Have you ever wanted to feel the thrill of robbing a bank, having that dramatic police chase, barely escaping, and driving off into the sunset — without any of the consequences? This is the podcast for you. You will LIVE for thirty minutes a week on this pure comedy I'm putting out. But it's also like totally definitely a pretty chill vibe if that's more your thing. Also... you might actually want to look into playing some Grand Theft Auto if you want the car chase experience.
WELCOME BACK LONG TIME NO SEE BUT WE ARE RETURNING TO THE WEEKLY PODCAST GRIND. NEW VIDEOS EVERY SUNDAY. THIS ONE IS A BANGER IT'S WORTH THE WAIT.
How sexy are you? Is your boyfriend great or just a racoon? Which sandwich are you? Are you good enough for my son?
COOL PANTS SUNDAY NEXT WEEK DRESS UP OR GET DOWNNNNNNNN. No but seriously wear cool pants y'all trust me it'll be so fun. Or you can celebrate Funky Pants Friday but that's not an official holiday yet and you won't get the official Cool Pants Sunday complimentary bagel. Your call, I don't make the rules.
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Valentines day special~~~ No time for music because we have TOO much tea to spill this week
This episode builds up hard, it gets way funnier as it goes on. LeBron next week.
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My next guest will be LeBron. No cap.
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The first half of the episode is all jokes, the second half is a little more ~iNteLlEcTuAl~
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Not that this episode isnt full of the juiciest gossip of the decade but... just turn the volume up a little higher than usual maybe bc the audio isn't great.
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Fifteen minutes in I make a brutal attack on a very specific variety of baked goods.
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The sport, not the gourd. Can you imagine if I spent a whole episode talking about a gourd? Hah hah hah... ha ha. Right?
Salmon.
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Top 5 Cutest Cats I've seen this week: 1. Willow's cat named Gnocchi 2. The cat that looks like Emily Pan 3. My neighbor's dog (yeah sorry I haven't seen that many cats) 4. The turkeys that terrorize my backyard 5. Obama
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It's time for some real talk about Jennifer Lawrence, YouTube, chicken broccoli alfredo, butternut squash soup... okay fine this episode is mostly about food but there's more to my personality than just that I promise.
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I put out a hit every Sunday like a procrastinating gangster who doesn't want to get crime done during the week. Also, I don't talk about this during the episode but Tom Brady is washed. No, like, his clothes are really clean. And yes, that is 60's Belarusian disco-pop. Deal with it.
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There's 30 seconds of intro music and it's an absolute bop but if you're not feeling that skip ahead into the wildest episode I've ever done. All you need to know is that the police are involved.
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Ben talks anger management, animal noises, shirtless chess, the Great British Baking Show, bad decisions, and, of course, Italian street vendors. The episode is topped off with some pirated tik tok music. All in all a perfect listen for your casual tuesday afternoon. Any other day is fine too but don't you DARE watch this episode on a Thursday. I will not have my content disrespected like that.
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Ben talks about scamming on tinder and world records he thinks he could break. Also, there's some great intro and outro music that is honestly 90% of the reason this podcast is worth watching. No, I did not get the songs from tiktok; my music taste is unique and original. Yeah, I did just use a semicolon. Fuck off, Darryl.
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