Robert's Podcast: Recent Episodes
Robert Wolf
Go to Hell! is a actual transcription of three days of conversations I had with Prince of Darkness, also known as Satan, Lucifer, and the Evil One.This is his first interview since the Babylonian Captivity. He granted it because, after battling the Other Guy for 6,000 years, the tide has finally turned in his favor. He wants our species to know how he managed to degrade us and our planet. Be warned: his language is pretty raw, but listen: we have much to learn from our Adversary.
Once again, the Prince and I get to talk only sporadically. Ginger's constant outbursts have given the Prince one migraine to many and she gets to choose: either walk off the penthouse terrace or walk out the door.
My education continues as the Prince of Darkness gives further examples of how he managed to disorient humanity. Written by Robert Wolf with music by Craig Hultgren, starring Stephanie Medlock as Ginger, Robert Wolf as himself, and Robert Swan as the Prince of Darkness. Recorded and edited at Radio Harbor Country by Dave Repetto.
While we breakfasted alongside his penthouse pool, the Prince described more of his tricks for disorienting humanity. Unfortunately, our serious discussion was interrupted by his self-absorbed girlfriend who callously drowned our waiter in the pool.v Written by Robert Wolf with music by Craig Hultgren. Actors: Robert San , the Prince; Stephanie Medlock, Ginger; Robert Wolf, himself.
My discussion with the Prince of Darkness resumes as he explains how he began to disorient humanity and alienate us from there Other Guy's creation. Ginger returns from shopping and claims that Marty, one of the Prince's goombahs, was starring at her ass. Marty is forced to take a walk off the penthouse terrace.
The Prince received me at his penthouse in his Miami hotel, where he lives with his current consort, Ginger, a former cocktail waitress from Omaha. He began by explaining the origins of his 6,000 year battle with the Other Guy. (He doesn't say God.)) It seems the Other Guy got a bug up his ass and kicked the Prince and his friends out of the huge house they were all living in. Seething with hatred, the Prince decided to hurt the Other Guy as best he could—by destroying his favorite creation: the human species.For the rest of our interview, the Prince described some of the ways in which he began to disorient and confuse humanity centuries ago.