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Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!
Shawn was cooking ribs in the kitchen while Aimee was cooking in a different way.
The both of them were obsessed with the Karen Read murder trial that wrapped up yesterday. If you haven't heard about it, it was WILD.
We know housekeepers in Las Vegas have probably seen some STUFF. We talk to one person with a story that will make your jaw drop.
Shawn noticed that his car was being tracked by his fiance yesterday. He was half honored, half creeped out, and she was 100% not. So she claims.
Aimee gets really annoyed when people who don't have an accent put extra panache on ONE word. You aren't Italian, Doug!
Aimee stayed the night by herself for one of the few times ever in her life and, yet again, didn't get murdered by an intruder.
Shawn's son told him about his earliest memory, which has Shawn wondering what his is... and is it HIS memory or recalling what someone told him?
Aimee is tired of making an ass out of herself in group fitness environments.
We are back from the far too short Father's Day Weekend!
Shawn's fiance showed him a high school friend of hers who lost a pinky in the military, got a fat check and disability and is living his best life. Shawn wants in.
Aimee's internet was shut off... but it wasn't because she didn't pay the bill.
It was a fun Friday show on Aimee+Shawn!
Shawn has his eyes set directly on the haters with this week's Weekly Wrap
Grand prize winners for both our NKOTB and Aviators Father's Day contests and more!
Troy the high school grad is back to hang with us!
Shawn was emasculated at his house by service calls and men who were braver and more talented than him.
Aimee and Troy discuss what high school graduation parties are like. Shawn has nothing to bring to the conversation.
Plus we take two long time listeners to task for doubting the legitimacy of our games.
Aimee had a hell of a Ladies Night at the Las Vegas Aviators game! And Shawn's house has turned to hell after his fiancé brought crystals and sage into the house.
Why fireworks displays might take a hit this year.
Plus we rate the hierarchy of celebrity dads for which are the most useless.
Aimee spent last night alone in the house. This is the first time - ever - that Aimee has been alone at the house. Insane.
Shawn made a chicken parm that he is quite literally daydreaming about.
Tiffany tries, and tries, and tries to win on the show.
Plus, here's what Aimee thinks the US visa program should be like...
Aimee is finally back after being on the DL the last couple days!
Shawn's fiancé bought some crystals and sage to drive away any negative energy left over in the house. Moments later, the AC went out. Maybe the negative energy went out through the vents.
Aimee is once again under the weather and Shawn is convinced she's got the 'vid.
Kangaroo Tim hopped into the show several times but would he win anything?
Shawn's got a bone to pick with Tom Cruise.
Plus where you can catch a free show tomorrow night and see Shawn hosting!
Aimee was off because she's feeling under the weather and Shawn is convinced the building itself is a sick building.
Did you ever want to take a selfie...from Space?
James got hung up on but Shawn gave him a chance to win. Will he be ready for the challenge?
And what'd you think about the new "Wicked: For Good" trailer? Shawn was a bit underwhelmed.
Shawn counted this morning: 22 traffic lights on his commute. It keeps getting worse.
Aimee tried registering her son for summer school nearly a week before the deadline, but that was too late.
Did you know Dollar General sells lingerie? We didn't.
Shawn returned from his trip to Florida to hang with the cousins. So how did it go?
Well, Shawn was told he should have his back checked out for skin cancer. So... that has him freaked.
Aimee's son Roman co-hosted the show yesterday and was an absolute riot. Should Shawn be worried for his job?
Aimee went to a high school graduation at Thomas & Mack and it was a total madhouse.
Sydney Sweeney is selling soap with her bathwater in it and depending on who you are, you are appalled or buying it.
Shawn's cousin conversation yesterday may haunt him this weekend at a cousin reunion.
A very delayed flight allowed a child to sing to the plane on the intercom and people are split on whether it is OK.
Aimee was inspired by Instagram to go to the store and get ingredients to make a recipe. Shawn has saved a ton of them but hasn't made a single one.
A new survey found nearly 1 in 10 are ok with first cousins getting married. Aimee doesn't think any cousins should marry, but Shawn thinks that isn't practical and has a rule for whether or not people can marry.
Plus the Summerlin movie studio may have hit a major roadblock.
Aimee+Shawn are reunited again! Shawn was almost killed by a tractor trailer and Aimee is congested something fierce. Alas!
An AI company warns that AI will lead to widespread unemployment, and decides to shut down to save America. LOL, just kidding, they are still making it.
The Chrisley's prove that if you do terrible things and are patient enough and friends with the President, you can get away with it.
Plus a toothbrush narced out a cheating husband.
We got a chance to talk with Rob Thomas! The front man for Matchbox Twenty is coming to Las Vegas to perform at Fontainebleau and we got him at the end of his media tour so we decided to let him chill with some silly questions.
Aimee has some notes for the new CCSD Superintendent to fix during the break.
Shawn's white hair is popping out more than he'd like.
Shawn's kids say the darnest (and darkest) things! Plus Mario, after his rough weekend, tries something new that blew Shawn's mind.
Aimee is panicked because the kids get out of school this week and she doesn't know what to do with them this summer.
Plus Mona wants a re-do on 8 In 88 after her rough first go. So... how will she do? And will Gavin ever win again?!
Aimee's son Romie graduated Kindergarten! He is pumped!
Meanwhile, Shawn's son Mario had a bit of a rougher weekend, and Shawn finds himself at a crossroads. He wants to encourage his son to follow through on what he says he wants and stop him from psyching himself out... but he doesn't want to push him so hard he resents him. Hear the situation and tell us what you think.
It was a STRUGGLE BUS for Buckeye Bob in Barnyard Trivia today! Get ready to laugh.
We are SO EXCITED it is Friday, but of course Shawn had a rude awakening when he realized he overslept.
Somehow a first grader was able to just get up and leave his school and we are baffled about how that happened.
Shawn has (what he thinks is) a ridiculously good Dave Ramsey impression.
Plus this week's Weekly Wrap is about a different Amy. This one drinks too, but she takes it a step too far.
Aimee can tell what day of the week it is by how much grapefruit juice is left in the bottle.
We are mourning the loss of the Vegas Golden Knights this season. They got eliminated yesterday and Shawn's belief that the PKWY Tavern's billboard stunt jinxed the team seems to have come true.
Plus, shocker, Chris Brown is in trouble again. (Hence the show's title)
Shawn was supposed to have Jury Duty today, but he ended up being told to stay home last night... so here he is.
We had a field day teeing off on Amy Tarkanian blowing an insane .278 in a traffic stop in Florida. Aimee thinks she could drink Shawn under the table.
The Diddy trial continues and it's getting uglier by the moment.
Shawn had an interesting start to the morning watching a wounded pigeon get violated and a woman fall on her face next door at Dotty's.
Aimee was talking to teachers at her son's school who are OVER this year. Turns out they aren't alone.
Did PKWY Tavern JINX the Vegas Golden Knights with trolling billboards they put up in Edmonton?
It was a ROUGH start to the morning for Aimee who drove over a bucket on the 215 on the way to the station.
Shawn's nose is still screaming mad at him after letting Sammi pick blackheads from it all weekend.
Plus we give away a SLEW of tickets away to Katy Perry, The Eagles and Marcello Hernandez and if your name was Ashley, you were statistically likely to win today!
It was a huge day in the new yesterday with the choice of a new Pope! We talk about it and later play a newly minted Weekly Wrap that talks about the biggest news of the week.
Aimee did her best but it wasn't good enough for Kangaroo Tim.
Plus how did Deobra Redden get up to 60 years in prison but Griffith Griffith only got 2?!
Aimee and her family were attacked by some mean geese. Not the Canadian ones. The American ones. Because of course.
Plus a new Pope has been chosen and Shawn turned around a new song just for him.
And a whole bunch of fun games!
Real ID hell officially begins today and people are scrambling.
Shawn is in need of a doggy door install but can't find good help, and he'd do it himself if he wasn't an idiot.
How to not get a DUI being drunk in a stationary car.
Plus a BUNCH of great games including an exceeding long and frustrating Barnyard Trivia!
Yesterday we learned about Shawn's sons leaving nice water bottles in Red Rock Canyon. Well guess what... somehow, someway... a miracle occurred.
We learned about the teacher being accused of getting in a rock throwing fight with a student.
Plus we played a bunch of games and Mike had a slip of the tongue.
Shawn's sons left their water bottles at Red Rock and he is offering a big money reward to anyone that will drive there and bring them back.
Beyonce got a Cease and Desist from the Sphere and Aimee is blown away.
Plus we choose a winner for the Disneyland grand prize!
It has been a week of posting for our Post It For Posty contestants! Who will score seats in the 100s for the concert?!
Shawn and his fiance Sammi are banging out a prenup. What do you think? Prenup? Pre-nope?
Plus this week's Weekly Wrap is virtually guaranteed to be stuck in your head the rest of the day.
Our Post It For Posty competition is starting to heat up and Tyler is finally showing up!
Shawn shares a story as to why everyone needs a trust.
Bill Belichick is chiming in to defend his girlfriend, and we hate the whole situation even more now.
And what does Aimee have in common with a Pennsylvania priest?
Aimee is going VIRAL on Instagram! That's cool! And in a sad sign of success, she's only had one racist comment!
Aimee and Shawn agree that Bill Belichick's girlfriend is beyond annoying.
We give away more passes to Disneyland, Post and Jelly and Katy Perry!
And our Post It For Posty contest is going great except for one contestant.
It took Shawn 41 years, but he is finally figuring out how to handle menstrual cycles in women.
Beyonce tickets aren't selling too well and Aimee will never financially recover from this.
We meet five contestants in our "Post It For Posty" promotion with one winner getting tickets in the 100s to see Post Malone and Jelly Roll!
Shawn is absolutely heated after Michele Fiore got a full pardon for stealing from a fund for a dead Metro officer's memorial fund.
Today we spit hot fire with our Weekly Wrap.
Plus a bunch of games that had us rolling!
It is one of the most hotly anticipated returns to the show: the 2025 Hall Pass Draft is here! We come up with our list of celebrities we would be allowed to cheat with.
Plus we have a bunch of fun games and giveaways!
Shawn realized the "1,000,000 Word Club" at his sons' school is not throughout their time in school but PER YEAR. Time to hit the books.
Kanye West continues showing us his need for significant therapy, Shannon Sharpe is not taking allegations against him laying down, and Elizabeth Hurley is going dumpster diving.
Hollywood will play host to a brand new type of racing that will bring brand new meaning to "down the stretch they come".
And we give away a bunch of great prizes!
Aimee's former neighbor is moving closer to her and she is amped!
Shawn is thinking about getting a side hustle with vending machines and the first one he'll replace is the one at the station.
Plus we give away a SLEW of prizes!
It was a crazy weekend of Easter, travel, Wrestlemania and other craziness. We are BACK though with tickets to Disneyland, NKOTB and money!
When you hear how much a Katy Perry lookalike on OnlyFans makes a month, your jaw will hit the floor (and probably your clothes too).
It has been a WEEK and it continues with a bunch of winning everywhere!
Plus the finally found the chihuahua dumper and... let's just say Reba's Law can't come soon enough.
And this week's Weekly Wrap puts the star of the week: Kyle the Raft Pilot who played Radio Roulette on Monday and stole hearts and minds.
Shawn just got back from our DJs for PJs event at Las Vegas Ballpark when he saw a dog roaming around his street. Turns out this DJ found a dog named PJ. You can't make it up.
Bobby Brown has 21 year old beef with Britney Spears for some reason.
Plus we give away a SLEW of prizes!
It was a massive blowout of prizes during the show today, from $1000 to Alanis Morissette tickets to passes to Disneyland!
But the biggest winners today may have been Aimee+Shawn. After going on a silly rant about not getting dips at a couple restaurants over the past couple of days, one of the restaurants (Bojangles) surprised Shawn at the start of the show with a feast that made him blush.
He is writing this right now in a chicken and biscuit coma.
Aimee is back and it is a blowout of games on the show!
From passes to Disneyland, Alanis Morissette tickets, Kids Bop tickets and even $1000 cash!
Aimee was out today so our webmaster and all around good human being Slone stepped in! She looked well rested but didn't have her fake lashes in. And now we know why.
Today was a blowout of games. From tickets to Disneyland to Alanis Morissette and more today was a blast!
It's the end of a short week for the show, but don't fret - we've got $1000 5x a day on Thursday and Friday and DISNEY TICKETS next week!
Aimee was waxing poetic about the way things used to be. The simple pleasures that 90s kids had that today's kids will never know.
The Weekly Wrap for this week wraps up all the best that the show had to offer.
Aimee had some whacked out dreams about witnessing terrible fights in front of her. But instead of coming to their rescue in the dream, she went to her phone.
We find out that neither Shawn or Aimee know how to speak much Spanish despite years of classes.
Plus, what is it with people that clean their house before their house cleaner comes?
Both Aimee and Shawn got up way earlier than they wanted to this morning. Life is unfair.
Shawn and his fiancé are each others best friends, but they want to branch out and find new people to hang out with. How are adults supposed to meet friends?!
Aimee's son pointed out the one weird kid in his class (she eats Chapstick). There is always one in elementary school. What did that one odd kid do in your class?
Aimee has a dirty rug that was unworthy of redemption. Watching rug cleaning videos is Shawn's weird algorithmic pleasure.
There is a rat problem at one of Aimee's friend's houses and she feels bad about using traps. She's also not the one with the rat problem. What would you do?
Shawn bought a bunch of used books for the boys and while many of them were great, an explicit book and a band-aid later has him rethinking things. What should you NOT buy used?
Today is April Fool's Day and the one thing we PROMISE is we will not try to fool you today. Not once. Every stupid thing you hear us say we truly believe.
A new survey ranks the TV homes people wish they could live in... is there one home you always dreamt of kicking it in?
Shawn took a trip to New York City over the weekend and a pizza deal has him jealous he doesn't live there. Where are the best places for a cheap eat in Las Vegas?
Aimee's friend has a CRAZY alarm schedule on her phone. Except... it might be Aimee that is the crazy one.
Plus Jessica Simpson is back in the studio, but it is what she's putting in her mouth to keep her vocal cords fresh... and it is disgusting.
Shawn witnessed a man spend over 30 seconds letting his car back into a spot for him - with no cars on either side of him. That... should be 10 seconds at most. What other pieces of tech are supposed to help but only make things worse?
Kelly Clarkson made a good point that has some people on her case. Should school performances happen once the parents are out of work? Is there a better way to do these things so parents don't miss it, teachers get paid and no one misses these special moments?
Aimee recalls trying out for a game show... and realizes she just isn't that good at auditioning. But she wishes she could win a million bucks anyways.
One of Shawn's pet peeves are when people look to him to order food for them at the restaurant. Turns out, many people are like this.
Plus, both Aimee+Shawn try to avoid shopping at Walmart. They aren't elitists. They just try to avoid the riff raff.
Troy, a senior from Centennial High School, is sitting in with the show today!
Police were in Shawn's neighborhood looking for two rascals on e-scooters. It made Shawn remember the days when he would get in trouble when he was younger.
What did you want to do when you got older? Now... what do you do today? Same thing? Remotely close?
Shawn comes to the conclusion, after talking with Troy, that he would have been cool if he was going to high school today.
Shawn had to call out on Friday last minute due to an extended bout with food poisoning. While he was dry heaving into a barrel and losing 7 pounds overnight, Aimee was making fun of him. Only issue? She did it to him.
Aimee's friend in New York lost her phone and turned to the one person she knew had her location... would Aimee be able to get the phone back from 2,500 miles away?
Plus, something has Shawn miffed. A friend from back in middle school that he used to be very close with has now avoided him on multiple occasions when her and her husband visits Las Vegas. Now he is taking it personally. Should he?
Aimee's friend is trying to offload her old engagement ring on Facebook and it isn't going well. But who would want a ring with bad ju-ju?!
Shawn has INDIGNANT rage this morning about something that happened during his weekend getaway to San Diego. What would you do if someone moved your stuff off a chair at the hotel pool? Do you think Shawn did the right thing?
Plus, can anyone figure out what Aimee's son Romie is trying to sing?
Shawn had a great trip to San Diego for Spring Break with the boys... except for the undercooked (or uncooked) steak.
Aimee's friend is in the group chat, but doesn't read it and got mad that she didn't get a call about going out to dinner. Who is to blame?
At what age should a kid know how to tie their shoes? Shawn's kids are 6 and 8 and he's decided the time is now. The kids are unpleased.
Aimee was getting her taxes done when a kid in the waiting room was playing a fart-sound game on his tablet. The mom asked him to lower it down once... twice... and eventually the mom HAD IT. But not enough to take it away from him. Should she have?
Shawn met someone with a terrible breakup story yesterday... and the stories we heard from listeners were even worse!
Shawn had planned the perfect Spring Break with the boys to his happy place, and did it three months ago! And.... he has to cancel because the weather is going to suck. What should he do instead?
Some people use Google Calendar or whatever is in their phone, but for people like Aimee, they need to write EVERYTHING down. Where are you with this?
Yet another casino buffet is closing in Las Vegas and we are pretty convinced they are going extinct. And we hate it.
A question going around Aimee's house is an interesting one. If one sock gets a hole in it... do you throw out the other? Aimee does, but her husband won't.
Shawn's oldest got his lower braces in yesterday. Issue is Shawn is certain they were only supposed to do uppers. Did he get away with something? Should he tell someone?
Plus, today marks the 5 year anniversary of the United States losing their mind at the start of COVID.
In a huge shock, Southwest Airlines announced they are stopping their Bags Fly Free promotion, getting in line with pretty much every other airline. What could other companies do to us that would make us go from loving them to hating them?
Aimee feels bad for high schoolers and all the pressure they have on them to go viral with asking people to prom, to dance, to be their Valentine's and more...
Plus Shawn gives an update on the neighborhood cat that no one knows but everyone loves.
We are upset about the lost hour of sleep. Sure, we feel fine. We just feel betrayed.
The act of changing the clock is a chore we delay and delay. But why? There are some chores we complain about SO LOUDLY, but are so easy to do.
Research shows that more attractive people make more money than the normies. We talk about the awkwardness of asking for a raise and how it worked out for us.
Plus Aimee's son is turning 6 and it is time to prepare for the party and the financial implications that come with it.
Shawn visited a Las Vegas institution for the first time since moving here in 2006. What was it?!
Aimee's youngest son is confused. He thinks he is dating his older brother's girlfriend, and when Aimee broke the news to him... he isn't convinced he isn't.
Shawn stumbled across a sweet kitty in his front yard that's been there for a couple days and now he's taken it in, sort of. Was it a big mistake?!
Aimee's oldest had a cup of apple sauce thrown at his back in school, and she is asking - for a friend - if it would be OK if a student in a similar situation were to punch that kid in the face.
The house across from Shawn is for sale and he's been Zillow stalking what it looks like inside... which only reminded him of all the features in Las Vegas homes that drive him nuts. Turns out he is not alone.
Plus in preparation for next week's W.I.N.O.S. event with Aimee at Magic Mike Live, MML emcee Crystal joins us to talk about why the show is such a hit.
Shawn was reading to kids for Nevada Reading Week and was hit with a big topic from one of the kids had Shawn having to shift to a counselor.
Aimee's family think she is weird for not wearing a shirt under her sweatshirt. Turns out this is a very battle of the sexes sort of topic.
Today marks the beginning of Lent. Are you giving up anything? Aimee is a Catholic but... she isn't having it.
Aimee was hit on by a homeless guy in the parking lot of the station. So when he asked if she had a boyfriend... why would she say yes? She's married.
Today is Mardi Gras and... we hate to say it but we don't care. We have never celebrated, although we are sure we'd like it. What other holidays do you tend to ignore?
Aimee's sister rents a home that keeps stabbing her in the back. Why does she have to pay to get things repaired?! It's a rental!
Shawn is finally feeling better and took a quick trip to Florida to see some of his family. A quick trip to Ancestry.com started a conversation that makes Shawn wonder why his former DNA test doesn't add up to theirs. Uh oh.
Aimee went to a kid's birthday party and witnessed a family crash the party, steal the candy, eat the cake and TRY to steal a gift. WHOA.
Plus, Shawn's cousin has a new boyfriend and Shawn got to meet him. But he already knew a lot about him after the deep Google search he did on him weeks prior.
Aimee's youngest son started saying "MOO!" when he was trying to boo someone. That's adorable and frankly none of us are any better. We all say things wrong.
How do you expect us to learn a new language when we haven't figured out our own language?!
Plus why is it half the time you're with the doctor, you're telling them what you have versus the other way around?!
Aimee's friend nearly had her home burn to the ground because of a dryer fire. Turns out they are more common than you think.
Shawn is really butt hurt about the closure of Jo-Ann Fabrics despite the fact he hasn't knitted a thing in his life. He's willing to give up other stores to save it.
Plus, have you been noticing a lot of animals in the streets lately. Aimee has seen a ton in just the last day and it is time these animals wise up.
Centennial High School football is gearing up for their big ring ceremony and Aimee and the crew have been working on making it special. Only one problem - they might not have the rings for it because Jostens lied about the delivery window. Will they screw the team out of a special moment?
Shawn saw the most amazing - and rare - thing at dinner last night. What did he see and do you think it is weird because Aimee doesn't.
Aimee is getting fugazi toll road texts and it turns out pretty much everyone else is as well.
A kid in Aimee's son Romie's kindergarten class actually SNIPPED A BIT OF HIS HAIR OFF. Um, what do you do, because murder is frowned upon.
Shawn has been seeing these "Buffalo Wild Wings Go" locations popping up around him... what are some other stores we need smaller, faster versions of?
We posed the question to our listeners about the words we commonly misspell... and it turns out there is a lot of them.
Sammi texted Shawn during the show and told him he needs to live to 115 so he can live as long as an online calculator says she'll live. He used it as an opportunity to guilt her to go hiking.
Aimee brought her son back to the DMV again to get him on the road. Issue is, between the multiple visits to the worst place on the earth to the cost of insurance... is it even worth it?
Shawn's son once again needs glasses and eye drops and even an eye patch according to his eye doctor. Except Colin reads fine and says his vision is not blurry. So... Shawn wants a second opinion.
Aimee showed up today... but her voice decided to stay home.
She met Scottie Pippen over the weekend and while that was cool, Scottie got the wrong sense of her life.
Shawn had to step in a little with kids that aren't his. Eventually there comes a point where you've got to step in, but what point is it when you're allowed to parent other people's kids?
Plus, Aimee ended up choosing the correct winner for the Super Bowl, even though it killed her to do it.
Super Bowl Sunday is here and our resident degenerate, sales guy Mike, runs through the prop bets he says should hit.
Shawn celebrated a very special anniversary yesterday... but it isn't what you think.
A listener of the show got vibes that Shawn was a bit stressed lately and decided to DM him to hopefully encourage him. Thankfully, her vibes were off. Sorta.
Aimee's son, a sophomore in high school, was just told he needs to retake a 6th grade class or he can't graduate. Turns out this happens a lot.
Plus, do you think you are smarter than the average American?
Why is it when a business screws up and they overcharge you, it happens immediately, but the refund takes 3-5 business days! Make it make sense.
Shawn had a talk about the movie Wall-E with his son and... he traumatized him.
Super Bowl is sneaking up on us and if you wanted to make a last second, cheapest trip to the game, you probably can't afford it.
Shawn's son was asking about smoking and so Shawn went into the schpeel. The way his son is learning smoking is bad is WAY different than the way Shawn's mom taught him.
Plus there is a missing dog in Summerlin and Aimee feels personally connected to the story.
And it turns out the list of "Most Attractive Professions" line up pretty well with the lost of "Professions Most Likely To Cheat".
It was a crappy weekend for Shawn, and a crappier one for Aimee's son. And we mean that literally.
Shawn is convinced his fiancé Sammi is one of the most persuasive people on the planet. Wait until you hear what she did just this week.
We are pretty much sick of social media at this point and we wish MySpace was back.
Remember the candy from when you were a kid? Where are the favorites? Whether they are discontinued or just hard to find... what do you miss the most? Aimee misses bummin' candy cigs.
Shawn has been having trouble sleeping the past couple nights, and he thinks he knows why.
Why is it that Super Bowl ads just don't feel special anymore?
Shawn's 8 year old son Colin started asking questions about race, so Shawn had to have a serious talk with him. Did he do a good job?
Most of the songs we play are inappropriate, and the other ones we could play are written by inappropriate people. What to do, what to do.
Aimee was introduced to the idea of "Blessing Bags" and we love the idea so much, we are thinking about doing it.
Aimee is stuck doing a family project with her kindergartener and... its about Tundra Swans? What the hell is that?!
Shawn's youngest son said he "hated" his dad within earshot of him and he's heartbroken and a little pissed about it.
Red onions. Why the hell are they called red?!
Plus how does your partner make you better?
We got a chance to talk to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, usually unlovingly known as Speidi. But since the California Wildfires took their house, the internet has been giving them their flowers. After getting a chance to talk to them, so are we.
Shawn's son got kicked square in the balls at school and Shawn's not pleased.
There are certain foods that Aimee won't allow inside her house. What foods? Why?
Aimee was returning some Amazon stuff at Kohl's and witnessed a married guy flirting with someone in line. Listen to the story. Is that cheating?
Bojangles is open in Las Vegas and the line is nuts. What is the next thing we don't have that should come here?
After watching Mark Zuckerberg at the Inauguration, we think we have nailed who he looks like.
What is the deal with the stomach bug going around with the kids this season?
A new convenience store opened in Aimee's hometown, and the sign is spelled so badly, it is the talk of the town.
We heard that our co-workers were doing a trust fall exercise earlier this week. This is a) hilarious and b) we don't know if we'd trust any of our co-workers to catch us.
We hear of a story about a grandmother that sent her grandkid on the wrong bus, headed to the wrong school.
Shawn's fiance Sammi decided to buy some cheap wedding dresses and try them on for Shawn and his boys. Needless to say, one of the dresses did not impress his oldest son.
FOX 5's John Huck has been doing amazing work covering the stories behind the story in the California Wildfires. He joins us to talk about the aftermath and the road that follows for those who have had their lives turned upside down.
Aimee picked up a new addiction over the holiday break: an app. Now she wants us all to be blockheads.
Aimee had to bring her son to the DMV to get his picture for his permit. She thought she had an appointment, except she didn't. Queue the anger.
We talk with Las Vegas native, UNLV grad and ABC7 Bay Area reporter Zach Fuentes who spent the past several days covering the California wildfires. He lets us in on the scenes he witnessed while he was down there, and the need in SoCal today and for months to come.
Aimee really wants to do jury duty. Her friend got invited to grand jury duty and, it turns out, our boss will be joining her.
Shawn started the show like he was drunk this morning, and this weekend his kids were acting like they were drunk. Turns out none of them were drunk... just silly.
Aimee tried to watch a season of TV shows with her husband and... anyone that knows, knows this is painful.
Plus it took Shawn 11 years to do this at his house. 11 years. There is no excuse.
Aimee RSVPed for a party months ago, and is cancelling about 10 days before the event. But her seat, drinks and dinner are already paid for. Should she shell out the cash?
Shawn got hit up for money on the Aimee+Shawn Instagram page and it was too funny not to share.
Plus the best part of waking up is plastic in your cup.
(We know today's show sounds glitchy. Turns out we are dealing with power issues at the station... and it's making everything weird.)
Aimee had herself a DAY yesterday... her dog ate it's own poop (as it does), didn't like the taste of it, and puked it everyone.
Shawn booked a trip for the fam and got into the psychology of picking plane seats.
Aimee's eldest just got his first D1 college offer! How sick is that?!
Plus our co-worker wanted an innocent tattoo... that turns out might not be that innocent depending on who you ask.
Today was a SILLY show... starting with the fact that Shawn didn't shower this morning. Sorry, Aimee.
Aimee did some last minute Christmas shopping and had a humiliating moment in Downtown Summerlin. Turns out she's not alone.
Shawn went to his fiancé Sammi's home for Christmas and did Christmas... their way. It was fun, but it was weird compared to what he is used to.
Plus, the price of eggs are too damn high and it has us thinking about owning chickens again. Also... how, exactly, do eggs become chickens? You will never look at eggs the same way again.
We are back after a LONG break! Hopefully you and yours had a great break!
Aimee has had an issue with the house next to hers constantly having divorces. Three in total. NOW... the house on the OTHER side of her is getting one too!
The Lock of The Week competition is coming to the GRAND FINALE... can Colin win his third in a row?
Shawn took his kids to Arizona to go tubing, and a staff member sent one of his sons down too early and took out his other son like a missile. What the form said afterwards had Shawn rolling his eyes hard.
It's the last show of the year and we are coasting to the finish line!
Aimee had an introductory chat with our new big boss in the building and she is worried she said the wrong thing to him.
Lock Of The Week could be over this weekend. Week 16 could see a clear winner, or a three way tie. It is ANYONES game.
We chat with Connor and Justin with the Las Vegas Desert Dogs to get ready for tomorrow night's game at the Forum!
Plus... we look back at the past year, and forward to the year to come.
Aimee called out this morning. Turns out whatever her kid has been sick with has hit her... ugh! Hope they feel better.
We have our last call into Dial-A-Carol and Arthur serenades us with his rendition of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer".
Shawn talks with Will Edwards with Three Square Food Bank to talk about the needs here in Southern Nevada when it comes to hunger. Right now their Holiday Match Campaign is going on and every $1 you donate, your impact is DOUBLED by feeding 6 people. Make a donation today at ThreeSquare.org.
Aimee has been drugging her kid lately (he's been sick) and we talk about the GOOD tasting kids medicine and the trash.
Shawn's son Colin has won Lock of The Week for the first two years but he is now tied going into the final week. Can he lock it down?
Aimee is tired of people that dramatically sigh fishing for concern. Either say what is bothering you, or scram.
And we call Dial-A-Carol for the penultimate day.
We are winding down the year with our last week of shows!
Aimee+Shawn heard that the Las Vegas Aviators are doing tryouts for National Anthem singers at their games, so they tried it out and... don't expect them.
Aimee is stressing about what to get her kid's teacher for Christmas. Shawn thinks he has a way out of it.
Plus we call Dial-A-Carol for another tune.
When Aimee went to a special event with her son at the Bellagio, she got hit on by a flirty cowboy in town for NFR. That's when Jayden stepped in and put an end to it.
We enter week 15 of our NFL Lock Of The Week competition and it is still anyone's game. Can Colin make a pick that locks down the threepeat this weekend?
Dial-A-Carol continues and we have Arthur sing us "Up On The House Top".
And you may have heard listeners "Play It Forward" on the show before, but what happened today is legendary and has never happened. Grab some tissues.
It is the most WONDERFUL time of the year because Dial-A-Carol is back! We give Arthur a call and get serenaded.
Jim Carrey admits he "needed the money" which is why he agreed to Sonic 3. What is the most shameful thing you've done to make a buck?
Aimee tells us her answer which JUST happened, and her youngest son called her out on it.
Well, they found the alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter. Luigi Mangione is being held up by many as a hero. Aimee and Shawn discuss the case and why murder is murder whether it is by a gun or by purposefully egregious corporate policy.
Aimee has married friends that will snoop through each others phones and she is jealous.
Lock Of The Week results for Week 14 ensure one thing: Shawn is the biggest loser.
It's 6:00am. Do you know where your co-host is? Aimee slept through her alarm because there was none.
Shawn and Sammi are engaged and love each other very much, but Mario Kart could spell the end of them.
WrestleMania is coming to town and Aimee really wants to bring her son... but have you seen the prices?!
Aimee's son got invited to a very fancy event, now she needs to buy some very fancy threads she can't afford.
Aimee and the boys battle it out in Week 14 of Lock of The Week
A "substitute Santa Claus" tries to Play It Forward for an unlucky listener... can it happen?!
It is Spotify Wrapped season. We share our lists and Shawn's is incredibly embarrassing.
Aimee's young son Roman has a Christmas list that looks like it came from his older brother Jayden.
Plus, sometimes when you're alone you do things that - if someone saw you doing it - would be humiliating. What is that for you?
Aimee admits it... she just can't mind her own damn business. Rubbernecking, on her back porch for an hour watching a traffic stop... she just can't.
Shawn can't do a dozen holiday events every year. He wants to boil it down a solid two or three events to go to. What are the MUST DO events?
And Aimee thinks every new neighbor to a neighborhood should hold a press conference.
Aimee is STRESSED about her son's football game. Meanwhile, somehow it is Shawn's son on concussion protocol.
Out of the clear blue, Aimee's acquaintance asked her to send a bottle of collectible booze across the country. She thought it was fake.
Our Lock Of The Week competition is nearing its end and this week could seal the deal for Colin.
Plus it's a day late, but Teresa plays it forward!
Shawn got suckered into watching The Golden Bachelorette this season and... he was NOT impressed with how Joan handled things. At all. How do you break up with someone the right way?
Aimee might return a half used candle. But before you raise your eyebrows, hear her out.
Once again, Facebook Marketplace is treating Shawn poorly.
(Honestly, after the show we wanted to name it "My Husband Wouldn't Agree" but we didn't catch it in time)
Aimee had to have her husband drop her off today, and it disrupted her whole flow.
Michael Strahan is in "hot water" for not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem... but Shawn isn't having it.
And the Lock Of The Week is over for Week 10. Can Aimee keep up with Colin?
[Unfortunately our Podcast platform has removed the ability to easily add chapters to the podcast, so unfortunately it's just a chunk now. We are sorry! We love you! Omny, not so much.]
Shawn has figured out the one link between the few (and very dumb) arguments that he's had with his fiancé Sammi.
Aimee was accused of boosting pork at Smith's, leading to an embarrassing moment in the parking lot.
How did your dog get its name?
Some guy put his hand in Aimee's face during her son's football game over the weekend and she is STILL steaming mad.
Some guy lost his job after being caught taking a sick day at the Dodgers championship parade. But lets be honest... we have all called in a fake day from time to time.
Plus Yellowstone is back... and while it was great for the first couple seasons, it has been terrible since. Can it be considered a good show now?
Friday is finally here, and Aimee's son has his big game tonight.
Hopefully everyone shows up to play. The team was over her house and she said they should do a TikTok challenge that ended up in one of the players flipping the bird and walking out.
The Lock Of The Week is back for Week 10 and Aimee is once again tied with Colin.
Plus what is Aimee worried about with Beyonce?
So, anything new?
Aimee doesn't follow directions, which might be to blame for her high blood pressure (and DEFINITELY is to blame for her husband's)
There are sus looking buildings all over Las Vegas and Shawn wants to know what's really going on. World Market Center, NO WINDOWS? Really?!
Aimee got a compliment from her son that... she hated hearing. We talk about the compliments that really aren't.
It is (finally) Election Day! Let's get this over with.
Shawn brought all of the political mailers he received this election cycle and while some of them are really fancy, none of them changed his mind.
Aimee got a random call from a friend and it warmed her heart.
Plus Shawn's son Colin claws his way back to first in the Lock Of The Week!
And finally... after 16 failures... will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?
Aimee is allergic to life at the moment, so pardon her voice.
The Amazon package stolen from Shawn's front door on Halloween came back... and it was a touching moment.
Aimee is wondering if it is OK to have her older son bring a female friend into his room unsupervised. That's a no, right?
Shawn's fiancé Sammi thinks Shawn might be a little OCD about the dishwasher.
Aimee got her 16 year old son's Christmas list... and there was only one thing: car. After she got done laughing for several minutes, she wondered if it is required of her to get him one at this age?
Aim and Shawn's kids are in a tight competition in the Lock Of The Week. What will they choose this week?
And we are 0-14 in 8 In 88. Can someone finally beat this thing?
Aimee+Shawn had a great talk in the car after Night Of The Witches last night and... they are both regretting it because they are tired this morning.
Aimee is wondering what she should be tonight, and wondering why Des Moines has to be weird about Halloween.
Shawn heard a hysterical "replacement swear" yesterday and wants to go over some other covert curses.
Plus do you prefer being a driver or passenger? If you're driving in the car with Aimee, it's best you drive.
Shawn and his son waited patiently for the men's bathroom to open. An employee opened the door eventually and said "you could have used the other (women's) bathroom".
Aimee is convinced a fake cowboy at a Halloween party tried to roofie her.
Plus we all get stuck on that one random game on our phone. Shawn can't put this down and his so miffed at his fiancé for it.
Aimee's husband Patrick heard about Shawn's smooth shirts and wants to know more. But will Aimee be able to look at him without picturing Shawn?
Lock Of The Week rolls on and there is now a clear front runner. Did Aimee finally get the edge against the boys?
Aimee's family had a pumpkin painting competition over the weekend... and she was the runner up.
Plus Wednesday night is the Night Of The Witches and Aimee+Shawn are emceeing and judging again!
Shawn tried getting to the UNLV Football game and his parking garage he pre-purchased parking at was sold out. The first three escalators to get to his seat weren't the right ones. And they lost.
Aimee had to make her son settle for an outfit that he didn't want. Again.
Matthew Perry's family is speaking out for the first time since he passed 1 year ago.
Plus will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?
Aimee has her high maintenance guest over that she genuinely loves... but it looks like he's moving in a bit.
Meanwhile, our Lock Of The Week competition is heating up and Aimee and the boys give us their picks for week 8.
Plus... there were unicorns in the bible?
Aimee is back baby! Why was she out in the first place?
The 90s were a wild time and looking back, we are shocked our parents let us watch half of the shows back then.
A viral math equation has Aimee+Shawn looking stupid.
Plus yes, we are exhausted by political ads and spam texts. We read some of the dumbest ones we've gotten.
Shawn is ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED today and wants to know why.
Aimee has high blood pressure but is completely against taking pills for it. So we are getting to the bottom of why her numbers are up and how to get them down.
Heights give Shawn a fright, but Shawn faced his fears to entertain the one he loves.
There's always that one weird kid that does or says the strangest things in class. We talk about the weirdest kids in ours.
Aimee is tied with Colin in Lock Of The Week and Mario is looking to come back! We get this week's picks.
We play 8 In 88 and are still waiting for our first winner in the game!
Plus we give out more Disneyland tickets!
Shawn tried to make last night special for his two space loving boys. Mother nature had other ideas.
There is a bit of a rift in Aimee's house and it has to do with the Mac & Cheese.
Shawn's son Mario doesn't just have 1 girlfriend in Kindergarten. No no, he has several, just ask him!
And will someone FINALLY win 8 in 88?!
It turns out Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong apologized about his Las Vegas rant. And by apologized we mean he gave a half assed "no offense" for calling our city the "biggest shithole". Lame.
Aimee was hit up by someone saying her son was harassing girls on Instagram... but it wasn't what it seemed.
Plus will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?
We've got SO MANY giveaways this week, it is exhausting! If only someone would give Aimee a new AC.
Will Ernie be the first to win our new game 8 in 88?
Aimee's son Roman doesn't play with other kids at recess... so he can be first in line going back inside.
Meanwhile Aimee once again beat one of Shawn's sons.
And don't believe everything you hear Google tell you.
Shawn is back from his trip to Boston, and Aimee is back from a tiring weekend!
We introduce a brand new game... 8 in 88 for Back To The Future Tickets!
Shawn got mansplained by a flight attendant and he almost had a conniption.
Aimee's first foray into Boba wasn't Boba at all. So we had a pro come in and explain it to us.
Shawn had indignant rage after people getting up from a table at a fast casual restaurant told him he couldn't have the table he had been waiting for for five minutes.
Aimee is just too darn loud at high school football games, says a security guard.
There are some really picky eaters out there and it often has less to do with the food and everything to do with the texture.
Plus Aimee has beaten Shawn's children for two weeks in a row. Can she do it for a third?
It was a wildly exhausting show today! Fresh off our Disneyland trip, Aimee+Shawn are zonked. That led to a hysterical show.
Shawn got pooped on by a bird at Disneyland, and now he thinks he's received double extra good luck.
Aimee and Shawn took their kiddos on some of the more thrilling rides at Disneyland to varying degrees of success.
Aimee beat Shawn's children... again.
Daniel is the sweetest boy, and David is very naughty.
Aimee is really excited because Shawn is following in her footsteps and doing weight loss shots. But Aimee chickens out on doing the first shot for him.
Meanwhile, it is already Week 5 in the Lock of The Week and fresh off spanking Shawn's boys, Aimee is ready to continue her winning ways.
Aimee is absolutely convinced that the new iPhone iOS update is for cheaters.
It happened again: Shawn's son Colin had a fish die again... but he doesn't know it. Shawn is going to buy a new one and hope he doesn't notice.
Plus what is it with moms that always touch their kid's cuts?
Shawn saw something SUPER sus during the drive to work and called 911. Aimee thinks he is a fool for calling 911.
Today is Name Your Car Day! What'd you name yours? Aimee tells us about all of the names of her totaled cars.
Aimee CANNOT STAND when the shower curtain touches her when she's in the shower. What annoys you... but really shouldn't?
Today marks an unbelievable 7 years since the 1 October Massacre at the Route 91 Harvest Festival. We will never forget those lost and affected by the senseless horror, and the incredible support this community showed in the days and weeks that followed. Vegas Strong.
Aimee's son is doing a "Fun Run" at school... which has us wondering who is making money on the run?
Week 4 of Lock Of The Week saw a swift victory for Aimee against the boys, and they aren't happy about it.
Plus, more confusing Kindergarten homework...
Shawn witnessed a hit and run (shopping cart vs car) and he did something about it! Now he feels like a hero.
Aimee's oldest had homecoming over the weekend and while she saw the kids have a blast, she ignored a parent she has old beef with.
Shawn's son Colin felt a little FOMO over the weekend. Shawn tried to nip it in the bud, because he knows what it feels like.
Aimee had Boba yesterday! Or at least she thought she did. Also, balls make her laugh.
Mario finally got a dub in our NFL Lock Of The Week competition! We get Week 4 picks!
Plus will Loretta finally get her New Kids On The Block tickets?
Aimee has a friend whose 65 year old dad is dating a 29 year old. At least he was until the 29 year old's dad got wind of it and shut it down. Age difference aside, is that cool?
Shawn had a parent teacher conference at his son Colin's school and it turns out there have been books he should have been reading at home for weeks that never make it home!
A new roller skating experience is coming to the Strip which has Aimee asking why we dunk on Rollerblading so much.
Aimee still can't feel her leg, which is, um... concerning.
UNLV's quarterback is out for the year, likely over NIL money. Is money ruining college sports?
Aimee feels like she is kinda lame for Halloween. She doesn't dress up. Listeners start giving her ideas for what to dress up as.
Shawn is sick and tired of getting political texts and is willing to donate to both parties to stop texting him.
Shawn is absolutely steamed that a Nevada State Police officer in his neighborhood was caught going well over twice the speed limit while drunk down the street from his house.
Aimee is obsessed with butter. Literally. Butter all the things.
Mario has had a HELL of a losing streak in our Lock Of The Week competition. Will today, his birthday, turn things around?
And why is Aimee's youngest, Roman, sad about going to school lately?
Shawn has BIG news and surprises Aimee with it - he proposed to Sammi over the weekend!
Plus Aimee's son is getting ready to go ALL OUT for Homecoming! The only thing he ISN'T doing? Going to homecoming.
We are recovering from an AMAZING acoustic performance from Papa Roach last night! So good.
Aimee is freaked out because ChatGPT remembers something she told it a while back. Treat your robots nicely. They remember everything.
Will Mario finally get his first win of the season in the Lock of The Week?
Aimee+Shawn were on the late night CBS show "After Midnight" on Tuesday night and Shawn is annoyed they cut off his punchline.
Aimee wants to know what goes on on her son's Snapchat.
Shawn's youngest just had his first kiss... in Kindergarten! Whoa.
Aimee is thinking of breaking up with her Stanley cup.
Diddy got arrested and Aimee is SHOOK by the details.
We all had side hustles as kids. Aimee was a baby sitter, Shawn created forgeries.
How did the boys do against Aimee in the Lock of The Week this weekend?
Plus Aimee is back into those educational songs of her past with her Kindergartener Mario.
Shawn drove one of the biggest speed traps in the city and saw even Metro doesn't respect the speed limit there. He is calling shenanigans.
Aimee believes that every woman needs to know how to make their man a mean sandwich, and every man should know how to put stuff together.
Plus, we love dogs but they are also lil' punks sometimes. Shawn found out the hard way by replacing his rug and seeing the truth underneath.
This was a BIG show of winning! Tickets to Pink in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd row!
We get Aimee and the boys picks for Week 2 in our Lock Of The Week competition!
Plus why Aimee's youngest son needs a good agent.
There is an option on the school photo sheet to have kids photos touched up, and Aimee is disgusted by it.
Shawn met someone in their 20s who didn't know Bohemian Rhapsody and he was shocked. We talk about the songs from every decade that everyone has to know.
Plus who called Aimee an Uber?!
It's been 23 years, and it is still unbelievable. #NeverForget
Aimee is just learning about synesthesia and she's confused. We all are.
Speaking of confusion, we look at one of Roman's kindergarten homework questions and we are frankly appalled.
Plus a tweet we can ALL relate to in Las Vegas.
It's Tuesday. We want to physically hurt our alarm clocks. But we are here.
Aimee and Shawn's boys had their first week of Lock Of The Week picks. So who got a dub?
Meanwhile Aimee's son Roman is learning his ABCs using... booze?
And yeah, we know the station is playing political ads. We hate them too.
We are SO SORRY we were off the podcast for a while. Long story short, our computer that records the show was really acting up. The audio didn't sound great, and we didn't want to insult your intelligence and time... but WE BACK Y'ALL!
And so is Aimee! She headed back east to see her grandmother off to the great beyond. What her sister did that impressed people on the flight.
Plus, she hasn't been able to feel her shin for a day now, and she's too broke to find out why.
Shawn bumped into a guy at the gas station that was planning on driving across the country to meet a woman he met online... but has never video chatted with. Huge red flag.
Aimee's sister is notoriously late for everything... and her husband is notoriously early.
AI can answer all of life's questions, even the dumb ones.
Today is a tough one. Yesterday we found out that Sammi, our afternoon star on 102.7 VGS and a frequent guest host on Aimee+Shawn, is no longer with the station. Our hearts are broken, but we wanted to make sure we gave her the proper send off! She's as real as they come, and she will be missed.
Shawn discovered over the weekend that he wants to be an influencer. Old man, so sad.
Aimee, on the other hand, is already super popular. Her clip of her drunken cartwheel was already on Sportscenter. Now who's asking for it?!
Shawn got a call from someone over the weekend that he hadn't spoken to in over a decade... and he can't stop raving about how good it was.
And Aimee got wind of illegal border crossings near her hometown in upstate New York.
Aimee just got back from visiting her hometown of Ogdensburg and is already in trouble for something she said about someone there over a year ago on the show.
Considering the fact that Ogdensburg is tuning in, Shawn gives the latest Ogdensburg news.
Sometimes first time parents get a bit... extra. They lose their minds and think they see and hear things. We totally feel one Arizona mom.
Aim is proud of being a super football mom and helping raise money for Centennial football this year.
Plus, no one told us the female body stabs you in the back as you age.
This is Aimee's second day of work back from two weeks off, and it is hitting her hard.
After her amazing New York trip, Aimee shares the less amazing things about dealing with an Airbnb.
Shawn decided to add a fanny pack to his repertoire and wants to know if it is officially cool to do so, and if his wearing it makes it uncool?
Plus, now that Southwest is ending their fiesta seating boarding policy, Aimee shows how she gets early boarding all the time on the cheap.
Well LOOKIE who decided to show up to work today! Aimee is back after two long weeks!
We learn about her first trip back to her hometown of Odgensburg, New York in 18 years. It turns out people in Ogdensburg had a long memory when it came to comments months ago.
While she was there, she went to her high school reunion. She didn't have a bad time, but she wishes she didn't pay for tickets.
She did come across a high school ex that she had absolutely no issue with... but some people hold onto grudges. Do you have beef with a high school ex?
It's the last day of Sammi filling in for Aimee who returns tomorrow. She gets to sleep in tomorrow!
Sammi (and AI) gives us a hypothetical. If you could get $1 million for every year you cut from your life (assuming you'd live to 80)... would you take the deal and how much? Shawn is LOCKED IN on his answer.
Sometimes you love something and want to tell people about it... but you need to warn people first. What is that for you?
What are some of your favorite secret spots and perks in Las Vegas that you love?
Plus, after a dreadful response to a basic civics question during Barnyard Trivia, we put Sammi to the test in US Civics.
It was a LONG Saturday and a lazy Sunday for Sammi and Shawn after a trip to... Cleveland?
Cleveland is a place that Sammi HATES. But why?
Shawn nearly broke his leg after slipping in the pee from Sammi's dog. Came this close. What are some of the terrible things your pet does because they are evil?
While on the flight to Cleveland, Sammi got hit on by another pilot. If you heard last week, you'll know this is a thing.
Plus, what are some things that, despite you keeping a tight budget, you'll always splurge on?
Shawn lost his voice hosting (and watching) Deadpool & Wolverine last night, but MAN was it a great movie!
Sammi has a type when it comes to guys. She goes down her list.
Today marks the beginning of the Paris Olympics and Shawn is convinced Las Vegas has nearly all the ingredients to host it.
Google Predicts was VERY difficult today, and Sammi didn't take it well. She's really hard on herself.
Plus we share our most humiliating moment in our lives.
After being away from the show for a week, we check in with Aimee live from upstate New York!
Southwest is changing everything about their boarding process, which got us to talking about our favorite airlines.
If you had to choose ONE street to live on in Las Vegas, a street that has EVERYTHING and you can't leave, what would it be?
Sammi is convinced the employees at her nail salon are talking trash about her.
Do you know anyone with an interesting, one of a kind job? One of our listeners dated the guy who invented the "yellow line" tech on the NFL. Who runs the Sphere screen? WE NEED TO KNOW.
We could all use a vacation, but not all of us can afford it. What little things to do you around home to give yourself a little R&R without the cost.
Sammi almost went to a wedding without getting so much as a card. Is that trashy?
Plus, Shawn challenges Sammi, born in 1998, to a bout with 9 trivia questions about the 90s. How will she do?
Sammi (filling in for Aimee) and Shawn came to the realization we are getting screwed on vacation time in America. We are moving to Sweden.
Shawn's 7 year old son had a moment that blew his mind last night. Kids grow too fast.
It turns out that Sammi is the girl that guys date just before finding their soulmate and getting married. It has happened THREE TIMES.
Ever have a "small world" moment? What do you think the odds of that happening were?
Plus, Sammi had no idea how to clothe herself going into college... and some of our listeners still can't.
It was an adventurous weekend for Sammi (who is in for Aimee all this week) and Shawn. They flew to Florida for a wedding, and got exactly zero solid rest.
The wedding was beautiful! But it brought up the question... how long should you date before you get married?
During the trip, Shawn went fishing for the first time ever! How'd he do?
The flight back was on Spirit which is about as ratchet as you'd expect.
Plus, the dream that Shawn had over the weekend that has him wondering what it all means.
Aimee has begun her long flight to the east coast (on a day when all the airlines are affected due to a computer outage. Woof). Meanwhile, Sammi begins a long string of fill ins!
Did you know Sammi joined Big Brothers Big Sisters? She's a Big Sister! She tells us how it is going... including the terrible first impression she made.
Shawn is still thinking about a rotten kid at line at Legoland from a MONTH ago. Let it go, Shawn.
Those little things that bother you so much... but shouldn't.
Plus, follow @AimeeAndShawn on Instagram or Shawn will make you pay: http://www.instagram.com/aimeeandshawn
It's the last day on the show for Aimee for a while as she's about to head to her hometown in New York for over a week!
Shawn had a lot to do yesterday, but instead chose to stay glued to the TV to watch a wild police chase in LA.
Aimee's nephew is shook after what his preschool teacher told him.
How young is too young for a cellphone? Aimee thinks it is going to be time for Roman soon, despite him being 5.
There were free snow cones at work yesterday and while beggars can't be choosers, Shawn says it is the worst thing he's ever had.
Aimee+Shawn both woke up groggy today. Buckle up.
It's Amazon Prime Day... do you buy the hype or refuse to buy?
Ingrid Andress performed a legendarily bad rendition of the National Anthem yesterday. We break it down. (Turns out she was drunk)
Aimee keeps lying to her kids and she doesn't know why she does.
The battle over the thermostat in the house. What is the difference between what you want it at versus your partner.
Obviously the events over the weekend have the country shaken to its core. We talk about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump and why we think everyone needs to bring it down about 10 notches.
Aimee is going to be gone for over a week and still doesn't know what she's going to do with her dog.
There was a massive line outside of Lululemon at Downtown Summerlin yesterday and Shawn wants to know why.
And we hate party planning, party hosting and frankly anything laborious.
We dealt with a lot of zeroes today, including a hater of the show who decided to make it racist.
Aimee's 5 year old son is dealing with a victim narcissist at preschool.
A poor woman won a jackpot at a casino, only to be denied.
And our favorite superheroes are naked and in San Francisco.
The monetary amount of engagement rings that Jennifer Lopez has collected has us shook for much of the show.
Which leads us to the question, if the relationship/marriage doesn't work out, do you give back the engagement ring or keep it and pawn it?
Shawn is looking after a dog that is crapping and peeing everywhere. Yes the dog is house trained, he's just stubborn.
Aimee hates Slurpees. Yes, even on 7/11. What do you hate that everyone else seems to love?
Today is show number 500! Genuinely, thank you so much for listening to Aimee+Shawn and taking a chance on us. If you like the show, please tell a friend!
Shawn bumped into a teacher from his high school while waiting for a flight at LAS. We talk about the teachers we loved in school... and the ones we hated.
Aimee is once again getting roped into helping someone move despite being terrible at it.
Plus a woman makes the case that it costs $1000+ a month for a modern day woman to live up to beauty standards. What could get trimmed? Anything?
It is so hot out there that our phones are overheating in literally one minute. Hooray.
Aimee is headed back to her hometown for the first time in 16 years and she really wants to visit her childhood home.
Shawn's sister-in-law is having a bit of a skirmish with her extremely petty next door neighbor. What is she to do?
Plus Aimee made the terrible mistake of allowing Roman to not buckle his seatbelt once... now he never wants to.
Aimee+Shawn are back from July 4th vacation and SURPRISE: Shawn and afternoon host Sammi are dating.
What happened on the trip to watch fireworks in Boston showed the worst of rude east coasters. (They aren't all rude, but these ones were)
Shark Week is this week and Aimee's son is petrified of sharks. Why, and what other childhood fears do you hang onto?
Plus Shawn witnessed the owner of a restaurant have her car towed from her own lot. Yikes.
Our short week has come to an end! Hopefully you're off for the weekend too!
Aimee is having a 4th of July party despite her husband's wishes. She lets us in on how she sneakily bought supplies (and skims off the top).
Meanwhile, Shawn bought a bigger bike for his son Colin, and his reaction was priceless.
Plus of all the Las Vegas reasons to be late for an appointment: a naked guy in the street.
Our favorite trial ended with a hung jury... and now we're going to have to go through it all over again.
An incredibly opulent Indian wedding has Shawn wondering how all of these crazy expensive Indian weddings are getting paid for!
Aimee has a skin tag... and Shawn wants to remove it for her.
Plus, USA Today doesn't mention Las Vegas as a great place to watching 4th of July fireworks... and we go over why they are wrong.
It was a rough day in Golden Knights world, losing Jonathan Marchessault, but we will persevere!
Aimee's son asked for the same haircut his brother has... and immediately regretted it.
Meanwhile Shawn spent the weekend helping his boys overcome their fears... by forcing them to do things they were afraid of at Legoland. It worked, but Shawn wants to know if it is technically abuse or if he's a good dad?
We had an amazing 102.7 VGS Birthday Party last night! Thank God, otherwise we'd have to watch that debate. Yikes.
A $1000 steak at Fontainebleau will make you a ton of friends... for about a minute.
Aimee used to have a tongue piercing... we dive into what tongue piercings are saying to the people around you.
Shawn witnessed potentially the least intimidating thing on earth.
It is our SECOND ANNIVERSARY and we are getting ready to party tonight! If only we could give away all the tickets to our birthday party! (the phones died mid show)
The Hawk Tuah girl is America's new internet celebrity... and we've met A LOT of random celebs over the years.
Aimee's high maintenance friend has returned. He had a bidet sent to the house last time. What'd he send now?
Shawn is back from burning his vacation time... does he even work here anymore?
While he was gone he has become absolutely obsessed with the Karen Read trial in Massachusetts. This case is ABSOLUTELY WILD.
Aimee had an adorable sight in her backyard that turned into an absolute massacre. Cats, man. Cats.
Plus we can all agree that people that litter are, ironically, trash.
Shawn is back after his AC died and his gout got worse. Now he'll be gone the next few shows. What the heck...
Aimee is convinced we all have multiple personalities. We run through the many different Aimees you'll find.
A plastic surgeon is going viral for his reaction to Love Island stars and how young they actually are versus how old they look. When is plastic surgery TOO much?
Plus in honor of Justin Timberlake and that crazy woman who jumped on the Craps table in Reno, we ask about the drunkest people you've ever seen.
Aimee is SICK and TIRED of helping friends do this... what are you tired of doing for friends?
Do you ever apologize to your kids? Both Aimee+Shawn do but their parents missed the memo.
Kourtney Kardashian is getting dissed for what she didn't do for her ex on social... but should she have?
One of Shawn's good friends from high school up and disappeared one day. Shawn searched for him for a while and finally reconnected. It's a good feeling.
Aimee was out by the pool with her son when they were both stung by bees that were hatching in the water next to them. It's OK though they weren't painful (LOL jk)
Shawn is tired of seeing a certain scam at Las Vegas intersections and you need to keep an eye out.
We learned why Aimee was off yesterday and it has us infuriated at social media, teens and gravity.
We go through the ways we can tell whether or not we are becoming our fathers.
Speaking of, Aimee pens a letter to the father of her husband who walked out almost immediately.
And we have potentially the most painful game of Barnyard Trivia ever.
Shawn is back from his big road trip to the Redwoods. While he was up there he met a guy that he'll never forget.
Aimee couldn't understand what her son was saying and chastised him for it. But looking back on it, she hopes he never corrects himself.
While checking out The Beatles LOVE for the last time, Shawn came to the conclusion that Hard Rock is insane for shutting down The Mirage during construction.
Shawn has an absolute field day teeing off on a toolbag YouTuber and Air Force Captain at Creech for speeding an over 3 ton vehicle through a valley community.
Aimee is convinced raising teenagers might be the hardest age of all.
The "Greatest Generation" gave birth, and they gave birth, and they gave birth. Has America gotten softer, gotten worse, since then?
And we award the grand prize winner of the 102.7 VGS and Silver State HVAC & Plumbing Coolest Summer Ever contest a brand new $15k AC unit!
Aimee has decided she is done keeping plants alive and has gone all-fake in her house.
Shawn schlepped the kids all the way across the valley only to be told he couldn't go in the doctor's appointment: one parent only. What a stupid policy.
Should the TSA check to see if the kid you are traveling with is yours? Aimee is mad they didn't check when she flew with Jayden.
Plus the unbelievably dumb ad that Shawn got while playing a game will make your eyes roll hard.
Shawn brought his kids to Costco on Saturday. NEVER bring your kids (or yourself) to Costco on Saturday. They nearly got killed.
While they were there, Shawn's youngest wanted "moon bread". Take a guess what that was.
Aimee, meanwhile, was at a graduation party that had the cops called on it TWICE!
Plus, Caitlin Clark got flat out abused during a game this weekend. We are so excited for the WNBA, but this type of stuff annoys us.
Why is it that we wake up before our alarm just close enough to annoy us?
Shawn is trying to get his dog to bark on command after years of telling him to stop. He has no shot.
Our co-worker Slone was, unbeknownst to her, featured on a new Netflix documentary. Our question is WHERE IS HER CHECK?
Plus freaking out our listeners has us talking about the most annoying times we've been pulled over.
Shawn almost watched a dirt biker meet his maker after blowing through a red light in Mountain's Edge. Yikes.
Aimee is disappointed in her younger self for playing with a Barbie she got as a gift... because it is worth $10,000 now.
Facebook Marketplace has been hit by a scourge of thirst traps. Women wearing scantily clad women to sell ordinary items. Hmm.
Plus how can Aimee getting a skin treatment remind her of murder and getting rid of bodies? WHO HURT HER?
Aimee signed up for hot yoga! Great! Just one problem... she isn't going to the classes because she is nervous.
Shawn's son got his dental expander in... and wow. It's a medieval torture device. How are we still here in 2024?
Aimee's son Roman is lying through his adorable little teeth. Why do kids lie when it is so obvious they are liars?
Plus, Shawn is starting to think he was flirted with... four days ago. Was he? Or is he reading too much into it?
Aimee's son had his electric bike stolen. Although... he did leave it out in the open with the key still in it... so was it stolen or gifted?
Shawn tried fixing something on his house, but created a much bigger issue.
Aimee went through the entire Hunger Games saga over the weekend. Is there a particular trilogy or movie saga that is binge-worthy?
Plus Shawn's son didn't get a participation trophy and Shawn is absolutely thrilled about it.
Aimee's son Jayden was invited to a sick graduation party. Mom said it was cool! Dad, however, put the kibosh on it.
Meanwhile Shawn's son flipped the bird at some kids at the playground. Except one problem... he doesn't really understand what it means.
Yet another TikTok shop flop for Aimee...
Aimee started crying watching a kid she doesn't know thank her parents at a high school graduation party. Her husband cried at the movie "If". Shawn teared up over Red Lobster filing bankruptcy. Sometimes we cry for silly reasons...
Shawn is getting ready to take on his HOA over a gate in his community. Will he win?
Turns out Aimee's son has a Finsta he's been hiding from her. And he continues to hide it.
When Shawn was emceeing an event over the weekend, he was convinced he knew a familiar face in the crowd. But he couldn't place him. Turns out... he had given that guy TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars.
Aimee and Shawn have been getting tough questions from their kids. We know the answers... but we don't know how to break the news to them.
Red Lobster posted something about their bankruptcy on Facebook that nearly made Shawn cry.
Plus... Taylor Swift has a hickey.
Today is a BIG day. After missing his son's piano recital due to some absolutely RIDICULOUS shenanigans, today Colin comes on the show for a do-over piano recital for not just his dad but the WHOLE VALLEY. Will the 7 year old rise to the occasion?
Aimee's son got "extra" screening at TSA both going to and coming back from Anaheim. What the... why? What is in his crotch?
Shawn got infuriated at a woman who was on the phone at a nail shop for an HOUR.
Plus, the annoyance of getting directions from people who are bad at giving directions.
Aimee is back from Disneyland and she's got stories! And they are all magical except for the flight.
Shawn is heartbroken because he missed his son's piano recital because of a ridiculous miscommunication. But... he's going to make it right tomorrow on the show.
Aimee's son kissed a girl on the arm in preschool in what used to be considered a sweet moment... but is now considered problematic.
Aimee is on her way to Disneyland, but she joined us for part of the show as she got ready to go to, headed towards, and arrived at the airport!
Today is the deadline to get your story in to win a brand new AC unit from Silver State HVAC And Plumbing - a $15,000 value!
We found out that Roman, Aimee's son, thinks she talks about cheese for a living. He's not WRONG per se...
It is photo day (again) for Shawn's boys. MAN if you get a photo every time there is a photo day you're going to go broke quick.
But, as Aimee points out, time goes by fast. Soak it in.
One of our listeners is trying to do just that and had an odd request to have a last bit of bonding with her son... bring back 5 Easy Questions?
Shawn had to punish his son for something that happened while he didn't have him. How do you punish when co-parenting? Didn't see it, don't assess the penalty?
Aimee's high school reunion is coming up and some people are crowing that it costs $40... with drink tickets, a band, a photo booth and a buffet. Huh.
Overcoming public speaking is a huge deal and Shawn was there to help a young kid do just that.
Plus we put Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker on the tee and kick the crap out of him for his commencement address.
Aimee is back! Meanwhile Shawn's got some bummer news about what happened over the weekend.
During her time off, Aimee decided to swipe through several videos of...opossums. Her algorithm is a MESS.
Shawn had a trip to Pittsburgh over the weekend and he was greeted by security carrying super large guns exchanging pleasantries while meandering around. What the hell, Pittsburgh?
Do final exams matter? The elders believe so but it appears as though they don't matter as much as they used to.
Aimee was off today, but our listener and super-texter Jessica Rassier sat in!
Jessica has been trying to save money by giving her husband haircuts... which was working for a while until just lately. Things got BAD.
Someone KEEPS STEALING Shawn's home security sign in his front yard and now he's got a sting operation to find the perp.
Mother's Day is right around the corner... so what does mom REALLY want for her day? Some want EVERYONE around to celebrate them. Others want them all to go away for the day.
Plus Romie brought a cool monster truck home from Pre-K. Only one issue: it's not his.
It was definitely a "Monday Wednesday" today. But, alas, here we are.
It turns out that Aimee DOES need a CT scan. But she can't talk to anyone competent to see what she needs to do for it.
Shawn couldn't get into his car for a few minutes. Turned out it wasn't his car.
Plus our Coolest Summer Ever Giveaway could get you a new AC unit worth $15k from Silver State HVAC & Plumbing! We talk to Matt Whelan about what to look out for before the hot summer temps hit.
Shawn had to punish his kid... should he make him go to time out or force him to ride a bike?
Aimee's edible gift to her son's teacher was eaten... by her son. Should things in the kitchen be a free for all or should the food be assigned?
Plus, Shawn might have made an ultra-rich friend!
Aimee+Shawn were racing at Las Vegas Ballpark at the Aviators game on Friday. So...who won?
Aimee caught her husband downloading Telegram, which she thinks is a "cheating" app. Except... she has it too.
Shawn talked to the kid at Bonner Elementary School and one thing is certain: the kids think he is old.
Art Institutes students saddled with student debt are getting it forgiven. Has us thinking if college is worth it for most kids.
Shawn's son needs to get braces and expanders. This doesn't sound like it'll be fun for a 7 year old...
Meanwhile Aimee's 16 year old son wants a TATTOO. When you find out why you'll think it's sweet.. but is it too young?!
Shawn's son Colin has finally, after many attempts, figured out how to ride a bike! We listen to his successful moment. Grab the tissues.
Aimee has a problem. A shopping problem. A TikTok Shop problem.
Jelly Roll's wife is getting grief for taking a picture with her hall pass. We all have them. So... we introduce the 2024 Hall Pass Draft.
Shawn got the tea in the McDonald's drive thru as someone else was getting their tea.
Aimee's lady doctor's office called her to set up a CT scan. Only one problem: she has no idea why.
Yet another streaming service is increasing their rate and it is official, we are over streaming.
Aimee got her backyard done and now her dog refuses to go back there and pee. She is peeing all over the house and Aimee doesn't know what to do.
Shawn took his talents to Hofbrauhaus to compete in a Pretzel Eating Contest. How'd he fare?
Aimee's son got a complaint over his coaching of flag football. Was the parent in the right or are they being too much?
Aimee has some trust issues with Facebook's new addition, Meta AI. She doesn't trust that the new search feature will keep the secrets of her maddening amount of cyber stalking she does.
It turns out more and more people are finding love on LinkedIn (or at least looking for it). We think back to all the weird places we've met our past loves.
There are a bunch of randomly named street names and communities that are all themed around one premise. We go through some of our favorites.
Plus starting Monday, HUGE GIVEAWAY! Someone will win a brand new AC unit from Silver State HVAC & Plumbing. This is a HUGE deal! Contest starts Monday!
Aimee had to drop her pants and bare all for the gynecologist. These are never comfortable experiences and the scheduling process is even more uncomfortable.
Shawn is preparing his gut for tomorrow' pretzel eating contest at Hofbrauhaus Las Vegas... and he is noticing all of his competition is skinny. He thinks he is at a disadvantage.
Loose lips sink ships and some kids are like nuclear warheads.
Shawn got cut off by a cop who didn't use his blinker, so Shawn greeted him the way he would anyone else. Was he in the wrong?
Anyone with a kid at CCSD knows the joys of Parent Portal. Aimee is losing her mind about it and it turns out everyone else is too.
All Shawn wanted was a drink at Sonic... two episodes of Full House later and he still didn't have it.
Aimee admitted to something she probably shouldn't have, and now Shawn (and everyone else) is judging her.
Shawn had some random LinkedIn connection ask him to be the guarantor on an apartment lease he wants. He's never met him. Ever.
Aimee's husband got home before her and the kids did. He spent an hour not feeding the hungry dog, and now Aimee is pissed.
Shawn fell directly on his ass at his sons' soccer game this weekend, in front of all the parents. Humiliating.
Meanwhile Aimee is humiliated by her wrinkly, pug-like elbows. Why do we have some weird looking body parts?
Then we let AI perform songs about both topics and the results made our jaw drop.
Aimee went into the fake tanning booth to get a spray tan, and Patrick was unimpressed.
Aimee is not a fan of how her husband texts her back. "Oh." "K." Is this a means for divorce?
Shawn parked next to a fancy supercar at his son's soccer game. Turns out it belonged to an OnlyFans star.
Somehow Aimee's son has already managed to cut off his hair in his first week of daycare. How does that even happen?
It was a terrible, awful, no good night for Shawn's little one, ralphing up the night for what is likely food poisoning. What do you do when your kid gets sick and you have no sitter? Take the day off? Send them in anyways?!
Shawn was stopped at the grocery store by a slick talking dude who tried getting him into some financial independence scheme. This is the SECOND time someone has done this. Ever have it happen to you?
Aimee's teenage son can be such a teenager... and then out of nowhere become the absolute gentleman.
Shawn drove for HOURS to get to Six Flags only to have them close the park a few minutes before opening.
Some stranger stuck her tongue out at Roman and Aimee was pretty livid about it.
There is a new love in Shawn's life, and Shawn sits over it.
Shawn went out to Stoney's last night for a friend's birthday. If you know anything about Shawn, you know this isn't his scene. Dancing gives him major social anxiety. So do bars. What do you get anxious about that others think is no big deal?
Lenny Kravitz went to the gym in leather pants which is obnoxious. What are some things people do and wear at the gym that just annoys you.
Maybe it isn't worth going at all, as a new survey shows the majority of single women are fine with the dad bod. Why, though?
We had a show planned... and then OJ Simpson died. A LOT of reaction after the news dropped.
Aimee's husband seems to purge everything around the house, even the stuff they need.
Plus what pet names do you have for your pet?
We had a FIELD DAY with Spearmint Rhino suing Peppermint Hippo for trademark infringement.
Shawn's son had a very dramatic moment yesterday. Sometimes kids can really go for the Oscar.
Aimee's oldest is coaching her youngest... and now he might be stripped of his whistle?
Plus, could you pass the 6th grade standardized test as an adult? Probably not.
Aimee's son is raising money for his football team and it is WAY too easy now. Aimee had to SCROUNGE for every last dime when she was younger.
Shawn is SO annoyed that they are putting up a stop light near his house. This will make 21 on his commute. There's gotta be a better way.
What are the food rules in your house? Like double dipping, 5 second rule, etc?
It was a good weekend for Aimee and Shawn... which led to a pretty funny show!
Shawn's son was sick (he's feeling better now) and the doctor at the Minute Clinic was a total grump. WHY are some doctors like that?
Aimee's oldest son is now coaching his 5 year old little brother and it is adorable and hilarious.
We see if we would be cool enough to join Doberman Social Club... and what would our social club questionnaire be like?
And in honor of Morgan Wallen getting arrested, Shawn tries his hand at a parody song.
Shawn is back from getting strep for the SECOND TIME IN A MONTH. Ugh.
He had a long lost friend reach out looking for nothing but a hang. Which is awesome! Why don't people do that more?
Aimee had the MOST INTERESTING experience at a restaurant in town. Wait until you hear what she witnessed.
With Shawn out sick, he decided to binge watch some old school TV. What are some elder shows that deserve a second watch.
Yesterday was April Fools Day... and even though everyone knew it, Aimee got got.
It turns out SOMEONE in the studio is the "hold your phone in front of your face while it is on speaker" person.
A list of slang words that are in and out are here and we debate if it's cap or no cap. Also, cap is no longer cool.
We are barely upright after eating our weight in ham this weekend.
After what happened last week in Baltimore, Aimee has a new found fear she'll have to shake before flying back to the east coast.
Shawn was in the drive thru at Wendy's for 20 minutes and he was convinced he was getting punk'd by the staff reaction.
There are some things we hear our friends and family say and we blindly believe... even though we don't know it is true.
Shawn had a BIG lunch yesterday. So big in fact that he got sleepy. So sleepy in fact that he held up traffic.
Aimee recalls the time her and her friends adopted a cat from the newspaper and had no idea where to put it.
With Diddy potentially in big BIG trouble, we debate the artists with music so good that the music can't be canceled.
Plus adults, this is for you: STOP RUINING EASTER EGG HUNT EVENTS.
Aimee's morning routine is very specific. It ended up getting us into a conversation about how we wet our toothbrush and it turns out everyone has their specific way.
Shawn's kid finally made it to his dermatologist appointment. Poor kid has been to specialists all his life, and his brother has had practically nothing wrong.
The annoying commenter on Aimee's post with her son is back at it.
Plus, is Shawn a jerk for how he responded to his friend's mom? He feels totally justified but Aimee is disgusted with him.
It was a nightmare in the southwest yesterday as Shawn valiantly attempted to get his kid to an appointment that was scheduled wayyy too close to the end of school.
Aimee's friends are traumatized by something Aimee did to her son years ago.
After months, Shawn is officially asking his dad to pay for some things around the house as he visits.
How many streaming services do we NEED?! And SPORTS on streaming? Forget it!
The unbelievable bridge story out of Baltimore had us a bit out of sorts this morning.
Last night was the finale of The Bachelor. What is your favorite trash TV?
Shawn's son said something that warmed his cold, strict heart.
Someone decided to give Aimee some unsolicited parenting advice online. She of course did not enjoy this.
It was a very windy and damp Tacos & Tamales and we are not well rested after the weekend.
Aimee's was doubly damp after her hot water heater busted on the same day as her son's birthday party.
Shawn is becoming a hot commodity around the station after a line of people asked to get their back cracked by the YouTube-trained non-chiropractor.
What do you get your kid into when the typical sports (baseball, football) don't connect. Aimee's youngest needs something to do and he doesn't like the "regular" stuff.
Shawn raves about comedian Aaron Belisle's set at Wiseguys last night.
Aimee is on the "moxi" again.
Something happened while Aimee was at her local Smith's that had her both laughing and shocked.
Shawn has a sharp pain in his upper lip and now he thinks he is dying.
This is the 20 year anniversary of Britney Spears' biggest mistake.
Shawn found a softball team to join! He played last night and he is TIRED and SORE... and loving it.
Aimee was enraged after hearing someone mispronounce her co-worker's name repeatedly.
The National Association Of Realtors really own the WHOLE process from the MLS to the lockboxes. Things are changing thankfully. We talk about the other businesses that own the whole deal.
Aimee's kid has a hair-tastrophe right now. At least it is better than being swept away by the ocean.
A new list of the brand of car people thinks features the worst drivers is out... and Shawn completely agrees with it.
Aimee's son wants a Mack Truck themed birthday... and Aimee added Spiderman to the mix. Make that theme make sense.
Aimee is back from her trip! Although if you looked at her Waze you'd think she almost died.
She did get a late start on her return to the valley though, while her husband left on time. The difference in driving time is astounding.
Shawn, meanwhile, drove all around the valley to eat tacos for the website. Both the tacos and website are shaving years off of his life.
Plus why Shawn's boss has him convinced he's about to die.
Aimee is still off galavanting in San Diego, so Sammi is stepping in!
She just got back from Washington DC. What was the most exciting thing about it? The monuments? No. The choo choo.
Shawn put together something he bought from Nellis Auction with no instructions. He finds building Ikea therapeutic and people who can't do it are questionable.
Ever have a roommate that just got on your nerves? Yes, spouses are included. What are your roomie quirks?
Aimee is on an extended weekend vacation so our listener Michelle came in for some more fun!
Shawn is looking after a dog this weekend and the dog is immediately beginning to mess with him.
Michelle has more than two dozen pair of the same type of sneakers, nearly 300 nail colors and a ton of eyeglass styles. She is a hoarder, and she is in denial.
Shawn went to the doc, got a blood test, and he got bad news.
Shawn tried to fill in on a softball team last night and... it was a swing and a miss. Why he's feeling like high school gym class all over again.
Then on the way home, his dad called. He was worried sick that Shawn wasn't home at (checks watch) 9:50pm.
Aimee wrote a letter to her 20 year old self...
Shawn made his roast beef sandwich and... it's back to the drawing board.
Aimee was hungry and opted for a restaurant. Her waitress was a massive oversharer and Aim decided to give her great relationship advice.
We remember four years since the COVID shutdown and the moment we realized...whoa. This will be different.
Plus Aimee and Shawn debate the kindness - or stupidity - of paying it forward at the drive thru. Aimee is all about it. Shawn doesn't get it.
Shawn just recently got a divorce and a card in the mail probably had their best intentions but... it was weird.
Aimee's husband and oldest son took to the basketball court to see who has the best "ups".
Shawn is going to try to recreate a delicacy from his hometown that, if he can't do it, will emotionally scar him.
Aimee had a RIDICULOUSLY busy weekend. And one less hour to do it in.
Shawn made it to Home Depot 5 minutes before closing to buy something only to be locked out. How is this a thing?
Her youngest son is trying to figure out what he wants to do when he gets older. Her oldest son knows what he wants to do: start a side hustle at school. The legal kind.
Shawn is back after missing a day battling strep. While he was away he realized he is in love with an old timey cereal, and he isn't afraid to tell anyone.
Aimee is witnessing her hometown crumble after the Netflix documentary "The Program". The husband of a friend of hers was just fired from his job because of it!
Shawn got cut off in traffic by a car with the plate 1GOD4ME... which is hysterical. We talk our favorite personalized plates we've been cut off by.
Plus, through some miracle, Aimee has found her way to getting Ozempic. It's a little shady, but hey beauty is pain.
Aimee's hometown is on the Netflix documentary "The Program" and it turns out she knows many of the people mentioned.
Shawn was a hero in the Costco parking lot yesterday... and he has a scar to prove it.
Ever want to change your name? Aimee's son Roman wants to... and his new name is straight fire.
Plus... that awkward feeling when you don't remember someone who remembers you.
Shawn just spent a weekend in Tampa at a sick mansion... and while his accommodations had him feeling special, his rental car did not.
Speaking of trips, Aimee is planning on bringing her oldest to San Diego for his birthday. What should they do when they are down there AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT WE KNOW ABOUT THE ZOO.
And when young kids start talking like the adults...
Shawn is VERY ready for the weekend. He's not waking up early for a bit.
He's been busy cleaning his house from top to bottom. But his new "roommate," his dad, is leaving more mess for him by the day. We play AITA...
Aimee's hometown is about to be in the spotlight for a very wrong reason.
Heinz is working on a pasta sauce, and we've seen enough. Condiment companies need to stay in their lane.
At long last, Aimee got her day in HOA court to take down the woman who is hassling the neighborhood kids. Except it wasn't her day in court, and the woman wasn't there. But she was there for the drama anyways.
Shawn feels like he must look like the world's biggest sucker, because everywhere he turns, he is getting hit up for cash by someone. This charity, that little league, this guy needs gas, that guy is selling bootleg stereos. Why?!
Aimee's sister took a DNA test... and Aimee violates her HIPAA rights.
Shawn faced his foe and did Scale The Strat for the American Lung Association this year. And needless to say... he showed up this year.
Aimee, on the other hand, watched a smackdown at the football tournament this weekend. What is it with sports parents?
Shawn and his kids witnessed something pretty jaw-dropping in the school parking lot. As a parent, how would you react?
Neither Aimee or Shawn got much sleep today... so it'll be a messy one.
Shawn's return to the scene of the crime is this weekend... he'll be taking on Scale The Strat once again. Last time he ranked near dead last. Can he improve this year?
Aimee's son keeps hiding away in his room and not spending time with her. Probably mad she hasn't excused a single absence he's had since kindergarten.
Shawn overheard a wife that HAD IT with her husband. He was blaming her for being out of shape because she keeps cookies in the house.
Plus, our listener Ernie stopped by and we said hey!
Today is National Margarita Day... yes, in February. We don't make the rules. We talk about our first experience drinking... and lets say Aimee had a head start.
There is a new TikTok series called "Who TF Did I Marry" and we are obsessed.
Should we start a collection for Aimee's Ozempic journey? She really wants to go on it, but can't afford it.
Both Aimee and Shawn had kids that had them at the edge yesterday. Between not listening to complaining about everything... we literally can't.
Aimee decided to come up with an unnecessarily elaborate, yet easily seen through lie that has her feeling pretty embarrassed.
Shawn has been a simp in the past. Aimee has been simped for in the past. What' have been the worst moments of simp that you've seen?
Aimee is PUMPED! Why? She's going to an HOA meeting next week. Someone needs to tell her it won't be fun.
Shawn has set up a really interesting automation in his house that would make his 6 year old self's jaw drop. What can we do now that'd blow our younger selves minds?
Plus Aimee tried to make her kid swear to terrible results. Why? For TikTok of course.
We are getting ready for a long three day weekend...and Shawn doesn't understand why we get Monday off.
J Lo's twins think she is too old to wear crop tops. We think they are dumb.
Aimee loves the food at Red Robin but her relationship with the service is complicated.
Meanwhile Shawn's kid tries something he's been petrified to do for ages. Eat. School. Lunch.
Aimee is having her Galentine's dinner this weekend and Mystic Mona will be there! Do you believe in psychics?
Love is in the air, but it's not in the park near Aimee's house. Wait until you hear what her wretched neighbor has to complain about.
Lent started yesterday. Shawn, ever the instigator, looks to devout Catholic Aimee to see what she gave up.
Apple's Tim Cook went to the Apple Store at Downtown Summerlin to say hey to the staff (between robberies). Who is the richest person you've met?
Today is Valentine's Day! Love is in the air... and we are talking about what we do (and don't do) to celebrate the occasions.
We also talk about the heartbreaks we've had and how it shaped us.
Aimee is getting hate from some internet trolls over her obsession with the Chiefs and Taylor Swift. When the trolls troll, Aimee trolls back.
Today is Shawn's birthday! He's 40 years old! That means his life is half over, right?
Aimee loves her son but he pulled a total "DB" move on his dance date that has her furious with him.
Beyoncé dropped a new country project on the world during the Super Bowl. Aimee, a Beyoncé super fan, gives it a first listen with us.
Aimee took today off. Smart idea. Shawn and Sammi are draggin' this morning.
Shawn took his dog on a walk and what one of his neighbors did really has him blown away in a bad way.
Sammi is looking for a side hustle (as is Aimee and Shawn)... will she become a "cyber friend?"
Plus we rank Usher's halftime show... and Sammi was not impressed.
Super Bowl Weekend is here, and we are amped!
What prop bets are the best ones to take? Our sales guy Mike Bottrell is a savant when it comes to these...
Usher is playing the Super Bowl halftime show... who performed the best halftime show of all time? We debate.
The game hasn't even happened yet, but we are already beyond impressed by the city. Could we (and should we) host a Summer Olympics?
Both Aimee and Shawn tried going to Mandalay Bay yesterday. Needless to say the Super Bowl has everything absolutely manic (and expensive) down there.
Shawn's son did his first "personal narrative"... and it was adorable. Aimee+Shawn tried their own.
Plus, we all love going to Super Bowl parties... but who likes HOSTING them?
Shawn is looking for a side hustle and came across a website that lets people hire you to be their friend. Shawn tried hiring a friend. Needless to say, he is still friendless.
Aimee made no friends at the NFL Experience when she accidentally took someone else's bag. When things got heated, our tough as nails/sweet as pie Slone from the web department jumped into action.
The Flamingo ran out of hot water for a few days. Whoops.
Aimee has got the invite of a lifetime! A free ticket to the Super Bowl! All she has to do is go with a recent divorcee. Sure, it looks weird. But... it's the Super Bowl!
A new survey shows there are people that walk among us that only wash their bath towel YEARLY. Yuck.
Plus why a young boy is feeling vindicated this morning...
Super Bowl week is upon us, and we are pumped to be in the middle of the action!
Speaking of "in the middle," Aimee is debating telling her friend that her husband cheated on her... 7 years ago. Should she? Or should she keep her mouth shut?
A woman stole Shawn's parking spot AND tried to pick a fight with him.
Plus is owning cats the least healthy thing for a house?
Both Aimee and Shawn had late nights... so it was a very LOOSE show.
Aimee's friend is serving on the jury of a murder case... and they have REACHED A VERDICT!
Shawn is tired of seeing the stupid groundhog see (or not see) his shadow, and other dumb traditions that need to end.
Plus... Aimee's friend said she is too negative about her relationship with her husband. Is she negativo about Patrick?
Shawn is absolutely giddy with the fact that widely reviled CCSD Superintendent Jesus Jara is tendering his resignation. He never met the guy, but can't stand him. Is there anyone you hate that you've never met?
Aimee is jealous of her friend who is serving on the jury of a juicy murder trial involving a sword hidden in a cane. Whoa.
Plus, why do our children seem to have a death wish? Shawn saved his youngest son from getting flattened in the Costco parking lot.
Both Aimee and Shawn had restless nights last night. Aimee's kid was running a fever. No, her thermometer didn't say that. But her therMOMeter did.
Shawn has gone over the edge with extreme couponing. He is downloading all the apps and cleaning up.
Plus, our love hate relationship with Lego.
Scotland Forever.
Aimee's headphones didn't work again this morning. It's like being an Uber Driver, but your steering wheel is missing. NBD.
Shawn's son went to two parks, had a great meal... and thought he had the worst day ever because he didn't use his tablet at all that day. Should he have it taken away for a bit?
Aimee's teenage son DMs here parent-teen memes all the time, and all they are proving is that her insanity with him is totally and completely normal.
Plus, it's been over 8 years and Shawn's drivers license is up for renewal. He could do it online... but his picture is so bad, he wants to go in.
Aimee's friend has a daughter that is not getting a lot (if any) time on the court. We hear about her monstrous coach and how to handle the worst youth sports coaches.
Aimee and Shawn have created a "random quote generator"... and this could be dangerous.
Aimee decided to test Burger King's new policy that they must tell everyone "You Rule". Turns out she doesn't.
Shawn got a "ring dinger" yesterday. Just search for it on YouTube. He won't stop talking about it.
Aimee's son got asked to Sadie Hawkins! She is thrilled!
A polite bank robber who promises to pay it back reminds Aimee and Shawn of all of the things they've "lent" and never gotten back.
Justin Timberlake dropped a new single overnight. We give it a first listen.
You never know what you'll see on the streets of Las Vegas. Like what Aimee saw near Summerlin recently...
Shawn is preparing for Scale The Strat in a month. Hopefully he doesn't embarrass himself like he did last year.
Speaking of embarrassing, Aimee's got a few movies in her top 5 list that could be considered just that.
Aimee has it all figured out. Have kids so they can do they chores you don't want to do.
Shawn thinks he has officially slid into being a hoarder. What should be throw away?
It is National Compliment Day and today remains Aimee about an incredible woman who blew her away.
Aimee is back after her son had a quick bout with...something.
But her bout with her husband continues. Why won't he put the dishes in the dishwasher, or wash them? What does she look like, a dishwasher? DON'T ANSWER THAT.
Shawn brought the kids to a movie that literally no one else was in the theater for, but the movie wasn't bad and other parents should bring their kids.
Aimee's son Romie had a great question and it has us questioning...everything.
Aimee was at the house taking care of her sick kiddo, so Sammi came in for the show! What disease does she have that has her thinking differently than most people?
Costco is finally coming to the southwest! Shawn is beyond excited. What is your neighborhood missing one of that you wish would come to your hood?
Applebee's Date Night Pass dropped today, and Shawn and Sammi dropped the ball trying to get it.
Aimee had a late night last night at a party our sister station held. Everyone was invited... except for Shawn.
Her Uber driver hates Las Vegas drivers... and if anyone sees enough of them, it's him.
Shawn thinks back to a time he was cornered as a Sam Goody employee for stealing. Aimee, on the other hand, got away with all of her crimes.
Why it is really lame to dunk on dead people.
Plus what are your irrational fears?
If Shawn slept 5 minutes later, he wouldn't have had his kids today. If he didn't have a MySpace account and get a message from a girl in Northern California, he wouldn't be in Las Vegas. The Butterfly Effect is wild.
Aimee is being called basic by her son. Why? For using the things he bought her.
Sometimes driving around Las Vegas is like a GTA game. What have you seen?
Aimee's day started off in a bummer way. Her favorite 7-Eleven got robbed!
How do you do with roommates? Aimee had some decent experiences... Shawn? Not so much.
Pizza is legitimately a better breakfast than cereal and it's about time we recognize it and eat pizza in the morning!
Turns out a LOT of politicians were conveniently on the take for the A's stadium deal.
And Aimee's youngest has figured out how to use the smart speaker. May God have mercy on our souls.
Aimee started Dry January later than everyone else, and she's about ready to quit it earlier than everyone else.
Shawn has a stalker and he's trying to sell him a couch.
What do you do to get involved with your kid's school?
Plus why getting on a neighborhood text chain might be more annoying than it's worth.
Shawn was just daydreaming about buying a travel trailer when he stumbled across a Las Vegas celebrity's secret side gig.
Aimee's friend was on a date with someone and forgot his name. Trying to get it was a struggle.
We listen to Ariana Grande's new single "yes, and?" and... Aimee still can't get over things.
Plus a TON of games!
We gotta do the show before our meeting about the thing we have multiple meetings about.
Shawn has been on a spending spree and didn't even realize it. How he saved a couple hundred dollars yesterday.
Aimee's son is getting ready for another High School dance and... wow have they changed since we went.
And WHERE HAVE THE WATER BEDS GONE?!
Aimee has come to a crazy discovery... she's not just addicted to wine. After watching a Netflix documentary, she's convinced she's addicted to cheese. After listening to her, you'll agree.
Shawn made a terrible mistake and asked for a call back on an app. 7 calls within 3 minutes later and Shawn has had it. Those companies that don't know when to quit bothering you...
Plus Las Vegas Desert Dogs goalie Joel Watson stops in to hype us up for Friday's jersey night!
And a SLEW of games!
Shawn watched as a group of guys had a standoff with a TGI Fridays waiter and manager for around 20 minutes over the price of their lobster tails. Who would come out the victor?
Aimee got yelled at by her husband and older son for crying at the end of the College Football Championship game... because why is she crying when she doesn't have a dog in the fight?
Ever just give an owner of a business unsolicited and constructive advice? Shawn did. He seems to do this often. Why?
Plus SO MANY GAMES!
Aimee is back from her birthday weekend and officially beginning Dry January. How's she feeling?
The Summerlin Costco parking lot is always a disaster. But one guy in particular made Shawn's eyes roll HARD.
Aimee's son had a friend come over late at night after taking Uber. At 15. Alone. HOW AND WHY?!
It's Aimee's Birthday! Before she gets sloshed at Outback tonight, we talk about our favorite Birthday memories...
The courtroom jumper guy missed his calling. With the right direction, he could have been a star athlete.
No, Aimee DOES NOT want a picture of your perfect family for Christmas.
Aimee's husband made a MAJOR mistake with her... all by how he referenced her to someone else. Is divorce near?
Plus, TGI Friday's closed a ton of locations around the country. We talk about the chain restaurants we love (and love to hate).
Aimee's hooked on the show "Escaping Twin Flames" and when you hear what's going on in Michigan, you'll be shook.
Shawn is about to turn 40 and now he is convincing himself that today's 40 year olds are cooler than they used to be.
Aimee signed up for a subscription service to save money, but it ended up costing her more than it would have without it.
Shawn noticed a trend in his dad's old school music during their road trip... man the Greatest Generation was weird.
Plus BRIDGES!
It's a new year! Aimee is back! And... she is still deathly afraid of the dentist. Even when she isn't in the chair.
Shawn's New Years Resolution involves sharp knives and dead bodies.
Plus it's Aimee vs Colin to determine the winner of this year's Lock Of The Week. Will Colin go back-to-back?!
It's the last show of the year, and Jocelyn is hanging in studio for Aimee for one final day.
Turns out she had an awkward moment with her longtime boyfriend at their anniversary dinner. Her bartender? Her ex.
Shawn gets massive anxiety whenever he is forced to "build his own burger" and it turns out he's not the only one that gets these feelings.
Both Shawn and Jocelyn have had their share of stalkers.
A familiar radio voice returned to the airwaves to sit in for Aimee today... Jocelyn! Shawn and her go way back and we caught up with her!
What has life been like? She's slid into a stepmom-ish role... that can't be easy.
Meanwhile, Shawn's son is starting to realize that time flies when you're having fun... and school isn't fun.
Plus why fists almost flew on Broadway.
Aimee is still off for the holiday, so Shawn called in another friend to co-host. Michelle has been a listener for many years and brought a TON of interesting stories about her weird life.
Did you know she re-married her ex-husband? Did you know she was a 1-900 operator? Well you do now.
Plus Shawn's son wants to have kids... but it is who he wants to have kids with that is inevitably leading to an awkward conversation.
Aimee has the week off! Shawn, however, is coming in. Vacation days, yikes. Shawn had his buddy and former TV co-host JJ Snyder join in for the day.
From embarrassing stories to new years resolutions, we get to know more about JJ, and more about Shawn's fear of fear.
It's the last full show of the year! Holiday vacation is here!
We celebrate the holidays by debating whether or not Magic Mike Live and Strip Clubs are the same thing or not.
Shawn is preparing for a cross country road trip with his father to get him to Las Vegas. What will the trip have in store for the two?
Aimee and Shawn's son Colin have unfinished business in the Lock Of The Week. The last picks to determine the champion! If Aimee loses and Colin wins, Colin is a back to back champion!
Thank you so much for listening to Aimee+Shawn all year. It's been an incredible year and it is all thanks to you the listeners. Tell a friend to listen in 2024!
Shawn just wanted to take his kids to go bowling and grab a bite. He ended up seeing ski mask wearing thieves running from a place they just boosted. Have you seen thefts happen in front of you? What happened?
Aimee is trying to get into the whole "shopping online for Christmas" thing... but it's not good when they deliver the gifts in their ORIGINAL BOX. Way to spoil the surprise!
Milk. Bologna. Lunchables. We had them all the time as kids, but now? Not a chance.
Aimee's neighbors in the "divorce house" just got rolling shutters installed. She calls them War Windows.
Shawn thinks he has a lot of acquaintances but not a lot of "friends". We try the friend test to see who would answer our phone call.
What the hell is an "ingredient household"?
And the finale of this year's Dial-A-Carol hotline!
Aimee isn't quite a "Swiftie", but she appreciates Taylor Swift.
TikTok is talking about the inflation that has happened since Kevin bought groceries in "Home Alone"
Ever have a tough bout of the hiccups? We get great advice from our listeners on home remedies they SWEAR work.
Plus what is it about movies that makes us fall asleep?
It was a big weekend at Aimee's house... Roman is riding a bike without training wheels! Shawn has not done as good of a job.
Could you handle being roasted by a comedian? Aimee thinks she could but Shawn has long-standing issues that might make it not so fun.
We have come to the conclusion that society forgot how to be bored.
The Lock Of The Week is getting REALLY close with one weekend of games left to go! Who will win?!
And we give Dial-A-Carol a call and let Arthur croon us again...
Aimee's son and nephew got out of the house and played in the street last night and Aimee is NOT happy.
What the heck is that random beeping in your house or your car? Shawn has been dealing with it lately, and it turns out a lot of you have as well.
We call our friends at Dial-a-Carol again to get in the spirit of the season!
And the penultimate Lock Of The Week picks take place. Will Aimee seal a season victory or can Shawn's son Colin pull off another end of year upset?
The needless horror and tragedy at UNLV has us sad, but even more so has us angry. We were tasked with doing a show and balancing the frustration we have with our duty to entertain the city. We hope we did a good job.
Sometimes our kids ask us questions we don't have the answers. How did our parents do it before Google?!
East Coast vs West Coast. It's a war been going on for decades... but which coast has the best people? Or is it a coast at all that gets the title?
We try to understand Gen Z slang. What does it all mean?!
Plus Dial-A-Carol is back open for business! We give them a call for the first time in a year and hear a familiar voice on the other end.
Shawn's son accidentally cracked his knuckles yesterday and was absolutely petrified he broke his hands. Therapy might be required.
Aimee will go to your wedding, but she won't mail back the stupid RSVP thing.
Shawn caved and did something he said he'd never do: he bought Crocs.
Plus RIP to a television legend and the old TV shows we loved.
Shawn's son had his last of several birthday parties and this time, a return of an old foe...
Aimee's son got in hot water for staying out too late and she sentenced him to community service.
There's a sick older cat at Shawn's house leaving them wondering what to do. Treat her or...don't.
Plus... the simplest question on Barnyard Trivia turns into a DISASTER.
We survived the station holiday party that was technically at a closed down restaurant, but it was actually bomb.
Elf On The Shelf is back at Aimee's house... and he's a little lazier than he was with Jayden.
Shawn spent Thanksgiving at an old mobster's house. True story. Looked like a time capsule!
We have our holiday party tonight... unfortunately the place the station has told us it is at is listed as "permanently closed" on Google Maps. Are we in trouble?
Aimee recognizes a pattern in her dating behavior. Every long term relationship she has had, including with her husband Patrick... they all have a mom with the same name. WHY?
Parents seem to have a sixth sense to know when their kids are about to FAFO. Why do we have this ability?
What's on your "Wrapped" list for the year?
Shawn is back from his long Thanksgiving/son's birthday break and he has stories to tell! One of sweetness, and one of him getting into a verbal spat with a nosy elderly lady. Ah, the holidays.
Meanwhile Aimee nearly got divorced from Patrick? Why? iOS 17.
Plus verbs are amazing, aren't they?
It's the last live show before Thanksgiving and we are hype! Aimee is ESPECIALLY hype. Her son plays at Allegiant today for the state championship!
With thanksgiving around the corner we are of course talking turkey and the fixins and the tips and tricks to make it go off without a hitch.
Then after Thanksgiving comes Black Friday. It used to be a much bigger deal, but we are kind of bummed the "doorbusters" aren't as big as they used to be.
F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix is over! Shawn went, Aimee didn't, and we have a lot of thoughts.
Aimee was probably tending to her dying husband (he has a cold). She thinks men are the biggest whiners when they get sick. Is she right?
Plus will Aimee continue her dominance in Lock Of The Week or can Shawn's kids catch up?
F1 had a DISASTEROUS start... so we opened the F-F1 Line for people to complain about the experience.
Shawn stopped by Boulder Bowl and absolutely loved this 70+ year old bowling alley. What places in Southern Nevada SHOULDN'T be imploded.
It's National Unfriend Day. Do you get butthurt when you get unfriended? Do you unfriend?
Plus Aimee and the boys are back at it in the NFL Lock Of The Week!
Aimee is lying to doctors to get drugs... and we don't know if it is time to stage an intervention.
We just realized that Taylor Swift has a brother and we are shook. Did your family play favorites?
Aimee's parents are on a road trip, moving to North Carolina. She can't do road trips. Do you like them?
Aimee had a messed up dream last night and we try to figure out what it all means.
The Senate almost turned into WWE yesterday. We recap the scrap.
Why did Aimee make her Instagram private last night?
Spreading the gospel is fine, but not in an enclosed vessel.
Plus we test out a new game... BARNYARD TRIVIA!
Aimee thinks it is rude to stop a salesperson from doing their spiel even if she has no intention of buying anything. But is that more rude than saving them time?
Shawn threw out a perfectly good pair of shorts because the button fell off. He's convinced not taking home economics stunted his growth.
Is it too early to decorate for Christmas or do we have to wait for the Turkey?
Aimee had a GREAT weekend watching her boy make it to the Championship Game!
Shawn is really annoyed that an innocuous joke has Jeopardy's Ken Jennings in trouble.
Will Mario FINALLY end his losing streak in Lock Of The Week?
Also: Our listener Vel passed away last week. Her family has started a GoFundMe to take care of final arrangements. If you can give anything, it is greatly appreciated: https://gofund.me/d7660e71
Aimee is sick again. What else is new?
She's going to be cheering her voice off (probably literally) for her son in football tonight. She'll have help.
Shawn saw an opportunity to give his kids a little independence. Could they pee on their own in an empty bowling alley?
Plus, Change.org is a joke. Some of the petitions are so ridiculous.
Shawn just got a "Bagel Guillotine" in the mail and he's a bagel slicing machine now.
Aimee has a bit of an obsession stalking her son (and others) on Apple Maps... and she thought he was in a trap house for a second.
Given our options for the White House (and most of Congress)... we've got to say it. There needs to be an age limit on that (and other things).
The Culinary Union is soon to strike, and some MGM employees are getting ready to pick up the slack. Could you do anything?
Aimee is the best rumor spreader in all the land.
Plus... signs to look out for if you think your husband might kill you.
All Aimee wanted to do was go down the aisle of her local grocery store, until Mildred decided to cop an attitude.
All Shawn wanted to do was bowl with his kids, but all the lanes were booked. They were all empty... but they were booked.
All she was looking for was a discount on a dog bed. Would TEMU fail Aimee?
Aimee was invited to a nice sushi lunch at Red Rock! Not bad right? Except for the fact that Aimee doesn't know how to use chopsticks.
But she didn't make as much of an ass out of herself as the New York Giants made an ass out of her Lock Of The Week pick.
As bad as THAT was, it wasn't the weekend Ed Sheeran must be having.
Football is back! Aimee is pumped! It's time for the Lock Of The Week to return!
Plus how is it 2023 and people are still falling for "chain posts" on Facebook?
And why doesn't Aimee's oldest want to hang with her?
The NFL season starts tonight and Aimee is beyond excited!
Shawn got inspired to talk about vacations after video of Britney Spears enjoying her Mexican trip caught his eye.
Aimee has an illness and it's needing to know other people's business.
Shawn decided to get a little extra sleep today and...showed up after the show started. Like, an hour after it started. What was his excuse?
Meanwhile Aimee made a terrible mistake. She showed she is capable of cleaning the pool and now it's her job forever. She'll never make that mistake again.
Plus why Shawn was baffled by a recent order on Uber Eats from his favorite restaurant.
After a nice long three day weekend, you'd think they'd be well rested. But nope. Shawn had a ridiculously bad weekend that had him begging to return to work.
The flooding over the weekend was heinous! We talk about the crazy things we saw on the roads.
Aimee tried getting tickets to Drake for her son... but the prices were too high and the deals on Facebook were a little too shady.
Speaking of shady... TEMU. Are sites like that and Wish safe or are they scams?
The skies opened up during the show today. Cars floating in intersections, sinkholes opening up, and Aimee sat by the window and gleefully watched it all go down.
Don't ask her to drive in it through. She doesn't know how to turn on the wipers.
Meanwhile, Shawn thinks no matter how much they spend it'll be too late for JCPenney to re-invent.
Plus it is the start of Labor Day Weekend! What was your first job and what do you do now?
Aimee's been getting headaches and perhaps her faux braids are in too tight?
Shawn had issues in the school parking lot against a lifted truck driver.
What do you do if your partner is a mama's boy?
And do you really have to tip for being handed a can?!
It was meeting-palooza at the VGS studios yesterday! What did Shawn do that had the big corporate boss calling him a pain in the ass?
Plus Aimee got her nails done... and left her unlocked car running in the lot the entire time.
And a door to door salesman was SO BRAZEN in his high pressure sales technique we winced. How do you shake them?!
Aimee is getting major blowback after her egg crack challenge video with her son went viral.
Shawn assumed the gender of a kid at the trampoline park yesterday and feels like a total jerk.
Did Aimee's husband leave her to die on purpose?
The Beyoncé show is behind us, and Aimee is in the exhausted afterglow of the show.
She got braids put in for the big event and didn't have the heart to tell the hairdresser they were uneven. Thankfully the hairdresser caught it herself. But why not say anything?!
Shawn tried to take a relaxing drive around Red Rock Canyon but was unable because, for whatever reason, an RTC bus was blocking all of the lanes. What was it doing there?!
There were 12 qualifiers to score tickets to see Beyoncé, and four could be bothered to show up! Now it's time to see who can BRING IT and dance for last second tickets to Saturday's show!
Plus Aimee whines over spilt wine.
Aimee did the "egg crack challenge" on her 4 year old Roman. He didn't like it, TikTok didn't like it and removed the video, now Aimee is questioning if she's a good mom.
Shawn is BAFFLED that the same company that owns Jimmy Johns owns Subway now. How is this allowed?!
Plus WOW THAT RAIN ON THE STRIP! Where'd that come from?!
Celebrity gossip icon Perez Hilton is following the stolen drink drama at the station.
Meanwhile Aimee is about to frickin' lose it at the self checkout.
Shawn has some unaddressed trauma from his time as a little league baseball player.
Aimee couldn't sleep last night so she was in and out of consciousness today.
Shawn has to deal with someone in the office who is brazenly stealing his energy drinks from the fridge.
Meanwhile in an act of last minute desperation, Aimee bought a birthday gift for her husband on a sketch website. Was it worth it?
And YOU BETTER DANCE FOR THE QUEEN!
Hurricane Hilary left us all high and dry. Well, most of us. While the valley was mostly spared, Nye County, Mount Charleston and Lake Mead got hit pretty bad.
Aimee doesn't even own an umbrella, but she saw plenty of them at her son's football game and she has plenty to say about it.
A dog ate a groom's passport a week before he's set to leave for Italy for his wedding. WHAT will happen and what would you change about your wedding?
Aimee is so freakin' amped it is going to rain this weekend... she can't contain herself.
Shawn decides to poke a beehive and have the debate: pineapple on pizza. Yea or nay?
Aimee's husband has very clear rules about which kids toys will not be allowed in their house.
And we have ONE LAST PAIR of sold out Beyonce tickets... and we're making you do a little dance for us!
Shawn gave a teenager some solid financial advice yesterday... meanwhile Aimee would just help him run afoul of the law.
Aimee has no chill at her house. Her family knows this. Why can't she relax?
And the HOA came calling for Shawn and now he's on the hook for a couple grand.
It was a crazy day of games! A retiree beatdown, a not-so-easy 5 Easy Questions and more!
Aimee's coming to terms with the fact that her son will always think she's lame.
Shawn tipped a waiter well for telling the truth about trash items on the menu.
Shawn's family were headed out to an All American Rejects show and went for dinner before the show where they saw... All American Rejects.
Aimee's phone was on the fritz and she decided to trade it in for a new one. But she never saw the store factory reset the phone. Is some creep going through her photos?
And what do you do when the business you go to have a problem, and it's the owners kids?
Shawn is back and just in time to deal with the traffic nightmare around his son's school. Someone had the bright idea to change the dismissal time to the school next door to the same time, and have major road construction in the area too. Who makes these decisions?!
Plus Aimee's son is taking a crime scene investigator elective in high school, which has us feeling cheated out of cool electives.
Aimee is on the hunt for crime before it happens, and hopes to be a star witness one day.
An American Airlines pilot has absolutely HAD IT with passengers.
And we are still hung up on "licencia".
We are fascinated by the video of a Metro officer getting in an altercation with a street vendor. The audio is... hysterical.
Shawn's family had to get up at Monster Jam so a man wouldn't inconvenience his own family to get up, and it has him upset 3 days later.
And Aimee is astounded by Hawaiian rolls.
It's BACK TO SCHOOL DAY!
Aimee started crying while reading a poem... Shawn's son, who was petrified this time last year, is ready for first grade...
Plus Shawn has one easy life hack for parents that will save you over $200 per kid each year!
Shawn has been on a journey throughout the city, selling CVS out of a specific protein bar that is on a decent sale. Smart or silly?
Aimee and her husband have had a breakthrough in marriage counseling. The breakthrough? Counseling is expensive and insurance won't cover it.
Plus Shawn is feeling sad after his youngest gave him a less than warm welcome after returning from being gone for a week.
Aimee's sister is holding onto something so outrageous that even those of us who consider ourselves to be hoarders are appalled.
Shawn spit on his dental hygienist, but he didn't mean to. Why does our body betray us?!
And why are the Aliens here?
Aimee's been having a lot of irrational fears lately... so she may, legit, start to do something a little unconventional.
Meanwhile Shawn has high blood pressure but he just had a perfect measurement. He knows why.
And Lizzo... a fat shamer?! REALLY?!
Shawn is back after an extended weekend... he took a nice one day trip to Santa Monica over the weekend! Where do you go on a day trip?
A rough day in celebrity deaths. Pee-Wee Herman and Angus Cloud passed away and we are sad about it.
Plus how tough are things at Aimee's? She's washing plastic forks.
Our co-worker Markey is leaving the building today... and Aimee noticed something she does at every single meeting that caught Shawn off guard.
Plus if you think Aimee's flight delays a couple weeks ago were bad, wait until you hear how delayed Shawn's family are right now...
And where is your happy place? Where do you go to unwind, relax and breathe?
Aimee got her eyebrows tinted and you would have thought she grew a third ear the way her family reacted.
A congressional hearing all but confirmed that aliens are here, we've got some of their craft, and we are not alone. Wow.
And did you go to your high school reunion? Shawn did... and after some coaxing, Aimee plans on it.
Shawn stopped into the Costco Business Center and found a product he's never seen before. Meanwhile Aimee stopped by Costco and all she got was guff.
The shopping adventures continued after Shawn experienced drama when he took up an employee's invitation to go to a different line at Albertson's. Would he get the last laugh?
And a 93 year old makes us all feel lazy.
It's CHRISTMAS IN JULY! But also there's already Halloween stuff for sale. It is all TOO SOON!
Whataburger is coming to town and Texans are celebrating in the valley. But... we hate to say it... it's overrated.
And how can someone hate corn?
It was an embarrassing weekend for Shawn. His love for the Vegas Golden Knights had the entire audience at Slamball staring at him awkwardly.
Meanwhile Aimee hired a bed bug sniffing dog to see if she needs to burn her house down.
And it is Back To School time!? ALREADY?! The shopping has begun and we think it is time for uniforms.
Britney Spears released her latest single with will.i.am... and it... is music. We believe.
Aimee is thinking about all the growth that society has made in the last 30 years, and we rack our brains over all the stuff we'll have to explain to our grandkids one day.
And RIP to a legend. Tony Bennett passed away.
The homing pigeon in Shawn's backyard is slowing becoming Shawn's homing pigeon and he wants to know why.
Plus Aimee wants nothing to do with Beyonce's new perfume despite being a super fan. What celeb products doyou buy?
Barbenheimer begins tomorrow and the world ain't ready!
Plus... Jeff has a plan...
OK so, Vegas is in all the news lately. Metro investigating the 27 year old 2Pac murder... the suspected Long Island serial killer had a timeshare here and Metro is seeing if he is involved in any cases... Miranda Lambert is in the crosshairs for stopping a song for selfie taking concertgoers. All Vegas!
Meanwhile, Shawn found a wallet loaded with cash on Mount Charleston and was on the hunt for the owner. Would he find him?! (Turns out, yes.)
Shawn hit Powerball! Sure it was $4 on a $20 quickpick but HE WON!
Aimee walked in on someone in the bathroom and she felt embarrassed. But is she more embarrassed than the person walked in on?
A homing pigeon has shown up in his backyard and he has no idea what it is.
And AIMEE'S ANNOYING FRIEND!
Aimee loves being a mom, but she might not be allowed to be one much longer if the doctor she brought the kids to over the weekend drops a dime.
Shawn tried feeding his cat a pill and left with a mangled finger. Why do cats? That's the question. Why do cats.
Plus potentially the most jaw-dropping thing Aimee has ever said.
Nickelback is coming to Las Vegas on Saturday, and we got to chat with Chad Kroeger. LEGIT a nice dude!
Aimee never left Las Vegas. After booking a last minute trip to New York to go to a funeral, Frontier frontiered things up ROYALLY.
Meanwhile Metro was at Shawn's door yesterday! What'd he do now?
Aimee was supposed to be off today and tomorrow because she was headed home for a funeral. But her flight ended up not taking off because Frontier frontiered her. She'll be back tomorrow. We've all been there. Airport delays and cancellations are the worst.
Meanwhile Sammi was filling in and she made it just on time, unlike a work dinner recently.
Plus, it is National French Fry Day! We debate whether waffle fries deserve to be considered a French Fry.
What is with all the fools on the Las Vegas Strip this week?! Updates on the naked dude, the dirt bike dude, and now the hostage taking dude.
One of our listeners tipped us off to a pass that will probably save parents a few hundred dollars a year. We are in love!
What do Steve Aoki and Benihana have to do with one another? It'll blow your mind.
Did you know today is Amazon Prime Day?! We do...
It's also free Slurpee Day and neither Aimee or Shawn are really big fans of the drink.
McDonald's announced they are dropping a lot of McCafe products, which got Shawn thinking about how much he misses the Arch Deluxe. Then... we think back to the greatness that wasPizza Hut, and how far they've fallen.
Plus a naked dude took on the Las Vegas Strip on Sunday... we recall the craziest things we've seen in our time in town.
Aimee spent the night sobbing over a movie at her house.
Meanwhile Shawn spent the night making his kid cry... and teaching him a valuable lesson in believing in yourself.
If you download the new Threads app, you can't delete your new account unless you delete your entire Instagram.
And Shawn's kids come into the station and immediately learn when to stop talking.
Aimee has finally returned and she's already looking towards the exit! While she was gone, her husband accused her of "crying wolf" about must see TV shows, to the point where no one takes her seriously. This, of course, turned into a war.
Meanwhile, Shawn's war is with insurance companies. How can a plastic thing you put an inhaler into be prescription only and not covered, but the inhaler BE COVERED?! It makes no sense.
Then... our boss got an award today. We've gotten awards, but mostly celebrating how silly we are. Nothing serious.
It's the 5th of July and we are feeling it after all the fireworks yesterday.
Sammi beat Shawn into the ground in cornhole during the day off. But after talking a ton of trash, she got humbled.
Meanwhile Shawn had a fun, if not messy, visit to the Summerlin parade.
Plus it was a DONUT WAR in Radio Roulette today! Who would take the crown?
Sure, it's July 3rd. But Shawn didn't take the day off, and he made Sammi not take the day off either! Aimee was smart and took off through Wednesday!
Shawn is fresh off a trip to New York City to see Back To The Future: The Musical, and he is absolutely obsessed.
Meanwhile, Sammi needs another challenge after trying out for the Raiderettes.
Well... today's the day. Can Nicole get back through and finally win Radio Roulette for tickets to see Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?!
Plus, Aimee has a different type of cheater to hate... the tiny type.
And Shawn spoke with a parent last night at soccer who is convinced she should move or be forced to put her kid in private school?
We had ourselves an amazing birthday party last night at The Industrial Sound with Shinedown! We recap the night and how our station mom handled the night.
Turns out both Aimee and Shawn have traumatized their kids in one way or another.
Nicole is having herself a WEEK. She's lost Radio Roulette THREE DAYS IN A ROW trying to win tickets to Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. Will she finally win today?
It's our FIRST BIRTHDAY! The show launched one year ago on June 28th, 2022 and we are looking and listening back at the year that was.
We've all heard about "quiet quitting" but now people are "LOUD quitting"...
Plus, Shawn HATES the "happy birthday" song.
A new beer from a local brewery has us recalling our first drinks. Aimee's came WAY before Shawn's, who had a late start.
Aimee's son Jayden has some friends with an amazing hookup at their job. What are some great gigs for the kids?
Plus the new audio released of Trump knowingly showing off classified documents is bad... what are some other really terrible audio recordings that could have existed...
We have some of the best listeners on Earth. When our winner realized he wanted different tickets, he decided to "play it forward" to a long-suffering loser on our show.
Aimee and her husband are in therapy... over a plant. No, we aren't joking.
Meanwhile, the Furby is coming back and it has us in our feels over the toys from our childhood that we wish would come back.
Well, the Titanic submarine had a tragic end. Director James Cameron and others warned about this sub before... but hey, who hasn't listened to advice before?
Speaking of, if you overheard someone telling a story about their internet boyfriend that is almost definitely a catfish, would you say something or leave it alone?
Plus what happened when Shawn saw a girl push over his son?
Oh, and then there's Jen. Ah, Jen.
Our kids watch some pretty silly stuff on YouTube... but Aimee's son Jayden is watching a lot less of it right now. What her teen learned you should never say to a woman.
Plus, Shawn has a tip for getting the perfect photo with the Hollywood sign: ignore all the signs that say "no access to the Hollywood sign".
And why can't a dead woman get her last wishes?!
Shawn is back just in time to talk about Aimee's favorite story... the rich people stuck in a rickety submarine at the Titanic site. Why does it seem like no one cares... including one of the victim's own step sons!
Shawn brought his boys to Super Nintendo World for a Father's Day trip and whatever you do, take the bag they give you.
Neither Aimee or Shawn are well rested, still running off the adrenaline of the Golden Knights Stanley Cup victory... but they made it in anyways!
On his way to get caffeine this morning, an employee laid into Shawn about how much her boss sucks.
Aimee's young son Roman is singing the classics...
And the RETURN OF RODRIGO! Will he win today?
WOW. We are tired. We are smiling. We are so proud. The Vegas Golden Knights are Stanley Cup Champions and today we celebrate and thank them!
There is a very important hockey game tonight. Our stomach is in knots. We are sick about it. We are excited but we don't want to jinx it. AHH!
Plus, Shawn tried to go to Vdara Hotel at CityCenter last night and the process of getting there from Aria is so flawed he had to vent.
Meanwhile Aimee's son has an issue with her new nosering.
We are getting ready to party for 102.7 VGS' first birthday... there'll be live music, some food and wine... but you'll have to bring your own hallucinogens.
Aimee got accused of cutting in line while she waited for drinks she already ordered... which baffled her.
Meanwhile Shawn witnessed an absolute spelling and grammar tragedy on the roads and had to snap a picture.
While Aimee's away, Shawn shall play!
Today's "5 Easy Questions" wasn't so easy, and it was up to the kindness of a stranger to determine if Cherish could keep playing...
Meanwhile, our new favorite celebrity couple will blow your mind.
We found out that Chick-Fil-A is about to unleash robots on us, and if they don't say "my pleasure," we will riot.
Aimee read a book to her son that made her realize she has resting bitch voice.
Meanwhile, Shawn's boys were SO good yesterday that he's beaming.
We were tired to start the show... so tired that Aimee forgot Enrique Iglesias' name.
Give her a break though, she's been worried about her sick kid. She brought him to the doctor, but not before busily Googling his symptoms and demanding a Lyme Disease test... in Las Vegas.
Meanwhile, Shawn has been doing some self-reflecting and notices the good, and not so good, traits he got from his parents.
Father's Day is right around the corner, and Aimee is telling her husband to go out and go camping with his buddies... and Patrick thinks she's setting up a trap for him.
Meanwhile, Shawn doesn't understand the game of Poker. He bluffed a woman very well, but he felt bad because she was elderly and he's an emotional person, so he gave the money back.
Plus... PETA. What the hell, PETA.
It was a wild weekend for Aimee+Shawn...
Shawn was down at Disneyland to cover 100 Years Of Disney, and on the way to the airport he already had two random run-ins with rude strangers to talk about.
Meanwhile, Aimee's son Roman might be headed to whatever the Buddhist version of hell is after his antics at the nail shop...
Aimee's house has been attacked by bees, which is giving Shawn PTSD and reminds him of a mid-90's Fox TV movie that has had him forever scarred.
Plus... how can an airline tell you a flight is delayed by 5 hours, and then minutes later say it's not delayed AT ALL and you need to board. How is that legal?!
And we all glare at a guy who ate McDonald's and lost 60 pounds. Ugh. How.
Hey, Shawn is back and the podcast is back too!
Shawn caught a man yellow seated on his trip to Canada, when a guy walking out of a bathroom stall realized Shawn saw him, and pee all over the seat.
Meanwhile, Aimee would be so good at murder if only she wasn't so sloppy.
A woman on Hinge posted a screenshot of her credit score and it is driving men wild! A listener called and warned what happens when you marry a financial burnout.
Plus... how a moth nearly killed Aimee.
Aimee's ready to start shopping around for a daycare for her son Roman again. Her first foray into one went terribly.
Meanwhile, a woman goes on a rant about how when she was a kid, parents barely let kids in the house.
We come up with our 20 years-too-late commencement address to tell kids in the Class of 2023 what really matters!
(Heads up, last podcast for about a week! Shawn is on vacation through next Wednesday!)
Shawn met a fan over the weekend that used to watch him all the time on TV... from prison. All Shawn wanted to ask was why he was locked up... but he couldn't!
Meanwhile Aimee was busy sleeping through movies over the weekend.
Plus both of them went to Savannah Bananas with the family over the weekend. Officially. Obsessed.
Today's show inexplicably started contentiously. "Happy Friday" set Shawn, a strict Calendarist, off. Why? We don't know.
Shawn's taking Friday off because his son is graduating Kindergarten... Shawn never had a Kinder graduation, but Aimee did and thinks everyone has. Is that true?!
Plus... what is the simplest injury that brings you a ton of pain?!
Aimee witnessed a "service dog" taking a massive dump in the shoe section of Ross, and it's owner not picking it up. Why do people treat Ross so badly?!
Plus, Shawn has to drive in Maine soon... and for 19 years he's been under the belief that he isn't allowed to drive in the state. Why? Is he really? We get to the bottom of it.
Plus... Construction Mike tries yet again to win tickets.
It was quite the eventful morning at VGS. Someone broke into our station vehicles, a guy was passed out in a Rascal scooter in our parking lot. In other words, just a normal Tuesday.
The grasshoppers have returned to the valley and Aimee is petrified.
Meanwhile Shawn's kid had gum on his inner thigh a couple days ago, and no one knows why or how...
It was supposed to be a relaxing Mother's Day weekend... but Aimee was getting stopped by the Tree Police about her hammock at the park.
Meanwhile Shawn brought the family to Shark Reef for the special day only for his kids to witness a helpless fish get devoured by two hungry sharks.
Hey, at least we have Disneyland tickets!
It's Mother's Day (observed) on Aimee+Shawn and, frankly, Aimee doesn't want to be here today!
We focus on all things mom. What moms REALLY want for Mother's Day. Aimee wants to be left alone, but not alone. Who were the best TV moms of all time...
Meanwhile "Bluey" is in the crosshairs after suggesting that the dad needed to lose a couple pounds. We don't get it.
Before Patrick, Aimee dated another guy for years. Well... something happened that proved to Aimee that she dodged a bullet with him.
Meanwhile Shawn was cracking jokes with the doctor yesterday, most of which did not land.
Have you ever parked at Town Square? You know how they want you to pay a "meter" for parking on the street? Have you EVER done that?!
Shawn is baffled. For the first time he got a headstart on Mother's Day shopping... only to find his CVS didn't have greeting cards. HOW?!
Meanwhile Aimee's been overcharged one too many times... but she doesn't do anything about it because it never amounts to enough to go back in. What's your "go back in" price?
And the A's have no idea what they are doing and Shawn is fed up with them.
The show got off to a rocky start, but it's nothing compared to the rocky end that Aimee's internet acquaintance had with her fiancé. Aim followed the relationship closely and gets to the bottom of why it ended.
She's almost as invested in it as she is true crime stories which, speaking of, she's really obsessed. Shawn's worried about her.
Shawn runs down a list of the biggest dating deal breakers, and Aimee's mom wants a tattoo. Why!? She hated them!
Aimee sobbed over the weekend. Why?! Meanwhile Shawn found himself face to face with a horse's ass... a pickup truck hauling a massive, headless horse statue out of his neighborhood. Who?! Why?! Plus, what did Shawn's kid find in the toilet? And should you have to ask your spouse before you make a big change to your appearance?
It's Cinco de Mayo (not Mexican Independence Day) and MAN does Aimee need a drink! It's been a long week, and frankly, her kid is driving her to the bar. (Figuratively)
Meanwhile Shawn's dad is driving back to Boston and the road trip was going without a hitch until last night.
And the Golden Knights are going to over-the-air TV, which is free! That's exciting, but also how many people have touched a TV antenna in the last 20 years?
It's Star Wars day! Aimee and Shawn are excited even though neither are die-hard fans of the franchise. Two people Aimee went to school with were madly in love and took tons of lovey-dovey pictures, but they just stopped one day. They obviously broke up, and Aimee wants answers. Shawn did the math and realized school picture businesses are making BANK. Plus we check in on Shawn's dad who is on the road from Las Vegas to Boston... and has been known to break a law from time to time.
Aimee was a total hater on her hubby for transforming their garage into a gym... but she uses it every day. Meanwhile our favorite criminal is back in the news and it reminds Shawn of that time he evaded police. Plus... how many bases are on a football field?!
Today is Teacher Appreciation Day! We give a huge thank you to all the teachers that put up with us and our off-spring. Aimee's friend ate something inedible to get along with his girlfriend's family. Meanwhile Shawn's kid said something that made him get a bit salty. And why Shawn's dad slept in his car last night on his cross-country road trip back to Boston. Oh, and Arson. A lot of it.
We were feeling a little self-conscious over the weekend when our listener Travis told us he didn't like Google Predicts... until we asked around and it turns out he's the only one! Meanwhile, Shawn is still dreaming of a taco from Tacos & Tamales. When are special school spirit days TOO excessive? Someone flooded the entire building by clogging up in the women's bathroom and we want to know whose poo clogged the loo?! And Shawn's dad is on his long road trip from Las Vegas back to Boston. We check in with him on his first day on the road.
We are running on fumes after staying up to watch the Golden Knights ground the Jets last night! Aimee's son was brutally attacked yesterday... by who? Or what? Wait until you hear. Plus... are you a gold digger if you want a real diamond on your finger?
It's "Take Your Kids To Work Day" and... neither Aimee or Shawn took their kids to work. Aimee's oldest kid is hanging with other kids who take pictures pumping gas despite the fact they aren't old enough to drive. It's a stupid trend, but all teen trends have been stupid for ages. News broke during the show that legendary host Jerry Springer passed away. Plus why one New York woman decided to decrease her butt.
Aimee is back from her momentary muteness! Here's hoping no one gets sick for a long, long time. Aimee's houseguest decided to buy a bidet for his 3 day visit and the whole family is wondering what to think about it. Shawn is tired of employees acting coy when the tip screen comes up. Plus we determine whether Ed Sheeran is a sneaky little thief.
Aimee's voice is out, so Aimee's out. Sammi filled in when she eventually got to the station, and she's gonna have a LONG day. She's going to a Raiderettes clinic tonight... but she hasn't asked for permission to leave work early yet. Shawn rips the band-aid for her. Plus, Shawn's son said something that was so brave and wise that he had to share it. And why saving money on your beauty routine is one of the most dangerous things you can do.
What if we told you Aimee is sick again? Because she is. The sickness streak of the show continues. Shawn took his son on a hiking adventure at Red Rock which was all fun and games until the rattlesnake showed up. Aimee will NOT fill the gynecologist's last second opening, so don't ask. And why firefighters think Shawn's house smells.
There was a gas leak at Shawn's house yesterday... sorta. Aimee's kid tried (and almost succeeded) to get her to eat Play Doh for dinner. What a Washington middle school did that has Shawn against the world, and a special celebrity guest to help us determine if Shawn is right or, as he often is, wrong.
Aimee's fear of grasshoppers has officially rubbed off on her youngest son, and she had to lie to herself to comfort him. Meanwhile, a story of a man losing his mind about a crying baby on a flight has Shawn thinking back to a time where a guy lost his mind on his family for a crying baby.
Shawn is BACK FROM SICKNESS (again). First it was strep throat. This time it is food poisoning. Here's hoping he isn't hit by a bus by the end of the day. Meanwhile Aimee's car was quite literally hit by another car while Shawn was gone and the conversation that followed was baffling. Shawn had to get his 4 year old out of a vicious temper tantrum via a video call. Plus, the worst boss ever?!
You were just in a car crash. You each get out of your respective cars. What follows is some of the most ridiculously dumb conversation a human can have.
Shawn is FINALLY BACK after taking a couple days off with strep... only to come in this morning with food poisoning. He can't catch a break! Meanwhile Aimee got absolutely played by her crafty 4 year old, and how do you handle your kid screaming in a movie theater? How about OTHER people's kids?!
Shawn's voice is getting ready to quit on him. Oh joy. Considering his son puked at school yesterday and tested positive for strep... not a good sign. Meanwhile Aimee realized after letting her dog stay at her parents' house... that she's not a good dog mom.
Aimee is back from her California road trip, and the family didn't kill each other. Why? Everyone knows the rules of the road trip. Meanwhile the COVID emergency was just declared over, and it got us to thinking how crazed our households were when it all started. Plus where does Shawn buy his sports equipment?!
Aimee was off and Sammi made it (just barely)... she just got back to Las Vegas after the Frontier flight from hell, and she's over it! Meanwhile Shawn's wife was bitten by the neighbor's dog yesterday! We hear some doozies from listeners. And why did Sammi cry on the show today?!
A nightmare at Aimee's house last night, after she spilled a glass of red wine on her brand new beige couch. Will Patrick divorce her?! Plus why did Shawn have a flashback to his childhood bully today?! And we give away our Disneyland Grand Prize!
Easter is around the corner and neither Shawn or Aimee want to take part in a massive public Easter Egg Hunt. Shawn especially since it would cause a significant professional rift. Plus... why oh why are they changing the lyrics to "Kiss The Girl"?! And how do YOU load the dishwasher? And do you fight over it?!
Las Vegas lawyer ads are the pinnacle of law... and a new commercial just started airing that we are obsessed with. Shawn woke up late today and he just decided to skip his shower today. Aimee's husband is afraid to go whale watching because the water is scary.
Aimee recalls the story about her 6th grade love who she couldn't get enough of on the phone... but once she met him, she was out of love REAL fast. Meanwhile Shawn overheard someone talking trash about something he did for a living for over a decade. Plus... secret Instagram accounts around town highlight kids fighting at local schools. We name this secret account "Scum Bucket Club".
Shawn's son learned a very valuable lesson in "F.A.F.O." over the weekend, when he tumbled down the stairs. Meanwhile Aimee is high-key peeved at her husband for watching their show without her. Plus, Aimee+Shawn are officially Fanilows.
Aimee's EXHAUSTED after helping a friend move. Shawn's getting zapped all over the studio and the equipment is breaking. WE ARE SO HAPPY IT'S FRIDAY! Why today is such a special day for Aim and her husband, plus when is it time to hit "ban" on social media. And one of our listeners is having trouble understanding what we are giving away this week.
The day started off tumultuous for Aimee. Her alarm didn't wake her up, but her brain did. Late. Very late. We hate alarms. Also, why the heck is Albertson's charging PER BANANA now and not by the pound?! Shawn just noticed this and he's baffled. Plus, why does Aimee's kid want to know if she's pooping so much?!
Today's show didn't suck, and many people think men shouldn't suck a straw when they take a drink. Shawn doesn't see the big deal last week, and someone sent him straws today. Our caller Chrissy agrees with Shawn! Meanwhile Aimee is slowly realizing she's becoming old, despite how cool she thinks she is.
The magic continues on Aimee+Shawn! So does the bleeding. Despite going to the doctor for the first time in God knows how long, Aimee's bloody ear keeps bleeding and urgent care's instructions were a little less confidence inspiring than she would have liked. Plus Shawn has to step in after one of Colin's classmates keeps manipulating him. Plus... who expects a British accent at the Circle K?!
Do you feel the MAGIC?! We do! We are swimming in Disneyland tickets and whenever you hear the Magic Wand... Caller 102 gets to go! That said... we just need the magic wand! Meanwhile, if that wand works maybe it'll make Aimee's ear stop bleeding. Plus Shawn wrote a perfect headline that had people looking twice on 1027VGS.com and he reads some of the confused comments.
Aimee is FINALLY back from her illness... just in time for a weekend. She didn't come to the studio with her laptop today... well... she did but she failed to see her laptop after the world's worst cavity search. Meanwhile The Rock retweeted Shawn yesterday, and Shawn is convinced he would make a great President. Plus we hand out our last pair of Taylor Swift tickets!
Aimee's out AGAIN but we think she'll be back on Friday! That said, Sammi made it in again this morning despite breaking a ton of laws to get to the station on time. It's not the first time she's been on the wrong side of the law. Meanwhile, Shawn is convinced the feds control the weather, and we look into Sammi's childhood and uncover a video that makes her squirm.
Aimee is out sick again, but this time Sammi came in to sit in with Shawn! We get an update on her "trying to be a Raiderette" journey. Meanwhile, why is Shawn so amped to get his AARP card? Sammi faints whenever she gets her blood drawn... and she's doing it today. And Shawn once had competition for love against an actual clown.
Aimee is off today for her son Roman's birthday (happy 4th buddy!)... so it's just Shawn and his thoughts... looking back at when Psychic Medium Loriann Mans blew our minds with our callers... and when our listeners gave great advice to the opposite sex in 5 words. Oh, and SOMEONE won tickets to Taylor Swift! LUCKY!
Shawn had the gall to ask if Las Vegas has skunks (it does) and Aimee had the gall to say Downtown Summerlin was gorgeous this weekend (it was)... and that led one of our listeners to text the studio and accuse Aimee+Shawn of being California transplants. So the two did what they do best... they passive aggressively revisited those texts the entire show! Plus... how sad were YOU when your hairdresser left you?!
It's St. Patrick's Day! It's a day that everyone drinks and pretends they are Irish despite the fact that people in Ireland don't drink like fish on the holiday and St. Patrick was born in England! Shawn is sad because he missed one of his kids' firsts and he's got a bit of parental jealousy. Aimee's dog FREAKED at the groomer... and Auntie Aimee has great advice for all of us.
Shawn witnessed a DINE AND DASH yesterday and wants to know what happens to the bill. Aimee can't spell (but what else is new). Plus we learn our new game "5 Easy Questions" isn't that easy!
It's a big day! Aimee's son Jayden turns 15 today! She reads a letter she wrote him for today that is bound to make you cry. Meanwhile, how Shawn's father talks to his dog will make you cry laughing... and Aimee is CONVINCED "The Last Of Us" could actually happen in real life.
It's work day 2 post-time change and Aimee+Shawn are feeling it today. Shawn had a night out of bowling which sparked his competitive spirit. Aimee got cut in line by a family which sparked her pettiness. Plus we play 5 Easy Questions that, once again, seemed to not be that easy.
Shawn has the house to himself all week and he's begun the PURGE of stuff he's been looking to get rid of! Meanwhile, Aimee probably couldn't wait to get rid of the teen boys she had sleeping over her house this weekend. We talk about the worst speed traps in Las Vegas... and Marcie learns, painfully, what we are giving away all this week.
Aimee is back from her sick house! What's one of the most common marital squabbles you encounter? For Aimee and Shawn, it's the thermostat. They run hot, their spouses run cold... Meanwhile why is it that older people can get away with saying or doing inappropriate things that would get younger people beat up.
Aimee was out sick today! Well, not her, but her entire family is keeled over and she stayed home to take care of matters. That said, Shawn was in and kept the show afloat! We played games, talked trending stories, and looked back at some of the funniest bits from early in the show's existence.
Shawn was bullied for several years in school, so when he heard from his kindergarten aged son Colin that someone called him "butthead" in lunch, it call came back. Now he's training his son how to handle the hassle. Meanwhile, Aimee isn't handling her friend moving houses. No, seriously, don't hand her a box she's useless when it comes to moving.
Aimee didn't watch a single episode of "Vanderpump Rules" until the latest drama to come from the show... now she's cramming episodes. Shawn had a vulnerable conversation with another parent about parenting and how puzzling it can be. Aimee - noted procrastinator - decides to wait long enough until her husband does things for her.
It was a coin flip of a weekend for Aimee+Shawn. Aimee's fam is still sick. Shawn's kids got a special day out taken away from them for being monsters... which is tough to do when you've already spent the money! Speaking of kids... Aimee+Shawn talk about how to get your kids into sports without forcing them, and realize that every karate teacher says the same thing about every kid.
Aimee had a funky dream involving her getting a tattoo of a snowman, and our dream book doesn't explain what that means. Meanwhile, Shawn has a flashback to "the day" when one teacher in particular had it out for him. Turns out our listeners have had teachers like that too! We've been giving out tickets to Capital Cities all week, but Aimee couldn't tell you any. And... that cabinet above your fridge? Do you use that, and why do you hide snacks in there?
There is a sickness going around that is making us ill. Sure, Aimee+Shawn's families are fighting a stomach thing, but not that - reply-all emails. They have run amok at the VGS studios! Plus it is Nevada Reading Week! Aimee read yesterday, Shawn reads later today, and the pair read a book to the entire city today.
It's another show with SNOW! Why is it snowing so much?! Aimee's husband has no problem letting kid walk to snow in the snow. Meanwhile, speaking of exercise, Shawn is tired of being a chub and plans on doing something about it. Aimee's friend has a wife that is already claiming an inheritance she isn't getting from parents in law that are still alive...
Shawn's night was a bit... messy. His kid ralphed all over him to exorcism-levels. Aimee wonders who cleaned the mess, because she's always tasked with cleaning the puke in her house. Shawn recalls an overnight camp stay that went really bad... and we mull over how we've gotten around paying for entertainment in the past, now that the Golden Knights might not be on cable much longer.
After a long and strenuous climb, Shawn got a medal for finishing Scale The STRAT over the weekend. But his results were... less than impressive. Aimee couldn't make the event so she could make her son's Football Tournament... and it was a HOT MESS.
The show reached new heights today! Aimee, who is unable to join Team VGS at The Strat for the American Lung Association's Scale The STRAT stair climb is, instead, walking up 1,455 stairs here at the station! Insanity. Meanwhile Shawn is preparing for the climb by going through the drive thru at Taco Bell and has an issue with donating to "ideas". Then, Sammi from the afternoon show drops a bomb: she wants to be a Raiderette! And she's gonna try out!
Aimee thinks her hubby is a DB for not walking in front of her as they walked down Lone Mountain. Meanwhile, Shawn is getting abandoned at The Strat this weekend as Aimee can't go to Scale The Strat... and he has a plan to make her walk it anyways.
Last night's wind storm was a non-event for Aimee+Shawn but it hit other parts of the valley hard. Shawn's dad - who is staying with him right now - called Shawn worried a tree could fall on his car. Shawn, puzzled, wondered what he wanted him to do with this information. Meanwhile Aimee confirms with her son what we all knew - we are getting older.
Aimee didn't want to come in today, despite having a nice three day weekend! Shawn has found a talent that he thinks could earn him a Guinness World Record. Meanwhile Aimee wasn't allowed to place her entire order at Little Caesars... and one Texas school is filled with the dumbest faculty imaginable.
It's a three day weekend! Let's get this show over with! We listen to CNN's Don Lemon prove he's never truly understood how to speak to women. Aimee proves she never paid attention in history class. And our listeners prove they are amazing as a listener "played it forward" for another listener!
Aimee and her mom got lost driving to the Sahara last week - somehow. When they finally got there Aimee's mom was in for a show... but showed she had a limit. Meanwhile, Shawn recounts one of his biggest victories that happened 10 years ago when he bought his house. And Jesse gets redemption!
It freaking full blown SNOWED yesterday and it was glorious! Aimee didn't spend her snow day folding clothes, that's for sure. Meanwhile at Shawn's, the only thing falling was confetti that came in his son's gift bag... and he wants someone arrested. Plus the most feel good Radio Roulette we've ever had!
It's Valentine's Day! What do you have planned for today? Aimee and Shawn like it lowkey. Meanwhile, while Aimee's son Jayden tries to distance himself from her online... he's trying to teach her TikTok dances. Cringe. Meanwhile the pair discuss the pricey weddings they've been to versus the cheap ones... and the cheap marriages always seem to last longer! At least according to Shawn.
Today is Shawn's birthday! But he doesn't want to talk about. What'd Aimee get him? A day off from her (she had vacation!) but Sammi stepped in! Yes, she'll be hosting the afternoon show too, and she'll be tired. What'd we think of Rihanna's halftime show? Plus, why is Shawn in the poor house after this weekend?
Before the show launched, Aimee and Shawn both wondered who would be the first to swear on the show. We got our answer today! Plus... men are always trying to fix things. Why won't they just sit back and listen? And we get ready for the Big Game with predictions!
A trip to the local taco shop yesterday had Shawn face to face with the most Male Karen (Maren?!) he has ever seen. Meanwhile, Aimee almost killed her family with her cooking. And 'Toy Story 5' is coming... is that a good thing?! We hope!
Shawn recalls a time where he half-assed a 5K... until the last stretch where he found inspiration and embarrassed his wife. Aimee's son loves her but is keeping his distance online. Plus... two of the worst alleged bank robbers we've ever heard of.
It was a showdown at the stop sign corral when Shawn decided to dig his heels in at an intersection yesterday. Meanwhile, Aimee's dog knows her schedule better than Aimee does. And why AMC Theatres is ruining everything.
Today's the day! Beyoncé tickets are on sale, Aimee is on the waitlist and can't win tickets this week (unlike you)... so she's going to extreme measures to get good Beyoncé luck. She's getting a tattoo in her honor. Plus Shawn decided to pick a fight with a corporation on social media and it ended hilariously. And the things we do for our kids...
Aimee's infatuation with Beyoncé has hit a fever pitch. She now wants to get a Beyoncé-themed tattoo... and we find just the guy to do it. Plus, Shawn's dad is on the road from Boston to Las Vegas and breaking all the rules... and it has Shawn nervous. Plus a free youth football event happening all this weekend!
Shawn got the HOOK UP yesterday! He had nosebleed seats to see Luke Bryan, but an amazing usher upgraded him! Meanwhile Aimee stayed home and stared at her snapping fingers for a while... and what she discovered is earth shattering. Plus... we talk about Netflix's draconian new password sharing policy... and was Aimee fired?!
We are going to be honest... we lost Aimee from the moment she walked in because BEYONCE IS COMING TO VEGAS AND SHE LITERALLY CAN'T. Will Ticketmaster blow it again? How will she get tickets? Will WE have tickets to give away? Where do we put our hands??!
An update to Shawn's bumper story from yesterday... and it's a GOOD ONE! Plus Aimee learned how to correctly say the name of something we've all been saying wrong for years... and how AI is dropping phat beats.
Aimee drove from Centennial Hills to Henderson over the weekend and you'd think she took the Oregon Trail. Meanwhile, Shawn paid to get his car tinted over the weekend... and he got a messed up bumper for free! WHO SHOULD PAY?!
Aimee has been accused of being "so white" for what she does with her son's pancakes. Shawn is speaking to his son's kindergarten class today and he's nervous. Plus Jay Leno is having a HELL of a couple months.
Aimee's husband almost let her die on a technicality. Shawn called 911 for a dubious reason last night. Plus, Home Depot is the new dating hotspot according to TikTok and we've cooked up the perfect plan for them to capitalize on it.
We are baffled by the city of Philadelphia who are on the hunt for lifeguards, and knowing how to swim is not required. We recall all of the jobs we've held that we were woefully underqualified for. Plus the songs that bring us back to "the day"... and why we are embarrassed to play most of them now.
Former Aces star Dearica Hamby is accusing the team of discriminating against her for getting pregnant, and it struck a chord with the show. Plus how did Aimee make the commute of people in her neighborhood? And do you know anyone that's been propositioned in town? Shawn recounts the story of his friend who found out the girl he was talking to wanted a transaction...
Aimee's New York Giants choked over the weekend, but it's no sweat for her. It was so bad, she couldn't get nervous. Shawn ended up learning about his friend's love story, and he couldn't stop himself from pleading with him to understand all the red flags in that relationship. Plus, $500 a month for TINDER?!
Aimee has been losing sleep over the way doors swing, and it's cause for concern. Plus Shawn recounts one of the rare times he was wrong (but he almost wasn't!)... and AI writes us an amazing movie trailer for the crime-fighting nun in Buffalo we talked about yesterday.
Shawn dropped a decent tip in the drive-thru last night that garnered a pretty adorable reaction... Aimee's letter campaign to Rockstar paid off... and will Alec Baldwin actually serve time now that he's been charged?!
There's a new sculpture in honor of MLK and Coretta Scott King in Boston that is raising more than just eyebrows. Plus, what would happen if technology just...disappeared?! We'd be screwed, wouldn't we?
It's another four day work week, which we are pumped about! Shawn danced in another parade this weekend, but parades give him some serious PTSD about performing in public. Meanwhile the house next door to Aimee might be plagued with divorce. Should she let the new family know?
Today might have been Friday the 13th, but we were lucky to have Psychic Medium Loriann Mans on to do psychic readings for our listeners and... wow. Yeah. She's the real deal. Plus Karen is back for Radio Roulette again and she's equally as hysterical as yesterday!
Big news day today! Derek Carr leaving the Raiders. Universal entering Las Vegas. Plus why does a Strip bar using robotic bartenders force you to tip the robots?!
Both Aimee and Shawn walked in today already looking forward to a nap! Not nearly as bad as anyone flying today though. The FAA ground stoppage put a damper on a ton of travel plans today! Plus a trip to Chuck E Cheese left Aimee feeling like a sucker. And we recall all the dumb challenges we did as kids.
It's another week and another injury between Shawn's boys. What can he do to keep his sons from killing each other?! Plus Aimee's hair dryer almost set her hair ablaze! And an incredibly inspirational story of an autistic piano prodigy in Colorado is exactly what your heart needs today.
We are back for a Monday and Aimee's youngest dropped a big fat f-bomb over the weekend. Who's to blame? Maybe her oldest? Plus how did one man lose $2 million dollars in heartbreaking fashion over the weekend? And one Las Vegas restaurant got a nice bump in business thanks to a TikTok.
Today was out of control! Fainting kids, drunk moms, missing children and planning for 11 months from now... it was a hilarious Friday!
It's Aimee's birthday! Today, she gets a special reading from Loriann Mans, one of the stars of The Palms' "Brunched By An Angel"! Aimee's trying to get her act together and entered a wellness support group... and missed the first meeting. Meanwhile Shawn recalls an internet date that was really uncomfortable... and Google Predicts was a STRUGGLE again this morning!
Neither Aimee or Shawn got much sleep last night... and they are afraid they forgot how. We get your tips... Plus CCSD is getting sued by parents over a naughty assignment. What scandals happened at your school?
We are BACK from the long vacation and.. we feel like we need to go back on vacation. Shawn fell and hit his head HARD over the break. Aimee tried to get rest but was low-key shamed into doing work. Plus, you know, the holidays! We catch up with you after the long week (or two) off!
Aimee and Shawn are exhausted after having a rich dinner at the company Christmas party last night! It was a great party with... some lengthy speeches. Aimee called her husband "boo" for a while and greatly regrets it today. Shawn's kids finally broke their tie and a winner was been crowned in Lock Of The Week! And the name of today's show is finally coming from Aimee. Aimee just didn't know it.
Considering we are giving away tickets to Jonas Brothers for their shows on President's Day Weekend, and considering Aimee sucks at history, we decided to torture her in Google Predicts today! Plus, we are trying to figure out which musicians are cancelled and we shouldn't listen to anymore. Aimee and Shawn's algorithm knows too much about them, and we call Dial-A-Carol and get coal.
Shawn got a new automated litter box to replace his last automated litter box because he'll expound any amount of effort to be lazy. Aimee tried to have a perfect family moment, and it wasn't as easy as you'd think. Plus we call Dial-A-Carol again to get another Christmas classic sung for us and... it didn't go as smoothly as yesterday. And the show took a gut punch as we learn of the suicide of DJ tWitch from "Ellen".
Aimee's back from her brief sickness... and she has a brilliant idea! Fight inflation...with chickens! What?! Plus. Shawn has had to answer some pretty tough questions from his kids lately. And we call the Dial-A-Carol Hotline and get in the spirit of the season.
Aimee was out sick today, so Sammi sat in! Be careful where she sits though. She just started taking drops she saw on TikTok that could have her passing parasites. Um. Yuck. Plus last weekend was the end of Lock Of The Week! Or was it?! And for many of us, the holidays bring plenty of drama. Who brings the arguing to your dinner table every year?
It's the end of the week and Aimee's a bit envious of her husband, who seems to get to experience all the fun conversations with her son Jayden. Plus, Shawn's kids are tied going into the final week of "Lock Of The Week"... who will take home the championship!? And Aimee delivers what could be the most depressing Aimee's Update yet.
Liberace is FINALLY getting his own road in the valley. Which other Las Vegas celeb should get the road treatment? Plus what did the dinosaurs say before the meteorite wiped them out?! Plus, Aimee's headphones didn't work for most of the show - so this is your chance to hear more of today's show than she did!
We had Aimee for most of the show today, but she was a ball of stress waiting for her son's national youth football game in Florida to start! We talked about the "Al Bundy" story that we have from our childhood sports lives. Plus, Aimee nearly took out someone with her car! Woof.
Shawn recently sent Colin off to a school event with $10... and somehow he returned with MORE. How?! Plus Aimee hates having to buy gifts for her husband as it's virtually impossible. And do you call Las Vegas "Sin City"?
Back from the weekend and MAN did Shawn have a challenge on his hands as one kid at his son's birthday lost it. Meanwhile, Aimee was busy getting mom-shamed on Instagram for something her kid did at Target. Plus in the Lock Of The Week, will Aimee close the gap with Shawn's kids in football picks? And the pair try Pepsi and Milk. Why? We don't know.
We finally made it to another Friday! Both Aimee and Shawn are obsessed with the TJ Holmes and Amy Robach love affair from GMA... they were on TV yesterday and we couldn't help but laugh at how they started the show. Shawn had to confront his wife over how many Christmas events she wants to go to this year... it's an unhealthy amount. And Aimee's back at the sportsbook trying to score a win against Shawn's 4 and 6 year olds in Lock Of The Week!
Shawn's back from fighting a bug that went through his family (and every orifice)... Aimee's husband really jacked up her son's hair... Shawn spent some of his time off doing some digital house cleaning... and our listener Larry has a complaint.
The pair are back from Thanksgiving break and let's just say Shawn didn't unwind. His flight back to Vegas became a nightmare. Aimee, on the other hand, was smart and stayed in town for turkey day. Plus it's Cyber Monday and did you know there's an easy way to see if that "deal" is a steal or a scam?
It's the last show before Thanksgiving break... and we have five lucky contestants that get to cram their hands into a turkey's rear to try and win the most coveted tickets of 2023!
Aimee's husband makes a good point. What is with white people and casseroles?! Plus both Aimee and Shawn got a chance to check out Adele's long awaited show at Caesar's Palace and it was well worth the wait. Oh, and Aimee is once again getting drubbed by children in NFL bets.
Shawn is absolutely LIVID at CCSD for what they are making the graduates of a local middle school do years after they graduated. Plus, Dwight the poll worker has a new job in AI Story Time. Will Aimee catch up to Shawn's kids in Lock Of The Week? And we give away our last win-them-you-can't-buy-them tickets to Taylor Swift!
Aimee and Shawn have differing opinions when it comes to "location tracking" your significant other. Aimee really wants to know where her hubby is, and he's not having it. Listeners weigh in! Plus more lucky winners get to see Taylor Swift! And when is it OK for parents to "take a break"?!
Everyone is using us for our Taylor Swift tickets, and we're OK with that. Especially considering how hard it was for everyone to get in and actually buy them yesterday! We talk about the hellscape that is trying to buy super in-demand things online. Plus will Aimee stay strong when it comes to her crying kid in the toy aisle at Walmart?
Aimee's dog keeps eating her human food. Aimee couldn't watch "Yellowstone" on streaming because of reasons. Aimee's... having herself a day! Plus one of the most dramatic Radio Roulettes ever!
We had a HUGE CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT today... and we just weren't ready for it. Plus... have you ever had an at-work food thief?! We thought we might at VGS... and will Aimee redeem herself and close the gap between Shawn's kids in football picks?
It was a loopy show today. Google Predicts introduced us to Monique, who works at a limo company that seems to have the world's shortest limos. Plus what is with the spousal one-upmanship where one spouse has to "me too" the other when it comes to feeling tired, feeling sick, etc? And a man sinks the world's longest cornhole shot and it's the proudest moment of this married father's life!
It was a slightly abridged show today, as the two had to head to Channel 13 to film something. THAT SAID! Aimee ONCE AGAIN lost to children in football picks. Shawn witnessed one of the worst drivers he had ever seen, and what are you to do for a date night when everything is so expensive?! The show's title is an idea.
It's the end of what felt like a really fast week! We stumbled across a surprisingly sad fact in Google Predicts. "How Do I Get My Dad To..." gets totally different results than "How Do I Get My Mom To...," CMON DADS! Plus, Aimee hit the snooze one too many times this morning, and will Shawn's kids continue to thrash Aimee in football betting?
Shawn bumped into someone that blocked him on Twitter yesterday and it turns out he's not the only person to be blocked for petty reasons. Plus Aimee's kid is trying to say... well... something?! We figure it out with help from listeners.
Shawn is still harboring anger after dealing with terrible traffic around Allegiant Stadium last night for the Elton John show. Aimee gives him no sympathy. Meanwhile, she's given a terrible choice: hold a snake or touch mayo. If she had to tackle her worst fears, which would it be? And we all used to do things when we were younger that we'd never let our kids do today! What's yours?
Twas the morning after Halloween, and all through the house, were the wrappers of your kids candy you've eaten, that you'll blame on a mouse.
Aimee+Shawn talk about the aftermath of Halloween. Aimee's oldest couldn't go out with friends. Shawn and his family locked themselves out of their house. Fun.
Plus do you reach for the medicine cabinet a lot? Neither Aimee and Shawn do, and both reach for something else instead. No, not booze. OK, maybe a little. Oh, and we played a ton of games for some awesome prizes!
It's HALLOWEEN! Aimee finally got a costume for her youngest, Shawn carved a couple pumpkins, and we are in the spirit! We invited Mystic Mona to come in and do some readings for our listeners. We absolutely love her. Plus, we played a brand new game: Wino Or Why Nope! We have tickets to Lee's Discount Liquor Wine Experience all this week, and to win passes all you have to do is figure out if the crazy name we give you is an actual wine, or did we make it up?
It's FRIDAY! It's NEVADA DAY! Fresh off judging a costume contest last night, Aimee+Shawn are going into the weekend with laughs. At the contest, Aimee was stopped and asked about her nose ring by a contestant. Aimee explained she got it at 31 for her "mid-life crisis". The woman warned her she has a real mid-life crisis coming, and Aimee's worried it could be now.
Plus Shawn is SO SICK of getting political mailers. After two weeks of not checking the mailbox, guess how many mailers he got and you'll win tickets. Why? Because it's Friday and we can.
Did you know there is a ghost at a pub in the UK that's a wine snob? Supposedly there is. Plus, if you remember the story about the girl arrested at Reid International for drinking and dashing (she was arrested for being pretty she says)... well that story took a tragic turn. We look at Spirit Halloween costume memes and Aimee and Shawn try their hand at some... and we talk with Mystic Mona about tonight's Night Of The Witches costume contest!
It's the triumphant return of AIMEE! Back after several days off and missing out on the concert of the year after getting "blown out" of When We Were Young. We get a recap on her disappointing but fun weekend. Plus, why is it that EVERYONE'S KID is getting sick right now?! There's a new push to ban "right on red" in the valley, and Shawn wants to add another new driving law to the list. Plus we play Bull Or Bologna and Google Predicts!
It's the last day with Sammi filling in! Aimee returns tomorrow!
Shawn bumped into someone who was sick and tired of their job yesterday, and Shawn was the beneficiary! Plus we play Bull Or Bologna for tickets to PBR, Google Predicts for Bruno Mars passes and talk about the Vegas phenomenon of "staying in your quadrant".
Aimee is still off (she gets back Wednesday) but Sammi sat in with Shawn and they talked about a bunch! Shawn got a first hand look at how emo Sahara became after Saturday's When We Were Young was canceled across the street. Sammi flat out believes the ghosts of her grandparents are in her house. Plus, we play "Bull Or Bologna" for a shot at PBR Tickets!
Aimee very wisely took a few days off around the weekend, so our afternoon host Sammi joined Shawn for some fun! October 21st is "Back To The Future" Day and we celebrated by letting all losers on the show go "back in time" and right their wrongs to win! Plus, AI Story Time tells the tale of a listener who couldn't stand Shawn inventing time travel to stop him from being born! Plus, what does a grown person without kids wear for Halloween anyways?!
Every show that goes by, we learn that Aimee probably has outstanding warrants. She knowingly let her kids steal pumpkins from the pumpkin patch! Plus, what the heck are you supposed to do with a 20 year old visiting Las Vegas? And do you sell your stuff or just resign to the fact that you're bringing it to Goodwill?
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Aimee and Shawn have both had trouble waiting in line for the kiddie train at Halloween events. Aimee decided to fight back, Shawn decided to avoid a slugfest. Plus we play "You Blew It For Everyone!"... the last two days, everyone got their questions correct. Will Mike, Katie and Paula be as lucky? Plus, Shawn's youngest said something that made him melt yesterday.
Shawn had his first meeting with Colin's kindergarten teacher. Did he make the grade? Plus, how did Aimee ruin the Christmas of a young girl? Our listener Robert got saved by Aimee's big heart, and PUNS!
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Over the weekend, Shawn's 4 year old son Mario not only made Shawn feel like a million bucks, but could have made a million bucks picking a massive upset in the NFL and beating Aimee in the process. Aimee did what she had to do to survive and had her son pee on a bush in Downtown Summerlin so they didn't miss the parade. Plus a terrible, awful, no good pun!
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It was a wild show! Shawn's 4 and 5 year old are now joining Aimee in becoming degenerate sports gamblers, Aimee had a rough start to Google Predicts, we learned that Devante Adams saves the world in "AI Story Time" and wait until the end of the show because, after 77 shows, magic!
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Today on the show... you know how if you have more than two cats you are officially in "crazy cat lady" territory? Aimee's a Crazy Pumpkin Lady. Plus we are sick of hearing some common sayings, and it turns out you are too. Shawn showed off his stupid Golden Knights dance he does at games. Aimee was nearly taken out by Secret Service. And our co-worker Slone's burgeoning career was led astray.
Today on the show, we admitted that we lie to our kids, we yell at fellow parents at our kids games, we hate certain drivers in Vegas, and we find it impossible to buy clothes online! So, in other words, a really positive show!
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13:09 - Shawn is trying to rid his house of so many mugs!
22:17 - We play Google Predicts for Katy Perry tickets!
25:37 - Remembering the scary movies that scarred us for life.
30:50 - Aimee dumped "Rogue Nation" for a Chevy Equinox. What should she name her new crew?
32:19 - We play Radio Roulette for Katy Perry Tickets!
43:41 - Blink-182 are reuniting and we are SO EXCITED!
50:13 - Is Shawn's 4-year-old drinking from a baby bottle or a sippy cup?!
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