Quickies With Kyle: Recent Episodes
Kyle Souza
Laughing every day helps us stay sane - and hopefully this can make you laugh, or at least think about maybe smiling...
Just a quick bit (usually less than thirty seconds); something nominally entertaining about family, work life, society, etc.
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He said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.
Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.
Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.
If you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.
I want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a podcast, NOTHING ELSE.
You ever tell a waiter "You too!" when they tell you to enjoy your food? It's kind of like that.
If it looks like a trash bag full of trash you're going to have a hard time remembering that it's not.
Hey guys, it's not up to you if a woman is comfortable around you, especially if she has to bare her chest.
If you don't get mad at me for not knowing sports I won't get mad at you for not knowing sci-fi.
I'd get grounded from everything as a kid, and I mean everything - like jelly on toast; yep, I got grounded from putting jelly on toast...
My daughters have very different priorities, as exemplified by how they spend their money.
What's the worst that could happen? So pretty bad stuff, worse than you could imagine, that's what.
I never learned how to sneeze right. You wouldn't think that was something you had to learn, but apparently you do...
My coworkers are all like "Oh, I wish I could make it in today, but I can't leave my house because of the water on the roads." Right...
When it comes to being happy you can either maintain your high standards or compromise. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.
Have any skills you wish you didn't? For example, I'm really good at misplacing stuff...
Maybe I've seen too many Criminal Mind's episodes, but this raises some red flags:
SWM, 50s, LF SWF/SHF, early 20s, w/o family who likes to travel
While watching the animated Beauty & the Beast I realized my daughter could handle men.
Be honest about why you like something - I think about 95% of GOT fans are being honest.
Stop calling it an acquired taste - it tastes bad and you're willing to put up with it, that's it.
Stuck between parents that didn't believe what I said about the teacher, and a teacher that didn't believe what I said about my parents; all because of two stupid folders!
When I make a joke, often I am the joke. Something I do, or did; some part of who I am - if it gets a laugh I'm happy with it.
Guys, everybody, but especially the men - you should enjoy romantic entertainment. I love love stories!
Oh man, remember that movie "Little Monsters" with Fred Savage and Howie Mandel? It was awesome! If you haven't seen it, or haven't seen it in a while, then you should try to see it.
So, there was a hair in my pizza - and I still tipped well. Why? Was it the server's fault? Was the whole experience terrible? Is that the worst thing that could happen? No, don't be a jerk, tip.
Do you ever get busy? I don't mean being overwhelmed, that'd be bad - I mean where you're going and going and when you take a break you realize you didn't have a moment of boredom, laziness, or apathy. That's a good kind of busy.
Alice Cooper, at age 69, has released a new album, Paranormal! Check it out for some good music: http://amzn.to/2vPMJz3
I got a box form the first shipment of the new DC subscription box from Culture Fly - World's Finest: The Collection... AND I AM STOKED!!!!
AMC has a free digital comic for "Into the badlands" available on their website! it is pretty cool, imo. http://www.amc.com/shows/into-the-badlands/exclusives/digital-comic
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Got something weighing on you? Having thoughts that just won't quit? Know there's something you should do but are putting it off? A feeling you can't shake? TAKE ACTION!!
When you are waiting for an elevator, take a step backwards away from the door so that anyone on the elevator can get off of it before you get on. When you rush on before someone can get off it is not only inconvenient, but actually takes more time for the transaction to occur, not only negating your rush, but also giving the opposite effect - it is in your selfish interest to be polite and give people room.