The Yankees Suck 3000: Recent Episodes
Yankees Suck
In each episode, host @PeachMachine gives you another reason why his favorite team, the New York Yankees, suck! If you love/hate the Yankees, you'll love/hate this show! Listen to hear the rantings and ravings of a baseball fanatic. For clarity... The greatest baseball team in history, with 27 World Series rings, is the New York Yankees. That doesn't mean they don't also suck!
The Yankees proved, in only four games, why this season was an illusion, and that they do in fact suuuuuuck!
Daaaaaaa Yankeeeees lose! Down 0-1 to the Astros ain't not no good spot to be in on or around for da Branx Bambers...
The Yankees barely beat the Guardians, and will now play the Astros to determine who goes on to play in the 2022 World Series.
Stop the experiment! Pull the plug, Boone! These guys are on life support and they’re costing us wins!
Hey Boone, stop covering for your billion dollar babies. They’re fine. Play your guys. Nobody bought a ticket to see Marwin Gonzalez.
Yankees lose both games of a double header and go cold! Yankees fans demand heads to roll! Hahahahahah!
The Yankees somehow score 3 runs, 2 on a passed ball, and come away with a 3-2 victory in the 3rd game against the Orioles. Bullshit!
The big bopper carried the Bronx babies on his broad shoulders in a 4 hit game, including 4 RBI and 2 HR. Confirmed: He’s headed to LA after this season!
Got no money and you got no car, then you got no CLOSER and there you are… And what comes next? Da Yankees lose…
Wow. Sooooo many runs. I’m like, really, impressed… Not! Follow @PeachMachine & @MamiMoxy & @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter.
The Yankees can’t keep this pace and will start to hit the skids big time. When that happens, the wheels will fall off.
The Yankees keep catching breaks! It’s a joke! Stanton and Judge hit a porch job and a big bopper, respectively, to win game 1 against the Bluejays. @PeachMachine will tell ya why the Yankees ain’t that good.
The Yankees keep scraping wins out of nowhere, barely hitting, but the breaks keep going their way. Follow @YankeesSuck3000 and host @PeachMachine to help support the show.
It’s Gleyber Day on Mother’s Day, as the Yankees split a double-header with Texas. @PeachMachine whines about too Boone’s over managing of rest days, and dreams about combing the Towers powers.
Do the Yankees have it in them to recover after the 11 game win streak was snapped? @PeachMachine says… yes. Follow the show and the sponsor on Twitter and IG: @YankeesSuck3000 and @BuyLoweBaseballCards
The Yankees had no business winning their 11th straight! Two terrible calls couldn’t be reviewed, and a couple of errors, opened Pandora’s box for the Blue Jays after a strong effort from Manoah was wasted! Plus, hear the game highlights and updates from around the league from @PeachMachine.
The Yankees have won 10 in a row, but @PeachMachine finds a way to criticize his Bronx Bombers anyway. Follow the show @YankeesSuck3000 as well as our sponsor @BuyLoweBaseballCards on IG and Twitter.
The Yankees are steaming’ hot! Working on a third consecutive sweep, the Yankees teed off against the Royals last night, but are they getting a little chip on their shoulders? @PeachMachine chops ‘em down a peg in episode 8 of “The Yankees Suck 3000” show.
How is that a reason the Yankees suck? Listen to @PeachMachine tell ya in episode 7 of “The Yankees Suck 3000” show! Follow @YankeesSuck3000 on Twitter and Instant Grammar.
Ya ain’t gonna always get 5 big boppers! Ya gatta play some small ball! @PeachMachine criticizes his NY Yankees for not scoring without home runs. Follow @YankeesSuck3000.
@PeachMachine criticizes Yankees starting pitching Gerrit Cole for not trusting the defense, and also talks about momentum, confidence, and what Joey Gallo needs to do to kick out of this slump. Follow @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter and IG.
@PeachMachine discusses the Yankees walk-off victory and subsequent post-game tomfoolery, and then previews today’s game against the Guardians as Gerrit Cole toes the slab in the boogie down Bronx.
In episode 3, @PeachMachine discusses Boone’s infatuation with pitch count. Follow the show @YankeesSuck3000 on Twitter and Instagram.
In the second episode of The Yankees Suck 3000, @PeachMachine discusses needless rest days, the Yankees C lineup, and how over analyzing data has hurt Boone’s ability to manage.
Inconsistency is killing the Yankees… It’s the beginning of a new show by @PeachMachine, The Yankees Suck 3000, and in this one, he’ll tell you why his favorite team, the Yankees, suck.