Two Guys Talking About Lettuce: Recent Episodes
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Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe.
We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and why Volvo ruins everyone's air conditioning.
PLUS: the origin of the term “Starting Box,” a brief jazz interlude, thoughts on khakis in Ireland, and an episode dedication to (possibly) Donnell, Danell, Donald, or Danielle O’Brien.
Also, did you know there's only one shortstop in baseball? That’s upsetting.
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We also talk about unauthorized movie sequels, the tragic tale of a zero-gravity chair, the shocking truth about duck anatomy in Howard the Duck, naps, soft drink slander, and TDK vs Maxell.
And Greg reveals Philip DeFranco's REAL NAME!
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We also talk mismatched hats, bar soap hair routines, swamp crotch of course, Superman time travel logic, insider trading for kids, and one very sincere apology for misusing the phrase “mamby-pamby.”They also dive into Talking Heads fandom, Eric Clapton’s many sins, the economics of the 99 Cent Store, and how to tell if your hat is racist.Also, someone’s child may or may not be arrested for financial crimes.Want to know how many aspirin to take when your head falls off? You’re in the right place.
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We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head).
We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). Along the way, we uncover Greg’s illegal prank mug empire, argue about God’s cleanliness, have a drippy Patreon time, and reveal why Home Depot, surprisingly, might be the worst place for a lobotomy.
Also: we try to figure out what “vim” is, we roast Hollywood accountants, and Craig performs impeccable sound effects (including a toaster).
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Obviously, if you've been a long time listener you know this will be solid advice.
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What better way to spend the entire holiday than to listen to Greg and Brian Benben!
(You will have to listen to this episode over and over again to fill up the whole holiday. your choice, but really, you should.)
Finally talking about what you are all subscribed for... hard hitting political politics.
Get ready for some specificity!
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And at the beginning Greg talks like a normal person.
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WARNING: This episode has trivia!
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That's DEFINITELY Craig's face at the beginning. DEFINITELY!
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This episode is DEFINITELY introduced by Greg Benson. DEFINITELY!
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We make food for you to eat!
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In which Greg reveals he's never listened to a podcast.
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FINALLY some useful information!
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On a walk through the neighborhood, Greg tells a horrifying tale of youthful idiocy.
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Unfortunately, Craig will not make it today. :(
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Word of the day: "tahini" -- Will Craig say it?
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It's time for Lettuce 101. A new class in which you learn things!
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I can't believe we're still doing this.
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and 1 way to cure your heart... (by listening to this episode and all our episodes)
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either that or they won't. One of those two.
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Greg knows everything, doesn't he?
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It really happened, in a way
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It's time for Two Guys Talking About Ladies!
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But you can't lead it to water.
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But really, Craig thinks it's more situational.
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Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg!
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Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous.
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Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault.
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Greg finally figured out how you can reduce!
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To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed.
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Craig actually prepared this time!
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It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less!
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Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag.
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Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness)
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Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig)
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He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it!
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In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips.
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Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor.
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All ya need is... Greg and Craig
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Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode.
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Just don't!
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In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's.
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We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something.
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Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties.
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In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not.
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He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys!
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We actually did research!
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Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly.
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Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street.
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In which Greg reveals his excellent Armenian accent.
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Craig actually performs a song!
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Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)!
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Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)!
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Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!!
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Greg does impressions!
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Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever.
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Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom!
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Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods.
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This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't.
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This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't.
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In which Greg solves the homeless crisis.
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Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :)
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cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent.
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It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all!
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In which Craig describes a special kind of jerk who calls people random names before they ask them to do something.
Also, thanks only to Brian.
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We're back after a brief hiatus to share with you all the ways to protect yourself from a bear attack! The world needs this information!
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Craig tries to remain positive throughout this episode. And that's not that hard because Greg is blowing up in Hollywood! (and I don't mean in a TNT way, but who knows what the future holds!)
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In today's episode, Greg reveals an ingenious new revenue stream that ANYONE can create. Also this episode has nothing to do with religion or politics.
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Today, Greg and Craig discuss fun conversation starters. Turns out, it's the best episode ever.
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In which Greg tells everyone his son's brilliant joke! And Craig worries about raising his daughter in a scary, streaming entertainment world.
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In today's episode find out which guy forgets that David Bowie died. And they discuss their top 5 movies of all time.
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In today's episode, Craig has an EXTREMELY humbling experience.
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In which,
-Craig gives his worst reaction ever to something Greg said
-Greg is really fresh
-Greg reveals his internal beard
-Greg actually has "lettuce news"
-Dog!
-Craig makes sense out of Garbanzo Beans
-Greg goes to Womanitoba
-They reminisce about a trip to Australia that didn't happen
-Greg attempts impressions
-Craig attempts impressions
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Today Greg and Craig discuss how awesome they are at being dads and how Greg no longer has a 6-year-old son.
And Greg does a New Jersey accent far too much.
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Greg discovers his new catch phrase! (which was actually his catch phrase all along?)
And he reveals how you could('ve) earn(ed) millions of dollars! Also, he's apparently a billionaire.
Craig is just skeptical of all of this, as usual.
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