Two good pals meet once a week to discuss anything and everything. So script, no running order, it could go anywhere!
Has Scott been stealing jelly? Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet on the computer? And who is that crying soldier behind you?! A spooky episode awaits…
There’s another round of your topics covered as Scotty begs for forgiveness, Matty gets in a coloured mess, there’s gravy everywhere and a spinning bow tie!
The boys tackle another of YOUR suggested topics, and it gets heated! There’s also wedding talk and - shock - clothes coming off!
More burning issues tackled as the boys talk pineapple on pizza, and choose between beans or spaghetti. Plus Scott has a very messy paint story!
What’s happened to this miserable pair? They grumble about kids on scooters and Freedom Day, and Matty gets very excited about stationary!
Scott recalls a time he got run over after shooting someone and taken to hospital (kind of..), there’s another breakfast debate, and how many clothes is too many clothes to answer the door?
The boys get into their quickest disagreement ever, there’s a burger out of a nose and some serious heavy lifting
What makes a window a door? Who drinks a pint of gravy? Why and how has Scotty’s mum broken Matty’s heart? It’s all here!
Is the smell of a puppy the best thing there is?! The boys debate, plus there’s theme park madness, food in pockets and one very bare chest!
Matty has a scary visitor live on the show, the boys discuss being taped to a chopper while Scotty has a roast dinner surprise.
How much flesh is too much? The boys get steamy! Scott’s seen a fight on Facebook and there’s a big film debate.
How do you win or lose at kiss chase? The lads discuss this, a thing you never knew about Bourbon biscuits and a nasty head gash for Scotty
The boys talk hugging and bum grabbing, there’s one showery story and one very aggressive badminton player!
Scott finally gets Matty’s most embarrassing story; there’s a very expensive hoover and a very watery grave.
There’s a windy game of Would You Rather, Scotty reveals a farming secret and Matty’s fallen off the toilet - again!
Scotty lays down the law for COVID rule-breakers, Matty makes a stand on Mr Brightside, while Momma Scotty shows her true colours!
Someone’s been up to no good on the phone! Scotty has a weird marriage fact and there’s some Big Mac boasting...
The boys deep dive into Scott’s love of animals, Matty loves the darts and there’s another round of Spot the Lie...
Scotty has to answer for some serious crimes, Matty gets in a rage over ice cream and there’s a ton of greasy money...
The lads take a very deep dive into fast food breakfasts, Scotty tests his Matty knowledge, and there’s Dave Benson-Phillips...
How much squash is too much squash? Ever found a peacock in your garden or a snake in your washing? The lads cover it all
The lads turn on the mics and let it all go as they look at funny coach journeys, Scott's stand-up and a German sausage surprise
Scotty and Matty's first outing - who's the tight one? Things your parents used to say, a road-savvy giraffe and more!