Hot Dogs at the Turn: Recent Episodes
Chris Woodard
In what is sure to be a mess of words, members of the Bitch Pudding fantasy football league provide weekly analysis and what ever the fuck else they want.
The gang finds a sponsor to televise this year's Toilet Bowl punishment.
"Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The boys review the playoff picture while chaos ensues in the background. John shares interesting facts about football and only football.
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The boys weigh the implications of a disgusting conundrum and Piss Cup Travis narrowly avoids jail time.
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Three middle aged idiots filled to their tits with chips and hard seltzers podcast from Brooks' mom's basement. Chaos ensues.
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Chris and John talk about football while some old guy farts and eats chips into a microphone. Special guest appearance by Merle the prospector.
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Arthur Smith's origin story, a Citgo Bathroom, and a Dyer whose wife doesn't do noisy chores in the background during the recording.
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Chris & Brooks are solely responsible for the gambles in Maine. They are also brothers.
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Football things. Also, Johnny Country Club and Social Justice Chris get a lesson on a million dollar business model.
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A candid look at the unedited dipshittery that happens weekly.
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Brooks has an unexcused absence, John is tired, and we get a piss cup full of jelly beans as consolation.
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Hot Take Chris and The Commish are joined by a new guest and much cream was had by all. Also, Natalia does housework.
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A breakdown of the league's contenders, pretenders, and just plain bad teams. Also John was drunk and got the hiccups.
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Week 1 reactions, transactions, previews, and Brooks pees live on air.
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We're back for season 2 and Brooks won't stfu about aliens again.
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All of the dumbest moments you never got to hear from Season 1 of HDATT
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The champ joins the podcast and the boys expose themselves in memory of a monkey.
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John and Brooks argue about irrelevance, Chris embraces the great nothingness.
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Hot Take Chris is wrong, John farts audibly, and Brooks the Proposal Rat proposes a new name for the podcast.
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John has blue balls for Evan Engram, Chris anticipates getting his ass kicked, and Piss Cup Travis enjoys a nice Celsius on his ride from the home of Gabe Davis.
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Chris and John break down potential rankings shakeups as Brooks eats loudly into the microphone and tries to convince his ESL wife that Thursday is, in fact, Wednesday.
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Brooks makes his triumphant return, only to out himself as a lightweight and a problem gambler. John's family licks doorknobs and Chris is belittled by Jesse's dad.
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John shares stories from the road as our beloved Karate Scott gets married and everyone else's eyes got assaulted.
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John gets pooped on by a bird, Brendon poops spontaneously, and Brooks couldn't come because he was pooping.
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John farts, Brooks uses math subjectively, and Chris' audio is terrible.
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The band is back together and they're only playing songs about the most annoying things in football. Brooks exposes his purple crayon -- and himself as a maniac.
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Barry Badrinath makes a special appearance on the show following his return from playing ping pong in Ding Dang. The source of Chris' hatred for DeAndre Swift is finally revealed.
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Brooks struggles to explain basic concepts to his mentally challenged co-hosts. Work Truck Travis eats pizza in the background.
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Brooks takes the reigns this week as Chris's immune system takes a shit. Also, John's Ass.
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Chris, John, and Brooks play fuck, marry, kill with real life football players.
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Leading up to week 4 Brooks, Chris, and John review last week's matchups, evaluate injuries, and Brooks perpetuates stereotypes.
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Brooks plays 'Who's in my Mouth?', the boys reflect on Week 2 matchups and waiver wire action, and John breathes heavily into a microphone.