Croncast: Recent Episodes
Betsy Smith Kris Smith
A series documenting a love story. Betsy and Kris narrate the life they share together, on the road, with strangers and the one with their kids in tow. These two will make you laugh like no other show. Croncast is now made in the woods at the gateway to the Poconos.
First, let us say that we've missed you! Two years is a long time not to say, "Hi". So, "Hi." We're getting warmed up and knocking the dust off everything. Let's take this love story on the road - finding something new, leaving Brooklyn and more await.
Episode: #837 | Length: 31:04 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Foot powered machines Video iPods Instructional Videos Armpits are soft Lack of fondling Back wings of hair Construction worker shampoo Mystical Palm Breeze Spray Instructing where to spray What, capri? Athletic cut pants, baby Smells like Blood and Steel Small town Doctors recommend
Episode: #836 | Length: 27:18 | Format: mp3 & m4a
The wheels come off Where are the birds? Living in a shadow Lazy generation
Episode: #835 | Length: 31:03 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Kris remembers all faces Wife hears another App idea Betsy brings some chill That baby sitter lady
Episode: #834 | Length: 32:03 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Back to Beverly Short Week Crank the vibe machine Flipping those finds
Episode: #833 | Length:29:16 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Kris rides with lots of strangers Betsy seeks a new Goodwill Is busted with underpriced items Let me take you to the 99 cent store
Episode: #832 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Betsy goes Vegas Gets a Twenty and a sticky kleenex What happens to your Soul in Vegas, stays Room and board for Kris
Episode: #831 | Length: 53:05 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Here's a CD What are you sending me on? Open the store Never tug a man's beard
Episode: #830 | Length: 28:22 | Format: mp3 & m4a
No more celebrity jokes Janice Dickenson not funny The bodega guys They are your friends!
Episode: #829 | Length: 32:11 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Cold in the Hook Holiday is coming Hanging with Pauly Beverly Hills Living Life is so weird
Episode: #828 | Length: 35:02 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys! Fruit of the Tree Branded Thanksgiving ITYS Genealogy Turns out, Kris's family is well, Appalachian Aristocracy Visit our friend and artist . . . Mr. Kustera, thank you!
Episode: #827 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Our family crest What's for the for 40? On with the champaign Atlantic City got it so good Forget this ever happened The Slowsky episodes we mention The famous . . . Mr. Kustera, thank you!
Episode: #826 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Waking from slumber Adoptable Attacker Attacks Los Angeles is a long ways away
Episode: #825 | Length: 40:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Happiness is Union Square handing out dogs Give them the keys Upstate on the weekends She should work wildlife rescue Mini San Francisco
Episode: #824 | Length: 31:12 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Everyone is in school Backpack war She is V on Orange Is The New Black So over it Missing that one key Acting classes Embracing the chaos I. Told. You. So.
Episode: #823 | Length: 29:12 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Everything is everything Got people that came from far The big party 18 years later We kept a lid on it Went really well Big thanks to Tin and Hunter for the food!
Episode: #822 | Length: 17:31 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Sup, everybody? Quick and to the point Happy Saturday! Shaking drummer's hands Kris should be a paparazzo Brooklyn got us What kind of store you open?
Episode: #821 | Length: 23:47 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Ending up in Brooklyn Like a herd of horses off train You would get swept away, Kris Coming home with a girlfriend All the aging people are there And the kids, baby Girlfriend? I should get a Heather or Madison while there Worried about sunsetting I feel like my career is over Startups are like baseball I am 39. I feel done. More in sense that having me is kind of burden. Di Blasio, don't get me started Luxery of a cab ride, I took it Repositioned in that cab His wife is yelling in some language He is putting up with it, I think Woosh, the toilet flushes It was me if I drove the cab And you were on the other end Yelling and using the bathroom on phone
Episode: #820 | Length: 30:44 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Social Media Guru Betsy The .guru domains went on sale today Betsy.guru is a must Engagement, smoke rolls in Spinning dollar signs More smoke What are your KPIs? Hambone undees They are the best and you bought be like 20 pairs I usually buy your underwear at Goodwill Nearly incontinent Dropping it like it is hot Claiming them from the pack Map of Target is imprinted on all women's minds Retail priced Like my mom bought them for me Lady unders sizes don't match the outer size They are like children size Separation because the intimates are 10 sizes smaller The camera event I should really do this Wussing out on the lunch hour Totally a PR thing by an agency A giveaway I really don't take photos of people Out walks a 6'5 model I could make reading cards for prisoners Gotta get over it Need to get some self-esteem I start directing the model Just going to go back to feeling inadequate When you can't win on skill You must win on personality Estate sale glory from Greenwich Dying hustlers price it at retail
Episode: #819 | Length: 24:04 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Guys and ladies over touching Part of the ritual of dominance Not mating for life at 17? Touching too much, tooo much As a chic, even in business they touch Now, you are a victim of this everyday Love me or I will drive my Corvette into the river Smothered in affection So cold outside Sexually harassed by co-host The moroseness of the cold You should hire my wife I can flip that Your daughter does not need it We will split the profit I never gave her the money You should feel guilty Where does she live? Next to the McDonalds Introspection, sweaty Badge of honor, my icicles on beard No it is not It looks like you cook meth in an igloo How do stop your PDA? The police like me more We need to change something Too much police contact
Episode: #818 | Length: 27:17 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Saturday Edition Jingling Purse You brought your own silverware The Sound of Silverware clanking in it The same as your car China crashing together Silverware in the seats A knife on the dash? Baby, you are losing it My management book Three pages in it Title is You Are Always Right Have the last word Make sure you are loud Defend position at all costs You have blood That book is the man book That is a nice plate That is my ball setting china Black light and a CZ finder I found it in NY Really? Well, in Patterson, NJ Running late to other things Like picking up the kids There is no such thing as drunk driving in Europe
Episode: #817 | Length: 32:06 | Format: mp3 & m4a
The District PR Man Tiffany Spoon Selling Gold is not like buying it I remember these from 10 years ago No more comments Too much spam That is what Twitter and Facebook are for Locked room Wait here Security cameras and magazines like dentist office The Gold Zombies can smell it They have those skills, Bear I dumped the cash and rolled on out
Update | Length: 2:06 | Format: mp3 & m4a
2014 Update Happy New Year New Gear The Old Stuff Simply Quit Working Betsy's Mom Dies Kris Sells Gold Betsy Demo's Cheese Business As Usual Back in Full Effect Shortly
Episode: #816 | Length: 26:06 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Where I Can Watch Truly Outrageous Is Too Real
Episode: #814 | Length: 29:34 | Format: mp3 & m4a Croncast T-shirt Order before Nov. 30th!! One Over A Cycle Always Together
Episode: #813 | Length: 29:34 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Croncast T-shirt Order before Nov. 30th!! Math Museum T-shirt Model Pubescent Questions
Episode: #812 | Length: 26:34 | Format: mp3 & m4a
New Shirts! Pre-order now . . . Love that Sweater Actual Connections Couch Master
Episode: #810 | Length: 25:24 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Stamford to Greenwich Bryers flavors Resale Glory Backpacks lady Lucid dreaming, I can't win
Episode: #809 | Length: 28:44 | Format: mp3 & m4a
That Stroller Is Mine Pitter of feet You Look Like an 1890's Inventor
Episode: #808 | Length: 29:34 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Game Show Hustler Kris gets a patent That ball of light
Episode: #807 | Length: 29:38 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Psst Psst, Lady Bad at this game New family member
Episode: #806 | Length: 31:34 | Format: mp3 & m4a
Gameshow auditions? The season of reunions is upon us What else can you buy without me?
Episode: #776 | Length:25:45 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Criminal justice My lawyer commercials
Episode: #775 | Length:27:15 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Loud out
Episode: #774 | Length:33:42 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Friday the smirtneenth
Episode: #773 | Length:32:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
not sure why, but this episode has an echo filter applied to it wake up to pass out coughing hit up the doc waiting out the disease to make sure it's not all in my head lowering expectation by appearance i say to the greeter reflexively went for you wallet doubles over laughing i know who you're talking about you look frightening his beard's now a creature can't see it sad, you are on the wrong planet it is my neck dickie all the bum chic
Episode: #772 | Length:28:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
It's Betsy's Birthday The days of yore An Xbox to fight over The stories begin Do you know what I had? I have to back up your crazy Options: play with sticks, ride my bike, play in the 'crik' or break stuff with baseballs Playing in the watershed Not much runoff Keeping the nightshade down Pike Creek and Bureau Creek A ditch for pesticides and pig feces I didn't sell the worms Hands on the shoulders Children, when I was a child . . . I was a worm hustler Best worms in the hamlet
Episode: #771 | Length:32:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Grow the beard does Some ladies can't get enough Just not you Apricot jam with snowflakes on it They won't sit next to me Holiday sales post holiday for all items with Santa on the package More paper products than a school Horde the holiday in full effect
Episode: #770 | Length:28:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
An idea A Trip Life Changing Affirmation Betsy Learns A Life Lesson
Episode: #769 | Length:32:18 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Wow, it is 2012 New episodes are coming Big Bear apologies from the Smiths What would life be without you? Mariko brings Nerdy AK Of course there are Goodwill stories Betsy saves a life, sort of FLAC files are available for those that would like them, drop me a line
Episode: #769 Season 30 Ep. 19: Apologies, Nerdy AK, Betsy Saves A Life Length: 32:18Format: mp3 Enjoy what we're up to now :) Get on board with us for $4.49/month or less To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Episode: #768 | Length:27:41 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Think I've knocked out the technical difficulties This episode is a little different With new setup I've still got to figure out intro/outro Also cranking out show a higher quality FLAC files are available for those that would like them, drop me a line
Episode: #767 | Length:23:42 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Some serious technical difficulties
Episode: #766 | Length:25:42 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Episode that fits the bill Back to the flow
Episode: #765 | Length:27:07 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Episode that fits the bill Back to the flow
Episode: #764 | Length:28:07 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Episode that fits the bill Back to the flow
Episode: #763 | Length:28:36 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Episode that fits the bill Back to the flow
Episode: #762 | Length:28:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
She's been gone and I'm talking to strangers Naperville Goodwill run Back to People Don't Kill People
Episode: #761 | Length: 30:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
We bring the 1000 mile difference home From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood
Episode: #760 | Length: 27:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
We bring the 1000 mile difference home From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood
Episode: #759 | Length: 32:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
We're back after that short break!
Episode: #758 | Length: 32:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #757 | Length: 30:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #756 | Length: 31:14 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #755 | Length: 20:14 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #754 | Length: 31:18 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #753 | Length: 34:01 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #752 | Length: 30:01 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #751 | Length: 23:01 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #750 | Length: 28:19 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #749 | Length: 30:01 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #748 | Length: 24:01 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
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Episode: #747 | Length: 20:51 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
From the Blog World Expo floor We did this up for the Expo 30 Day Free Trial! Not sure how long it will be available Get your friends hooked on Croncast :-D
Episode: #746 | Length: 12:01 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
From the Blog World Expo floor
Episode: #745 | Length: 29:38 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Burg
Episode: #744 | Length:30:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Oh, Queens
Episode: #743 | Length:28:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Oh, Queens
Episode: #742 | Length:29:45 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Oh, Queens
Episode: #741 | Length:29:16 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Working it!
Episode: #740 | Length:29:07 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Male hygiene products
Episode: #739 | Length:27:14 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Street meat receipt
Episode: #738 | Length:30:14 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
For the mama's
Episode: #737 | Length:35:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Back of the knee man Extreme coupon show at local grocer Let's talk about what went right this morning
Episode: #736 | Length:27:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Studio garden view
Episode: #735 | Length:31:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Oozing funny
Episode: #734 | Length:30:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Oozing funny
Episode: #733 Season 29 Ep. 08 Ashford Is, Knee Man, Round Trip
Length: 32:32 Format: mp3
To listen: 1. Click the iTunes link above 2. Once iTunes opens click 'Subscribe' on the top left 'Croncast' 3. Enjoy Hate iTunes and want to listen? Head over to this player - http://vil.ag/6Njzxm Enjoy what we're up to now :) Get on board with us for $4.49/month or less To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Episode: #733 | Length:31:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I am winning at this game. Tight race. Knee man Ashford totally is
Episode: #732 | Length:29:42 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
This was an entire week of funny.
Episode: #731 | Length:26:42 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
It is a very funny episode.
Episode: #730 | Length:31:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
It is a very funny episode.
Episode: #729 | Length:29:12 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hoy Ya
Episode: #728 | Length:30:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hoy Ya
Episode: #727 | Length:25:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Rebound Monday
Episode: #726 | Length:27:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Have a great weekend!
Episode: #725 | Length:29:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Thursday Power Half-Hour Final Episode of this season
Episode: #724 | Length:27:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Smoking or circus Give him a letter I'd sleep there Taking a class for it It's a way out Chibeca
Episode: #723 | Length:32:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Sal DeDant Bringer Out the door With kids
Episode: #722 | Length:27:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Yelp can't handle it People from LA New Yorkers don't have attitude Proper table talk Rich dudes Pretended to get the wheel stuck That would be groovy pie Who let him in? Same psychographic So you're back Pilates is not very manly Everything that you ever wanted to know about pilates It should be called Killates
Episode: #721 | Length:33:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Blue Men Flip phone blade
Episode: #720 | Length:26:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Betsy gets her serious nerd on How can people charge for WordPress? Site number two under construction Gary and Judy roll out It was great while they were in town
Episode: #719 | Length:28:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Onward with Gary and Judy Proper Signage To Staten and back St. Patrick's statue ride
Episode: #718 | Length:32:09 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Visitors Dead bats Funeral Signs Gris gris Over the bridge
Episode: #717 | Length:30:33 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Gluttonous vs. Gluttenous Shrimp tray for no guests Nothingness to paying bills Woo! Baller Stories from our last summer The hawribble year Buffered by the river We'll probably move the first chance we get Boulder Craig's List Not that I have that much to work with
Episode: #715 | Length:33:18 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The thing on the block Doormen are the true housewives of new york Dreaming of found things in the East River SoHo man uniform . . . Dress like a fat farmer? Cuffed as well Throwback Banana Republic shirt It's not about keeping it real Chinatown outfit? Hip Hop apparel from three years ago Anything you want to wear . . . as long as it's black
Episode: #714 | Length:26:09 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Making internet updates Kris's 1844 twitter stream Betsy pre-Google offenses Fighting for both sides It's a gift
Episode: #713 UpateL Length: 8:03 Format: mp3
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Episode: #713 | Length: 8:03 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The Update
Episode: #712 | Length: 18:03 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Interrupted When it gets good At the castle He's been there Human touch points The opportunity for awkward interaction is endless
Episode: #711 | Length: 28:03 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Bring the bugs
Episode: #710 | Length: 31:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Making the show The Queens Psychic connection
Episode: #709 | Length: 28:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Without notes I watch our SEO slip away But surprise if it doesn't make more people listen!
Episode: #708 | Length: 23:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Long time no see One in between Leaning in I'm not a pervert Was all I could muster You're the Craig's List expert
Episode: #707 | Length: 28:44 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Sweet Sickness She totally was an escort Front-facing camera Gibberati
Episode: #706 | Length: 24:54 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Best and Greatest Days
Episode: #705 | Length: 24:54 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hobo Cloth
Episode: #704 | Length: 27:54 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Man Stuff Lots of it Happy New Year
Episode: #703 Season 28 Ep. 04 The Year That Was, 4 Bits, Over 1 Hour
Length: 1:00:54 Format: mp3
To listen: 1. Click the iTunes link above 2. Once iTunes opens click 'Subscribe' on the top left 'Croncast' 3. Enjoy Hate iTunes and want to listen? Head over to this player - http://vil.ag/6Njzxm A full show to wrap up the year for those that still check the free feed Flash Crash Stop the Interview Down In The Hole Starbucks Name Get on board with us for $4.49/month or less To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Episode: #703 | Length: 1:00:54 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Flash Crash Stop the Interview Down In The Hole Starbucks Name
Episode: #702 | Length: 21:45 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Snowpocalypse East Coast Style
Episode: #702 Season 28 Ep. 03 FULL Length: 21:45 Format: mp3
To listen: 1. Click the iTunes link above 2. Once iTunes opens click 'Subscribe' on the top left 'Croncast' 3. Enjoy Hate iTunes and want to listen? Head over to this player - http://vil.ag/6Njzxm A full show to wrap up the year for those that still check the free feed Happy Merry Peace . . . Get on board with us for $4.49/month or less To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Episode: #701 | Length: 31:25 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Snowpocalypse East Coast Style
Episode: #700 | Length: 31:23 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Happy Merry Peace . . . Just like the ad
Episode: #700 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Happy Merry Peace . . . Just like the ad
Episode: #699 | Length: 27:23 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on notes But if you listen you'll know why :)
Episode: #698 | Length: 27:23 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on notes But if you listen you'll know why :)
Episode: #697 | Length: 31:34 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Holy casts! I set this to be live last night . . . Looked . . . And see that it didn't go! Here's Wednesday's show
Episode: #697 | Length: 26:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on notes
Episode: #696 | Length: 28:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on notes
Episode: #695 | Length: 34:55 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on notes
Episode: #694 | Length: 32:22 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
This is the Thanksgiving episode Happy Merry to you all in the US Merry Happy to you all around the globe International peeps, get to work!
Episode: #693 | Length: 30:22 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Holy cats! Forgot to release this last night Enjoy!
Episode: #692 | Length: 25:45 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Lacking notes
Episode: #691 | Length: 24:45 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Lacking notes
Episode: #690 | Length:29:42 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hmmmmm . . . Something for SEO I got nothing This is a great episode
Episode: #689 | Length: 26:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
No notas!
Episode: #688 | Length: 28:33 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Nearing the 6 year mark! We recap Halloween on the Upper East Side Madonna didn't give out shit Maids dressed as Witches Art lesson
Episode: #687 | Length: 27:33 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Leonard the fly is with us He's been here for two weeks It's because of you lovely manpit I have changed the house Back with the blind You can find'em, Baby New York does weird things to you It strips you of patience Tell me about it!
Episode: #686 | Length: 27:34 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
What are show notes? ;)
Episode: #685 | Length: 30:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
What are show notes? ;)
Episode: #684 | Length: 31:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
What are show notes? ;)
Episode: #683 | Length: 31:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
What are show notes? ;)
Episode: #682 | Length: 28:05 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Vetted for weeks Making the keys The bursting perception
Episode: #681 | Length: 28:49 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The plan is to get well This short fall has been flu filled Cough, cough and sneeze
Episode: #680 | Length: 28:47 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on the notes . . .
Episode: #679 | Length: 28:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on the notes . . .
Episode: #678 | Length: 26:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on the notes . . . Very short Hint Have a great weekend!
Episode: #677 | Length: 26:36 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Mommy, what is a phone book? We had long phone cords The animal skin rugs You probably had party line too Building character at Hardee's Every kid should have a transexual boss at some point Do you have a quarter? I lost it Full on raging lunatic moment I out crazied the homeless dude
Episode: #676 | Length: 31:04 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Banksy takes for team Smooching on the love train I been known to give love on the corner Bears! Please, you know it's true No wooden benches They are my future Lice checks Commuter rail
Episode: #675 | Length: 31:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Shave in shorts Making the way on day one New beginnings Won't find me on the corner What you gonna do in Philly? Philly is gritty You'll see Taken over Kris the Super
Episode: #674 | Length: 27:17 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Thanks for the reviews! Sharing spaces The neurosis of smokers You're crazy now, Betsy Excel for dummies at the GLBT Coming out in social media Holidays in NYC Betsy is a heel queen
Episode: #673 | Length: 30:47 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
On the island Where is an open 5 acres A separate kitchen as well Lumberjack paper Stay with this dad During this promotion prices may be higher in Manhattan 10 dollar chicken nuggets so why? are you happy now?
Episode: #672 | Length: 28:47 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Fat mouth No it's the insides Nobody thinks about getting a fat inside mouth I got a double D tongue Got the tech hookup Daddy blogging Say what? Casual blister Friday
Episode: #671 | Length: 25:03 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Putting kids to bed We talk scars Like the do that bit me twice at 9 Vacant church lots Drinking Draino Laser Beam of Death
Episode: #670 | Length: 25:58 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hard like diamonds inside Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh Long lost siblings Can't rock the man purse His was a step up Hetero men are pushing the limits The dead vermin are piling up at summers end The Jamaican cashier If it ain't biting you, what do you care? The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday They cough, he's fighting for us
Episode: #670 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Hard like diamonds inside Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh Long lost siblings Can't rock the man purse His was a step up Hetero men are pushing the limits The dead vermin are piling up at summers end The Jamaican cashier If it ain't biting you, what do you care? The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday They cough, he's fighting for us
Episode: #669 | Length: 28:55 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
He is bastard Late night on the sidewalk Great aunt names They're so tied to gender And spinsterdom Krystal with a K Catfish hole
Episode: #668 Length: 29:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Breaking the sweat I added value One lone tear Hobo Toastmasters It all must go on
Episode: #667 Length: 32:08 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
No mini vans I come from a drag racing family Yeah, right I figured your dad worked in the pits There's driver blood in me I am Ricky Bobby Two uncles by both those names One died in a motor vehicle incident New site coming soon following the ice cream guy that hobo looks like tom waits
Episode: #666 Length: 28:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Sweathouse Yoga Hipster revolt Challenged with ratings Goatees are Betsy bait Sidewalk psychology Tackled in haste You can't ever come back here again You saved me A boy and girl are great for kids Tell me why? I don't want to grow old alone
Episode: #665 Length: 31:55 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Late, apologies I spent day searching for a new air conditioner No luck Then found one from our storage room Kris, FTW Family happy and I am as I type these notes Well, not really notes It's a good episode Enjoy!
Episode: #664 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Friday the 13th No I won't get out of bed Talk soft it won't know we're here Call from the IDF The International Doorman Federation Tats and tears Only Ivy League white people Who paddle surfs on the East River?
Episode: #663 Length: 31:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
No express Leftover sweat From a hobo lovefest Walking in Brooklyn Park Slope sipping a 32 oz Michelob Explain that to the kids The bottles all have stories Back to school shopping at BlogHer Yes, in the swag dump pile The kids are set
Episode: #662 Length: 33:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Sorry for no show on Friday We had a room get flooded From under the floor Made for a messy and interesting week And weekend Breaking with tradition In the sandals and on the train Tamar with the short arms Well, it was the girth The misery train
Episode: #661 Length: 31:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Wear that shirt I feel better all dressed up Where is the real Betsy? Sebaceous That should never be done 14 years of marriage Your pustules are off limits Stand By Me train track walking I lived it From the scene of the crime Raising Leona Helmsly and Bob Denver
Episode: #660 Length: 30:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a vacuum I just thought i would have to lift stuff The goodwill of goodwill Inceptor
Episode: #660 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a vacuum I just thought i would have to lift stuff The goodwill of goodwill Inceptor
Episode: #659 Length: 34:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
How you doing? Not a good cop question Auxiliary police No more smoke breaks for you Date night Was a bad idea to tell her that The needle exchange No Black Keys for you
Episode: #659 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
How you doing? Not a good cop question Auxiliary police No more smoke breaks for you Date night Was a bad idea to tell her that The needle exchange No Black Keys for you
Episode: #658 Length: 28:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Pesticides Yes they're on your food Public pool option Her hair was same material as her pants Black Hole locker Only if it is a Master lock Cage portals
Episode: #658 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Pesticides Yes they're on your food Public pool option Her hair was same material as her pants Black Hole locker Only if it is a Master lock Cage portals
Episode: #657 Length: 30:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
All kids, all day Staydad has gotta keep on it Larry Roach Nation Smitten at Chipotle
Episode: #657 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
All kids, all day Staydad has gotta keep on it Larry Roach Nation Smitten at Chipotle
Episode: #656 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Episode: #656 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Episode: #656 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Episode: #656 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Episode: #655 Length: 28:42 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang He thought he was going to rip us off He will never mess with a midwestern dude again I know why it happened I'll tell you on Friday
Episode: #655 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang He thought he was going to rip us off He will never mess with a midwestern dude again I know why it happened I'll tell you on Friday
Episode: #654 Length: 32:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult
Episode: #654 The Croncast Shorty Length: 5:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult
Episode: #653 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening!
Episode: #653 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:39 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening!
Episode: #652 Length: 27:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Piling it in Booth Scavenger Gene testing Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife You would take it from my forehead Just so you could mark me To know not to come back and test later Speed walking The dog washing is not a career choice On the mobile Dirty Pekinese
Episode: #652 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Piling it in Booth Scavenger Gene testing Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife You would take it from my forehead Just so you could mark me To know not to come back and test later Speed walking The dog washing is not a career choice On the mobile Dirty Pekinese
Episode: #651 Length: 30:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they don't love you Not meant to be Hobos in the park He drove his remote control car through them They all sleep air spooning It was a Hobo minefield Lying to your own kids They believe the lies and not the truth That's not a joke Second husband, first date questions
Episode: #651 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:11 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they don't love you Not meant to be Hobos in the park He drove his remote control car through them They all sleep air spooning It was a Hobo minefield Lying to your own kids They believe the lies and not the truth That's not a joke Second husband, first date questions
Episode: #650 Length: 30:28 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Newest inventions Yes, I invented the Croc And you told me that it was stupid 15 years later It could have been Kroc with a 'K' Someday You can't take a cab from kids You can but that is some low shit Nothing prepared me for that A new kind of Spanx
Episode: #650 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Newest inventions Yes, I invented the Croc And you told me that it was stupid 15 years later It could have been Kroc with a 'K' Someday You can't take a cab from kids You can but that is some low shit Nothing prepared me for that A new kind of Spanx
Episode: #649 Length: 28:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild game street meat
Episode: #649 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild game street meat
Episode: #648 Length: 32:44 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon
Episode: #648 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:06 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon
Episode: #647 Length: 27:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Way short on notes . . . Air freshener as deodorant Haunted cubicle Kris's Flickr stream Leads you to think you're a baller
Episode: #647 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Way short on notes . . . Air freshener as deodorant Haunted cubicle Kris's Flickr stream Leads you to think you're a baller
Episode: #646 Length: 29:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally sucks Pizza origami Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito The cat diet Complain about the food He would love tongue And he's discreet Carrying the Whole Foods bag I care That is what it is supposed to say Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead I've seen the photos of you too It's the Facebook people You're drooling on stuff The fake Temperpedic bed Pride in the individuality My life would be better with puppets reenacting it I want my waterproof tape Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test
Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:35 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally sucks Pizza origami Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito The cat diet Complain about the food He would love tongue And he's discreet Carrying the Whole Foods bag I care That is what it is supposed to say Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead I've seen the photos of you too It's the Facebook people You're drooling on stuff The fake Temperpedic bed Pride in the individuality My life would be better with puppets reenacting it I want my waterproof tape Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test
Episode: #645 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision Women here can't dress Keep the junk hidden in your pants 45 degree camel toe Lady you got issues I don't walk around in my tidy whities Ladies shouldn't either Camel Toe Cop I should be issuing citations Niet on the man spanx The pushy together bra Disappointment Bra Fool men on dates Electrified Fountains Sure i nursed till I was 12 Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar It is all about bone density
Episode: #645 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision Women here can't dress Keep the junk hidden in your pants 45 degree camel toe Lady you got issues I don't walk around in my tidy whities Ladies shouldn't either Camel Toe Cop I should be issuing citations Niet on the man spanx The pushy together bra Disappointment Bra Fool men on dates Electrified Fountains Sure i nursed till I was 12 Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar It is all about bone density
Episode: #644 Length: 29:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelt and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire Country road community Squirt gun legends Where is the cabbie?
Episode: #644 The Croncast Shorty Length: 6:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelte and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire Country road community Squirt gun legends Where is the cabbie?
Episode: #643 Length: 27:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated dental work Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #643 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated dental work Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #642 Length: 27:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing everything That would be awesome Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city You can't just let them hump with kids watching Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #642 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:55 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing everything That would be awesome Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city You can't just let them hump with kids watching Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #641 Length: 28:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The Metal Head Carnie He was real deal However, shoes seal it And they don't make the same kicks as they did back in 1985 She got the photo I nearly gave her my card She was like Big Bird All torso Her feet looked like bark Bark wrapped around a hot dog oozing grease So my hairy toes are nothing Foot shaving Eating your toenails is just as gross Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #641 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Wrong date, Kris The Metal Head Carnie He was real deal However, shoes seal it And they don't make the same kicks as they did back in 1985 She got the photo I nearly gave her my card She was like big bird All torso Her feet looked like bark Bark wrapped around a hot dog oozing grease So my hairy toes are nothing Foot shaving Eating your toenails is just as gross Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #640 Length: 32:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Shrink that tiara in the dryer It will fit her soon enough Toddlers and Tiaras That was such a mistake Spray tans Give me the iPad, I need to find a dress the judges will like She has that killer instinct Explaining a dead cabbie Told them he was just asleep No way he survived Checking in on 4sq Cant' stand it Just tell me what you're eating I can take the spicy Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #640 The Croncast Shorty Length: 5:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Shrink that tiara in the dryer It will fit her soon enough Toddlers and Tiaras That was such a mistake Spray tans Give me the iPad, I need to find a dress the judges will like She has that killer instinct Explaining a dead cabbie Told them he was just asleep No way he survived Checking in on 4sq Cant' stand it Just tell me what you're eating I can take the spicy Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #639 Length: 30:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The Lions The Buffalo Highway red meat Sentimental hangup Patient zero and her sparrows Warbling in Macedonian You have no idea where their beaks have been Gubernatorial run Sell the post office Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #639 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
The Lion The Buffalo Highway red meat Sentimental hangup Patient zero and her sparrows Warbling in Macedonian You have no idea where their beaks have been Gubernatorial run Sell the post office Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #638 Length: 26:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Diving into the deep end Making the changes Blinds on Blonds The chasm of death Why were you just watching? She was prettier than me He could have stood next to me Motivational speaking without a message I could totally get into that That is how it is done Starting over at 35 with a family Like you just graduated college Gifts for all Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #638 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Diving into the deep end Making the changes Blinds on Blonds The chasm of death Why were you just watching? She was prettier than me He could have stood next to me Motivational speaking without a message I could totally get into that That is how it is done Starting over at 35 with a family Like you just graduated college Gifts for all Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #637 Length: 26:32 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Lady getting technique I had to review it Say the most offensive thing possible It is the shock and awe campaign Left are the crazies Factory break time I was really bad at it Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #637 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Lady getting technique I had to review it Say the most offensive thing possible It is the shock and awe campaign Left are the crazies Factory break time I was really bad at it Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #636 Length: 34:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Getting the new Kris on Walk like a mofo Betsy goes the gangway What is there to not like? Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #636 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Getting the new Kris on Walk like a mofo Betsy goes the gangway What is there to not like? Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #635 Length: 27:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
H&M thievery Tree eating near the East River Gangway mauler hauled in NYPD picking up shoplifters Thanks to ThingD at www.thingd.com Without their support Croncast wouldn't have gotten off the ground in NYC Thank you, Joe and Michael for what you've done for us and our fans! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #634 Length: 30:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Smiling brows Perry pets They're breeding the runts Tea cup dogs manhattan Walk the dog Getting the makeover Betsy keeps on rocking it Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #633 Length: 30:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Beach it up for Memorial Day They and you got the burns Gangway shopping The Crimea was calling me The experiences are all Shilts Your Shilts gene is strong Feeder school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #632 Length: 35:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Mr. Mom begins in earnest That can't be said Packed together Lots of water What do we do now? Built in alarm Science fair Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #631 Length: 33:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on the notes Is a pretty good show We're back to recording at night Need to get out night owl talk on! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #630 Length: 30:15 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
We tell stories Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago I made a claim last week This story defines our relationship Also our karma There was no ending That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos Caesar salad in Seattle No nerdy smarminess Lack thereof? Aww, baby A guy goes to a job interview and . . . Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #629 Length: 30:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Removing the letter 's' from my speech It will make me sound smart Betsy's adventure through Christian school I've never heard this Baby, where did you keep this story? Yeah, I had a lisp So what? They had actually signed it It was a big paddle FFA Corduroy jacket awesomeness That isn't awesome I was a hit Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #629 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:50 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Removing the letter 's' from my speech It will make me sound smart Betsy's adventure through Christian school I've never heard this Baby, where did you keep this story? Yeah, I had a lisp So what? They had actually signed it It was a big paddle FFA Corduroy jacket awesomeness That isn't awesome I was a hit Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #628 Length: 31:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Back to fundamentals Talk of the Alaska episode This is the Alaskan episode Bring the RV speak Monte Carlos You get the rest Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #628 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Back to fundamentals Talk of the Alaska episode This is the Alaskan episode Bring the RV speak Monte Carlos You get the rest Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #627 Length: 29:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
This episode is one of our funniest to date Adversity makes a more comedic individual Kris Wayne Sweatband business Sweatbands by Kris Wayne Going totally fashion legit We need to get you a make over People just think you're angry Like I'm a scary pirate Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #627 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
This episode is one of our funniest to date Adversity makes a more comedic individual Kris Wayne Sweatband business Sweatbands by Kris Wayne Going totally fashion legit We need to get you a make over People just think you're angry Like I'm a scary pirate Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #626 Length: 31:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Busy day around these parts Not much for show notes Unlikely mime Juggling fun Peoria Bugle Love for subscribers Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #626 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Busy day around these parts Not much for show notes Unlikely mime Juggling fun Peoria Bugle Love for subscribers Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #625 Length: 29:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Lumps of dirty clothes These are clean In a pile You failed my mother's day test Why are you testing me? You should have told me it was test People thinking ahead I just want to be in the zone As long as the number 13 stop following me around I had a rocking mother's day Other mommies are like, "we're going to brunch" It sounds painful Great for his birthday but not for mommies The financiers mating with mermaids Traditionally I spend the holiday alone I want to that too The Forenza Yeah and the OBR (Out Back Red) They yell No words for please or thank you BYOT (Bring Your Own Tarp) to Goodwill I can hear it all I know what is going on I could stage direct Goodwill So for Mother's Day you make me brownies I hate brownies How can you not know that? The brownie with sprinkle frosting Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #625 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Lumps of dirty clothes These are clean In a pile You failed my mother's day test Why are you testing me? You should have told me it was test People thinking ahead I just want to be in the zone As long as the number 13 stop following me around I had a rocking mother's day Other mommies are like, "we're going to brunch" It sounds painful Great for his birthday but not for mommies The financiers mating with mermaids Traditionally I spend the holiday alone I want to that too The Forenza Yeah and the OBR (Out Back Red) They yell No words for please or thank you BYOT (Bring Your Own Tarp) to Goodwill I can hear it all I know what is going on I could stage direct Goodwill So for Mother's Day you make me brownies I hate brownies How can you not know that? The brownie with sprinkle frosting Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #624 Length: 30:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
She did time Biggest drop in 23 years Want to buy a turtle? An inspiration to all What's at the end of the rainbow? Rolling the dice, again Maybe this is what we're supposed to provide for the kids Tube top winners Did you bust out The Wheel? Hell, yeah! It's a great go to story Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #624 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
She did time Biggest drop in 23 years Want to buy a turtle? An inspiration to all What's at the end of the rainbow? Rolling the dice, again Maybe this is what we're supposed to provide for the kids Tube top winners Did you bust out The Wheel? Hell, yeah! It's a great go to story Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #623 Length: 26:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Where is your shirt? Sumo in the buff Broken filters There with a sword Heading to Brooklyn job fair I gotta suck it up We gotta suck it up Where the kitties play Your sides get warm It's like two sausages in one casing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #623 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:23 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Where is your shirt? Sumo in the buff Broken filters There with a sword Heading to Brooklyn job fair I gotta suck it up We gotta suck it up Where the kitties play Your sides get warm It's like two sausages in one casing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #622 Length: 27:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hawt in the city Gotta keep your shirt on Grimey in the NYC Holding your breath outdoors Replace all 's' with 'z' Detasseling . . . Betsy never did it Like a mummy in flannel Setting you and America straight Machine? What? Nubile fingers of 11 year olds I'd go back in that time machine Growing sweet corn in my old sandbox Taking it down with a chainsaw What you know and don't Wanted to win my mom a car Address I would get stumped The play shanty Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #622 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Hawt in the city Gotta keep your shirt on Grimey in the NYC Holding your breath outdoors Replace all 's' with 'z' Detasseling . . . Betsy never did it Like a mummy in flannel Setting you and America straight Machine? What? Nubile fingers of 11 year olds I'd go back in that time machine Growing sweet corn in my old sandbox Taking it down with a chainsaw What you know and don't Wanted to win my mom a car Address I would get stumped The play shanty Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #621 Length: 33:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
So, yes, no uhaul My Norse is strong this time of year Mead-a-holic genes back in the day Canadian hatred Not really You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer The time isn't right to talk about it Don't want the Bear to cry Universal attraction Sport coat and jean days, I've had them Of course I couldn't do nipple rings My jiggly moobs couldn't work Green jello is jealous of the way my moobs shake Bleeding edge of the piercing movement Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #620 Length: 30:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Illed again I need better hand hygiene Enjoy the episode! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #619 Length: 27:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
My tore up voice It's leaving a comment right now Betsy graduates another level one comedy class Placebo That is a stupid word Not even three minutes in Roll with it, baby You should take my classes Toastmasters or Improv Get on UCB team What is wrong with this guy? I care He can't do that to my wife At a Chucky Cheese? They're all wrong Alternative lifestyle What did you do? You can't roll with that Redirect from that? How? The joke about one wing You gotta recall that Wrap up this wing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #618 Length: 32:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
We're happy to bring you this Croncast Made it in on Friday night This is a great show, please enjoy! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #617 Length: 31:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Getting ready to head over to event Gotta cut these show notes short Be good! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #616 Length: 27:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Back in the NYC Betsy does Goodwill Texas The kids do the pool San Antonio BBQ Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #616 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:21 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Back in the NYC Betsy does Goodwill Texas The kids do the pool San Antonio BBQ Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #615 Length: 29:41 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Wrapping up here in the office in San Antonio Waiting for Betsy and the kids Enjoy this episode! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #614 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Wrapping up here in the office in San Antonio Waiting for Betsy and the kids Enjoy this episode! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #614 Length: 31:21 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady standing at my door? Oh, that is my wife Whew! I can hit on her full force Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows It has a life of its own How I won my to Upper East Side Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah No affairs with shirtless men Nothing Making the sacrifice The relationship that you have with the city And scene Here come his stand ins Ready to make cat calls I did not get to go to circus school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Kicking it in the San Antonio ASPCA cat eating the bed Not a new animal A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth The hospital people told me so The cat watcher Why would you want to leave NY? Buying all of the balloons at the fair Rickshaws pulled by dogs That would rule 15 sexy golden retrievers Doddering bus surfers Old people swearing is wrong They're too cute or too old The comics Partying at the G Winning your way to the Upper East Side Trying harder to be fabulous Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #613 Length: 25:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady standing at my door? Oh, that is my wife Whew! I can hit on her full force Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows It has a life of its own How I won my to Upper East Side Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah No affairs with shirtless men Nothing Making the sacrifice The relationship that you have with the city And scene Here come his stand ins Ready to make cat calls I did not get to go to circus school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady standing at my door? Oh, that is my wife Whew! I can hit on her full force Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows It has a life of its own How I won my to Upper East Side Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah No affairs with shirtless men Nothing Making the sacrifice The relationship that you have with the city And scene Here come his stand ins Ready to make cat calls I did not get to go to circus school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in my face Birthday party and free booze You lack control Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor You are 34 That is too classy You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter Your pillow next to the bath tub 5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene The last time I got that drunk . . . Please, do you hear yourself Well, you're not a lady Love hanging with the nerds You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk Chatting with the baby sitter I love your iPad I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight After I spray myself with Febreeze Back to Illinois Garage sale times He passed me Legless junker The 1995 Barbie was the prize Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #612 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in my face Birthday party and free booze You lack control Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor You are 34 That is too classy You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter Your pillow next to the bath tub 5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene The last time I got that drunk . . . Please, do you hear yourself Well, you're not a lady Love hanging with the nerds You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk Chatting with the baby sitter I love your iPad I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight After I spray myself with Febreeze Back to Illinois Garage sale times He passed me Legless junker The 1995 Barbie was the prize Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #611 Length: 29:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Betsy back in the house New York is hot Black stretch pants need to go Kris's care skills when ill I broke my ribs! How? Yeah, that isn't very manly Friday, Betsy talks visiting the sticks Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #611 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Betsy back in the house New York is hot Black stretch pants need to go Kris's care skills when ill I broke my ribs! How? Yeah, that isn't very manly Friday, Betsy talks visiting the sticks Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #610 Length: 25:42 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about department of health Balloon games Balloon popping Curved hoof mules Making the frost Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #610 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about department of health Balloon games Balloon popping Curved hoof mules Making the frost Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #609 Length: 28:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about permanent records Commodore 64's Early creative writing In school suspensions Guidance counselor advice Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #609 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about permanent records Commodore 64's Early creative writing In school suspensions Guidance counselor advice Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #608 Length: 23:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids Never sit in the empty seat Especially when with child and Everyone else is standing on the bus You can't hide it The Naked Cowboy He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom Improv . . . You should learn how to tell a story of your life I got this one cold But you lied to them It wasn't a lie OK, but you can really tell it now Exactly Home help nurse The gold digger plan All for love Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #608 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:32 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids Never sit in the empty seat Especially when with child and Everyone else is standing on the bus You can't hide it The Naked Cowboy He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom Improv . . . You should learn how to tell a story of your life I got this one cold But you lied to them It wasn't a lie OK, but you can really tell it now Exactly Home help nurse The gold digger plan All for love Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #607 Length: 26:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Still got the ills Betsy busting me out on Facebook Lady nerd meetup You should head over there It all is about your superiority The Women of War Craft Now it is Doll House I kind of wanted to watch that You're a total nerd now Survivors on BBC It's just like lost Kris, it is nothing like it Going to liquor stores with my mom Our crossed paths Maybe we met at 7 in a liquor store What is in a chili cheese burrito New Yorkers don't think about fast food It's not about the stars, it is the driving food Vacuuming the lettuce out of the gear shift Man, to be lawnmower drag racing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #607 Sampler Length: 4:28 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Still got the ills Betsy busting me out on Facebook Lady nerd meetup You should head over there It all is about your superiority The Women of War Craft Now it is Doll House I kind of wanted to watch that You're a total nerd now Survivors on BBC It's just like lost Kris, it is nothing like it Going to liquor stores with my mom Our crossed paths Maybe we met at 7 in a liquor store What is in a chili cheese burrito New Yorkers don't think about fast food It's not about the stars, it is the driving food Vacuuming the lettuce out of the gear shift Man, to be lawnmower drag racing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #606 Length: 25:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas Retail, resale . . . same diff I could sell anything with you Breeding lamp rays Genetically engineered cleaning animals The soapy monkey It just cleans you Could even itch your back Can only teach them limited commands I'm spacing out Mr B Bed bug commercial They freeze them to death Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New You guess Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival And then going to exotic meats Spin the wheel for a discount Negative connotation of resale shopping The Thrift Carnival Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song Then former ice skaters Chain resale thrift on ice Gender roles I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week He almost got beat up by a construction worker Class wars in the street Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #606 Sampler Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas Retail, resale . . . same diff I could sell anything with you Breeding lamp rays Genetically engineered cleaning animals The soapy monkey It just cleans you Could even itch your back Can only teach them limited commands I'm spacing out Mr B Bed bug commercial They freeze them to death Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New You guess Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival And then going to exotic meats Spin the wheel for a discount Negative connotation of resale shopping The Thrift Carnival Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song Then former ice skaters Chain resale thrift on ice Gender roles I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week He almost got beat up by a construction worker Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #605 Length: 30:08 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Kris is sick like a mofo New York is in bloom Bacteria exploding everywhere Smearing anti-bacterial gel I could pick my nose with my thumb Possible Viking breeding in my family tree She was like Flo on Alice When did you become Larry David Only a reservation for dinner Why is there a minotaur in the living room? You could have moved to Hong Kong Just don't feel like an adult Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #605 Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Kris is sick like a mofo New York is in bloom Bacteria exploding everywhere Smearing anti-bacterial gel I could pick my nose with my thumb Possible Viking breeding in my family tree She was like Flo on Alice When did you become Larry David Only a reservation for dinner Why is there a minotaur in the living room? You could have moved to Hong Kong Just don't feel like an adult
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #602 Length: 26:07 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The social faux paux Standing on her mink Doddering society women Matching hats and broach Water squirting broach? Broached his depends Getting it on on top of the mink Don't tell your mother He would turn you in I need you to go through the fence I wasn't accomplice size Child labor in this case is a good thing
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Episode: #602 Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
The social faux pas Standing on her mink Doddering society women Matching hats and broach Water squirting broach? Broached his depends Getting it on on top of the mink Don't tell your mother He would turn you in I need you to go through the fence I wasn't accomplice size Child labor in this case is a good thing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize Anything after that is easy Dating in the middle of Jersey A minute is no longer a mile A mile is no longer a minute Totally upfront about getting it on with her Is this a husband wife show? You're my best friend at this moment Good for you dude! Total whore, total score We're screwing around Condomless I will not be enticed One that doesn't want to trapped She totally wanted to catch a baby If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back Can we get it back on dear? I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins That most blessed of all events Getting hitched at 19 In a better universe you could come to my wedding Just write a check We could have done it up large in the Ozarks Flip the wedding on it's head Elope and go have some fun I'm getting married . . . Great . . . Don't invite me Find me a fat dress Shiny to show off my creases Damp white marks Pay for it myself? Yes. We like the idea of rituals It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #604 Sampler Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize Anything after that is easy Dating in the middle of Jersey A minute is no longer a mile A mile is no longer a minute Totally upfront about getting it on with her Is this a husband wife show? You're my best friend at this moment Good for you dude! Total whore, total score We're screwing around Condomless I will not be enticed One that doesn't want to trapped She totally wanted to catch a baby If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back Can we get it back on dear? I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins That most blessed of all events Getting hitched at 19 In a better universe you could come to my wedding Just write a check We could have done it up large in the Ozarks Flip the wedding on it's head Elope and go have some fun I'm getting married . . . Great . . . Don't invite me Find me a fat dress Shiny to show off my creases Damp white marks Pay for it myself? Yes. We like the idea of rituals It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #603 Length: 27:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Episode: #603 Sampler Length: 4:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade conversion van
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #601 Length: 30:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
It is cold in Texas! And I am sick like a mofo Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Cold cold cold Have a great weekend y'all Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #601 Sampler Length: 3:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
It is cold in Texas! And I am sick like a mofo Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Cold cold cold Have a great weekend y'all
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Show: #600 Length: 24:59 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #600 Sampler Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #559 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I'm starting my road trip this morning Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #559-Sampler Length: 4:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
I'm at the airport putting up the show Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Show: #558 Length: 31:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #558-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-)
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Show: #557 Length: 29:15 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hey, it's March already! We're webified on the mobile front Get your iPhone or Android phone out Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only) Judging when the crockpot is done It's food that is made with love, just without care Ladled food is about love The presentation is not that hot That is vanilla pudding Crushed graham crackers I am complaining about your Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison New girl at the Dairy Ripple Creeping over my waistband Is that contagious on that kid? Then she speaks no English then Let me tell you about the cat He's got issues I take him to the vet Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy Like on Scooby Doo? Yeah And he was wearing a coral necklace The aggressive New York All the drama Your cat is still hypothyroid Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #557-Sampler Length: 5:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Hey, it's March already! We're webified on the mobile front Get your iPhone or Android phone out Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only) Judging when the crockpot is done It's food that is made with love, just without care Ladled food is about love The presentation is not that hot That is vanilla pudding Crushed graham crackers I am complaining about your Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison New girl at the Dairy Ripple Creeping over my waistband Is that contagious on that kid? Then she speaks no English then Let me tell you about the cat He's got issues I take him to the vet Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy Like on Scooby Doo? Yeah And he was wearing a coral necklace The aggressive New York All the drama Your cat is still hypothyroid
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Show: #556 Length: 28:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in Central Park We're all there sledding away She asks what to do next? I told her I'm going to Costco Snow hurricane CNN got it all wrong It was there own snow machines Park rangers wandering around Sledding with sky scrapers Central Park heaven You gotta get the Classico Your husband will be mad If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it The street blew up! I thought I was next Pile it all next to the restaurant Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade Men can't buy their own underwear They gave you a man panty line Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #556-Sampler Length: 4:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in Central Park We're all there sledding away She asks what to do next? I told her I'm going to Costco Snow hurricane CNN got it all wrong It was there own snow machines Park rangers wandering around Sledding with sky scrapers Central Park heaven You gotta get the Classico Your husband will be mad If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it The street blew up! I thought I was next Pile it all next to the restaurant Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade Men can't buy their own underwear They gave you a man panty line Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind raped You have to cooperate He should chew on my hair to know more about me I wore a pant suit He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance." My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids Not professional I wore splatter resistance cotton to work Success in a box So why do I need to go see one, now? You can't wear a full face mask in NYC The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus Tell me how I was freaking out? He was wearing a rubber fucking suit Maybe it was skeevey subway dude? You win You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career Why does that bother you? My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want But you're not You, my lady, are comedian You have this opportunity, you should take it! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind raped You have to cooperate He should chew on my hair to know more about me I wore a pant suit He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance." My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids Not professional I wore splatter resistance cotton to work Success in a box So why do I need to go see one, now? You can't wear a full face mask in NYC The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus Tell me how I was freaking out? He was wearing a rubber fucking suit Maybe it was skeevey subway dude? You win You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career Why does that bother you? My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want But you're not You, my lady, are comedian You have this opportunity, you should take it! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #554 Length: 33:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #554-Sampler Length: 4:64 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #553 Length: 31:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That is awesome The Holiday Deities Betsy busted out to get to Naperville Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down Of course that is normal Am I supposed to leave in two years? You should have left me last year Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ Reprogrammed by a sloth I need to wake up, eat and take a nap Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward No, like Hulk Hogan Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #553-Sampler Length: 4:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That is awesome The Holiday Deities Betsy busted out to get to Naperville Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down Of course that is normal Am I supposed to leave in two years? You should have left me last year Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ Reprogrammed by a sloth I need to wake up, eat and take a nap Former Olympians have nothing to look forward No, like Hulk Hogan Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #552 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman blood The prominent brow ridge Getting a rag tag posse of goats All under the baking Texas sun Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
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Show: #552-Sampler Length: 4:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman blood The prominent brow ridge Getting a rag tag posse of goats All under the baking Texas sun Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #551 Length: 27:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Short on the show notes, more later . . . Exchange students House-wifery Electrical Tape
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Show: #551-Sampler Length: 4:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Short on the show notes, more later . . . Exchange students House-wifery Electrical Tape Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #550 Length: 33:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Nerds at Starbucks We rule there I'm a regular but I won't you my name I tell them my name is Brian I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself Excalibur Rock Hard Thank you, so much Shut up Stop saying this It is so insincere Cougar smooches Why would I put myself through that when I'm single Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week It's all part of the story
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Show: #550-Sampler Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Nerds at Starbucks We rule there I'm a regular but I won't you my name I tell them my name is Brian I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself Excalibur Rock Hard Thank you, so much Shut up Stop saying this It is so insincere Cougar smooches Why would I put myself through that when I'm single Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week It's all part of the story Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #549 Length: 30:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I could work at VH1 You call that brainstorming The art of casting them? You are so flawed But I love you Working the ASPCA You lured a stray dog into your car? Ruining fast food forever The franchise agreement The two New Yorks
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Show: #549-Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I could work at VH1 You call that brainstorming The art of casting them? You are so flawed But I love you Working the ASPCA You lured a stray dog into your car? Ruining fast food forever The franchise agreement The two New Yorks
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Show: #548 Length: 29:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Snowsteria 2010 Prepare for the end of the world Moms love drama You can't get nanny-tude They hate the dogs Jesus, he blow in my face New phase - we need to own a submarine I'll protect you from sharks Joking about living in the ocean aren't funny
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Show: #548-Sampler Length: 4:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Snowsteria 2010 Prepare for the end of the world Moms love drama You can't get nanny-tude They hate the dogs Jesus, he blow in my face New phase - we need to own a submarine I'll protect you from sharks Joking about living in the ocean aren't funny Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #547 Length: 32:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC
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Show: #547-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC
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Show: #546 Length: 26:17 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Where did this entitlement come from? Gold medals ain't good enough
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Show: #546-Sampler Length: 5:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #545-Sampler Length: 6:51 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe Betsy needs a neckoplasty Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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Show: #545 Length: 28:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe Betsy needs a neckoplasty Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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Show: #544-Sampler Length: 5:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Hey hey Those comments are gonna flow Yes, I've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille You set me up for a lifetime of chores I didn't walk away I'm still here No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything Just don't tell Mommy Daddy's buying me a hamster You have no idea I do know Feral hamsters don't count, Kris Glow in the dark ball back in the day Pets didn't last me all that long I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide No it didn't die Does you mom still have that? It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot Look, is was common at that time Aluminum foil on the bottom What? That is what they said to do Who? The people at the pet store
Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille You set me up for a lifetime of chores I didn't walk away I'm still here No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything Just don't tell Mommy Daddy's buying me a hamster You have no idea I do know Feral hamsters don't count, Kris Glow in the dark ball back in the day Pets didn't last me all that long I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide No it didn't die Does you mom still have that? It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot Look, is was common at that time Aluminum foil on the bottom What? That is what they said to do Who? The people at the pet store
That is the way it was done Was it like 1840 Louisiana? It didn't do him any good Just like you didn't end up with straight arms The way that it is If he's smart he won't eat it Was your crib lined with foil? He decided to do himself in Brittle plastic bottom It was a bird cage I can't even look at you Why did he die? I don't know I highly doubt you had a hamster It was really a dead parakeet This is my friend Pete No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me Oh my god, that is dumb! Maybe it got bird food I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you Oh, baby Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids Maybe I shouldn't have done it She will never forgive me She's got a great memory Don't go buy a hamster
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Show: #543 Length: 29:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Show notes gotta wait But the show doesn't!! Check your feeds and enjoy Have a great weekend guys! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Show: #542 Length: 30:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times I have on my robe, bunny slippers You wish you could afford the Times That's true Or had a stoop of my own Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building What I like about New York is you can count on people You can trust them However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants They will slam doors on you Push you off the curb in front of a bus The have an alliance with leprechauns It's true Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks We couldn't understand each other You're accented now too, baby You've toured the midwest They can't understand you Your Chicagowaukee accent It's all about dominance in NY Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship It's like entering an improv scene Costco in the city experience 99/100 emails are for you We did get noticed on the street We handled it horribly The kids were like what? Really you know who I am? The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon Only people left were us and the runners
Show: #541 Length: 32:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Leaving the comments Sexy Betsy That is all that I am calling you from now on Like Galore Vixen I went out with a new friend It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends She's a cool, cool kind of chick Got pink streaks in her hair She's a mommy, she's a nice lady Guilt laden Bear speech What? Like wearing laundered clothes? You gotta fill in the gaps Had to put in earings Always, but that is gaps of two years Cough, cough You didn't sound awful before There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day Maybe, they do Let it hang there Everybody here wears black All winter coats are black They all want to melt, it's like camo Fast food is a class issue in NYC If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front It's a friggin greasy spoon Park it in the cross walk The kind you want to be!! Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits Angel the pitbull that attacked me What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier? Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter
Show: #540 Length: 28:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Getting it on Dude, that was so smarmy You should talk like that job interviews That way you would get every job How are you homeless and buying brand new stuff? I got a family and Cobra IT skills true Contracts and Cobra are for me Cement truck guy got my dog and benies Garbage picking in NYC That couch you're sitting on was free The doorman battles What sort of breed are these guys? They sweep you with your eyes They're unionized Snagging late night coupons when the bodega closes You don't give that away for free! Her mom told her that The boyfriend was not into it Oh, you don't have a . . . I overpaid now You were pretty for a guy
Show: #539 Length: 30:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Server issues today, apparently the it ate the show and post Thanks to those that sent messages! Betsy thinks that I shave between my eyebrows I'm just flakey and y'all scrape my flesh Betsy wants to talk celebrity sightings Mark was in town and we went to Kidrobot And who else, Kris? Mr. I'm Rick James, Bitch Just us I can't stand the fact you get to see all these people On to pizza NY is so awesome for show prep The old man says, I'll be there in 15 minutes Am I going to jail today? Not today? But I am still going to jail, yes? Yes. The dance crew gets on the subway
Show: #538 Length: 28:07 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Comments are all moderated now Due to massive amounts of spam that is coming in Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use Go to Croncast -> Click 'streaming player' -> Sign in -> Listen The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about A total Manhattan business is man strollers Man purses are not in the scope They're totally off limits He's a cross dressing pimp And he also coos Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps Queens they should go with you The battle cry for cross dressing pimps If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you Tumbleweeds and paint ball The greatest Goodwill ever As far as clothing goes $1.69 a pound for clothing You can pick up Diesel Jeans I may like them but I need Mavi jeans Those fit Not Levi's or Wranglers There are no Wranglers in Manhattan Cuz no one sells them here The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans Yeah, no one is looking for that Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy Huge blue troughs full of this stuff Safe with a prison, police, needles Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL We pass the Dominican greasy spoon I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint Mc Dominicans is the name, not really Eyed up on the luv train Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me Wanna party, giant?
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3
I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #536 Length: 40:05 Format: mp3
Thank you! To all those that are cool . . . you rock! If you're not cool, you can get cool Why start on the 13th? I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it It's always in my address Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address Working on the streaming version player Will be ready by Friday How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL? I thought things were fancy in Naperville Until I experienced Elliot's public school Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ? Grammy tickets? Where is this place and who are these people? Having a nice car in New York She has a huge Range Rover What are we? We're the Walking Class Party at the wine bar for the parents I don't have a baby sitter No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too Thanks but I can't get there Don't worry my husband has a car service I was just at Costco, you bitch No idea how I would even get there The suburban delights are missing here No alone time here What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week You would sleep with a girl named Debra I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing My hotel turned out to be a motel And yes it had feral cats I could hear water dripping Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall Fresh sponge paint on everything If you had been raised with a vagina You never would have accepted that room Setting me for slaughter I thought I was dead You have a story to tell me Mr B Friday, baby It is too long You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas No, a Penthouse party in the VIP I've got no idea how to describe it
Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3 Show: #535 Length: 8:42
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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th! We're making some changes The new shows are paid subscription Sign up on the Get Cool page New York is like living on an elevator You're all up in everyone's business You try to relax but you can't No one can All of the pet roles have been recast Keeping it subterranean We can't do a full episode, baby Has New York changed these people What sort of sales pitch is that You got to pep it up! Getting Cool 4 Life That is the patron level They love what we do and want to support it People can unsubscribe at anytime No missed days . . . we gots obligations We also have a new live video show That starts January 18th It's called High Society Salvage Co. All new, all kinds of awesome I've got Chanel suits to auction off All kinds of weird stuff In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool It's all good people! Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro Couldn't have planned it better It's funny to other people All part of the story All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes New start for us number 447 2010 here we come!
Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3 Show: #534 Length: 30:18 Size: 27.8 mb Format: mp3
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Let the reboot begin Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped It's the real deal They heard the show The offer was pulled It pre-dated even their interest in our home So much conflict from it we had to stop Hard finding buyers You guys knew all about the crazy They didn't just call up She furnished a transcript Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline They knew we were in a bind How can you be special when the whole world knows? You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge Enough of this crap Picking back up where we left off . . . Leaving Naperville The car arrives to take us way You can't tell that story yet The New York story has to wait "I am a rock star," Elliot What do we move with - 6 suitcases Getting on a jet plane House hadn't closed yet No place to live Not a job offer Finding new homes for dogs Missing the four legged family members Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house Grabbing Speedy I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house." Wasn't that weird for me Airport hotel I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing I had a four bedroom house Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab
Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3 Show: #533 Length: 25:51 Size: 23.8 mb Format: mp3
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What you don't have is the funny I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights All in the old Seinfeld time slot What are you up against? Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy Not so hot early on Doing the shows for your cousins 12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom All about pumping your ego up Two fangirls waiting for me Thinking they can't find the bathroom "Oh, my god. You were so funny." Bitsy's door star - they can't speel The bicycle issue There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10 That is the plan the man is on He got my physical genes My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude I learned to ride in the grass Of course you did softy I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me She wanted to go fast Daddy, go get the tool box She takes the wrench from me Takes the training wheels herself Took 2 minutes to get her going Then 20 to get her starting off on her own Loving it for the freedom Number one for her was freedom The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike She pointed it out, Not me A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid The other was her fear of punishment She tried to give up I motivated her She got so upset that she just did it All kids are different and need different motivational techniques Just a wee bit of manipulation One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat You gotta throw in some love You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B Baby, you can't tell people that That is just too much Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket They had a denim one that I wanted You could deduce that knowing my history Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant When you hit the track you become a robot I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on
Croncast - 2009-05-22.mp3 Show: #532 Length: 20:41 Size: 19.0 mb Format: mp3
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We're back for a 20 minute episode A little low down on what we're up to Some Betsy digging into my past The Great LaMoille fire of 1888 And part hypnotherapy for the dogs I'm heading to Boston tomorrow Betsy wants to get life advice from VH1 I will use this in the divorce someday to get the kids What have you learned from our show?
Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3 Show: #531 Length: 3:05 Size: 4.1 mb Format: mp3
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Not a real episode more like an announcement Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.
Location: Stout 133 West 33rd Street New York, NY Map
Near Penn Station and these trains 33rd Street (PATH) 34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W) 34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3) We hope to see you there!
Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3 Show: #530 Length: 32:06 Size: 29.5 mb Format: mp3
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Hit up Croncast and leave comment Online they're called trolls In the real world they're called haters Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice You were having a rough day Dude's can't call you beautiful Why are you in public without your mask on? I ended up with a red streak on my finger Again! Back down the sewer drain No care for the scrape or cut I'll be fine Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up Hello, urgent care Attacked your meat hook viciously Everyone in their was wearing a mask All the wackadoos think they have swine flu Stay safe while porking I am worried for their mental health They could have hamster flu We're gonna be in NYC next week Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location Will share that today
Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3 Show: #529 Length: 34:43 Size: 31.9 mb Format: mp3
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Back to the normal . . . sort of The accidental finders People searching for cul de sac goatee People search for that? We last left you with the heavy mood That's not what we're about We're about the laughs And I brought a funny story Evidently they didn't have Keep on bringing it haters This is from your psycho needy wife Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC Start-ups are on a short life cycle Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up We have lived a city lifestyle before I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey Figuring out the trade-offs Closet smoking in the garage I need to stop that If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me We're 85 percent sure that this is the path You need to stop watching SVU Every private school kid is committing the crimes Mommy is an art dealer Daddy is an architect They are never around Caught in the hot tub The funniest shit happened to me When doesn't it I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke And I locked eyes with a completely naked man He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade This is prep for NYC I feel like I'm just trying to be normal And then there is the naked guy! What time of day was this? Noon What was he doing? I don't know! You can't help but look at naked people What do Republicans do at lunch hour? They have naked time in their car Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat This had to be a hook-up A bad Craig's List story You could write SVU It had to be Craig's List You gotta give me the details He also had hairy shoulders The clothing party
Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3 Show: #529 Length: 34:43 Size: 31.9 mb Format: mp3
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Back to the normal . . . sort of The accidental finders People searching for cul de sac goatee People search for that? We last left you with the heavy mood That's not what we're about We're about the laughs And I brought a funny story Evidently they didn't have Keep on bringing it haters This is from your psycho needy wife Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC Start-ups are on a short life cycle Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up We have lived a city lifestyle before I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey Figuring out the trade-offs Closet smoking in the garage I need to stop that If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me We're 85 percent sure that this is the path You need to stop watching SVU Every private school kid is committing the crimes Mommy is an art dealer Daddy is an architect They are never around Caught in the hot tub The funniest shit happened to me When doesn't it I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke And I locked eyes with a completely naked man He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade This is prep for NYC I feel like I'm just trying to be normal And then there is the naked guy! What time of day was this? Noon What was he doing? I don't know! You can't help but look at naked people What do Republicans do at lunch hour? They have naked time in their car Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat This had to be a hook-up A bad Craig's List story You could write SVU It had to be Craig's List You gotta give me the details He also had hairy shoulders The clothing party
Croncast - 2009-04-22.mp3 Show: #528 Length: 27:07 Size: 25.3 mb Format: mp3
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FSBO Naperville, IL Show notes are super short This episode isn't all that much fun It's more of a chance to fill you in We've got a lot going on like . . . We'll be putting our house on market soon, like two weeks from now Hopefully sold by the time school ends We're looking for gig for Kris We're looking for a city, town to live in that fits us Maybe you live in that city? If so tell us why we should move our family there For Sale By Owner Naperville Illinois We're looking for good public schools, lower cost of living and positive, vibrant community
Croncast - 2009-04-17.mp3 Show: #527 Length: 24:15 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3
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Bringing it on the Friday! That's a post, this is a post I know that I am fabulous Helps promote the show Give these people a chance Then the audience swells My kids can't sleep More popular than Wired magazine daddy's I can make a super sandwich For your daughter The ham and ketchup sandwich Fulfilling her need "Scooby Doo Style" That's on you Appaloosa is where I am going Let's count down your shiny chasing skills Glad you can admit them You are my little raccoon Betsy is going to be on the Radio Shopping Show Gotta give the back story Rubeeen had been there to show us Pet a lizard Sure he'll bring the salmonella to your front door This is my favorite lizard, Gothar Sure, he's gotta pack the lizards It's totally worth two hundred bucks The party phenomenon Turn it all into a party What kind of burner are you? Pipeline or bust They were on the bust side We have a token listener in Alaska Don't even try Nomad in some populations, transient in our community I was just that good
Croncast - 2009-04-15.mp3 Show: #526 Length: 29:05 Size: 26.7 mb Format: mp3
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Living the dream Betsy back at it with Goodwill and plates again Heaping pile of plushies Chicken wire can't be used in medical What have we learned? You could do a killer silk flower arrangement I would crush you, Betsy The components I would have Sneaking a cigarette It all works together Wait till you see what I am going to do with it What did you want to be when you grew up? Away from here . . . that was it Ending up in the t-shirt biz It was a great time I meant the Chump gear guys Always wanted to be somewhere else than where I was Restless leg syndrome Rehashing the past I had no idea And I have no idea now The junkin' comedian $40 pay checks from the comedy shrine The funniest was the awe that filled your dad When? When you said you were thinking about getting a job
Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3 Show: #525 Length: 32:37 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3
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Where the shows been? I'm not well Hear it in the voice Why do men get sicker than women? It is like quantum mechanical Betsy, he looks really bad No one was validating You had a temp of 98.6 That's high for me Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me I talked with two people this week That's it It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps Let's give the run down New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business Venture Capital is tight and requires travel Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far Well, you are being paid That $40 a week is going to take us through You gotta finish strong I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't Later in the show my pants starts falling down No laughs at this either Here I am walking down the street So what's going on with you guys then? I'm not going to list it out again Follow Kris on twitter Join the Croncast Facebook group We come around the pillars There are people just smoking Blowing smoke in tourists faces Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?" Flicks his cigarette He's doing the new york fast walk Of course the cop didn't care What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store? The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack I think you would love New York, Betsy Sure I almost got robbed But I even love the filthy, dirty New York It's got high energy
Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3 Show: #524 Length: 41:24 Size: 38 mb Format: mp3
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When, when, when, when This was supposed to go out Friday Maggie has been insanely sick What happens when you read all of these Oprah books? It should come with a six pack of Xanax Difficult times? Write a book You need to change your name to Kristina Sending email as Kris Smith People would respond to me as a woman So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show The Mexico Part 3 begins now Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner Standing at the buffet A woman sidles up next to me "What part of Canada are you from?" I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years Where's that? Wisconsin Is that a big city? All the push ups that you do They could throw a rock at it She was wearing the crocs Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs That is he face of colonialism Later . . . I'm the only American What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar? Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole? He was like a bull fighter Super hot Fellas watch out for this They will whisk you wife away The Italian says, "You mean this prison" You must leave this compound They will take you to the jungle They get electricity for 2 hours a day It is wonderful Deciding to go deep see fishing How did you get over the shark fear? We were stuck at the front gate How many signs do you need? It was like a road block We were there on a gift certificate I'm thinking that this will be so nice The authentic Mexican experience awaits We get to the place Sure, it would have have been authentic But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know? Captain Rick's It should have Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's On the boat with a Canada They start swearing at us in Spanish Turns out I am the only one that knows it I kept my mouth shut Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post) "Chocha Grande" How is the fish doing? Mas muerto They pull it back into the boat Cut up Dory and turned her into chum We had Captain Bicho More protected species were caught Chopped and chum Chocha account is over 11 at this point I'm the bloke, right Don't be a chocha Mr B
acking open the hand carved lesbian door No crumpled up High Life cans The Eden like backdrop Deer walked right up She had deer prints on her roof Training ground Santa's deer Getting them presents for the house Populating her yard with beasts Show up and build an Arc too Betsy "Noah" Smith I get wait to Zeus out there You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story The Improv dinner theater audition I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris What? Where the auditions were being held Ok Where was it? At Culver's Oh, Baby Did you get a milkshake afterward? Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant It proves you want it It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it I'm proud of you Most people wouldn't have gone What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night? Listening to open mic night stories We have no context for this How did it make you feel? Maybe she is a biker Going out on a high note Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive That would be funny No it's not Thanks for listening to everyone Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you We've had a great time doing the show The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com You just can't end it Mr B! Can you! Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus Thank you for letting us entertain you.
Croncast - 2008-06-16.mp3 Show: #499 Length: 22:52 Size: 15.7mb Format: mp3
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Keep the Archive Alive goes on $25 of support gets you 2 DVD's with the full archive mailed to your door Drop that Archive Support at the site in any one of the banners It is all about the Interwaves The photo montage of the father's day trip are up Look in the blog for the story Soften up the crow's feet Geez, that bag, what is she 33? I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater The afternoon jamboree Much like licking a toilet "Cousin Kris!" The first Casey's we stop at Hey, I know you No, I didn't know her name instantly Hoping for it fire into my brain Turns out to be cousin X She's of the normal branch But the odds of that Not that great Running into someone buying smokes I just don't want to get there I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75 Never thought we would make it Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up It is an area of decay Dilapidated nothingness If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding The rest are wrapped in Tyvek It looks like depression We tried the town route Elliot is asking why it is abandoned Yelling why doesn't it look like home Two taglines "For Rent" "Rent to Own" You wouldn't let me take the best photo It was the award winning shot It was beautiful The transient neighbor In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap And . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps Nothing is level there I fell down 77 times Growing oriental poppies Couldn't believe it Save me from this And you walked away Everyone walked away to leave me there The scary compound The old ass car wasn't as bad Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be
Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3 Show: #498 Length: 25:41 Size: 17.6mb Format: mp3
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Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today! Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive We Jen upheaved and happy at work Here's a podcast hug for you You can't miss the banner It's another Friday the 13th show I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it Many, many things are going wrong today How can you be freaked out about today? Yesterday should have done it for you Glad to be getting to the expert level I didn't say it like that Oh, really Well, I don't know Let me ask Betsy That should be my motto The common sense psychic He told you it was Father's Day this weekend Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs Keeping it as a secret Having a surprise party Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts I knew we were being invited to a jamboree Waldorf salad vs. apple salad Some might say they are the same Like the hotel? They wouldn't think hotel I gotta be nice You can do that, you know Improv Not sure you can pull it off Raised in a hamster cage Not sure the kids can pull it off Elliot might not be able to get passed grams smoking in the backyard Don't get uppity, you're ignorant It's pronounced "ig-nernt" You shouldn't talk about that What is your practice face? You are a sad, sad human being Making a new dessert - cotton candy salad Did you try that new spicy chicken sandwich at Wednesday? Diet and the correlation between behavior Doctors can't fully help you Why? They have businesses to run It is the truth They are just people who need jobs He'll eat it, it has apples in it
Croncast - 2008-06-11.mp3 Show: #497 Length: 29:51 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3
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What was that? Keep the Archive Alive? Yes, it was Support future listeners and the new show by sending support How? The banner above Let's keep it trucking along by supporting the past That is, the past, for the future
Croncast - 2008-06-09.mp3 Show: #496 Length: 33:11 Size: 22.8 mb Format: mp3
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Nothing on the show notes Dispense a bit on the new format and show Keep it real people Enjoy that intro music!
Croncast - 2008-06-06.mp3 Show: #495 Length: 30:25 Size: 20.9 mb Format: mp3
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Oh, the 2008 Comments on the photos I'm a what? You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world When was that? San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff I got my eye on those celebrities I knew today was going to be a great day Because the Lutherans were having a sale Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway" You were benevolent enough to babysit It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me You should be so lucky Space Ghost! You can convince me of anything I got to the sale kind of late The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells That we can hop into a new line that is shorter I was torn They can have stuff in multiple questions I think you will reach a point, your peak of sales skills We should freeze dry you at that point Then revive you in the future when the dollar is strong It will be like a time machine Betsy, you bring it The dollar is still strong with the Lutherans Double check the luggage later I stand in line to wait for the dishes I need my fine china fix in their housewares sections I brought bags and I have adrenaline flowing in my limbs Oh, look, Christopher Stewart This is when I started to look like a nut Started? Slow shuffling old posse arrived Those match my dishes I love those Are you going to buy those? I am now just to spite you You wasted my time with your story They're rookies baby You are con-garagies They send the 12 year old anemic boy to help me carry stuff She's now a professional tic She went and bought speakers from Farm and Fleet I love it, speakers from Farm and Fleet I am sure you are related to people that duck taped their heads That is the truth Duck taping down his pants Especially when fired up the chainsaw The tape suit Class issues really stand in your way Mr. B "Transvestite's getaway car ran over good Samaritan's foot" Words make the world magnificent
Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3 Show: #494 Length: 41:59 Size: 28.8 mb Format: mp3
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We're back for part two of San Francisco The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase She kissed a diseased baby Then she kissed me and now I am infected Other than daddy just do I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation Her encrusted nostril in photos I could track back the vector of my illness Yes, you are the carriers Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement" We rank with NPR shows in the post How are we different than any other shows? Funnier Let the woman talk No love for this man I didn't get a party when I was there Heading to the meetup at House of Shields What if no one shows up? People were bound to show up Four people showed up I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way David, Sam, Russ and Katherine
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie
David has been listening for a long time A very long time He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show Schlomo gave us the space It was dark, with a kicked over chair That is HoS Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it This is where we made the mistake We started drinking right away, heavily Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink Mind you she is one third my size We left the meetup to go dancing More drinks Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab Just drunk bitches we were We gotta get to sleep We have things to do the next day We surface at 10 am Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3 I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations Remember Chef Jeff? Back in my skinny days Now I'm chubby There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister" A little romantic music for you If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike So the next day we rent a car And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people They're like day of the dead zombies Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life This weather beaten hag pops up in the window Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect Are we on the road to Guerneville? You can't do that with a kind vegan sister A big coin receptacle "I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3 Show: #493 Length: 28:21 Size: 19.5 mb Format: mp3
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Good grief we are back Thanks to Betsy for showing back up You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick She's checking me out Of course she is "So what are you doing in San Francisco?" "I'm here with my friend." "You don't have to call her your friend anymore." The spandex blend is alive and well You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa The smell of Dubuque jumps off The hills and the highway I drive better than those taxi drivers Don't look forward You check carry on bags? Yes, need to keep her creams and powders The vacation schedule The romantic cruise We just wanted crab The Russians followed me from Goodwill Our waiter wanted to argue Today, today it is my first day Crab comes with nothing? No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad Dungeness crab is a mud spider She called me a hot mess in Cantonese We end up at a tea shop in China town White hippie chick running it In sweeps hippie number one She's totally a trust fund baby Character after character after character You can make tea from anything Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person? I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have? Mr B, this is my town though I knew it once I stepped off the plane
Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3 Show: #492 Length: 17.5 Size: 25:32 mb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes Sorry for the no show on Friday Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . . Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross) Betsy and Jeanie in San Francisco starting tomorrow Hang with them on Wednesday, see the link about for House of Shields get together
Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3 Show: #491 Length: 19.7 Size: 28:40 mb Format: mp3
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Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith That is your new name You're like silly putty Let me see your palm I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad? Nope Did I sleep on a floor for you? Mr B I am going to kick your ass I don't want to hit golf balls Then I win by default You are very competitive My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls I thought it would be like a coffee machine I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle The second of the idiots is now here They should put up a sign There was a sign I am sure Based on how you played it should be bright pink You are so full of crap I couldn't put my arms around you Resting in your schwetty palms A boy at the disco You missed the ball completely Then I got it dialed in I was the winner no doubt The driving range isn't on my to do list If you had one we would have been doing the next I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet The divets on my head were too much I won't make you sleep on the floor Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith This is my super bowl weekend Where is the sale this weekend? Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once They have a consortium of sub divisions? Yes Betsy now reads the classifieds Leaving your boxes on the driveway Somebody is going to steal them UPS picked them up Are you sure? What are the rules? You show up first and the item is your's They might share a bag Gardetto's You have done this to her Bird Lady I am going to get you I am going to walk around with
Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3 Show: #490 Length: 19.6 Size: 28:32 mb Format: mp3
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Betsy likes the amens to her sermons Now they can tell me to mow my lawn We are way more boring than the show The picture in her head of you was repulsive Good thing she didn't see a real picture I despise this time of year the most Why? The grass grows I hate the mowing Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood I have been honing my skills without you Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox Not the Billy Squire stroke A body bag full of bubble wrap A body bag? I tried to do a Penny Drop That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics Tetanus shot for junking license I had to have the bubble wrap So I went to Goodwill Fast like a bunny I bought a Titleist Golf club We playing gold today mommy? Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf Your Titleist for dumpster diving Your like a gorilla in the mist Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor Mine were smarter and more motivated Now, I bring home the bananas It's all about who brings home the bacon I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster We found your wife, sir. Behind what store? It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker It is a services I'm not going to mess with these women They are serious Treating things better Betsy flattens a tire on my car I'm driving slow on your rim You were right next to the car dealership Why didn't you just go there? You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him Sorry to be so vaginal I just gave up Why is he trying to change the tire? Does he know how to change a tire? Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3 Show: #489 Length: 20.5 Size: 29:52 mb Format: mp3
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Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes Thanks for the comments of late They do mean a lot to me Elliot taking one on the head Life coming back Former classmates Spoiled doesn't mean success in life
Croncast - 2008-05-07.mp3 Show: #488 Length: 10:45 Size: 7.41 mb Format: mp3
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Short short showNot much else to say.Some laughs await but we return you to your regularly scheduled life sooner than normal.
Croncast - 2008-05-05.mp3 Show: #487 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.4 mb Format: mp3
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Cinco de Mayo The drink comments spilled over Work with me Comment on the proper post and subject You should be embarrassed to drink that in front of other people It's a weird girly drink If it's the only drink you are going to drink for the night One tumbler You just took the story to a whole new level Oh, bears I feel really good about closing out Croncast and moving on There are legal concerns with letting listeners choose Everything is an impeding legal issue I can't even say v$deo pr0fe$$or anymore My sister wanted to come to Karl's with me Your sister needs to cut to the chase You can thank me later when you wake up in your own vomit Sometimes threesomes are weird Half the audience just said, "Why, yes they are" Not that kind! My friend is super Maybe they were looking for a new hag Did you wear open toe shoes? That might have confused him Becoming a stripper at 33 That is wrong It is time to retire at 33 for most strippers You have a glamorous view of strippers You are nuts There is nothing glamorous about stripping as a career I don't dread these things What you can and can't comment on
Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3 Show: #486 Length: 31:00 Size: 21.3 mb Format: mp3
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Short show notes, sorry The greatest goodwill find of all time Sure it is So was the Kirby vacuum It's a Bolex Video Camera Spooky stuff on this show "How did you know?" I can see you there with two hand fulls of dirt What about the eyeless dolls?
Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3 Show: #485 Length: 28:03 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3
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I pulled a muscle in my back My spider bites It's a back wall injury Like in the Mist Where the privileged people are At the Intercontinental hotel I ordered my drink You need to try it Jaegermeister and Bailey's? It makes me want to cover my ears How much do they charge for that? It depends The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major How much do you want? Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's Well, we pour in ounces I don't care what pour, just fill it up When have you counted You are an asshole I'm not an asshole How many ounces would you like? What kind of question is that? I would have turned you into a zombie Was $30 a drink Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level She had already poured them A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol They should charge normally I need to carry my own stuff Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own You pay for the atmosphere But most have to leave early to get to a meeting $30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby I missed it I was three feet from him He looked nothing like I would have expected Taller than I thought They have small man complex and work harder Shaped like a potato these days He would have showed all of his potato parts He has an internet startup It's like youtube but with dance videos There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill Who is it? I don't know his/her name What? It is a Transvestite Mennonite I had awkward pause seeking gender I blanked I needed to know boy or girl to return communication You should do a back bend
Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3 Show: #484 Length: 31:49 Size: 21.8 mb Format: mp3
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This is a great show, filled with drama, suspense, horror and . . . Kris lacking any common sense. Nada on the show notes as Monday is getting very busy already. But like the last time, loud shout out to anyone who throws down and sends them in.
Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3
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One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now
Croncast - 2008-04-18.mp3 Show: #482 Length: 26:40 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3
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Kris is all business all the time I am business baby even when I sleep You're on Twitter 24/7 I was dreaming about API's That is why I slept through the earthquake Why you should be like me Fifth graders would listen It is like dreaming about math What parent wouldn't say, "I would like my kid dreaming about math" You can't negative criticism The survey we ran for one year The likes and dislikes are finally available It's not that "He laughs at nothing" The laugh is used to fill in the gaps Go back and listen to the first few shows with gaps No one is addicted to your laugh I say addicted to laughing in general It is good for you Adam Curry released some demographic data So with that I will release all survey that we did later today STICKERS - first 10 people to send me their address from the contact page GET - a sticker Swearing was a thing we did a lot of We've gone through iterations Your mom draining her tub My options were here or next to the sump pump The outdoor work began around here Anything I try to do never works We know this Betsy The neighbor's chemically altered grass The grass is smart it knows not even to cross property line Raised timber bed Longtime listeners might remember the coi pond The koi pond of death I hire them to clean up the yard, remove some timbers and edge my mulch People that run their own business have psychological problems They do it because they can't get a normal job Anybody can be a landscaper Kipp's Lawn Repair Kipp is name of death Just says drug habit I ask him for a quote He's a horticulture authority You could sell his rotten lumber ReplacementDeckParts.com That should be your next business Green has become a scam in many ways AAA1 Steve Are you bonded? Yes, I've posted bond before Oh, no That sort of happened with the Comcast guy He'd done time Or as he said, "I did a bit" He hadn't seen his kids in years That TV would fit right out that window I got my eye on them I don't trust them ever Betsy is soo like Daniel Day-Louis in There Will Be Blood Upton Sinclair wrote the book just for you Would you quit junking for $1 million? I couldn't do it That would only last you 3-4 months, Kris Right, 50ould go to the divorce Banking where you used to live You mail stuff to your bank? Well, it's an hour long drive
Croncast - 2008-04-16.mp3 Show: #481 Length: 25:10 Size: 17.3 mb Format: mp3
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Sorry for the late show . . . long day. Now I gotta put the kids to bed.
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Updated show notes I think the people know what year it is I am your enabler, Kris Your workaholism is what i enable The day after tax day Didn't you see me freaking out? Not really . . . you kept saying we have to file an extension Taxes should be due on a Friday Not a Tuesday It should be a floating holiday? Yes This is the first year in 3 years we don't owe the IRS any money I will never understand the IRS ever Co-owner of a company that lost quite a bit of money Listen, Rush Limbaugh How can my company lose money and the feds give me money back? The tax code is crazy The other fabulous thing today It felt like a tele-novela I got to Goodwill and they were throwing someone out It was the first time ever He is the reason we can't pick off carts I walked up to the china It was sparkling at me Get the order and buy service for 12 $20 a plate and $12 for the salad plates Well, you weren't tossed out Who would be pulling in as I leave? Another Replacements.com seller When did this lady show up? She is a new Goodwill character I thought this was just the Russian chick No, she is diminutive You're a junk consultant I can tell you when I am 13
Croncast - 2008-04-17.mp3 Show: #480 Length: 32:24 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3
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Short ones this time Before you even open your trap, Betsy And clean the lint from yours Nice tight and concise . . . Here is what happens with Croncast at 500 When they put the B before the K Doesn't sound right to me We are going to re-brand the show And move to one day a week . . . But, BUT, you the listener could get it up to two or even three days Do tell, Kris Do you remember "Tell a Friend Friday"? Evo told tons of people So for the next 20 shows you need to tell all of your people to listen to Croncast At 500 shows if we double audience size we will go to two days a week At 500 shows if we have tripled the audience size we will do three days a week So you've got to get to it Hopefully it will spread like herpes, Kris The El Camino is coming back I want a truck minivan combo They are missing the boat Poor customers service Smoke starts coming out of holes where espresso is supposed to come out I inhale deeply the scent of burnt coffee and plastic How not to buy a hermit crab
Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3 Show: #479 Length: 26:37 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3
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I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here and give you a huge shout out, like, where I say your name loudly.
Shout out goes to BigJon - super player and show note maker Show Notes: Croncast intro 11 more days to Earth Day Dry crocodile skin Welding company hand model Cooking show video No wrist bones Fitness routine Armchair critic Addiction to nitrates Living ex-pat life Aversion to guns Comments on moving House hunting in SF Good schools and Thrifty Republicans Drew Peterson on Larry King Looking in the woods near us Stacey Peterson signs Police officer son We got 911! Baloney sandwiches with mayo Year of guys in our area to murder their wives Divorce reasons Big insurance policy Follow the news trucks Scumbag Watersealing basements A-Town van, one eye, mullet, and prison tats Would have given him a shot Don\'t marry that guy Heavily medicated shoe salesman Temper tantrums Who liked him? Panic attack Other perspectives Missing a leg...last shot I won Wow, he looked me in the eye! Garage saling Un-employed babysitter 30 garage sales Love garage sales by default Kris must love you Horrible at math No more baby shit Garage sale notes Legalized gambling Know your people Capri Sun + Toddlers Melting down silverware The gay doctor Crap in the dining room Barb and daughter china junker service Croncast outro Coming to an end...
Croncast - 2008-04-09.mp3 Show: #478 Length: 28:01 Size: 19.2 mb Format: mp3
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The cough has subsided Talk of the vacation Jeanie Did you brush the baby's hair? How about a coat? I need to show up and take care of this stuff What kind of planning are you talking about? You will be tourists I don't like to travel and feel like a tourist Hopping on and off the bus You will organize your trip for junk You won't be able to bring junk home What are you talking about? I will be FedEx'ing that stuff I have a funny box story for you I went to a new Kinkos They weren't my people She says, "Do you work at Alta?" What is Alta? You were missing the clear plastic purse The retail mistrust of employees I can't imagine working in retail the rest of my life Did my bit Then she gets it The light went on, she realized I was a dumpster diver Sustainability 101 I choose to do this Did you come to college to find a wife? I knew I was going to marry you It was one of those things Thinking about moving It will not be Nicaragua, Mr. B Covered in yesterday's pot pie
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3
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It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-04.mp3 Show: #476 Length: 29:53 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes My brain gears are spinning I can't even speak I don't hear voices Genetic tendency to be a gear head No I don't think Kris has a weird cough I feel burned by the Radio Shopping Show How can you get burned by them? They stuck it to me No The hotel we got for $100+ a night Turns out I can get it on Expedia for $63 a night Oh, baby Was it an Expedia deal? You can get them that cheap You end up with a bed mate Not even the Sybaris Do they have them other places? We'll talk Sybaris later And I found out that . . . The bathroom is shared Shared by who? Everyone on our floor Convincing yourself the stay will be fabulous I am letting Jeanie pick the itinerary Smart move Betsy line for locals. . . Get ready for it Jeanie "My last name is really Shilts. My uncle was Randy Shilts." Shut up You'll be using it to try to get dinner reservations I could use that the Sybaris Me working at home is driving you crazy Well we are in to month 16 of it No I will not be doing yard work Well, on Monday we should be square on some stuff We'll have a bit of news
Croncast - 2008-04-02.mp3 Show: #475 Length: 29:23 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3
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Butterfly eyebrows vs. Caterpillar Eyebrows Like a monarch flying to Mexico I got invited to the beard appreciation group on flickr Oh, no Mr B I thought it was a manly man thing Yes, it was very manly Betsy, you have to quit calling me 'Bears' Please, call the people off My queer friends, help me It's not so bad Kris If you loose you job we could wrap you in We could cover your moob nipples and sell photos It's like telling people your whole life Kris with a k And everyone thinks you are a chick You should let this slide Every 5 minutes you are making another joke I am uncomfortable with being hit on If the strippers were hitting on me you would be freaking There are bear strippers Baby I need to shave off my goatee You dress like you are twelve I'm not talking to you I don't remember this story How would he know? Wearing the wrong size of pants It was your fault, Betsy You bought my pants My needs were beyond Merona brand The Sears catalog isn't something special Betsy you are fighting with me instead of telling a story Yes you are No I'm not Yes you are You didn't tell a story I'll tell a story This is why we don't have passports . . .
Croncast - 2008-03-31.mp3 Show: #474 Length: 27:20 Size: 18.8 mb Format: mp3
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Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3 Show: #473 Length: 11:17 Size: 7.84 mb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Shout to Mike Dunn You are digging yourself a hole Kris Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet Like a mommy in the morning? Putting on deodorant walking down the block Not one person looked at me sideways Don't ask him for money I love New York I want to live someplace with a goat They won't let me have a goat in New York Well, when it poops they would see it People just might want to eat your goat It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk She had toe rings That was it getting on the plane The kids keep going ape I knock her Starbucks down and spill it I am in row one, so I can get out quick I really wanted to help this woman Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee She says, "Let me clean it up" She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different Did you get a toe ring to the face? Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton? No He was four Billy Bobs Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane? When the person next to you seeks comfort She starts weeping I felt like such an asshole It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things We really need to go And that is it. This is such a short show. The kids are wired Spilled Coffee Kris is sick Regular shows and show notes Monday.
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Croncast - 2008-03-26.mp3 Show: #472 Length: 18:00 Size: 16 MBmb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Going sans show notes on this one guys. I am sitting on the couch of the gracious host that has been putting me up for the last two nights typing this out. No longer on couch now at train typing furiously. Here she be.
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Croncast - 2008-03-24.mp3 Show: #471 Length: 26:34 Size: 18.9mb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Wish I had done show notes last night Trying to the show to download from my phone isn't going too quickly OK, here's what I got The laughing intro Betsy has to stop She can't handle not making fun of me Oh, Mr B You'll be gone for 3 days You're boyfriend would come out of the closet How did I slip through? If it were 1950 I would be married to a gay man Now they're strolling to Erasure hand in hand Isn't that ABBA? Whitney was for the queens too? Yes, Kris Why do you think they like me so much? That is what will hold you back from being a republican No that would be my moral compass It's called empathy Henry is still trying to make me a republican You have a manic nature with work Just put a chip in me Interfacing with machines would be much easier What did you just think? I won't be held to testify, I can't tell you
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Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3 Show: #470 Length: 15:41 Size: 10.8mb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We keeps it short today Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever It's one half of a show So I was at Goodwill What story you tell doesn't start this way? My pockets were loaded I don't trust my purse You shouldn't We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet? Nope Another day Not to be disgusting Sure I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door I pulled up my pants with ferocity As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter Oh, Baby I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet Multi-use public toilet I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet Baby, I gotta tell ya You should have just left it Goodwill urine water would do it You could have sold it with your personal information What are they going to steal? Your skype number? This person could use more friends Lists of potential friends I love the idea How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill? You're right Kris, I need you to get me a new phone I want a penny phone Cheap flip phone? Cell phones say a lot about people It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago I want a phone that I can dial and drive If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers It isn't a smart phone They call that insurance fraud I gotta hit the red dot Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty It's funny you say that Two months ago I had brain surgery I felt like I was an inch tall Omniscient nerd
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Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3 Show: #469 Length: 27:10 Size: 18.7mb Format: mp3
Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic You are such an ass Listen, it had to be done I asked you not to put that picture on the internet You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod That is the way it should be done "We're going to have to start an IV" No, no, no It gave me a flashback to giving blood Those self-satisfied, holier than though bloodletting freaks Sitting around sipping orange juice and eating vanilla wafers Even the dancing blood drop He is the smuggest prick around I've had two children the IV was the worst part Just do it Don't tell me about it This was a serious deal You couldn't let this thing fester I was down here digging ditches for you I am going to get you a bottle a Workahol I gotta be here to support you Waskily wabbit do I need to you to show up in a crisis The tables were completely reversed You give me You gotta put the antibacterial stuff on on it Clean your dog bite wounds right away You should immediately go to hospital for wound Can you scratch my butt with your tooth Then you get bitten Now it is trying to kill you The other angle that is happening No you are trying to work from your mobile phone Betsy went off the deep end You became party Betsy I did like 30 minutes of stand up Filling in the gaps for Betsy Then you did the laugh I can't stand the whole blood thing She hit a good vein The nurse goes "Whoah!" "You don't feel that?" They just cut you You're gonna be ok though I have it on video I know, the nurse didn't think to stop me That won't hold up in court when you say Macy's dressing room There was blood everywhere The blood pooled in your elbow pit Yeah, and you were over there drinking your Workahol The ball was in court Yes, it was kind of humorous You were twittering the whole time I wasn't doing that I will scroll through your twitter record You got through it very well As an outpatient they said, double the drugs Bit by the meanest shihtzu on the planet During the intake you have to fill out the dog attack form The dogophilia love that you suffer from I knew the answer would be . . . it wasn't the dogs fault, it was mine You people are crazy It is the abuse gene There were other women at the hospital say the same thing Two nurses said the same thing! My 15 yo dog bit me too I know it was my fault and you laughed with her You domesticated a wolf and invited it into your home It is not your fault that they bite you It is part of their nature Mostly subdued but it is inherent in their personalities Speaking of 15 pound one toothed animals I saw Billy Bob Thornton and his band play in Austin Riding in a Lesbian's Astro Van to dinner She has a huge freezer bag full of stuff It is dried peppers and tomatoes He starts to eat some The convince some people to try it She's got the sweet Astro van I know not to eat strange food in a mini van with two lesbians What is it season with? It as a 0 point yeast The guy next to me spits it out across my lap A zero point yeast! Billy Bob Thornton was playing at Antone's Real pennies prior to 1982
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http://twitter.com/resalequeen The Guinness Girls were there? Yes Did they have muffin tops? No Then they were girls You don't make enough for me to get my boobs fixed Then you could get a Guinness girl job I could do apple bottom jeans for cowboys Most farm girls with tight jeans got that weird butt How do they get that? From riding horses Strong butt and thighs At the FFA convention the Wyoming female contingent could crush cars What are you plans for after 500 shows?
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Resale Queen Podcast is now here! The first show went up Saturday Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST Wasn't painful at all was it Mr B? Yes, it was It was like every first podcast Got to get used to doing it High I'm Betsy HustleBuck Number 42 for the Naperville Dumpster divers Part of Local #42 Dumpster Divers and Junkers You should ask the people come to their houses just to pick it up I want to buy an AmVets truckload of stuff Sure it would save you the sifting You could get gold bars are used Hanes Buying a truckload? Disturbing Asking me where you are going to put it . . . leaves hope It took 8 years for you to ask Join me on the dark side Mr B Where do I sign up to be a HustleBuck? I had my party last Saturday Yep, your improv people were in the house Natural reaction is to show compassion toward animals You enter a home and the owners are there It is instinct to be nice to their animals No matter what they do Zeus was not leaving any alone He's like a cross between a Roomba and a guest that won't leave Yeah, he peed on her Of course he did She touched his ears Her highly absorbent sock was full Offer her a sock What?! Is this a McDonald's playland You need the dog whisperer The vet said some dogs just do that In the animal kingdom that is a highly desirable trait He tells you how great you are by peeing on you You should breed him and sell them to comedians The mess that the dog left You were waiting to see how close I was I am surprised you shave the back of your head Why is that? Because you can't see it Unintentional dreadlocks That is the story of my life Kris, you take too many photos of strangers And then you get all weird with angles There's always a magic shot But it is weird Not really You need to not rat them out to management I have to have some recourse Mr B Yes, you can lift the TV Baby, I can't hold it It was like a Tom & Jerry cartoon If he could focus I would have asked the man Anyone would lose faith Maybe you did save my life, Betsy
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Croncast - 2006-11-08.mp3 Show: #298 Length: 42:46 Size: 29.3mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 08, 2006
It is the Croncast 2 year anniversary! Read on for reason of lack of show notes.
This sucks . . . I blew away the show notes by closing the tab after typing them in and not submitting. Firefox should ask if I really want to close the tab instead of just doing it. This sucks.
Betsy tells her auction story, possibly a classic and we also talk about what we're going to do for the group home kids. So we are going to be doing a donation drive for them. I will have some more posts and set up a process for promoting it but it will be later. Got lots of information about the organization but check out their site for more Childserv.org. For now if you would like to make a cash donation to be given directly to the group home send it to kris@palegroove.com (PayPal). Auction photos:
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Croncast - 2006-11-07.mp3 Show: #297 Length: 29:20 Size: 20.1mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 07, 2006
Betsy cranking on sugar She's been eating Elliot's Halloween candy Way too much of it She's after a glass of wine to bring her down Booba tried to do the Weight Watchers tonight . . . After watching Oprah Betsy says it is time to lose weight I like to eat and exercise little Big November for us Two years of Croncast coming tomorrow 300 Croncasts coming on Friday Sunday November 12 . . . Kris' 32 birthday Betsy is going to her first non-virtual auction Where is the sale? Someone standing on a chicken coop yelling who'll give me a dollar? Streets are lined with resale gold for Betsy Betsy says sign me up The Finding Nemo lot of gently used plush toys . . . to be shipped to Connecticut Betsy should be selling it from a chick coop in our front yard The iPods for the 300th new listener, handle and iPod Shuffle have arrived for shipping to Canada Betsy breaks down the Canadian postal system Address labels must be written in all caps Betsy rages on Italian eBay buyers Kris tells the dog bite story . . . one of the better stories that Kris tells It starts with the bad ass kids Any kid that drink half a bottle of Drano and live is a bad mother fucker Betsy says that I can tell a story now I get bit and it goes on from there, you really have to listen to understand
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Croncast - 2006-11-06.mp3 Show: #296 Length: 36:49 Size: 25.3mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 06, 2006
Keep on leaving those comments Betsy give Kris a nod for kicking up the family situation today The dairysnake return At Google . . . we're the only dairysnake! We own it, for now With Bears gone Booba thinks about how she can just hang However she just ends up painting some spots in the basement Putting in a family room and a toddler playroom Kris finds it funny because nearly 1 year ago he recommended all of this Kris you gets no wall . . . but maybe now it is ok Ikea office in a closet kit Remodeling is priority numero uno Operating so long at a high level of stress Once one thing is removed and the level lowers we seem to fill it back up Homeostasis of stress levels Interrupted by phone and someone from 408 area code Betsy's pile of eBay stuff right next to my seat (see photo above) She tries to redirect the conversation Weekend of code . . . let me in "I shouldn't complain about your eBay stuff anymore because I enable you" For years, get rid of the crap Resale Queen complaints Come on I need some drama Are you saying that I should be a 3 a.m. scam That would be like Kris talking about running shoes from 1996 This isn't keeping up this the scene it is dairysnake pack rat "How did this happen" Er, I know let Kris answer this Lying about the Santa Claus guy Movie trailers that might give it away Is Christmas different for those of you who don't live where it snows? Betsy stumps for the group home kids She wins (doesn't really need to win I would have done it anyway) the iPod gifts Betsy starts to cry My iPod was stolen by TSA or ground crew (thanks for the we searched your bag some stuff may be missing leaflet on the bottom of my bag) One lone ear hear at a time Is it wrong to gift an ear nose trimmer? Would you take that personally Betsy's bad ear "I'll buy all this grass if sell it to me for 75% off, and load it into my Volvo" Buying the dead grass in November for summer planting . . . bad idea We'll be back tomorrow
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Croncast - 2006-11-05.mp3 Show: #295 Length: 22:32 Size: 15.4mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 05, 2006
Keep on leaving the comments Comments even about the dairysnake Betsy says it is time to return the dairysnake to QVC Women in depends trying on elastic pants and deciding it's not roomy enough and the QVC customer service "I bet the QVC return warehouse smells like old people. I love QVC don't get me wrong." Zeus is upset that the dairsysnake is going back No Falcon Bird . . . TailorByrd, baby Did I get it right Paisley pearl snap TailorByrd It might be athletic fit but you'll have to girdle it in Golden paisley pearl snap for the man now Unless Kohls super Saturday is the trend . . . You better drink your stupid soda It's not a middle of winter shirt Easter egg puffy cuff in other colors The closeout TailorByrd shirts . . . very of the moment They are like the 70's zip up boot Your dad was pretty styling I'm sure Wrinkle cream at 29 I know, I know, I know Kris Could have gotten the merchandise credit but opted for cash back on your card Maybe QVC will start selling carpet soon Oh, my god. The dog ate his leash again Kris is dog agnostic Booba wants a running suit with a small amount of leopard print Betsy's friend said nothing Aluminum foil in with the hamsters They didn't make it Betsy is clairvoyant and reads my mind I buried him in a box that I made in bible school Everyone's going to bible school Kris tells the dog to go away very calmly What is that smell? He peed on me Can't start off by saying "scam" The loose smelly dog Betsy calls it my bad dog karma Next show . . . when Kris was bitten by a dog
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Croncast - 2006-11-04.mp3 Show: #294 Length: 23:26 Size: 16.1mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 04, 2006
Hey a Saturday show? Say what!!??!! It is true . . . we gotta make this 300 thing real and on time so we are cranking out some extra shows to make sure we hold up our end of the contest.There's not much that I can do for show notes tonight 'cause I been down her in the basement all day writing code. What I can remember before hearing the show again is that: Betsy wants to get me new choppers Betsy's crushing Empire experience continues thanks to listener comments The rotting roof and skylight Getting potty trained The countdown to Thanksgiving My TailorByrd shirts Be prepared tomorrow for a dairysnake update
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Croncast - 2006-11-03.mp3 Show: #293 Length: 25:37 Size: 17.6mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 03, 2006
The puffy cuff fashion show is a reality Betsy does up her QVC and I bust out my TailorByrd shirts (aka the ultimate puffy cuff shirts) Kris's beard is outta control and Betsy didn't tell me Betsy mistakes pun and analogy She blames the cleaning product fumes Zout has alcohol in it? "Mixing Comet and Mr. Clean like the best drugs I've ever done. Except my toddler wasn't there and I wasn't in a bathroom" Before the Bear's fashion parade Betsy talks about her dream come true and how it was crushed Kris wouldn't know this because he didn't grow up in civilization The greatest carpet company in the world Hanging out in the breezeway watching Three's Company waiting for the commercial Booba gets excited and then quite Kris crushes her dreams twice Some how you show in all of my dreams Who is on the other line? A sweet woman named Florine or Lorretta She is a carpet warehouse in Cicero . . . not Bombay Did she pick a great American movie star name? Why didn't she sing the jingle before she hung up? It's like waiting for the cable company "Carpet the next day" I'll be sitting on urine soaked carpet for Christmas Ed is not the blue collar, named stiyched on his chest and no mustache like the guy in the commercials Empire guys dolls in the Goodwill hamper Betsy wants hotel carpet "I want carpet that makes me feel lucky" Everyone has boring carpet One color carpet cut to different lengths It's not like a swimming pool you retard Yes, hotel carpet Betsy I can make this carpet with my clippers Why $.88 paper backed carpet isn't Betsy Betsy is trying really hard to sell me on new carpet I don't care about Ed from Empire or his carpet or his Escort full of samples It is a syllogistic loop with Betsy's carpetdom Simply fix the garage door opener for drama 10 minutes of Ed . . . You wish you got 10 minutes of Ed
Here Comes Puffy Cuffs in his TailorByrd threads:
Full blown Puffy Cuff with contrasting bling
The multicolor puffy cuff and Betsy's photo goal. It's too cold to puffy in Chicago now
Betsy says that I would like Oswald Boateng get up Very anti-climactic fashion parade You used to be happy with the orange tag items from the Target end cap Just because it was on sale? Ben Witt sends his thanks . . . You're welcome Ben Ben was around B.B. (before Betsy . . . that's Ben's abbreviation) Betsy gets no more cleaning products . . . she can't add and there are five examples in 1 minute Kris gets called the ageist I put this ageism on Betsy Betsy's first stalker Many more show in the next couple of days!
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Croncast - 2006-11-01.mp3 Show: #292 Length: 29:12 Size: 20.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 01, 2006
Super short show notes. It was a slow day in the Croncast world so we tried something new on the show. Not quite sure how it turned out. I'm not sure we'll be doing it again.The thing? What we did? We addressed comments of late regarding some of the things we've said and done. Topics like age (you know we are only kidding!) and Betsy's QVC fashion show.Think of this show as a anomaly in the Croncast world as we also address naming the show 'Croncast' and why Palegroove.We answer many questions that people have had about the show and our lives that we rarely speak to.
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Croncast - 2006-10-30.mp3 Show: #291 Length: 39:32 Size: 27.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 30, 2006
Think about this . . . it is your right to leave us a comment Regular Spam vs. regular email vs. the Russian insane spam How do you run a filter on Russian spam? Betsy says to find a translator to fix it Do you read them right to left, left to right Friday was big doin's all around WE HIT THE 300 NEW LISTENER MARK!! New listener winner: Adam Martin Handle winner: Melanie Sullivan Congratulations guys! We're still giving away 2 more video iPods on the 300th show check out the contest stuff The initial 300th winner wasn't the real 300th Melanie and her husband had a plan and pulled it out Someone asked how many of these people are sticking around? The number is 219 for return RSS users . . . so over 2/3'rds are hanging out So other big Friday news . . . it was my last day my job Start a new gig today while you're reading this Big Friday doin's continued Never mentioned much about the old job won't mention much about this one Betsy is all happy about it Betsy decides that she never wants to work again She's become complaisant and even more hard headed Basically she is going to retire at 30 Overwhelmed by her daily life and that is enough for ever Kris when you turned 31 did that happen to you? The floor cleaning guy story . . . I might have told this before Shopping with Kris Daddy really wanted the best for you but momma wanted you to match her QVC Kris has a negative aura They just walked away from the register People look at me at get pissed I'm so sick of hearing how mean the world is to Kris Lifters in groups and Betsy's got her eye on them When I did retail up the employees ran elaborate scams Was it the party or was it the people Halloween party for adults . . . we were gonna be Dog the Bounty Hunter and wife No bare chested Kris this year Betsy loves to dress herself funny Trying to make a ham slice last 3 days
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Croncast - 2006-10-27.mp3 Show: #290 Length: 49:12 Size: 33.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 27, 2006
Kris points out the Croncast blog When I made the site it was judging what's most important The news section is for stuff like Betsy stubbed her toe We will present for the first time ever a podcast fashion Betsy models her QVC stuff that arrived a couple days ago The Quality Value Convenience Fashion show Fall 2006 We have a topic . . . holy shit this is like a real show Fashion show begins:
One night me and a box of wine ordered a bunch of stuff off there!
Stretch Cordury Animal Print - A snake humped a dairy cow - Flattering or Fattering?
The official pant suit of Wisconsin
What if you wanted to wear it open for another look?
Suitable for dating Dick Cheney orange. End Fashion Show Betsy talks about being a victim of car prejudice Betsy goes dumpster diving in her QVC and her new car She is a professional dumpster diver for 5 years When the police roll by All the looks . . ."she must be moving" The Volvo just saved me If I had been driving Slowsky, I would have been in the pokey with the kids Teaching our children to break the law Betsy's haunt is behind Old Navy More moments of the day with Betsy Getting out of tickets Tubby the Love Bucket from Goodwill makes a return appearance Halloween at Goodwill is the big season Last year's Target outfits Taking the dog to get fixed The veterinarian sales pitch to upgrade all the doggy treatments Social work joint for career day in high school . . . Kris I don't know if I could work the rest of my life Making the choice Kris doesn't drink and sometimes that can be strange The "You don't drink" look Kris goes all out until he burns out, my aptitude for addiction Warning: NOT KID SAFE AT ALL! What follows is 23 minutes of phone call follow up good luck dear listener
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Croncast - 2006-10-25.mp3 Show: #289 Length: 34:49 Size: 23.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 25, 2006
Change up the intro to leave a comment from email We can't keep up with the email . . . comments are better Someone won't fix my broken computer Means that Kris can do a show without Betsy distracted by the shiny screen Betsy has access to computers Kris apologizes for being an ageist Betsy reads the email (I'll post it as a comment below) Seriously, I do want to apologize for being so harsh on the age Have some mercy on this "old lady" I like the creative, you got under my skin, tongue and cheek responses I'm trying to quote you Robin and I blow it Betsy rolling her eyes as I cut her off I will try not make fun of people Betsy claims that she has two friends Birthday gifts for her two friends but what about me? Betsy's token republican friend thinks gifts are a set up January 9th for Betsy and November 12th for Kris I will get her nothing this year The thoughtful gift friend will get Betsy to go the extra mile Booba sold her Elmo TMX's on eBay Your mom is now trying to be your friend Kris kicked that door wide open, no way The mommy call came in When I have time to Betsy's great impersonation of that lady "I bet Betsy doesn't nurse you does she?" It's all awkward and horrible . . . same call 5 years later like they never stopped I'm not gonna call I think Betsy is starting to love me more I have been madly in love with you for 15 years, now I'm tired This is how you sell an Elmo TMX Gigi gets tested and her speech therapy will be "on her terms" Gigi wants nothing to do with babydom Betsy takes us down the social worker road Kris goes on the pizza job tangent again 300th by 300th
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Croncast - 2006-10-23.mp3 Show: #288 Length: 11:29 Size: 7.91 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 23, 2006
Tonight's show comes off more as a table of contents for Wednesday. Like I posted earlier I am trying to kick what is either some bad food . . . see photo above or altitude sickness or a cold. See you in a couple days.
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Croncast - 2006-10-20.mp3 Show: #287 Length: 33:03 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 20, 2006
Betsy decides to start shipping while the show begins Then wants to divert attention You don't want to talk about the naked camel in the desert? I want to talk about the email Betsy says, it is a surprise that we don't get hate mail everyday The shipping continues Sign up for the contest and then send hate mail . . . nice Now you're a Puffy Cuffs If it is really bothering you that much "If you're engaged to a geek - break it off," Betsy Saving driving directions to my phone instead of printing them out The tape sound again . . . it is the sound of my life The sound of my eternity Postal priority mail tape They quit making it What am I going to use to wrap Christmas gifts Betsy says she has big news Betsy is going to hang with a fan tomorrow . . . Abbi Z. Kinda gonna be in the area Betsy is wired and over-thinking it Betsy screwed up chocolate chip cookies Not so sweet cookies Abbi will eat them and smile That's why we do it baby for the fans Got rid of Slowsky Better phrasing, "Off to the auction like a fat pig" The Slowsky lowdown Sister turned it down and now Betsy uses it for a trade on a car for her sister If you can't sell something to Kris you should be fired We got it good right now Betsy, "I know you live like that. My darling the rapper." The QVC clothes smell like old people They pump the bags full of the odor Too chubby to put a leg forward Quality Value Convenience you need to shop it too Compression garment for the abdominally blessed Betsy hits a new low - recording QVC to DVR for later viewing No high waist jeans at the store but Goodwill got'em We're off to Boulder tonight Maggie, Betsy and Kris are off that is the man will rock it out with grandma The irony? Back to Colorado Slowsky is worth more in pieces than as a whole Zeus is getting fixed next week Not just hate mail, only one, and many great emails and comments yesterday
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Croncast - 2006-10-18.mp3 Show: #286 Length: 29:54 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 18, 2006
Bobble heads for intro
I need more work
It's hard out there for a B
Being so hard on a B
What is the deal with Slowsky?
Should we trade it in . . . nope
Now Slowsky sits on the driveway
Slowsky is like a 8000 lb green lawn flamingo
Searching for the good karma
Smartly - is it a word
It was a good gesture and a valid option
Slowsky is a heapster
Skepticism whether it will last the week or not
Betsy is going to use it as a trade for her sister
Going for good grandma karma
Slowsky is in "Fair" condition according to Kelly Blue Book
They say Slowsky is a$2600 trade! Yeah right
Betsy getting it on in bill land
Stretching her fashion dollar
I swear I don't know what has been happening in our lives
Betsy is now shopping on QVC for clothes . . . what happened to us?
She's only 30, damn
Is it teacher wear?
Kris turns into Puffy Cuffs for a shopping smack down
Nothing is gonna match . . . wait it all comes on a hanger like a Gobot outfit
There is something that is happening that I don't understand
Spinning and crushed under the weight of a spinning black blob
An entire QVC universe
Betsy's other former old lady addictions and other diversions
Bingo with the blue hairs
Best place on earth, you can chain smoke, drink and smoke
"I knew I was out of my target age range when I saw the hypodermic holder on the wall in the bathroom"
Getting the old lady car
We expressed ourselves in the mid 90's and now we seem to be back living it again
The V70 looks like the old mid 80's Volvo wagon
Cute Swedish men in jump suits show up
Read her new post at Resale Queen What is the age difference
The eBay lots that sit in front me off
Being cut off by a Prius (all Prius's except Mike's)
Volvo versus vulva
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Croncast - 2006-10-16.mp3 Show: #285 Length: 35:22 Size: 24.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 16, 2006
Show notes: We'll keep these short . . . really short. We apologize for the long winded not so funny show Intro music Show begins Show goes on and on We end show The back story is given in the apology but I'll put it here too just in case. We recorded a pretty boring long winded show and once we reached the end we were going to re-record using the first show as sort of an outline . . . it usually works.But like every other parent on the planet one of our offspring decided it was time to wake up 11 p.m. in search of water that only mommy or daddy could provide. In this process other offspring awakes and the rest is history.
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Croncast - 2006-10-13.mp3 Show: #284 Length: 38:22 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 13, 2006
Show notes: Betsy stops the intro to tell me she is having worst day of her life Here you are mommy drinking wine again Betsy, your lips are stained from the wine Left alone in tragedy and sorrow It's not an anti-depressant but it feels good Betsy and her eBay assistant leave to get groceries Miss Kitty left the house early She's 17 she can do what she wants Betsy goes off on weird tangent The man does his Tao Kwon Do stuff Now it's late and the cat hasn't returned Do you see where this is going? It wasn't just the wind A cat with dirty nipples from dragging on the ground can't be homeless Mother-in-law went out to look for kitty The sad meow from under the neighbors shed Can't figure out how to get to it Now they realize that there is something terribly wrong with the cat Miss Kitty was very limp and third-eye lid not open or closed There is a lot of blood The late night vet and the weird staff Is Zeus to blame? Late night vets serve an interest Evan, Rick, Henry and Mr. Puffycuffs Kris was at TECH cocktail 2 Listen Betsy, there will be video Gotta stop touching the mic stand Kris says on video, "There are more women here than last time." I can't do these things without Betsy present anymore Betsy wants me to stop telling her this stuff Don Loeb and vicariously Carrie Lozano the director and producer of Reporter Zero Thank you Carrie and Don for the copy of the movie! The triscadecaphobic will be working at home tomorrow . . . not me Subdivision chili cook off is tomorrow night, be prepared for Monday
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Croncast - 2006-10-11.mp3 Show: #283 Length: 43:13 Size: 29.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 11, 2006
We recorded this late last night and the energy levels in some parts are pretty low. I think the prime time for us to record is around 9 p.m.
Show notes: Intro numero dos thanks to that low energy Turn the dial? Betsy has been sitting in the house for a couple days Even though she went to Goodwill it was a bad day People were packed in wall to wall Wednesday will be worse cause it is old person day (Kris day) Vickie was rockin' her bag that Betsy missed out on Picking up the sister Resale shop at 11:35 . . . and suddenly the rest of my day is gone Betsy has been really grumpy last three days She wants to push off a pier with cement shoes The honest answer is she upset about parenting issues When will you not be too busy . . . 2008? That doesn't count as parenting Aren't we paying off the final credit card next week? There is always another bill, Mr. B. Rick keeps finding ways to get on the show Documentary about Betsy's uncle, Randy Shilts - Reporter Zero We have to find a way to see this movie Life is show prep holmes "I can't believe that I have to look at your mother at Thanksgiving" Flying back to the midwest and seeing the people at the airport You know your terminal by your people The new vast collection of checked shirts Betsy gets to the punch line before me "I don't belong with you people." Betsy says they are 'Puffy Cuffs' The nosey neighbor Nobody will even know when you are dead without nosey neighbors What would Kris be like as a native american? Shirt, pants and accessories from a single hanger on QVC "Fashion Day" Designed to minimize lumpiness Heart shaped mommy pants in the rear Why try to talk with the other mommies? They are not our people . . . they are 10-15 years older than we are Getting an iPass for the tolls as a birthday gift Oh, that was casual clothing
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Croncast - 2006-10-09.mp3 Show: #282 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.2 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 09, 2006
The usual intro goes down like . . . usual Kris points out his neglect of email this week, many apologies Clipped fingernails and buttoning a shirt Betsy gets right into why stress was permeating our day Seeing people that you haven't seen in 5 years . . . like your parents can do it The death of a brother's brother-in-law can make you do stuff They are not inherintly evil people, just not good for us How can you not talk to your parents? Easy Let's move on and live our lives It was awful Where we left them five years ago they haven't moved from that spot Socially every boundry we put they ignored No more interventions, rehab or other visits for us . . . thank you As soon as we walked through the door all gone All they heard was . . . Betsy is an evil bitch and she is making me do this The Don style Setting the stage for this . . . maintaining my own life What you share with kid Putting my self in 6 year old shoes This isn't a situation where you have to put your kids through this How do you manage the situation Betsy called her own get-up 'fag-hag' and my shirts gay . . . we're made for each other Pre-setting boundries Watching Elliot put up his own boundries with my momma "You need to stop right now. I don't know you. I never see you. Don't kiss me." Now we have prime example of "bubble" Feeling like you are the adult when you are the kid There was an out but I didn't think that it would float after more information Back in our lives with nostalgia The door opened to our lives the second we saw them Siblings in the middle It isn't 34 years of new stuff . . . 34 years of the same stuff from the beginning Running off with that guy from rehab Betsy isn't making that up Betsy recounts her reasons for Slowsky love when compared to wanted a new ride Escalade at garage sales versus Slowsky and UU's on Sunday
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Croncast - 2006-10-06.mp3 Show: #281 Length: 31:00 Size: 21.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 06, 2006
The emails cam flying in yesterday for the painted chicks Well, it is your eyes . . . check out one here It's a frontal and Betsy feels sorry for this woman Why didn't you go to Denny's instead? Pale pudding faces and thnking what a sexless group The post I mention is referenced above Street-walker shows on HBO Kris can stop watching . . . Betsy can't She is a fan of the train wreck How much can I pay you to get dressed right now? Kris wants to rehash his Expo excitement We're both going next year Betsy SMS messaging turns me on . . nerd love Basking in the stardom of Betsy My phone just called Betsy randomly at Expo She was surprised that I was speaking Listening through my pants Nerd brethren I can talk it up Again with the name drops from dinner Big shout out to Rick, Rick Klau Betsy says I can tell a story No Betsy crutch Betsy sets her self up to tell her story 3 children heavy at Goodwill Betsy's apprentice pulls one over on her Elliot fell once he never stood back up again Here's the bag on eBay Betsy flirts with Tubby the Love Bucket for a shot
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Croncast - 2006-10-04.mp3 Show: #280 Length: 25:54 Size: 17.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris October 04, 2006
Back after the Expo What a deal we are out of practice And you were gone . . . Kris leaves and the kids get sick Moose has given up sleeping in his bed Betsy says Kris is too lazy and doesn't obey even when sleeping Our bed is a peninsula Doesn't matter the kids get more of the California King than I do Just like during the day you don't follow my direction I can't rely on you any more in the p.m. than the a.m. Reliability and follow through I really mean that I'll do it At the Expo people expected the blue glasses and to weigh 750 Piano case Kris Maybe tuba case Kris Booba got new glasses after Googie took hers down Not too good with the sunglasses at the theater The subdivision hay ride like a single mommy Drunk or other I want you at next years hay ride At the Expo I hung with lots of people that I wanted to see Betsy even cuts into my pricing "I told you that you were and idiot" Hitting the bricks with an Expo recap Palegroove pricing excludes those searching for "affordable" You never approach someone and say, "I want your worst product" Yes you can do this in your basement too but get good at it It all depends on how hard you want to work at it Any naughty conventioning behavior that you would like to put forth I just happened to be in the wrong place Naked women being painted and spanking Craig Pathcet and a myriad of others can verify that I didn't move off the patio I know you are a guilty man . . . and that is what makes you a good husband Preemptive care taken to limit Booba criticism "Not having you around sucks," is that my twisted way of saying I love you? Yes. That's not true I miss you putting the kids to bed Don't call the kids names the grumpsters will fire up The tae kwon do chop that did in the iMac and Betsy's newsletter Betsy wants to replace it with a hand-written newsletter Paying Betsy to blog at Resale Queen 300 by 300th . . . let's get on it people! Tonight's show . . . awkward like married people sex
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Croncast - 2006-09-27.mp3 Show: #279 Length: 19:07 Size: 13.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 27, 2006
Short show notes and show . . . I'm on the raod and the car comes to pick me up at 4 a.m. or did in this case. Betsy goes on about the Tickle Me Elmo TMX and I spend tie poking at the judicial system and the folks that get states jobs.Don't forget to check out Betsy in text at her blog Resale Queen.
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Croncast - 2006-09-25.mp3 Show: #278 Length: 21:58 Size: 21.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 25, 2006
Have you ever let someone keep using a word that you know is being applied improperly or even made up for some inner passive satisfaction? I usually don't and will try to sneak in the proper verb or noun when appropriate. On this show I let Betsy roll.
Betsy is doing it up today again with her one stem glasses And she's on the wine tip, not whine Table spoon in her sauce . . . it is a tumbler We read two emails from listeners that sum up our last week Betsy reading while sauced . . . priceless I'm an "ok guy" and Betsy is "witty" Sharing intense stories Thanks for sending these in guys :) I'm not drunk Kris Folicular Agitation - red head Second email gets read Wisdom came flowing in today The laid back people rose up "Take it in stride you can't please everyone." "I balance out all you crazy mother fuckers." I cut the cake that is not hosting Massive projects Because of Kris, Betsy was late to garage sales Betsy tells me I'm tacky Family and friends are telling Kris to spend his money wisely It is getting under his skin Betsy's apprentice . . . her sister sells her DPV for $420 Betsy not paying her eBay fees again and again and again Evidently the iMac can't handle a kick from a 6 year old Stroller model years Resale Queen.com 300 by 300th
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Croncast - 2006-09-22.mp3 Show: #277 Length: 39:40 Size: 27.2 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 22, 2006
Betsy eye rollin, you can do it too Sweet Slowsky is full of garage sale stuff for Betsy to sell The Tri-County Twins and Triplet Sale This is where I took pictures last time of the crazy mommies with homemade carts Laundry baskets fixed together with belts Lots of get pregnant drugs used around here and they have lots o'babies This is not a normal sale for Betsy Joining forces with your sister She's selling the DPV ResaleQueen.com is up and ready to go How long it takes to get anywhere New eye rolling subject Betsy rolls in slow motion ready to slay some people Sister won't hold her back I was thinking about Booba today in my car Someone knocks on the door and there is a hot woman standing looking back at me It all goes the worng way . . . should have kept it to myself The Slowsky smell Betsy is ready for a trunk No parking on the street Kris is losing his mind Next week Kris will be L.A. area next week for 4 days On to the dog business and what the comments mean to us Can't end on that The coin return stuff with Betsy
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Croncast - 2006-09-20.mp3 Show: #276 Length: 43:08 Size: 29.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 20, 2006
The show notes will be short today. I have to run to get some other stuff done before I head to work and need to get this posted so you can start your day with the Smith posse. Kris makes a references to bricks . . . say what? Betsy was late last night gone and where? Turns out she visited her friend Carla What if the baby wakes up? Fuck that he's a parent he can get up there and rock her to sleep Betsy's friend has another friend . . . a friend nemesis People have many emotions and we put them out there If we didn't talk about our lives in a true sense with emotion then we would be lying Everybody has had impulses Kris talks more about these NFL player podcasts - see yesterday's show for links Getting it together to keep living in this house We recap the last 2 1/2 years of our lives She was right I would listen to it again
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Croncast - 2006-09-18.mp3 Show: #275 Length: 36:28 Size: 25.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 18, 2006
0% September 11th drama around here Kris says I'm not dealing with it His usual process it takes him a week to ge it Last week was the NFL podcast launch Special Note: You will only be able to see the podcast pages not the other areas of the sites. Larry Fitzgerald Joe Jurevicius Joe Horn Steve Smith Betsy could hold it down Except when she sees money coming in and then slows her ebay stuff Betsy's Hebrew Green Eggs and Ham Kris thinks it is the score of the century . . . better than 1st edition Torah Where's Waldo in French Things not to do: Tree trimming 9:30 at night in the dark The family is oout doin it up Trimming the night before dries out the branches The dog is even with us Zeus starts to spaz out Running in loops He starts a run at Gigi like a crazed horse He hits her and she does a flip and lands on her head and back Betsy saves her dog with a shout Kris gets to Gigi and her mouth is bleeding She made out great with only the little cut Kris goes on about his lack of responisibility when it comes to safety from the dog I had to restrain myself Betsy got the lecture about "Next Time" Please let me finish For some reason Betsy doesn't understand Elliot's lack of love for the dog . . . hmmm Betsy tried to leave her sister for hobos The chili cook-off and Kris telling the neighbor he is not social Betsy came to my rescue as usual My new 14 ft saw Not replacing Slowsky . . . supplementing 6 years, 1 month worth of ebay stuff still in Betsy's stash
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Croncast - 2006-09-15.mp3 Show: #274 Length: 30:41 Size: 21.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 15, 2006
Simulated phone call from Betsy to Kris This is my daily life Completed vs. Active Betsy would rather give away junk than an iPod Garage door opener broken 3 days of it not releasing Betsy says she needs a de-funkifier Her smelly American Girl Doll Betsy, when is the last time you have seen a 'new' box What's your point? I get new used stuff all the time at Goodwill He was put up to it "I just really enjoy watching men squirm" Booba is CEO of Smith Household With her social work degree she could be a Super Max warden She wants to be a probation officer when she grows up Tough love and redemption are Betsy's life themes What is a Shirt Tails Plush? Betsy can't tell people her secrets Elliot sucking on garage sale toys Let's get on this 300 by the 300th Betsy wants to be paid in Golden Retreivers
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Croncast - 2006-09-11.mp3 Show: #273 Length: 32:11 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 11, 2006
Uber short show notes today due to Kris not feeling well.
Dog talk . . . Zeus bladder issues Kris' non-dog love Betsy claims Kris grumpiness Attacking peeps Betsy says Kris is working too much Kris says Kris is working too much Betys's repsonse is mini vacations without Kris Slowsky carpet Betsys does the Renn Faire It takes forever
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Croncast - 2006-09-08.mp3 Show: #272 Length: 29:07 Size: 20.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 8, 2006
No full intro today Betsy starts making funny hand gestures Her dog looks like the BBK He looks like a spooky eyeless doll His brain is like a wire that goes from his eyes to the back of his brain Though he is the bright spot in our lives this week Fancy stripper pole? I wish! Betsy talks about the non-painted basement The saddest daddy story of my daddy career It's like selling junk . . . I love it We all sit in the same spots No switching sides of the bed How can setting the table be bad? Sometimes I enjoy the fact that you aren't around a lot Maggie takes the plate for me and she put it by the basement door Elliot set table and put martini glass out for grandma Betsy is worried about Gigi not speaking enough We'll clap for Googie, but she won't say anything that we want her to Our collective hard-headedness is magnified in our children "I'm not gonna do it unless I want to do it" "The rules don't apply to me if you haven't noticed" "That's OK I don't care" Betsy cuts me off Starts messing with me Ahhhhh, he is a little boy What is your deal? Betsy meets with Elliot's teacher to explain petit mal seizures They say the man is smart they say, we know this His issue is organic "He doesn't show right or left hand dominance," teacher. Really, of course we notice Parental conferences I'm a scumbag who lost their driver's license This license is suspended business is out of line, makes us feel dirty No Slowsky on the driveway Betsy's sister is not appreciative Iron shoes? You can walk on water with those? The DPV at the resale shop The Goodwill move Kris is the funny and Betsy is my crutch Walking into Henry's life . . . thanks for the rides to work cause my driver's license is (illegally) suspended holmes What does he say? Two great things about Henry . . . great driver and awesome story teller
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Croncast - 2006-09-06.mp3 Show: #271 Length: 37:06 Size: 25.4 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 6, 2006
The second show of the night . . . forgot to hit record We've had a rough couple of days You know crazy shit happens to us When people tell you that you need to call your senator you have had a bad ass Want to know what our lives are like . . . listen to this show It all begins by working on labor day for Kris Getting good for the family I got into an arguement with chick at KFC I should have went home Karma has it out for me, it skewers me Don's say stuff like that I'm a Unitarian Nobody drives everyone walks The area is heavily police patrolled The family on bikes is spotted from far away Here comes the forest preserve cop They are half-way in between real cop and mall cop The woman waves at me to say thanks for letting us through the crosswalk Where did these cops come from? I'm minding the speed limit Two police cars driving really fast Well, I am starting to think it has something to do with me . . . I came to a complete stop, the real stop at a stop sign About 1 mile from home I get pulled over 3 cop cars with lights sitting behind me Windows down and moon roof open I hear the forest preserve cop start yapping (lying) "He almost hit a family in a cross-walk" Are there any problems with your driver's license Mr. Smith No Seems that your license has been suspended I start thinking of Betsy immediately I can arrest you here or arrest you at home? Those are some sweet options The forest preserve officer is asked, "Why didn't you radio this in?" "I wanted to keep this off the radio", he replies Why would it not need to be on the radio????? Then he is treated like the mall cop that he is and leaves Arrest me here or at home? I have to yell out the window and ask him if I'm going to be arrested to do it here and not at my house So let me tell you about the solid that the officer did for me THANK YOU OFFICER WHO'S NAME I DON"T KNOW I was saved by a bucket of chicken!!!!!!! Now we get Betsy's side of the story The bottom line is both our licenses are suspended and we can't drive Thanks for the ride to work this morning Henry We talk about NCN Podcast . . . thanks for the plug Jason! Check him out. Betsy's eBay Barbie Locker thingy from the 50's or 60's Wrap it up
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Croncast - 2006-09-01.mp3 Show: #270 Length: 20:18 Size: 13.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 1, 2006
We have Maggie with us this afternoon . . . this is going to be tough eBay Christmas season is going to begin soon Twins and triplets sale again Betsy blew it with puppy school at the shooting range It was at a former gun club Doggy problems Yellow lab with spaz features Zeus looked like an angel Dog was not into school Betsy has always wanted a gay dog Poor doggy boundries Tackling dogs Snapping johnsons Making good headlines Kris blows the Slowsky story Dog eyeball story Kris says let's leave . . . typical What Kris would do if neighbor's hous was on fire Doggy psychology Maggie lets loose with the crying and that ends the show
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Croncast - 2006-08-30.mp3 Show: #269 Length: 31:19 Size: 21.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006
Betsy still working the intro As parents we got our asses kicked Not feeling the welcome Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators I don't want to look at dancing lunch meat Granola is off limits with chocolate There was a weird vibe between Elliot's teacher and Betsy Elliot is in back of room which looks like front of room He'll be carving his name in the desk soon There's nothing you can say but good stuff when 30 parents are all listening Eye contact has dipped to zero and she sized up Booba Elliot will suffer know because of it The tall child in front that everyone listens too He is struggling in all first grade things Camp to this has to be a hard transistion for him Working at home with Elliot is even on routine it fails Google how to put out the fire Slowsky didn't get an oil change before our vacation It stopped leaking oil . . . there was no more to leak Betsy is back at Goodwill Betsy is garbage picking from neighbors again She is assured that the neighbors hate her, more on Friday 300 by 300th
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Croncast - 2006-08-28.mp3 Show: #268 Length: 34:22 Size: 23.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 28, 2006
Oh there is a new sound in town Betsy is grumping about having to breath The light glaring off your head is burning my retinas and making me sleepy The evolution in razors You would have been a wooly monster The terminal point of beard growing I don't know my terminal length The fifth blade removes the top layer of skin The worst mother dig of all time from Betsy Lips doth did part Today has been a crazy day I told the man it was a weird day Kris missed saving a family of 4 that drove into a lake somehow It is a fake lake to supply a subdivision waterfall Kris sort of saw it happen With CopmUSA closing I was preoccupied I hear the sounds from the accident and agray flash through the neighbors houses I was looking the wrong way when we drove by, didn't think of the lake Well, I didn't hear them screaming . . . they were drowning As they are gasping their lasts breaths pressed against the window Betsy says I'm cold Kris did save the family When homeless get a Costco card to eat samples to sustain Betys goes off and buys $30 in steaks Usually it is mad cow in a tube So Barb adds the seasoning, turns on grill, to clean it turns it on high and then has a martini Grill is now set to high 20 minutes goes by and she heads out to put steaks Opens the door and uses panic voice "You have to tell Kris to come right away . . . well, theres a fire. Thank you," then closes the door Betsy rouses me from the basement with the work "Fire" Stay in the basement because it's safe even though there is a fire The Goodwill grill is now in full flame burning off all the grease from the trap The charred chunky collector flaming and the top are ball of flames and black smoke Kris asks for the baking soda I asked for fire extinguisher right now . . . Betsy threw it out Betsy says it didn't look good and didn't match Any fire extinguisher is better than none Betsy hands me the Morton Salt instead of the Trader Joe's sea salt grinder Saved by neighbor Jack and his fire extinguisher As soon as hose melts to tank I am going to die in an explosion With 911 on call waiting my mother-in-law clicks over to Vicky He saved our house . . . he saved Croncast Betsy finally finds our extinguisher in the garage Finally doused it in water to cool it down to turn off the gas The grill cleaned up ok but I don't think we'll ever use it again Then Kris was swarmed by bees It will go straight to my brain Betsy gets in more about her steaks If I had saved other family I still would be filling out reports and my family would have died Message to you: Go out and buy some fire extinguishers to keep at home. We talk about the end of our week last . . . podcasting production The stress level has gone way down thanks to Palegroove the cause of the stress Wanting podcast contracts to happen It is a really big project that will be a ton of fun Writing down your goals can make a huge difference in your life Many people think podcasts cost $100 to produce . . . not even close with your own equipment Kris is speaking at the Portable Media Expo and then I'll fill in the podcasting bits 3 Croncast T's are on the table for production
PhilipZ is holding it down with Handle Moxie
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Croncast - 2006-08-25.mp3 Show: #267 Length: 31:28 Size: 21.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 25, 2006
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Who's that voice? Running out of breath Get some exercise Mr. B Betsy is getting into this exercise bit Like most of America I am motivated by reality television Maybe I shoould get off the couch "Workout" the show Cobwebs on the mic The only celebrity is Jodi Watley Billy Ocean tomorrow Breast reduction surgery no needed What man stands behind that surgery Two bar stools on wheels to push them around Two great acres for one great house Kris's stress level is through the roof and it makes him smell What happens when you make more money podcasting than your day job? If we close the big deal I will talk all about it Please no Booba Kris smells like bad bad bad Deodorant is your friend "Kris . . . you want a candy bar don't you!" Fuck you and your candy bar The old waitress and punishment Betsy's evil horrible sound that will stay with me when I am rotting in the earth Garage sale Betsy just can't stay away Paying the lawn mowing boys Greatest garage sale ever The big toys are back . . . 300 by 300th update PhilipZ is holding it down with Handle Moxie
Croncast - 2006-08-23.mp3 Show: #266 Length: 28:54 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 23, 2006
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You decide You look like the people on "V" My dad had this girlfirend at that time Barbies's like "V" people Stuck in the room with a SciFi fan Lord Hubbard Betsy gets right into the email of stating the obvious That was kind of mean to email to my husband We get it very often I know that Betsy is funny, funnier than I am. That is why she is on all the time. Cosby reruns Here's the how we started podcasting Kris gives up Betsy finishes the story because it is boring and she make it all good No one cares Are you retarded? Betsy is even bored with the story No wonder I am more clever than you We should do this Let's go to Kris with the weather We're like ABBA Up until this point I thought that things were getting better How much can I get for this equipment on eBay Betsy says, "Three times a week is a lot of work. I could be sleeping." The Goodwill ban is in place Betsy financial disaster I can't win She would have bought a dog anyway Elliot stabbed with a pencil in class on day two Dolly Parton Solid Gold in the 80's Oh, the spoiled kids Tony and Gary . . . thank you, we're sorry for this show.
Croncast - 2006-08-21.mp3 Show: #265 Length: 29:16 Size: 20.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 21, 2006
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The long intro with the email from the tab Betys won't look at me "Nobody likes your intro" More people like the chick voice I'll do it for you for a small fee Betsy did The Great American Yard Sale this weekend and we roll with it Having a puppy is like having four kids Betsy goes for gypsy blood "Look at her run" Rookies will tell you what they want Kris is going to have his man card revoked for saying "Pram" The big stuff doesn't fit Why do you have three "prams"? Sellin on eBay, the newbs "f" it up for Booba Distraction of the eye shadow Elliot's first day of school . . . 1st grade Daddy took him shopping for "new" stuff cause mommy wouldn't 300 by 300th
Croncast - 2006-08-18.mp3 Show: #264 Length: 24:58 Size: 17.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 18, 2006
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It' show notes lite again, sorry. I have a crazy work schedule this week. Hopefully, I can elaborate more soon. Betsy calls me a dog hater I don''t have time for anybody who wants to pee on me Zeus isn't asking me to write a check People who dodge punches are not Kris I get right in the way of them People who make me nervouse Used car guy who doesn't have the title The last person you want to see is someone that you sold a used car to at your door He's got nothing to lose Oil light in Slowsky Fantasy cars and satisfaction The Puggle story redeaux When you stuck with water purifiers Kris started shaving in the 7th grade for his goatee cultivation AC DC soundtracks Betsy's Dad and Judy just got back from Rome Betsy wants to have her dad on for the 300th show Show topic . . . oh boy 300 by the 300th John Elway begins his customer service skills early (Thanks David C.) Update: Ben points out to me that this image has obviously been doctored. Still funny though!
Croncast - 2006-08-16.mp3 Show: #263 Length: 33:33 Size: 23.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 16, 2006
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Listen to that sweet new voice "Welcome to Palegroove Studios" The long intro with email addresses in it Kris welcomes the new people and talks more about the 300 by 300th Betsy says that she wants "thesmithmall" as a Handle Sometimes she goes to sites and it is taken As of this morning 9 people Betsy says that the Easter bunny gives out iPods Betsy wants to change the dog's name to Mack He needs propecia on his belly They are confusing his gender by calling him "she" He can't walk on stairs Slowsky now has a mascot, Zeus The seats are a Golden Retriever width apart He touches the seats and it makes Betsy feel good Betsy says the dog doesn't pee in the house . . . lie! He pees on me Not in fear pee but I am soooo happy pee Let me pee on your shoes Betsy gets attacked by Zeus Chubby then thin chubby then thin pregnant and chubby chubby and thin Betsy has a rip in her skin Betsy took the dog to the vet today My anniversary gift was a clean garage . . . all set on the side of the house and bee infested Betsy sacrificed to the Gods for The Great American Garage Sale It was time to clean the garage Betsy was finally sick of it after 2 years So Betsy says it is the hookup Goodwill is getting picky about what it is taking We're not gonna take that crap even if it was bought here No hassles about the quality Betsy charges the gate and then just drives in "No Entrance" sign doesn't mean anything to Betsy "Are you really gonna turn away more stuff" This is going to be me in 40 years These are Betsy's people Betsy says they were like carnies and I reminded her that I told her that already Over the big stuff on eBay and the great american garage sale messes that up Betsy's mom told her that last year that "a pack of gypsies were working the purses last year" Sleeping in the parking lot Getting clocked with a Gucci by a gypsy In their own gyspsy conversion van with Fendi's flying out the back Kris has a revelation Glistening from his rearview mirror Kris realizes that he knows nothing, really Who am I to kid? Vets are not doctors The best vet waiting room story ensues
Croncast - 2006-08-14.mp3 Show: #262 Length: 31:38 Size: 21.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 14, 2006
1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - New Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) New listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed As you can see by the graphic and the stuff on the site we are starting the 300 by 300th listener drive and contest today. I am in a huge hurry so I can't say more now.
Super duper ooper short show notes for now.Betsy is at her best on this show. Enough said.
Croncast - 2006-08-11.mp3 Show: #261 Length: 39:03 Size: 26.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 11, 2006
We figured out what to do for the 300th show . . . give some stuff away. We're calling it "300 by 300th". It's quite ambitious. Here's the timeline: 1) Send us an email, "You should listen to Croncast because . . ."2) Many emails will be put in special page on Monday the 14th3) 300 by 300th begins with more information, graphics, links and registration page on the site4) We hit 300 registered new listeners (some information to follow) and the new listener wins a    30gb iPod and the referring listener wins one also.
Here we come, recorded on our anniversary You will want to remeber the email thing . . . like you forgot We recorded this on our 10th wedding anniversary on the 10th Betsy wants to tell the story of yesterday She speaks of the many phone calls to her mother It is a size issue is all Betsy hears She says Kris can't keep a secret Kris was talking about a refridgerator no a dog Betsy calls to tell me she is going to see the dog Kris tells her no Flinstones anniversary gifts like a fridge Zeus's sign is gone and he is on hold for a family coming to visit Betsy asks to play with the dog then She went to library and picked up some puppy books Turned the dog back in She was pissed and wanted to call in a threat to have dog store closed First Kris doesn't want a dog, Second he'd have to take the dog in his car She calls me to tell me about the sad sale or perception that dog is sold Betsy was pissed at me for not showing up soon Kris walks in with a grand announcement She can't wait to see the receipt from Fry's He bought something that he saw on Cribs too big for our kitchen And out creeps Zeus Kris was the family from far away that put the dog on hold Betsy broke down in tears for 45 minutes People were behind me on the no dog ground Kris listens to listeners more than he listens to me Kris is going to justify the purchase of said dog I break it down Just thinking about the dog riding in my car nearly made me sick Filling the need with the rebound dog I still think it is a bad idea, however, she would have bought the dog anyway Kris pegged Betsy for slaking the family and watched every place outside the store Betsy don't send out the vibe So now he's here and he's a good dog The second part of the gift giving Hey buddy, I got your mom another gift and she can have it when she comes down stairs I knew he would tell Betsy and she would get excited And in all of my unslickness Betsy comes back in 2 minutes 300 by 300th
Croncast - 2006-08-09.mp3 Show: #260 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 09, 2006
Happy anniversary, though it really isn't today Betsy's sister has ruined the magic by telling us when it really is "We can have a lovefest for days, right?" "Are you kidding . . . we have kids" Betsy and her sister having snacks We are going to pretend that it is the 20th Figuring out what day it is by using a calendar online Computers have taken the mystery out of almost everything No excuse for blissful ignorance Betsy kidnapped me and car jacked me On way to Verizon store and Betsy detours Time to get Booba a new phone Kris: manipulated again into letting Betsy take charge Kris has a great day today Sean says I have right to bew grumpy and Betsy should put up with it I'm a bear that has to hibernate Anniversary is coming I have no clue where Betsy is takin me I thought it would be something nice It turns out that God spelled backwards and put Patch after it and that is where I ended up See the image above They don't sell puppy mill dogs . . . sure The internet has taken joy out of looking for a dog Betsy extolls the great virtue of Petfinder.com Is it owned by FriendFinder (notice no link) Betsy is way to into this dog thing . . . I am having hard time fighting it Giving up good dogs to keep the bad ones because they will get dirt nap Taking the kids on her doggie rebound trip I don't think it is fair to the kids 10 years of marriage Deployed in WI for 3 years writing wills for soldiers I really question Betsy taking the kids with her It is shopping . . . not just lookinig at dogs Am I alright? You are not going to turn this around on me She's setting up the kids with the dog business They understand more than she thinks and gives him credit for This is shopping for a dog, not looking period He knows when you go to stores you buy things Kris is not a dog hater, Zeus is a good dog, however I have rationalized not needing a new dog The old ass cats as old as Abe Lincoln's bones Betsy's need to bring havoc into our lives Doggy proofing already . . . I can't win So what does it mean to be married for 10 years at our ages 31 and 30? Obviously, it could have been very bad You got married young At older age you have way of running your own life and set in your way We have the same ways "That is really annoying about Kris I can't believe that you put up with that" "Who says that" That doesn't gel with my life I don't care your ticks don't bother It doesn't feel like 10 years to me it feels like a year Our marriage has gotten better in the last 10 years Ball and chain? Not really Kris goes off on some bizarre tangent that makes no sense at all All I can say is thanks Mr. B for giving me room to do what I want to do In the basement like a pile of pudding Kris is keeping secrets Betsy could have gotten the dog tonight if she had done one thing . . .
Croncast - 2006-08-07.mp3 Show: #259 Length: 37:08 Size: 25.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 07, 2006
After Friday we got like 0 email The other sdie of Kris Betsy is my anti-depressant Sooooo much going on that we can't talk about . . . we apologize Starting your own business has drama with it Betsy says now I am ready for her confession Something to do with Carl Your pregnant and my vasectomy didn't work No Kris I wouldn't break that on the show Kris' voice is tight I know you can hear it It made our dinner guests stressed too "Is it is us? What did we do?" It was supposed to be used for our anniversary What am I getting? I t hought I already got it Betsy says, oooooh a back-up server Come on get on the Betsy train Get on board to find out where it is going Shit is bad when it starts out with "You know I love you" Is there any respect left in the world, does anyone . . . karma has taken a dump on my face Two ends of the spectrum People let me know So it is a dog Betsy has been doing research Kris's answer is know Kris lists what is going on just with house and to-do list I thought I had a good life until now Betsy Buying an uncooked ham at Bobak's The interpreter Betsy stuffed animal blocked at Goodwill Your friends need to be on your Goodwill playbook The couple
Croncast - 2006-08-04.mp3 Show: #258 Length: 36:29 Size: 25.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 04, 2006
Deep voice slow intro Deluge lately of email Betsy's email at hotmail is the best way to get her to respond Best way to get a response is to leave a comment for us at the site I did some math today . . . 300th Croncast will be November 10, 2006 It's two days from my birthday Show 299 will be the two year anniversary of Croncast What should we do for our 300th show? Leave us a comment I want to see Mr. Bear bump and grind from belly dance lessons What is a video camera? We could do a best of, listener best of . . . a collective Stepping on the baby bunnies funny and offensive at same time to people Betsy can understand stepping on bunnies Running over her husband all over his head How can you compare a cheating spouse to a baby bunny Women got the evil gene Your kind of women Betsy claims to be tired "Bear, can I drive your car" Slowsky seems to be having issues Please tell me you didn't hit somebody Betsy goes on a "house walk" in Plainfield What you get for your money The whole thing is an advertisement "If you have to ask you can't afford it" . . . bullshit middle class notion Polite middle class people don't talk about money Instead they spend their time speculating and gossiping Kris has had it with Betsy's embellishing when it involves him in a story He asks her to tell the truth . . . "Yeah, you're right." She crushed me after last Friday's show Don't act like that is super cake for you "It's not my fault that you fall victim to my manipulation over and over again" If you don't ask you will never know Betsy says asking about money is tacky It's all about being in power You just don't it . . . Kris disagrees Name that situation Back in Milwaukee Bars in basements The high risk personality This could be our 300th episode . . . calling Betsy on her shit She changes the subject Betsy in a polyester Panda shirt The Gumby bunny (story next show) California was a terrible place to raise children The prison gig and taking your kids with you Kris is doing well Anyone who knew me 10 years ago probably thinks I'm hanging gutters in Florida
Croncast - 2006-08-02.mp3 Show: #257 Length: 30:39 Size: 21.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 02, 2006
It's August and it is hot Global warming isn't real I believe like our president we need to wait, the future will let us know Let's burn some fossil fuel bitches I will drive my Hummer til it's 127 outside, I'll just turn up the AC Without Maggie being with us when we record we swear more The lawn mowing boys Well they aren't boys they are college age Cursed with a beautiful backyard that takes work, not for us Butterfly Garden I was gonna take pictures of the yard but camera battery is dead Swearing and swearing more You're being inappropriate with me lady He is like an honor roll student who now has to work for a burnout "I didn't know people like you actually grew up and owned houses" He knows we don't fit, they all do within 15 minutes National Night Out Hanging with the neighbors and their kids Building a stronger safer neighborhood Letting the kids ride in the cop cars Weird electrical hum in Bestys mic for about 3 minutes Betsy won't end the shows on a loving note "Good night Hugh, I love you" I am sure their was some office love Betsy likes to have nothing the same, ever Just look at this like a suggestion The difference between actors and reality stars They are competition Enamoration (made up word) of the King of Cars Guy . . . Betsy is infatuated with Chop "We would both have something to talk about because we both have reality shows" Kris gets bright red "That bastard. Chop you're going down. You're destroying my family. Some man in Las Vegas who sells used cars. He's taking my wife from me . . . and my life." If you find someone attractive on a reality show don't tell your spouse Is Jeremy Piven ok to tell you I like as Ari? Wait, he did a reality show Betsy asks who I think is hot My reply, the chics on the tattoo reality shows If we were just friends I would fly you to Vegas for a tattoo "I hear Towbin Dodge is around here someplace" I know your motive Betsy I don't look like Chop. Betsy thinks separated at birth . . . say what? He's a well groomed Bears Betsy really likes this guy Mike Rowe is rad but sometimes comes off as an ass, don't we all The stay in school remark to the ore shoveler guy Our turn to come off as asses Transgender understanding The human condition When you can't figure it out Looking for bulges I don't get it, I pegged you for a boy but it doesn't matter but I can't but it together The Madonna concert Take me to Fry's it is my concert Now I know what it is like when I take people to Goodwill Strangers at Goodwill talking to my kids, turns out they are buddies
Croncast - 2006-07-31.mp3 Show: #256 Length: 15:37 Size: 10.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 31, 2006 This show is an outakes show from the last 4 months. A little behind the scenes peek. It would have been a regular show but . . . sometimes it is too soon after a death to make a joke. I found out the hard way.For those of you who missed the news we put Muffin down over the weekend and it has been really hard for Betsy. Muffin was truly her dog and a good companion over the last six years.We'll be back on Wednesday.
Croncast - 2006-07-28.mp3 Show: #255 Length: 30:17 Size: 20.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 28, 2006
Kris is a bit persnickety tonight Click the fifth tab for the real mailing address, 800 number and the email form Send all email to thesmithmall@hotmail.com Nobody gets it Lots of Smiths in this world So why did you take my last name anyway? Normally I get along well with hardcore feminist chics She made fun of me in class The old sees the me me know there would be some problems Keeping it real Stoner in the basement that would have been managing the apartment building Passing stuff up through the well The Kris's social issues Kris goes off into the world and then come trotting back with the stories The problem is on my end, I know it Hi, I'm Kris opening There server cut loose with wind I point out that the "smell" wasn't me Bad move Petit women never talk to me I think they are worried that I may fall on them and crush them like a bug I'm married to you and you're not fine TechCocktail1 was much more suitable for a bear Betsy's dead racoon story Racoon committed suicide Muffin will meet her end this weekend Explaining to the kids about the dog's imminent death Tell him that when she dies he can have her cash card Jauguar XK talk and emails I only test drove the car . . . but yes I am in love People don't think I follow through, they have never met my wife The baby photos that never should see the light of day Controlling the little sisters life
Croncast - 2006-07-26.mp3 Show: #254 Length: 30:09 Size: 20.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 26, 2006
A little behind the scenes from a convo we had before show It's called a tailgate It was a like a John Mellencamp video Now that is something that you don't want your daughter doing Reaching the maggot temperate zone Taping "Maggots Gone Wild" T-shirts for flies The Happy birthday show for Abbi Zeliff Kris blew it for the show shout out so it ended up as a whole show We've given up on the plan for the show Betsy is going to use the studiofoam "I spent a whole lot of money and it is your fault," Betsy Kris is going to change her passwords Byron K.'s email, "How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?" The UU answer is hilarious Betsy wants to read it at church Kris's religion is working dusk to dawn and then some "When you die can I have your money card," Elliot to Betsy Betsy's new nemesis tries to run her over at Goodwill Vickie having her baby Betsy describes whole process . . . put your lunch down
Happy Birthday Abbi!
Happy Birthday Abbi! Runzas for everyone. We blew the shout out for the Monday show so you get your own Croncast just for you. I make Kris sing . . . LMAO. Thanks for listening to every show and sharing us with your "real" friends.
Croncast - 2006-07-24.mp3 Show: #253 Length: 35:30 Size: 24.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 24, 2006
Vickie, Betsy's sister for the new listeners, finally went into 'real' labor last night at 3 a.m.. She was staying here so most of the family is at the hospital except for me, Elliot and Gigi. Being on baby patrol makes it kind of hard to put up a post. The show notes are coming. Betsy and I are fighting, best friend style She wants me to move out and take my stuff I want to take an iron ans steam her to death Kris is up in Betsy's business Her eBay finances are a mess Kris doesn't like being bossed Betsy agreed to send email to potential clients . . . nothing . . . phone call . . . nope They get crazy when they see you on the phone I don't need Betsy as a corporate rep Where is all of Betsy's eBay money going? We talked about it today Betsy made $900 this week and is -$30 Say what!?!? She tells me why this is better than putting it on credit She wants me to apologize Betsy comes to her senses and says, "Kris, you have a small point." She hands over her Pay Pal card to me so she can't spend Lifestyle of the rich and Slowsky Slowsky is a thirsty bitch! Higher gas prices, higher fill-up in Slowsky thanks to WW III Worse gas mileage than a hummer The Gucci cash is all gone Functioning out of a hole She says she is going to purge most of her eBay horde Stipulation on the card is giving Betsy cash in small amounts Betsy is no longer CFO of Palegroove since she is handing over her personal financial reigns to me Just wash my Legos Cleaning Betsy's junk with Magic Erasers Kris feels violated, Betsy wants to push me up the corporate ladder with a golf club hanging out of my behind Kris took a gold lesson, Natural Golf, thanks to Henry for hook-up Knowing you . . . where are the golf clubs? It would be better to have a $900 gold club I still can say I have never officially played golf Turns out I am really good at hitting the ball straight The Natrual Golf way worked for me Test question . . . "Do you like George Bush now?" Betsy goes on a socialworker rant How many poor people spend $300 going to Yellow Stone from their McDonalds job? Betsy says she has realized her calling Trader Joes is that calling, they are her people Finding Wooly the Watermellon for candy If I leave Vickie will crown Betsy gave me persmission to attend the Jaguar 2007 XK test drive event I drove a black coupe (see pics below) Thanks to Laura and John for their help I recorded most of the day The car is in my blood "I don't give a rat's ass. I am not getting anything out of your blood." Driving the XK took me way back to my dad's speed fetish I shouldn't have been looking at that man like that I could cheat on my wife. That takes too much effort . . . I'll buy a Jaguar XK It is a mid-life crisis car not a car for a 32 year man We'll have nothing left to show for podcasting work but a bankruptcy and a hot car
Some pics from my weekend fun.
Croncast - 2006-07-21.mp3 Show: #252 Length: 35:56 Size: 24.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 21, 2006
Slow start but it gets rolling around 4 minutes. Broadcating bathwater draining down a pipe More baths than anyone Kris found more white hairs in his beard All thanks to John Elway Dodge on Arapahoe We blame John Elway for being born Why isn't the pipe soundproofed? Betsy says Kris is too self-centered Backyard needs attention Work from home day You can hold the bag atleast, you pussy Kris hasn't been off the deck this year Betsy wants to hire a gardener Betsy's current making money obsession What the hell is doula? Vickie still hasn't had her baby Why did she pick you? Women in Naperville have garagre dorr stomachs to pop out kids US infant mortality is high among developed nations we rank 28th The big sale that Betsy is collecting clothes for Betsy says it's a racket and they make you buy something for $3 Kris says yeah what a rip, eh Walking back into the 80's with peoples styles in homes, clothes and hair Bet they can't wait for the Miami Vice movie The fat, fat cat Well yeah he's very nice Unable to walk and friendly are probably two separate things Regional tour of Goodwills and then Betsy ranks them Betsy wants to register to win a limo ride to garage sales What about the notion of good days Selling ad space on your car What is truly afford? Hair Cuttery chik tells Betsy her hair looks really bad and has no style Kris digs a hole for himself and ends the show
Croncast - 2006-07-19.mp3 Show: #251 Length: 38:20 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 19, 2006
A stellar week for comments on the website Kris feels mushy inside Betsy loves getting email More is arriving than we can respond to Croncast comes to you from the #2 place to live in America - Naperville, IL according to CNN Money Magazine Naperville always ranks high . . . top 3 for last 5 years Beaten by Ft. Colins, Colorado John Elway has it out for us What is hodling us back So what makes Naperville so great? Family type stuff to do . . . plenty People who live near here say, "I live in Naperville." The combination of a kick ass Goodwill and community Park district services Naper haters Great city planning The cops are hidden More green space than anything else in Naperville "People in Naperville are snobs" . . . we don't buy it. Live here and see if you like it. There are other suburbs that are very shwank Naperville is a big place If you don't understand the Colorado beef check out the vacation shows So Mr. B what car did you get? "I can't think of any other word than pretentious." Qualifying the price of the car People need to find out how much stuff costs before they assume Frick had some great choices Betsy thinks I would make a great shriner I traded this . . . For this. You probably didn't see this coming The entire qualifying of the Jaguar purchase It started wanting a new stereo for my Scion xB Chose the Scion release xB 3.0 Then I decided that I needed some daddy cred Took a look for Volvos Couldn't afford the new S40 We could buy a fleet of Slowsky's Didn't have any used, but they had a 2004 'new to me' car $6000 under Kelly Blue Book The Jaguar is Betsy's dream car "Did you buy the car for me? NO. You asshole you drive my dream car away every day." Elliot sitting on a couch pillow. Some of you may be already hating me "A Hummer is a reason to hate someone," Betsy Listed online for $18,915 and I got an even better deal It has warranty still and is in unbelievable condition It's a hot car No way your sisters water should break in my car Betsy with the neighborhood gossip
Croncast - 2006-07-17.mp3 Show: #250 Length: 42:35 Size: 29.2 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 17, 2006
The foam stays! I didn't think that it would improve the show sound that much. I was wrong. I am in love with foam.
Betsy calls me the foam king God this looks messed up I expected foam like an egg carton It looks like asphalt shingles in Aztec patterns on the wall Inca ruin aerial view They are here to absorp all the sounds When you die I am going to put your picture in the center and flowers in the foam The purse selling for $249 was a fluke It never goes this way Maggie is chillin' with us tonight she has had a really messed up weekend Daddy baby sitting while sister-in-law in labor at hospital is bad Betsy whould fire a baby sitter who left a mess like mine The hospital where Booba took her siter for birthin' Grubby 19 year olds not putting pregnant lady in wheel chair Calling them in to the other people SHE STILL HASN'T HAD THE BABY! Vacation baseline Betsy gives update as to neighbor house sitting It is time, after long deliberation, Betsy says to put Muffin to sleep The Muffin conversation continues Podcast Awards, I forgot but some peopl nominated us Not sure if that was enough If her water broke in Kris's car . . . let's say I traded in my Scion xB . . . and I'll tel you what it is on Wednesday
Croncast - 2006-07-14.mp3 Show: #249 Length: 26:11 Size: 18.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 14, 2006
Hey guys, something happened half way through the show where Betsy's mic got a bit quieter. Just thought I would let you know. The 13th won't be over fast enough Kris runs out of air Hell horrible weird ass day Betsy is starting to sound like Kris That is what I get for podcasting my life Listen to my karma Betsy, "Will you water my flowers and take out my garbage whille you're gone" Betsy feels it is her duty Leaving for my Goodwill run I should bring in the can but I have Maggie I will bring it in in the morning Well now the garbage can is now MIA Overdoses of Doans The expensive garbage can . . . or cart as they are known The racket of their sale by the city Jahunka dunk Funny ans scary all at the same time Betsy's friend Abby's husband Ted is now listening Why did you even have to ask, buy them a new can Betsy owes the lawn boy $60 What are you going to do for me? Go make some more money Selling the stuff on eBay Slowsky could turn a good day into a nightmare You told me but I thought you were dumb Sweet vinyl around dead TV Betsy's sister is going to push this kid out any minute Seeking medical treatment around Betsy is a sign of weakness Baby was born 9 months ago and now Betsy is forcing her sister to give birth on her kitchen table Hey Sean, thanks for the donation Betsy says she is CFO whic stands for cutting me off
Croncast - 2006-07-12.mp3 Show: #248 Length: 45:53 Size: 31.4 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 12, 2006
Tough getting through the intro Cleanliness is not a trait for kris Great email from Erik Showers Hanging in the basement for way too long Gatorade is healthiest drink on planet No ironing of the pants Everybody's chuckwagon Where the UU's go The fulll length things you are talking about are windows UV coating on windows People would rather talk to an answering machine than me Betsy's greatest Goodwill trip for the next few weeks Selling to Betsy right away Will Kris end up being called Mr. C. Our listener at Walmart . . . we didn't mean it
Croncast - 2006-07-10.mp3 Show: #247 Length: 32:17 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 10, 2006
Short, short show notes for today Betsy breaks down the new and improved Slowsky . . . sort of She enjoys driving me crazy $.44 is too much to pay for a shirt People think Betsy is a junk magnet Comcast and Betsy's telemarketer rage gets the cable package demoted Kris tells Betsy what he wants for their anniversary Update: Below are the photos that I forgot when I put the show up.
Lo the sweet, sweet vinyl. I couldn't help but throw this Gigi shot in from this morning. This is her 6 a.m. stretch.
Croncast - 2006-07-07.mp3 Show: #246 Length: 36:58 Size: 25.4 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 07, 2006
Betsy will have gifts from Maggies guacamole love All she says is momma Betsy and Maggie had lunch with me The guacamole caked her dress Betsy fed her some more guacamole at home Eating food off the floor, she has standards Off setting the guacamole with cheese If they sold milk at garage sales My jeans were $80 When you're listening to this I will be wearing the same clothes What you and your wife do is cute Jeans were not that much money for ones that fit right Knock-off ketchup will set Kris off Betsy says I spend too much money on stuff "Do you know how many pairs of jeans I could have bought you for $80 at Goodwill?" Betsy is trying for the senior discount Garage sale booty The secret to Betsy shopping speeds Possible fake Coach purse Hanging at the Tech Cockatil mixer Being able to buy things makes me feel good It's the nicest gift besides giving her grand-children Doctor asks if Betsy and I are related . . . nice Our fly farm and my fly paper business More anniversary talk Slowsky is coming home!!!
Croncast - 2006-07-05.mp3 Show: #245 Length: 30:17 Size: 20.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 05, 2006
Hopefully you still have all your fingers . . . US listeners Smuggling trips to Missourri for fireworks back in the day Betsy thought it was breaking the law . . . it was Fireworks at the golf course and the river to put yourself out in Betsy points out that I make fun of her too often for garbage picking Betsy takes us back to 7 years of age and her junk addiction Hitting golf balls into the river, looked like cobble stone "I'm going to go in an get those and sell them back to the golfers" Doing recon at the pro shop to set a price for her used People who buy them from her yard Betsy says Kris needs to step up for corporate jobs and golf . . . what? Those are the men who would set the price for grain in my area Don't come home and tell me that you ever said no Kris has been a grumpy bastard A little more anniversary talk Turns out Betsy doesn't really want moldy rose Maggie will need waxing in first grade Hair wraps with Betsy Born to own her own salvage yard Kris and his pee pee get burned Kris wears the pinapple pants all day Nice loose pants A review by BSquared (also known as Bernadette form Adelaide, Australia) at Podcast Alley The JEDOA Story from Tom at Scribbles From LA Leave us some comments on the About page
Croncast - 2006-07-03.mp3 Show: #244 Length: 44:36 Size: 30.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 03, 2006 I blew it on this show . . . our guest Carla has super low volume. Why? Well, the head technician sort of didn't check her mic and it was turned around. You can still hear her but quietly.
Besty continues to mock me through the intro Betsy intros her special friend Carla The conversion van story to come And the true story of the home made BMX trailer The halloween that Betsy and Carla played cruise ship ladies Talking the Uplander way Bedazzled sweat suits BCBG will be carrying them soon Sunday night is HBO night We break down the reason why we turned it down Carla's just catching up The Slowsky update Carla can't believe that Betsy bought her Betsy wants to wrap her arms around it's big grill Then Kris makes a Nell Carter references Broken piece of wood that Jared said would not need to be replaced . . . needs to replaced Slowsky will look like roller rink inside Betsy wants to tear out the carpet in the van and pergo it Carla refuses to ride in Slowsky now The conversion van story begins with BMX references My brother raced his big wheel Building the DIY trailer from shelving units and plywood BMX boys stenciled on the side of it It is now full of feral cats Uber skanks of today bow down . . . Kris was there before you Finding porn in the van at 12 and figuring that I couldn't get out of the van with it Sears sold conversion van parts back in 1986 Purple plush valure seats with purple carpet The sweet ass candy apple paint job with a tan racing stripe Googling the BMX stats from the 1980's Chop from King of Cars . . . Betsy thinks he's hot Betsy really thinks he's hot. I got competition She really doesn't want the moldy rose Betsy makes a correction from a previous story at request of story subject What not to wear couples Betsy needs to be on the show The amount of money that Betsy spends at Goodwill and stuff she could shop at Von Maur Kris is a therapist
Croncast - 2006-06-30.mp3 Show: #243 Length: 41:50 Size: 28.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 30, 2006
Many of you are eagerly awaiting the announcement of the "My Vacation Sucked Too!" contest winner. You shall wait no longer! This has been a very hard decision to make!! The winner of the contest is Jeanette Holden. Thanks to everyone who entered and sent in their vacation stories that made us laugh, cringe and generally empathize with you. These are great stories that we have been recording all week. We will release a special podcast that is nothing but these stories this weekend for your pure traveling enjoyment.
Betsy reminds us that today is the last day to apply for student loan consolidation Stop calling me, I've taken care of it already The hot phone call attendant The phone lines are packed You need to make you intent known Credit card payments have gone through the roof The fun about living in the states "Dont' steal. The government hates competition." Betsy says my political views are changing My eyes crossed all on their own We have spent the last 4 hours reading the entries . . . again What Betsy was looking for in a story - Story Telling What Kris was looking for in a story - Reality of situation The death and maming of Slowsky The winner is . . . Jeanette Holden Great story with swearing and funny jokes at just the right time My mom is like brown brussel sprouts Binky the pig The low down on the rest of the stories and the podcast to ensue The stories have been amazing Staying at your parents house when you're 69 with your spouse Still finding time to kick it in their breezway and breaking your hip It's our 10 anniversary in like 1 month Thanks for those peeps who sent emails to John Elway Dodge We address the comment left by Philip and the email that he received from John Elway Dodge (we assume it is real) Jeff's response - malarkey I bet you expalined this to Jared about a podcast Betsy reads it and Kris gives the charged commentary We've never spoken to Jeff . . . he is not Jared I have talked to them, TWICE, ask Jared They are not getting the right 411 from their own people I'm not concerned witht he ruined vacation They respond to our listeners with a lie and can't send us that email? No way at this point Slowsky update and Betsy's call for input from you Monday, Kris will talk about the custom conversion van his dad made when
Croncast - 2006-06-28.mp3 Show: #242 Length: 36:32 Size: 25.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 28, 2006
Betsy says she's depressed over pet urine contamination It is a multilayered issue Using the leftover laminate from the basement Put together by cheap labor in Cambodia Kris puts out a HBO television reference Then reminds himself that it is no different Star Trek Next Generation Video mocking Star Wars fans waiting for Episode III Shout out to Dave and Melissa Dave broke his thumb and is prepping for California Bar Betsy says the bar in CA is really tough She could walk in to a grocery store and they would give her money back Betsy speaks to CA living prices Living with 5 cousins in a 2 bedroom ranch for the same price Birds don't live birth babies Talking about the vacation stories Four hours later, does the story ever end? What does your brethren think about your pilaging of Goodwill for your profit? You left the price tag on it bitch. I know what you paid for it.
Croncast - 2006-06-26.mp3 Show: #241 Length: 37:38 Size: 25.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 26, 2006
For the first time it's a mic check An impromtu crawdad song Do you know how to catch a crawdad, Kris? Of course I do. Smote Canadian Geese swimming towards the light The geese infestation in the Midwest They think they run joint Walking across the road I've had enough of them Even the peacocks look plain when you see them everyday The cookout and the explaining of why Kris doesn't attend church A dark secret comes out Betsy's Star Trek Next Generation past I don't hate the church, but the guy dressed as a Jedi did it Kris may be a Republican from the knee cap down The point is, that it is weird and made my husband uncormfortable I about to offend Treckers My job is to be judgemental Treckers of any scale freak me out I always say, "No I don't know." It's been 13 years and Kris had no clue It makes me feel ookie inside This is grounds for divorce This comes from her dad Betsy won't let Kris read the contest stories His La Moille public school education shines Disclaimer: This story is fiction Tom. D's open letter Betsy reads John Eric O.'s contest entry Betsy reads most of Lachie's entry Slowsky we miss you! On the pre-vacation shows, Kris predicted it Betsy says, "Kris. You were right." Go back and rewind it if you ever want to hear it again Some really loud thunder Betsy has some creepy deja vu . . . so bad we stop recording We pick up in this morning There was just something in the air last night
Croncast - 2006-06-23.mp3 Show: #240 Length: 32:29 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 23, 2006
The contest ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. PST
Kris has the phone numbers of thousands of babes Yeah right I am worried Can I smell like mildew? Betsy brought the bugs in her garage sale stuff Back before Maggie was born Now with a child handicap it makes it harder to garage sale Betsy is down 44 sales a day Her stuff is still fabulous in the basement Bugs, and spiders and Nasty Goodwill things Gigi always needs to go t o sleep End of the contest nears, you've got nothing to lose Odds are really good to win All these stories are awsome Kris is speaking at the Portable Media Expo It is a brief 33 minutes from Disney Land Betsy realizes that she can't go She doesn't want to be disappointed Kris is gone he has to find people to talk with about podcasting Three people in the same room? Kris wants out Betsy says most people go to a conference and don't attend I am paying my way, why wouldn't I attend? "Don't worry it is a right off!" . . . yeah right! I still have to work to make the money Kris explains his perfect woman from a 4th grade memory I had the goatee even in 4th grade "My dream woman will shop at Goodwill and take every chance to emasculate me" A nice place out Applebee's? It's like Long John Silvers with a waitress It's Betsy's fault for getting pregnant Here comes the vasectomy follow up Betsy's party line for being "gutted like a fish" Ladies you may want to leave the room, Guys time to cozy up to the truth of the vasectomy Get prepared "I'm not going to let a stranger feel my balls today." It's been 5 weeks and I am now on my 5th medication for another vasectomy related issue Remind your wife of the sacrifice that you have made for her Every man knows kids secretly have testicular radar I get hit in the balls six times a day Every daddy gets hit non-stop You're telling men to change their underwear? They're adults it's common sense Birth testing things Betsy has had her fill of vasectomy stories Betsy explains how I ended up being called Mr. B.
Croncast - 2006-06-21.mp3 Show: #239 Length: 31:19 Size: 21.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 21, 2006
Now is when we get back to reall life on the cul de sac. I bring it for the gammarians, you know who you are Betsy talks about her new blueberry allergy Eating blueberries out of a 50 lb pound bag Betsy voted 5 times in an election The cul de sac block party getting down The shopping all on Betsy GFS is like Costco without membership card Macaroni salad Betsy says it was made during "The Great War" How many hot dogs are in a box 79 lbs of frankenfurters are there in ounces $7 for 100 lbs of blueberries Eating what you want Talking while stained issues It's self-tanning where you end up with orange paws What are they doing to the inside of your body Were back to regular shows now with a few updates on Slowsky The contest for the iPod We'll announce the winner next Friday All next week we will read the best and make a decision Google ranking for John Elway Dodge Betsy tells the full Madonna concert story Sorting out gender Betsy should have known she would take it as a challenge Non-lyric knowing friends Maggie makes many many more noises Kris' anti-social casualness The block party for the neighborhood The Unitarian party for the Unitarians Friday . . . Kris explains why he wasn't there
Croncast - 2006-06-19.mp3 Show: #238 Length: 49:20 Size: 33.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 19, 2006
Act #4 is the wrap up. Our declaration of our new found love with home and our love affairs with the benign lives that have come to repeat everday. Betsy will garage sale, go to Goodwill and I will hide out in the basement.
Show notes a bit later.Until then feel free to prepare your entry into our "My vavaction sucked too!" contest. How do I enter, Kris? Click the image below to find out more.
Croncast - 2006-06-16.mp3 Show: #237 Length: 1:28:43 Size: 60.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 16, 2006
Act #3 is the longest single Croncast we have ever recorded. Every minute is necessary as we explain that this episode definitely isn't something you want to listen to with your kids around.
Why is that? We take you from Denver to Naperville in only 1 hour 23 minutes when it took us 18 hours straight. Which takes some heavy lifting and many,many four letter words.
Show notes will arrive at a later date.I am still trying to process this part of the vacation and reliving it again isn't something that I am looking foward too.
More will follow about the contest for the 30GB iPod also. For now you will have to listen to the show. Enjoy!.
Coming up on Monday . . . Vacation: Act #4 The Aftermath
Croncast - 2006-06-14.mp3 Show: #236 Length: 1:02:26 Size: 42.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 14, 2006
Act #2 is twice the length of our normal shows, but just like our trip we keep pushing through to make the Friday deadline for a full Act #3. That way we won't ever have to talk about this trip again.
So buckle up compadres as we take you on day 2,3 and the close of day 4 as we go from Omaha to Kearney, NE (we love Kearney, Midway Dodge and Thomas Hardage) to Denver.
So where were we? Oh yeah Omaha Go back to Monday, Act #1 if you haven't listened yet We don't have time to reflect up it Awake after 5 hours of deep sleep . . . yeah right Epiphany for Kris, he figures out what the problem is with Slowsky It appears that the gas peddle can't reach the floor or is being stopped Handling dirty carpet Slowsky is accelerating awesome Up I-680 no problem up a hill Air conditioning still blowing out the defrost vent We hit fourth gear and Slowsky bogs down You looked like someone had hit you in the crotch really hard Did we stop or turn around in Omaha?Nope I was gonna pull the oxen through and over the Rockies Common sense would have turned us around Betsy asks the cashier at a truck stop about our issues cause they should know Our game plan becomes eat only at McDonald's and get to Denver Stopping for gas over and over and over Rolling at 60 pushing Slowsky to the breaking point Betsy says cars are loaded weapons I drove slowsky like a retired polo pony Once AAA was taken care of it was on, drive it like I stole it My foot is to the floor burning up the car Slowsky's cry for help . . . check engine light flashes and then dims Nebraska is the windiest state
Drafting with semi trucks because I can't go over 65 Speed limit is 75 which means 85 for all People in Nebraska know there is nothing worth driving slow for I still have no respect for the slow driver The oil pressure gauge was nearly in the red The van may explode at anytime All the fun of a road trip and fantasies about stopping and eating the natives food, gone No tourist traps for Slowsky 35 miles to the next exit The arch over I-80 is where the Check Engine Light stays on
Hilly Iowa, not the hilly Nebraska Calming the kids to soothe the hunching Kris We get lucky and find Kearney, NE Even luckier we find Midway Dodge of Kearney
Right next door was Enterprise We meet Thomas Hardage, the only person not to let us down on this trip It's 11:30 am and they close and 12:00 pm He was a Slowsky prophet he let us know that he 5 hour drive would take us 8 to 9 hours to Denver There's Enterprise, we should leave car for repair Kris says, "no" we're going to Denver and Betsy agrees Help was put in our path and we tell it to fuck off There was no charge to look at our car You should not drive off into the great beyond in your broke ass van "In Denver it will be really expensive", we pass again Back on the road, 55 mph tops Kris tries to make it go 56 entire way to Denver We followed the same truck for about 300 miles
I-76 West down to Denver off of I-80
We are gaining control We can see mountains Now we are back to the itinerary, Yes! Two straight days in a van I will tell you when you can go to the bathroom Telling Betsy over and over that we should have flown and what we would have been doing From now on we fly, first class if we can afford it, 2-3 days at destination, rental car waiting and fly out on day 3 Coming in on the wrong side of Denver Car collecting seems to be a hobby in Colorado Hotel has Denver in name but it surely isn't in Denver Slowsky is now down to 50 mph tops But we've made it to Denver now We're still in control . . . sort of Slowsky was making death nells Right near our hotel exit there is a Dodge dealer, John Elway Dodge on Arapahoe The ultimate welcome to Denver . . . an arrest in our hotel parking lot
Navy wife-beater doesn't go with blond chest hair Doesn't matter how nice a hotel is an arrest in parking lot harshes the mellow We hit the hotel, 6th floor 18 giggling 12 year old girls right next to our room Awesome birrthday for her They were playnig door slamming game, Kris says no Elliot loses his mind when we return to front desk to get another room It is time to eat I was bleeding money our of my eyeballs, really, dollar bills Should have tossed one of the party girls over the balcony Big wedding reception at the hotel, but no one was staying there, not one The restaurant is out of highchairs, all in use for reception It was time to start crying We couldn't catch a break One lone patron was going to hear our woes What restaurants are near here? We make it to Outback Nothing goes wrong so Kris hugs the waitress Elliot gorges himself, turns grey and runs to bathroom to puke He has same gene that Betsy and I have where we eat to comfort ourselves Where's that cereal? Do we have milk? Needs to feel good in my belly How sad is our happiness an Outback? We could have done this at home!!!!!!! Research will take up whole half a work day Talk begins about putting the family on a plane Betsy understands her father's actions now from when he did it when she was a kid It was time to stop the madness We arrange for a rental car from Enterprise Only place to do so is at Denver International Airport on Sunday Shuttle is $20 but you need an appointment, what? Concierge calls taxi for me and off I go Denver knows nothing of urban sprawl There could be free range beef within city limits I tell cabbie DIA The airport was 29 miles from our hotel Ride to Ohare will take $28 bones of my money in a cab Cabbie asks for $65 dollars for the ride!!! WTF
More notes and photos later. To get the rest of this you'll have to listen to the show for now. It is really hard to keep reliving this. But I can't leave out the Act #2 cliff hanger . . . John Elway Dodge doesn't call us, we call them to hear, "Mam, the service manager didn't call you? Well, there's a problem with your vehicle. You see, one of our lot attendants . . . "
Coming up on Friday . . . Vacation: Act #3 Denver to Naperville
Update: These photos are from our 3 hours in Colorado Springs at Garden of the Gods and someplace in the downtown area. Family photo credited to guy I thought was homeless but turned out to be one of the dudes who just hang out to watch people go by.
Croncast - 2006-06-12.mp3 Show: #235 Length: 37:05 Size: 25.4 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 12, 2006
Thus begins our sharing of a vacation that ended 5 days early. We are not quite sure that our big summer vacaction driving to Denver in Slowsky was really a vacation. But we are sure that we will never drive anywhere on vacation again.
What we can say about our trip is that with the help of many lucid memories and five days to regain our footing on solid ground that we would like to bring your our trip in three separate podcasts. There is too much to share in a single 30 to 40 minute podcast that deserves great attention to detail. What do you call a thousand mile trip in you wife's savings account? If you're us, show prep.
The long, feel good intro Sending email easy like When we last left you it was June 2 of 2006 a millenia ago Things were much simpler then H.G. Wells Time machine could take us back Walking hand in hand with your spuse at the beach I would have liked to have decided not to go on vacation We should have flown Short version, we leave, there's trouble and we come home five days early Here we go We're going to rcap the whole thing in 3 shows It is June 2, 2006 in nice and sunny Naperville, IL Kris is an hour late and damned Skype showed it to Betsy Moments of our life are really important to you Betsy pretends that she is me on Skype sometimes The planets seemed to be aligned for our trip The eBay pick-up guy got here right on time Naperville was going to be hardest part with traffic Driving Slowsky is like launching a boat An hour and a half later w'ere making 8 miles of progress The van is too tall for most drive thru awnings Slowsky went to the dealer and got $1500 of repairs to travel worldwide This is the point where you start adding up the costs Gas doesn't count as vehicle maintenance We finally make it to I-88 Slowsky is topping out at 70 mph with nothing more to give First omen . . . we ignore it We're gonna make it to Omaha It wasn't a shifting issue but I am pushing Slowsky really hard We get near DeKalb which is 50 miles from home and think about turning it around again We push on Betsy says "no" to my lead foot and thinks the 70 mph thing is good Slowsky is sucking gas and needs refill at 180 mile mark, still in Illinois Another omen Kris starts venting that we should have flown at gas station number two "I drove the Alaskan Highway and need a new car." All the signs were there It was our decision to keep moving on Not true to Betsy's faith Dinner at The World's Largest Truck Stop on I-80 Maybe it is safe because it's a tourist trap Nope, it's a 3-D world of a sex offender registry All just minor inconveniences at this point Bleeding money out of my eye balls 10 years ago this would have been an adventure but with kids it is a nightmare In Iowa they drive on the grass Not a single room vacant Pulling off on Omaha hoping for an empty hotel room Scoring a room 20 miles north of downtown 10,000 lesbians converged on Omaha the same day as our vacation, of course
Coming up on Wednesday . . . Vacation: Act #2 Omaha to Denver
Croncast - 2006-06-02.mp3 Show: #234 Length: 20:09 Size: 13.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 02, 2006
The long, feel good intro Lots-o-email been coming in Too many to respond to in a personal way How does Aberaham Lincoln taste Buying shorts at Target Everything is designed for 18 year old boys The perma wrinkle shorts Say hello to Lands End kris Kris is on diet and losing weight "I'm not going to weigh myself" Bagels are actually really bad Food cessation at this point Hey I'm going to go shoppng in the JR's department For the portly over 30 set What's athletic fit? Damn it! The shirts don't fit either in XXL!! 10 years ago it would have worked Designed for the six pack now you got a two-liter None of them fit they are filled with lycra and youth juice I can't go anywhere without seeing the Milwaukee guys stuff Beer merchandise everywhere Their stuff is on TV like twice a day I did find some perma-wrinkle cargo shorts Short and pant leg length rant If I can see my socks there is a problem Losing site of little Kris Turning myself into veal Congratulations to Nick Guarracino and his wife on the birth of their son George!! I got mics, plenty Betsy shuts down the idea of recording on vacation We can record crossing Iowa Slowsky's shape for the trip Kris can't wear the old man shorts or coaches short, only options Even the lesbian gym teachers wear coaches shorts The debate over what is more pathetic
Croncast - 2006-05-31.mp3 Show: #233 Length: 37:33 Size: 25.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 31, 2006
Betsy is an elitist with Slowsky in her stable Apology for short show on Monday Apology for botching the show on Monday Our "Best of" show downloads by default It really is duct tape of the nerd world "I love this car. "I love this car." Slowsky, groceries + Goodwill + entire family, no problem Hiring former Star Trek employees to run Slowsky extras Driving Slowsky on vaction, pay the price 87,000 miles for us is like brand new We're responsible adult car owners or trying Driving out of state Taking Slowsky to dealer instead of Mr. Fixit Slowsky was dripping CLEAN red fluid . . . bad sign Pretty sure that the cat who sold it had to know . . . fluid was that clean "I still don't feel taken . . . yet," Betsy. Kris won't complain yet about Slowky and the broken stuff, yet. We're adults with a high credit card limit screw us Fixes: serpentine belt, loose o-ring, brakes and air conditioning Making it safe for the kids Don't hit the elk The smashed mommy duck Kris ran over squirrel later that day There are dead animal days Betsy is totally wiped out Kris needs driving school to stop lead foot Vacation prep Elliot's test result meeting for his learning abilities He's a regular potato like all kids! They were questioning for a half hour "Is it the epiliepsy or is it his choice." We question it everyday Knowing who the other illiness issue parents right away He talks non-stop due to our conditioning to check for seizures Hearing it for not buying Elliot a bike yet Kris gets all Dr. Phil on Betsy Know your subdivision, if you don't know locate it next to the fancy schmancy The subdivision posse and the trials of Betsy trying to join up Crickets when she speaks to them The Radio Shopping Show Betsy needs to clean the garage Slowsky can sleep at the curb
Croncast - 2006-05-29.mp3 Show: #232 Length: 17:33 Size: 12mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 29, 2006
Super short show and no show notes today the show is all about Slowsky. Also we forgot to mention during the show, but had a note to thank all of the people who have fought for this country and currently are. Thank you!Now where's a veteran that I can hug?
The procurement of Slowsky in pictures from driveway to driveway by Kristopher Smith, novice.
This one deserves a caption. I got lost and Betsy wasn't happy about the delay in picking up Slowsky.
Croncast - 2006-05-26.mp3 Show: #231 Length: 34:35 Size: 23.7mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006
Extended intro If you can turn a door knob you can send an email to us thanks to contact link He's getting old and may not have many more birthdays Life expectancy Our weekend will contain progress Betsy's huge weekend will start the way any one should . . . "Greatest Garage Sale Ever" Calvalry Christian Church garage sale Every year it rains It's a mega church They have a no pricing policy - Betsy's strategy . . . find someone who is very elderly Bitter, barren 40 year old woman is not a winner When raising money for god they will charge accordingly The trip get Slowksy It will have a bald eagle on the side Lego train has not arrived in Italy Communication through online translation sites - bad The snow man, the one from the picture on May 19 sold for $149.99 Now they are multiplying in my basement Betsy's Teletubby collections of yore Maggie loves playing with the voice boxes Lunch with Henry What is a "creeper"? So we're going to Colorado and Betsy is finding paces to go She reads a review of her favorite . . . $1300 a night Kris is afraid of the bears End of show shout out to Jason Landis and the crew in Beaverton
Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September! My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA
Croncast - 2006-05-24.mp3 Show: #230 Length: 36:30 Size: 25.0mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 24, 2006
Short notes today.
Betsy's intro throws of passion I was a happy camper Is that a vintage hippie flap Elliot finds Goodwill to be just like home Developing relationships Kris should quit whining about vasectomy Why don't I just buy a car? Why don't you? How about this one (
Croncast - 2006-05-19.mp3 Show: #229 Length: 33:16 Size: 22.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 19, 2006
So iambic pentametered you could set your watch to it? Betsy laughs and bops head at the intro Throwing kiddy treats that look like dog treats Betsy has had it with everbody "we can kiss her ass" She is going to buy a van with curtains Momma will get a new air freshener tomorrow In four months I'll just buy a new $3000 van Feeding you kid salteens in the car Ruining our autos one garage sale at a time "I don't care" I do it all for you but youi won't let me throw hamburger? My Scion xB smells like a dead dog Betsy is going to fill it a bottle of Charlie to kill smell Still fixed "When you are getting tested, nobody wants what you got" Betsy worked it today People can't hang with Betsy, not children, husband nor friends Betsy's got that garage sale tacet knowledge The stuffed spooky snow man that is worth loot
Crazy plate collecting ladies love them The "I don't speak english" garage sale tactic Betsy doesn't need her sister kicking it with her while she pregnant, can't hang She wants to hang with me she needs a scooter Much more conversion van speak Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September! My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA
Croncast - 2006-05-17.mp3 Show: #228 Length: 31:42 Size: 21.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 17, 2006
I'm recovering I have children that need to be distracted with sharp, dangerous objects Betsy parents like Britney Spears Letting strangers raise you child Squadron of papparazi following you Betsy is my squadron Punishment arguements Interceding with bareness He cannot change his focus once he starts to focus Hey buddy syndrome The craziest lion analogy you have ever heard No problem with the punishment You just want to be his friend You're mom is out of hand Parenting differently than the other parent Barb starts running around the house Sleeping on the floor is weird What battles you choose as a parent Playing video games for better hand eye cordination for sports, Kyle? Kris can't beleive that Betsy remembers that Betsy says my PSP will end up on eBay Cats suck. I am giving Betsy a ticket to Florida . . . to be eaten by an Alligator Flooding in the North East The clip of the same guy on his roof waving People are being eaten everyday in Florida I blame the pimps If I was a pimp Kris's ladies would play PSP all day Betsy channels her dad with a "big wide world" Laughing hurts Kris's body To all my homies, wear the jock The beauty of the black jock strap Henry forgot to mention that the Doc was a conservative I was hoodwinked Honduran plastic surgery next I will agree with anyone who has needles and thread down there Colony on guam with my seed, you bet Sterilizing a liberal Notching up for each one Chicago politics "They" inlcudes you now too Seeing the light Betsy needs to provide for herself Kris breaks it down for Betsy Betsy admits that Kris was right and couldn't believe that I called her on it Our vacation is plans are on hold until later today The Gigi evil face
Croncast - 2006-05-15.mp3 Show: #227 Length: 19:50 Size: 13.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 15, 2006
Hey guys, sorry for missing Friday. Kris' anticipatory anxiety got the best of him and he was whining all weekend about some pain! Whatever! he should try having a baby!!
Croncast - 2006-05-10.mp3 Show: #226 Length: 31:43 Size: 21.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 10, 2006 This was a wierd show for us and things sort of go astray towards the end. This message is just a warning that it was one of those days.
Lay it on me sister Betsy is onry today It was there winking at me The special cabinet at Goowill is for the "nice stuff" Louis Vuitton most faked item on the planet Backpacks are expensive It has a serial number Louis Vuitton don't come with a plastic wrap handle I find eel skin wallets all the time Ring around the wallet It's like a cold war missile silo It's coming this Friday Gigi is having a rough day It's giving Kris a geek tic I picked it up and new it was fake It is made of nubuck I sold shoes in the hood I know nubuck It turns out the Louis is a fake What the is a speedy bag? Maggie is upset that the Bionicle away Betsy feels all couped up After dark shopping at the resale shop I have a big giant bird on my neck and nobody says shit If it were a tattoo it would be dark My homage to you Mr. B. . . . damn! Soon to be a sterile Mr. B. Sure they are gonna give me a local but no needles please The siders hopped up on Mountain Dew and 8-balls The handy man calls back You're not welcome here Betsy really should have married a handy man Getting chipped David Blaine, not magic . . . Britney Spears pregnant again, that's magic What if you schedule was "laundry"? The vacation trip here we come Fill the Scion with batteries for the laptop and iPod The dinner offers - between Chicago and Denver send us a message. We're up for almost anything
Croncast - 2006-05-08.mp3 Show: #225 Length: 32:24 Size: 22.2 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 08, 2006
The long intro Betsy with the Peacock on her neck
You wish it was real don't you The white lady henna party The Indian guy, "Yeah, we do that . . . on our hands."
Betsy explains the henna, sort of What happened to Mr. Yuck? Patterns and practice Most people do it on the palm of your hand Falling asleep and someone put tooth paste in your hand The people I hung out with with meaner than that I can't pick friends very well Betsy's new posse 10 years plus "You were pregnant in school too." Betsy wanted it to look like blood testicles The patchouli crew A mixture of bounty tube and patchouli The UU highschoolers Garage sale happenings The woman stepped on something Betsy goes to look and it's baby bunnies Tapped on shoulder and Lhasa Apso eyes whips around screaming Concerned home owner slash garage sale haver saves bunnies Selling your old shrubs at garage sales Betsy is used to taking control We're going on vacation to Denver If you are on the way to Denver let us know and we'll do a meal We will post our route this week
Croncast - 2006-05-05.mp3 Show: #224 Length: 35:29 Size: 24.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 05, 2006
This is a production of Palegroove Studios It's Cinco De Mayo Celbrate your heritage if you're a honky (May Day) Gatherings at Socialist Monuments in Milwaukee I miss Milwaukee One of these days and we'll cash in an move where it is warm Parking the car in slush and then it freezes to ground, only in Milwaukee We can only go where the bus goes Tiny little Honda Accord Small cars are chick cars Backlash against the SUV Ms. Kitty comes to visit Driving the Scion xB It looks like a toy in the garage The Yaris (we call it he Yaro) makes the Scion look like and Expedition Lach Walesa We should have went to Bobak's Bobak's is an authentic Polish grocery store Food Network voted it best Deli in the world! Chilean Sea Bass has a former name, changed it an now they are almost extinct We gotta name another kid, not gonna happen, but giv'em a killer name You just can't name your kid Sushi What is on tap for the weekends I watch a lot of TV because you hide in the basement Listening to your baby cry Wad the kid in a ball for safety like a hamster Working all night and here we are doing the show I need my car, autonomy baby Friends? You've got to be kidding Take your nerd to lunch McDonald's central office down the road Nothing tastes like school pizza That Sodexho flavor City wide garage size Who calls a photo copy a Xerox? Someone who hasn't had a job in 7 years The Honda Element Ebay horror stories
Croncast - 2006-05-03.mp3 Show: #223 Length: 48:46 Size: 33.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006
Betsy doesn't just wear the pants, she wears my pants Naperville podcast and blogger meet-up Another thing about you that pisses me off Getting up early and not getting it ready The morning outfit The work uniform - khakis The late night outfit I'm in denial about my age Old Navy But I still wear the same underwear Fantastical story told by Betsy Forced to wear your pants Spanglies and bald eagles sewed on the pockets Wear your uniform to go out Tanslacks.com Khakis are the new suit - bleh Jeans and a dress shirt Betsy says Silicone Valley for the 55th time and I call her on it The roller coaster drawing of Missy in the second grade Busted handed it off Staying in during lunch She was a sub teacher who I ended up hanging out with her daughter Kids can shake stuff off, it's the parents that get the hang up The fury of people messing with your progeny Girls hold grudges, boys don't Military films Why didn't you to into the armed services? Why is there always a bus that these guys get on? No speeding ticket for lead foot Kris He gets a $2,000 ticket for not having insurance But I do have insurance, just need to go to court and prove it It was a 25 mph zone If your eye lids are catching air you are driving too fast Police with crazy handlebar mustaches rock Young cop versus old cop Channel one Here come the Colbert roast of Bush . . . right on! Here's a link to the transcript The Dems need to be behind and action like this This was the time to do it and it was done well, thank you No one gives a rat's ass about summer television except Betsy The DVR will be humming with her summer reality shows The ones that made 6 episodes and then imploded "Deadliest hair dresser who likes to bake pies" More vasectomy stories I can't believe I am going to go through with this Mike Baker's story of watching in a reflection from the urologists glasses Alter ego says the clips are no joke I couldn't do the samples right Betsy calls Sirius We have no idea what we are doing with the show anymore Sure we'd like to make money from the show Betsy reads another email from her pop Great vasectomy results will also inlcude something beyond freedom ID3 will be online only and not PDF, some people need to learn how to read Betsy needs an elevator pitch for the show Send us your elevator pitch Baby monitor form cell phone and land line She asks listeners to send email to ideas@sirius-radio.com What is a good fit for us? HBO needs a podcast directory
Croncast - 2006-05-01.mp3 Show: #222 Length: 26.:55 Size: 18.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 01, 2006
Evidently it's May Day What the hell is May Day? It's the only thing Unitarians worship Specualtion like the Wiccans What is the common glue that holds you people together? It's the "c" word Someone shows up with an engineering textbook Somehow it works like an onion stew Betsy doesn't get the drinking blood and bread No bake sale Grandma's great George Foreman grill Giving your peeps a bad rep The only vegan cassarole at a church Selling a rusty axe (yes it deserves the 'e') on eBay The henna experience from scratch We're going on vacation to Denver in a few months Dutailier Glider goes for $240! Betsy's investment $60 The whole Chicago "My frient" It's a movement I'm starting, my frient, it will sweep the nation The routine requests by cats who should be selling knives door to door Making nice with the secretary I offered you a brownie and you told me no Giving birth with Betsy in the room Cacious Gray the oldest horse at Arlington Raceway
Croncast - 2006-04-28.mp3 Show: #221 Length: 38:35 Size: 26.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 28, 2006
Hey, my people, this is one of our best shows since we began. We think so, maybe we just had a lot of fun doing and that is skewing our view. It starts off a bit slow with Betsy psycho-analyzing me but it picks up quick.
What's shakin baby The voice over guy, Alan The Don LaFontaine our of generation 15 minutes of work You've heard his voice this week What teh hell is a Dutailier Dutailier Glider My mom's crazy prep for baby setting up an entire room with baby furniture (that would be used as gifts) and lost pieces on disassembly It's normal to go to the Motel 6 to stay the weekend with pop Documenting our lives we're in an up You can't say what you paid and then mark it up 600% Cure the gout Betsy's first eBay sale and how she got hooked Quantum physics lessons through garage sailing A new reality show Texas Ranch House 1867 or something Frontier House wanna be Tony Snow was he, is he the dealer Who was Geoff Ganon's lover at the Whitehouse Tommy Jerky would supply me Kris's love of jerky and Jack Link's beef nuggets It's probably horse meat but I don't care No more progeny
Croncast - 2006-04-26.mp3 Show: #220 Length: 29:26 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 26, 2006
It's started to turn into one of those weeks Actually it has been a really good week, just busy Vickie, sister-in-law Vickie joins us for this show It all goes down hill from here She tell of her best trucker recruitment moments Yup she was a truck driver recruiter Other mommy stuff as the babies cry together And Kris makes a huge slip Oh yeah, my argyle shirt makes for some fun
Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3 Show: #219 Length: 33:22 Size: 22.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006
You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years Kris went all out one year Then we starved for three months later A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy Smelling like a $10 hooker I'm good and Betsy is great Betsy has a first The My Twinn foot hanging off the Goodwill rack Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies Kris doesn't know what My Twinn dolls are The pulse of my own heart in my ears 80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat The Diet Coke gets opened Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke Designing a doll to look just like your child Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll Moles, freckles and all The doll hospital Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied Betsy had to check herself Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head Michael Jackson's black or white video Googie looks like my mom Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures I don't understand paying for sex Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject I've been propositioned for garage sale money Betsy had her own garage sale She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?" Buying from your neighbors Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale Selling Legos a pound at a time Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids If you've got it, it's ok The first step to Republicanism What are they paying for . . . social programs? Putting your kids needs right on top and first The blue house memories "I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard." Kris never moved as a kid Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie" Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess Euphoria Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it." Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style." The gnats attack I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face
Croncast - 2006-04-21.mp3 Show: #218 Length: 46:20 Size: 31.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 21, 2006 Sorry for the popping throughout the show. Some part of our recording setup is dying and causing an electrical pop. I should have this sorted out by Monday, hopefully.
Our fabled podcast Betsy starts off telling a lie We have good News A new addition to our family It will be double matted Geraldo Rivera joins the Smith family
Jodi hooks Betsy up Just to touch what he touched He will bless us while we podcast Betsy's junk pile is taking over the basement again Over 100 Dr. Suess books that aren't for your own kids? Well it ain't for you kid Scholastic books can't hold a flame to the Dr. Suess flow Betsy is now going to talk about RSS feeds Here comes the Kris went to the doctor story Testicular dissection The iMac does some pretty stuff Betsy holds back and says just go Psychosomatic phantom pain My first dash of colostrum For other people I am all about it Forgetting when and where your appointment is If you left it up to men to schedule their own vasectomy appointment this procedure wouldn't exist Old female nurses Urologist was me and a bunch of women They weren't there for a vasectomy Bisected body posters and plastic pieces "I wasn't looking at the poster." Battered women posters and brochures If it happens then I know all about it Check my pulse Penile periodicles Croncast voice for - "No sweatie . . . not today." Nothing erection causing on the cover Perks of some things The drawing of the whole process, you were right Henry The blow torch near my balls The entire process of making me sterile I prefer the euphemisms Then it all gets worse This entire subject makes me very nervous Doc says I may want to store some sperm My sperm are doing push ups right now in tube repair preparation We do the quick exam When do I need to start coming in for a regular exam I did not have that on my schedule today Stranger's finger in my anus today? No not today. I'm not prepared for this. I'm getting fixed like a cat that won't cause anymore trouble for anyone "Sterilization" bad Spontaneous reversal odf the procedure Leave the item Plastic food . . . people love it More Swedish spaghetti No pregnant garage sale partners, they're slow Thanks to Hilary Burnett
Croncast - 2006-04-19.mp3 Show: #217 Length: 42:19 Size: 29.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 19, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes
Changing all of Betsy's intro's to "I'm the decider." Kris now owns imthedecider.com I own 50 domains Betsy wants to spend that money on a lawnmower Geroge Bush said it - the I'm the decider "I hear the voices" Combating Bill Maher Talking to America like children Presidential speak should be colloquial He just wants me to open the Igloo and pass him one Unscripted speeches She gets shot in the face all the time Reality show we missed in our list - Deadliest Catch on A&E The USDA is in charge Betsy says the water is -60 F - what? You're hoping deep down inside to see an accident Kris is a keeper The crabs arms are torn off - "what just happened? what just happened?" Flip This House again Betsy lands the sooners analogy Betsy's first social worker job Once your kids poop on you 50 times they look less cute The car breaks down when Kris was out of town . . . 10 years ago Betsy starts throwing them back at 7 a.m. We didn't spend that much time together Kris was a basket case No more cheap wagoneers and social work The chicks are on the prowl - lol Make it a magic 8 ball kind of thing How to get on the Daily Show Betsy and I should do the show live on stage Reporters said fake it and we cracked them up and they thanked us The Mrs. Coach story Strip mall comedy clubs Live to Hard Drive Setting it up like a radio live event is not cool I could do this Hanging out with Betsy and Elliot Tell Kris that your 5 year old is crazy too Consolidated school districts Thanks to Scott Burnett
Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3 Show: #216 Length: 35:12 Size: 24.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own My true voice, the one I hear in my head Madonna's accent Betsy's dipthong-ish breakdown The same voice I use for calm Betsy did show prep! We gotta talk about that on the show Married 10 years this year in August Waking up with a mouth full of limestone Betsy's top 10 list of reality shows Betsy's true guilty pleasure Comcast with DVR makes it so much worse What planet are you from? Throw you a corn chip every once in a while and you'd be a happy boy Cursed with back to back shows on opposite channels Here's the list (full of commentary):
1) Little People, Big World 2) Blow Out 3) Flip This House 4) America's Next Top Model 5) Real Housewives of Orange County - They got great counter tops 6) Flavor of Love 7) Project Runway 8) Rocksar INXS 9) Breaking Bonaduce 10) The Apprentice
Santino where are you? Kris's favorite is Drawn Together on Comedy Central Betsy's big week - she's throwing a garage sale, damnit! It's political Betsy shush's Kris, I got shushed Shakeira Carter - thank you Two words: Trailer Bank
Croncast - 2006-04-14.mp3 Show: #215 Length: 40:58 Size: 28.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status. Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good Go to Croncast.com and send an email with the contact form "I am a mommy" it sucks your energy You're not an iron worker Pummeled by child, feed this one feed this one Cabbage Patch Kids on eBay The iMac is a shiny something that maintains Betsy's attention like a racoon Cabbage patch kids with ink spots Loose PayPal card means mommy is working hard Old biddy pulls out vintage Cabbage Patch kids at Goodwill Betsy's amazing knowledge of worthless garage sale info that floats in Betsy's head If Betsy were the wizard she would be hugging the dolls Marketing My Size Barbies to the the friendless My size Barbie's cup overfloweth My Buddy dolls are worth some bucks I had a wagon that came out of the back of an El Camino (not really but a drag strip car) Chicago style rats living in our shed as a kid A pregnant rat from your worldly belongings We had septic, don't worry about it Sitting in a cloud of smoke watching Gator, "Don't worry son, you're safe, we got septic" Crazy ass chainsaw with monster truck tires A lumberjack should of had that chainsaw Manly men and powerful chainsaws for your wifes blackberry patch Taking care of the the sister Finding a rental in Naperville isn't a mommy's job Rubbing her head for the stressing me out look There has to be a line Fidning a rental over the internet What do you lose, Betsy? White Hen acostation where a nerd got put in his place Teardowns are not evil Kris says McMansion isn't fair term for the replacements Kmart would have been a luxury (though i would never wear the clothes from there) Betsy lays out her messed up youth and her liberal/conservative inner turmoil How the shows will affect Elliot Betsy wants stability, no moving, vacations and three squares a day She's got Bush on one shoulder and Pauly Shore on the other Every place is the same but a trade-off for some wierd bug or natural disaster Slugs in the North West Betsy will do whatever good Unitarians do on Good Friday How are they going to pay first months rent? Contest on Monday!! No idea what it is but the prize is a slightly used My Size Barbie
Croncast - 2006-04-12.mp3 Show: #214 Length: 1:00:52 Size: 41.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 12, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!
Show Notes
We did a show with our friends Greg and Lisa of Viva Podcast! You can listen to Greg and Lisa at www.vivapodcast.com. Never have we done anything like this and thought it would be fun to hook up with our podcasting homies from New Mexico.
It is a podcast mashup of epic proportions . . . maybe.
The show turned out really well, however there are audio quality and sync issues on our end due to equipment flaking out. I worked for a long time to get it back to a level of quality that you would be able to palette.
Thanks also to Greg for putting together the awesome album art for this conjunctive event.
Full show notes will be in the future.
Croncast - 2006-04-10.mp3 Show: #213 Length: 36:35 Size: 25.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 10, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes
Betsy forces me to schlepp the equipment to the bedroom for the show We did a 45 minute ong show that will never see the light of day It will be placed in the vault No one wants to hear two honkeys talk about immigration The first sub-division garage sale of the season No sleep for Betsy as she comtemplates the greatest day of the year Tape versus stickers for garage sale pricing The Rubbermaid bin is the ultimate garage sale impule buy Free bins at garage sales Garage sale ettiquet Free stuff goes at end of driveway Sales in Eden had bing at end of drive Showing up too early Betsy sees her people before the sales start (it is amazing to me) Betsy not buying the store I prefer my wife not buy a used breast pump from a teenager with studs in the fron of her face They are Betsy's people but she can't deal The eBay effect The family that thrifts together stays together Making the most of a day stuck at the store with Booba Betsy lays out the Swedish Spaghetti (look for it later in the blog) There is a new Croncast website which will explain the massive RSS downloads you've received Thanks to Garrick Van Buren of First Crack podcast for the art direction
Croncast - 2006-04-07.mp3 Show: #212 Length: 38:18 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes Gotta run to work. We address "foreign accent syndrome" or disorder whatever it is Speak to some more surgery Betsy's household management position "Why the hell did you marry him in the first place?" Spinning dog blood at 3 a.m. Doing a Disney vacation instead of Deadwood No heroic measure . . . DNR for dog
Show Notes for #211 Length: 38:14 Size: 26.2 mb Format: mp3 Download Croncast - 2006-04-05.mp3Listen with iTunes? Spread the word! Betsy and I try to follow up Monday's show and feel the pressure. We talked about it before the mics went on and well, you'll hear. It is Wednesday right? It is top Chef Day on Bravo Betsy could watch any reality show A three bean chili to reference top shelf Lots of Kris coughing The reality show formula Good at the game because they are mediocre Not as terrible as the 17 year old girl Crabby 50 year old Kris says porn is reality based Betsy says, "Don't mess with my handy man fantasy" Muffin blows a gasket upstairs Mother-in-law wants to put the dog to sleep Princess Muffin's doggyness Doggyy boarding school 3 years ago . . . . $1800! This damn dog ruining the carpet She has to eat with the special dog gravy sauceWho the hell whould buy dog gravy Dog gravy or Garlic Pretzels? Buying wierd snacks so no one eats them Placebo diet of "nothing to eat" No salty fingers here You have no idea The sweet, slow developmentally disable check out girl You don't need cash Dealers soon to take debit cards Trying PeaPod Kris needs to buy his own groceries Get a better job you can buy real Cheatos Can stand powder cheese and spaghettios OkeDoke popcorn The spaghettio taste and disgusting scent Swedish spaghetti derivitive prok grease and corn starch Who wants Betsy's Swedish Spaghetti recipe? Chicken wings and french fries Betsy's dream list How many puffalumps to sell for an extreme body makeover Armpits that look like asshole Sweeping up the shavings from the floor Getting an armlift Betsy flank steak Now you know what is really in bologna Betsy has the plastic surgeons ad floating on the counter for a week Betsy wants a tummy tuck, arm lift and my fav a breast do up Why? Had two kids and have lost over 110 lbs Metamorphic changes that need extreme home make over 10 weeks in bed and $40,000 and what do you get? Bring on the fourth one I don't care what they fill them withLook good and soft to my touch What surgery would Kris get? Fix my teeth and bore out one of my nostrils I can put a quarter width wise in my nose hole Maggie has a weird nose (probly from her real daddy) Comcast DVR is for bitches it is bad tech Betsy is now a Big Love fan Regret not doing the promos for HBO? Betsy refused to pimped us out for $5.00 (not the real amount) Is HBO worth it anymore? Vacation to Deadwood, S.D. Send your tricks for travleing with kids Marlin Perkins from Wild Kingdom had it right Send the kid running, dart them, wrap him in a net, blindfold him and then release him in the wild Betsy wants to take a small airplane to S.D. I'm not going camping North Country - the movie, Betsy gives ending away Aerosol spray butter
Croncast - 2006-04-03.mp3 Show: #210 Length: 48:16 Size: 33.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 165 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes The show is uploading as I type and is going to take too long for me to get out the door to work to put up show notes . This 'spring forward' business has messed up my body clock and the waking up at 5 a.m is going to be brutal. However, this line sums up the entire show, "Honey. Honey. Wait, wait. Listen to me honey, my husband is a coach and he wears these shoes with a suit."
More benign than Betsy would have you believe.
Croncast - 2006-03-29.mp3 Show: #209 Length: 4:26 Size: 3.0 Format: mp3 Croncast - Kris by himself Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes This is a really short show, not even really a show. Betsy has left town with her mom to support her sister. My niece is having some very serious health problems that would be . . . are tough for any parent to deal with. We may not get any other shows out this week since she will be gone for three or four days. I'll post updates over the next couple of days.
Croncast - 2006-03-27.mp3 Show: #208 Length: 29:28 Size: 20.2mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 164 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes Betsy says I gotta listen . . . to her Marked as important, yet ignored Kris spent the weekend with the family We rocked it out at the museum - www.msichicago.org
You get free coffee Booba likes field museum better The man considers it his museum He acts like he owns the place Mommies are restrictive My lack of parenting is making him stronger News from the lips of the babe We sold the Lincoln!! It is in better hands Negotiable on the price You bet how does $0 sound? There was no hissy fit Like a Golden Gloves prize fight with the Lincoln as the grand prize He was a big guy . . . bigger than me The buyer had a plan Here's what is broken Checking it out around the corner Dealership auto jerks Emotionally invested in selling the car It was a great deal at the first price cut Conferencing with Betsy Now Betsy can fill the garage up with crap Stuff all around the Lincoln . . . no more eBay - thesmithmall (get your puffalumps) I'll throw in a lifesize Barbie if you buy it today partner Scam, scam, scam - thanks Lisa and Joe for the information!! It sucks to be taken in Kris tells way too long story about con man experience Smelling the copy paper This is a really crappy story Kris Possibility that he stole our identities Phone call from cops not cops Original cheesehead guy and the knock-off cheesehead guy The postcard mafia Refresh your postcards for you Betsy will throw down the Geraldo story on Wednesday Kris was in suburban newspapers Spend time with me so I can see the front of your face
Croncast - 2006-03-24.mp3
Show: #207 Length: 28:09 Size: 19.3mb Format: mp3
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Show Notes
Them notes coming later!
Croncast - 2006-03-22.mp3
Show: #206 Length: 24:29 Size: 16.8mb Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162
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Show Notes
If you get this show Sending us an email Hair cuts from the beauty school $5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue us They still have a chance of flunking out of beauty school and you are letting them cut your hair Change it up like a spa I hope I don't get her Some men find it pretty, those driving around in their Datsun looking for a date They're building a house Over 100 bones for a dye job Kris couldn't manage the drama Leaving out the straight guy from the shop Is Luigi there? Feeling totally ripped off Somebody did and they flipped out Hair haters Your body reclaiming your hair for nutrients The birthday girl hungover with scissors Being mean and enjoying Knives and styrofoam cups Snuggly and cloudy Rare puff-a-lumps at .50 a piece Betsy kicks them in the shins Is it stealing? The garbage man talks about us when he goes home Can't give it to kids because they will actually play with it Don't touch the tiny little laptop Encased like the Constitution Betsy to return to the American Girl store downtown Chicago Good night Mr. B, I am going to bed. You've offended me on many levels
Croncast - 2006-03-20.mp3
Show: #205 Length: 35:51 Size: 24.6mb Format: mp3
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Show Notes
Coming from studio "A" at casa de smith
From my phone:
Betsy is UU - Universalist Unitarian Her faith was waning Affirmation was to follow Betsy's $6.00 donut Veggie Tales for non-hardcore Christian "Your had was possesed by the devil." The kids have it right What about a more kid oriented church McDonalds targeting kids Branding, playgrounds, get'em while they're young The born-agains have the same plan What would you say to someone who tried to give you McDonalds food for a dinner party? Megachurches do so well, not because they don't smell like meat and dirty childrens socks "Why you gotta be hating on peoples invisible airplanes?" Putting pizzaz in your Jesus pants Betsy's split personallity Libertarian on her left shoulder, George Bush on her right and her right in the middle What happens when you tell people you do a podcast If you don't know what that means you aren't down with God Maggie is evolving into a part of Betsy How would you know The Maggie faces - she can throw them The cattle elevator Kill you with a look and it makkes people nervous It looks like the Devil came into her skeleton Enough of the Christian metaphors, if you've ever listened before you know we are not in that camp and if you haven't listened before our philosphy is to make up your own mind.
Croncast - 2006-03-17.mp3
Show: #204 Length: 28:44 Size: 19.7 mb Format: mp3
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Soon(er) or later.
Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3
Show: #203 Length: 36:39 Size: 25.6 mb Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159
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There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house. Bedazzled like a peacok He was in to that sort of thing Be my wife "No. You gotta be fucking kidding me." Mean from day one We can party but not get married The large amount of earings in my head The head peircing My brother head hole is full of more holes Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else The old folding doors were us We just don't take care of anything Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home Ben is making Kris look really bad The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling They started calling at 6:10 a.m. Baby stomach shorr off Putting Ben on staff What 30 year old needs a PSP? I do! The faucet Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now What we really paid for the kitchen faucet Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money. The garbage man hates us Betsy watches him out the window, even today You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this." Will you marry me? Yes, she says. No faucet without Kris.
Croncast - 2006-03-14.mp3
Show: #202 Length: 36:19 Size: 24.9 mb Format: mp3
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Late night Monday show Kris is a man without a country (so to speak) The basement floor is half complete Kitchen tear down tomorrow Alifooka from Yahfunke World music is not our bag Cow tank swimming is good o'l boy hot tub Raising cat fish in the cow tank Betsy talks about the crazed mommies (see images on previous post) Triplets first time around would make you insane Momma sow having babies Playing in barn Pre-shop for the big ass garage sale Gie Gie is needy The cart, the cart, the old lady cart Freakish contraptions Night trains for the laundry baskets Women are in each others faces Wow, she must have gotten up early The haunted dolls on eBay There is no doubt now that "My Size Barbies" are a pedophile treat Colorado City, AZ Gary and Judy on vacation He'd buy the haunted doll Sunday, sunrise to sunset, swapping wives, no judgement Go to work? Your job is to take care of me! Betsy is cold hearted for the boys who want toys
Croncast - 2006-03-08.mp3 Show: #201 Length: 20:16 Size: 13.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 157 Show Notes This is the quiet Croncast on Maggie's first birthday! Maggie's still sick Going to the doctor Upper level of the house Clean and warm is good Basement schwank Dirty filth in basement Ben is great Muffin you got it made here Formal furniture isn't comfortable when you are a bony dog The cat pee epidemic Two Bens thick Aren't they cute you can set them down next to you when you garden The awful laugh Kris therapy for his major disfunctions Speed dating would have killed Kris
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Croncast - 2006-03-06.mp3 Show: #200 Length: 11:37 Size: 7.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 156 Show Notes It's a Monday show but a short one, you'll hear why very quickly. Gie Gie has a fever Tossing Kris's watch Massive emergencies Betsy would take the kids out in a tornado Having kids Jumping off the Sears Tower on to a bed of nails Betsy gives a garage sale update
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Croncast - 2006-03-03.mp3 Show: #199 Length: 35:36 Size: 24.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 155 Show Notes It feels great to be back. Wait, did I hear Betsy say we are going back to 3 days a week? Listen to find out if it's true. We're a bit rusty The neighbors can hear that for God's sake Lost in the Gobi Electronic deposit still rolling in Stipend for not begging All the other daddy's get stuff $5 a week for Kris Don't come home for lunch Baja fresh What happened to medium? Playland torture It's another of his ideas Kris lays out the entire month of not podcasting ID3 Podcast Magazine In my spare time Podcasting production also The apology My t-shirt "I know, I know, I feel bad about it but I'm not going to stop." Stomach pain is from green vegetables Ultrasound for boy or girl in my gut Where to gall problems come from? Vegetarians don't have gall problems In search of a better him Doctor calls but Betsy doesn't pass on message If you've ever met this man you'd know that I run his life I hung up on the bitch The secretary is most powerful person in the company Flipping the wrong finger "Stupid jerk." Bust it out to get daddy in trouble Next time I will call them a stupid jerk Everyone has it out for Kris Betsy's life work is paying off at this point as a social worker Behavior problems with the man, seems his brain makes it hard to control The neurological damage has been done Betsy takes care of her mom She was walking hell, fire and fucking brimstone Screaming and crying and breakdowns I can't go home Man, were we close Buying drugs for mom Ben the fix it guy is low-key and awesome Betsy fights with old man at ACE I just want the toilet Ben was embarrassed for Betsy World's greatest countertops Madura Gold Ordering men around so they follow through and give them a check Thanks for the emails Let me tell you people, we got another show Monday! It's garage sale weekend Landing the plane, so to speak We're going back to Monday, Wednesday and Friday shows!!
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Croncast - 2006-02-23-best-of-year-one.mp3 Show: #198 Length: 1:19:48 Size: 54.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - We're Coming Over - Best of Year One Croncast diaspora it is time to come together again. To begin facilitation of our re-unification I will try to make my peace with you by offering up something that brought me to tears yesterday. Tears from laughter. Like many of you who listen to the show and send messages of how you were laughing and crying in your car, on a plane, commuting to work on a train or otherwise listening to the show and spitting your beverage on your computer; that was me yesterday in a Kinko's parking lot. I was sitting there because, like all of you, I neglected something that meant a great deal to a listener. You see, Melissa M. from Sacramento had purchased We're Coming Over as a birthday gift for her boyfriend and I hadn't shipped it. Neglected, she sent email and a voicemail to remind me to send it. There I was at Kinkos testing out the audio CD that has the best of year one on it and I was laughing so hard that the other people in the parking lot were staring. I might have even been clapping. It is a wonder to me that I ever go out in public with how many embarrassing stories Betsy has told about me. Anyway, I would like to send out today as a podcast, the best of year one to you. You deserve it. I have neglected nearly everything and everyone for the last month and want to apologize. All in my life deserve better of me. Yes, you are part of my life. Melissa, thank you for your patience, persistence and kind voice when I explained that your DVD was on it's way for today.
Croncast - 2006-01-21.mp3 Show: #197 Length: 36:55 Size: 25.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 154 Show Notes Show notes soon. In the meantime check out ID3 Podcast Magazine below.
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Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3 Show: #196 Length: 42:45 Size: 29.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153 Show Notes TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA It's really Kris No buying a a house with 13 in the number Irregardless the ladies went and bought one You're really only selling the house to the wife Women are like cats Everytime before the show Kris is sexually harrassed Betsy would settle for all of Kris' money Smacking my butt or any other bare flesh Low rise jean nightmare I don't know how to break this to you, your but goes half way up your back Betsy's hairy spots find their way into my dreams Missing hair when waxing Human hair in patches like Steve Carrel Fantastic 4 "family" version - seriously? Ending up in the principals office It's not about the man hair 5-6 inches of hair bordering on creepy Betsy as a swimsuit model Even when Kris dreams he can't confront Betsy Women can't ever wear the other shoe, they must harrass men Betsy smiles through the whole thing Women are sleazy perverts, soaps and Desperate Housewives Tivo the soaps Aimed at people with a third degree education Finally expelled at the 9 grade My people pick up on things like that Kris could have become a mechanic, so could Betsy by mail order The youthful internship Kris puts together a car from the parts (yes I did it once) Swearing and crying, next the man fit I'm not interested in doing that The contractors cometh and some are scary Validating my manhood to the contractors as soon as they enter the house When the lawn mowing kid from next door comes over I don't say I could do this myself but I'm not Letting them know that I don't do it well Fancy codes that won't burn down your house Experiences we haven't had before I told them about my man points of home repair Ungood with the laminate Starting where no one will go not the most traffic Hiring a contractor Choosing from the news paper No spelling errors in ad, franchisees, Rent-My-Hubby Third category - can't pay rent and decide to see how many elderly people will call The plan didn't work all that well Not title for business - No Job Too Small He really lived the river Sweet Emotion was playing when he rolled up and the neighbors huddled with their children and brought them inside Cars are made of plastic and this cats was rusting The guy you wake up at 3 a.m. and find in your kitchen Jail house tats on the knuckles Qualifying the hording of everthing Betsy has a problem Maggie will get bigger "Stocking up" - lies all lies Partial admission that she is hording Selling the train bed Making Kris proud with her saleswomenship All the American girl dolls for a 10 month old Too big to ship and don't fit in the Scion
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Croncast - 2006-01-01.mp3 Show: #195 Length: 39:46 Size: 27.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 152 Thank you, again, to everyone who sent a message for Maggie. Listen to the end of the show after the outro for a Maggers update. To see a pic of Maggie in day two of EEG view album art in iTunes and click one picture past the usual picture. Show Notes Show notes later today. I need to recover from my cake hangover and sparkling cranberry drink hangover. Actually, the man is sitting here with me and I can't find my headphones. We do talk about Goodwill, candy cigarettes, our holiday spirit, skinny friends buying fat people gifts, midnight callers, Scion xB hub caps, our television repair story, how Betsy confronts the elderly when she thinks they are taking food from her children's mouths and my favorite at 10 years of age in 1984 my mother sat my brother and down with this wholesome VHS rental:
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Croncast - 2005-12-24.mp3 Show: #194 Length: 39:31 Size: 27.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151
Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us. Show Notes My silent eyed partner It is Christmas Eve Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with Elliot Topsy turvey life Betsy's happy place Shaking just like Elliot did at same age We were preparing to visit doctor then she had more The baby doctor freaked on phone Emergency room Kris held it together Betsy growling Everything that Betsy and I hadn't dealt with when Elliot went through it Dinosaur milkshake machine Maggie barely knows English Thanks for the emails Her tests came back negative New test is a 48 hour EEG We didn't do this with Elliot The snapshot Can't see damage with EEG Keeping the 9 month old awake until midnight Then we put her up for the MRI Things are calming a little until holiday rush, yesterday The other sick kid Day care kids used for syrum production She's throwing up everywhere "Get the hell out with your sick ass kid" Kindercare should use it as a new business model The pug Dog sitting proves the husband correct Dog and cat hair cuts Something wrong with Americans "I need a puppy cut and a Brazilian for my Muffin" Rednecks with Wahl clippers unite This week at Goodwill How to make a successful western movie It is probably a more truthfull story It's not shocking Deal or No Deal It is gambling just like betting on what sqaure the cow will poop in at the county fair Pat Sajak lives in my chaps 15 copies of We're Coming Over left Get your's today!
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Croncast - 2005-12-16.mp3 Show: #193 Length: 8:12 Size: 5.66 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Elliot and his Daddy Ep. 1 Show Notes Elliot sings Kris speaks to the week that was Explaining why Betsy isn't on Maggie begins having seizures We are wiped out with doctor visits, tests and watching her I will put up a news post with more specifics If you have any words of encouragement please send them to Betsy at thesmithmall [at] hotmail.com
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Croncast - 2005-12-09.mp3 Show: #192 Length: 36:53 Size: 25.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 150 Show Notes I wanna do it again and again and again and it ain't sex This is so funny This will humiliate you (Kris) Save your picture The file it opens is the "Todo" file Is that the "ToDo Yourself later" file I dont' want to know that you love monkey porn Stumbling upon your husbands porn I know you were just in that window Store them in projects or trash Checking properties I did reverse DNS Betsy do you know where those people are Oh yeah Betsy is going to change our lives . . . she registered at Wheel of Fortune to be a contestant Matching his and her watch set All for sale on eBay eventually Betsy has always wanted to go on "the Wheel" Extension of her addictions Don't even try 1 million per year apply and only a few can be so proud If Kris were on the Chicago Bulls The NBA, WNBA, NASCAR, Country Music and Yahtzee Chain smoking anorexic chick who does the casting for Wheel of Fortune What went down Another woman preying on women party Discovery Toys Realtor Incentives The ladies invited a daddy and he didn't know the fix was in Oh no, you're not . . . we gotta wait for Andre 1977 Malibu with golf glove leather seats Running for Attorney General with flyers of yourself in bondage Betsy is the leak, the Karl Rove of our organization Curves should hire hot men Elliot dashing off into the snow in an attempt to run away Funeral protesting
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Croncast - 2005-12-04.mp3 Show: #191 Length: 43:51 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149 Show Notes Betsy all dressed up, well looking good Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game Elliot lost his head yesterday Staying childless . . . wishing The size of his head This week at Goodwill Size 8 suit for the man It was for an 8 petit Now he's got a size 12 suit What size is a first grader The holiday season picks up as donations increase Tax deduction time People want the DVD, you want the DVD Two good weeks of shipping left for Holiday season Kris with a "K' says perfect for Kwanza There will be no Kwanza deal Betsy will rock the open of Goodwill today Nagging wives say clean up Kris buys a PSP for his inner child Ages 6 and up I am in love with it, I have no games for it Instead I have Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge UMD Betsy still has tags from her inner child shopping spree Watching "What not to Wear" and you realize you are the person Zip up mommy fo-track suit Advice for the Fluffy crowd Waiting in line at the mall Letting handicap people go first Differently abled they are now 6'2 skinny women don't get the concept Ladies up to size 16 Women start at 16W W = WIDE The differences are amazing Sticking your finger down your throat if you're bigger than a size 10 Attack in the face with gold cleats Betsy's Acne prejudice It didn't dissolve into a crying session Coming home in tears? Nope Shopping for Carla What brand is it? You wouldn't sell a knock off purse Up in the air about it One size smaller Regular department The old lady bedalzed clouds section "Your Area" for "Your people" Blue hairs buying undies The Ruth Maclellan line What's wrong with blue hairs and apricots Not caring any more Stuff wasn't on sale at JC Penny The trendy under 30 fluffy mommies Betsy is fighting turning 30 next month Spending $300 on her clothes I buy her the clothes and Sean Paul buys my PSP Buying before you have Paul Wall bought me a new hard drive Da Backwudz bought something but I forgot it Sacramento, brown and cold looks just like here It was weird but with homeless people One homeless guy in Naperville Token crazy homeless guy hangs at Goodwill Trying on a town or city as a new place to live Counting pregnant 12 year olds 10 most creative cities in America according to Fast Company magazine Men watching Hallmark movies, wives don't tell people "My husband loves Lifetime." Crying together on the couch Read the Hallmark cards at the store Scrapbooking is the movement Scrapbooking is fo the 3 grader in you who likes the funny scissors Making websites is like scrapbooking Helping Betsy become a rich old woman Living in a gutter eating cabbage out of a dumpster I will make a mutt stole for you out of a German Shepherd The trophy row The Hippie Guy not Latino but Italian "You're the one who got away." Five minute dating Seven minutes in heaven is different than dating Pushing We're Coming Over again Reading the quotes from the back
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Croncast - 2005-11-25.mp3 Show: #190 Length: 28:13 Size: 19.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148 Show Notes Post Thanksgiving release Again with the Kris doesn't get it Having a vagina makes holidays completely different Hiding in the basement Kris is "delightful and charming", words from the lips of Betsy Playing board games at holidays Put some Play-Doh in the game Who are these people, strangers . . . relatives Kris is so much fun A support system for Betsy at the holidays We're going to see the Rockettes on tour Middle class education on party hosting Setting a table is not it Betsy's future Mother is stressing out It is time to learn Parental modeling crammed into one meal What side do the forks go on? When it is important to you it will matter Horrendous pain with no cartilage Dementia and labor pain Stop your baby from screaming No "black friday" shopping at this house Begging Betsy for money to buy her gifts On top of the kitchen sink The Oprah 200 calorie work out We can't even stick to that Tuning out or throwing up When Oprah says something it makes perfect sense to Betsy It is all estrogen related Why don't we eat out of tinfoil Not even the same category I could never be in Betsy's category Maggie dressing up Betsy . . . iron? Pretending not having to The weight of Betsy's domestic plate The DVD Von Maur again Rich people smell nice . . . like there house The blessings of American Girl dolls Betsy's good karma leads her to the sales Betsy tips her hand and can't ask for a discount Resale Punk rock daughter hooks Betsy up with a doll that has a soul Making dolls in your trailer and then a billionaire Before doll making Mommy says I spent $130 on that Elliot is daddy through and through More shameless promotion for "We're Coming Over."
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Croncast - 2005-11-18_2.mp3 Show: #189 Length: 38:05 Size: 26.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 147 Show Notes Shameless promotion for "We're Coming Over."
Kris is back from San Francisco Listen to the previous podcast to hear my morning in SF Diced ham and eggs It's 6 a.m. in the midwest 4 a.m. on the west coast 3 rings to answer, it takes a while to get two call girls into the bathroom Cubicle to cubicle Dinner at Aqua Looked like the Disaronno commercial Musical interlude for fixing Betsy's mic So what was aqua like? It was like Friday's? The fast food of the sit down world Itsy bitsy entrees Fluke might not be the tasting food I have ever had It was so good that I tucked my shirt It was a business trip No corporate heirarchy will take away Betsy's divaness It is hard to sleep when spouse leaves town Kris was at the Hilton and Betsy was at the cul de sac Elliot gets Goodwill The same fire burning inside that Betsy has The bi-polar asian dude What he wanted for Christmas Creatures from the stuffed animal bin That was your childhood, not his You gotta watch the guy You'd think he was Hertzakaveenan Never show your interest in any item if you want it Betsy's hesitation caused the loss Kris, it is your fault but I forgive you The receptionist thought I was hot My co-workers were giving me a hard time about it Yup, he thought I was hot The suit, I looked so good that I looked gay I was in San Francisco for 5 minutes and had a boyfriend My hetero posse picked up on it, I didn't Kris is completely socially retared We were both our happy places The once a week show deal has us all screwed up telling stories The suit story, I will spare the show notes on this Carson Pierre Scott - worst shopping Over $50 I will never shop in their store again So for $50 they will never get a penny of my business again How much do you think a regular customer spends over their life-time in their stores? "At Your Service" signage should be changed to "We Hate You. Give us your money!" He's gonna get thrown out by security So I bought my suit from Von Maur My suit is currently owned by Bank of America I should have it paid off in a year Kris sort of did It wasn't a threat, it was a promise Dreaming about the receptionist Like it is 1974 and I'm a swinger If a man named Paolo calls give him my cell So Betsy is going back to Carson's, where's the love Wholesale $.99 retail $299.99 Wal-Mart looks suspiciously like Goodwill except with multiples 6 pounds of Charmon and 25 push-ups Rumor starts here: To aleviate avian flu, cure it childrens Moltrin in high doses taken rectally. Marshmallows are not the perfect food We're Coming Over. - Get your's you selfish beast. Give us a review at Yahoo!
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Croncast - 2005-11-18_1.mp3 Show: #188 Length: 18:46 Size: 12.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Kris and the City of SF, CA Show Notes Kris's breakfast and morning in San Francisco. Show with Betsy this evening.
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Croncast - 2005-11-11.mp3 Show: #187 Length: 42:12 Size: 29.0 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 146
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Croncast - 2005-11-09.mp3 Show: #186 Length: 44.11 Size: 30.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 145
Show Notes The one year anniversary intro Betsy and I never remember any big event I get it with podcasting not with real life Kris bets you will be disappointed This is not a best of No jerking it with laptop included "We're Coming Over" - DVD + CD + goodies - MORE FRIDAY Things fell apart this weekend and this week Men get breast cancer This was recorded over the weekend Regular stuff and Kris' health issues I'll be getting an ultrasound Giving birth to twins Cranking up the ultrasound Urgent they said, I need fixed The one year archive "We're Coming Over" - More Friday The DVD will include Maggie's snot Let the show begin Set-up clip from the first Croncast with explaination Who would spend one day a week with Kris for nothing? Betsy likes the old Kris voice, not podcast Kris voice Musical interlude while Boy Scouts interupt us Perpetuating the Pinewood Derby Six shooters on the tin can Liberals just give in, we are so weak It's against God Real Pistolas The voice through sweat sock It doesn't come through the ugly mics What is different with the set up Clip from the second Croncast with Betsy What if they like me better than you and you get fired by administration My negative attitude is gone, nope 8 year gestation making cash on the Discovery Channel People do like Betsy more than Kris Pitching podcasting to Betsy My entire life became the show Lost gourd over podcasting Kris' obsessive patient love It is baby sitting when daddy does it Betsy does it for one year and now she wants something Betsy lays down the pregnancy gauntlet Right afterwards there is a dillusional state Being the tree, the wrinkly parts Georgia O'keefe wrinkly trees Clip - hiring the handyman 9 am and it is too dark to change light switch Swearing so much on the show Mother-in-law will always point out Working parents have no social life Cleaning routines and cubicle life The difference in convict speech patterns Getting more Betsy The redneck and the dipthong DJ Kris playing Jolie Holland and Broken Vegas "You know what?" Getting booted to the basement Spending most of my time in the basement (like now) A sliver of the pie chart "upstairs" I need a chair rail to pee in the cat litter The M-W-F switch was a big deal for us Betsy wanted to quit at that time No more nerdery My mother has told me Taking part in what is damaging your marriage He has a little problem there Betsy does the shout outs We wrap it up DVD + CD set is not limited edition
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Croncast - 2005-11-04.mp3 Show: #185 Length: 34:33 Size: 23.7 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 144 Show Notes You wanted it . . . Kris with hair
And Betsy with Maggers
Intro by Regis from The Unemployment Line - Thanks Regis! Betsy goes crazy with the camera Kris holds baby at the beginning of the show Racking up the daddy points Bush 1 or 2 Not voted back in Thinking with the baby in your lap One year of our lives recorded Now Betsy can't run for office Sciontology (hehehe) Video netcasting by NBC5 Kris's balding dome, not so bald these days A dance named after Kris I'll do anything for you Podcast Expo 12 years, two kids, Kris is responsible for it Funding more #2 meals Giving the baby a piece of paper Beef jerky haning from your chest Primary food sources Worst places vaginas have been Somehow to Betsy feet are worse Officials have access to the goods, Magic Johnson and Eddie Murphy
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Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3 Show: #184 Length: 37:48 Size: 25.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143 Show Notes
Betsy's eBay listings link TheSmithMall
Show intro Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins) I am Betsy's bitch I make her air pop popcorn Betsy has scaley feet Betsy wants a pedicure Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money Kris is still eating the same value meal Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback" Not wearing makeup Princess Betsy with lipstick Bird with plumage Sexy male birds Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay Penn and Teller Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name The girls went to get waxes Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday." What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher? PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash Euphemisms for bodily functions Kris grew up next to the Montezumas Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket Wallet, money, change in the right pocket What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later Kris won't call for pizza I do it for organization Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again Having an attack Don't rock my pocket world Divorce of the pockets Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy Cleaning a house with two screaming kids Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday Croncast has the best listeners Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore Female donations
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Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3 Show: #183 Length: 30:28 Size: 20.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142 Show Notes Special Note: If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you're in business. If you didn't I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice. Happy Halloween! Watch this Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO Edit points for resale to TBS 20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill She lives on Michael Jackson's street Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble The Cub Scout tribe sale The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash Parents couldn't do the math Taking advantage of the den parents Betsy filled the mini van Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you. They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods It was like a half price sale at a garage sale Buy it and sell it right away Kris will be sent to FedEx Standing with jockey man Let's talk about that The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade Betsy's boxing skills Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment Selling off Elliot's stuff Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention The drum of Legos Surrounded by bright color plastic Kris needs to learn to ask questions Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk She is my own personal doctor Phil Elliot get's a psychic reading Put grandma's Toshiba down The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm Every question you can think of is a leading question Todd's Halloween party was cool We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question I'm in the wrong line of work Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business "I knew he was here" The pledge drive continues We understand people being upset 3 ten minute shows a week
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Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3 Show: #182 Length: 39:56 Size: 27.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141 Show Notes The mime Calling each other 47 times a day Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races The Geriatric games More chest hair than head hair The digital camera fiasco Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do We're not buying today Prints only from the camera store He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx Kris' rats nest hair Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair My hair looks like a pelt I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore Detriment in Chicago during winter Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch There is a podcast voice Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line Well, okay der bear It is pledge and donation time again Cyclical with NPR Server money is needed Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better The kids aren't yours The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14 Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job" New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill Someone took her on, she was the home team First born kids are sibling slappers Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill Time to scurry away with the baby Dart them and take their stuff? Betsy decides to stalk the family Applies social work principles to get what she wants Situation assessment for procurement Lowlights of the old days Why people don't want to remember the worst times People work through it and move on and react out of fear If you look behind you feel like it can happen again A lack of empathy Falling back on family if it is an option Social service programs How did Betsy make this political A bit too harsh
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Croncast - 2005-10-26.mp3 Show: #181 Length: 23:34 Size: 16.2 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 140 Show Notes Reading this book right here The poverty symposium She know poor people With the middle name of Wayne I am screwed Kris Bob instead Jorge Joe instead Cat vs. neighbors round 3 - not our cat I forgot her name Making the routine Of course I was upset I was making love to my microphones Forgetting names in a time of need She was listening Jorge to the rescue to save his own hide But she still keeps going after being proven wrong She got nothing, walk away You don't eat in your yard, you don't sleep in your yard animals poop in it Aggressive to mush but mumbling It's not my fucking cat Such a player he needs a body double He can be called with the sound of a can opener The poverty book We learn that we can survive in poverty with no problem Living the plush lifestyle The book was supposed to be all about me then . . . "I know where all the best rummage sales and church sales are in town." Old Navy cardboard day, if we need we can eat it, high in fiber and low in fat Grandma in jail when Elliot was born Kris keeps checking off the items on the list What would it be like to be Paris Hilton? Oh I am hungry. The kind of car that we would be Betsy calls it vacation for a day Kris is going to San Francisco for the the day Betsy doesn't get the reimbursement process - poverty Piecing together a meal with McDonalds Monopoly game pieces Meeting new people My afraidness (yes I know not a real word) of the aeroplane Parking old planes in pending natural disaster areas for insurance money The Yucatan
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Croncast - 2005-10-24.mp3 Show: #180 Length: 26:54 Size: 18.5 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 139 Give us a review at Yahoo!
Show Notes Betsy's got wandering eyes Bar hopping with baby Maggie Betsy wants to go out because Kris added a fun item to life Kris is not a social superstar University of Chicago CS Master's program Dinner for Kris with Tony Kahn, producer of Morning Stories Will Kris swing that way Madonna is Kabalish Tony's just a podcaster to me He said lots of nice stuff about us over the past year The fuel to keep Kris going in podcasting The Third Coast Audio Festival was going on Kris gets picked up by a stranger, Elinoar She invites Kris to a party at Chicago Public Radio and he says, "Yes" The Beck remix CD party with baby seats? Kris did inform her that he is socially inept and she's cool with it The way in is to stand on the street and wait for strangers to invite you to public radio stations Baby Maggie is tired of the carnage For Kris one thing is just one thing Hanging in WBEZ's editing room Look at this hapless schmuck "I'm married" - Kris' quote without Betsy as social lubricant The neighborhood chili cook-off nothing like you would expect Do what the IRS says, "Don't leave the country." Big shout out to Steve Ladd starter of the great Croncast barbecue It's like finding out your parents have sex
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Croncast - 2005-10-21.mp3 Show: #179 Length: 20:31 Size: 14.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 138 Give us a review at Yahoo!
Show Notes Betsy is packing the pork in too (the bacon, some slices) Kris it still sick, just a little Paying homage to Betsy and her stair cleaning ability Yeah I never got it "Cursed with a vagina" She's got big lady junk Men walking with exaggerated packages after the age of 13 Unless you like big packages Kris' upcoming birthday Elliot tells me what I'm getting, bunny sweater The great sub-division chili cook off of 2005 in our garage 72 people and Kris wants to cry Betsy volunteers for the cook off Fall out - repairing the house The cycle Filthy cubes Watching baby Maggie while Betsy paints Don't paint over wallpaper border Dime size pieces The Overstock.com spokesperson lady - whore Betsy gives secret of value shopping Off to a meeting about master degree program Control freak Betsy is going to have me put my talking points on my hand Getting to finally meet Tony Kahn today Two for one BuffaloWings Criminal endangerment Stomach flu or food poisoning has been great for Kris' figure Body wrap to loose water wait fast They could help my non-alcoholic beer beer gut Captain Pizza - my job 5 years ago making pizzas in a gas station Walking to the job Have a good weekend!
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Croncast - 2005-10-19.mp3 Show: #178 Length: 22:24 Size: 15.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 137 Show Notes Even shorter show notes. Show goes like this . . . Kris is sick.
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Croncast - 2005-10-17.mp3 Show: #177 Length: 35:36 Size: 24.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 136
Jeanie and Betsy Show Notes Short show notes this morning . . . Welcome to Croncast, Jeanie, the first female truck driver to ever be on the show Everything you ever wanted to know about trucking Getting "commercial", many trucking euphemisms Jeanie's super CB handle, "small fry" Jeanie's most embarrasing moment ever involes kitty litter and a hot guy
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Croncast - 2005-10-14.mp3 Show: #176 Length: 32:29 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135 Give us a review at Yahoo!
Show Notes Betsy wants to garage sale all night long Bad garage sale karma Documentary of Betsy's addiction More than $6 for apparel? Not this house Don't ask don't tell garage sale policy - smoking Toddler treadmills Cartoons for reward Tiny folks FedEx Kinkos vs. Pizza Hut Garage saling cut short Tenements of the highly mobile $600,000 middle management homes Raining toilet water on our stuff Curbside wardrobe boxes Screaming baby and garbage picking makes Betsy uncomfortable Give her some of our table scraps Kris will go back to Kinkos Now Betsy's wrist is acting up, all the cul de sacs Lloyd's of London for Betsy's eBay wrist Maggie face-butts the cushioned chair and lives, laughs and says mama Candle party vs. sex party Should be subsidized by school district Telling way too much about your lives . . . hmmmmm Lengua for Betsy is too gross for Kris Chef Betsy iPod video will reign for porn and 14 year old boys Kris's Marlboro iPod The last name thing, for women as property? Kris at femanine alliance to watch chicks make out Habitat for Humanity for Betsy Nick (hosty of SledHead Radio) house burned down "Kris, I burned down the house. Apologize to me", Betsy Kris would would take the computer first Susan this inappropriate story is for you Maternity belts for men
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Croncast - 2005-10-12.mp3 Show: #175 Length: 32:15 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 134 Show Notes Give us a review at Yahoo!
These are pseudo show notes due the fact that I am typing this as the show uploads because I said I would have it up at 7 CST . . . sweet. This is your Thursday morning quickie The show is late Do married people even remember a quickie Add kids and that is answer Ignore the man ans he runs away There's a party for you at the front of the store He programs your car and that one is an attorney Early morning garage picking by Betsy Garage sale gloves and special pens Muffin's crazy polar fleece Kris looking at graduate school No chip about it anymore Life stories I married the wrong one One year of podcasting in a month
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Croncast - 2005-10-10.mp3 Show: #174 Length: 23:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 133 CONTEST WINNER IS: Jim Flanagan with "Blind Date".
Sorry to make everyone wait for the show today. You see it is Christopher Columbus day and we are strict observers of this national holiday. Show Notes Betsy is being disemboweled from the inside out by a virus The evil Applebees carside to go not curbside Drawing for the winner with lame sound effects Jim with the "Blind Date" story Kitty beds for the inner bestailist at valentines No he is not a babillionaire Cheap coffee comes from New Orleans I profess the boom of Starbucks Elliot says "I going to eat . . . " "Mama don't put me in the trunk again" They say the worst thing at the worst time Filthy Rich Cattle drive
Yahoo gets on board with podcasting Our spot at Yahoo leave some reviews! The playing field begins to level again - thanks Yahoo (still not perfect though) Betsy whines over intestinal pain Betsy the Us Weekly junkie She says we are just like Nick and Jessica, holding it together for the show Weight Watcher is a Midwest deal Maggie says her first word last week "Mama" Betsy thinks Kris turning 31 in a month is funny She will turn 17 according to her Mexican birth certificate The stretch marks and her salty sailor hands will giver her away Collagen and Botox for my hands Kris's sharp shins and beautiful feet Singles can figure out how to fix themselves by getting married
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Croncast - 2005-10-07.mp3 Show: #173 Length: 1:15:54 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 34.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 132 This is an extra long show because Betsy and I read the stories that have been submitted so far for the contest to win the Pac Man glasses.
Show Notes Betsy gives some garage sale tips Someone from Kris's work listened to the show and now won't talk to him Then we read stories, with commentary Betsy and I speak to one of Betsy's most embarrassing moments . . . from the past month
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Croncast - 2005-10-05.mp3 Show: #172 Length: 26:27 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131 Show Notes No funny quip for Betsy Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper" Not devastating news Kris thinks Karma is out to get him That is the way that it works Strawberry poptarts in the blueberry box Betsy is a registered vendor at a school sale Ebay = Febay and pushes Besty out into real world Bobby pins for mullets The Oughts, no good for Kris's hair Betsy needs to be separated from her money I didn't do it. It's Karma this time. I'd do the three the years Buying a meat tray Traffic school is in Kris's future Medical excuse for nursing baby Goodwill Betsy strikes again Leave your baby with strangers when given a $10/week choice? The Ty beanie baby low down - junk bonds Continued stuffed animal investments Nationwide wi-fi Kris gets car sick by reading in car The boy with a hot bowl in his pants The "What's up?" head shake The contest for the PacMan glasses ends Friday. Your Muffin, she throw up on the rug Shows over, fly lands on Betsy
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Croncast - 2005-10-03.mp3 Show: #171 Length: 26:42 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 130
Show Notes Betsy wonders what bug to eat first The crazy dime sized flies that in our basement Big flies mean big maggots Dryer exhaust vented into garage a carbon monxide sauna Happy about airconditioning Betsy is tracking them as the flies go by It only takes one draft horse to tear down your house Maybe we need to build like the Romans did "They had scissors", thanks anthropologists and art history majors The private dressed as a ferret Betsy takes friend to Land of Nod sale Then Betsy realizes she has mad sale skills More fly tracking Even the dead mice have been removed Flyer says new items, returned and damaged Betsy schools us in sale strategy Byron nails it on the head with the politics thing and Croncast More sale schoolage, is Betsy really evil? Wemberly Worried is going to far Kids with ADHD need their hero too Next time I have a panic attack I am going to write a kids story Reading makes Kris a huge narcissist Growing up to become same sex partners
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Croncast - 2005-09-30.mp3 Show: #170 Length: 28:01 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129
Show Notes The contest ends on October 7th Winner chosen Monday the 10th after the first apprentice gets booted Betsy's new reality show Mac truck vs. VW Beatle Human perspective, moose size of shetland pony with antlers Additional Alaskan goodness Breaking Bonaduce, dude is a mess Whitney has something on this cat 50 year old homeless men The ghosts of the 80's with Members Only jackets with Larry Hagman Dallas style briefcases Door to door knife salesmen Rich dad poor dad bullshit makes me laugh Betsy brings out the Land of Nod An investment The verb shabbed Leaving rice in Kris's goatee Booger out of Betsy's nose Send in your story to Betsy
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Croncast - 2005-09-28.mp3 Show: #169 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 128
Show Notes Tom Davies' entry is going to be tough to beat Sign of Aging when you use "Guess what I read in Readers Digest today" As a conversation starter What kind of job Betsy could get if she started today? Kris thinks I would be pulling animals off tin roofs in Lousiana The secret lives of men Kris believes he is completely controlled by women Kris thinks I should start a shopping blog Von Maur rocks Rude people call at dinner Though Kris won't just hang up Further proof that he is controlled by women Ashton Moore More voting? Really more voting? No way. How can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast? Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes! How? Click the green button at the bottom of this page. New Contest!! Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality!
The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner.
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Croncast - 2005-09-26.mp3 Show: #168 Length: 31:02 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127
More voting? Really more voting? No way how can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast? Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes! How? Click the green button at the bottom of this page. New Contest!! Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality!
The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner. Show Notes Baby Maggie has it out for me They say it is religion and politics? No. Politics and Municipal Ordinances Everybody has a cat story Thansk to everyone who posted a review over at Podfeed.net Kris is on dead mouse patrol Our interview with Tony Kahn, first time for Betsy Host the Emmy's for a day? Mary Kate you eating? I brought you a power shake. The Contest - Send in your funniest story to betsy [at] croncast dot com Truth in advertising Why the laptop and wi-fi were invented (amazingly embarrassing and at the same time extremely funny) No one needs to know this I never should have put this show up (not a show note) First birthday party nonsense Smash cake Instead of blowing them out we should teach Maggie to eat fire for her first birthday party "F" is for . . . Daddy uses it all the time Betsy super axe grinding The daddy rock star welcome Check out OneMan's post from September 20th Thanks to OneMan Vote at podcast-topsites New Croncast logo
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Croncast - 2005-09-23.mp3 Show: #167 Length: 37:49 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 126
Old time radio for hurricane watch 2005 My mother bears down on Texas Hurricane Betsy drink at Red Lobster Redemption for Bush administration Supporting voters after the storm NPR has slipped and become simply depressing as they have begun to tell personal stories non-stop It all started with Air America We don't have supreme court More of Betsy's us vs. you Betsy is smarter than Fox News One lesbian with a two string guitar Jesus theater Don't say FEMA uses your technology Kate Moss posters on eBay The explanation for our living situation Podfeed.net listener comment - Ouch! Sup with glib, though, you wanna go?! Leave your feedback for us at Podfeed.net
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Croncast - 2005-09-21.mp3 Show: #166 Length: 48:12 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125
Thanks to everyone who has voted at Podcast Alley (when you can get through). Keep'em coming! Shake it like Shakira Betsy likes to see Kris squirm The danger of being a forest preserve officer The cat ban, put it on a leash Adult suburbanites shooting at our cat (what they thought was our cat) with a bb gun Trying to fit in has been a lost cause You only really need two friends Kris finally listens to Howard Stern and likes it Rockstar INXS J.D. vs Marty and the effeminate Mig I will never live down taking podcasting so serious during Betsy's pregnancy Selling driver's licenses to 14 year olds to make cash Giving direction on the show Second child needs to clap for themselves even at 6 months Radiated Ball jars of mysterious things from Bobaks Pickled asparagus vs. pickled squash My Name is Earl - is really funny
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Croncast - 2005-09-19.mp3 Show: #165 Length: 49:50 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 124
Welcome to the playroom The wet bar basement fad Amazon Rainforest shower head fad of today Kris' body slaves are unsexy eunuchs Betsy sets Kris straight on SCWF meaning I am trying to make it Share Croncast With a Friend Nerds with personal digital devices Baptists on the front lawn Betsy can't get anything straight when she tells me for the first time No beliefs from youth Kris thinks he is #1 Daddy I've seen some pretty horrible things this week Then Betsy reminds me of one of the worst things I've seen first hand Fourth and Towne for the "muffin toppers", Betsy is on to something Kris tries to start something with Betsy and she nullifies it Shoe knowledge will never leave you if you have sold shoes Handicat is a cat for single men Vote for us at Podcast Alley
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Croncast - 2005-09-16.mp3 Show: #164 Length: 30:25 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 123 Betsy is tumor free!!! I can't tell you how happy I was this morning after we left Betsy's test and the damage in her ear is not a tumor. No takers on Handicat- Come on People Ear Update ABR experience I do not have ear cancer Tonight my life as a Bunco high roller begins As long as I pumped enough bottles Dave Miller shout out from the wild west days of podcasting Kris is investigating masters programs He needs a masters from a brick and mortar joint See son thats where daddy went to school George W pic from British news- Bush is a natural disaster thanks to Alan Scullion Carnivale is really cancelled unfortunately 1024 dog home alone to fend for self news at 11 predatory solicitation from the eastern block Hope everyone is doing well- Want a shout out- email me at we will add it to the show and show notes Dont forget to out my ebay crap on thesmithmall Who can't use more crap?
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Croncast - 2005-09-14.mp3 Show: #163 Length: 40:37 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 18.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 122 Kris loves George W Just kidding Update on Ebay customer from hell Pubis Jumpitis Betsy was right- there are no polygamists in Utah Mormons are not polygamists Closet Binge Rockstar INXS please Marty do not win The most annoying song on earth the tree song ugh Kris' birthday is coming up and he as well as all my friends this year are getting AARP cards the saddest search we have ever had DR PHIL comes to the mall with 1000 anorexics
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Croncast - 2005-09-12.mp3 Show: #162 Length: 35:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 121 Kris starts cleaning up Betsy's eBay mess Betsy DIY doggy hair cut - she is horrible dog groomer
Muffin's crazy horse look Cat liposuction Kris fixes some plumbing in the house but Betsy already knew it was broken and didn't ask me to fix it Rome on HBO isn't all that great, lots of nudity though What about a Croncast dinner at Goodwill? Betsy's eBay blues continue with customer from hell Booba says american dream is a farce Donation from the Anonymous Foundation I'm going to get my doctorate from a Honduran medical school Bety's dad going to Costa Rica (hey paul!) and polygamy town AZ
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Croncast - 2005-09-09.mp3 Show: #161 Length: 32:51 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 120
Send Betsy's email to thesmithmall[at]hotmail.com Handi-Cat The shitzu dog malfunctions - drainage Kris wears his socks for 3 days and they smell? Betsy tells the man she is in charge Kris needs a posse of five year olds to tell him he's fly We're getting divorced when we retire and Betsy is getting thin and dating, I will be making love with some computer device in 2030 Stay Puff chubby people Elliot's school kindergarten parental hangout Betsy is down on the man Why credit doesnt' work for us "Is it just me?" Nope.
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Croncast - 2005-09-07.mp3 Show: #160 Length: 35:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 119 We are all set to do more shows!! Equipment issue fixed. Betsy can't figure out how to vote at Rockstar INXS site Thanks to Byron from the DNC ;-) for the $$ Can't tell some of Betsy's stories The tear off for the abused man Kids and pets are nearly the same Evacuees will coming to a suburb near us, time to volunteer Never use a black light on a teenage boys' room especially after they have moved out of your house Betsy's mom's daily reminder that we smell Drinking champagne from the toes Kidapalooza makes sure you are old The Betsy ear round-up: Kris got it wrong all week because he doesn't listen Doggie door today? Pump and dump the dye isn't going to cut it
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Croncast - 2005-09-05.mp3 Show: #159 Length: 26:19 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 118 Betsy is in a sour mood Here comes the story of her desire to drive to off an Uplander On goes the story of eBay betrayal I tell Betsy not to make it personal Betsy will file police report if she can eBay feedback communal division Who's always going to be older Kris will always experience it first Flood watch after Katrina We could have taken our house to recycle, cash it in and donate money to 9/11 fund Betsy wants wants to process a possible New Orleans trip by Kris (very, very small chance) Making a disaster plan for yourself - we have no clue but are putting one together We tend not to think about the worst Back to Betsy's eBay guilt Kris drinks Gatorade by barrel when he is sick Outro by the man
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Croncast - 2005-09-02.mp3 Show: #158 Length: 42:55 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 19.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 117 Show notes soon! My last day at the conference and from here on out it is smooth sailing. Thanks to the Dr. Susan K. Manning Endowment for Equine Therapy and Heather Krueger Anti Element Living Trust.
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Croncast - 2005-08-31.mp3 Show: #157 Length: 22:03 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 116 So I have this weird pain in my ear the ear nose and throat guy sticks a yugo antennae in my ear and pulls out a hamster have to have an MRI to be sure there are no rodent colonies Massive shout out to our supporters Got to hussle Rock Star is on Big shout out to Shawn Milo from the Milocast - Happy Birthday Holmes!!! And thanks Angel and Tom for linking over to us and being long time listeners, www.livingpoor.com.
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Croncast - 2005-08-29.mp3 Show: #156 Length: 31:50 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 115 Show notes will be up in a while. I have already been at work for two hours and have a short break on the hotel wi-fi to put the show up. As soon as I talk with Betsy I'll have her add the show notes. This week is going to be pretty crazy for us so if the show notes don't make it up in time when the show is posted, don't worry they'll go up. Thanks to everyone who has made a contribution!
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Croncast - 2005-08-26.mp3 Show: #155 Length: 29:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 114 Geoffrey sends a special message with his support donation, "More sex, less dead dogs pls." I'm with you Geoffrey, next time Betsy wants a story that I am reluctant to tell, I will switch it up with something slightly less horrifying like sex and us. Show notes: Betsy is showing up early to pick up man Extension of credit for cosmetic surgury Receptionist as example Betsy rationalizes that she is taking care of Muffin Geoffrey Zehler Foundation Mike Nelson and James Miller foundation of red states Al Franken does it up for the reds Walking penetration I now know what another man's belly feels like on my belly The "we're bringing someone in to dance with us" For every dollar I make Betsy spends three Her eBay stash No gas money, here's a hose Kris go get some at midnight from the neighbor Actual conversation in the house due lack of reality TV Restless Leg Syndrome - hello? Are these people serious? Antsus In Your Pantsus Syndrome Tommy Lee show Three's Company has set Betsy up for a lifetime of bad television lust Girl's next door Being Bobby Brown - the real reality show should be the experience of the guys running the cameras and the producers Bobby Brown is the example for not wanting to succeed Dipthong lessons I love outro Pledge drive, support the show. Thanks to everyone who has already donated! Betsy is not getting her paws on this money.
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Croncast - 2005-08-24.mp3 Show: #154 Length: 36:43 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 113 Geoffrey sends a special message with his support donation, "More sex, less dead dogs pls." I'm with you Geoffrey, next time Betsy wants a story that I am reluctant to tell, I will switch it up with something slightly less horrifying like sex and us. Show notes: Betsy cuts into intro right from start asking if I need a man doll from the quarter bin at Goodwill Kris's T-shirt extravaganza "I was listening to NPR on my way to work . . . " Betsy cuts me off as I mock the pledge drive commercial Elliot feels bad for George Bush The man won't be an Alex P. Keaton Born with it Happy childhood moments White trash and macaroni, Betsy's genes kick in (We recorded late last night and we start to slow) Betys is officially the secretary of the home owner's association and now she volunteered me to build a website My finger is still numb Battle of the Network Reality Stars What happened to VH1? Kris buys Betsy for 1 year of podcasting with vasectomy offering Betsy wants to podcast it Pledge drive, support the show Thanks to everyone who has already donated!
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Croncast - 2005-08-22.mp3 Show: #153 Length: 37:38 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 112 Pledge drive continues! Thank you to those who have donated! It is very much appreciated. Today's show was an early morning show and you will be able to tell from the voices. If Betsy said I sound like Eyore (sp) then it is definitely this morning at the start of the show. I also graduated, well I finished and the grad date is sometime in September, but my school considers the end of the last session graduation. Woo hoo! Short show notes: My finger is numb after working for Betsy Kris talks about his attempted Elliot discipline backfire and guilt Betsy gives more great information about garage saleing based on her weekend experience that the mother of all garage sales Naperville's "Great American Garage Sale" which is held on a vacant lot.
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Croncast - 2005-08-19.mp3 Show: #152 Length: 49:06 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 111 Pledge drive starts today! For the next week we beg for dollars like my cousins who say they are dancers. When we all really know they are just making enough money to get through cosmotology school. I'll get to show notes (short show notes) in a second. Man this is a long show today, everything started out great and then someplace in the middle Betsy asked me to tell a story of one of the most horrific memories of my childhood. So the show is really low for a while then picks back up again. We decided not to edit the story out or any of the ensuing conversation because Betsy says it gave her more understanding of my attitudes, personality and perceptions when it comes to everyday life. Show notes like this: Kris is graduating from with a BA this Saturday after 12 years Wife's putting husbands through medical school . . . hmmmm. Betsy's family rip and how she misses my mom People you respect you think are taller than they really are Changing the kids' last name to famous names from Smith Elliot ends up in wrong class and Betsy flips How to deal with being picked on as a kid, Kris' idea is way off from Betsy's, Kris says he needs roids at an early age. Green river sodas The dog story and other small town talk If you're 40 and not crazy looking for a lady Betsy has one for you Betsy's continued inability to hook up her friend Choking on your first date (Billy Blazes wouldn't have choked) More Rock Star INXS profiles Betsy tries to tell story she told on Monday Pledge drive starts today
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Croncast - 2005-08-17.mp3 Show: #151 Length: 33:57 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 110 People say I swear too much but this is my break from role modeling appropriate behavior all day cracker carpet kris is my ebay assistant people used to look at ebay pickups as vacations to the country super walmart vacation our dirt cheap first house but as we all know kris cant fix anything the sucking vortex of home improvement windows cost too much kris coke withdrawal diarama kris is an expert on coke bloody noses not personally but thats what you get from rural living to do: mole mapping mall kiosk mole maps of the stars IT geeks need a dating service this weekend GREAT AMERICAN GARAGE SALE this weekend i mingle with my people church sale layouts kris thinks i need to do gsale reconn
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Croncast - 2005-08-15.mp3 Show: #150 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 109 It's not cool to go garage saleing in a Scion XB I'd rather be a Barista It's not really retail Barista > shoe salesman You can be too early to a garage sale The baby is not winning me early entry My deal of the week Satellite imagery killer app: garage sale A peek into the future Betsy using SSI to buy Ebay crap Kris was really mean When is it time to walk away from the slot machine? What to hit first at a garage sale Kris gets searched for Man Spankies Brighton Briefcase...$10 The Great American Garage Sale My New Addiction European Baby Clothes
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Croncast - 2005-08-12.mp3 Show: #149 Length: 32:01 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 108 Check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist. Kris should be entered in man vs animal prize fight Kris wants to get nerdy but has finally realized Noone wants to hear about that No the dog didnt poop Its just a burr but what is this a Golden Seal explosion on my mothers prize rug Mom says the dog must be iced Or medicated But probably Iced I am looking forward to a garage sale at Tara I think Kris needs to play golf or at least fake that he is interested otherwise goodbye 4 hour lunch Kris is Joe Corporate I am his corporate career manager Kris has a dumb idea he wants to recap our life together Shake and Bake fire Kris the outlaw Running from the po po Kris's advice on getting love from your wife outrun the police
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Croncast - 2005-08-10.mp3 Show: #148 Length: 32:52 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 107 Check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist. Happy Anniversary Mr B (Awww . . . baby I love you too!) Kris admits his crush for Benson Dubois Kris's favorite movie as a youngster was The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas The guilty pleasure of Rock Star INXS Jessica sucks Kris has never called a 900 number- isnt that weird Local boy drowns in liquor store Kris can only shop at Walgreens a Weight Watchers recipe Kris has Waldorf salad flashbacks Being raised on Miracle Whip Adds to the sickly Smith palor Faces of Death- something to watch on Daddy's weekend but the worst is the Faces of Death puppy edition Where is the monkey in the table restaraunt It could be worse you could live here My plans for when the real estate bubble bursts Kris still wants to work at NPR I dont want to eat Ramen the rest of my life Why do men pee in the shower Magic elves that keep Kris's environment clean Men really are unable to process women's voices Its true- I saw it on the news Elliot wants to be an actor or a magician I want him to have his own cubicle Kris feels I have swathed him in bubble wrap Kris likes bad girls
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Croncast - 2005-08-08.mp3 Show: #147 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 106 Project Day Why next time I am going to look for a husband in the yellow pages under "Handyman" Just kidding Kris Toilet Installation 101 Chance of house fire 30% Why you shouldnt do anything yourself Why cant we figure that out Uh Oh its our anniversary and we forgot at least I did again... While we wait you can check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist.
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Croncast - 2005-08-05.mp3 Show: #146 Length: 30:45 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 105 This is a text shout out to Travis Neal, HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from us and Jennifer hall!! We would have given Travis a shout out in the show but we recorded the show before we got the email and Betsy will be asleep before I leave for work, so look for the belated birthday love from Croncast on Monday. Kris looks forward to project day A day when he will display his mad handyman skills A day he is dreading Kris goes off about Republicans again Lack of empathy in politics
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Croncast - 2005-08-03.mp3 Show: #145 Length: 33:54 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.6mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 104 Don't forget them votes! We finished last month ranked 62 at Podcast Alley. Sure we weren't around for half of the month but you can helps us out this month with a vote at Podcast Alley to to turn that 62 into a 2, a 6 or even a 26.
Kris deserves a scratch and sniff sticker book Real men change their own oil Another Expo closeout adventure Sweet Goodwill American Girl find Life is sweet when your broke at least theres no nanny to sleep with Maggie learns to Kris Kris begs for cash Speculation on theHooters operations manual Hooters Recruiter Kris wants Obama to be president Kris rattles on about Bush Halloween costume interventions
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Croncast - 2005-08-01.mp3 Show: #144 Length: 39:58 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 18.4mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 103 It feels great to be back! The past two weeks have been good us, the break, the NY Times mention, the Morning Stories mention (thanks Tony and Gary) and all of the emails and comments from listeners. We finished last month ranked 62 at Podcast Alley. Sure we weren't around for half of the month but you can helps us out this month with a vote at Podcast Alley to to turn that 62 into a 2, a 6 or even a 26.
Our tour of Europe over, Kris and Betsy return rejuvenated- well not quite though I did take Kris on the Olive Garden Tour of Italy... Actually we spent our time off battling waves of sewage you know you are an adult when you are really interested in articles titled "What you need to know when buying a toilet" I now have a dream toilet but shouldnt everyone Conclusion of the firefighting drama Its great to be back thanks for coming back Also, I have been notified that one of our most loyal listeners Ms. Fiona had a loved one pass away and noone was there for her more than Ms. Natalie, who Fiona would like immortalized as THE GREATEST FRIEND THERE EVER WAS wow fiona you are such a great friend no i mean really a great friend. If you have a shout out you would like in the show notes email me and I will add it On an upcoming episode Kris and Betsy weekend plumbing warriors
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Croncast - 2005-07-15.mp3 Show: #143 Length: 29:45 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 102 You heard it in the the last two shows and it is in this one . . . we are taking the next two weeks off. We will be back with a show on Monday, August 1. It is time for a much needed break for us to get our lives in order.
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Croncast - 2005-07-13.mp3 Show: #142 Length: 25:08 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.6mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 101 The grossest 5 year old man eating something he found in the yard story Will the fireman call Being married to Kris is like being wedded to Eeyore Kris reflects on his mothers fondness for hot glue, flammable crafts, and marlboros Tom Waits makes me want to drink bleach Kris says thats the point its art meant to cause depression- and of course he loves it I want to be an Acapulcan Probation Officer or an Animal Control Officer Why being a social worker can suck
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Croncast - 2005-07-11.mp3 Show: #141 Length: 32:12 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.8mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 100
Betsy reaches mile marker 100 with me on today's show!! First I would like to thank the academy, the person who invented bacon and want to point out that the first man who caved to his wife on the clean underwear thing ruined it for the rest of us. Betsy schools Kris on the newest innovations in lactaction technology Dont drink the bottle of Olive Oil in the middle of the table Cheap Wedding Tips How to get the presents and run Dont order a babysitter out of the phone book Update on fireman Kris wages real labor Kris's unexplained dizzy episodes
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Croncast - 2005-07-08.mp3 Show: #140 Length: 28:26 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 99 The fine line between matchmaker and stalker Dancing with the Stars = Circus of the Stars Elliot visits The female burden of bridesmaidation I just realized something that I think I should have before . . . to have a Best of the First 100 with Betsy we actually need to do the 100th show. Otherwise it is just the first 99. So I will continue putting together the Best of the First 100 wtih Betsy and release it on Wednesday instead of Monday.
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Croncast - 2005-07-06.mp3 Show: #139 Length: 29:07 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.4mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 98
Betsy finds a date at SafetyTown Kris is jealous But he's a fireman so what can Kris do He is Billy Blazes rescue hero Kris wants Dental Spinners (thanks for the link Mike!!!) what he really needs are braces Elliot takes up shaving Our 100th anniversary show is coming up Kris is making me do a 100th show celebration again but this one is 100 betsy and kris shows Send in your audio comments Send us your funniest story Ive told you mine its time for you guys to step up For everyone who hasn't been to our site before and want to know what our shows are like check out the Best of the First 100. You can stream it in the Flash player or download it to listen later.
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Croncast - 2005-07-04.mp3 Show: #138 Length: 21:06 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 9.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 97 It's Independence Day make sure you vote at Podcast Alley with the "Vote Croncast" button below.
Show notes go something like this for today, it's a rough one (they all can't be gems): Next Monday will be the 100th Croncast with Betsy!! So send us your favorite Croncast moments with the show date in an email and we'll play it in Monday's show. Please get them to us by this Friday. Betsy and I let everyone in on our morning secret, we're fighting and it is making it hard to have a conversation. Which is partially, well . . . the main reason the show is so short today. Maggie is also really vocal on today's show. We do get into some fun topics, however, like male cheer leaders now on the carnival circuit, Kris says no more life-size Barbie dolls in the house or car and Floridian shark attacks. For everyone who hasn't been to our site before and want to know what our shows are like check out the Best of the First 100. You can stream it in the Flash player or download it to listen later.
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Croncast - 2005-07-01.mp3 Show: #137 Length: 32:17 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.8mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 96 It's the first of the month give us a vote at Podcast Alley with the "Vote Croncast" button below
Betsy dreams of Kris running off with his toothless cousin Kris only has eyes for his computer- Maude Airbrushing your own photo- one of the benefits of being a geek The Man cleans I get suckered into Safetytown- the parental version Don't store oven mitts in your toaster Don't dry your underwire bra in the microwave Betsy reminisces about the time Kris bought a car without realizing it Walking to your job making pizza at a gas station Pending grad/podcast party and I finally get to tell my Target story For all of those who haven't been to our site before and want to know what our shows are like check out the Best of the First 100. You can stream it in the Flash player or download it to listen later.
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Croncast - 2005-06-29.mp3 Show: #136 Length: 22.15 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.5mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 95 Welcome to our new ITunes listeners! Kris channels Marlon Brando The Man learns gun safety & the alluring danger of electricity Betsy vs. Safety Town the most darling place on earth Kris has a tragic encounter with a bic Maternity shirts for men We should be nicer to Republicans- according to one viewer who also thinks Betsy is hot Kitty Shaving For all of those who haven't been to our site before and want to know what our shows are like check out the Best of the First 100. You can stream it in the Flash player or download it to listen to later. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-27.mp3 Show: #135 Length: 26:08 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 94 what does blue taste like kris follows a bad noise to its source which leads to roughing it on the cul de sac we are living au natural sans air conditioning so we do what anyone would do in a similar situation head to the race track betsy wins on a long shot near death target experience seriously hurricane in naperville our costa rican fan sends us the story of a cow in a corolla thus the pic below
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Croncast - 2005-06-24.mp3 Show: #134 Length: 29:30 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 93 Today in Croncast we reflect on Aurora's boil order of 2004 that was the result of Canadian Geese infestation. Yes, we were all unknowingly guzzling goose poop. Kris and I argue Chicken Vagina vs Egg Chute. I am verbally assaulted at Goodwill. Kris is taking an interest in the lawn and I want to run away. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-22.mp3 Show: #133 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 92 Kris has stalkers coming out of the wood work- hello to you if you are the stalker. Kris reflects on his relative love of lawn mower racing. More t-ball drama the Scion gets used as a back stop and Kris' IT geek social skills interfere with his ability to end the Scionic abuse. I have to run a minature man birthday party which went well- though I didnt have him open presents at the party- I know that I am becoming more suburban by the minute- miss muffin gets a doggie spa treatment without being drugged and Elliot's talent for accessorizing at the gap gets me thinking. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3 Show: #132 Length: 34:17 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91 Watch The Video! We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper's kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while wearing his tacky father's day gift. Kris reminisces about the days prior to the invention of Nair and bikini line shaving, I advise him both Nair and bikini line shaving have been around for years, but they didnt practice pubic hair removal in his neck of the woods- go figure. Kris also tries to draw comparisons between Tijuana and the Dells, though I point out that he has never been to Tijuana and never during my entire stay in the Dells was I offered Chiclets from a homeless scabby toddler. Kris attempts to explain the origins of the phrase Git R Dun and I still don't get it or git it I guess. Check out the screen shots of Kris and I on TV we are stars! Not really I don't think stars shop at Aldi's- except maybe Rachel Hunter before the smash hit Dancing with the Stars which is on my must watch this week. Rachel has probably upgraded to Albertsons store brands now that things are looking up. Screen shots from the video.
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Croncast - 2005-06-17.mp3 Show: #131 Length: 32:19 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 90 Here we go everybody, Betsy and I talk about our super white trash mecca weekend that began with a skiing squirrel in an above ground pool, the Wisconsin Dells the Tiajuana of the Midwest. Betsy talks about her bathed in gasoline seagulls from Mexico while the baby pukes on her hand, how I will be in charge of the man and how his memories of this trip will probably be great and Betsy's will be, "Thank god I didn't have to go to the waterpark." and a short bit about how Betsy and her mom used to just call me at work and tell me they were leaving for vacation. Listener Russ sent us this about naming pharmaceuticals; "Vi---meaning hard ( as is Vitamins,minerals,rocks,,HARD ) Agra--meaning root ( agriculture etc...) so ViAgra = Hard ROOT" and Ben sent this version; "Viagra is taken from the word "Viagraha," which means Tiger in Sanskrit." Good thing this isn't CBS because I am not going to check these facts. Betsy and I fit Viagra, Wal-Mart and Nascar into the same 5 minutes, proof positive we've been living in the midwest forever, we get into Wal-Mart being evil and their funding of NPR shows, the darkside equivilant of this; Darth giving a free shirt to Yoda with his likeness and Yoda sporting it day and night. Our long distance Casey Kasem shout out to Melanie from Nova Scotia, all songs being euphemisms for sex, Wang Chung? and Billy Ocean and his commercial for his song. Tom sent in a notice that my new car was one of the top 10 "Nerdmobiles" by CNET look for the Scion xB, we talk about Betsy's love fluff and we wrap with a final story of my youth and the small town. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-15.mp3 Show: #130 Length: 32:34 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 89 Today's show(s) is a special! It is broken down into two parts. But first a shout out to Greg and Lisa from Viva Podcast for their comments about the show. We really appreciated it!! Hopefully the part where we mention you in the interview sticks. In part one, or; Act I: (to steal from Ira Glass) We interview two guests, NBC5 reporter Charlie Wojciechowski and cameraman/lapel mic wizard Vince Munion. Like Betsy and I these two have worked together for years. Charlie and Vince's audio is a bit quite because they were sharing a mic. We discuss the new NBC5 podcast(s) "Weekend Web Guys", Vince busts us out about Legos on the studio floor, their work together in the Quad Cities, Charlie also explains a really cool thing NBC5 will be doing during Wimbledon to get their news casts out like . . . stream them, Vince's BTK connection, Charlie's father's prophetic words; "Charlie you are going to end up working someplace like Fargo, North Dakota", how they both ended up in Chicago, legalized big media and in the future Vince promised share his story about growing up in the town that brought the world purple ketchup
From left: Vince Munion, Charlie Wojciechowski and Kris with a "k".
From left(sorry couldn't help it): Betsy grinning in a way that frightens me.
Kris' pre-interview meal of frozen peas. Act II: The show no one was ever supposed to hear, the show we recorded during the taping of some b-roll. It is unedited so that you can get a sense of what it was like in the basement for this interview. You have probably heard a couple of these pieces before but they have renewed freshness. The interview should air on NBC5 this Friday. What time? I have no idea I need to make some phone calls. If anyone in the Chicago area can tape this for us I would really appreciate it because we are supposed to be out of town for Elliot's birthday. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-13.mp3 Show: #129 Length: 36:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 88 So my voice is coming back, slowly, got a bit of my laugh back and . . . I got a new car, a Scion xB. I am going to take some photos and I'll be right back. Here they are with a couple of reflections of the Lincoln.
Thirty with bald spots on top and a bass tube and neon lights illuminating the inside, I will travel the suburbs frontin' as a 20 year old with his first gig. We talk about my rejection letter from WBEZ in Chicago, at least they were still thinking of me. We also get into buying the car and how if they knew us they probably wouldn't loan us the money because our payment history with them is not indicative of our bill paying habits, what Kris could go without if we no money, Betsy inheriting the Lincoln, the subdivision block party which marks the one year anniversary for us in this house, buying children. And then we get into Betsy telling me that camping isn't waking up in the back of a truck bed in a cornfield but is Wolfgang Puck Latte's in a personal cup, we do the show shout outs, special one for Timothy Vojta for a generous donation, my childhood viewing of Miami Vice (I never wanted to be Tubbs). ">
Croncast - 2005-06-10.mp3 Show: #128 Length: 37:09 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 87 Kris' voice equals ass again. To start off we have a puking baby that the doctor wants to put on medication, not really. Betsy and I talk about the t-ball experience tonight at the first game and it is just eating her up. Thanks to Russell from www.blackholeradio.com for sending us this link about squab www.squab.com/aboutus.htm. Betsy may be thinking I actually know what I am talking about. We talk about KEXP.org radio from Washington, Mendel the Monk, "Value Village" sent in by Henry Hedberg, how Betsy would have gotten off the Mayflower solely on the fact that she would see a gay native on the shore who would know where the party is, Betsy says the west is an ash tray thanks to her trip to Phoenix. Betsy says she host photos, finally, for me to put up of the prizes but she hasn't given them to me yet, I try to get Betsy to ask me about something with animals that I may not know about (cause I am such an animal expert) by giving her time by telling a story about a $30 tip that I received as a table-side chef from burning the side of my head, she comes up with "what days are the tag days at Goodwill?". We also talk about naming kids thanks to Allegra, we start the outro and then I remind everyone that they can donate some money to support the show here at the website. Betsy says that even $1.99 will go far at Goodwill. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-08.mp3 Show: #127 Length: 35:29 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 86 Man, my voice is still pretty messed up and it is making it hard to laugh. Every time that I laugh I cough so I apologize in advance. We got some stuff cooking around here with t-ball and another side project that I have that will be interesting to talk about on Friday. Let me tell you, big t-ball news ;). Since Betsy puts the "t" and the "b" in t-ball she will lay it all out. In this show Betsy swears that she is ready to ship the Goodwill goodys from the contest and promises that she'll have photos for me tomorrow to put up. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-06.mp3 Show: #126 Length: 24:47 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 85 Today's show is based around Betsy and her love for the Loretta Lynn story. For some reason she really identifies with this movie and thinks of me as very similar to Loretta's husband, "Doolittle". We talk about the critter boils, Elvis fans, how Betsy should just sell my name after my death in loving memory and a bit about how the man has a new penchant for peeing outside, of our suburban deck to be more exact, the Croncast Diet and those who find themselves quoting lines from the movie "Sweet Home Alabama". Betsy also gets into her weekend experience at a bachelorette party. ">
Croncast - 2005-06-03.mp3 Show: #125 Length: 33:03 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 84 Today's show is about world view with the anology being our choice of arctic dwelling or final days on a piece of drift ice. I feel like I just got back from the arctic with my cold, but by Monday I should be back to full voice ;) (not quite sure what 'full voice' is). Betsy puts out a call for Eskimo listeners to send us a message, denies the existence of Macaroni penguins. See below:
Betsy: this is a macaroni penguin. Thanks to everyone who voted so far at Podcast Alley for the show! If you haven't voted yet this month take some time and click the image below.
Vote at Podcast Alley with the "Vote Croncast" button above. Some people have had trouble voting at Podcast Alley and unfortunately there is nothing that I can do to fix it. We've made Chris aware of the problem but I think to fix the problem would break more than it repairs. Kris tells a story of young love, dirty street action and how 30 year old men are not really invisible when they are staring. The story goes something like this . . . "Excuse me, are those two chicks making out over there?" The answer was, "Yes. Twice." Check out the other guys from the Naperville Blogger/Podcaster group: Evan Brown - InternetCases.com Rick Klau - Tins Mike Marusin - marusin.com Henry Treftz - who's blog I can't find because he was closeted for so long ;). ">
Croncast - 2005-06-01.mp3 Show: #124 Length: 13:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 6.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 83 Today's show is super short. I am sick and need to take a rest. But the show must go on! Hey it's the first of the month too!
Vote at Podcast Alley with the "Vote Croncast" button above. Thanks to Chip for his T-shirt idea. Simple really but looked cool. See the Croncast badge to the right of this post on bottom, the rectangle one? Put that on the front of a shirt . . . brilliant. After designing T-shirts for a period of my life it is one of those "oh yeah" moments. Betsy did tball tonight and I did the couch after my first day at the new gig. New gig: great fit. Tball: Betsy's a natural even though she busted out another Goodwill Mommy who was in the closet. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-30.mp3 Show: #123 Length: 25:18 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 82 Happy Memorial Day! Or something, I guess. Today's show falls victim to a mic that flakes out. The show is a good show but Betsy's mic took a dive half way through the show. I did what I could to salvage it but the quality is ok just a lot of popping. Lots of good stuff in today's show besides the technical issues like Besty explaining what a hot crack head would look like . . . my reply, smokin'. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-27.mp3 Show: #122 Length: 30:56 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 81 Sorry that today's show is even later than the "around" 6 time that Shawn pointed out a few mintues ago. Sometimes we forget to make room for life around the show . . . well I do maybe not Betsy. And I get the time guestimations wrong. But if it soothes any souls we put the man to bed and Maggie had a breakthrough doing longform division with an abacus. This show has a gem that made it take even take longer to put up but Betsy give an adoe to her Padre seeing as how it was his cumpleanos a few days ago. Where's the enyah or whatever you call it in WordPress? I just keep typing while the file uploads. Today was my last day at the old gig so that has made today even more messed up. Betsy and I are going out tonight to celebrate with some warm food and other boring parental activities. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-25.mp3 Show: #121 Length: 32:54 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 80 We would like to thank Dave for his (and possibly his wife's, but one never knows) generous support of the show! Any donation or support is greatly appreciated by Betsy and I. Too everyone should thank Dave for sponsoring our next Goodwill Giveaway contest set for the first week of June. Today's show has something that none of our other shows have ever had . . . an intermission. We take a quick break for a Maggie 'plosion that needs urgent attention. This was a really fun show to do and as usual maybe not a great one to sit down and have a snack with. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-23.mp3 Show: #120 Length: 29:06 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 79 Today's show turns out to be a parenting/maybe you shouldn't be eating during this show. It has been recommended that we add some sort of disclaimer to the shows. But I can't imagine what the fun would be in that ;). ">
Croncast - 2005-05-20.mp3 Show: #119 Length: 35:26 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 78 Show notes soon! The show's bumper comes from loyal listener Tom Pokey!! Thank Tom! ">
Croncast - 2005-05-18.mp3 Show: #118 Length: 30:32 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 77 Check out this Goodwill shopping car by Frick from Frick's World, http://fricksworld.blogspot.com.
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Croncast - 2005-05-16.mp3 Show: #117 Length: 34:55 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 76 Show notes soon! ">
Croncast - 2005-05-13.mp3 Show: #116 Length: 35:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 75 It's here! Friday's show is the late nighter that we promised. Thansk again to everyone who has sent messages of concern for us and our family. But everything is cool. No illnesses, troubles or double chins with mold; we are on track. We have ben very busy with good stuff that we will talk about next week. This good stuff has nothing to do with podcasting or eBay. Betsy took me to see the first live recording of NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! in Chicago as a gift for being sick all day on Thursday. A couple things happened at the show that were really cool besides being at the first one they will record for their new format. One was that Betsy and I were interviewed about the show by a Chicago Tribune reporter. Of course I had to drop that we were podcasters. So maybe in Saturdays paper the reporter will mention it. Maybe we'll get cut but it was cool nonetheless, as I run out the door to go buy the paper this morning and check. The second was that the host of the show, Peter Sagal, was meeting people in the lobby and signing autographs. I got this special little write up on mine. We are Peter Sagal's favorite podcasters. Proof below.
Croncast - 2005-05-12.mp3 Show: #115 Length: 31:38 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 74 Sorry about yesterday it wa really busy for us around here. We recorded this show late last night and I started to get sick and went to bed. Once this is posted I will be off to rest again. We did an interview with Paul from www.austincast.com that he is going to put up today, so give it a listen if you want some more Kris and Besty to make up for yesterday. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-09.mp3 Show: #114 Length: 35:47 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 73 Goodwill Goody Contest WINNERS!!! Grand Prize - $9.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Fiona 1st Prize - $4.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Katy Watts 2nd Prize - $1.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Tandy Ratliff Special Prize - $1.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Carlton Doerner Carlton won a prize as a consolation drawing for men because we didn't win any of the other prizes, but none the less he is still a winner!
All winners please send an email to Besty with your shipping address in the next 48 hours to receive your one of a kind gift from Betsy, your personal Goodwill shopper. Item(s), because you never know, will be shipped directly to your door or P.O. box. Other things on the agenda for today's show were Betsy's story of her immaculate conception friend, poor Moromon boys who have to go door to door with name tags and matching get up, Betsy's church breakdown and Elliot making a wish, "I wish my mommy would be nicer to me. I wish Grammy was my mother", she the disciplinarian so it fits. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-06.mp3 Show: #113 Length: 45:15 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 20.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 72 Today's show makes up for all the short shows this week. We recorded early in the morning because it is Betsy's Mom's birthday today and they were going to do nothing else but . . . go to garage sales and Goodwill. I think Goodwill needs to start kicking in a little sumthin sumthin for all the play we give them. Maybe not always positive on my behalf but atleast we can spell it right. We discuss why Betsy enjoys conservative radio; well not enjoys it but gets fired up, sermon radio for neighbor humpers, the reference section in the Bible, miracle water on Comedy Central, Benny Hinn, the contest entries, Elliot peeing in the garbage can a few nights ago, bottom swatting. Betsy feels like a total loser! She invited a mommy to her church the first time she talked to her. She feels really bad like she's an evangelist for the Universalist Unitarians. She really does. She called me once it happened and it was really funny for me. We also talk about the "no sperm from gay men ban" by the FDA and the demotion of Army Reserve Brig. Gen. Janis Karpinski to Colonel thanks to a military judge not hanging Lynndie England out to dry for the Abu Ghraib business, Kris's asymmetrical bald spots on his head "looks like you flew headlong into flypaper and tore yourself loose", what Betsy has learned from Drag Queens, the epilady spring loaded hair ripper outer and how Betsy got revenge in 6th grade against all the other girls who picked on her. Goodwill Goody Contest Continues - Ends Monday! 1) Send an email to betsy@croncast.com with the word "Contest" in the subject line 2) Write a couple sentence bio about yourself 3) Betsy will print out all names and put them in a cookie jar 4) She will pick one name 5) Grand Prize - Betsy will be your personal Goodwill shopper. She will interpret your bio and buy you an appropriate gift for Goodwill value up to $9.99 (You could end up with a waterbed or car at that price) and ship it to your home or business. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-04.mp3 Show: #112 Length: 13:56 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 6.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 71 Today's show is pretty short. We had to get out of the house early this morning so I could be to work at 12. What? Why so early? One car living in the suburbs traveling the opposite way of the train will do it. Back to the Body Worlds Expo, Betsy goes back to her guilt over missing snack day because it is Mother's Day Tea at school, DebateGod podcast uses a clip from our show www.debategod.com (haven't listened to the clip yet, hopefully it is still in context), the baby not sleeping well, what the Goodwill Goody Winner may get as the winner of the contest, my hatred for stretch pants on Milwaukee women and the man wants breakfast. Goodwill Goody Contest Continues 1) Send an email to betsy@croncast.com with the word "Contest" in the subject line 2) Write a couple sentence bio about yourself 3) Betsy will print out all names and put them in a cookie jar 4) She will pick one name 5) Grand Prize - Betsy will be your personal Goodwill shopper. She will interpret your bio and buy you an appropriate gift for Goodwill value up to $9.99 (You could end up with a waterbed or car at that price) and ship it to your home or business. ">
Croncast - 2005-05-02.mp3 Show: #111 Length: 19:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 70 Goodwill Goody Contest 1) Send an email to betsy@croncast.com with the word "Contest" in the subject line 2) Write a couple sentence bio about yourself 3) Betsy will print out all names and put them in a cookie jar 4) She will pick one name 5) Grand Prize - Betsy will be your personal Goodwill shopper. She will interpret your bio and buy you an appropriate gift for Goodwill value up to $9.99 (You could end up with a waterbed or car at that price) and ship it to your home or business. Today's show gets right to the heart Kris's laziness and Betsy busts out the "get out the vote for May" schpiel.
After Betsy's schpiel she talks of her newest addiction . . . renting cars, the contest, the beast little whore house in Texas and the visit that the Man and I had at the Museum of Science and Industry, see photos below: The banner (No one is allowed to take photos inside the exhibit)
Elliot underneath his favorite guy from the exhibit
Close up of the face
Me and the man in the mirror maze
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Croncast - 2005-04-29.mp3 Show: #110 Length: 31:46 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 69 Today's show goes out to my brother who turned 28. Happy Birthday Kyle! And for those of who don't think that I could make your ears bleed, I will succeed with my singing of Happy Birthday. Betsy answered her emails for Croncast and gives shout outs to some of the folks who have sent mail to her this week. Betsy also answers the life long question, "When else can you throw a ball at the head of your enemy?" Kris rips into Bill Gates over the Microsoft campaign to outsource more jobs. Stop saying that the people don't have the skills here in the states and simply admit the fact that it is economic. My solution is for Microsoft, Dell, Cisco, Novell and any other tech company to open their own schools here in the states to teach people to fill these positions. Why shouldn't they? Cherry pick them at at early age and bring them up, open training online or face2face for people who can fill the other positions. I'm just sick of this shit where these companies use this pretext that there are no people in this country to fill these jobs, bullshit. Quit lying and tell the truth. On other notes we talk about our forefathers fighting for the suburbs, Anna Nicole Smith water fountains, Kris got pulled over again and got out of the ticket, and and and . . . . Betsy is launching a contest: 1) Send an email to betsy@croncast.com with the word "Contest" in the subject line 2) Write a couple sentence bio about yourself 3) Betsy will print out all names and put them in a cookie jar 4) She will pick one name 5) Grand Prize - Betsy will be your personal Goodwill shopper. She will interpret your bio and buy you an appropriate gift for Goodwill value up to $9.99 (You could end up with a waterbed or car at that price) and ship it to your home or business. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-27.mp3 Show: #109 Length: 34:48 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 68 Betsy's suburban mommy guilt takes control of her morning. She asks "What was I doing the day I first heard push it?" I don't recall. Betsy rips on Morphine, I talk about dealing with same sex sexual harrassment, chasing after shop lifters, Elliot telling his little man friends that he got his new good stuff from a garage sale, loving gods who send people to hell and it was $2, mama said it was a good deal. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-25.mp3 Show: #108 Length: 31:07 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 67 Hope everyone had a good weekend! On today's show we remark about the Earth still being here 3 days after Earth Day, Goodwill has new rules, suburban allergies, the inability to light a fire in the suburbs, naked bicycling and clothed bicycling. Evidently there is a new minister at Betsy's church and the interim one has been axed fro mthe cult ;), natural burials, Betsy is all for them because they are cheap and how not to dispose of a cremated body in a state park, giant hawks from an alien world. We get into a bit about a new arrangment for Croncast T's and other merchandise will be comign in May and if you would like to save 25% on Propaganda $49.99 from MixMeister send me an email and I will send out a promo code to you. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-22.mp3 Show: #107 Length: 27:17 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 66 Late late late! Sorry everyone . . . had a super busy day and had to take man to get blood done for the second day in a row for his doctor. Taking the kid in for two days of blood work sucks. Yesterday wasn't so bad because I wasn't there but today I had to go. He's a trooper and we don't call him the "man" for nothing! He won't be getting engagement pictures taken. Heh. Today's show cranks through some of the stuff going on around here and head into how horribly wrong things go as we age and gravity works it's magic on us. We get into a bit about a new arrangment for Croncast T's and other merchandise will be comign in May and if you would liek to save 25% on Propaganda $49.99 from MixMeister send me an email and I will send out a promo code to you. Have a good weekend! Check out This And That Podcast - www.thisandthatpodcast.com ">
Croncast - 2005-04-20.mp3 Show: #106 Length: 35:40 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 65 This show was about finding out how whipped men can get. Not me of course. A bit on super nanny or the other nanny shows and my new take on Betsy's Goodwill addiction. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-18.mp3 Show: #105 Length: 25:40 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 64 Today's show brings more car jokes and a special focus on the one scary bar in Milwaukee that Betsy give a great description of. And evidently it is current, look at the comments for this show from pokeys. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-15.mp3 Show: #104 Length: 26:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 63 It goes something like this for today - Kris needs to change his name, mow the yard while Betsy throws quarters at him and we reveal the cliffhanger from Wednesday's show with both stories that tie back to the same locale. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-13.mp3 Show: #103 Length: 42:42 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 20.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 62 Today's show runs long so dig in. Lots of subjects covered and we end it with a cliff hanger . . . sort of. Maggie is asleep on me, she proclaims that Imust stop typing and attend to some princessly needs like a warmer environment, upstairs. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-11.mp3 Show: #102 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 61 In today's show we get into half birthdays, parasitic or symbiotic relations, thank you's to those who sent in favorite moments, Betsy's tired out voice, what not to say to your soon to be dead grandmother, all the things that you can learn about people from being a garbage man and Betsy continues to attempt a podcast sale of our pool table on eBay - pool table. ">
Croncast-best-first-100.mp3 Show: #101 Length: 1:16:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 34.8 mb Croncast - Best of the First 100 This is 1 hour 16 minutes and 4 seconds of some of the best Croncast moments from the first 100 shows. Inlcuded some place in the middle is a clip from the first show. We have come a long way! Special thanks to all those who listen, sent emails and have helped us out. So for those of you who have asked for longer shows, here it is. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-08.mp3 Show: #100 Length: 29:05 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 60 This is it . . . the 100th Croncast. Magic! Later today the "Best of the First 100" will be up and ready for weekend listening. If you sent a message and don't here your name or clip in this show send an email to croncast [at] gmail.com. I think there may be an issue with our email server and I know a couple people couldn't get messages through. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-06.mp3 Show: #99 Length: 20:22 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 9.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 59 100th Croncast coming up on Friday! We crank out a morning show. Early morning and late night have a different karmic blend. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-04.mp3 Show: #98 Length: 17:28 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 58 What isn't there to talk about . . . Weight Watchers? Nope, got that. Betsy's prediction turns out to be wrong. Suburban birthday parties? Nope, got that too. Don't want anyone to have feeligns of any kind except joy. I need to make a correction too last week I made a mistake naming Robert(Bob), who I called Richard, the owner of the Whippets. You can check them out at a photo page he has. Sorry about that Bob. Maybe we can bring Muffin sometime and have a little doggy drag race. ">
Croncast - 2005-04-01.mp3 Show: #97 Length: 23:26 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 57 Today being April Fool's and all Betsy decided to mess with me from the start and so did my computer. Today's show was cut short by lack of space on my local drive and the temp file couldn't save fully. Sad sad. It was a strong finish for the show. Time to go out and get another drive. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-30.mp3 Show: #96 Length: 23:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 56 Look for a return of show notes in the next few weeks as I get back on track or some sort of schedule now that I am back at work. I need a routine. And my blog is still down at kristophersmith.com. The debacle hasn't ended for the old hosting company. So those of you who used to use the feed from this site to get the shows should probably swtich over to the feed from this site. Thanks to everyone who has been sending emails and words of encouragement! And last but not least thanks to the handfull of people who have downloaded every single show. You know who you are. I'll be looking for you some time if we have a catastrophic failure of some kind and need some archives. Enjoy them because new hosting has unlimited bandwidth and more storage than the average male life expectancy. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-28.mp3 Show: #95 Length: 31:22 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 55 Hard to follow a show stopper like last week but somebody's got to do it. This one is more like 2nd stage at Ozzfest or may Lillith Fair. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-25.mp3 Show: #94 Length: 33:18 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.2mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 54 I think this is our best show yet. History and your ears could prove me otherwise but I really like this show. Yeah no show notes again. Sorry. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-23.mp3 Show: #93 Length: 34:22 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 53 Sorry for the lack of show notes recently. Things have just been so crazy with the baby now that it is hard to get all the time set aside to do thsi stuff right. But things are getting better and we should be on track quickly. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-21.mp3 Show: #92 Length: 18:14 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.3mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 52 Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-18.mp3 Show: #91 Length: 25:25 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 51 Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-16.mp3 Show: #90 Length: 33:50 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 50 Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-14.mp3 Show: #89 Length: 30:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 49 Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-11.mp3 Show: #88 Length: 34:13 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 48 We're back! The first new show since the baby on Monday. This whole show is dedicated to updating everyone on the whole birthing experience this time around and the fun to be had by unseasonably tan individuals. We also give thanks to everyone for their emails, support, best wishes and good vibes that were sent out our way. They all seemed to work. Thanks to to all the donors who we will name on Monday after the pledge drive ends tonight at midnight. Your kindness is greatly appreciated. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-09.mp3 Show: #87 Length: 27:06 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 47 Happy and healthy baby and mother! On Monday baby Maggie entered our lives at 9 lbs. 9 oz. and 21 inches. Everything went great and today Betsy and baby will be coming home. Thanks to everyone who sent emails, comments and their best wishes to us. It means a lot to us hear from you. OK, today's show is an "anytime" show that Betsy and I recorded pre-baby sometime last week for when Maggie had arrived. It is funny. And I don't say that lightly, as you know I am honest about the shows and when we have a good to great show I always make note, this is a good to great . . . British to beautiful show. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-07.mp3 Show: #86 Length: 11:19 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 5.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 46 The big day we are going to be at the hosptial by the time you listen to this. Wish us happy, healthy and safe. Thanks for listening again. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-04.mp3 Show: #85 Length: 30:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 45 First we must give the shout out to Joerg from Germany for being the first to support Croncast during this pledge week. Thanks Joerg! We start off today's show with a look back at one of the funniest pop art things ever sold on eBay like a year or two ago, the post menapausal raging hormone barbie. Then Betsy makes sure that she gets into last nights play group and how suburban life has manifested itself into one big spending spree on intangibles. Back in the glory days Kris was a BMX'n boy. The rest of the show goes like this, a baby shower for Kris at work (I guess it is Kris with a 'K') which is a party for having successful unprotected sex, mankind's greatest achievement is birth control, the epideral breakdown from the man's birth, marketign of health care, Betsy is a sale junkie, the pledge drive and Betsy's random collection of talking teletubbies. ">
Croncast - 2005-03-02.mp3 Show: #84 Length: 19:34 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.97 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 44 Today's show is right on the money with our lives . . . baby stuff, Eric Roberts, Ultimate Fighting, Goodwill and shout outs to those who agree that Betsy is a podcaster. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-28.mp3 Show: #83 Length: 16:00 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 7.33 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 43 Press Becaon News (a local paper) online version The PDF with photos is right-cheer. The start of the new M-W-F schedule of shows while we prepare for the baby to come in the next few weeks and continue to record extra shows for use once the new one arrives. Today Betsy welcomes the end of the month, Kris and Betsy's love of the Peach Blueberry muffin, the "wave" gum, tractor brand affiliation and Gung-Ho references. Local paper runs Sunday article about Betsy and I, the online version no photo and the scanned PDF is right-cheer. Betsy and I want to thank the writer David Garbe and the photographer for taking the time to hang out with us. The best part of the article is that Betsy gets the "podcaster" label. Most people we told missed the article because it was in the business section, even though it was on the front page. Guess our friends didn't know that section existed. Betsy gets a special call from her "eccentric" father after his return from the Antarctic upon his reading of the article and uses her Vicky voice in this show. That's the wrap up. Give us some votes at Podcast Alley today when you have a chnace. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-25.mp3 Show: #82 Length: 25:29 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 42 Bingo addiction. Keeping it real. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-24.mp3 Show: #81 Length: 6:41 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 3.07 mb Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 6 Short show dedicated to my wife Besty where I profess my love . . . and talk nerd stuff. I plug a real-time stats application called TFS (twenty-four-seven) from Oplossing.net. It is PHP/MySQL driven and I love it. The problem is that it doesn't work with WordPress 1.5. If you want real-time stats PHP/MySQL based for WP 1.5 pick up TrackPro 2 from Curve 2 Design. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-23.mp3 Show: #80 Length: 17:41 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.10 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 41 This is the show that I said we would do last Monday. We kind of hurry through today's show because the guy who was coming to take photos was late. I get into the wild game dinner that I attended as a kid at a local junkyard . . . salvage as the folks here in the suburbs would call it, the buffalo that lived across the street from me as a kid, Betsy gets into how her dad took her to an illegal farm or as I now will call it, "A slaughter it yourself grocery" with many other kinds of wild game that I have never had the pleasure of eating . . . like alligator gibblets. Again it is probably another don't eat while listening show. We have to stop doing these. But it is a funny show and gets straight to the point. Maybe we should always have peopel come over so we can just get to the meat. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-22.mp3 Show: #79 Length: 60:47 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 27.8 mb Croncast - Todd and his friend Kris Ep. 1 Well . . . we break the 60 minute barrier today. Long show but full of good stuff with Todd from Bridge Communications, also known as the "PR Guy" at the house. Todd is handling public relations, press releases and copy writitng for me (Palegroove Studios). Todd brought in questions for me for this interview and I thought they might have something to do with the launch of Palegroove but I was wrong. It is a listener play along game composed of current events where you, yes you get the chance to out smart me. Turns out that it isn't that hard. Good luck. We also get into why I started Palegroove Studios, my vision of what makes a good podcasting, my vision of the future of pocasting and of course my passion for it. I love it. And like I would say on the show I fucking love it. Todd probably won't approve the language but that is how he helps. With that I would like to formally thank Todd for all of his hard work over the past two weeks to get Palegroove Studios out in front of many people, his excellent copy writing and last but not least his new friendship. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-21.mp3 Show: #78 Length: 4:52 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 2.2 mb Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 5 Today's show is short . . . 4:52 tall and only weighs a mere 2.2 MB. Easy on your eyes and ears. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-18.mp3 Show: #77 Length: 24:53 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 40 Sorry soooo late . . . been a busy busy day. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-17.mp3 Show: #76 Length: 37:42 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 39 Today's show . . . sunshine through a cloud . . . Betsy is special guest again. She's says I smell like hot pork. Other than that we deal with Betsy losing her voice, wanting to deliver the baby early. Kris, me, wants to apologize for the episiotomy bit yesterday. You should be able to eat your meals today. Betsy rolls on by readign a post card from her dad sent from Argentina on his vacation to pet a penguin. Kris rolls on with palegroove stuff . . . look for a new site by Monday. Then, finally Betsy tells how hard it is to buy a VCR these days and why people shoudl make sure the stuff they drop off at Goodwill needs to be in working order. And on a total downer, Kris answers the burning question of why his mother was in jail, Betsy does some social work for me and I give a final PSA. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-16.mp3 Show: #75 Length: 35:26 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 38 TODAY IS SHOW NUMBER 75!!!! So as unceremoniously as usual Betsy and I forget the fact that we got some press today and talk on about how she backed the van into my Lincoln and broke off the mirror, the wobbly-eyed nurse from the last time we had a baby, who's getting fixed and how. Last but not least we also talk about the launch of Palegroove Studios and how the site still isn't finished or ready to go but enough procrastinating about the word is out. Links to the discussion about Palegroove Studios: Blog Herald Social Twister - Gregory Narain (fellow podcaster) ">
Croncast - 2005-02-15.mp3 Show: #74 Length: 41:34 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 19.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 37 This show is a "Time Unknown" podcast that I had stashed for a time when I didn't have a show for the day. Judging by the cough we recorded this some time in December. Maybe it is the Christmas reference. Enjoy. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-14.mp3 Show: #73 Length: 19:32 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 36 Late . . . but like I said in my last post it has been a crazy day. These late night shows display a tenor that Betsy and I usually can keep under wraps. So think of it as another spice of life. I think was a total Forrest Gump moment. Here's a picture of my horizontal stripes in the baby's room. Click picture for larger image.
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Croncast - 2005-02-11.mp3 Show: #72 Length: 23:35 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 35 Like we said yesterday, today's show is really funny. Maybe not for you but Betsy and I had a blast. Betsy tells one work story about getting canned from Ameritech before it was sold to SBC and her great Alaskan vacation in an Airstream all the way from Chicago through the Yukon and into Alaska proper. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-10.mp3 Show: #71 Length: 37:31 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 34 My special guest on this show is . . . the ailing Betsy. We talk a little today about one night stands, can you call a intimate love a "lady friend"?, what about "man friend"? What a world. Kris actually talks about politics on the show today. Betsy and I talked about our liberal tendencies and Kris actually has something good to say about a Republican president. So with politics aside, or right out in the open, we talk more about pet modification, Kris not remembering what he posted on the blog yesterday, NPR stories, Darfur, Rush and his Oxycontin, dumpster diving for food, the need for plastic surgery, the best description of breasts after they have been used for feeding by Betsy, Kris losing 85 lbs and Betsy lost 135 lbs, podcasting everyday is like cocaine and the shout outs to Dave Miller from The Miller Report, Rinne and James at The Invincibles.org (you have to check out the newest video), and we end with Kris's jacked up teeth . . . again. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-09.mp3 Show: #70 Length: 19:29 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.92 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 33 Today's show is a Betsy hostile takeover. Not really But she talks a lot today about her pregnancy, forgetting about her auctions, the PTA meeting she attended last night laughing like you wouldn't believe as I type this, hot lunch, no time for pizza man, haze of Marlboro smoke that Kris grew up in and finally Bety's suburban mommy guilt. Did Betsy or Kris say these? "I was supposed to live in the city and be single and having sex and doing drugs until I fell over at 40." "I need a beer and a cigarette . . . this baby's still in me." ">
Croncast - 2005-02-08.mp3 Show: #69 Length: 11:16 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 5:17 mb Croncast - I'm on my own Ep. 3 Today's show short. I had to paint the upstairs baby room, well started on the bottom stripe. I recorded this on a break that I got from from warden Betsy. The warden thing is a joke . . . I am really enjoying the painting of the room. I talk about the new show that I am producing NCQTalk which will debut on February 21, The Invinvibles at www.theinvincibles.org and let you in on my secret reason for the short show . . . blown interview on Sunday night with Nicole Simon from www.useful-sounds.de. Betsy will be back with me tomorrow and I am sure I will have some painting expertise to share. Oh yeah, I almost forgot I will have some pictures up here pretty soon so you can check out the work in progress. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-07.mp3 Show: #68 Length: 28:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 32 It is Monday. It is another show. It is pretty good. Betsy talks about being called "Besty" and how it has affected her and Kris talks about gettign paid for doing web design. We also hit on the "Knocked Up" clothing line for pregnant women. Apparently there was a football game yesterday that Betsy and I had no idea was going on which accounted for me going to the store and it being bare with only women shopping and working. It was like an alternative universe for me, wasn't really that appealing. Maybe if it was a desert island it would have made a difference. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-04.mp3 Show: #67 Length: 37:57 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 31 Betsy and I go through the paces on today's show . . . from more of what not to say to a pregnant lady, removing tics and leeches, the crazy eyed nurse from the first time around and a shout out to the pregnant Canadian. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-03.mp3 Show: #66 Length: 38:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 21.03 mb Croncast - Mike and his friend Kris Ep. 3 Today's show is a return to my discussion with Mike Vester about How to Become and Overnight Success in the Music Business in 15 Years. I start it off by talking about a bit of podcasting puke, a large man in Brazil, and then head into the topic at hand which includes Broken Vegas recording a new demo CD, the work that it has taken over the last 15 years, long shiny hair, the artistic progression and the way that the band sounds now compared to when they began. The show ends today with two of the new songs - How You Sound and Drowning Rose. ">
Croncast - 2005-02-02.mp3 Show: #65 Length: 29:02 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 30 We're back. Not that we were gone all that long, two shows for me and one for Betsy. Thanks to everyone who sent messages and left comments on the blog over the last four days. Today's show focuses on the visit that we paid to the obstetrician yesterday and the nomenclature that doctors use when speaking to one another and how it may no be such a good idea to share it with patients. I thought it was pretty funny and Betsy surely didn't. We also talk about ground hog's day, the doctor, how Kris got his priorities all out of whack (we both cry), sending baby stuff, Betsy using baby Maggie for deals at garage sales and daddy's, children will destroy your car. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-31.mp3 Show: #64 Length: 31:06 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 22 (Repodcast) This show is a repodcast of our January 14, 2005 show. Don't forget to vote on the left side of this post for us at Podcast Alley. On today's show Betsy spills the beans about our special visitors (yet to show up), from FOX/UPN to tape us doing a show and to do an interview about podcasting. So we got haircuts . . . I got a hair cut and Betsy got did. The bulk of today's show is talking about how Kris was felt up by the beautician, what it must be like going home with other people's hair all over you, the Ebay mafia and how the pregnant Betsy really wiped out trying to come home and eat her Jared diet meal. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-28.mp3 Show: #63 Length: 38:28 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 29 Well, on my way into the city about 1 1/2 hours ago my baby Lincoln decided to have some massive electrical issues. So no meeting and no fun! I am going to put up today's show and then take the car to Pep Boys for repair . . . hopeful repair and for not a whole lot of dough either but I am estimating that this will $500 or more to fix. Wish us luck. Maybe the Lincoln is pissed off because I didn't do another show from it today. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-27.mp3 Show: #62 Length: 31:00 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Kris and his love the Lincoln Ep. 1 Sorry that the show is late . . . I had a really busy day. It won't happen again ;-) . . . yeah right. Kris does it up in his Lincoln on the way to work, the only time I had to record the show. So hang out with me on my way to work today. It's a bit of sound seeing, a bit about podcasting, a bit about my marriage and the recording device. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-26.mp3 Show: #61 Length: 18:32 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.49 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 28 Today Betsy and I hammer out an abreviated version of the show but keep it quick and snappy. We talk a bit about the evil cat we live with, shout out to Leanne in Canada and the reason that a mommy centric show would work. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-25.mp3 Show: #60 Length: 34:56 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 27 Today we snag Betsy for an extra show this week dedicated to the loyal Tuesday and Thursday listeners of Croncast. We get into buying a house and the tricks to know when the deal has gone bad, bundle of shout outs to the likes of Casey, Tom Pokey, Drew and Dave Miller, Betsy telling the vet she is a German Shepherd to get some work done, the value of Legos and the super sledding hill. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-24.mp3 Show: #59 Length: 17:28 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 26 The first basement show!! I've moved from the studio (baby's room) to the only level of the house that will keep my equipment safe. Sorry for such a short show today but it's jammed packed full of Kris and Betsy goodness. Betsy and I are getting used to a new schedule but the longer shows will be back soon. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-21.mp3 Show: #58 Length: 21:37 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 9.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 25 On today's show Betsy and I keep it real and short. I don't now if that makes any sense but Today's Show Show intro Creepy new cat Would it matter if I were done with the intro? The last show from the nursery $10 remodeling budget Marlboro Miles Temptation through cartoonization Smoking is good if it doesn't hurt people Cigarettes you warm up? It's not going to work Kris spent money yesterday Supporting the ban The country that Pepsi governs We both worked at Hardee's in the day Trimming the chicken Kris won't talk about the pregnant lady Back to talking about Kris' teeth They're all in cahoots Fixing Kris' teeth would be like pergo How to fix up the basement for the show Kris' peronal little boom boom room "Nobody flush . . . I'm recording" Stroller Swap for trading strollers Have a good weekend everyone! ">
Croncast - 2005-01-20.mp3 Show: #57 Length: 36:56 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.9 mb Croncast - Dan and his friend Kris Ep. 2 Today I chat it up with my good friend Dan Balzer, Instructional Designer and general education wizard. We talk about 'nyms, education, crazy discours, naming a podcast and somethign about the art of language. Get your deep-thinking hat on because Dan lays some heavy stuff on us today. Today's Show Show notes soon Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com . I am producing, engineering and many other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3 Show: #56 Length: 23:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24 On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do. Today's Show Intro My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith It's show and tell day, where's the man's The crotch of the Lincoln Thanks Tech-N-Tunes Techie's need to Unionize!!!!! Shiny and white Baby doctor this morning Insist on weighing pregnant women Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows Premiere of Sled Head Radio - www.sledheadradio.com Sites go down and I lose it I would marry Betsy all over again Where isn't the internet If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy Marlboro catalog and coolers Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories Betsy isn't going to nurse as long The man can eat and he is growing like boom The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers Waste management guy with roses Betsy takes on chat room nerds Take the energy out of it Betsy is evil today The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex Everyone will agree with Kris There is one guy on this list for strollers Betsy can't take it Living the suburbs is rough for puppies No fires in the burbs Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-18.mp3 Show: #55 Length: 28:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.2 mb Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 4 This isn't the usual Croncast. I spend the whole show plugging a new project that I'm working on. Today's show is all about Sled Head Radio www.sledheadradio.com, a podcast and website dedicated to snowmobiling or "sled heads". Today's Show Intro Sledheadradio.com intro music How You Sound by Broken Vegas - www.brokenvegas.net Kris interviews Nick from Sled Head Radio - www.sledheadradio.com Check out tomorrow by 6 p.m. CST the premeire episode of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com. I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-17.mp3 Show: #54 Length: 32:33 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 23 On today's show Betsy and I talk about our car trouble, the man and many other things that went on this weekend. Oh yeah . . . and the FOX/UPN Chicago interview. Today's Show Show notes soon . . . ">
Croncast - 2005-01-14.mp3 Show: #53 Length: 30:08 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 22 On today's show Betsy spills the beans about our special visitors (yet to show up), from FOX/UPN to tape us doing a show and to do an interview about podcasting. So we got haircuts . . . I got a hair cut and Betsy got did. The bulk of today's show is talking about how Kris was felt up by the beautician, what it must be like going home with other people's hair all over you, the Ebay mafia and how the pregnant Betsy really wiped out trying to come home and eat her Jared diet meal. Today's Show Show notes soon. I swear. I've been a little lax on them this week but I'll get it back together . . . promise. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-13.mp3 Show: #52 Length: 53:43 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 24.6 mb Croncast - Nicole and her friend Kris Ep. 1 Today's guest is Nicole Simon from http://useful-sounds.de. It is one of two birthday shows for Nicole!! Send her birthday greetings and wishes. Nicole and Kris discuss what it is like for her to be speaking so much English, birthday stuff, Kris' horrible German, of course what the hell does fluff-dat mean?, David Hasslehoff big in Germany, Standerd vs. Metric, is it a band-aid?, please wash water with soap and what it is liek to listen to your own voice. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-12.mp3 Show: #51 Length: 25:38 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.7 mb Croncast - Kris and Betsy and Jolie and Kris Today's show is a compilation of clips from two previous shows from December 30, 2004 and January 5, 2005. My schedule has been really hectic and I have a changed work schedule for today that didn't allow Betsy and I to record our regular show. After this week all things will be back to normal . . . at least my schedule. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-11.mp3 Show: #50 Length: 22:31 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 10.4 mb Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep.3 For today I go it alone. Not because anyone cancelled out or anything just felt the need to do another solo show. I got a great link this morning from a friend to a podcast that is at Corante.com titled "Challenges of Podcasting" and the guests are Greg Narain from BeerCasting.com, Eric Rice from EricRice.com, Michael Geoghegan from ReelReviews, MWGBlog.com. Today's Show Intro Send us email My co-host doesn't need an email address My voice sounds different today Richie Carey's OPML and ID3v2 work Everything can come from the ID3 tag . . . maybe Supposed to record with Nicole Simon - http://useful-sounds.de Happy early birthday Nicole! All the conversations So we speak the same language . . . it is warm and fuzzy Things have been a bit hectic What is the language we're speaking? Corante.com "Challenges of Podcasting" Greg Narain - http://www.beercasting.com Now my example of Jeeps for Paul Henry One of the business models that I'm working on. Thanks to those who have voted for us at PodcastAlley.com Go vote keep us in the top 50. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-10.mp3 Show: #49 Length: 45:44 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 20.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 21 Today's show was recorded last night because we were going pretty busy this morning, Betsy off to the doctor and the man off to school. The show is pretty long today, which is what seems to happen when we record at night. Tomorrow I will be doing a solo show that I will record really early in the morning because I will be a guest on Richie Carey's podcast and at 9:00 a.m I am recording my own show with Nicole Simon from useful-sounds.de to air this Thursday (her birthday!). Betsy is in tow for Wednesday and Friday so look out for the special show with Nicole. Next week I hope to get Dr. Susan Manning back in here and continue my conversation with Dan Balzer about podcasting in education. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-07.mp3 Show: #48 Length: 33:39 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 15.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 20 Today's show is me doing the usual with my lovely co-host Betsy. I am in a hurry to get some things done around here so I'll have some show notes up later this evening. Today's Show Show notes this evening . . . off to the museum. ">
Croncast - 2005-01-06.mp3 Show: #47 Length: 44:20 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 20.3 mb Croncast - Amy, Tom and their friend Kris Ep. 1 Today's show is with guests Amy Gahran and her husband Tom Vilot. We discuss conversations that relate to podcasting, art and other ways we comminucate and make connections. We also get into Tom's art work and a bit about FreeBSD. The intro for today's show is really bad too. I skipped recording one today during the interview for some reason and won't do it again because today I had to record it on the go with a cheap mic and my skully covering it up for a windscreen. Thanks Amy and Tom, again for taking some time out with me today. Today's Show Bad, bad intro thanks to cheap mic Today's show is Amy Gahran and her husband Tom Vilot It's pronounced va' lot The view from their house in Boulder, CO Conversation . . . like my solo show from Tuesday Who invited Amy on Croncast? I did. The conversation amalgam Best conversations bring out the energy Weird collective brain, ingenuity and invention The connections that are being made Looking right at the camera Amy is one hell of a writer The word for the day is amalgam Tom is a strange amalgam Painted Snapshot.com - Tom's gig The snapshot conversations Tom has with his clients - collaboration People's most personal and cherished moments Ask The Builder.com - Tim Carter Conversations can be asynchronous We react and change through the conversations Detaching to grow "Upstart bloggers" vs. "The gate keepers" Connections and connections Tom's FreeBSD experience Mindmapping for real thoughts and connections Scientific American Mind - They need Amy to write for them Amy - http://www.gahran.com Tom - http://www.paintedsnapshot.com Kris - well you know Skype survived ">
Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3 Show: #46 Length: 35:28 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19 Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done. Today's Show Intro I said "shoot us" an email Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego Shane is MIP (Missing In Podcasting) MixCast - it is beta - first podcasting killer app Betsy's birthday is in 4 days Is there an after life? Make a card or something Betsy tells Kris not to buy her a gift $10 dollar spending limit Betsy is excessive The "playdate" in the suburbs My doggy went crazy Birthday suggesstions for Betsy- 1) $10 gift certificate to Goodwill 2) $10 in make-up from dollar store 3) $10 for Aldi's Betsy asks if we've been married for 10 years - Answer: 9 What am I going to get Betsy? Nicole Simon - http://useful-sounds.de/ Kris abducted Betsy as a teenager Oops, look what you did to me Don't tell people that they are hormonally crazy or about to be 12 hour erection or 12 hour boner? Penis enhancement surgery Kinsey - I hurt even typing it in It's snowing in Chicagoland Do the suburban school's have snow days? Special THANK YOU to our listeners!!!! Vote for Croncast at Podcastalley.com a vote of confidence The baby can live outside now Tell your friends about the show All about the planchette The baby goes nuts Betsy asks Kris, if he knows what it is like to be pregnant? The creepy creature in your abdomen An obese squirrel in the abdomen Betsy asks Kris if he knows what it is like to give birth? "You feel like you're gonna die" No Diet Coke but the heroine is OK in labor Who's gonna get fixed, Kris or Betsy? Laparoscopy is the word The Man's MRI at 2 1/2 years old Pumping him full of dope The more he got the more pissed off he got Our PSA for calming your medically challenged kid - Robot Arm He's been seizure free for a year Now he knows the "F" word Kris was raised by stray cats and wolves They are Peti Mal Who's next? Kris really wants to interview Jeff Bridges ">
Croncast - 2005-01-04.mp3 Show: #45 Length: 26:31 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 2 I'm solo today and my focus, in the most abstract context of focus, is conversations. Today's Show Intro Today's topic - "Conversations" Paying dues Thanks Nicole for letting me know! Thanks Chris "Monkey" Crewdson for the "planchette" email Naming the baby Proper names Thanks Anti- Records for linking to Jolie Holland interview!!!! Amy Gahran's first show - she'll be on the show Thursday Podcast Yahoo Group Making money podcasting Let the conversation begin The percussion discussion Emusic.com Conversation- from Art Blakey, Max Roach, Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones Jazz-Poetry Conversation from Innova Recordings Elvin's Blues - Paul Austerlitz, Bass Clarinet and Michael S. Harper, Vocal Listenership and the intangible Faking it or forcing the intangible Podcaster's advice Got some things in the works Giving back to the community My little secret The wrap up ">
Croncast - 2005-01-03.mp3 Show: #44 Length: 22:15 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 10.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 18 Today's show is co-hosted with Betsy. It is a shorter show than usual but still gives you your daily serving of Croncast. We talk a little today about my favorite gift of all time and the disaster that ensued when I used it too much. Today's Show Show notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3 Show: #43 Length: 37:38 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 17.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17 Todayris-Ep-15_betsy_kris.phpPodcast
Croncast - 2004-12-24.mp3 Newer edition of the interview is available. Show: #38 Length: 43:37 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 19.9 mb Croncast - Jolie and her friend Kris Ep. 1 Today's guest is musician, Jolie Holland. This was a huge honor for me and something I have been looking forward to for the past month. If you've been following the show I am sure you understand. Jolie talks a little on her past musical experiences, how she found my blog and why it was funny (she thought I was 70, true dat), what it is like to be on Anti Records, other stuff and my favorite . . . a possibly soon to be released live CD and maybe video of the session. For the rest of it you'll have to listen to the show. Upcoming tour dates. Today's Show Intro Kris says why he's excited today . . . Jolie Holland is today's guest Sold my soul to get show out today Check out Jolie Jolie talks about the Boulder ukulele The language used in articles to describe Jolie's music J.R. to Johnny A job based on personal eccentricities Making music that has a unique quality Multiple interpretations Escondida, escondido which? Are those cows? The rest of the audio landscape It's cold in Chicago Kris' audio nerdery takes over Jolie recorded live and possible CD release of show Record deals Jolie talks about her relationship with Anti and its artists Working with and for other musicians Chickens laying eggs for business people The Anti roster Tricky Tom Waits Nick Cave Kris' music choices are depressing in general The Black Keys Gaining real fans who are into your music for the music Kris thanks Jolie for putting us on the guest list in Chicago Jolie comments on my critique of the first Chicago show Move to suburbs and get soft Seth's lullaby Be Good Tanya's break-in "We all choose our level of difficulty." Where our stories come from Maybe when I'm 75 people will listen to me How your band becomes family I knew Betsy was the one immediately Jolie's boyfiend knew Picking citrus on the date that wasn't a date but was Skype dies Jolie picks Periphery Waltz from Catalpa Thanks for listening ">
Croncast - 2004-12-23.mp3 Length: 40:33 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 18.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 14 Today's guest is, well, co-host is Betsy . . . still pregnant and in control. Today's Show Intro Kris is asthmatic Get used to the inhaler Betsy's pink eye has subsided The eye lock No presents for Betsy, yet Amber jewelry Goodwill gift certificate for Betsy Attempted shout outs Betsy and the cleaning ladies What 30 year old guy is cleaning houses? More inhaler Jorge (our columbian cat) sleeping on baby stuff Other peoples family photos Kris is socially retarded The schnoodle Muffins bad childhood Kris has to kill Muffin's half dead loot We're all gonna be that dog Albuterol and water Sure you don't have asthma Always telling Betsy what she can't have Marlboro sponsorship for nurses Kris is pregnancy police See a dog shoot it Ricky Lake paternity tests Betsy's ticket into gay America Kris' ticket into biker America The Free Bird funeral The biker 21 pipe salute The disease, he's dead, fuck Reagan Middle name's all Victor Fighting with cops Don't mess with the Boss Hog Betsy was in FFA! Put your fingers in the chicken vagina What you learn in Ag class Kris feels bad about he uncles The 5 minute wrap-up Betsy hates the blue glasses . . . you tell Kris ">
Croncast - 2004-12-22.mp3 Length: 44:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 20.4 mb Croncast - Shane and his friend Kris Ep. 1 Today's guest is Shane Robinson from NOTM.org. Shane and Kris shoot the breeze about the winward side of the island. Aloha everybody! We talk about new podcasting applications, blogging vs. podcast, do your show your way, rules to live by and making up words. Skype stuff continues but we make it through it and the edits don't have the ringing today I believe. Today's Show Notes soon. ">
Croncast - 2004-12-21.mp3 Length: 46:50 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 21.4 mb Croncast - Amy and her friend Kris Ep. 2 Today's guest is Amy Gahran from blog.contentious.com. The blog post that started it all, The Pod People Are So Human. The follow up, Text, Audio, and Editing: I Stand Somewhat Corrected. Today, Amy and I delve into women in podcasting, technology and interface design for women. We also talk about podcasting use in education. This show was plagued by technical difficulties so there are abrupt cuts. I left them in to demonstrate a little bit of how difficult it can be to use new technologies to perform. I am starting to believe that maybe it is just Windows. My Mac compatriots seem to be handling this stuff better with their MobilePre's while mine wants to flake out if more than three applications are running. Today's Show Notes soon (I have to write some code). ">
Croncast - 2004-12-20.mp3 Length: 38:16 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 17.5 mb Croncast - Susan and her friend Kris Ep. 1 Today's guest is Susan Manning, manning.susan@comcast.net. The topics for discussion today are based around Susan's work with audio for ESL students, professional development and a bit on women in podcasting. I keep forgetting to mention Nicole Simon and owe her an apology! I think. Il get Army recruiting ">
Croncast-2004-11-25.mp3 Length: 41:02 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 18.8 mb Episode 2 With Mike Vester, How to become an overnight success in the music business in 15 years. I talk with Mike about what is has taken him over the years to gain a fulltime lifestyle as a musician, i.e. creeping up on the 'big break'. Mike is my friend and this was a fun pocast. Today's Show Intro Boxing day NBA brawlers FCC should censor the stands Lip synching Kravitz SNL and Paul Simon HHS - hired helps syndrome Broken Vegas at UTR in Chicago Recorded live in studio for 7 tracks What it means to be successful UTR wireless Kris figures out the meaning of life Big mistake southern accent Itch or scratch Elvis was really big Who's gonna pay up $50,000 Audio makes it all More studio talk ">
Croncast-2004-11-24.mp3 Length: 39:42 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 18.6 mb Episode 1 With Mike Vester, How to become an overnight success in the music business in 15 years. I talk with Mike about what is has taken him over the years to gain a fulltime lifestyle as a musician, i.e. creeping up on the 'big break'. Mike is my friend and this was a fun pocast. Check back tomorrow with Mike for episode 2. Today's Show Intro When is Thanksgiving? Using last names Mike Netherlands - I mean Vester Kris kissing up How to become an overnight success in the music business in 15 years. The voice Carnivale new season How Mike got into music He's a writer Intellectual snatch Rocker chics Lazy musicians Marriage and sex Mike's expansion plan fails The music career First songs Sheryl Rak - www.Rakvocal.com Vocal nodules Broken Vegas - Feed My Need Success in music Field Tripp Managing the band Major distribution Passions Kris fucks title up over and over ">
Croncast-2004-11-23.mp3 Length: 22:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 18.2 mb Today's Show Intro Shout out to Richie Carey and Greg Walker Special repodcast of a show that I screwed up RSS Feed ">
Croncast-2004-11-22.mp3 Length: 22:05 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 10.1 mb Today's Show Intro The weekend Tear downs Porn and Churches Elliot stops by 25 cent animals Shopping Mall for Jesus The big guys get it wrong No sex with porn stars Virgin Mobile - the power of your blog (even if you are the only one who reads it) ">
Croncast-2004-11-19.mp3 13.61 mb 29:43 64k Today I recorded after dropping the man off at school and listening to Shane's podcast from yesterday. Thanks for the feedback Shane and the beginning of the file naming discussion that is surely going to be important for user and developer experiences with this convergent medium. I made sure to add it to today's podcast. This podcast is all geek all the way. I get back to yesterday's article from the Chicago Tribune and finish my thoughts on it and give a podcasting and content forecast. Let's see what else. . . oh yeah the mic breakdown and software round-up on my pc that I use for production. Today's Show Intro Apology to Mike Show naming Shane lays down the developer naming challenge New mic rundown Software rundown Forecast for podville Preacher of podville - make room for the noobs Wrap up ">
Croncast-2004-11-17.mp3 16.9 mb 36:58 64k Today's Show Changing name of show - shout out to Shane New shitty mics Hot audio Maternity pants for men Texas cross dresser Kris's domain names Her husband Kris Show Maybe first commercial Son's hair Lazy God Damn Wal-Mart to Hell Stop with the politics Aldi's Shout out to Jeanie (I propably spelled this wrong) TKK Drunks Wal-Mart again Betsy's monkey toes ">
Croncast-2004-11-16.mp3 18.9 mb 41:21 64k Today's Show Step down memory lane, geeks, for LOGO and HERO robots. Mumbo jumbo Ham radio Alaska Dave's huge antenna Apple's in the appliance store Working for Apple What's up with the kids? Unreal Friday night killers! Moon girl Dave says, "Have a great life everybody." ">
Kristopher-Smith-2004-11-15.mp3 5.9 mb 12:36 64k Today's Show Series 1 w/ Dave Intro Mic dampening secret The here and now Check back tomorrow for a bit of the history. ">
Jimmy Jett's podcast today, thanks Jimmy for the plug and link. Kristopher-Smith-2004-11-12.mp3 14.7 mb 32:17 64k Today's Show Birthday talk about #13 Break the rules - Morphine Thanks to Dave, the Professor and John Jesus & Judas (a band) Zone Ranges (a band) ">
Kristopher-Smith-2004-11-11.mp3 10.1 mb 22:15 64k Today's Show Doggie boarding school Being your kid's best friend Evil women The handyman Baby names Stupid Ebay retards who can't read Referrers and visitors reverse DNS - Space and Naval Warfare Command Jimmy Jett ">
Kristopher-Smith-2004-11-10.mp3 11.3 mb 24:51 64k Today's Show Method Studios A52 Referrers - blog spam What I've learned so far podcasting Bloggercon III Podcasting session History and Vision Fonts - Cape Arcona, Chank, Chank Army, Dinc, Faded Abe Tech Shorts Music in today's show (links later gotta run) Aberration_Quartet-Socially_Encumbrendt.mp3 Bondo-Just_Wanna_Get_Horny.mp3 ">
Kristopher-Smith-2004-11-09.mp3 15.76 mb 34:26 64k Today's show What it is like to be pregnant and give birth Man lingerie The Gay Cowboy How uptight Kris is Hamburgers Betsy's possible repeat appearances
Don't forget to send me a link or mp3 of your most memorable Chris/Kris moment for a show I'll put together for this Friday November 12. Send to k@kristophersmith.com and include your name. ">
Kristopher-Smith-2004-11-08.mp3 6.74 mb 29:26 32k The idea for my show is the same as a million others but I am going to force myself to have a daily show that is available by 3 p.m. CST for the commute home. I'll be doing interviews and discussions, topics will vary and hopefully next week some comedy skits. For Friday November 12, 2004 I am doing a special show that will focus on favorite Chris/Kris moments. What? Everybody know at least one Chris/Kris, male or female. Send me a link to or an email attachement of your favorite or memorable Chris/Kris moment and I will stick it into my show on Friday. The original idea for this show was to have my family and friends tell me how good this Kris is, but I thought it would be more fun to talk about every Chris/Kris that people know and not necessarily myself. These can be good or bad Chris/Kris experiences but not phony ones or name replacements of some other funny story that doesn't have a Chris/Kris in them. If you send in one that I use I will whore myself out and plug your site, podcast. . . anything that you want. Send responses to k@kristophersmith.com. If I don't receive anything then you will just have to listen to all the glory and idiot things that this Chris/Kris has done. Today's Show Dawn and Drew Adam Curry Dave Winer Audio Icons Kris turning 30 Having a baby. . .and it's a hamburger. NOTM NPR PRX Transom Broken Vegas
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