Jack and Izaak watch an episode and review it within two minutes. We'd write a longer intro but it would take you too long to read.
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Over faster than Ned Quint.
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Quicker than a trip to the Delta Quadrant.
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Faster than tears when Sito is mentioned.
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Quicker than the end of Hey Jude.
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Quicker than a cocktail segment.
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Faster than Rutherford’s pregnancy.
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Quicker than Peanut Hamper fooling everyone.
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Faster than a well placed Chief O’Brien.
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Quicker than a commercial on Ferengi TV
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Quicker than us being impacted by a Betazoid’s emotions.
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Quicker than a Mark Twain costume change
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Quicker than a shout of “allamarine”!
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Quicker than Rutherford’s promotion!
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Faster than us recording this and starting season 4
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Quicker than a pie eating contest
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Quicker than an Australian punk
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Quicker than a Morn speech
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Quicker than a Boimler meltdown
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Quicker than a grudge against Delta Shift
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Quicker than a transfer to starbase 80
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Quicker than a trip to Montana.
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Quicker than the crew getting trapped by Scotty.
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Quicker than Bohemian Rhapsody
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Quicker then M’Benga with a blade
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Quicker than Boimler spoiling the future.
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Quicker than a hearty handshake between Spock & Kirk.
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Quicker than a fight between Book and Burnham
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Quicker than Spock knocking on Chappell’s door whilst on a break.
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This episode is quicker than our memories being effected by tinnitus (which Izaak has)
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We sneak into your notifications quicker than a temporal agent
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We didn’t realise last week’s was a part 1. Or should I say part Una?
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Faster than Janeway offering help
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Quicker than Janeway appearing when you ask for help.
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This episode is quicker than an Illyrian
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Quicker than the closing credits.
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Our pod is quicker than the time it takes to build a space suit.
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I want this pod to be played. Now.
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Faster than Boimler running away from danger.
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Give Jack’s mum a shout out.
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When you’ve got an awesome intro, you need to show it.
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This podcast is quicker than Kirk working out that he’s in the Nexus.
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Over quicker than a doctor transferring via a system of alien networks
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This episode is quicker than Mariner getting the ship out of Spacedock.
Special thanks to DJM. Superstar.
The description is shorter than the allamarine song.
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This episode review is quicker than Q putting us on trial for our podcasts.
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This description is shorter than our episode which goes quicker than a night out with Captain Kirk.
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It will take us more than 2 minutes to get over this episode
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If you're reading this, you must be suspicious. .
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This episode of 2 Minute Trek is shorter than the best song in the world, Faith of The Heart.
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We watch, we record, we upload.
We're not emotionally ready to unpack this episode. We hope this 2 minutes helps with your emotions.
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Immediately after watching episode 4, Jack and Izaak take on our thoughts on this episode in exactly 2 minutes.
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This podcase goes for 7.05882353 times longer than the title of the show.
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Thanks for listening to 2 Minute Trek!
This pod may contain spoilers, so watch the episode first.
By the way, Jack Crusher would really be Sarek's son. You know it, we know it and Sarek sure as hell knows it.
We love all star trek and we love you. See you next time.
We're so fast to record and upload, we barely have time to write a description.
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This is what we did.
Watched the new episode of Picard and then chatted about it for 2 minutes.
Contains spoilers, please watch episode before you even think of listening to us.
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Jack and Izaak watched this "movie" episode and jumped straight into the pod quicker than we could buffer the phase coils.
We hope you like our 2 minute review of the episode.
Stay in contact with us.
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Hi guys,
Welcome to 2 Minute Trek!
We will watch episodes and review them in 2 minutes. That's the show.
Get in touch.
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