fazosneeze: Recent Episodes
fazosneeze
I had some problems with my YouTube channel, so I decided to make my videos private and open an account on iVoox! The content is the same, but you cannot see me now: I make myself sneeze using a rolled-up tissue or a q-tip and then blow my nose. I hope you enjoy!
After a long hiatus, I'm back! I hope you enjoy this new sneezes, I sure have enjoyed recording them!
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And now, here comes a joke: Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Heisenberg is pulled over by a cop who asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I am."
This is my first inducing session after I left YouTube. It is a bit longer than my old videos, then you will have more to enjoy. I used two rolled-up tissues, one on each nostril. And I must say that every single sneeze felt really good! I hope you enjoy!