Every word of this episode of Long in the Boot is true. There will be no falsehoods found here. Rest assured that your intrepid hosts will leave no stone unturned while searching for the meaning of truth. We can absolutely assure the listeners that every word is absolutely true. You have our word as the hosts of the most successful podcast in human history, that every bit of this episode was researched and vetted by two dogs and  crack team of qualified soothsayers, fortunetellers, and prognosticators in order to satisfy the most discerning listener!