The Commissioner Kellen Podcast: Recent Episodes
Kellen Lynch
This podcast will cover all the fantasy leagues “commished” by Kellen - guillotine (Survive and Enhance), auction (The Price Is Wrong B*tch), and keeper (ICFFL)
The Barnes bros join the Commish for a very unique, never done before, type of draft. Hope you enjoy and it helps get you in the drafting spirit on this draft week eve!
The Commish recaps the rules and fun facts of the Bro Madness contest before this coming week’s draft.
The Commish hosts a multitude of guests and covers all 3 leagues. Guillotine (26:13), Auction (28:58), Keeper (49:47)
The Commish is joined by 3 separate guests - 1 for each segment! Jimmy joins the Guillotine segment for his execution (2:44). Singer helps me break down the Auction league matchups (19:16). Then Sko makes his podcast debut in the keeper league (1:01:20). Merry Christmas!
The Commish, fresh off the business end of an absolute bone sesh, covers all 3 leagues ahead of week 15’s action. Rick joins for the auction and keeper leagues to preview the round 1 matchups. Time stamps: guillotine (3:38), auction (12:09), keeper (50:10)
Tommy (brother) joins the Commish to recap his guillotine death. Then the Commish covers Auction and Keeper league with standings reviews as playoffs approach and also previews the matchups before the final week of the regular season. Time stamps: Guillotine (2:33), Auction (34:36), Keeper (44:02)
Rick joins the Commish to recap his recent Guillotine League death. The Commish then covers standings with playoffs approaching and matchup previews for Auction and Keeper Leagues. Time Stamps: Guillotine (3:15), Auction (51:23), Keeper (1:09:04)
The Commish previews the upcoming action in all 3 leagues. Time stamps: guillotine (2:48), Auction (30:18), Keeper (58:23)
I. Am. Speed. The Commish QUICKLY recaps last week’s action for all 3 leagues. Time stamps: Guillotine (1:55), Auction (15:15), Keeper (20:09)
The Commish does a midseason power ranking for the guillotine league survivors then previews the week 9 matchups for the auction and keeper leagues. Time stamps: Guillotine (3:15), Auction (34:39), Keeper (57:29)
The Commish is joined by new dad Singer to recap his guillotine shortcomings and they tag team this week’s LYNCHpins. Then the Commish does a midseason review for the auction and keeper leagues. Time stamps: Guillotine (2:43), Auction (1:05:06), Keeper (1:23:20)
The Commish breaks down all 3 football leagues, but first is joined by both Tommy Lorenzes to breakdown the fantasy hockey draft from earlier in the week. Time stamps: Hockey (3:14), Guillotine (1:33:44), Auction (1:47:23), Keeper (2:04:44). Enjoy!
Danko joins the Commish to provide LYNCHpins heading into a new execution period and then the Commish executes him. The Commish then flies solo to recap last week and then breaks down this upcoming week’s auction and keeper league matchups.
Cousin Tommy joins the Commish to give everybody something to worry about before a new execution period.
The Commish flies solo and covers all 3 leagues. Time stamps: Guillotine (4:02), Auction (14:32), Keeper (22:33)
The Commish gets into all 3 leagues ahead of week 4 action. Time stamps: Guillotine (2:49), Auction (15:23), Keeper (26:33)
The Commish is joined by a pair of Lorenzes in a mega episode of the CKP! First, Tommy and the Commish discuss the biggest game on this weekend’s college slate - Notre Dame vs Ohio State. They then get into Guillotine LYNCHpins and then breakdown auction league matchups with fun new twists. Rick then joins to discuss his recent trade in the keeper league. Big episode! Time stamps: ND/OSU breakdown (5:15), Guillotine (20:45), Auction (1:12:42), Keeper (1:44:14).
The Commish is joined by Mark so that he can be sacrificed to the guillotine. The Commish then quickly recaps the week 2 matchups in Auction and Keeper leagues. Who wants to be my next guest? Time stamps: Guillotine (3:48), Auction (26:58), Keeper (33:34)
Zombie commish previews week 2 action for all 3 leagues. Guillotine (2:52), Auction (25:30), Keeper (40:49)
Ding dong the Commish is dead. No guest needed since the Commish gets his self execution out of the way early. Week 1 action recapped for auction and keeper leagues as well, but there’s much less death in those. Time stamps: Guillotine (2:56), Auction (15:50), Keeper (22:26)
The Commish previews the week 1 action. Time stamps: Guillotine (3:08), Auction (23:42), Keeper (43:40)
The commish is joined by Brendan and Jimmy so they can grade each PIWB team’s draft. The Commish provides his season over/unders for each team along the way.
The Chrises (a Singer and a Barn) join the Commish to provide opinions on the best and worst draft picks. Of course, the analytics provide their insight as well. It’s a long one so buckle up. Enjoy!
ALL LEAGUES MUST LISTEN! There are important messages for all leagues in the intro. Then Dr. Brendan joins to help the commish with a breakdown of the best and worst keepers based on value. Time stamps: Intro/Guillotine (0:00) Auction (4:44). Keeper rules, reminders, survey results (12:45) Keeper breakdown (17:07) Outro (None)
The Commish and Orrico discuss the good and bad about each of the top 20 rookies of the 2023 class. The hope is this gets you ready for draft season. Tell your friends/family to tune in (and subscribe!) if they need to get up to speed on these rookies but #FiveStarsOnly on the reviews!
In the final episode of season 1, the Commish holds the final execution of the year and then gives the Champs their post-game press conferences: Orrico execution (Guillotine) - 4:20 (nice) Danko championship (Guillotine) - 21:36 Singer championship (Auction) - 56:19 Eli Championship (Keeper) - 1:24:36 The Commish for Eli (Keeper) - 1:27:18 Outro - 1:35:012023 draft SZN is just 3 months away!
The commish recaps Bro Madness after everyone’s favorite team from the draft, the UConn Huskies, wins the Natty
The Commish battles through his “flu game” to deliver quality updates on the round of 64 action
In the first ever edition of Commissioner Kellen's takes on b-b-b-b-b-basketball, the commish goes over the rules to the Bro Madness contest and provides some insight into last year's contest that may or may not be helpful.
The Commish:
Guillotine (2:26) - goes over some critical piece-esque items but basically just highlights important factors for teams and then reviews the survey results
Auction (10:29) - Is joined by Mark to break down the Championship and consolation games and then flies solo to reveal the survey results
Keeper (45:48) - Is joined by Brendan to break down the Championship and consolation games and then flies solo to reveal the survey results
Outro (1:23:11)
Blow Nap And Teat!
The Commish:
Guillotine (1:34) - provides tiered rankings to recap the first week's action
Auction (9:53) - recaps the semifinal matchups
Keeper (19:21) - recaps the semifinal matchups and updates the draft order for 2023
Outro (32:57)
Boing app a tea!
The Commish:
Guillotine (2:04) - gives the critical pieces to survival for the final 2 teams, provides his picks for the best/worst free agency pickups, chooses his ultimate survivor/champion, and reviews the survey results
Auction (12:18) - previews the semifinal matchups, picks winners, and reviews survey results
Keeper (31:05) - is joined by Eric to break down the semifinal matchups, pick winners, and review survey results
Bow Napa Teeth and Merry Chrysler!
The Commish:
Guillotine (1:51) - performs a devastating self-execution, provides liability of the year update, and sends himself off with a beautiful, tear-jerking poem
Auction (9:25) - Recaps the action from the 1st round of playoffs
Keeper (18:15) - Recaps the action from the 1st round of playoffs
Outro (29:00ish)
Blow Napa Tea!
The Commish:
Guillotine (2:05) - gives his critical pieces to survival for the 3 remaining teams, gives his picks for best and worst free agent pickups as well as picks for next victim and safest as we head into a one-week execution period, and goes over survey results.
Auction (14:20) - Deep dive preview into the two round 1 playoff matchups
Keeper (31:34) - Deep dive preview into the two round 1 playoff matchups... with Joe!
Outro (1:10:35)
Bone at the teet!
The Commissioner:
Guillotine (2:21) - is joined by Jimmy for another live-execution as we recap Team Jimbo's downfall before the guillotine does it's job
Auction (16:26) and Keeper (19:33) - Recaps week 14 and then gives a quick rundown of the round 1 playoff matchups
Bo Napa Tea!
The Commish covers all 3 leagues as we head into the final week of the regular season:
Guillotine (2:31) - Tiered rankings heading into an execution week, Commish picks for safest and next victim, and survey results
Auction (9:53) - Recap week 13 and then discuss the playoff implications of each week 14 matchup
Keeper (17:42) - Recap week 13 and then discuss the CHAOTIC playoff implications of each week 14 matchup
Bona petite!
The Commish looks ahead to week 13:
Guillotine (2:47) - Free agency review, critical pieces before this two week execution period, and survey results for safest and guesses for next victim
Auction (14:39) - Matchup previews
Keeper (21:02) - Chris Barnes joins the pod to breakdown his strategy behind his part in the recent three-way trade and then he and the commish dive into the matchup previews
Bona petite!
The Commish is joined by Joe for his live execution and to discuss:
Guillotine (2:18) - the downfall of Team Gettin Swifty Wit It, Liability of the Year, a poem to send Joe on his way during his execution
Auction (26:01) - Week 11 and 12 high/low scores and playoff information as we head into the final 2 weeks of the regular season
Keeper (31:28) - Week 11 and 12 high/low scores and playoff information as we head into the final 2 weeks of the regular season
Bone apple teeth!
The Commish serves up a little pre-Thanksgiving appetizer pod:
Guillotine (1:42) - Liability of the year update, Critical pieces for this execution period, favorite and least favorite free agency acquisitions, Commish's picks for safest and next victim, and survey results
Auction (16:36) - Picks winners
Keeper (17:34) - Recaps the survey results from the Rick/Eli/Chris B trade and picks winners
Happy Thanksgiving!
The Commish and Kellen Love go deep into some midseason data to answer questions such as:
Auction (4:42) - How many points per game is every draft dollar I spent getting me? Who are the top and bottom performers in this category? What is the average of all these drafted players and where do my guys compare? How are the teams stacking up against the over/unders set before the season? And more...
Keeper (48:15) - How are my players performing compared to where they were kept/drafted? What is the difference between keepers and draft selections in this category? How many top players are on my team? How are the teams stacking up against the over/unders set before the season? And more...
Outro (1:26:45) - How tired is Kellen's voice after this 86 minute pod?
Hope you guys enjoy!
Where we're going, we don't need roads... as the Commish travels both backwards and forwards to recap last week's action and then looks ahead to week 11. Time stamps below:
Guillotine (2:11) for tiered standings after week 1 of 2 of this execution period
Auction (11:25) for last week's recap, top scores, free agency review, and week 11 winners
Keeper (21:10) for trade reviews x2, last week's recap, top scores, and week 11 winners
Something special coming next week!
Enjoy!
The Commish battles through adversity in the form of technical issues and unexpected girlfriend arrivals to deliver a glance at the upcoming week 10 action:
Guillotine (1:36) - Critical pieces to survival, free agency review, the Commish's safest/next victim picks, and survey results
Auction (17:40) - Free agency review and quick matchup previews
Keeper (27:54) - Sko and Rick trade Review and quick matchup previews
Enjoy!
The Commish (aka Commissioner Allen Poe) and Tommy partake in Tommy's live-execution and recap what went wrong for Major Corporation Head. Then the Commish breezes through the week 9 action in the Auction and Keeper Leagues. Time stamps:
Guillotine (1:57)
Auction (15:41)
Keeper (23:27)
Outro (35:10)
Bone apple-tea!
The Commish expeditiously reviews the week 8 action and looks ahead to week 9. Time stamps:
Guillotine (2:13)
Auction (10:09)
Keeper (16:35)
Outro (21:30)
Enjoy!
The Commish gets spooky with it in a Halloween-themed week 8 preview. All 3 leagues are covered quickly so you can listen before Sunday kickoff:
Guillotine (1:10)
Auction (15:11)
Keeper (20:48)
Outro (24:35)
Enjoy!
The Commish is joined by Rick for another live execution as we recap what lead to the beheading and filleting of the Ill-Tempered Sea Bass. Rick also helps recap last week's Keeper League action and then the Commish recaps the auction league as well. Time stamps:
Guillotine (1:03)
Auction (16:43)
Keeper (24:10)
Outro (50:26)
Enjoy!
The Commish recaps week 6's action and then looks forward to the week 7 matchups ahead of an execution week and some must-win matchups in TPIWB and ICFFL:
Guillotine (1:11)
Auction (9:35)
Keeper (23:13)
Outro (31:07)
Enjoy!
7 pm... on a Thursday... The gang (Kellen and Tommy) recaps all 3 leagues:
Guillotine (1:04)
Auction (44:49)
Keeper (1:15:00ish)
Outro (1:37:00ish)
Enjoy!
The Commish is joined by Singer for another on-the-pod execution. Then, the commish gives an accelerated review of the other two leagues' week 5 action. Time stamps below:
Guillotine (2:15)
Auction (18:18)
Keeper (25.38)
Outro (approx. 33 mins)
Enjoy!
The Commish is joined by Macho Man Randy Savage to do his weekly preview of all 3 leagues and introduces a new "Hey, Jackass" segment in the Auction League. Approximate time stamps below:
Guillotine (2:07)
Auction (18.39)
Keeper (38:32)
Outro (53:45)
Enjoy!
The Commish is joined by Jugan, who attends his own funeral for the first ever live execution. We recap what went wrong for the Noodle Necks and Jugan gives some parting words before he is met by the guillotine. Then, the Commish Recaps the week 4 action in the Keeper and Auction Leagues. Approximate time stamps below:
Guillotine (2:37)
Auction (15:00)
Keeper (33:00)
Outro (49:00)
Enjoy!
With the Commish being strapped for time, Singer steps up and gives us a week 4 preview! Thanks Singer! All 3 leagues are covered:
Survivor - Survive & Enhance (1:50)
Auction - TPIWB (7:17)
Keeper - ICFFL (39:54)
Enjoy and good luck this week!
The Commish is re-energized, undefeated, slightly buzzed, and breaking down week 3's action on all 3 leagues. Approximate time stamps:
Guillotine (2:13)
Auction (7:31)
Keeper (31:30)
Outro (50:57)
A tired Commish and guest Ric Flair break down the upcoming week 3 action in all 3 leagues. Time stamps:
Guillotine (2:14)
Auction (26:55)
Keeper (46:06)
The Commish recaps week 2 action in all 3 leagues, executes Brendan and warns little brothers everywhere, reviews standings, and recaps high scores. Time stamps:
Guillotine (1:10)
Auction (6:09)
Keeper (25:30)
Enjoy!
The Commish and Singer preview the week 2 matchups in all three leagues. Their brains are so full of fantasy knowledge that we have over 2 hours of pod content for you to enjoy. Timestamps below:
Guillotine begins at 2 mins 21 seconds
Auction begins around 53 mins
Keeper begins around 1 hour 31 mins
Enjoy and good luck!
The Commish recaps the week 1 action in all 3 leagues, executes Mark, reviews standings, and provides important waiver reminders. Guillotine (1:28), Auction (8:00), Keeper (18:39). Happy listening! Get those waiver bids in!
Commissioner Kellen and Rick (and Danny!) preview all 3 leagues before 2022's week 1 action!
Time stamps:
ALL LEAGUES LISTEN TO FIRST 12:49!
Guillotine (S&E): 12:50
Auction (PIWB): 49:36
Keeper (ICFFL): 69 mins-ish (nice)
Enjoy and good luck!
Commissioner Kellen recaps survey results from all 3 leagues - Keeper (begins at 3:12), Guillotine (7:12), and Auction (11:55). He then breaks down the auction league draft with the help of a guest (and possibly gets canceled along the way) and finishes the pod with Brendan and Jimmy grading each of the Auction teams. Enjoy!
Commissioner Kellen and Rick quickly review the Survive & Enhance Survey #1 Results and then dive into the Keeper League Power Rankings
Commissioner Kellen, Orrico, and Chris B. recap the draft picks made in the 2022 draft and give their opinions on their favorites and least favorite draft picks.
Leagues Covered: Keeper (ICFFL) Commissioner Kellen and Dr. Brendan give their opinions on the keepers and their values entering the 2022 draft.
1.00 - Introduction. This podcast will cover all the action in the leagues “commished” by Kellen: guillotine (Survive and Enhance), auction (The Price Is Wrong B*tch), and keeper (ICFFL). Recorded 8/18/2022