Discussing Nothing: Recent Episodes
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Want to know the answer to some of life's biggest questions? Well move along, you won't find them here.
Join the YouMore team for Discussing Nothing: where the one thing we don't do is discuss life's big questions.
Inspired by the random, stupid thoughts that pop into our heads throughout the week, this podcast is all about getting to the bottom of the pointless questions we ask ourselves.
Sound like your bag? Then come and dip your toes in our pool of pointless knowledge.
This one starts with a simple question… what’s the worst thing beginning with G? And somehow ends up with a full debate on gangly people, forced group games, and why duck, duck, goose might be the most humiliating activity ever created. As always, it goes off track pretty quickly. If you’ve ever been dragged into a game you didn’t want to play, this one will feel painfully familiar.
Take a trip back to childhood. Emma, Ross and Aalyn are ranking their top childhood snacks… and it quickly turns into chaos. From Angel Delight (controversial), to Tiny Teddies getting absolutely dismantled, to Calippos, Lunchables and the iconic Müller Corner… this one is pure nostalgia.
There are strong opinions, questionable pronunciations, and a very detailed method of eating biscuits that probably says too much about someone. What was your go-to childhood snack?
A very serious discussion about one of life’s biggest questions. What actually belongs in a pick n mix?
Emma comes in with milk bottles, peach rings, fizzy bubblegum bottles and chocolate peanuts. Ross backs giant gummy snakes, watermelon slices, foamy bananas and gummy turtles. Aalyn throws chaos into the mix with Jazzies (or Freckles), plus mini eggs. Strong opinions. Zero consensus.
The only real question is who you would trust with your tenner at the cinema.
Kelvin and Liam go head to head in what might be the least informed history debate of all time.Liam is dropped into Rome in 200AD. Kelvin lands in London in the 1800s. From there, things spiral quickly.
They debate health, quality of life, technology, fashion, philosophy and whether you would rather risk your life in the Colosseum or get stuck up someone’s chimney.
Early podcast, bad facts and blind confidence all play a part here.
Please do not fact check anything said in this episode. We certainly didn’t.
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Liam, Kelvin and Ross attempt to answer that simple question and immediately derail it. What starts with video game legends somehow turns into South American dictators, Renaissance geniuses, reality TV icons and a very confused Gary Neville.
There’s absolutely no theme, no shared vibe and no chance this dinner ends well. Opinions are questioned. Choices are judged. Someone genuinely suggests Fidel Castro.
This might be the worst dinner party ever put together. Or the best. We’re still not sure.
This episode is all about guessing the film from the Letterboxd review. Ross, Emma and Ben in the hot seats, trying to work out which film is being described from some very questionable reviews.
Some guesses are confident. Most are completely wrong. Along the way, you’ll get a pretty clear idea of what these three actually think about your favourite films.
No genre is off limits. No opinion is held back.
Except Marvel films. Those are mysteriously protected. Sorry, Ross.
Aalyn and Liam sit down to face some of Ross’ most questionable would you rathers. The kind of questions no one asked for, but everyone has an opinion on. We’re talking jelly toes, permanent sand in your bed, and a steady descent into complete chaos. It starts off sensible enough. It does not stay that way. What follows is overthinking, arguing over technicalities, and taking these scenarios far more seriously than any reasonable person should. Consider this less a game and more an insight into how the YouMore brain works when left unsupervised.
Ben, Ross and Kelvin attempt to answer life’s biggest question: What’s the worst thing beginning with F?
Kelvin immediately picks Fiancés, which is a bold move for a married man. He also wants Britain to stop “trying to be French” and would prefer the term “bird”. We're not sure what century he thinks we're living in.
Ben goes with Frank Conversations, because nothing sparks anxiety like someone saying “can we have a frank chat later?”
Liam, Emma and Ross tackle the Best Thing Beginning with L and things go downhill immediately.
Emma goes wholesome and picks Laughter.
Liam goes unhinged and picks Liam - apparently believing “there is no laughter without Liam”.
Ross politely questions whether Liam is a comedic genius or just a congested little freak with an inflated ego.
It’s short, it’s silly, and Liam somehow roasts himself more than anyone else does.
Liam, Ross and Kelvin dive back into their childhoods to rank their Top 5 Video Games… even though Ross and Kelvin’s childhoods definitely happened sometime around the Industrial Revolution. From CoD4 and LEGO Star Wars to EyeToy and Pro Evo, this episode is pure nostalgia, pure chaos, and pure proof that everyone’s gaming upbringing was wildly different. Liam brings the modern classics, Ross brings the PS2 fever dreams, and Kelvin brings “Destroy All Humans” energy that suddenly makes a lot of sense.
Are you an empath… or an empire?
Ross, Kelvin, and Jordan dive into their Top 5 Apps, and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. From the essential Clock app (which you apparently can delete??) to the legendary iBeer and the “totally professional” LinkedIn
The lads debate which apps truly deserve a spot on your home screen.
What’s the worst thing beginning with “E”? Kelvin goes for embarrassment (which hits especially hard when you think as highly of yourself as he does), while Ben argues for earworms, those torturous little songs that won’t leave your head. Along the way, Ross even chips in with a few embarrassing stories of his own. Cringe, laughs, and a lot of questionable singing, welcome to another episode of Discussing Nothing.
What are the top 5 animals that capture your heart or make you laugh? Emma, Ross, and Aalyn debate their favourites, from pallas cats and quokkas to stingrays and stoner koalas. Expect some surprises, some cute chaos, and maybe a debate over which animals deserve ultimate bragging rights.
Ever wondered which sounds make life surprisingly satisfying or just plain weird? Alex, Ross, and Aalyn share their top 5 sounds, from crackling fires and the perfect golf drive to the click of office mice and even popping your cheek. Some are relaxing, some are oddly specific, and a few might make you cringe (in a good way).
Krusty Krab or kettle? Jordan and Alex go head-to-head in a battle of the best things starting with K. Jordan’s devotion to the Krusty Krab leads to a grilling about his trip to try the legendary Krabby Patty, while Alex defends his humble kettle. Fun, chaotic, and slightly random, just the way we like it.
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Ross, Jordan, and Ben dive headfirst into a surprisingly heated debate: the Top 5 buttons to press. From high-stakes machinery to nostalgic tech and oddly satisfying bus stops, the lads each bring their own chaotic energy to the table.
Jordan's list takes us on a journey that includes the elegance of the car start/stop button, the underrated brilliance of the B/O button on a controller, and the oddly compelling stop button on a bus.
Meanwhile, Ben stays loyal to tactile satisfaction: cassette player buttons, microwave beeps, camera shutters, and the R3 click on a PlayStation controller. Oh, and a literal kill switch on industrial machinery because nothing says "satisfying press" like immediate danger.
Tune in for a ridiculous, nostalgic, and unnecessarily passionate discussion about buttons.
What's the GOAT of breakfast cereals? Emma, Ross and Aalyn dig deep into sugary nostalgia and soggy disappointment. Ross hates a cereal that can’t hold its structure. Emma is ride-or-die for anything with coco in the name. And Aalyn… has never seen the Honey Monster. Is your fave on the list?
What’s the best thing beginning with the letter J? Kelvin and Liam go head-to-head in a fierce debate: Jigglypuff vs John Cena. One can sing opponents to sleep. The other can’t be seen. Ross ends up getting Jigglypuffed. Pokemon is art. John Cena is... well, John Cena.
Is free solo climbing harder than golf?
Ben (a climber) says yes. Ross and Kelvin say absolutely not. Sure, if you fall off a cliff you die. But in golf, you battle wind, grass, and existential dread. One bad bounce and it’s over. Welcome to the weirdest sports debate you didn’t know you needed.
This week on Discussing Nothing, it’s a verbal smackdown... minus the actual swears.
Liam and Alex go head-to-head with their Top 5 Non-Swearing Insults from “dobber” to “yer da sells Avon.” It’s childish, It’s borderline offensive, it's the usual Discussing nothing.
Warning: a few yellow cards were handed out...
Ross, Aalyn and Alex tackle one of the most important food debates of our time: the top 5 ways to eat potatoes.
Alex makes a bold play with curly fries and a shout for McDonald’s hash browns (and yes—he calls lattice fries “cross cuts” like it’s normal). Aalyn keeps it classy with buttery smash and crispy wedges. Ross? He’s staying true to his Scottish roots with tattie scones and… just chips. Classic.
Expect passionate opinions, unnecessary judgment, and lots of potato-based chat. How do you rank your top spud styles?
Emma and Ben go head-to-head in the battle of the worst thing beginning with D and this one gets weird. Ben feels spooky and nominates demons, arguing they represent all things haunting and evil (even if they may or may not exist). Emma, on the other hand, goes for a very real, very daily struggle: doing the dishes. But here’s the twist... Ross is the judge, and doing the dishes is actually his favourite chore. Are demons just misunderstood? Is Emma being dramatic about the dishes? And most importantly… does Casper count as a demon?
This week on Discussing Nothing, Liam and Kelvin battle it out over the best thing beginning with ‘I’—and it’s a showdown of suits vs. six legs.
Liam makes a strong case for Iron Man—the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who built a suit of armour in a cave... with a box of scraps! He's stylish, selfless, and saves the world on the side. What more could you want?
elvin, meanwhile, champions insects—nature’s tiny unsung heroes. From pollination to breaking down waste, they quite literally keep the world turning. No big deal.Which ‘I’ comes out on top? Tune in for science, superheroes, and some surprisingly heartfelt bug chat.
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Kelvin reveal their top 5 worst things to stand on—physically, emotionally, and spiritually. From black ice and crushed snails to the heartbreak of stepping on your dog’s paw, they cover the full spectrum of pain and guilt.
Kelvin shares his sneaky frustrations with creaky floorboards and rogue forest sticks (great for ruining stealth missions or sneaking home after a night out).
It’s time to get your snack on. In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Liam reveal their Top 5 Girl Dinners—those chaotic yet iconic meals that live somewhere between a picky tea and a fridge raid.
Emma (a certified girl) brings her expert-level girl dinner game to the table, while Liam does his best to channel his inner feminine snacker—with a little help from fellow women. From crisp plates to leftover mash-ups, nothing is too weird, too beige, or too beautiful to be considered dinner.
Expect strong opinions, serious fridge rummaging energy, and more cheese cubes than you can shake a breadstick at.
In this cracking episode of Discussing Nothing, Liam, Ross, and Aalyn share their top 5 ways to eat eggs. From Liam hating those fancy Instagram poached eggs to his love for shakshuka, Ross talking about his obsession with scotch eggs at the cinema, and Aalyn’s passion for eggs benedict. They even debate the special egg used in McMuffins. It’s a scrambled mess of egg talk and a lot of laughs! Don’t miss it!
Ever wondered which cartoon character would be your absolute worst roommate? Emma, Kelvin, and Ross dive into this nightmare scenario with some questionable picks.
Emma is certain Patrick Star would turn her house into a smelly disaster zone, while Kelvin thinks living with Homer Simpson might actually get him killed (but hey, at least there’d be beers). And Ross? He’s got a personal vendetta against Jerry from Tom & Jerry.
Would these characters survive the house-share, or would their roommates plot their downfall? Find out in this hilarious debate!
Kelvin, Ross, and Liam go global in this culinary showdown, ranking their top 5 cuisines from around the world!
From hearty British pies to sizzling Mexican nachos, this episode is a cultural melting pot of flavours and chaos. But what makes a cuisine truly great? Can Greek gyros beat Japanese teppanyaki? Will Thai curries take the crown, or is it all about Chinese takeaway classics?
Tune in to find out—and maybe grab a snack because this one will leave you starving!
What’s the worst thing starting with the letter C? Ben and Liam face off with their choices, and Ross has the final say on which gets banished forever. Ben makes a case against creepy clowns (and who can blame him?), while Liam dives into corruption on every level—political, moral, and personal.
It’s clowns vs. corruption in this battle of the C-words.
The ultimate transportation showdown is here! Bikes vs. Cars. Ben, the office cycling fanatic, takes on Emma, the queen of road rage, in a fiery debate about bikes versus cars.
From environmental impact to convenience (and those cyclists who move slower than molasses), they hash out the big issues while Ross does his best to mediate. Who wins? Let’s just say things get wheely intense.
The toast showdown you didn’t know you needed! Aalyn, Ross, and Emma go head-to-head with their top five toast toppings. From Nutella and peanut butter to the divisive vegemite, we cover the full spectrum of savoury, sweet, and straight-up controversial. Who has the best list? Who should never be allowed near a toaster again?
Plus, Emma’s surprising number 3 choice comes with an unexpected sound effect that leaves everyone in stitches. Ribbit ribbit—don’t miss this one!
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Ross is joined by Liam and Emma for a heated debate over the best thing starting with "H."
Liam saddles up with horse, making his case for humanity’s second-best friend. From their role in agriculture to their cultural significance, he’s galloping straight for the win.
Emma, on the other hand, takes us to church (literally) with Hozier. Describing him as the songbird of our generation, she argues that his soul-stirring music is unparalleled.
It’s horses vs. Hozier—who takes the crown? Watch now to find out!
We're back with another alphabetical showdown! Join us for this episode of your favourite podcast as we discuss the incredibly important topic - what is the worst thing in the whole world beginning with the letter B?
Discussing Nothing creator Jordan is back for another guest appearance today as he puts forth his arguments about why he believes bombs are the worst thing on planet Earth beginning with B. On the opposition, Liam uses dirty tactics to win over the Discussing Nothing judge Ross, as he argues that in fact it's the common badger that should be destroyed off the face of the earth (perhaps using bombs?).
Will Jordan win Ross over using logic and a genuine concern for mankind, or will Liam sweet talk his way to victory by using Ross' greatest enemy to his advantage?
Welcome to the Christmas Special of Discussing Nothing! Ross, Aalyn, and Jordan are gearing up for the holiday season by ranking the top 5 main course items for a Christmas dinner.
But don’t expect a smooth ride—things get spicy when the classic turkey comes under fire. Is it time to swap it out for gammon? And then there's Skirlie... what even is that, and why is it so important? Oh, and don't get us started on whether Yorkshire puddings really belong on the Christmas table—prepare for some heated debates. It’s all the holiday chaos you need, wrapped in a festive bow!
Tune in and see who comes out on top in this Christmas dinner showdown!
This week, Ben makes his debut on Discussing Nothing, joining Kelvin and Ross to settle a truly life-altering debate: which two carbs would they choose to live with forever? Bread, rice, pasta, or potatoes—who reigns supreme?
Prepare for some hot takes and deep discussions, including; Is there actually a healthy way to eat potatoes? The geopolitical importance of rice and would Scottish chippies even survive without tatties?!
It’s carbs, chaos, and comedy—don’t miss this doughy debate!
This week, Kelvin, Ross, and Emma are serving up their steaming hot lists of the top 5 soups to find out who’s got the ultimate taste in broth-based cuisine.
Expect some questionable choices, like Kelvin’s undying love for miso soup (or as Ross calls it, bathwater), a heated debate over whether ramen even counts as soup, and the mystery of Kelvin’s Gran’s turkey and parmesan soup—iconic or cursed?
Oh, and don’t miss the team’s thoughts on the dark, grey abyss of mushroom soup. A culinary delight or something best left in the shadows?
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Aalyn and Liam face off to decide which three modern items they’d bring back to caveman times!
From health books on botany and pocket knives to a deck of cards and guitars, they’re ready to impress (or confuse) the prehistoric crowd.Who will win over the ultimate judge—our resident Scottish chief caveman, Ross? Will it be practical survival tools or pure entertainment that claims the victory?
Join us as we debate which modern items would blow the minds of ancient humans in this hilariously imaginative episode!
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Alex, Liam, and Ross dive into the thrilling world of... household chores!
That's right, we're ranking the top 3 chores that actually get them excited. From vacuuming to tidying up, these guys find joy in the unexpected.
We also uncover some shocking revelations, like Ross admitting he doesn’t make his bed in the morning—could this be why his life’s in shambles? Meanwhile, Liam sparks a debate on whether scattering grass seed even counts as a household chore.
Tune in for some hilarious banter, unexpected hot takes on chores, and maybe even a few cleaning tips you didn’t know you needed!
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Alex, Emma, and Ross dive into the ultimate nostalgia trip: ranking their top 3 childhood playground games!
Expect heated debates and hilarious tangents as they cover some very pressing topics, like Alex's lifelong gripe with hoodies, Emma's undeniable P7 energy, and some classic throwbacks to their schoolyard glory days.
From toilet tag to cuppy, no game is left unplayed!
It's a fun-filled episode that’ll take you right back to playtime!
Discussing Nothing is BACK for Season 3, and we're kicking things off with a hilarious episode: Seducing Kelvin!
In this episode, Emma and Liam go head-to-head, each trying to woo Kelvin with their ideal date. Emma opts for the classic romantic vibe, with a scenic countryside drive, lunch in a park, fancy restaurant dining, and... a stop to visit her parents' dog?
Meanwhile, Liam cranks it up a notch with an epic, outlandish dream date—taking Kelvin on the legendary Trans-Siberian Railway for an adventure like no other!
Who will win Kelvin's heart with their date ideas? Romantic simplicity or a bucket-list journey? Tune in to find out!
Get ready to take a deep breath and indulge your olfactory senses in the latest episode of the podcast, where Ross, Aalyn, and Kelvin discuss their top five favourite smells!
Kelvin kicks things off with an unexpected twist, nominating the surprising aroma of nothingness as his craziest pick. From wet dogs to the earthy scent of petrichor, Kelvin's list lives us to his pretentious nature.
Meanwhile, Aalyn opts for cosy nostalgia with scents like Christmas, wood smoke, and the comforting aroma of wine corks. It's a list that's sure to evoke fond memories and warm feelings.
Last but not least, Ross delivers a lineup of classic favourites, from the mouthwatering smell of bacon to the fresh scent of cut grass. But it's the unexpected addition of his own farts that really raises eyebrows – turns out, not everyone's on board with that choice!
Tune in to discover which smells reign supreme in this aromatic showdown.
Get ready for a record-breaking episode of Discussing Nothing! In this hilarious instalment, Ross steps in as the unofficial adjudicator for the Guinness Book of World Records. With Liam and Alex presenting their wildest record-breaking ambitions, it's up to Ross to decide who will emerge victorious based purely on his knowledge of these two characters.
Liam, the office chatterbox, is confident he can break the record for the longest time spent continuously talking without stopping, the longest gaming session, and the most pints consumed before leaving the pub.
Alex, on the other hand, aims for the largest Lego collection (can he even afford it?) and has the ambitious goal of eating at every McDonald's in the world. Unfortunately, Alex didn't bring a third idea to the table – classic Alex, always underprepared!
Tune in to find out who Ross deems worthy of a world record and who needs to rethink their life choices.
Get ready for an epic showdown in the latest episode of the podcast, where Emma and Kelvin go head-to-head in a battle to determine the best thing beginning with the letter G!
Emma throws down the gauntlet with her favourite pastime and second home, the Gym, while Kelvin makes a bold move by choosing Video Games – okay, so it starts with a V, but hey, we'll allow it for the sake of competition!
As these two passionate enthusiasts duke it out to prove the superiority of their chosen hobby, prepare for a rollercoaster of accusations, insights, and existential musings. From debates about the types of people who enjoy these activities to profound quotes that'll make you ponder your very existence.
Who will emerge victorious in the ultimate showdown of G-worthy hobbies? Tune in to find out – it's guaranteed to be a clash you won't want to miss!
Get ready to LOL and SMH in the latest episode of Discussing Nothing, where Liam and Ross are joined by none other than Aayln (sort of dragged along, TBH). Liam, the office's resident Gen Z baby, brings his quick wit and trendy slang to the table, while Aayln, well, let's just say she's a bit of a boomer.
In an attempt to bridge the generation gap, decided to sit these two down and let Liam work his magic in teaching Aayln some of the latest and greatest phrases from the Gen Z lexicon. From lit AF to yeet-worthy expressions, it's a crash course in all things trendy and meme-worthy.
So grab your avocado toast and prepare to vibe with us as we navigate the hilarious collision of generations. Will Aayln emerge from this experience with newfound linguistic prowess? Or will Liam's attempts to educate fall flat? Tune in to find out – it's finna pop off!
Get ready for a mouthwatering showdown in the latest episode of Discussing Nothing! Join Emma and Alex as they rank the best chocolates in the Cadbury's Heroes box. But be warned – this sweet debate is filled with surprises, shocks, and plenty of chocolatey drama!
In a twist that will leave you scratching your head, Emma commits the ultimate chocolate faux pas by placing the beloved Cadbury Creme Egg at the bottom of her list. Meanwhile, Alex and Ross champion this iconic treat, sparking a debate that's as heated as it is hilarious.
But the excitement doesn't stop there!
From the irresistible allure of the Dinky Decker chocolate to the divisive nature of the chocolate éclair, no chocolate goes unscathed from their scrutiny. And let's not forget about Alex's gran's infamous diet of bread and flakes – rumour has it, she's single-handedly responsible for the increase in the price of flakes!
So grab your favourite snack, settle in, and join us as we indulge in the delicious world of Cadbury's Heroes!
Get ready for a heartwarming episode of Discussing Nothing, where Emma and Liam take on a mission to woo none other than the office heartthrob, Ross!
In this romantic escapade, Emma and Liam compete to plan the ultimate dream date for Ross, and let's just say, sparks are bound to fly! From three-course meals to delightful drinks and exciting activities, our contestants pull out all the stops to win Ross's affection.
Emma takes a more down-to-earth approach, offering a sentimental home-cooked meal in her cat-infested flat – because who can resist the charm of feline companionship? Meanwhile, Liam goes all out, sparing no expense and relying on his incredible friendship with Ross to cater to his every desire.
But that's not all – this episode is packed with surprises, from discussions about football legend Alan Shearer to the soulful sounds of Sam Fender. It's a rollercoaster of laughter, love, and unexpected twists that'll leave you rooting for your favourite contestant.
Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Discussing Nothing! Today, join the Beany Boys - Ross, Kelvin, and Liam - as they dive into the controversial world of Scottish breakfast items.
Buckle up as they dissect Scotland's OFFICIAL TOP TEN list of breakfast goodies, and yes, for our beloved fans south of the border, we're sorry to say, no hashbrowns allowed!
Grilled Tomato might find itself at the bottom of everyone's list, but after that, it's gloves off!
Will Liam withstand the unprovoked ridicule from his two discerning companions? Or are Kelvin and Ross onto something with their disdain for mushrooms? Tune in to find out!
Get ready to supersize your laughter with the latest episode of Discussing Nothing, where Ross, Kelvin, and Alex dish out their thoughts on the top five McDonald's menu items!
With Kelvin bringing the insider knowledge as an ex-McDonald's employee, Alex flaunting his self-proclaimed expertise in all things Mickey D's, and Ross adding his unique flair of drunkenly berating McDonald's employees (we've all been there, right?), this episode promises to be an absolute treat.
From Cheeseburger chasers to sneaky post-dinner stops at the Golden Arches, no McDonald's craving goes unexplored. Alex even aims for the "unnecessary" McDonald's drink, revealing his bold strategy of binning it – talk about a revolutionary approach to fast food!
Join us as we dive into the greasy, guilty pleasures of the McDonald's menu.
In the latest episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast, Alex and Kelvin are diving into the Top of the Pops! And no, we're not talking about the music TV show; we're talking about the American's term for that bubbly, effervescent delight – fizzy juice.
Join our dynamic duo as they rattle off their top five fizzy drinks, ranging from the patriotic Irn Bru to Alex's nostalgic trip down memory lane, where Cherry Aid took him to unexpected heights. Get ready for a taste bud journey that's both sweet and effervescent, much like the fizzy concoctions they're passionately discussing.
But hold on tight, because Kelvin, true to form, takes the pretentious route with the sophisticated choice of Fentimans Rose Lemonade. It's not just a drink; it's an experience, or so Kelvin would have you believe.
Whether you're a soda aficionado or just someone looking for a refreshing listen, this episode has it all – from bubbly banter to fizzy revelations. So grab your favourite fizzy beverage, sit back, and let Alex and Kelvin guide you through a carbonated conversation.
Prepare yourselves for a showdown of epic proportions in the latest episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast! Emma and Kelvin are going head-to-head in a battle to determine the absolute best thing beginning with the letter F. Grab your favourite cosy blanket and maybe a cup of coffee (or decaf, we won't judge) because this one's perfect to put on and fall asleep to.
In the red corner, we have Emma championing the cause of "Food" – a sensible and fundamental choice, considering it's the sustenance that keeps us all ticking. However, her argument takes an unexpected turn as she delves into the intricate details of the digestive process.
On the green side, Kelvin enters the ring advocating for the majestic "Forests." A choice that evokes the beauty of nature, oxygen-rich air, and the existence of woodland creatures. His pitch takes you on a journey through the tranquil depths of nature's wonders.
But wait! Hold onto your sleeping masks, because an unexpected third player sneaks in from the sidelines, turning the tide of the competition in a way no one saw coming.
Who will emerge victorious in this F-filled face-off? Join us for an episode that's not just about the letters but about the unexpected twists that make Discussing Nothing truly something special.
Hold onto your condiment containers, folks! The Discussing Nothing podcast is spicing things up in the latest episode with none other than the highly anticipated, jaw-dropping, and sauce-drenched top-five list! Our sauce aficionados, Liam and Alex, take centre stage as they present their nominations for the most saucy selections of all time.
In this saucy showdown, we've enlisted "Sauce Millar" himself, Ross, to act as our referee. Spoiler alert: turns out, Ross might be a bit underqualified for the role due to his surprising lack of sauce knowledge. But fear not, sauce enthusiasts, because what he lacks in expertise, he makes up for in sheer enthusiasm!
Prepare your taste buds as Alex spills the saucy secrets, including the recipe for his legendary "Alex's Special Nando's Sauce." Brace yourselves for the controversial twist involving the introduction of meat juice to the sauce party – a move that's causing quite a stir. And did we mention Alex's peculiar penchant for exclusively indulging in mayo during alpine adventures?
Just like a Shakespearean play, this podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions, with highs, lows, and unexpected twists that keep you on the edge of your seat.
As we kick off the new year, the Discussing Nothing podcast is making a triumphant return with a burst of energy, and guess what's on the menu this time? A good old-fashioned top-five list, and folks, we're diving deep into the fruity world! In this week's episode, our lively trio—Emma, the resident vegetarian causing a bit of nectarine-related confusion, and Kelvin, the maestro of the most pretentious fruit choices imaginable—take you on a flavourful journey.
Hold onto your taste buds as Kelvin unveils his exotic picks, ranging from plantains to lychees, while Emma navigates the fuzzy terrain of what truly defines a nectarine. Get ready for a podcast that's not only entertaining but also nutritious – because we're serving up your fair share of the recommended five a day!
Join the banter as we peel back the layers of fruit knowledge, exploring the spectrum from the ordinary to the extraordinary. It's the kind of fruit-filled conversation that makes you question if tomatoes really belong in the fruit family.
As the new year draws closer, this truly is the best time for some reflection Sighs One thing that I would personally like to reflect on is some of the biggest robberies of 2023. Our nominees are:
- Erling Haaland - Ballon d'Or
- KSI - KSI vs Tommy Fury
- THIS VERY EPISODE OF THE PODCAST!
In this episode, Ross (The pub landlord) has asked Liam (The person writing this) and Kelvin (The self-professed best editor in the office) which five beverages they would choose to have on tap if he were to hand over the keys - and well, that's just what is at stake here. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! The winner will take over the coveted Old Bull Inn.
We cover everything from Ross' inability to pronounce Spanish lager names to Kelvin lying about his ability to build a Prosecco pump! You won't want to miss out on the absolutely horrific takes we have in this episode.
O welcome, all ye Christmas Lovers, to another episode of Discussing Nothing. As we approach Christmas, and start to do less work in the office, we thought it would only be appropriate to serve you up a festive helping of nonsense. We have pushed the boat out on this one... forget our usual scheduled programming of top-five lists, this time, we are taking a look at the top five Christmas things (yeah, I was as surprised as you are when I heard this one) Who better to discuss the topic than Aayln, the Christmas Queen and Alex, office Santa himself!
Now this episode is a true Christmas miracle, perhaps one of the most wholesome meetings of the mind to take place on our prestigious pod. From the controversial political debate of real tree vs fake tree, because we all know that real trees are 'too spike', to Alex, once again reminding the audience of his prideful hot tub ownership.
Months.... Gotta love em, right? Well, our long-time listeners will know that over here, at Discussing Nothing, we are incapable of counting above five, so twelve doesn't fly for us. That is why we have brought together the minds of Emma (resident vegetarian) and Alex (Lover of all things meat) to debate the top five months.
Now, when I tell you this podcast has it all, I'm lying. What it does have is a tolerable conversation about birthdays, the moon landing and April Fools etiquette. Have you been post-fools joking? Find out here at the UK's Number one podcast for irrelevant conversation - where we dive deep into the questions Ross thinks of the day before recording.
ROMAINE calm and get ready for the latest episode of Discussing Nothing! Join Emma, Kelvin, and Ross as they reveal their un-BEET-able top 5 favourites. From the bedrock of lettuce to the versatile and underrated onion, these three colleagues discuss everything from taste preferences to the controversial status of potatoes as a vegetable. Prepare for some heated debates and even a pumpkin-growing contest victory story from our resident farmer, Ross. So grab your favourite veggie snack and tune in to Discussing Nothing!
In this latest episode of 'Discussing Nothing,' Alex and Liam butt heads in debate over the best thing in the world that starts with the letter E. Liam, in an attempt to win by default, argues for equal rights. Alex on the other hand passionately defends his favourite multipurpose food, eggs. Where will this episode take us? Tune in to hear their arguments, or lack thereof, and find out who wins. Don't miss this thought-provoking discussion on our favourite podcast about absolutely nothing!
Now this is an episode thats sure to cause a 'stir' around the office... What are the best biscuits to dunk in your hot beverage of choice? Emma and Alex engage in a lively debate, sharing their top three choices and discussing the merits of each. From classic favourites like chocolate digestives and rich teas to unconventional choices like KitKats and French fries (they don't call him unconventional Alex for nothing) this episode is sure to have you pondering which flour-based backed confectionary will reign supreme!
p.s Kit Kats are definitely not a biscuit!
In this hilarious instalment titled 'Alex the genie' The spotlight is on our boss, Alex, who has transformed into a GENIE! We do like to get creative over here once in a while. Alex will grant three wishes to one of his co-hosts, Aayln or Emma, but there's a catch - these wishes must tackle those oh-so pesky first-world problems.
Aayln's wishes are genius! Never having to walk behind someone slow - Perfect, a dreamy unlimited year-round pass to a Christmas warehouse (Because who doesn't love Christmas all year long?), and a magical wardrobes that effortlessly outfits her in style.
Emma's wishes are an endless supply of meal-prepped food (and we ain't talking fish and a rice cake). But we struck controversy mid-podcast with her wish for TELEPORTATION! That's not solving a first-world problem. However, her third with was a lot more tame - to always have perfect hair when she wakes up!
My fellow wanderers in the realm of absolute absurdity, I welcome you to yet another enchanting episode of "Discussing Nothing," the podcast that boldly goes where no coherent conversation has gone before!
We're taking a dive into the whimsical world of finger faucets. Think about it; you're living your best life with a set of finger faucets, each digit a potential spout of liquid enchantment. The possibilities are endless, and oh, what a riotous mess we're about to make! Alex has conjured up a concoction of choices that's nothing short of pure genius.
Behold, the epic triad of windscreen wash, sweet chili sauce, and paint. Yes, you read that right, and no, your ears aren't deceiving you. We're talking about turning everyday activities into a spectacle worthy of a contemporary art exhibit!
Join us as we embark on this extraordinary journey into the surreal and the side-splitting. We'll ponder the very essence of finger faucets and the audacity of Alex's choices. Will the world ever be the same again? Probably not, but we're all here for the ride!
Welcome, to another riveting instalment of 'Discussing Nothing,' the podcast that takes the art of debating the irrelevant to new heights! You've heard us argue what the best thing beginning with A (Avocados for the record) We now have a revolutionary new topic: The Worst Thing Beginning with A!
In this uproarious episode, we're throwing two contenders into the ring, each scrapping for the title of the ultimate annoyance: Armies and Allergies. Now, you might be wondering how on earth one could compare a legion of marching soldiers with those sneezy, sniffling little irritants that invade our lives seasonally. Well, folks, that's exactly what we're here to do.
Join us as we unpack these eye-watering (due to the pollen of-course) arguments. We'll weigh the merits of battlefield glory against the agony of hay fever, pushing the boundaries of pointless debate in the name of podcasting. So whether you're a seasoned general with a knack for tactical warfare or just someone who's been personally victimised by a dandelion, tune in!
Welcome to another 'Discussing Nothing,' the podcast that takes the ordinary and twists it into extraordinary hilarity! In this uproarious episode, we're diving headfirst into a showdown that's so absurd, it's practically legendary: The Kardashians vs. a Cowboy! But hold onto your hats, folks, because this ain't your run-of-the-mill brawl!
Picture this: The glamorous Kardashian clan, known for their impeccable style, outlandish drama, and world-famous contouring, are facing off against a good ol' cowboy. But wait, before you assume it's just a regular showdown, think again! These Kardashians have been busy honing their mutant-like powers, and trust us, it's not just about makeup and selfies anymore. Meanwhile, our cowboy contender is no ordinary ranch hand. With a mighty flick of his weather-controlling wrist, he can conjure up storms that rival even the fieriest of Kardashian feuds. But there's a catch: shiny objects hold an irresistible allure for our weather-wielding wrangler. Will he remember he's in the middle of a battle, or will he be lured away by a particularly reflective belt buckle?
Let's get philosophical, guys. What is a clone? What does it mean to say something is "natural"? Are we humans, like Sisyphus before us, flying too close to the sun with our constant search for progress and advancement? These are all questions that we almost completely ignore in this fine episode of Discussing Nothing where Dolly the Sheep, a so-called "abomination to nature", plays a central role. That's right, you saw the letter "D" at the start of "Dolly" so you know what this episode's about. It's the best thing beginning with D! Find out the real meaning of "masculinity" with Kelvin's top notch deconstruction of Drive, or opt for Edinburgh's favourite clone, Dolly. Both are undoubtedly two of the greatest achievements of humanity's short existence so far, but which will prevail?
Eh-oh! We've got another super fight for you to sink your gnarly teeth into! Alex and Tristan, barely recovered from the wounds of their previous battle, are set to tear into each other once again. The fighters? A viking with the cone of shame vs... Teletubbies. With cat-like reflexes and an urgent need for the toilet. Seems fair, right? And you would be right - it is fair! But to find out you will have to give this episode, saturated in the urine of Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po, a good old watch. Check it out!
If there's one thing we love in the Discussing Nothing podcast, it's slowly working our way through the alphabet and arguing about the best thing beginning with each letter. You've had your "A" winner with avocados. Champion of "B" was brunch. What's next? You guessed it - we need to decide on a winner for "C". In the "C" corner we have Emma and her army of cats. Not dogs - cats. What makes these furry felines the best thing in existence to begin with the alphabets third, and arguably most curvaceous, letter? If anyone knows, Emma does. In the other corner, also called the "C" corner, Tristan is running. But he's not running alone, he's running with the smash-hit stop-motion feature length picture... Chicken Run! Who will come out on top in this heated battle? Will Ross back the cats or the chickens in this fight for the title? Listen to find out...
The Discussing Nothing super fight is back for another edition, with Alex and Tristan fighting it out once more in what's becoming a bitter and heated rivalry. The fighters today are: a sushi chef with not one, not two, not three, not five, but FOUR arms, and a werewolf wearing stilts! Will the sushi chef's years of training with the sharpest of knives pay dividend when they're wielding four at once, or will the supernatural being - presumably fresh from a stint in the circus - prevail? Listen to find out!
If there's anything I know about the UK and its inhabitants, it's that we LOVE crisps. So, naturally, we love talking about what the best flavour of crisp is. That's where Discussing Nothing is heading for this episode! Departing from the usual argumentative and confrontational feeling of the podcast, this time Alex, Ross and Emma are going to have to work together to agree on the top five flavours. Prawn cocktail? Cheese and onion? Who knows what these crazy cats are going to decide on?! Well, I know actually because I watched the discussion live - front row seat of course. And, let me tell you, some people were NOT happy with the outcome. So crack open your favourite packet of crisp and wrap your ear holes around this podcast!
Edinburgh's most informed people are back with another episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast. What are they discussing this week? You guessed it: nothing! Well... Nothing of any importance, anyway. Speaking of nothing, cucumbers eh? They're a bit of nothing. Add nothing to a meal. Have no nutritional content. They're there, but they're not really there; like a distant memory that might have once been a fond one, but you can't quite seem to grasp it anymore. At least that's what Kelvin thinks of cucumbers in his Discussing Nothing debut! Kelvin's cucumbers are battling with Emma's crying cinema babies to be outlawed by Ross - yet again the self-appointed Prime Minister of YouMore Land. YouMore Land, and the wider world, is LITTERED with cinemas packed to the gills with crying babies - so claims Emma, anyway. Listen to find out what will be banished forever, and what will continue to plague the lives of the poor YouMorians.
Oompa Loompa doopidy doo, we have a brand new super fight for you. Oompa Loompa doopidy dee, who will win? Just listen and see! Move aside, Animal Farm, there's a new analogy for Marxist theory in town: a fight between Oompa Loompas and Vampires. Hampered by weak hamstrings, and presumably battling unemployment, will five Oompa Loompas have what it takes to defeat their blood-sucking overlord? Find out what Ross thinks as Tristan and Alex battle it out for another super fight episode!
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Life ain't no picnic, especially when you're trying to impress Archduke Ross! For this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Tristan meet head to head for the very first time. Who will emerge victorious, and win the title of "Best Picnic Idea Person in the YouMore Office"? I mean, who wouldn't want that etched onto a plaque on their desk, right? What will Ross decide, the decadent excess and quintessentially British spread put out by Tristan, or Emma's selection of classic picnic treats?
Remember the alphabet? The thing that goes "A, B, C, D" and so on? If you do, then I'm sure this week's episode will tackle a question you've been asking yourself for many-a-year: What is the best thing beginning with "B"? Bananas? Boomerangs? A banana boomerang? Well, it's none of those things, but I think Alex and Aalyn definitely missed a trick by not hurling banana boomerangs at each other from across the office. Alex and Aalyn are no strangers to conflict. From what colour the YouMore office wall is painted to the amount of praise they should give Ross (the answer is always none), you won't find these two agreeing on much. Find out how they got on in their grudge match for determining the best B-item now!
Edinburgh's most ridiculous podcast has another Super Fight in store! You've seen an energy drink-fuelled honey badger take on a mind reading, hummus making pirate, now buckle up for the next bout. It's a Kung Fu Reggae Band vs a grizzly bear inhibited by the hiccups and a foam finger. What have Alex and Tristan got up their sleeves to argue their case? Do Tristan's off-beat heroes have what it takes to stop Alex's inconvenienced hibernator, or will they have their steel pulse cut short? It's neck and neck, so find out who can beat the dreadlock and who's going to be handed their UB40 in defeat!
What is the best thing in the world beginning with A? No, Alex didn't pick himself. Somewhat surprisingly for this A-loving carnivore, Alex opted for the worldwide symbol of gentrification: the avocado. Tristan's weapon of choice to combat Alex's avocado? The destroyer of the morning, the bringer of football, the time when it is acceptable to have a beer: the afternoon! Let these A-rated titans of the YouMore office battle it out in front of the ever-fair, ever-just judge: Ross. What will he decide is the best thing beginning with A? The versatile avocado pear, or Tristan's favourite time of day?
If you were Prime Minister, what would you make illegal? For team YouMore, the topics up for discussion were seasonal weather, and sports-watching pub-goers... Who said we don't talk about the big issues? Yes, that's right. Emma wants to make WINTER illegal. That doesn't mean simply renaming the winter months, or just pretending it isn't cold outside. She means actually making the abstract concept of the season of winter, as well as its physical form that manifests itself as biting winds and perennial darkness, ILLEGAL. Winter is abolished. But has Emma even considered the polar bears? What will they do when what little ice they have left in their Arctic home melts for the final time, just so Emma doesn't have to wear an oodie for a few short months? And then we have Aalyn's proposal. Ban sports from being shown in pubs, and other public institutions. For a large chunk of the populace that calls ole Albion its home, the pub is a sacred place. And, some would say, gathering there to watch "the match" is a significant part of British culture. But can that excuse the rudeness? The sheer insistence of ignoring the conversation at hand, just to watch another 0-0 draw? And have you even thought about the health and safety? Have you? The number of people we see tumbling to their deaths because they got distracted by the TV in a pub is endless. When will we learn? No wonder the NHS is getting overwhelmed... See what Ross, faced with another life-altering decision to make, decides will be illegal. Will Emma turn Scotland into a tropical paradise 365 days of the year, or will Aalyn manage to bring down a British institution as sacred as tea and crumpets? Listen to find out!
Everyone likes a Sunday roast, but we all have our favourites. That's the topic of discussion today: what is the best roast? Alex and Ross, two deeply opinionated individuals at the best of times, attempt to put their differences aside to come up with the top 5 roast dinners. Chicken? Lamb? A nut roast (don't be silly)? Who knows?! See what team YouMore land on for their best roast dinners!
Your favourite podcast for absurd conversation is tackling another mind-boggling conundrum as Alex and Tristan battle it out once again. But they will not be doing the fighting themselves, of course. In Alex's corner is a vicious honey badger, one of nature's most fearsome fighters, armed with five energy drinks and riding a segway. Sounds fun. In Tristan's corner he has a mind-reading pirate with the power to turn all it touches into hummus. Shiver me timbers, what a delicious face-off we have in store for you! Of course, mediated by Ross who will use all his insight and wisdom to determine the winner of this battle for the ages. Fighters, begin!
The Discussing Nothing podcast makes its long awaited return - and what a comeback it is, ladies and gentlemen! Buckle up to hear about all the things you never thought about, and probably never will! The first episode of this revamped second season sees two heavyweights of the YouMore office face off against one another. It's Alex vs Tristan. It's road rage vs democratic voting. Which would you get rid of? Does road rage have benefits? Would the world really be that much worse if our next prime minister was decided with an actual race? Who knows... It's up to Ross to decide!
We have a habit of talking about the inane and irrelevant. But no more, I say! This episode we get real with some pressing issues, brought to light by recent events in Auld Reekie.
Like the elves leaving Middle Earth, the bin men left Edinburgh's streets to send Scotland's capital into a state of anarchy and disarray. Elephant-sized rats roamed the alleyways and pungent fumes filled the previously fresh air.
With this in mind, Alex and Tristan take their minds to an even darker place than they experienced during the strikes. What public service would cause the biggest issues? Would we be witness to a Purge-like society with the absence of police? Would torrents of excrement flow down the Royal Mile without plumbing (gardyloo!)? Would we experience an age of witch doctors and mage-craft in the absence of healthcare (or would it just be like America)? Who knows! Listen to find out.
IKEA, the wonderful everyday. If you've been to IKEA you'll know it's a great place worthy of a day trip in its own right. Now let your mind run wild and think about all the amazing and magical things you could get up to if stuck there for 24 hours!
Who knows what mischief and adventures could be had within the confines of that giant warehouse containing every room in your house and more.
Like kids let loose in a sweet shop, or a bull charging around a china shop, hear what Ross and Tristan have to say on the matter.
We all love supermarkets, right?
WRONG! If we're being honest, we love some supermarkets and hate others. With this in mind, we wound up Alex and Ross and let them go hell for leather to rank the UK's supermarket chains from best to worst.
Will Tesco trump all? Will Asda get assassinated? Will Somerfield be forgotten about completely? Yes, obviously. No one's gone to Somerfield since Hot Huzz.
Anyway, there has to be one supermarket to rule them all. What will it be?
Let's go to the beach, beach... Unless it's a first date. Then stay away at ALL. COSTS.
What's the worst possible first date? That's the puzzle we're trying to piece together on this week's episode.
Whether it's an awkward 120 minutes of silence through some gore-filled film or a boring wait in the multi-activity centre known as the "car garage", team YouMore discuss all sorts of scenarios you wouldn't want to find yourself in on your quest for romance.
People say they'd do anything for love, but after listening to this podcast we're sure you'll reconsider...
We say the craziest things, don't we? "It's raining cats and dogs", "pushing an elephant up the stairs", "they've got a chip on their shoulder", and so on.
Now, imagine if these sayings were literally true and join team YouMore to discuss what life would be like... If you dare.
At YouMore, we get our minds blown by things on a pretty regular basis. So can you imagine what the modern era would do to the primitive, peanut-sized mind of a caveman?
That's the nothing on discussion today - what would blow a caveman's mind the most if they were alive today?
How would they cope not having to fight and scrap for every meal? What would they think of people over the age of 25 (a near impossibility in the Stone Age)? Would their rock-hardened features melt on contact with a memory foam mattress?
Find out how the Flintstones would cope in the 21st century with team YouMore!
They Ask, You Answer? No - Aalyn Asks, We Answer.
We coaxed our resident introvert in front of the camera once more, and she has some pressing questions on her mind that need clarification. So who did she come to for answers? That's right - three wise men. Alex, Jordan and Tristan are tasked with solving age-old conundrums like "how do you say hello?", "how do you say goodbye?" and "do you look people in the eye when you're talking to them?"
Have you thought of these questions before? Probably not. But if you have then boy oh boy you're in for a treat!
Come Whine With Me at Jordan's lack of grace and decorum during his fantasy dinner date with Tristan. Bringing your own bottle is one thing, but have you heard of bringing your own kettle?
Jordan treats Tristan to a selection of his finest margarines, whilst Tristan sets the mood with some dim lighting, cool jazz and an all-night session of Risk. Is it easy to spot who's trying to impress who, and who has all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tires on?
What a sad little life, Jordan...
This episode is best enjoyed with visual accompaniment, where you can see Jordan attempt to draw Alex and Aalyn's wonderful designs on a whiteboard.
This week Aalyn gets in front of the Discussing Nothing cameras for the first time to give her opinion on our most pressing issue to date. The task? To design a single tool that can be used for all your kitchen-based needs. But wait - there's more. Jordan will be attempting to draw each of the designs according to the descriptions given by Alex and Aalyn, only revealing his work for judgement at the end!
Take a look and decide for yourself how easy these implements would be to use - I'm not sure too much cooking would get done!
Discussing Nothing is renowned for answering the questions we've all got on our minds, and this week's edition is no different. The question? If you could inherit the powers of any animal just from it biting you (i.e. Spider Man), what animal would you choose? Would you want the speed of a cheetah? The mesmeric voice of a nightingale? Perhaps a mouth as big as that of a blue whale? Check out what Alex, Tristan, Jordan and Aalyn have to say on the matter - it's as insightful and high-brow as ever!
Could you live without coffee? Would you live without coffee? What lengths would you go to in order to get your hit were coffee to become illegal tomorrow?
A world without coffee. This is the terrifying reality that manifested itself in the imaginations of team YouMore this week, on the latest edition of Discussing Nothing. A reality filled with bean dealers, where the smell of coffee roasting hangs in the air of dodgy neighbourhoods, and cocaine is no longer the most dangerous export from Colombia.
If you're a coffee nut you'll want to hear what Alex and Jordan have to say on this subject. Who's to say that coffee won't become illegal in the future? When that day comes, this podcast will act as something of a survival guide, and you'll thank Discussing Nothing for saving your life.
Discussing Nothing is back with another conundrum that will twist your tongue as much as your mind. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? What is a woodchuck? What does "chuck" mean? What is wood? Listen to team YouMore tackle these questions, going in more circles than Bill Murray in Groundhog Day (or Woodchuck Day - inside joke) and becoming increasingly confused with each attempt, but still manage to squirrel away golden nuggets of knowledge for our wisdom-seeking listeners.
This week on Discussing Nothing we've abandoned our normal approach of talking about inane, useless topics, and decided to discuss something truly important. So, the question for this week is: Where would lions rank on the insect food chain if they were the size of ants? Yes, we're serious. Would a lion be able to take a beetle in a fist fight? Would they build underground labyrinths of tunnels and caves? Could they escape the clutches of a spider's web? Sit back, relax, and listen to the entomologists of team YouMore get to the bottom of yet another mind boggling mystery!
We're back with another mind-bending question to ponder: what inanimate object would be the most annoying if it constantly played upbeat music whilst in use? 🎶
A disco door knob? A funk-playing football? Maybe a hip-hop hip replacement? 🎷
Whatever the answer is, you can be sure the investigative powers of the YouMore team will get to the bottom of this conundrum. Listen on!
Ever wondered how big wasps would have to be to cause humanity's extinction? No, you probably haven't, and you won't ever have to because we have the answer! You'll find it wrapped up in 14 chuckle filled minutes with your well-informed pals here at YouMore, doing the brainwork for you.