
This week Grace is joined by her best friend, confidant, parter in crime and all round good egg, Oliver Wood. The topic of the week? PETTINESS. Juicy, delicious pettiness. Find out if Grace is an inherently petty person, and what Oliver would do to get back at the people that have wronged him. They also share online stories of the pettiest reasons people have stopped dating someone.
They then end the show with their usual game, however this week it's a bit HARDER. A valiant attempt from both contestants is made, Listen to find out who is crowned this week's winner.
It's Season 2! After taking two weeks off, we begin with something a bit different from your usual format for this episode. Josh is away and so brace yourself as Grace takes the reigns for a while...
The Topic of the Week? - Self care. Rejuvination. R&R. Whatever you call it, we all need more of it in our lives, don't we? Join Grace with her friend and guest David Wilson, as they discuss how they like to look after themselves. Containing the usual tangents and typically going off topic. They then (in good ol' Woah Pony! tradition) finish with a quiz for kids... will Grace still come out on top? Or will her new oponent win this week?
This week is a little different. Grace and Josh were unable to do their live show as usual and, as a result, please accept this compilation of highlights from our previous episodes. We hope to be back to normal next week, in the mean time sit back with a cup of tea (or a vodka tonic) and listen to the chaos and tomfoolery that the public has been subjected to thus far. We can only apologise.
Highlights are selected from the following episodes:
. Episode 7 'Dreams'
. Episode 14 'Housemates'
. Episode 6 'Twosday's Horoscopes'
. Episode 12 'Pet Peeves'
. Episode 13 'Childhood TV'
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ENJOY!
Ahhhh… cohabiting. Sometimes it can be wonderful and you might have been lucky enough to find the perfect people at your uni accommodation. Other times it can be … challenging (to say the least). This week, Grace and Josh discuss those challenges and share stories of their experiences having housemates/flatmates/squatters.
They then dive into their new feature, which includes crazy news headlines and stoopid real life stories. This week Josh’s pick made Grace wheeze with laughter.
And of course, the episode ends with a general knowledge trivia round. Heads up - Grace was shocked at some of Josh’s answers.
'Watch My Chops, shush!' ... The pair return this week to discuss all things CBBC, CBeebies and CiTV! Having grown up during the noughties, Josh and Grace were subjected to some legendary and iconic British children's television shows. From 'Big Cook, Little Cook' to 'Basil Brush', there was simply too much greatness to chat about during this week's Topic of the Week.
In Part 2 , Grace and Josh share silly news headlines in a new segment of the show (which still doesn't have a name). Can you guess the stories from this week's crazy headlines?
They then finish off the week as usual with a quick fire trivia rounds using questions from an online quiz made for children. So, it should be an easy week,.. right?
This week things are shaking up a bit with a slightly different structure and a brand new feature! The Topic of the Week is ‘Pet Peeves’! What grinds your gears? What’s something that other people do that really irritates you? Grace and Josh discuss all about their minor annoyances in life - from loud breathing to bad driving.
Yes we are hereeeee for the drama, hunty! Following the events at ‘your man Oscar’s party’, Josh and Grace decided this week to discuss DRAMA. Are they here for the drama? Do they entertain the drama? Let’s find out…
They then both share their Present Picks of the Week - Grace left her job and Josh went home for a lovely Mother’s Day. Finishing off with this week’s general knowledge quiz, the duo challenge one another’s knowledge about theatre! Who will win March…?
Ah, what glorious weather we’ve been having. Don’t you just love a bit of sunshine … or are you like Josh, who struggles to survive in any kind of heat? This week, the pair talk all about the weather (and of course there’s a special mention of weather reporter, Teresa Mannion). Later, Josh & Grace share their Presenter Picks of the Week - Josh went to the Midlands and Grace finally saw the new Batman. They then wrap up with a game, this week testing one another’s general knowledge about climate change. It’s all heating up!
Josh has been feeling under the weather - and what better cure than to laugh at your own misery, right? The pair discuss illnesses in today’s show, sharing how they cope with being sick and what it takes for them to feel better. They then chat about their Presenter Picks of the Week - Grace met her idol. It was emotional. And to end the episode, they of course have to play a game, this week testing one another’s general knowledge about health.
Hope you’re ready for a chaotic episode …
This week, Grace and Josh have their first guest! Join them as they chat to journalist, Stephen Menon, who shares some delightful stories he’s handpicked from the news himself. Later they share their Presenter Picks of the Week, before diving in head first to this week’s game. It’s a little different than usual….
Have you ever wondered what a night terror really is? Well, you're not alone, because Josh didn't even know what one was before this week's show. Join the pair as they discuss dreams, nightmares, apparitions and more! We then hear Josh and Grace's Presenter Picks of the Week - Grace spent the weekend in a battle against norovirus and Josh tries to describe what it's like working part-time. They then go head to head in this week's general knowledge quiz... who are we placing bets on to win?
Josh doesn't know what horoscopes are - let's help him out, shall we? This week, the pair chat about total alignment on 22/02/2022 and find out more about what their Zodiacs have to say about them as people. Later, we hear their Presenter Picks of the Week, with Grace sharing some neighbourhood drama and Josh updating us on Theo (his motor vehicle). And it wouldn't be Woah Pony! without a stoopid game to finish us off - can you guess what the Treat of the Week is?
Aaaaaaand, they're back! This week, Josh and Grace lament over their lack of self-esteem and confidence in our ever-challenging, modern world. Find out what cripples their self-confidence the most - ranging from your typical bodyweight woes, to being bad at mathematics. They then share their Presenter Picks of the Week - Grace shares an unbelievable first date story, and Josh found an absolute bargain in the supermarket. They then end the show with another general knowledge quiz - who will snatch the win this week?
Valentine's Day is nigh. Grace might not have had the best luck with relationships, but atleast she's got Josh! This week, the pair discuss all things relationships - does Josh have a type? Has Grace ever used a dating app? These are the burning questions we know you need the answers to. Later, they share their Presenter Picks of the Week, with Josh being grateful for email replies, and Grace realising that health is fleeting. Of course the show is ended with a game, and what better way to end the show than with a Valentine's Day general knowledge quiz?!
They're back again and this week the subject is food! What's your fave? Do you diet? What would be your last meal on death row? Would love to say that Grace and Josh actually answered these questions, however as per usual they couldn't focus on any pre-planned content. They then discuss their presenter Pick of the Week, with Josh being grateful for his mates and Grace being annoyed over the odd spellings of some people's names. Finally, they end the show with a game. Grace won January - let's see if Josh can come out on top with the most wins for February!
Grace and Josh are back and this week the subject is 'School'! They share their experiences of growing up in very different educational environments and how it has manifested into adult anxieties. Just what you need to help you revisit your own childhood traumas! They then discuss their Picks of the Week, chatting about home roots and McDonald's breaking up with breakfast. Finally, they finish with their usual game round of the week - this week testing their general knowledge! (heads up, they have none).
It's Grace's 25th, so of course our topic of the week had to be Birthdays! Later, we discuss our personal picks of the week - Josh talks computer games and how they relax him, and Grace discusses the January full moon. We end the episode with a game as usual, this time playing Mrs & Mrs. Let's see how well Grace and Josh actually know one another!