BJ's birthday was on Sunday and he only got one gift. He also cleaned out a closet and has a bunch of clothes he is going to donate. He wants to know what kind of tax write off he can get. A Tampa Bay Rays Player had about a half million in jewelry stolen out of his Rolls Royce. Including a custom Tom and Jerry chain. Its Shark Week! Coincidentally there is a story about a woman being impaled by a 100 LB sail fish. Representative Jason Crow says your DNA can be weaponized. Jamie's friend use to live on a hill over looking a rehab facility. Jamie's friend had a lot of parties and felt bad for the people in the facility having to be near the party house. Russell Wilson has shoes that say Super Bowl #4 Coming. BJ thinks he's being a little too cocky. Someone on Word of Mouth was looking for a recommendation for a doctor who performs vasectomies. BJ thinks the people who play violins out in front of stores are actually playing the violins.