Two Lonely Boys in a Canoe Podcast: Recent Episodes

Chris Evans & Trevor Ahlstrom

Stoner comedy with a bit of live music in Eugene, Oregon.

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Video on YouTube. Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & Producer Gradient mosey (slow cowboy walk) on through news, Trevor's friend and local Eugene, OR poet Jeffrey Morel & his poem blog, www.foragingformore.substack.com. Also, drug-free zone in Portland, OR, classification of narcotics, Gradient's poem about Chingy, a boost for Gordon Lafer's Eugene school board re-election, Vietnam vs. Valentine's Day party & Chris' Cannabis Corner on popping new seeds. Moreover, album review of various artists soundtrack album of the biker t.v. show "Sons Of Anarchy, Season 1", song is melodic pop-punk hit, "Girl From The North Country", by the band "Lions". Movie review is action film "Undisputed 2", starring Michael Jai White. As well as the joys of "Team Roller-Skate", especially, A.J. Jackson. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Video on YouTube.Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & Producer Gradient, now with working t.v. for first time converse on recent Pres. Biden State of the Union speech news, movie review of 2022 historical drama film starring Brad Pitt & others in "Babylon", hence the chant, "Snakes Get Fought!" & supposedly lethal fight style Rapid Assault Tactics (R.A.T.). Moreover, album review of upcoming Minneapolis, MN death-metal band "Nothingness"' second album from Jan. 2023, "Supraliminal", song "Catapulted Into Hyperspace", "Gay Cigarettes" comedy skit, Chris' Cannabis Corner on clone rooting care and Trevor's Tune Talk on playing different guitar tunings live & more. Plus, live music. Please listen, like and subscribe.

Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/2LBspot

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MP3: https://twolonelyboys.podbean.com

produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Video link: https://youtu.be/SMRZaxoKSeg Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom), Producer Gradient & special guest Jeff Fieler mull over supposed Chinese spy weather balloon news, history of Groundhog Day & movie review of 1993 comedy film, "Groundhog Day", starring Bill Murray. Also, album review of the rap group from "The Workaholics" comedy t.v. show. "The Wizards" (artist), self-debut 2009 album, song "Straight Outta Mordor", Chris' Cannabis Corner on planting clones, the history of envelopes & more. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/2LBspot

Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/2LBappl

MP3: https://twolonelyboys.podbean.com

produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Video link: https:/https://youtu.be/uML2ry8CKx8 Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & Producer Gradient slander on Gradient's local rap show, news such as a 4,300 year old mummy, "Workaholics" t.v. show & hypothetical racist Bob Ross. Movie review of the 2022 horror film, "The Menu", album review of Navajo-folk artist, "R. Carlos Nakai", album "Canyon Trilogy", song "Inward Journey" & more silliness. Plus, live music. Please listen, like & subscribe.

Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/2LBspot

Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/2LBappl

MP3: https://twolonelyboys.podbean.com

produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Video link: https://youtu.be/0x1YU_ya_O8 Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & Producer Gradient use some special brownies to lightly trip on Death by Denny's sign news, movie review of "Deep Sea Gigantism-Why the Ocean Breeds Giants" nature documentary, super-hero spoof shows, jizzing-wizards (jizzards) & biscuit & gravy in trash bags scheme. Album review is folk-rock super-group Crosby, Stills & Nash (artist), "Greatest Hits" (album), "Long Time Gone" in honor of the recent death of David Crosby. Gorgeous George blurts out "Stay On Traffic!", Instead of "Stay on Topic!" & more shenanigans. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/2LBspot

Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/2LBappl

MP3: https://twolonelyboys.podbean.com

produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Video link: https://youtu.be/8r2f0hnIRDY Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & Producer Gradient use some special brownies to lightly trip on Death by Denny's sign news, movie review of "Deep Sea Gigantism-Why the Ocean Breeds Giants" nature documentary, super-hero spoof shows, jizzing-wizards (jizzards) & biscuit & gravy in trash bags scheme. Album review is folk-rock super-group Crosby, Stills & Nash (artist), "Greatest Hits" (album), "Long Time Gone" in honor of the recent death of David Crosby. Gorgeous George blurts out "Stay On Traffic!", Instead of "Stay on Topic!" & more shenanigans. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/2LBspot

Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/2LBappl

MP3: https://twolonelyboys.podbean.com

produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Jan 18, 2023Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & Producer Gradient in their first video ever do some visual shenanigans & figure out good aesthetics while rambling. We ramble over news, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., modern art, & "Prairie Home Companion" radio show sound effects. Movie review of 2023 horror film of "Me3gan", album review of r&b/pop artist "Doja Cat", album "Planet Her", song "Need To Know" & preview of future potential court episode as spoof of (Saturday Night Live) S.N.L. show skit "Maine Justice". Plus live music! Please listen, like & subscribe. Listen on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/2LBspot Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/2LBappl MP3: https://twolonelyboys.podbean.com produced by Ravioli Road Studios

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Gorgeous George (Chris Evans) & Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) & our new producer, "Gradient" joke on Tag-Team of Martians & Amish Vs. the world, dinosaurs, Trevor's joke on lawyers in Hell & movie review of the rest of "The Hero" & "In Bruges" 2008 crime-comedy film starring Colin Farrell. Also, Album review of anarcho-crust punk (grindcore) band "Flower", 2022 album "Hardly A Dream", song "Left Hand Of Darkness", local news of Gradient at maple tree memorial service in front of Wow Hall, Eugene, OR & Chris & Trevor's McKenzie River adventure. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gorgeous George (Chris Evans) & Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) are joined for the 1st time by our new producer, "Gradient" to converse on peacocks, sore losers in politics, a need for a safe-space for comedy (like us) & Trevor's fist bump addiction. Also, movie review of "The Hero" 2017 film starring Sam Elliot, album review of "Hip Hop's Best Weed Songs 420 Smoker's Mix From 90s Classics to 2010s Hits" Youtube.com compilation album assembled by "DJ Noize", various artists, song is "Hits From The Bong" by "Cypress Hill", funny genres of porn & more. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gorgeous George (Chris Evans) & Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) rattle on news, movie review of 2008 film "Step-Brothers" starring Will Ferrell & John C. Riley & album review of Native-American black metal band, "Blackbraid", "Blackbraid 1" (2022 album), song, "Sacandaga". We then focus on Honorary Mentions & Top 10 Moments of 2022 for this show. Plus live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (Gorgeous George), Trevor Ahlstrom (Gravel-Shits) are joined by special guest Chris Kennett (Silver Squirrel) jingle in on terrible Christmas songs like "Jingle In The Jungle", holiday news, history of Christmas & Section 8 (low-income) housing. Movie review of "Pulp Fiction" & "Avatar 2: The Way Of Way", Album review of "It's Snowing And You're Tired Of Running From Life (A Relaxing Playlist)" www.youtube.com compilation album by various artists, song, "A Winter's Tale" by Jeremy Soule & squirrel gang-bangs. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Gorgeous George (Chris Evan) & Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) ramble on getting your "red-wings", being "cat-fished" by women, super-gluing cuts, news on recent 6.4 earthquake in Humboldt, Co., CA, reefers, & "Where's Waldo Weed Book". Also, movie review of "The Bonfire Podcast" show episode on "Pearl-Jamming old ladies", album review by Mongolian folk-metal band, "The Hu", 2019 album, "The Gereg", song "The Great Chinggis Khaan", why "Guitar-Hero" is dumb compared to actual guitar-playing. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (Gorgeous George) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gravel-Shits) rattle on chillums mistaken as crack-pipes, life-lessons from hammers, using voices, news, movie review of the action-film "The Equalizer 2", album review of nu-metal band "Mudvayne" with their album, "The End Of All Things To Come", the song, "Not Falling", how Jenny ruined Forrest Gump, ect. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gorgeous George (Chris Evans), Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) are once again reinforced by the friendship of special guest Jeff Fieler to prattle on things in the butt, "Firmageddon", why the oceans are so salty & trees falling on houses. Furthermore, album review of stoner metal band, "Red Fang", 2009 self-debut album, song "Prehistoric Dog", Chris' Cannabis Corner, the U.F.O. term "Foo Fighters", licking D.M.T. desert toads & misc. Plus, live music! Please list, like & subscribe.

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Gorgeous George (Chris Evans) & Gravel-Shits (Trevor Ahlstrom) ramble on news, Mark Twain's fictional characters like Jim, gyms & suicide. Furthermore, album review of English thrash-metal band "Xentrix" 1989's album "Shattered Existence", song "Crimes", wearing face-paint in music & other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gorgeous George (now Chris Evans) & Gravel-Shits (now Trevor Ahlstrom) are joined by regular special guest Silver Squirrel (Chris Kennett) to mull over news, hypothetical pet shelter/shop, kangaroo court, Silver Squirrel's Art, Also, movie review of "Ruby Ridge American Experience PBS" documentary, movie review of goth band Joy Division's 1979 album, "Unknown Pleasures", song "Interzone" & troglodyte Thomas Edison electrocuting an elephant, among other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Trevor Ahlstrom (now Gravel-Shits) & call-in special guest Angelo De'Jesus substitutes for Chris Evans (now Gorgeous George) banter on Judas-Joe Pesci, meteorology, following your passion, renaming Lane County to Calapuya County, Oregon & killer robo-cops. Moreover, movie review on the sci-fi film "Nine Days", album review of Norwegian black metal band "Windir"'s 2003 album "Likferd", song "Despot" & countless other musings.

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Chris Evans (now Gorgeous George) & Trevor Ahlstrom (now Gravel-Shits) ramble on with friend Aaron Corrales (partially) news, orangutan prostitution, bestiality in general, lights on vs. lights off women, sexual message at Chinese restaurant, eye injuries, inter-dimensional portals & hooker stalls. Moreover, movie review on new cowboy t.v. series, "Yellowstone", Native American album review, "Young Spirit" (artist), "Neechmus: Cree Round Dance Songs", "Ol' Faithful" (song) & misc. Aaron's album review is "Skid Row"'s self debut album, song "Big Guns". Plus, live music! Listen, like & subscribe.

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Gorgeous George & Gravel-Shits gobble-up on Thanksgiving news, Thanksgiving history, fun turkey facts & why chicken is better than turkey (in our opinion). Plus, movie review of "Law & Order" t.v. series & History Channel's documentary, "The Real Story of Thanksgiving", album review of "Vintage Thanksgiving Music" (Youtube.com compilation album) by various artists, song is "I've Got Plenty To Be Thankful For" by artist Bing Crosby Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (now Gorgeous George) & Trevor Ahlstrom are briefly joined by friend Angelo De'Jesus bullshit on defending ourselves against protest groups. Moreover, news, cannabis tips, guitar advice, the film on "How To Talk Minnesotan" ancient sea-turtles & movie review on "Blade-Runner: 2049". Also, album review of Youtube.com anonymous artist's album "Relaxing & Soothing Gypsy Guitar Music for Meditation, Writing & Studying", with no anonymous song in particular, among other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (now Gorgeous George) & Trevor Ahlstrom (now Gravel-Shits) do a Northwest/Grunge-Rock themed episode (inspired by D.J. Lou from "The Bonfire Podcast") on news, our hypothetical store called "Black-Hole Sun", grunge music history/fashion/culture in general & cocaine with wood-chippers. Moreover, movie review of 2021 documentary of "The Dark Descent of Layne Staley", album review of "Alice In Chains" (artist), "Jar Of Flies" (1994 album), "Rotten Apple" (song), using sexy ladies to defeat racism & among other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous George) mull over news, our kitten "Ferrari", Trevor's coastal camping trip, online crypto-currency & pedophilia in Catholicism. Movie review of documentary of 1970's U.S. scammers in Christian churches, album review is "Magrudergrind" (artist) self-titled, 2009 album, song "Built To Blast", Chris' Cannabis Corner on winter tips for plants, history of Earth & too many dicks (on the dance-floor) along with others. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Chris Evans (Gorgeous George) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gravel-Shits) joke on abortion, news, Daylight Savings Time, how boring baseball is & Cookie Monster eating pussy. Album Review is country/soul artist Charley Crockett, "The Man From Waco" (album), song "The Man From Waco", movie review on t.v. series "Law & Order" (Season 22) cops cowboyin' it up & other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) banter on Edgar Allan Poe, news, cheese puns, number of sands vs. stars & especially peanut butter. Moreover, movie review of documentary on the 1993 Waco, Texas church massacre, album review of youtube.com mash-up mix of artists "Wu-Tang Clan & Led Zeppelin", "The Wu-Tang Zeppelin" (album), "Release The Immigrant Pt. 1" (song), with other subjects as well. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) for the Halloween Special, howl over spooky news, history of the Goths, favorite angry peasant farming tool, history of Halloween & intimate relations with a ghost. Also, album review of "1 Hour of Dark Country Southern Gothic Western Rock Part 1" (album from youtube.com), various artists, the song "Psalms" by the band "Vudu Sister", movie review of "History Channel's" documentaries "The Real Story of Halloween" & "Ancient Mysteries (with Leonard Nimoy, Season 4: Episode 5): Dark History of Witches" among other terrifying topics! Plus, live monstrous music! Please listen, like & subscribe, if you dare!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) converse on dear friend Dylan De'Arman's & new homie, L, at pro. photography association, Eugene Darkroom Group's (check them out at eugdarkroom.org) art show at Oakshire Brewing Co., the turmoils of work-life, Dungeons & Dragons, the breakfast platonic date of Chris & Chris (Silver Squirrel) & Columbia. We also did album review of Cumbia artist legend Celso Pina, "Grandes Exitos (album), &"Cumbia Sobre El Rio" (song). Movie review of "Blade Runner" & other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe. Contact pro. photographer/artist Dylan De'Arman at dylandman12540@gmail.com or dlandearman.com & L (through eugdarkroom.org).

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) ramble on news with a sports update call-in from Silver Squirrel (Chris Kennett), homelessness around the U.S., genetics, good originally "American" food in different parts of the country & the how shopping in general is a non-fun activity for most straight men. Movie review is the comedy film, "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle", album review is jazz artist Michael Higgins' album, "Daybreak", song "Daybreak" & other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans & Trevor Ahlstrom talk secrets of the pumpkin-patch, porno news station, crazy rent story, & cannabis ph testing. Also, album review of "Ripped to Shreds" (artist), "Jubian" (album) & Reek of Burning Freedom" (song), movie review of "The Bonfire" Podcast: "Behind the Curve" Episode & Trevor's "Stoned Yankee-Candle Story". Plus, live music! Listen, like & subscribe!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans), Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) & once again special guest Aaron Corrales shoot the shit on pop-punk, school-shooters, wildfire fire retardant, dead cats, desert-rats, the effects of the Moon & fuck Chris Columbus. Movie review of "This Is Spinal Tap", album review of "Neil Young & Crazy Horse" (artist), "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere" (album) & "Down By The River" (song), shout out to Julian, CA's "Rudy's Punkers' Bar" & more. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) are joined yet again by special guest Silver Squirrel (Chris Kennett) in discussing doing jumping-jacks in jail, fluoridated water, ancient artificial British Isles party islands &. Also, Album review of "Christone "Kingfish" Ingram (artist), "662" (album), "Too Young To Remember" (song) & more. Plus, live music!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) and Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) banter on how the world to seems to be "cruisin' for a brusin'", more Rickyisms, shop class, desire to make our own canoe, new cannabis law, the Periodic Table of Elements & so forth. Album review is "Dance of the Demons/1 Hour of Japanese War Drums (various artists/album/song) & movie review of "Family Guy" t.v. series. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe!

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Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous George) are joined by Dylan De'Arman & wife Kindra De'Arman. We discuss long-distance endurance treks (running, hiking,.), sports riots, "Chicken Soup for the Soul" stories, water-logged worms & cannabis, Dylan's photography, Kindra's horse study, & other topics. Plus, live music. Thanks, Dylan for the new podcast images Check out Dylan De'Arman's professional photography for sale via at his email address at ddearman@uoregon.edu. Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gravel- Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) chime-in on the local free benefit punk/metal concert at the downtown Eugene, OR skate-park to see bands such as "Rot-Woven" and info. from charity groups like 'White Bird' to raise money & awareness/support in honor of two teenage skateboarders that committed suicide this summer. Along with other news, movie review of "Adventures Jackie Chan" cartoon series (Season 1), eating ice-cream with chopsticks, our "Blunts, Not Bombs" idea for world peace & Summer Scottish "The Fringe Arts Festival". Also, surviving the Apocalypse, album review of "Genius/GZA" (Artist), "1995 Greatest Hits-Liquid Swords" (album), song "4th Chamber", among other diatribes. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) talk shelter animals, movie review of documentary "Fungus: The 3rd kingdom" & fungus in general. Album review of www.youtube.com compliation album, "Hip hop Funk ' Jazz (Just Good Music)" of various artists such as Our Samplus, Poldoore, ProleteR & Gramatik. Song is "Afternoon Soul" by Gramatik. Also, offensive Japanese commercials, Jesus Christ's jealous 'half-brother' brother, John & Cholo version of "Sherlock Holmes" series. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Arghhh mateys!!! Gravel-Shit (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) are joined yet again by Michael Metzger to celebrate the belated National Talk like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19th, from 1995, in nearby Albany, OR) & Autumn Equinox (Sept. 22nd). We discuss news, pirate history of Oregon, China, Florida among other places, parrots, Mexican food, pirate game of Dungeons & Dragons, & pirate health. Moreover, album review of the nautical-themed band "Woods Tea Company", album "Songs of the Sea", song "North Sea Holes", movie review of "Clerks 3" & the controversy of the pirate accent itself among an ocean of other mainly pirate topics. Arghhh, plus there be live sea shanties for music! Please listen, like & subscribe, or down to Davy Jones' Locker with ye! Argghh!!

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans), Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) & our kitten Ferrari are joined by Trevor's fellow former Eugene, OR black metal band (Aveilock) members Austin Tribble (once again) & Joel Rotteheimer. We discuss exercise guru, Richard Simmons, Trevor's letter from former U.S. Pres. Obama, meditation, Kabbalah (book of Jewish magic), Jesus Christ, black magic, telepathy. We also talk the current Ukraine-Russian, the album review of Megadeth's (artist) new album, "The Sick, the dying... and the dead!", song "Life in Hell", Ip Man, movie review of the t.v. series "Cops" & the sport of extreme pogo-stick, among many other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous George) ramble on as we trim/talk ganja, as well as news such as fires getting beat-up like a Terry Funk pro-wrestling match, mill strikes, the grind of daily work, & continental drift. Also, the dark-side of farmer's markets/craft-fairs, the album review of the band Revocation's brand new release of the album "Netherheaven", song "Nihilistic Violence", Dungeons & Dragons, Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer is a meth-head. Moreover, shout-out to womens' great finger-dexterity & movie review of the t.v. series "Cops". Finally, our "Fat Boy Physics" section on apple-rings vs. peach-rings, leading to Gravel-Shits becoming the proclaimed "Peach Ring King". Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous George) converse on some edibles to talk performing music live, news, the madness of the 9/1 terrorist attacks from our personal perspectives, mean/under-paid public school teachers & more. Plus, live music! Please like, share & subscribe.

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Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous-George) banter on a crazy day of news, including the death on this day (9/8/2022) finally of British queen, Queen Elizabeth 2 at age 96 (about damn time!) Moreover, we talk trying to save the world, growing ganja facts & advice with Gravel-Shits & the Oregon Trail. Plus, live music (guitar & a plethora of random whistling). Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) are friends & special guests Dylan De"Arman and yet again, Silver Squirrel, ( Chris Kennett). We converse on Dylan's budding pro-photographer career, Silver Squirrel's hobby of caricature drawing (especially of dogs), the history of Labor Day, Gorgeous George's beach adventure & Dylan's backpacking trek. Also, wildfires, the Mayor of Weed, CA, the Sea-Lion Cave, Florence, OR, siblingse & more. Plus, live music! Hopefully, we will in the future have Dylan De"Arman's photos and Chris Kennett's drawings up and linked for viewing & maybe purchase. Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Gravel-Shits & Gorgeous George are joined on phone call-in guest by Back-country Trails buddy Aaron Corrales and in another guest, friend and neighbor Jonah Scott to discuss trail work, the book series "The Lord of the Rings", the t.v series "Stranger Things", defund the USPS. Also, being aroused by topographic maps, fentanyl, & the ancient terror-bird Kelenken among other topics. Plus, live music! Sorry for the poor sound quality. Please listen, like & subscribe.

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Friend, former neighbor & dude who was instrumental at getting this podcast started, Io Carter finally joins us to bullshit stories of being ditched by other homies, astronomy vs astrology, news, J-Roc from the "Trailer Park Boys" t.v. series, Australian stoner metal "King Gizzaed & the Lizard Wizard" & more. Plus live music! Please listen, like, subscribe & share if you feel so inclined. Be good (mostly).

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A tired Gorgeous George & Gravel-Shits talk lords of the pits, good drugs=good music, the heat, ugly girl/trans contest, album review of "Greek Relaxing Music: Bouzouki Instrumental-Hypnotic Tones" (Artist, band & song on www.youtube.com). Also, gansta eye-wear, Ferrai the kitty-demon & movie review of live-action t.v. series "Reservation Dogs" & more. Plus live music! Listen, share & subscribe, please!

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Gravel-Shits & Gorgeous George converse use of make-up products, wrestling, album review of "Blackbird Raum" (band), "Swidden" (album), "Witches"(song). Furthermore, our tribute to 7-11 convenience stores, movie review of "Law & Order: S.V.U." t.v. series (as always these days), the history of the Crescent Wrench tool & nightmares. Plus, live music! Please like, share and subscribe.

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G.S. (Gravel-Shits a.k.a. Chris Evans) & G.G. (Gorgeous George a.k.a. Trevor Ahlstrom) converse on dangers at work, brawls at Flat-Earth meetings, shock-jock Alex Jones, wild Oregon news, especially racing, movie review, NBA greatness in early 2010s, movie review of t.v. series "Law & Order: S.V.U.", album review on Southern rap Ying - Yang Twins (artist), "Thug Walkin'" (album), "Whistle While you Twurk" (song) & more. Listen, like, subscribe & share.

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Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) do diatribes on weatherman jokes, Monkey-Pox, gay parades & lifespan of phones. Plus, movie review of "Law & Order: S.V.U.", album review of black-metal/ska-punk band, Choking Victim, "No Gods, No Manager" (album), "Crack-Rock Steady" (song), history of Ska music leads to Nazi Yahtzee & more. Like, share & subscribe!

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Gravel-Shits and Gorgeous George are joined by special guest via call-in again by friend and helper of the show, Angelo DeJesus. We catch up with Angelo, besides news, the weirdness of Florida, movie review of rock music documentary , "It Might Get Loud", album review Rick James (artist), "Street Songs" (album), "Ghetto Life" (song). Moreover, the overall theme is our tribute to the comedy G.O.A.T. (Greatness Of All Time) Dave Chappelle and more. Please like, subscribe and share. Take care everybody!

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Despite recording technical difficulties, Gravel-Shits (Chris) & Gorgeous George (Trevor) are joined by Jeff Fieler and his girlfriend Sona Hodaie to cover many topics. Which includes news such as local road accident, the moodiness of Gorgeous George, movie review of the t.v. series "Law & Order: S.V.U.", album review of Robin Trower (artist), "Bridge of Sighs" (album), "Day of the Eagle" (song). Furthermore, Top 10 British (U.K.) Classic Rock Bands List and the infamous NBA basketball game "Malice at the Palace" event. Enjoy, like and subscribe to us if you are so inclined!

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We got to high and forgot the name of this one. It happens, much love everyone.

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The boys talk cats, bus cops, life and bullshit.

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The boys talk about Music, current news, and the NorthMan.

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We ponder news, album of emo/nu-metal band "Deftones" 2020 album "Ohms", self-titled song "Ohms". Also movie review of the new 2022 film "The Northman", funny cholo story and how the notorious actor/martial artist/lawman Steven "Seagal is the next Elvis", besides other topics. Plus live music! Please listen, like subscribe and share.

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We are joined for a third time by the "Return of the Silver Squirrel" (Chris Kennett). We mull over news like the capture of Mexican drug lord, Caro Quintero, album review of the blackened crust (punk-metal) band "Distopia"'s 2008 self-titled album "Distopia", song "Now and Forever". Moreover, movie review of an old episode of the original "Law & Order" t.v. series, sheets of skin, Ancient Indian Emperor Ashoka the Great, the pantheism and doaism religions/philosophies among other things. Plus live Music! Please share, like and subscribe.

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We are joined by our new friend Matt Krause, to converse on crazy locals, the 2022 Eguene, OR World Track Championships, album review of Mid Eastern folk band, Faran Ensemble's album, "Fata Morgana", song "Wind". Also, Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) on psychedelic mushrooms, the invasion on Oregon ash trees by the Emerald Ash Borer (EAB), mixed martial arts (MMA) ,the Japanese (the epsiode theme) Fukushima Disaster and movie review of the 2008 western film "Appaloosa". Plus live music! Please like, share and subscribe if you feel so inclined. Take Care.

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The boys talk pineapple pizza abomination, getting kicked out of places and bullshit.

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The guys talk the new buzz lightyear movie, album reviews and the war in Ukraine.

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Joined by the good friend, Collin (Sage) Bisonnette, to discuss on July 4th, our day on the Fern Ridge Lake, Oregon on intertubes, where we met a picnic table-boat group of folks. We also converse on stoner U.S. History, news, Hank Williams 3's side metal band, Assjack's self titled album, "Smoke The Fire" (song), the movie review of Chinese horror-Comedy "Bioharzard", the decline of shopping malls in U.S., wanting to copulate with the character "Raven" from the cartoon show, "Teen Titans" and so forth. Plus, live acoustic-guitar music!

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We are joined by special guest (first time call-in guest as well) and Gravel Shit's (Chris Evans) lifelong friend, Angelo DeJesus. We discuss the album review of the White Stripes album, Icky Thump, song Icky Thump, movie review, immigration issues of 50 dead in truck on U.S.-Mexico border. Also, Michael Jackson being the Last Great Pedo (Pedophile), the history of the heroin industry and more. Plus, live guitar music!

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Michael and especially Trevor get "higher than an eagle's pussy" on cannabis soda. leaving Chris to lead our high heroes through talks on America's downfall, sea turtles, album review "Krisiun" (band) album, "Southern Storm", song "Origin of Terror". Plus a movie review of "Ford Vs. Ferrari", glory-seekers, puking schedules, ect....

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We discuss aliens, drug & alcoholics anonymous,artist Lil' Rob's album "1218", song, "Summer Nights", movie review, ect.....

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On Fathers Day, Skeletore stops by, the guys talk slavery, Blues and slipping in the shower.

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Gravel (Chris Evans) and Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) joined once again by special guest Kristina Bisonnett to review the Canadian Oi!-Punk band "Emergency" album "1, 2, 3, 4" go over the Insane Clown Posse movie "Big Money Hustlas", talk sex education, trigonometry trauma and stoner dating advice and so on....

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The boys talk about life woman,Jazz,Local news and comedy.

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Two Lonely Boys in a Canoe Podcast, talk Portland, Local News , fun and comedy. Special guest Christina

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Two Lonely Boys in a Canoe Podcast. Trevor and Chris talk life, Post Malone, Crank 2 and special guest Michael.

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Producer's note: I think this one never saw quite saw the light of day before on YouTube, but it appears to be episode 11.

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Two Lonely Boys talk the horror film LAMB. Jokes and fun for all

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Having Austin Tribble, and Chris Kenith come over to visit. Cajun music, art, and comedy.

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Album review of The Black Dahlia Murder (artist), "Noctural" (album), "Warborn" (song) album review. Movie review of "Swiss Army Man". We also ramble on about the Detroit music scene, Florence, OR Rhododendron Festival, rural Minnesota barbershop stories and so on.....

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Funny being homeless together stories, frequent fist-bumps, being "Touched by an Angel", movie and album review, ect.....

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We talk punk-rock legend G.G. Allin," Dr. Strange 2-Multiverse of Madness" for movie review, Nick Shoulder's (artist) "Home on the Rage" (album) album review and the strangeness of local town slogans like Grants Pass, OR, "It's the Climate", among such dialogues....

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We have first intro and outro guitar songs, converse on the misunderstood nature of chocolate-mint ice cream/glow-in-the-dark poop/Neapolitan ice cream segregation, importance of human diversity, how disaffected people lead to conflict and our solar system's first known/official interstellar visitor to name some topics....

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Our first special guest, good friend and former next door neighbor Chris Kennett, joins us to discuss the famous historical wrestler, Gorgeous George, (the namesake of Trevor's alias), going postal on the postal service, and the importance of masturbation, among other things.

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We discuss among other things, the history of cheap labor, legendary badasses Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Evel Knievel and the silliness of President Trump.

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Start to get a groove on the layout of the show. Includes a joint (pun intended) movie review of a cheesy, 1990s Disney horse adventure movie, called, "Flash". Enjoy.

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The official first episode of the Two Lonely Boys in a Canoe Podcast (2LB) with Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) and Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) together. We outline the universe, because we're both time cops, folks.

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Pre-episode talk about doing drugs in a graveyard and living at our old apartment.