Patwa Chapter: Recent Episodes
Kenia M.
Patwa Chapter is the Greatest Story Ever Told (including the 'grown up' chapters) as a short, down to earth, Jamaican conversation.
Genesis ends on a high for Israel. Joseph breaks down and reveals his true identity. He sends for his father and the family situation get a major upgrade overnight in Genesis 45
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Joseph plants evidence in Benjamin's bag to test his brothers, but them defend Benjamin to the grung. Looks like them really change them ways in Genesis 44.
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Joseph's brothers wonder whether they've been under surveillance, and washbelly Benjamin gets fipple the food in Genesis 43.
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Jacob sons bow down to Joseph and deev'n realise. Jacob get emotional when him hear him might lose another son in Genesis 42.
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The butler fiiinally remembers his promise in Genesis 41! At 30 years old, Joseph gets a major promotion. Him situation change.
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A butler and a baker had a dream, but it never work out so wonderful for 1 of them in Genesis 40.
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Joseph is promoted to head cook and bottle washer in Potiphar's house, but end up lose the work sake of him good body self in Genesis 39.
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Judah tries to ignore a promise to his daughter-in-law who plans to get what she deserves, one way or another in Genesis 38.
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Joseph finds out the hard way that bad mind is active among his brothers. Jacob puts on a goat skin bag to mourn his favourite son in Genesis 37.
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Esau move to more land and start him owna nation of Chiefs and Dukes. Listing out a lot of genealogy in this one, so if you love hear people name call, Genesis 36 is for you.
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Jacob leaves to escape potential conflict, but loses a lot along the way. He gets a strong reminder of his new name, and meets his last son in Genesis 35
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Dinah, the daughter of Jacob's and Leah, is kidnapped. When her brothers find out, the city of Canaan experiences... lasting implications in Genesis 34.
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Esau and Jacob meet up after a long time in Genesis 33. Jacob nervous now, because is a bag a man a walk wid Esau towards him...
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Jacob leaves with his wives, fears for their lives, and strives with a man who changes his name from 'heel grabber' in Genesis 32.
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Due to rising tensions (aka bad mind), Jacob leave the work. Deceit, a high speed chase and God's intervention via a dream lead to an uncomfortable conversation, that brings resolution to a toxic relationship. All in Genesis 31.
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Rivals Rachel and Leah try to out-pickney each other. Laban try go round Jacob again, but him situation change in Genesis 30.
(Sorry for the recording glitch in this one! I'll fix it soon I promise)
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Jacob arrives in Haran and gets a lot more than he bargained for, from Uncle Laban and from God, in Genesis 29.
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Jacob leave him yard to find a wife/ dodge him brother, and in the middle of the wilderness, dream see God in Genesis 28.
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One big family drama unfolds as Jacob obeys his mother, lies to his father and robs his brother's birthright in Genesis 27.
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In Genesis 26, Isaac follows his father's fibbing footsteps in Gerar, where he circumnavigates multiple instances of bad mind.
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Abraham finds love again, and Isaac and Rebekah get twins in Genesis 25.
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Abraham's servant Eliezer makes his master a promise, and God helps him keep it in Genesis 24.
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Abraham buries Sarah in the newly acquired family plot, in Genesis 23
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God tests Abraham to see who him love more, Him or Isaac. But Abraham prove say a him say faith, in Genesis 22.
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Sarah FINALLY gives birth to a healthy baby boy. Hagar gets lost, and ends up finding her own way. Abraham signs a peace treaty in Genesis 21.
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A King gets a cautionary dream. Abraham's prayers for him open new doors in Genesis 20.
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Sodom and Gomorrah get what's coming, a woman turns salty and Lot's daughters take advantage of their dad in Genesis 19.
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3 strangers visit Abraham and Sarah. Sarah gets a joke from them, before Abraham haggles down the price of Sodom's destruction in Genesis 18.
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The man formerly known as Abram gets a good bellyful laugh, but God wasn't joking in Genesis 17.
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Sarai's slave surrogacy turns sour, but an angel run een in Genesis 16.
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Abram ask God for confirmation. But before God give him in a vision, first him have to fan john crow in Genesis 12.
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5 warlods war gainst 4 rowdy rebels, but some get stuck in tar. Dem kidnap Lot. Abram flip out and show him have a special set of skills in Genesis 14.
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Lot gets a lot of land, and perhaps a lot more than he bargained for in Genesis 13.
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God make an agreement with Abram, who bring one piece a crosses to Pharoah, in Genesis 12.
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The people at Shinar make a plan, and God start laugh. Terah son look promising in Genesis 11.
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Noah family tree spread out in Genesis 10.
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God link Noah and discuss a 3 point agenda. Noah drink til him drunk. Tempers flare in Genesis 9.
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As the flood go down, Noah dove say "Bye Felisha." Noah thank God him survive in Genesis 8.
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Noah get 7 days to pack up and ship out. The animals run a boat in Genesis 7.
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God plan to wipe out the world, and give Noah building plans in Genesis 6.
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Guess how old the man dem in Adam family be. A dem say long life like pasteurize milk in Genesis 5.
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Cain do Abel a way. Then Cain's 6th descendant Lamech sings the Bible's 1st recorded bad man chune. Adam and Eve have a third (and very important) son in Genesis 4.
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Adam and Eve eat a fruit and taste fear for the first time in Genesis 3.
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Adam get wifey and live happily ever after for couple days in Genesis 2.
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God spend 6 days building the earth and say "It have a vibes," in Genesis 1.
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King Ahab calls a meeting with 400 prophets who couldn't predict one accidental death in 1 Kings 22.
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