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"The GhenGhen is the culmination of all things awesome, shaken (sometimes stirred as well) & served in megabytes of audible madness. Always on the lookout for gist (being the unrepentant taatafo's we are), we fill you in on everything that's been going on in all the places we were never meant to be. Why do we do it? Because the monkey will always say it was his bushy eyebrows that cost him his beauty."
O, GhenGhen Mortals! The Winshes are strong! They tried hard! However, our heads are stronger [segshual]! We bring you today’s post! Remember to subscribe to our iTunes and Stitcher channels.
stay tuned for updates. -TeamGhenGhen"
GhenGhen Mortals, we don’t even know where to start. First, we’re very sorry for not putting up a post last week. It was the winshes… it was due to the terrorists… it was because of Tonto’s music (Hi Tonto)… it was because we couldn’t find shortbread for DJ Klem… it was… sigh There’s so much
O GhenGhen Mortals! Today, we bring ye a tale of two terms and sulking losers! A tale of twins and the loser among them! A tale of stingy husbands part-padlocking their wives! A tale of — cough Okay, just press play and let us stop shouting. Big shout out to Chinwe Ugoji
Oya wait! Before you start flogging us, we’re sorry! We couldn’t put up the post due to… erm… well… The winshes! Yes! It was the winshes! They didn’t want us to tell you about all the Halloween madness from last week, people giving kids cocaine for “trick or treat”, and mothers giving their babies weed.
The Team go in (non-sexual) on the crazy news from last week, starting with the OctoBreast-fest... Also on cheerful breast owners, canine loving breasts, and women selling their virginity (breasts inclusive of course) for $780k.
Yes! We’ve missed you too! Thanks to everyone that stayed downloading. Today’s podcast deals with… in fact, just click the button and listen. Remember to comment on our GhenGhen Proverb of the week. Give us your most creative response, and well…
We’re sorry!!! We’ve been off for the last two weeks, we know. Unfortunately, we’ve had a lot of technical issues. Panda and The Walker were moving, The Mallam was arrested for too much polish on his shine shine head, Luminus & The Reptile were... Enjoy"
In the spirit of Independence Day, Fuck you beensh! Spiritual Problems Behind Blackouts in Nigeria, landlord violence over bed-wetting, over mistimed climaxes and a lost dildo (Florida: SOmething is in the water), Skip chapel & Skip school fees
On Stolen Condoms, Dissatisfied Nymphos, & Other Cool Stories In the spirit of “Rep the CoolStory Kid”, the fellas go in on the coolest stories of the week. From Twitter to Barcelona, and even to the rugged outback of Kenya.
Shout out to Ari for giving us the GhenGhen question of the week. Spent Condom Thieves, Nymphos & bullets & the cops, Lolox me and my monkey for $2k, Shakira Hips,
On Royal Titties, [Not So] GOOD Music, and Centaur Babies
TeamGhenGhen goes in on… sigh… just listen sha. Shout out to everyone that sent in their voice notes. We couldn’t use every one (segshuaaal), but, y’all were amazing."
The fellas are on it again. This time, talking about breast sucking okada riders, indiscreet P setters, and witches falling from the sky. Shout out to Efa for coming in! We had a great time!
All Amala is not equal, Condom concerns, Couple Down Under Kpansh Up Against Noise Laws, Tugging Off Over Mobile Phone, Team Nigeria sets new Guest record
Slandered Alcohol, In-Law Relations goes wrong, Royal Jewels On Display, PrezGo, & Addendums on Okafor's law
Getting AHead in marriage, On Deadly Threesomes (Kpanshing into the Next Life), Oily Pastors, and Black Marias and Moist behaviour
Chad Johnson headbutts wife, Robin Van Persie leaves Arsenal to Man Utd and hurts Pierce Morgan, Onitsha sex and death, Rick Ross vs Black Maria
The Year was 2012, it was the London Summer Olympics, Nigeria had the 8th fastest woman in the world, and the Twilight screen romance was broken by Real-life konji