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Marty and Michael

The first podcast of the comedy duo Marty and Michael.

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We prank a post office by screaming for help while on the phone to them.

We announced the date for the podcast live show.

Michael cheats during this weeks Matt vs Michael.

Matt tell's a story about an embarrassing moment he had with his mum

and Matt tries to profit off of one of his matches during the tinder adventures.

S**t Talk 0:00 - 9:56

Prank Call 9:57 - 16:15

Sponsors 16:16 - 24:14

Bong Break 24:15 - 24:29

Matt vs Michael 24:30 - 34:40

Tinder Adventures 34:41 - 44:17

Q&A/confessions 44:18 - 1:12:30

P.O Box 1:12:31 - 1:18:01

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In this week's podcast, we welcome comedian Sam Tallent and convince him that Matt can't walk. His reaction is hilarious.

In this week's "Matt vs. Michael", the boys are faced with the challenge of who is the better freestyle rapper.

In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures", Matt is very confrontational and forward with his girls, causing them to unmatch him.

In this week's "Sticker Segment," Matt has his hand forced, where he has to respond to the hate he gets for the way he is aligning his stickers.

In this week's episode, we bring back the heavily sought-after "Q&A" segment, where the boys have to discuss their very concerning parenting styles and high school memories.

In this week's prank call, Daren tries to sell a stolen bike to a dealership. The dealership's response is shocking.

Sht Talk: 0:00-4:50 News From Around The World: 4:51-6:25 Content Update: 6:26-8:42 Sticker Segment: 8:43-11:03 Sponsors: 11:04-14:48 Bng Break: 14:49-15:04 Sam Tallent: 15:05-50:00 Bng Break: 50:01-50:17 Matt Vs Michael: 50:18-1:02:59 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 1:03:00-1:13:15 P.O Box: 1:13:16-1:16:13 Bng Break: 1:16:14-1:16:28 Q&A: 1:16:29-1:32:23 Prank call:1:32:24-1:42:48 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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This week on the podcast we give our tribute to Bosley (Marty’s dog)

We receive one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen from the P.O box.

This week’s Matt vs Michael tests the boys debating ability.

On Matt’s tinder adventures, a previous match returns with some nasty things to say.

We discuss grossing out our partners and sh*t stories.

And for the prank call we get James to lie to Lacci.

Sht Talk: 0:00-9:33 Sponsors: 9:34-21:54 Bng Break: 22:53-23:08 Matt Vs Michael: 23:09-25:41 Matt’s Tinder Adventure: 36:09-46:46 B*ng Break: 46:46-47:02 Tales Of Bethlehem: 47:03-56:56 P.O Box: 58:09-1:05:55 Lie To Lachy: 1:05:56:1:09:46 --

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This week, we welcome Blake Melbourne to the podcast.

In this week's "Sh*t Talk," Blake tells us about his upcoming plans with social media and his plans to create a cookbook.

In this week's "Stories with Blake", Blake tells us about his bender stories, and we share some of our own with Blake...We have very different bender stories.

In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys have to test their reflexes when they are faced with the challenge of who can build a cup tower the fastest.

In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures", Matt has a few confident girls message him first, but in the Browns usual fashion, he scares them away.

In this week's "Prank Call," Darren calls an adult store, claiming that one of their devices has gotten stuck in Darren’s girlfriend. The call comes to a shocking end as Darren cannot control his anger.

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Sht Talk: 0:00-4:57 Weekend stories 4:58-15:16 Sht Talk 2: 15:17-17:02 Sponsors: 17:03-25:00 Q&A Dancing: 25:01-25:34 Bong Break: 25:35-25:51 Matt Vs Michael: 25:52-34:41 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 34:42-49:43 Lie To Jackson: 49:44-51:22 P.O Box: 51:23-55:15 Tales From Bethlehem: 55:16-1:01:00 Prank Call: 1:01:01-1:07:26 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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This week on the podcast, Margaret makes a return for the prank call.

Matt convinces a girl to do a dangerous act with him in the tinder segment.

In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys ability at making sounds.

And we get something very disgusting in the P.O Box

Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 15:23

Sponsors 15:24 - 23:31

Bong Break 23:32 - 23:48

Matt vs Michael 23:49 - 37:30

Bong Break 37:31 - 37:46

Matt’s Tinder Adventures 37:47 - 50:35

Lying/Screaming Segment 50:36 - 54:15

P.O Box 54:16 - 57:48

Prank Call 57:49 - 1:04:26

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In this week's Tales from Bethlehem, we relive our old bender stories of Michael's past out moments.

In this week's episode, Matt has injured his knee and may need surgery; he’s currently immobile in a wheelchair. It’s unfortunate but extremely funny.   In this week's weekend stories, we get to hear about Matt’s lonely weekend, which he is extremely proud of as usual.   In this week's Matt vs Michael, the boys go head-to-head in a beatboxing battle to figure out who is the better beatboxer.   In This week’s Tinder adventures, we discover Matt has a deep inner hatred towards his grandfather, which causes an unfortunate strain on the relationship he is pursuing.   This week's prank call Marty presents himself as a German man who can’t speak English and needs help from Michael to translate his order while progressively getting more angry and excited.   On a more serious note, please consider donating to Shane Meyer’s Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/f/u985r-please-help-us-with-a-new-roof -- Sht Talk: 0:00-4:57 Weekend stories 4:58-15:16 Sht Talk 2: 15:17-17:02 Sponsors: 17:03-25:00 Q&A Dancing: 25:01-25:34 Bong Break: 25:35-25:51 Matt Vs Michael: 25:52-34:41 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 34:42-49:43 Lie To Jackson: 49:44-51:22 P.O Box: 51:23-55:15 Tales From Bethlehem: 55:16-1:01:00 Prank Call: 1:01:01-1:07:26 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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In this weeks episode Marty got some scary news while using Matts tinder account.

Margaret makes a come back in this weeks prank call, where she complains about the neighbours dog to the city council.

In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys movie knowledge to see who is better at movie character impressions.

In this weeks lying segment, we lye to Julian where he reveals how far he’d go for content.

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Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 10:51

Bong Break 10:52 - 11:08

Matt’s Weekend 11:09 - 13:26

Sponsors 13:27 - 21:36

Bong Break 21:37 - 21:52

Matts Real Weekend 21:53 - 26:09

Tinder Adventures 26:10 - 46:31

Matt vs Michael 46:32 - 58:19

Lying Segment 58:20 - 1:02:56

Bong Break 1:02:57 - 1:03:13

P.O Box 1:03:14 - 1:05:47

Prank Call 1:05:48 - 1:18:17

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In this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!.

This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt from someone he hasn't spoken to in a very long time. Hearing their friendly voice makes Matt's crippling anxiety flare up. 

In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the task of drawing a picture for Marty. Michael takes a very friendly approach, but Matt takes it a bit too far as usual. 

In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," we get some promising starting conversations, leaving Matt hopeful he will find his special Mrs. Brown. 

This week we bring back the well-loved "German Or Gibberish," with the game coming to a very close ending.

In this week's prank call, we are introduced to a new character, A very "true blue" Aussie who wants to get his son tutoring lessons.

Sht Talk: 0:00-10:10 Sponsors: 10:11-16:42 Sht Talk: 16:43-20:55 German Or Gibberish: 20:56-27:55 Matt Vs Michael: 27:56-33:22 Matt’s Surprise Phone Call: 33:23-36:12 Bong Break: 36:13-36:55 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 36:56-50: 15 Screaming Segment: 50:16-51:25 P.O Box: 51:26:55:41 Bong Break: 55:42-55:58 Prank Call: 55:59-1:04:07 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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Marty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret.

In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock.

In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds.

In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his intense language.

This week's Michael's movie review reveals his hatred for a beloved old film.

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Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 13:23

Ads 13:24 - 18:25

Matt’s black book 18:26 - 25:06

Matt vs Michael 25:07 - 31:57

Bong Break 31:58 - 32:13

Matt’s Tinder Adventures 32:14 - 49:25

Bong Break 49:26 - 49:43

Q&A 49:44 - 1:02:44

Lying Segment 1:02:45 - 1:08:04

Bong Break 1:08:05 - 1:08:21

Marty’s Phone call 1:08:22 - 1:11:59

Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:12:00 - 1:24:32

Prank Call 1:24:33 - 1:35:11

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We welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up!

In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, we find Matt’s dream girl willing to tolerate Matt’s wildest fantasies and outrageous comments.

Matt vs. Michael comes to an unexpected end, with the boys given the challenge to try to make each other laugh.

In This week's Q&A, we uncover a shocking part of the boys adolescent years as they reflect on all the mischievous they have caused.

In this week's prank call, Ronda attempts to get a refund for a bottle of wine that didn’t suit her palate after finishing the entire bottle.

Sht talk: 0:00-14:55 Sponsors: 14:56-24:39 Paulie and Floppa: 24:40-34:51 Bali stories: 34:52-43:25 Paulie and Floppa Sht talk: 43:28-52:49 Floppa Vs mince bottle: 52:50-56:57 Paulie and Floppa’s present: 56:58-1:03:00 Matt vs Michael: 1:03:01-1:08:35 Matt’s tinder adventures: 1:08:36-1:23:31 Q&A: 1:23:32-1:48:29 P.O Box: 1:48:30-1:55:10 Prank call: 1:55:11-2:01:54 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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We get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died.

In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter. 

In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win. 

In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too much about Matt to a girl - making Matt furious.

This week's Michael's movie review turns out to be one of his most positive.

And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a lady selling puppies to see if he can buy one for his family to eat.

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S**t Talk 0:00 - 3:14

Ads 3:15 - 9:23

Bong Break 9:24 - 9:40

Cracker Milk 9:41 - 34:47

Bong Break 34:48 - 35:03

Cracker Milk 35:04 - 37:00

Matt vs Michael 37:01 - 45:12

Tinder Adventures 45:13 - 57:38

Q&A 57:40 - 1:12:00

Bong Break 1:12:01 - 1:12:16

Movie/Website Review 1:12:17 - 1:22:53

Prank Call 1:22:54 - 1:27:24

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Special guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sht he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding.   In this week's sht talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had…   In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close game?   In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, the girls are getting tired of Matt’s hard-to-get attitude, leaving Matt uncertain if he will ever find his true love.   This week's Michael's movie review takes an unprecedented twist, leaving Matt furious with Michael.   And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a longtime retired babysitter, trying to convince her to look after his misbehaving child. -- sh*t talk 0:00-3:52 Matt’s terrible weekend: 3:53-6:44 Sponsors: 6:45-12:55 Jackson’s America stories: 12:56-42:10 Matt vs Michael: 42:11-50:08 Matt’s tinder adventure 50:09-1:00:31 Q&A: 1:00:32-1:16:13 Michael’s Movie Review: 1:16:13-1:21:53 P.O Box: 1:21:54-1:23:57 Prank Call: 1:23:58-1:28:33 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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Marty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight. 

Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever. 

We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear!

Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Will Michael move further ahead or will the brown turtle continue to claw his way back?

We gift the Brown a brand new chair! 

Marty lines up a date for Matt on Matt’s Tinder Adventures. Will the Brown go on the date or will he be alone for life? 

Michael confronts Matt about yet another sh*t movie in “Michael’s Movie Reviews”. 

And, in this week’s prank call, Arnold Feine calls a few butcher’s trying to sell his world class pigs. 

— Intro 0:00 - 16:29 Ads 16:30 - 22:25 Matt’s Diary Entry 22:26 - 28:35 Matt & James Hiking Story 28:36 - 37:21 Matt vs Michael 37:22 - 56:04 Bong Break 56:05 - 56:20 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 56:21 - 1:09:56 Bong Break 1:09:57 - 1:10:13 Q&A 1:10:14 - 1:27:46 Movie Reviews 1:27:47 - 1:36:17 P.O Box 1:36:18 - 1:43:04 Bong Break 1:43:05 - 1:43:21 Prank Call 1:43:22 - 1:48:32 Matt’s New Chair 1:48:33 - 1:51:22 --

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This is it! Our first EVER live show! In this episode, we film our podcast in front an audience of 200+ legends! Shooter Williamson comes on as a guest and we hear some of his best bender stories. We conclude some of our best segments this year including the lying segment, The Little Black Book and The Bachelor Brown segment where we have live finalists and Matt makes a romantic choice that shocked our viewers... We finish off with a 2x prank calls live! Don't miss this one!


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We address the backlash from our viral speed camera video! We talk about last weekend - one of the messiest nights of our lives! The little black book details a throwback have with one of Matt’s nastiest haves. For a chance to win $500, a called must win a game of 2 truths, 1 lie with us. Finally an Arnold Feine prank call where he tried to book a table for his 40kg pet pig.

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Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gripping his toy baby. Our partner's talk about what it's like being with us and we read out our first ever texts to each other. You can also enjoy all the classics. Marty's diary, Michael's Bible, Matt Brown's Little Black Book and a cheeky prank call from Arnold Feine who calls a vegan restaurant and tries to sell them his pet pig. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual

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We welcome Blake and Paulie from the Uncut Crew and they share the most horrific story we've ever heard... Matt has a live guest for the Bachelor Brown segment and big brown sparks fly! We lie to Greg Smith with hilarious results. Darren tries to steal a car in the prank call. We introduce a new segment! "Can-fessions". Where our listeners tell us some of their darkest confessions that they would never tell their mothers... Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our segment “Canfessions” is proudly sponsored by Mother Energy Drink: https://www.motherenergydrink.com/en-au/

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One of the best prank calls of the season! Darren calls a security company for validation after he has broken into a house. We then call the same security officer as the police to see if he will dob Darren in!

We also have James on as a guest and we reminisce about some of our favourite bender stories!

Matt Brown's Little Black Book chronicles his experience with Jeffrey Dahmer as a mysterious character lurks in the background...

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We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job. The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concerned for our safety. Marty's diary tells the story of him trying to stab an ice-cream salesman as a child while Michael's bible questions a question that has plagued humanity for many moons. The little black book details Matt's sensual experience with a very very infamous 'have' and we get a beautiful delivery via the PO Box. And, for the Prank Call, Margaret 'The Screaming Lady' really struggles to control her outbursts as she discusses the birds that keep swooping her son.

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Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t! We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brown instantly stands to attention! We have Marty's diary, Michael's bible and another horrific entry from Matt Brown's little black book. Finally, Arnold Feine calls Qantas to try and organise a plane ticket for his pet pig.

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We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined.  We confront Matt about his claim that he has lost the c*m bottle Listen to Marty’s diary and Michael’s bible before hearing about Matt’s terrifying, intimate experience with a woman with three missing limbs.  The lying segment reaches a whole new level with TWO victims falling for a beautiful lie. And, of course, we have a prank call from our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren who confronts a bottle shop about his missing beers.

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What an episode for you rings! We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat. Matt Brown gets back on the horse both in the Little Black Book and Bachelor Brown. And, for the prank call, Arnold Feine organises his son's birthday party an McDonalds. Can his pig come?

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Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever. Michael lists reveals his list of movies that, according to him, no one should like! And, of course, a classic prank call from Dakohtah - everyone's favourite Karen.

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What an episode we have for you ringworms! It's Episode 30 so that means a new chair for the brown! This chair was sent all the way from some legend listeners in Switzerland. And Brown HATES it. They also sent some other goodies that was inspected by the Australian Government... Matthew Brown has a romantic date with another Bachelor Brown contestant and we have a prank call from screaming lady "Margaret" who is trying to organise a school tour for her son, Bront.

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We welcome the Misfit Minds boys and have them spin a beautiful lie to Lacci. The screaming segment is beautiful yet again as we have a very confused woman. The final hell-saga Little Black Book episode reveals whether Matthew Brown will live or die. And of course all the classics, including an Arnold Feine prank call.

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This week, we have another great lie for Lacci! Will he fall for it again?

In the prank call, our favourite yobbo, Darren, applies for work after just getting out of jail.

We also have our best screaming segment yet, on this day, little black book and lots of giggles with the boys.

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We Lie To Lacci about his beloved car being stolen and Matthew Brown talks to a potential have that lives just around the corner! Also enjoy the long awaited return of Marty's diary! We also hear about Seal's facial scarring in 'On This Day' before hearing the next instalment of Little Black Book where Matt Brown is still in hell. Enjoy all the classics too! Sh*t talk, question time and a prank call from our favourite crazy lady, Margaret.

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What an action packed episode! We have an edge of your seat 'Lie To Lacci' segment as we organise someone VERY close to him to deceive him deeply. We also have our friend and OnlyFans star Isla O'Doherty come to surprise Matt for the Bachelor Brown segment. Our best mate and employee, James, comes on as a guest to tell some old stories about our younger days. Finally, our favourite yobo, "Darren" calls an unsuspecting lady demanding that she acts as a reference on his resume.

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We surprise Matt with one of the sexiest strippers in Brisbane! His reaction is very entertaining. The Lie to Lacci segment continues to get more intricate, complex and very very successful. We also hear about Matt Brown's trip to hell in Little Black Book, open a mystery package in the PO Box segment and Arnold Feine calls a restaurant trying to book a table for him and his pet pig. Hoorah!

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What an episode we have for you! The Little Black Book details Matt Brown's attack to become his family's primary haver... It's a very dark tale. The 'Lie To Lacci' segment keeps going from strength to strength as we get Lacci WORSE THAN EVER. The trust we built with him over years of friendship is well and truly destroyed. Enjoy the classics too. On this day, sh*t talk and a prank call where Margaret tries to find a personal for her son, Bront.

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We recruit Julian to 'Lie To Lacci' in a segment that is getting more and more complicated. Before hearing another disgusting instalment of Matt Brown's little black book, we learn a dark secret from Kanye West's past. We also have the classics, sh*t talk, question time, screaming segment and a prank call where the person we call is genuinely concerned for our safety.

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Special guests! Jayden and Austen from the Uncut Crew. We hear about some of their crazy party stories and we ask/force them to lie to Lacci for us with great, great success. Also, enjoy the classics. We have On This Day, Michael's Bible, Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown and prank calls from both Margaret and Arnold Feine. Fully Actual Tik Tok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSR8k7KSS/

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Michael has some news that he refused to share with the boys until they were live on the podcast! Also, Marty fills everyone in about his gastro week from hell.Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And it is sicker than ever. Speaking of Matthew Brown, we have another Bachelor Brown contestant that gets his brown heart racing. A little hint... she's been on before.We also have 'on this day', the screaming segment, lie to Lacci and a prank call from Darren who left his 'gear' in a taxi.

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Bachelor Brown meets a new contestant that promises a sensual kiss on the first date! As long as his hygiene is up to scratch... Which is ironic considering Matt plays with Michael's phlegm during this podcast. We also reveal Matt's new chair, have a new record on the screaming prank call segment and hear an 'On This Day...' about the epic battle between shoulders and knees. Finally, Marty prank calls a hotel as our favourite alcoholic, Rhondahh, claiming that she is lost in their hallways.

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What a stunning episode. We're all a bit down after Marty's engagement party on the weekend. Bachelor Brown returns and Matt even touched her butt during the date. Matts Black Book takes a strange turn, and we trial a new segment where call someone, and start screaming as loudly as we can. Then, Arnold Feine returns and has some complaints about the food at Coles making his pigs sick.

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Marty's farts are back! But... the boy's partners are in the room and farting in front of the girls feels weird. Pardon? You're right. We'll do it anyway.We tell the story of our red carpet event in Sydney and we have another revolting PO Box opening!Also, enjoy the classics! Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown, Question Time and Marty's b*tchy female character "Dakota" is back for a prank call.

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What an episode we have for you Rings!We hear a Little Black Book entry that may just be the most shocking yet! Then Mr Brown's emotions are thrown into overdrive when he meets the newest Bachelor Brown contestant. He falls in love, propositions her and gets hysterically angry in seconds...We have hilarious phone calls with our old boss, Greg and, of course, totally convince Lacci that multiple lies are true.Finally, one of our most disgusting PO Boxes yet and a Rondahh prank call for the ages!

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Lots of laughs on this week’s episode!A familiar face pops up to wreak havoc in this week’s Little Black Book episode and Matt works on a future have as he meets yet another Bachelor Brown contestant. We answer some cheeky questions from fans and Margaret returns for a prank call.

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Absolute classic episode for you legends this week! Arnold Feine returns for the prank call and his antics lead to a pretty beautiful episode of anger and hate from the man on the other end of the line! Also enjoy Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown's newest contestant and a lot of laughs in the Q&A!

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This week on the podcast, we lie to Lacci and Jackson falls for it too.We get an update about the c** bottle and also keep trying to convince Matt to try meth for $1000.We hear some juicy research in an ‘On This Day’ about Justin Timberlake before hearing how Matt Brown survived prison using his have-skills.Darren returns for a prank call and we meet a new Bachelor Brown contestant and it’s a SHE! ...or is it?

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What a beautiful episode. Matt Brown's Black Book takes a turn for the worse as he reveals trouble with police. Then a first, for Bachelor Brown we try our first ever guy to date Matt Brown. We also get some cool stuff in our PO Box, and prank call Shammis brother Jayden. Bosley even makes an appearance and joins us on the couch. Anyway, enjoy.

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Hello there. What a lovely episode we have for you. Michael forces Matthew Gregory Brown to reveal how much we would have to pay him to do a range of strange things. Including trying meth. Bachelor Brown, Matt's black book, and Arnold Feine returns with a fully prank call.

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This week's episode is so full of romance! The boy's girlfriends both come to watch the podcast live in the rat den.Bachelor Brown meets another contestant and they have some very common interests. Could it be love at first talk?We hear a Little Black Book entry that reveals a beautiful relationship the Brown had with a lucky, young lady. Unfortunately... their intimacy ruined everything. Finally, Rhondahh calls for help as she is stuck in an elevator.

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Our sweet Julian comes on to tell us stories of his cheeky Thailand trip. Also, one of our best PO Box openings to date - we get sent a bunch of insects and arachnids to munch on! Bachelor Brown continues as we have a new contestant that excites the brown right to his core. The Little Black Book details a 'have' that we all question whether it even is, indeed, a 'have' at all...And, of course, the classics, on this day, German or gibberish and Margaret returns for a cheeky prank call.

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Michael reveals a highlight from his holiday that includes a highly disrespectful act towards a duck. In "On This Day", Matt Brown finds an alarming fact about Graham Norton.The "Little Black Book" chronicles the story of the time that Matt Brown met his 'have'-match in a Kmart changing room.The most recent Bachelor Brown contestant signs up to Instagram JUST so she can woo the Brown. Finally, the boys try to convince our old boss that one of his employees is dead.

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On the most exciting segment of Bachelor Brown yet, Matt gives us an insight into a cheeky DATE he went on with one of the contestants! But just as his Little Brown quivers with anticipation, a NEW contestant may meet his mince!And for the prank call, Rhondahh is back!We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.

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Matt Brown talks about how bachelor brown segment is working and he's speaking to one of the ladies. We continue to give Matt the advice and help he needs in order to find a mate, as well as a new bachelor brown girl. We also answer hard hitting questions. Then for the prank call we call a massage place and accuse them of inappropriate behaviour with my husband.

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Our producer takes another leap of faith with his love life, where it looks like it might be his most eligible match yet! The little black book reveals one of the Little Brown's international have's and Darren calls a vet to have his dog put down because he can't find a dog sitter.

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Marty discusses the ingredients of his magic "love" medicine and the boys revisit the most messed up video they've ever done. Matt Brown bumbles his way through another Bachelor Brown date with the support (and desperation) of Marty & Michael before another romantic story of Little Brown's love making to an elderly grandma. Finally, enjoy a challenging episode of "German or Gibberish" and another prank phone call from our favourite alcoholic, Rhondahh.

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The boys celebrate Matthew Gregory Brown's birthday by giving him a new podcast chair and one other cheeky but useful gift. Bachelor Brown has an eventful date with another lucky lady and his Little Black Book details a truly disgusting sexual memory. Arnold Feine calls a pub to find his missing, sick wise and also, more importantly, Marty gets his test results back from his very scary health week.

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Hey guys, just a quick update video. We couldn't film last week as Marty was wearing 24 hour blood pressure monitors etc. We've had results from some of the tests come back since Michael and Matt recorded this and it was good signs, so podcast will definitely be back next week! See you dogs then.

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Our producer, Bachelor Brown, almost ruins another chance for love! We read another entry of Matt's Little Black book and it is truly, truly horrifying. We have someone familiar write in for relationship advice and Marty invents a new prank call character that may be his best!

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Matthew Gregory Brown has a phone date with a secret admirer, Michael suffers the effects of bong break and Darren calls McDonalds with a strange request. Also, Matt Brown's Little Black Book continues to disgust Marty & Michael...

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We're back for our best season yet. We have a new set, new segments, multiple angles, and the Brown is on screen now. We talk about our stories from our break, including a near death experience, and the Brown lends us his "little black book." And of course, a sickening prank call.

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Our first ever Christmas special and wow its good. Like I know we're awesome, but this episode is perfection. There's a fire, we give each other secret Santa gifts, and Michael does his first ever solo prank call! We're back on the 7th or 14th of February next year!

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It's the season finale! What a banger episode - we get Brandon Novak from Jackass on, as well as multiple prank calls. The diary entries also reach their crazy conclusion, as well as a cool PO Box. Its just an all round awesome episode ok?

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What an episode! We talk about our weekend at Jackson's crazy party, we talk about our trips to the hospital last week, and heaps of other great things. Then there's a beautiful prank call and a cute PO Box segment.

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One of our favourite episodes. Diary entries are reaching a peak, on this day is back, and we answer some great questions. Then we get some concerning PO Box letters but what appears to be a stalker. Then we finish with a great prank call where I pretend to be Michael's abusive house mate. It's just great, great to see.

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First of all, sorry about the audio in the first 5 mins and last 10 mins of the podcast. We made a mistake and we're sorry. Sorry? Anyway, other than that the episode is good. We answer some good questions, talk about some crazy nights out, and then a prank call where I tell the guy I have Tourettes and then proceed to swear and scream heaps. Enjoy!

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Our year long reach restriction on Facebook has finally ended, and we're very happy about it. Also Matt Brown thinks that this episodes prank call is our best episode yet. We also discuss Marty moving house, some old messed up stories from partying. It's an absolute banger episode hey. You're welcome.

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What a beautiful episode. We answer some hard hitting questions, we play some amazing farts sent in by you guys, and Marty attempts to get a job at Bunnings with his prank call. We really are very very the best. OK?

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Huge episode where we answer some hard hitting fan questions, listen to your farts, and then get sent some more messed up stuff in the PO Box. Then we prank call the city council and complain about ridiculous things. Its heaps good ok just trust me.

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Matt's diary entries become increasingly volatile, and we talk about how we had laxatives earlier in the day for a video. There's also a really cute prank call where I ask for some inappropriate stuff. It's a pretty good episode to be honest... hello? Is anyone there?

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We want you to record, and send in your fart audio to our instagram ok? This is a great episode, except that Julian is obsessed with Pokemon and Fortnite. There's a great prank call, and some funny little stories, and we're just the best. Like seriously, how are we this good it's weird.

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We finally did it, we started an onlyfans for our beautiful podcast. It's called "FullyActual." We also answer some hard hitting questions, and do a really cute prank call with all of Marty's characters.

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Man we are on fire this episode. We get asked some great questions where we give really funny answers to, and you guys send it some crazy secrets, then we finish by prank calling Julian and telling him we've got the brand deal of a life time.

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Wow, what a beautiful episode. There's some great questions, a wild fan secret, some intense diary entries, and a prank call where I call massage therapists wanting a happy ending. Enjoy this sickening episode.

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This week our producer's twin brother, Questin, comes on. He's weird, but he explains why. We also prank call Marty's fiancé. Plus heaps of other funny stuff - lots of laughing in this one haha! ... See?

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This week Marty's gas is back... its full gas! Our secrets segment is back, and we got a cheeky prank call with Arnold Feine.

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It's a strange episode this one. I accidentally poo while farting but we can't show much of it because our videos have started getting age restricted and we think it might be because of the gross things we do. We also get sent some more human remains by you guys, so cheers for that. Pretty good episode overall I reckon.

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Yeah that's right, someone sent us human teeth. Segment name changes are back and things get weird. We also prank call a clothes store and insinuate that we stole from them. It's good stuff, enjoy.

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What an incredible episode. We reveal a long kept secret, as well as some really intense diary entries from Matthew Brown, and we prank call an adult store complaining of faulty products. Wow. Just wow.

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What a lovely episode! Michael has decided that if this podcast gets 3000 likes, he will have a shot of the golly bottle next podcast. We talk about Matt's onlyfans, plus reveal that we have a massive secret we've been hiding from the public. Then in the prank call I call a cleaning company to come and clean up a murder scene.

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This week, Marty explains how difficult it was to organise his proposal and we interview Marty's fiancé about life with Marty. She was very nervous though so excuse her short responses she was close to panicking. There's also a heaps hot prank call.

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This week we fart into a megaphone, and it fully works. The questions we get asked also remind us of some old stories, and there's Arnold Feine prank call at the end ok?

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This is our 100th episode! It's got everything - diary entries, Arnold Feine Prank call, and an interview with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez because he's an absolute legend and we used to watch him as teenagers. So yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome.

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This week we do some crazy things hey... like it's just nuts. We attempt to prank call a sex worker and we also do some other things. Look I'm gonna be honest, I can't really remember what's in this episode I haven't had a chance to listen to it. Our editor said it was good though and he knows.

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This week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more graphic. Then we try and get a dog walker to walk our son and pig.

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Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more extreme so we give him a really cool present. We attempt to play a harmonica with fart, and Arnold Feine returns with a prank call to see if our Uber driver will take a massive pig to the butchers for me.

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This week we find our editor Julian's diary and read it out. We also get sent this weird letter in our PO Box and then I try and find a babysitter for my son but end up screaming at the babysitter I the prank call.

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What a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin and I pour it on Michael's head AND Michael even chews on some of it. Even while I'm writing this I can't believe how disgusting we are. We're sorry, but also, you're welcome. We truly are the best.

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This week we're a bit sick, but not a bad episode. We talk about how we used to prank our parents, decide on a new HUNT goal, message Schappelle Corby, and do a pretty unexpected prank call. Enjoy you freaks xx

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What a lovely episode this one is. We had to cut a lot of stuff out of this one we went a bit too dark. Matt Brown's diary entries continue to give us more insight into who he really is, and we prank call a therapist.

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What an episode! Michael attempts to poo his pants, and we come up with a theory on how to end world hunger. Then we prank call a pharmacy to try and get prescription drugs without a prescription.

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Shane Warne responds to us checking if he can still spin. We also talk about our issues with Tennis Australia, and get in a very abusive prank call. Enjoy!

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This week Marty saves his farts, and releases them throughout the podcast while trying to play the flute. It's pretty disgusting so yeah, sorry about that. There's also a lovely prank call and some other strange things.

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Yes, you read that correctly, someone sent us cum in the mail, and a ripped off toe nail. Michael also breaks the microphone and Matt Brown admits to sniffing shit. We are disgusting, enjoy.

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This week we discuss the time we got bashed and Michael couldn't eat for 2 months. Plus PO Un-boxing, German segment, and heaps of other things as well too and that.

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Julian tells a horrific child hood story, and we prank call a guy and demand sexual favours.

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This week Matt accidentally adds one of his diary entries to the on this days, and our followers send in some very concerning crimes they have committed. Plus the prank call this week is delicious.

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This week, we answer some hard hitting questions including what Marty would do without Michael, then we read some of the worst crimes our followers have done with some shocking results.Then Arnold Feine makes a return for the prank call. We're so good and funny it's so weird haha!

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It just so happens that today is Matt Brown's birthday, plus, our segment "The Hunt" is successful and we get a video from Andy from Hamish and Andy! German segment and much more wow what an episode.

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This week we attempt to play the recorder while farting... as well as the good old German sayings segment and a great little prank call. It's full hot hey.

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This week we update you guys on our progress in proving whether Hamish and Andy are holograms, as well as more of the famed "German Segment." We also try and get a job interview for our prank call and heaps of other funny things ok?

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We are finally back for season 3! We talk about our time off over the holidays, as well as talk about all the exciting stuff we have planned for 2021. There's also 2 new segments!!

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Its our season finale! It's a jam packed episode where we get our good mates Jackson O'Doherty and Lacci on for a chat, as well as eat some of the hottest chilli in the world, then "screaming guy" prank call makes a return! We will be. back with season 3 next year mid-February! Thanks to everyone for listening we fucking love you rings.

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We talk about our day in court, as well as a great podcast in general, we push the butcher to the very limits in this weeks prank call.

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This week we answer some hard hitting questions, Michael gets hair under his foreskin, and then we do a really good prank call... like seriously. It's good. Enjoy!

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This week we talk about some pretty messed up stuff... I don't really want to go into it because I feel a bit sick that we spoke about it but yeah, enjoy guys.

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This week we have a bit of a whinge about social media, and then we turn into disgusting animals and start fighting and throwing faeces at Matt. We also set that butcher up for a great prank call next week.

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This week we answer some great questions, talk about old brawls, and finish the episode off with a great prank call.

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This week we talk about Matt's kidney stones, plus we try a new segment where we say sentences that have never ever been said by another human before.

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We go into great detail about the stunt we pulled at the 202 AFL Grand Final

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Hey guys, a few of you are probably expecting us to mention the AFL pitch invading but we recorded this podcast last Tuesday so the AFL podcast will be out next week and we will talk about all of it. We're a bit grumpy at the start of this podcast, been a stressful time. Matt has haemorrhoids which is nice at least.

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Facebook doesn't want us on their platform anymore, and we introduce our new segment "secrets" where you guys send in your secrets and we read them. We're also legends, ok?

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This week we superglue our noses together, and we prank call Julian Telling him the RSPCA is after him. It's pretty awesome.

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This week we talk about Michael's broken rib, Julian tries to tell us a story but it ends up being way too fucked up, and we get a cool PO Box present and its just a great day ok?

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We're back you ringworms. We talk about our month off, and wow we have a crazy PO Box opening and the cringiest prank call we've done in a while.

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Hey guys - unfortunately we are taking a few weeks off of filming and taking a small break. We're very exhausted and its affecting our health. We love you guys though and weekly episodes will continue in 4 weeks!

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What a podcast this week you lucky ducks! Michael reveals a story Marty didn't know, and we have one of our best ever prank calls. Its fully actual. Enjoy!

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This week Matt finds us some incredible "on this day' facts, then I manage to trick Michael into supergluing his hands together. Plus the prank call is gold this week so have a cheeky listen. HA!

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This week we discuss embarrassing things like pissing the bed, and we have a thumb tack high five as well as a cute little prank call on Dominos. Enjoy Rings!

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This week we discuss why we hate our neighbour and why we have to move house, plus stories from our travels, near death experiences, and a really shit prank call.

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This week the "on this day" segment has some crazy information, and we get sent some cool stuff in our PO Box. Then we prank call Dominos and look I'm going to be honest... we were quite rude to them and we apologise. Sorry :(

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This week, we get sent some of the hottest chilli sauce I've ever tasted, and Michael attempts to taste sound by putting an airhorn into his mouth. The prank call is also pretty good theres a couple in there for you. Enjoy!

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Hey mate how are you? That's good. I'm well. Anyway, this week Marty accidentally poo's on Michael while trying to make a funny fart, and then we squeeze limes in our eyes. The prank call is pretty awesome too - we just prank some guy pretending to be police and that he's been driving unlicensed. Enjoy rings.

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This week Matt tries to redeem himself with the "on this day" segment, and Michael electrocutes himself at stunt time! We also do a good old prank call on Dominos which was really good and funny... just listen ok?

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What an awesome episode! Apart from Matt Brown - we fully had to yell at him. One of our favourite PO Boxes yet but we can't legally say what we got sent... it certainly wasn't weed or anything... OK? Really cool prank call too - fully tricked a kid into thinking I knew he was a druggo! Hahaha!

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We got pretty damn stoned for this episode and sort of lost track of time. It's a bit shorter than usual and we sort of lose control at the beginning. But it's still really funny and our prank call is so weird it's perfect.

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This week we get a bit side tracked and answer heaps of questions. Then I shoot Michael in the hand with a marble and then we get 4 failed prank calls in a row! Still funny though because we're the best and shit.

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We're a bit bloody sick this week so we're a bit flat but it's still an awesome podcast ok? We snort pepper, and do a good old dominos prank call it was great.

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Hey rings. This week we FaceTime our mate Jackson O'Doherty and we get sent some of the hottest hot sauce we've ever experienced in our PO Box. There's also a great prank call but I forget what it was haha.

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What an episode... we answer some hard hitting question, then we play Russian roulette with our gel blaster and get sent the most horrific thing ever in the PO Box. The prank call is awesome too.

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We had a few cheeky wines... a few too many I think. We destroyed our green screen and do a ripper prank call. OK?

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This week Marty shoots Michael for stunt time, then they prank call some poor guy who can't remember his night out on the town. We are Gods of podcasts and you will kneel as you listen.

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This week we get something cute in the PO Box, Michael does a crazy stunt time stunt - and of course there's a really cute prank call. We are the fucking best.

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Episode 10 this week and we have a very cheeky episode for you. Theres some urine drinking, as well as a beautiful prank call. Other than that there's not much to talk about but it's a ripper hey hahaha.

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We are so fucking good at podcasts... anyway this episode Michael juggles a cactus and we prank call a guy over some noise complaints.

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What a beautiful episode. Michael accidentally stabs himself, I spray him with glen 20, then we prank call a guy pretending to be an annoyed McDonalds manager. We're back to being the best - we did it.

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Just a normal hilarious episode where we do a little science experiment, answer some cool questions, then consume some drugs that someone sent us.

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Another awesome episode... we've done it again. Lots of great questions and a great prank call. Stay safe everyone!

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I can't really remember what we talk about during this podcast but we had had a fair few drinks so yeah, enjoy hey. The prank call is also pretty hilarious.

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This week we answer questions, send some weird DM's to celebrities, and prank call a mother and tell her her neighbours have made some disturbing claims about how she treats her dog!

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This weeks episode is just an all round funny episode. We do some science, we answer some questions, and we have a cute little prank call where we pretend to be a scammer.

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This week we get our mate and fellow influencer Mad Man Brad on! Things are all going smoothly until we prank call one of Brad's best mates and tell him Brad has been arrested for road rage. Enjoy!

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This is our first episode of season 2!!! We talk about our time off over Christmas, as well as PO Box Un-boxing and, a brand new science experiment segment, finished off of course with a gorgeous prank call. Hope you enjoy it's good to be back haha.

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It's our season finale for season 1 - we get sent heaps of stuff via our PO Box and get one last super weird prank call in there. Enjoy! We will be back at the beginning of February 2020 bigger and better than ever! So get ready.

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Yes that's right, someone sent human shit to our PO Box. Thank you... Also this is our second last episode for the season! We will be back better than ever next February though!

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This week we talk about how we came across a drunk dude on a beach and he ended up chasing us - as well as a short but funny prank call and some other awesome stuff.

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This week we get special guest - social media influencer Maitland Hanley on to talk about his life before social media and now... and to be honest there's some other funny shit in this episode but I can't really remember it hey haha! I'm sure it's a ripper though so just calm down.

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This week we get guest Julian Woods on the podcast... I know you probably haven't heard of him but he's a friend/filmer for Jackson and has some funny stories. Plus we do a funny prank call just trust me... it's good.

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This week we talk about some gross sex stories and also prank call Dominos by constantly making dad jokes throughout the order. It's pretty cringe but hey, thats just what we do ahahahahahahahahahahah.

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This week we get controversial social media personality Justin Ryan on the show to ask him about his content. It's a pretty awesome episode.

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Hey everyone, throw human shit at Judge Judy's back OK? And there's a story and a prank call too... sorry.

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This week we tell some cheeky stories about how we used to cock block our mates and Marty also does a prank call where we pretends to be allergic to everything. It's soooo funny hey, hahaha!

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This week we talk about some of the crazy things we've done while camping and Marty prank calls Dominos and cannot stop talking about himself. It's so funny hey - seriously, it's like so cheeky hahahaha!

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This week we finally get Matt Brown on as a guest and Marty pretends to be drunk as he orders pizza from Dominos. It's the best - you're welcome.

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This podcast is so shit. We were really flat, tired, and sick with no energy. This is just something that happens when you make weekly podcasts... sometimes they will be affected by our health. You can't expect us to be healthy every single week... I'm sorry.

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This week, we get a very special guest on. He's filmed for the biggest names in social media and he's also dating Michael!For the prank call Marty just acts very weird which is funny, and there's also heaps of other funny stuff ok?

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This week we talk about our craziest real life ghost stories, as well as a prank call where Marty sets up a meeting at dominos with a health and safety officer.

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This week we tell the story of the first time Michael drank so much that he passed out and pissed himself. We also do a prank call where Marty swears excessively while ordering food.

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This week we finally get our very good friend Jackson O'Doherty on to talk about some really gross stuff and we also do a super funny prank call where Marty has to insert the words that Michael gives him into conversation.

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This week we get our friend and fellow content creator Nigel Munt on the show to talk about his life after social media, as well as one of our best prank calls yet where Marty disagrees with everything the Dominos employee has to say.

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This week we talk about the time Michael gave himself a money shot to shock some people, and we also re-do the turning into a cat prank call.

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This week we talk about the time we did pingers for the first time and we also try and sell drugs to the dominos employee in one of our cheekiest prank calls yet.

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This week we talk about all the crazy things we used to do at parties when we were younger, and we do a pretty offensive prank call... sorry.

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This week we talk about Michael's unique "party tricks" and Marty tries to set up a date with the Dominos employee taking his order.

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This week we have our first guest on the show - Conor from the YouTube channel Crackermilk! Then we pretend to be a really arrogant influencer in the prank call... it's disgusting.

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This week we discuss many things including our behaviour when we used to be tennis coaches full time. We also prank call dominos pretending to be an employee calling in sick. Great work us.

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This week we talk about our favourite brawl that we've been involved in as well as we do a prank call where Marty pretends to have Tourettes... hilarious. We're the best.

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This week we tell our most insane story yet... we seriously thought about not even uploading it. It's pretty messed up. We also do a prank call where Marty pretends to be giving birth while ordering food.

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This week we tell the story of how we used to pretend to be a famous band to get girls when we were younger, and we pretend to turn into a dog during our weekly prank call. Great episode. The best.

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This week we tell the story of how there's a legal loophole in Barcelona which allows you to get naked in public legally. We also do a funny prank call where Marty pretends to be super sick! Plus more!

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This week we tell the story of how we got driven home by a drunk drug dealer, and we make a prank call while playing porn incredibly loudly.

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This week we talk about how we were as kids and some messed up stories from our childhood, as well as Marty abusing Michael while he tries to order food in another classic prank call. We also talk about people in social media and why we're frustrated with some of them.

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This week to talk about our super bad holiday in Bali, we answer some more questions from fans and of course we prank call a new pizza place and it gets weird.

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This week we answer some really common fan questions, as well as tell the story of the time Michael got Marty arrested... oh and the prank call this week is Marty aggressively sobbing while ordering food.

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We talk about our previous week, as well as tell the story of Michael's drinking initiation when he met Marty's friends. Also another prank call but I think they're starting to catch on!

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We talk about how we got demonetised as well as talking about becoming famous when we were little... then one of the weirdest prank calls ever!

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This week, we accidentally smoked weed right before we started recording the podcast but we get through some Q&A questions, talk about our recent club appearance and we play a very fun prank call game.

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In episode 6 we have abandoned the comment reading and start answering questions from our fans. We also talk about the time we got naked in Thailand and took over a ping pong show, as well as our best prank call so far.

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This episode we talk about some of our more disgusting stories involving urine, as well as get passionate about some news headlines and then Marty turns into a cat while calling dominos.

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This week we go through some more comments, tell an old travel story where we saw a man get shot, then prank call dominos while eating really crunchy food. Enjoy!

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We talk about the week just gone - share our story of how we got arrested while abroad, and of course another pranks call!

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In this episode we read some more comments, tell our crazy story of finding a raped man, react to some news headlines and prank call our old boss!

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We talk about our time over the holidays, read comments on our videos, talk about a crazy story and include a cheeky prank call to end the episode.