Hangin' Out with the Old Fellas: Recent Episodes
Written spoken & authorized by The Attrick Brothers (Jerry & Barry)
The Attrick Brothers, Jerry & Barry, review the week's events, LIVE (more or less) from the Spindly Pines Nursing Home Sick Bay. Or the library. Or the timeout room.
Who woulda thought - five years got past and nobody noticed! Five years of pants-on-pants-off, denture ventures and getting the gravy to stick. A quick sports wrap, an exploding cetacean, followed by an eerie silence - the perfect podcast.
Yes! Alfred Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren were right! Just not about that. If only the mighty Albo had paid attention. Meanwhile, in New York, the unbridled bridal waltz continued. Break out the Spam!!! The Attrick body count rises. Jerry would be arrest but there's no constabulary left.
Eurovision! They'll let anyone in - Israel! Australia! Kazakhstan! Meryl Streep! This is your behind the screens lowdown on all your high-end Euro-skuttlebutt! What happens under the sequins - shall be exposed! Nothing left to the imagination. No wonder we're falling in love again!
Despite what the papers say ... Don't panic! Oh ok - just a bit. But if in the middle of the panic, you happen to win Powerball, remember it's often more trouble than it's worth. And as Frente always said - keep ya shoes on! Ummm - I think it was Frente ...
Fisticuffs in the Middle East?!!! A bit of Attrick diplomacy will fix it. Trouble with the wowsers at the bowsers? Send in the schnauzers! Abracadabra! Everything wrong is right again!
Ok Spiders - what did Episode 84 ever do to you? Well, whatever it was, the copyright crawlers didn't like it one byte! So, we remixed it, in a vain attempt to erase the offending naughtiness. Enjoy this, our second try at getting Ep 84 into your earbuds. Help me, Obi Won Kenobe! You're my only hope!
From one April fool to another - Barry and Jerry are up to their old Attricks. Dead celebrities everywhere - some making a comeback ... and that's no punking. Jerry had a personal emergency. But he made it out - with a bull clip in his back!
2025 - gone! Good thing too ... It was becoming a very ugly habit. And New Years are all about renouncing bad habits. To make way for even worse ones. Well, if you're short of a few nasty habits for the new year, look no further than the Attrick Empire. For example: Jerry's channeling the Skyliners, Don McLean and Art Garfunkel - all in one hit! You'll never get nastier than that!
We're putting some old bits of old fellas under the microscope. Pants down. Magnification up. Washed, pressed, folded and top drawer. The bits the judges liked until Barry fell off the catwalk. You know - that split second when you wobble on your high heels and you can't decide whether to attempt a spectacular recovery or just go with the plummet. Old bitz of Old Fellas - you just can't look away.
Hey! Remember those early episodes? Yeah - neither do we. But librarian went up into the attic and found these loose bits inside some old Lego boxes. Nurse Bukesham rescued a few used band aids out of the sick bay waste basket and stuck it all together. Headphones on. Earbuds in. Pants optional.
It's not pretty. It's not cuddly. It's not particularly photogenic. But enough about Jerry's mole. These are the off-cutz. From a year that produced its fair share, we can now reveal the bitz that didn't make it. The McMerkin Sisters retrieved random tapes from the waste paper, untangled them, tumbled them in the dryer, got the cat to eat and then extrude them, then they stuck 'em together with Perkins paste. A sumptuous school project that got a D minus and a place of pride on the fridge.
Another solar sojourn done. And guess what! We're back where we started. Wishing you a Jerry Barry Christmas. May your mistletoe bare fruit and multiply. May your Yuletide Pine be Spindly. And may 20-26 be full of Attricks. Yes - holiday idiots everywhere.
We just knew this was going to happen! Sometimes it doesn't pay to be right. Just as well we don't do this for pay! Only a pair of old fellas could bring Putin, Zelensky, Nicola Olyslagers and Molly Picklum to the round table. Then next thing - bloody Waverley Council wanna get in on the action! In the end, Jerry gets on his trust stead and saunters off glittering like a cloudless night ... or a clownless circus - we're not quite sure.
The Louvre break-in! So many questions! Why do Australian reporters pronounce it LOO-ver? Did Candace and Brigitte kiss and make up? Who let the dogs out? In the end, Jerry squanders his resistance for a pocketful of pugilism. I guess it's better than contracting mange ...
Time to have the hard conversation: Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? Is human DNA 60% banana? Does she really sell sea shells by the sea shore? These and other brain busting Government secrets will remain undercover in Episode 79. But the journey is worth it. Proceed with caution - especially all you Grandmamas and Grandpapas.
Slower than a speeding bullet, less powerful than a locomotive - but she CAN leap tall buildings in a single bound. Our Nicola is the pride of Spindly Pines and surrounds. Even Richard Fosbury is impressed, and he's dead!
One person who's not dead: ya bop-girl Grannie! She's been up all night ... baking!!!! Reach for the Alka-Seltzer, hangers!
It's Heroes Ahoy! And racists, apparently. Jerry's hero, Jimmy, is still protesting the Vietnam War, but it just gives him heartburn. Oh, what a tangled Webb ...
Woh!!! Did you hear what happened to the Shenanigans? Yeah, neither did we. But we'll just make it up as we go along. It's all about flying by the seat of your pants - if you're wearing any. Then afterwards, everyone down to the Rec Room for the Retirement Village Shuffle.
At last! Jerry's sports predicting skills come through. Result? Everyone smells! The PM's having an affair with a panda - just for the bamboo undies. Mattel and Barbie go all inclusive and non-inclusive all at the same time. The Prince of Darkness sees the tunnel of light. And! What's the thing with hospitals?! They're as dangerous as a night naked in the Vietnam jungle!
Yes - you've waited long enough ... At last! International Sushi Day! The planets align! And to celebrate, Jerry and Barry clean up Nudify, Paul McCartney and Marge Simpson. Now THAT, hangers and danglers, is the work of a pair of righteous brothers!
Yes - the boys tackle the big subjects. International missile exchange, armistice negotiations and the importance of underarm! Conclusion: nice day to start again. (In case you're wondering ...)
It's definitely been a long and hard one - but after 97 coffees and just as many toilet breaks, we've got this one finished off ...With a little "Help!" from our heroes - alive, dead and rumoured O.P.D. Barefoot while crossing the road and backs to the camera, please!
Yes Attrick lovers! The Mighty Albo storms Election Beach, then takes the headland! And that's not the only election for Lillian, Mavis and Gertrude to admire. Analovski's got a bit of post-election constipation - too much standing in line ... So, Jerry dishes up a coupla helpings of cranberries. Does the trick every time. Matron!!! Air freshener to the East Wing!
Would the last person to escape Easter '25 please turn out the lights! Yes viewers, it's death all around for the long weekend. Batman last week, the Pope this week! Looks like it doesn't pay to wear a silly cape! Will the Church pass on the profits? I bet you they don't!
Yes - it's Vale Val Kilmer. But he got 25 years he shouldn't have, so it's all good. Barry discovers Nurse Bukesham is a mutant. No hand-modelling contract for her. But on the bright side, with dexterity like that, it's so easy to fall in love.
The redactions have been unredacted. The documents have been documented. And what goes on in the back seat should stay in the back seat ... If ONLY! To be honest, having the radio on was very distracting. So were the windscreen wipers. Bloody weather. At least we'll always have Elon ...
Ep 67 - Mozart's Birthday and Other Trauma
After 269 years, it's time to reset. So the Attricks reach into the soap opera kitbag and pull out a classic reset narrative. But Jerry's not taking it lying down. In ya dreams! I mean, seriously! Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Mathis and Ray Stevens will be rolling in their graves!
In a feeble attempt to boost ratings, and against legal advice, Jerry makes an on-air confession - to everything! Shooting JFK. Faking the moon landing. The Napoleonic Wars. Cue the tell-all tome. Complete the medley. Split the light spectrum.
Meh. A typical day really ...
After an enforced hiatus, Baz n Jez make a comeback. Plenty of headlines. Plenty of updates. Plenty of hangin' out. It might be summer romance season, but the arranged marriage to James Packer is OFF!
All the Attrick action from the 5 Rings Festival - packed into one Gold Gold Gold episode. All the thigh-strangling lycra you can poke a stick at. And with the Old Fellas' commentary, there's very little left to the imagination.
No faffing about, Hangers - chalk up a red letter day! Albo justifies his existence - and his out-of-control hairdressing costs. But we'll overlook it on this occasion. Qantas gets it wrong (again), but Elon gets it right. So, we can all sleep again. Meanwhile, Morty Geigercounter's pacemaker short circuits - and Jerry does Gerry! Liverpool FC will never be the same.
Denzel of Dubbo's ashes have a birthday. The hired assassin misses again! Underpants have a day out! Oh - and not to mention: Debbie's Boobs! Meanwhile, we await the return of the sausages. So, let's celebrate! You, me and the Sailor - over a glass of champagne!
Well!!! You never know what you'll find in ya Morning Motion - if you look close enough. A bloody great Cetacean! A true Whippomorphian! Barry questions its motives, but Jerry just accepts its presence. In fact - he feels it in his fingers, he feels it in his toes ...
It's the veneration of today's Aussie athletes and the demise of yesterday's. No fear, Hangers! Barry and Jerry have all the highs, the lows and the in-betweens. Especially the in-betweens. Get your baggy pants on sports fans - it's silly dance time!
It's the Festival of the Five Rings - Spindly Pines style. Let's scull some steroid soup, grab a paddle and a pair of togs, then head off to Paris representing Aussie octogenarianism. Doing what octogenarians do best - whingeing, gettin' it wrong and falling asleep mid-senten ..........ce ... The situation is tailor made!
Yes - everyone's ducking bullets. Someone's dunking the wife. And Jerry's dodging the rain but not the pain, in a heart fluttering tribute to an entire continent.
Spindly Pines Governors decide the Attricks are redundant. So Barry and Jerry go into hiding. Yes, it's the podcast from the crypt, Hangers! Now if they can just find the can opener! Jerry has to play it cold - and amber. Break out the Pepper Potts!
It's not easy to be made redundant at Spindly Pines Nursing Home. But that's a good reason for the Attrick Brothers to give it a go. Along the way, there's a bit of Dicky Knee action. A bit of Apollo 8 inaction. ABBA get crowned - or something. And Australian cricket goes the wobbly.
Man! I feel like a lie down!
This time it's: Ad Libitum Ad Infinitum. More Latin rhythms. More Lorem Ipsum with noise. The addendum to the compendium to the appendix. Jerry turns off his mind to commit utter sacrilege! He is now condemned to eternity in the Void.
This is: Ad Libitum Ad Nauseum! Jerry and Barry get in touch with their Latin rhythms. Lorem Ipsum - but with sound! There's National Gallery controversy. Ticketmaster controversy. And Corona Virus silliness ... again! It all takes it toll on the Aussie swim team. Again!
Once again the Old Fellas get painted in gold, 007-style. The Attricks recycle a Grammy or three, Mr Analovski gets named Contortionist of the Week, and Jerry's butt transfigurates into the 5th Dimension! Someone! Dettol!
It was the best of sportz. It was the worst of sportz. Talk about an age of wisdom! And then, there's the Attrick Brothers - Barry and Jerry. Yes Hangers! This is a rehash - days of Sportz Past! A bunch of Old Fella Sportz commentary! Spelt with a 'z' to avoid getting a copyright strike - from ourselves! Gold! Gold! Gold to Spindly PInes!
Yep! Jerry called it - someone drugged the soup! And what does Melbourne get in return? Jabba, Twiggy and their decadent entourage! I dunno - it's all just too low for zero!
Who'da thought 50 years could get past us?! Yes, it's a quick Attrick celebration of the 70s, whacky chemicals included. Then a quick Attrick celebration of all things marathoning. Followed by a lot of plunging and plummeting! But hey - that's life on the edge ... wooooooh! Watch-under!!!! (Just don't mention Sam Kerr ...)
Baz is back! Easter is back! VIP Airforce Jet travel is back! Even those Chinese Golden Waving Cats are back! And who knows why. Probably just because …
Barry's procedure went splendidly, but he's warned off microphones 'til the scarring ripens ... which'll be a while coz it's grey at the moment. Anyway, thanks for the cards and chocolates. I ate them all before I got them to Barry, so I'm not sure whether to tell him. What'dya think viewers? Let's take a vote - no more monkee'ing around!
So! Barry's orf! Having "the procedure" ... So here's some impromptu bits we prepared earlier. Mouth in gear before brain - guaranteed. Someone call the media!
Special effects! Special guests! Special specials! And that's just the introduction! It's all to celebrate the collapse of Western Civilisation. And just for the kiddies, Jerry guzzles down the most difficult song parody - EVER! Good Lord, that's moist!
It's happened again, viewers! Damned censorship board took one sample of Episode 50 and voted with a resounding, "Nyet!" As in, 'Not yet.' So it was Matron's turn to attack the original cassette tape with the safety scissors. And hey presto - there goes 3 minutes! Never to be found again.
The International Awards judges sent us an S.O.S asking for a 10 minute trailer, that describes what the Old Fellas podcast is all about.
A few highlights. A general summary. Some good examples.
In the end, we did this instead ...
Yes hangers! It's the new and improved Episode 49 ... New parody and everything! The censor stuck a skewer through the old Episode 49! So, librarian grabbed the safety scissors and snipped out the offending bits. Now Episode 49 is leaner, shorter - tastier! And that never goes out of style.
When the Attrick Brothers do it, they REALLY do it. But just what the hell, is "IT"? I dunno. Ask Stephen King. Or the Addams Family. Rest assured Matron & Librarian will ruin the Attrick reputation with these random snippets. So nothing's wasted. (Except Mavis, but that's a story for episode one ...)
Matron and the librarian have gone berserk! Enough said. But apart from that, they've stuck these random bits of tape together in a completely random order. Even announcement guy isn't safe! Keep out of reach of children.
The boys tend to forget their PG rating in the bits that end up on the floor. But you can’t stop the librarian scooping up all the loose tapes and randomly sticking them back together. So here they are: "Bits off the Floor - 2023".
Yes! It's that time of year! The Spindly Pines Christmas outing. And to celebrate, Anastasia resigns! The laugh's on you Queensland. Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd be a turkey at Christmas? Elton, Bernie & Madonna, apparently!
The bugs are swarming. The meds are spilling. The ‘rona is making a comeback! A World Tour no less! The band will never speak to each other again, and Boomers everywhere will demand Jerry apologize.
T'is the season, Hangers! The magpies are dive-bombing. The Spuds are attacking. Albo, Kim & Bill Gates are cuttin' loose. Nippon nervousness abounds. Jerry must make a major decision: the white dress, or the red? I dunno - ask Emily Bronte ...
From the highs of New York award success to the bottom of the Hawkesbury River! Ya gotta tell it like it is - even if it isn't! Yep, hangers and danglers - outa the subway the bullets rip ...
Sports Day! Awards night! And a Referendum thrown in just to ramp up the nerves. October 14 2023: proof that too much activity is never enough. Price includes one way ferry ride to King Arthur's resting place. Soothing ointment extra.
At last! An episode with everything! Vegan stuff! Olympic stuff! Prime Minister stuff! Plus baked beans thrown in. Just don't get any stuck on you ...
All through 3rd quarter 2023, we've been saving them up. Yes, there's time for celebration. There's time for regret. And there's time for bangin' around in the bins looking for those bits of tape that we left on the cutting room floor. Then it's time to splice them all together and give them a public airing. The rude bits. The scary bits. The borderline disgusting bits. The off-cuts ... Yeah - that bit!
Barry! Where the bloody hell did you find that? And what do you plan to do with it? Oh, don't stick it up there! Apologies viewers - there's no stopping him sometimes. And in an episode full of new revelations, we can reveal: Jerry loves Joan Jett, sans the boots apparently.
Brace! Brace! Brace!!! Bloody Albo's done us a mischief! I suppose we're better off than your average Qantas passenger. Speaking of getting cancelled, be careful who ya kiss! And if ya gunna flash - make it a Quarterflash! That's more than enough heart trouble for one day ...
When 'M' Fever takes over the nation, your favourite Old Fellas are NOT immune! it just comes down to which particular 'M' Fever they're gunna catch. No stress - Billy Slater will sort it out! And who knew those old 'Carry On' films could be this smooth.
Two Old Fellas in one room - there's bound to be those bits that get cut off and left on the floor. So we scooped up them bits 'n' stuck 'em together. A string of Old Fella Off-cuts - now with extra offness.
Mourning in the morning - nothing compares. But the old fellas know the perfect antidote - cake and sport. And of course, some deep shut-eye afterwards.
The boys stumble into the Australian Podcasting Awards night. It doesn't take long before they've maimed Hamish Blake, then found themselves up to the elbows in red wine and dentures. Tony Bennett provides the entertainment, despite recent news - seems he hasn't yet got the message.
De-genderings ahoy! Sign this petition now! Sharpen your nib and scrawl your signature with an Old Fella. Jerry visits the grand-daughter and slops tomato sauce on everything. Now THERE'S an idea for an ad!
The end of an era leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth. It's enough to make you want to invade Poland - or get lost at sea trying. Either way, the whole thing rubs Jerry the wrong way. How the bloody hell do you count whales anyway?!
Live and eating out! The Old Fellas are disturbing the family dining vibe at the local Chinese. Talking too loud. Slopping the hot sauce. And as for the sweeteners!!! Jerry can't get enough - but he'll pay for it on the way home. So will everyone else on the bus!
The tragic demise of one diva. The tragic rise of another. We all must take our place on the Great Mandela. Then we just wash up on the shore like a discarded novelty phone. Chill out pot-heads. Chill out.
It's a set up! It's a conspiracy! It's an expose! The Old Fellas have audio! And! Moving Pictures! You'll be sorry you looked.
Big Charley (aka Darth Windsor) goes to the Big House and gets himself a Big Hat, plus one for the missus. There's a lot of swearing - seems the crown sits uncomfortably. Well, that's Jerry's theory. Jenny Craig's had enough - so has Father Bob ... So they decide to go together. Next thing - Jerry claims he's like a virgin!!! Matron and the Queensland Police get involved and now ... It is ON!
Young people!!!! What is the matter with them? Whatever it is, Barry & Jerry can relate. Are they disillusioned by the false start that is ... the space race?! Jerry to the rescue, playing the anti-hero. If only he had her legs ...
The Old Fellas explore the true meaning of Easter, wombats and Australian barley. If that don't bring you great satisfaction, then ya mother's a canola farmer.
Beach fun? It's done! Damned sand - ruins everything. But now, it's the Royal Surf Lifesaving Association grinding your gears. NSW gets revenge at the ballot box! See how it's done, Victoria! Be careful what you wish for on ya carbon-neutral kebab! You could end up with asteroids! But you can work them off on the dance floor.
Yes Hangers! This is it! The official world's longest Old Fellas so far! Even if the Guinness Book refuses to put their signature on it. You be the judge! Either way, this aint one of the small things ...
We got earth-shaking good news. We got Cate bringing home the bacon. But she got no EGOT. We're shattered. So Jerry starts an intervention, an agitation, an affirmation. You will believe ...!
Barry sobs. Mickey's head explodes. And none of the numbers add up. My! My! Good thing Jerry wins Eurovision!
Hallucinogenic meds aside, the boys dabble in a little Surrealistic sojourning, all in a quest to find a solution to Australian Rugby woes. Recruit Prince Harry, George Pell and a few German fish. Problem solved. Fry pan in one hand, red pen in the other ...
Over-eating. Under-dressed. Too many dead people. But in between the holiday period coughed up a headline or nine. Miracle cure included. Magic!!
Welcome to the days of remakes getting gold. And a real client wants an advert lashed with extra Old Fellas. In the end, Jerry plays dress-ups and for his trouble, gets banned from the USA.
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Oh dear - someone yelled, "FIRE!" One of the most dangerous things you can do in a nursing home. Hope the gun cabinet has a good lock on it. No? Well that's a new level of Reckless. Enjoy.
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Tazuni!!!! The magic word that'll get you in trouble every time. It's what happens when you swap your Johnson for a Truss and then back again. Jerry makes waves and your Old Fellas end up in timeout ...
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Baz feels interstellar pain in the asteroid. Then his personals leak. One hack and you never get your luggage back. Finally, Jerry faces the legacy of his years at the gym ...
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Your favourite Old Fellas wave Her Elizabeth-ness a final goodbye. Meanwhile, Boris gives way to 'Natasha'. And Picasso dons a tutu. Jerry's final testament is all double white, so the family punches on. I blame the cat ...
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At the very real prospect of going straight to hell, The Attrick Brothers lift the lid on what really happened at the Queen's bedside. It pays to have connections. And since Elton's been frozen out of this one, Jerry steps into the breach ...
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Jerry gets spooky! By accident. Barry gets worried. By accident. But hey - accidents happen. What is quite deliberate though: Jerry makes a simple song very complicated. All in all, it's just a-nother episode in the can.
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It's Battle of the Theme Songs. It all comes down to what you're hiding in ya bananas. And ya potatoes. And ya theme song lyrics. Hidden meaning everywhere. Then someone yelled, "Fire!"
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Bloody hell! They've got out! Just when the rain let up and you thought it was safe, Jerry and Barry are out in the open throwing around sharp objects and bad dad jokes. Near, far, wherever you are - look both ways before crossing the Atlantic. Merryl Streep speaking.
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The boys are back in town. Or rather, back in-continent. Especially after Barry's accident. Mavis denies all responsibility. In the end, it's a case of 'when Jerry met Harry'. Warning: stay off the footpath!
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Geo-political turmoil? No worries. Barry and Jerry are onto it. If only the weather would let up ... Actually, they can fix that too – if you’re old enough.
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Christmas. Covid. Babs & the Bube. It's all coming at the Old Fellas. Thick and fast! In the end, Jerry wonders if he was responsible for splitting up the Beatles. Order more Saw Palmetto! (Look it up on Google ...)
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Barry gets bad news - but gets it all wrong. To be expected, what with the ear problem and all. Meanwhile Jerry's high hopes hit new lows. Can he impress at the club - if the comb-over behaves?
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There are lines that simply cannot be crossed. Everything else is put into the off-cuts. Caution: May cause allergic reaction in children and pets. Rated M - as in "Muuuum! Why are we listening to this???"
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Life! It's really about lumbago, methane, Greta and the quest to vaccinate against them all. So, when it's done, we promise Jerry will tell you all about it on the 6.30 news.
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The boys sort out the fan club, but Barry still confronts unabashed Attrick-mania. On the upside, they soon realize Western Civilization is in good Septuagenarian hands. Time for a disoriented stroll - and don't worry about the bombers!
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Barry is flummoxed by Gertrude - what a scandal! Skulduggery with the new librarian - more scandal! Meanwhile, Jerry puts his back out trying to walk like an '80s girl-band ...
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The Old Fellas are live and lollygaggin’ from Hotel Quarantine. Shenanigans in the TV room. Mongrel Ball in the Games Room. And you won’t believe what turns up in Jerry’s Morning Motion. Old Fellas - they just wanna have fun.
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These are bits of Old Fellas that should not be on public view. It's not pretty. But somehow you just can't take your eyes off it. Or your ears. Can your sense of smell handle it?
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It's attack an Attrick week. There's breakage. There's fear and loathing. There's cling wrap and other deadly weapons. Like, for example, a dead skunk - and Shakespeare. (Don't ask .)
In the end, Jerry does it again. Lawyer not included.
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Barry uncovers a mystery: life half sucks.
Sport might be ageist, but the brothers reminisce anyway – but was it really worth paying the royalties?
Jerry finds a weird one while sifting through someone else's Daily Motion.
Getting the tight gold hot pants on for this episode was a chore - let's hope it pays off, Matron.
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So here they are - The Old Fellas: the Ugly Bits. A whole month's worth.
Not for the kiddies. Not for the feint-hearted. Not for internal use.
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Barry efficiently closes the door but drops something. Yes - in an enclosed space. The Brothers survive to introduce some entertainment for the amusement of the faces peering through the window. They tackle a mouse, find someone even older than themselves and then debunk a claim the earth has stopped rotating. In the end, Jerry learns the truth - finally. At 83. And so, the static buzz continues ...
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Barry gets chatting and misses an appointment. Jerry gets as cranky as an old person. Barry forgets what he remembered. Jerry maintains the rage while reading the newspaper. Barry gets nervous about potatoes.
In the end, Jerry smells like old person.
Oh - never mind ...
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Barry has a habit of saying things that scare the kiddies. So we gather up the bits that have been cut off from The Old Fellas and we stitch them together for the grown ups. Keep out of reach of children.
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Jerry invites their sister, Peetie, in for a chat but, then again ... Barry worries about the covid bubble and the covid passport. Wilhelm stops by for a quick scream, Frank Bumm loses some mail, then Jerry fakes palpitations challenging for the family table tennis crown.
Good luck getting all that under control, Matron.
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Jerry loses a close personal friend, then the boys sell some product, then they confront the elephant in the room. And then Frank Bumm wants to get in on the
Old Fellas' success. Oh - and then Jerry wants to talk about his hernia.
Don't say you weren't warned ...
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