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Funny Boat Podcast

Boating is fun and funny so we podcast about funny boat things as well as funny sailing things, and funny floating things. Hosted by Captain Boomies and includes guests that know things about boating, sailing, fishing, rafting, whatever floats your boat.

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All Electric Solar Powered Yachts are crossing the atlantic, and the Funny Boat Podcast Has Questions!! Join Captain Boomies,  @silentyachts  , Captain Bill from  @theboatshow  , and  @brokerwiththebeard  , on this aggressive adventure intro. It’s actually happening too: follow along at https://www.silentatlantic.com/ The Funy Boat Podcast takes Voicemails: Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 […]

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The Broker with the Beard actually did a paid delivery, he’s doing the thing and actually putting his money where his broker smooth-talking mouth is! We listen to your VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 There’s an extended version on Patreon: https://patreon.com/funnyboatpodcast There’s a video… kind of…. it’s just more drone footage.

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Welcome the the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum where sawdust is your best friend and Skipjack adventures are up for grabs!!! We talk about what a skipjack is, how the preservation of these wonderful museum boats works, and Captain Boomies tries to create some rivalries in the sport of Skipjack racing. She was not successful, but […]

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The Boater’s Boat Show is coming up at the same time as Boat Fest in Baltimore 2025! We talk to the creators of BOTH plus fellow podcaster, Jeff Wettig from the Shooting the Breeze Sailing Podcast! Check out the BOAT FEST!https://oasisexperiences.com/boatfest/ Check out Bryant’s facebook group:The Upper Chesapeake Sailing Grouphttps://www.facebook.com/share/g/14NnRtsz8zr/ And Yeah, Wettig has a […]

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The Broker with the Beard is Back from his voyage to Fiji and has some stories. Mostly about stickers and youtubers and some shady luggage situations, but worth a listen anyway! We listen to your VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 As always, there’s kind of a video: https://youtu.be/ENI-D0U_Rz0

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Captain Hilary Howes chats about the used boat market with guest-cohost Ian Dimka —also a broker (wtf?). Two brokers to talk about buying and selling boats at an interesting time in the market. This ain’t the same frenzie that it used to be. That’s right, the Broker with the Beard was busy, but still a […]

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​Captain John Schafer of The Ministry of Sailing has a lot to say about how to stay alive on a boat! We only talk about some of that, and how much fun it must be to tell others what they’re doing wrong! https://ministryofsailing.com Leave us a VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 We’ve […]

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The Broker with the Beard is heading to New Zealand to then Sail to Fiji. We listen to your VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 There is the extended version for folks willing to part with their dollars to make it happen, but we’ll give you the first one for free if you […]

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When you’re in trouble on the water Captain Sarah is your favorite person to see! She’s a Tow Boat US franchise owner and tows boats to safety under all circumstances. Join the crew of the Funny Boat Podcast as we dive into the details of a towing and salvage company! Capatin Sarah is also the […]

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John Norton from Annapolis Harbor Boatyard sits down with the crew for a quick chat about running a boat yard and how you can get in good with your yard! https://www.annapolisharbor.net/ As always there’s a video: https://youtu.be/D7_zoyUmpRs

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David Shih Sails joins the crew to talk about running face first at this whole sailing thing, the good and the bad. He saw folks cruising the world and making videos about it so he said, “that looks EPIC!” and then he and his wife, Mary, went for it! Check out his youtube channel, because […]

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The crew chats with Mary Ewenson, the President of the Annapolis Boat Show… ShowS, plural! There’s a few of them, and it’s an epic party. This year’s show promises big fun, a massive number of boats, and only a medium amount of rest for the team at the Boat Show! Check out details for the […]

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We took a little break. We didn’t really mean to, but we’re BACK, and just as shouty about boats as ever!! The Broker with the Beard and Captain Boomies catch up on the Shenanigans of an Epic Summer season. Please enjoy. As always, there’s a video: https://youtu.be/q0J5MHIfe0o

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The Confident Captain, Cathy Williams, international watersports superstar, travels the world spreading stoke and sharing her knowledge, teaching wake sports, educating people how to be safe and courteous while towing riders for over 25 years. Recently she was inducted into the 2024 IWWF Hall Fame with the “ Pioneer Award” and 2021 inducted into The […]

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Don’t be alarmed, but there’s two brokers on this episode!! OH MY! Ian Dimka a broker with Chesapeake Yacht Center joins the crew to talk about selling boats, grooving in Annapolis and all the strangeness that comes from working on the water! Go find him: https://www.instagram.com/youryachtbroker/ Home As always, there’s a video:

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Drinks and salty stories from the most amazing bar in the port town of Cambridge, MD! The Dive Club is a complete delight! Go find them: https://rarbrewing.com/location/the-dive-club/

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The crew chats with Captain Matt from Boater’s Secret Weapon about having a pro help you through the wildest part of getting out on the water, buying your first boat!! Find more about Captain Matt and get his book: https://boaterssecretweapon.com/ https://www.facebook.com/BoatersSecretWeapon As always there’s a video: https://youtu.be/8mHUP0HT2SY

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Captain Boomies just got back from a Caribbean charter, so it’s time to rub some salt in the wound of the chilly Broker with the Beard. Plus chatting about boat parades and good times. As always there’s video: Big thanks to Christine Lozada find her here: https://christinelozada.com/

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We finally got these red-headed scallywags on the show,  @RedSeas  on the Funny Boat Podcast. They sailed to Tahiti, and had a wild ride getting there. Go check out all their adventures: ‍‍⛵❤❤ https://www.red-seas.com/ As always there’s a video: https://youtu.be/vrSL0WtdLPk

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The Annapolis Sailboat Show 2023 with Billy and Sierra of Tula’s Endless Summer. We talk about nerdy boat things, ninjas, and a bit of choking. It’s always a funny time chatting with sailors during the boat show! Give us that sweet like and follow! Check out more from Billy and Sierra here: https://tulasendlesssummer.com/ https://www.facebook.com/tulasendlesssummer https://www.instagram.com/tulasendlesssummer http://www.youtube.com/@Tulasendlesssummer As always, there’s a video: https://youtu.be/epo7wU8t1dM

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The crew talks to Luke McFadden of FV Southern Girl fame from Tiktok just before his wedding day, so we also got to chat with his beutiful bride! We of course yell about boats along the way as well. His crab stand is in Glen Burnie Maryland, and you too can buy crabs from a superstar!!!… well, maybe not this season, he’s wrapping it up. If by some chance you don’t know Luke, go check him out!https://linktr.ee/BodkinpointseafoodLuke As always there’s a video: https://youtu.be/R3Ilx7qobS4

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Captain Boomies and the Broker with the Beard talk about buying boats and how that’s kind of the point of boat shows, but also to run around and have fun with fellow boating enthusiasts! Captain Boomies and the Broker with the Beard talk about buying boats and how that’s kind of the point of boat shows, but also to run around and have fun with fellow boating enthusiasts! Find us at the Annapolis Boat Shows! https://annapolisboatshows.com/ If you’re coming, use promo code 23BOOMABS for a discount! As always, there’s a video:

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Bradford Rodgers from How Not to Sail Podcast chats with the crew about his luck with hurricanes, sailing the florida keys, and bearded sailor talk. Check out his incredible podcast: https://hownottosail.com There’s a video: https://youtu.be/5kZ5PY1rHn0

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Andy from Ocean Cruisers Podcast joins the crew from his vessel in Spain. He’s the coolest kid in Sailing Podcasts and he agreed to have a chat! We loved it! Check out Andy on his podcast: https://www.theoceancruisers.com/ https://www.facebook.com/OceanCruisersPodcast https://www.instagram.com/oceancruiserspodcast/ 🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤 There’s a video: https://youtu.be/UAJbgGw9pi0

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Don T. joins the crew for a talk about degreasing ducks and arctic exploration. There’s some good stuff about big boats and big adventure. Check out Don’s Blog: https://retiredtraveling.com/ As always, there’s a video: https://youtu.be/n2332Bj_HSs

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Boomies and Ed are on floating location with Cruise the Chesapeake Captain TJ Sanner! You can find Cruise the Chesapeake’s Booking here: https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/cruisethechesapeake We are sponsored by Chesapeake Bay Magazine! Go give them some love and tell them that Funny Boat Podcast sent you!!! Links to them: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChesapeakeBayMagazine Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chesapeakebaymag/ Website: https://chesapeakebaymagazine.com/ As always […]

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The Broker with the Beard is Back from his big delivery adventure so we have lots to talk about!! Plus, we got ourselves a sponsor!!! Chesapeake Bay Magazine has some amazing content that boaters will love! Go check them out and give them some social media love from us!!! As always, there’s video: https://youtu.be/h-h_Xps1tPQ

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Captain Boomies chats with Sail Local from Baltimore about chartering and choosing boat names. Find Sail Local here:@saillocalhttps://boatbaltimore.com/https://www.instagram.com/saillocal/https://www.facebook.com/saillocal/ As always, there’s video:

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Captain Boomies and the Broker with the Beard discuss boats, tattoos and all the technology that can trip you up on new boats. As always there’s a video:

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We talk to the Captain of a pirate ship! Captain Jim is one of the captains for Urban Pirates, a pirate themed cruise boat in Baltimore Maryland. Working with kids and BYO-Grog adults leads to a lot of funny stories and we enjoyed hearing all of them! Check out Urban Pirates: https://www.urbanpirates.com/ As always there’s […]

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Jessica from MJ Sailing and Sophie from Ryan and Sophie Sailing takeover the Funny Boat Podcast for a ladies only episode. Unfortunately your fearless (and white wine filled) Captain did not record the original episode correctly, so we did a quick re-do, and hope you enjoy it anyway!!! Find Sophie at ryanandsophiesailing.com Find Jessica at […]

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Wayne the Boat Guy hasn’t been a boater for as long as some folks, but he makes videos about all the things he learns as he gets out on the water and then he showed up to the Funny Boat Podcast to tell us some of the stories about the funny mistakes he’s made along […]

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Sophie from Ryan and Sophie Sailing Youtube talks to us about boat dogs, sailing celebrity, and French! She’s even a marine head expert! Check them out: Check out Ryan and Sophie Sailing:  @RyanSophieSailing  http://www.ryanandsophie.com https://www.facebook.com/ryanandsophiesailing https://www.instagram.com/ryan_and_sophie_sailing/ https://www.twitter.com/ryan_and_sophie There’s also a youtube version: Youtube Link for ep 008

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Salvage Arc joins us as we discuss Magnet fishing in historic Fells Point Baltimore as well as his new venture with Aqua Survey, an underwater drone. Check out Evan Woodard and his adventures: https://www.instagram.com/salvagearc/ https://www.salvagearc.com/ Need an underwater drone in the Chesapeake? Check out his business: https://www.aquasurveymd.com/ As always, there’s a video too!

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What’s the deal with finding foul weather gear, and can brokers tell if you’re too broke to buy a boat at a boat show? As always there’s a video too: https://youtu.be/9CaKRPN9_4w

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Captain Boomies makes a fool of herself at the Miami Boat Show 2023 in front of some big youtubers, including Colin from Parlay Revival. The Broker with the Beard passes his big test and becomes certifiable. There’s a video too:

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Podcasting Sailor and good friend, Jeffrey Wettig of Shooting the Breeze Sailing Podcast joins the crew for a little smack talk about yacht clubs and power vs sailboats. You can find his show at https://theescapepods.com/shootin-the-breeze/ where he interviews some of the biggest names in sailing! Total legend! As usual there is video too if you […]

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Captain Boomies and the Broker with the Beard head to Pussers in Annapolis to talk about boats and grab a few cocktails. We also accuse the bartender of being too fond of nuts. There’s also video:

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Missy & Jeremy Hall are married comedians who go cruising professionally! Check them out here: https://www.missyhallcomedy.com/

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Captain Boomies and The Broker with the Beard launch this ship with a little bit about how they got going on this podcasting voyage.

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Welcome aboard the Funny Boat Podcast. We talk about boats and boating and sailing and all the things that two professional mariners would while trying to keep things funny. This is just a teaser to get you going!

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