The Movie Rubric: Recent Episodes
The Movie Rubric
Many critics assign numbered scores to movies, but very few use a universal system across the board that the audience themselves can use. Here on The Movie Rubric, we narrowed down the 5 most important categories to a films success, and made a grading rubric that we will use to score each movie, much like a teacher would grade a paper, to make sure we give each movie a fair shake, and the same criteria.
Join us as we do our best to sound smart, and try even harder to not sound stupid, and review some of the best and worst movies coming out today!
On our third year anniversary, we are happy to present to you what we think is 64 of the worst movies ever made, put into a tournament bracket.
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Welcome back to The Movie Rubric! In this weeks episode we forwent deodorant, grabbed our cutest body pillow waifu and forayed into the theater to see Chainsaw Man: Reze!
Join us as The Movie Rubric sits down to review the newest PTA movie, One Battle After Another!
The boys are back, listening to our favorite Black Eyed Peas Song, and watching The Naked Gun.
Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! In this episode we break down one of the newest mystery thrillers from Zach Creggor, Weapons.
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In this week's episode we are joined by returning member Josh Glass as we sit down to review the highly anticipated Superman reboot by James Gunn!
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On this episode we sit down and review Dany Boyd's newest "Zombie" film, 28 Years Later.
Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! On this weeks episode we figured we would strive to make as many people mad as possible with our hot takes, and rank the best and worst of Disney's animated media! Check out our Facebook to see the completed tier list in all of its glory!
In this episode, the crew sits down to review Disney's latest attempt at getting you to remember when they were at their peak with their live action remake of Lilo and Stitch.
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Sit down with us as we review Marvels newest film, Thunderbolts*, what many are calling one of the movies since Endgame!
Sit on down and snort some unicorn dust with us as we review A24's newest horror/comedy, Death of a Unicorn.
Welcome back! Join us on this very special episode were the full gang reunites to pit our favorite movies against each other in the ultimate March Madness Movie Rubric Bracket!
Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! In this episode, we are taking another shot at a March Madness Bracket, but with a twist.
Stay tuned for our follow up episode, which should be out next week!
Welcome back! In this episode the crew sits down to discuss and run the newest re-take on Dracula through the rubric!
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Join us for our debut episode of Season 3 where we sit down and review one of Basketball's greatest films, The First Slam Dunk!
Welcome back! Join us for a wholesome, and with no agenda against each other at all, look back at 2024. In this one we take a look back at some of our funniest moments, discuss our favorite and least favorite films, and look at some of our hottest takes of 2024.
Thank you for listening to us this year, and we hope you will join us again when we return in 2025!
Welcome back! Sit on down and join us for the last official episode of 2024 as we review A24's newest suspenseful/horror movie, Heretic.
Welcome Back! Join us this week as we review the newest film to make my wife cry, the Wild Robot.
Sit down with us for this very musical episode where we discuss one of the most contoversial films of the year, Joker 2!
After Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, we were inspired to sit down and discuss and rank our favorite "Legacy Sequels".
Welcome back! On this episode of The Movie Rubric, we ventured forth to the place where few men dared to go, and saw the newest Coleen Hoover romantic Trauma Drama, It Ends With Us.
Welcome to the Movie Rubric! In this episode, we sit down to discuss and grade the newest movie in the 45 year old franchise, Alien Romulus!
This week, The Movie Rubric sits down to discuss the artistic integrity of the masterclass in dialogue, Borderlands.
Welcome back! In this newest episode we sit down and review M. Night Shyamalan's newest thriller, Trap!
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Sit down with us as we review and rate all Marvel films and put them head to head in a March Madness style bracket!
In this episode, the crew reviews and grades the newest Marvel blockbuster, Deadpool and Wolverine.
Welcome back! In this episode of The Movie Rubric, the gang sits down to discuss the hottest sequel to your moms favorite movie, Twisters!
We are back! After taking a break we are back and rustier than ever, but oh so excited to give our uncultured opinions on movies for your entertainment.
In this episode, we sit down to put every movie we have watched with our off microphone movie night crew into a March Madness Style bracket, to see which movie will come out on top.
Thank you for listening, it's good to be back.
Happy Thanksgiving!
It's been one year since our first podcast episode was released. Since then we have seen some of the best and worst movies 2022 and 2023 had to offer, and had lots of fun along the way. We are very thankful to be able to make this show, and if you have listened and enjoyed us, we are very thankful for you!
Have a great Thanksgiving, and a great rest of your year as we put to a close the first year of The Movie Rubric.
Join us on the season finale of The Movie Rubric as we sit down to review the long awaited "The Marvels!"
Come back next week for our 1 year anniversary special, which will air on Thanksgiving day.
Happy Halloween! In this "Spooky" Halloween special, we watch and review one of the most widely anticipated movies, Five Nights At Freddy's, based off the video game series of the same name. Listen in to see how it scored, and if you should watch it, stream it, or skip it. Stick around to the end where we discuss and rate our favorite Halloween movies of all times, and find us on Facebook to let us know your favorites!
This week on the movie Rubric, join us as Cole drops possibly his hottest take yet as we discuss the latest "blockbuster", The Creator.
In this spooky episode of the Movie Rubric, the crew goes to see Disneys newest theatrical release, Haunted Mansion, inspired by the ride at their theme parks. Join us as we discuss whether or not it was maybe a bit too inspired!
On this episode of The Movie Rubric, the gang goes digital! Our first, and hopefully last, episode recorded over the internet is on the new hit film TMNT, Mutant Mayhem. We hope you enjoy, and sorry about all the drunk robots!
We're back, and in color! Join us as we break down our favorite and least favorite scenes from Christopher Nolan's latest film, Oppenheimer.
In this episode of The Movie Rubric the gang sits down to discuss Miles Morales newest web-slinging adventure, Across The Spiderverse. Tune in to see whether or not this is a movie you should see, or skip, and how well it grades on The Movie Rubric.
The gang is back! (again!) This episode we review the newest Marvel movie Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Tune in to see how it stands up to the other recent movies as we run it through The Movie Rubric!
For this episode, the gang puts on their waders, and wanders into the deep never ending pool that is the weirdness of anime, as they review the new Makoto Skinkai film, Suzume
In this weeks episode, the gang powers up, and discusses the newest movie from Illumination studios, the much anticipated Mario Movie! Listen in to see how it scored, and how it compares to other kids movies we have reviewed.
In typical Dungeons and Dragons fashion, the Rubric Party had to take a month and a half off due to scheduling issues, and are now trying to figure out how to play again, remember what they were doing, and how to do it. Join us as we review "Dungeons and Dragons, Honor Among Thieves
In this episode of The Movie Rubric, the gang discussed the logical probabilities of falling into a hyper dimension within an ever expanding quantum-verse. Join us in this weeks episode, as we figure out whether Marvel is finally back on the right track or not as we review: Antman and the Wasp: Quantumania
In this episode of The Movie Rubric, the boys decide to watch this movie 7 times in order to get the full effect of it's deeper meanings. Join us as we review and run M Knight Shangurlongs newest movie through, The Rubric.
In this bonus episode of The Movie Rubric, the gang sits down to discuss and settle once and for all what the worst Dreamworks movie is, and why it's Turbo.
In this episode, your favorite fearless hero's attempt to review a children's movie, that for better or worse, might be the greatest animated movie since Spiderverse. Tune in to see how it scored, and hang out with us as we review, Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
It's appropriate that this movie is titled The Whale, because this is easily our heaviest episode yet. Join us in this weeks episode as we run "The Whale" through The Rubric.
Join us on this weeks episode of The Movie Rubric, where we discuss Muh Three Gan, the Chucky wanna be, and run it through the Rubric.
This podcast has no begging, and has no end. This rubric is around you, and in you. The Rubric is your home before your birth, and after your death. The Rubric gives, and the Rubric takes. This Podcast connects all things, life to death, hot takes, to trash ones.
In possibly our most divisive episode yet, The Movie Rubric sits down to argue what the best of the best Christmas Movies are. Please join us as we wrongly rank each an every movie, in a list that is sure to upset the majority of our audience in some way, shape, or form. Enjoy!
Join the movie rubric as we discuss the latest Christmas movie to hit theaters, Violent Night, where we get to see a more Barbaric take on the iconic character.
In this episode of The Movie Rubric, we sit down to dine on Mark Mylod's new movie, The Menu. We Gel!
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In this bonus episode of The Movie Rubric, we sit down to discuss our favorite, and least favorite, Marvel movies, and place them into a tier list that we hope will spark controversies in your own home when you tell us we are wrong.
In addition to enjoying that run on sentence, we hope you enjoy the episode!
Welcome back to The Movie Rubric! In our pilot episode, we discuss and grade "Black Panther, Wakanda Forever". We hope you enjoy, and will stick with us as we learn what works, what doesn't, and how to improve with each episode.
If you would like to submit your own scores and opinions to us and be featured on a future episode of the Podcast, please feel free to use the following Google Form to submit your scores!
Wakanda Forever Movie Rubric:
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Welcome to The Movie Rubric! On this introductory episode, we discuss how we met, how the rubric functions, and give you a chance to get to know us before subjecting yourself to an hour long podcast.
For more information, please check out our website, at https://rss.com/podcasts/themovierubric/.