Dice Funk: Season 2: Recent Episodes
Austin Yorski
Who was the audience's favorite character? What did the other items in the temple do? When did the players realize the whole campaign was an excuse for bad puns? All of these questions and more will be answered.
What are you willing to sacrifice?
Alias imagines a world after the flood. Drop accepts the universe and all its flaws. Lavinia does right by a fallen friend. Violet ends the campaign with a flourish.
As the Airship Zavala falls from the Feywild skies, the crew has to choose who lives and who dies. Then they have to find Welch the Blue and reclaim Ehlonna's Bane.
Alias decides the future of his family. Drop makes a critical fashion choice. Lavinia risks it all. Violet tries the worst idea.
As the world slips below the waves, the crew steels itself to answer the call of the Feywild.
Alias learns a tragic truth about their strategy. Drop ruminates on the laws of the universe. Lavinia breaks bad, bad news. Violet remembers a critical element of her backstory.
The crew is split between a battle to the death in front of a hell portal and a touching scene about family and regret. TONAL WHIPLASH ABOUNDS.
Alias gets creative with his spells. Drop reunites with his oldest friend. Lavinia closes a chapter of her love life. Violet leverages both brain and brawn against evil.
The only thing standing between the crew and an airship is a shapeshifting serial killer. You know what that means: BOSS FIGHT!!!
Alias pulls a sick stunt. Drop tries to be a better person. Lavinia hugs dramatically. Violet charges ahead, consequences be damned.
Everything hangs on a fateful reunion with the Blackhearts, but there's just one little errand to run first....
Alias refurbishes a boat. Drop confesses a dangerous truth. Lavinia sends a miracle home. Violet takes a dip.
The only thing left is the endgame. So... now what?
Alias branches out into YET ANOTHER class. Drop ditches an incendiary item. Lavinia sends text messages. Violet gets drunk and fights a friend.
The drow are on the warpath, but will the crew survive long enough to deal with their invasion?
Alias gets greasy. Drop practices parley. Lavinia is so, so, so confused. Violet asks permission to stab.
A rescue mission pushes the crew to their absolute limit, as the finale of the Cascades arc looms in the dark distance.
Alias forms the B-Unit. Drop demands his clothes back. Lavinia endures internal struggles. Violet takes Mittens for a walk.
The party reunites, debriefs, and goes shopping. Surely this will only lead to good things!
Alias puts the puzzle pieces together. Drop empties his spit valve. Lavinia mindjacks. Violet translates some l33t code.
A kidnapping plot and a life-or-limb decision intertwine in this festive thrill ride.
Alias relies on his friends. Drop agrees to a trade. Lavinia bends reality with her words. Violet takes disadvantage.
Brace yourself for some salty shenanigans and finny fish puns.
Alias takes matters into his own arm. Drop indulges in exaggeration. Lavinia professes her love. Violet prays.
The wheel of fate is turning.
Alias confronts an academic. Drop learns about rude sea dudes. Lavinia negotiates(?) a price.
The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world.
Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles.
The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei.
Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet.
It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows.
Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal.
"Lethal or non-lethal?"
Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat.
One way or another, someone will be dead by midnight. What a time to split the party....
Alias reveals his hidden talent. Drop meets an important tourist. Lavinia investigates the fruit situation. Violet prepares an ambush.
We accidentally made a bloody, cheesy Halloween special. You're welcome and/or we're sorry.
Alias introduces himself to high society. Drop gets a coat and a peek into history. Lavinia comforts the downtrodden. Violet channels Shakespeare.
BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME.
Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs.
Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward.
Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™.
"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out."
Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity.
The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding.
Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity.
This ends in blood. The question is: how much?
Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation.
The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in.
Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy.
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Alias goes through all his spell slots in a hurry. Drop serves as a critical cultural liaison. Lavinia warms up to an unlikely ally. Violet makes a careless (and bloody) error.
Welcome to the Tiger Mountains, where everything is smoke, violence, and PHENOMENALLY bad rolls.
Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack.
The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results.
Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown.
The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry.
Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town.
The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion.
Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving.
A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood.
Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence.
A frog gets a name, an ally comes into question, and a dryad receives a lukewarm homecoming.
Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town.
THE HEIST IS ON.
Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority.
Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides.
Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei.
Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy.
It's time 2 go 2 fast 2 furious and Tokyo Drift some airships!
Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood.
Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world.