The Sickos Committee Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and our Canadian Correspondent Joey, along with our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY rocking in the Transfer Portal, ULM Mentioned, Mystik Dan's Photo Finish & a jockey fight in the 1930s, incredibly handsome Notre Dame Australian punters keeping wine mom's happy in South Bend, then we have a WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) for EUROVISION, the European Song Contest! We talk about Windows95Man, a Jorts Boat & Egg, Rave music still going on in Austria, San Marino and Flo-Rida, strange rap breaks in music being in, Bambie Thug, Baby Lasagna, we promise those words mean something and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and a super late arriving Beth, along with our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the Cleveland Softball Drop in the 1980s, the Tampa Bay SkaterRay, BREAKING BEE NEWS (2 Days Old now), Dave and Buster's Betting, SEC Severance Pay rates, the CFL DRAFT, then we play where did that QB Transfer Portal to? Followed by a WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) for the Kentucky Derby including a name that Kentucky Derby Horse Game and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and a late arriving Beth, along with our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the BRIAN FERENTZ ALERT, Jordan's Photoshopping of Brian Ferentz as Testudo, Rutgers Ferris Wheel, FARM O'GEDDON, other rivalries we wish to take to Ireland, FCS Playoff updated formatting, then get into the sickos NFL Draft highlights with TORY TAYLOR IN THE 4TH ROUND, David Tepper meddlesome Panthers owner, Offensive Linemen as weapons, Arthur nailing the Cardinals pick and stadium, a mannequin falling onto an INDYCAR track, Charles Barkley and Jordan hating on Galveston beaches and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Brigit and a late arriving Beth, along with a jacked up VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We shout out the Kent State Women's Golf Team, the only MAC Championship team known to humankind, talk TRIANGLES and the Broncos new uniforms, the Texans new uniforms, drinking wine and running the London Marathon, MALL POLE VAULTING, the Commish hosts an NFL International City Draft to help market the sport better and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth, along with a sleepy VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We shout out some new champions, talk about Jim Harbaugh getting the most Jim Harbaugh tattoo, the plucky G5 Washington Commanders Top Golf prospect party, updated CFB rules causing us to lose the Rutgers color signaling squad, RIP The Gungslinger Archie Cooley, Indiana practicing kneel downs in the Spring Game, the Committee making a Northwestern Graphic, we try to get Jordan to buy into the Arch Manning spring game hype and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and a brief appearance with special guest Spencer Hall, along VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk at some point in this podcast with Spencer about the Charitibundi Bowl and Ron Zook, then we talk about the Transfer Portal and Commish has no clue what or when the transfer portal opens or closes, Jordan doesn't want spring games on TV, Arthur brings us his NBA Sickos highlights since the regular season closed along with potential optimism for the CFP due to Play-in Game success, Part 8 of our 24 Part Series about the Worst Season of All Time for teams who are above 600 all time aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 1947 Ohio State and much more!
Join Commish, Pitt Girl, Adam, Brigit, and our Canadian Correspondent Joey along with VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about Northwestern's practice field hosting real games, the Commish explores to sailing a riverboat from New Orleans to Lake Michigan to sailgate NW games, CHRIS GAINES SORRY I'M MEANT CHIP GAINES SHIPLAP SMACK TALKING, Begun, the Hot Dog Wars have, Ole Miss's wild and wacky spring game with a hot dog eating contest, a Eulogy for the Arizona Coyotes, the Great Lakes Republic map, and Adam & Brigit torture us with a fake place name game for the state of Washington and much more!!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Sickos CBB's Andrew and a lite arriving Beth, along with VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the eclipse, get mad at clouds for being in some of our ways, do actual journalism on the Pierogi Dog viral photo, ripping pants on slides, 11 ejections in a baseball game in Starkville, the Commish loses power, a 72oz Steak Challenge live stream in Amarillo, we tie a bow on the Men's and Women's Basketball season, Coach Cal and Tyson Chicken, do we blame this all on SMU and much much more!
The gang was traveling for the eclipse on our usual recording date of Sunday, so we decided to drop an episode of our newest Patreon-exclusive podcast, the Prairie View Chronicles, in our feed. Join Commish and Blu from "Feed Your Mascot" podcast as they cover the history of Prairie View A&M football and the circumstances around their 80 game football losing streak. In episode one, they cover the history of PVAMU football up to 1990 and the beginning of the streak.
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth, along with VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the Sickos Committee April Fools Accord, a discovering a new weird Pitt Panther, tell you again to not to read the comments on any Iowa/LSU WBB posts, NIT FINAL LIVE (NOW TWO DAYS OLD) UPDATES, the Renegade Dog, then we get to YOUR FOOD HOT TAKES, peanut butter everywhere, grape tacos, unheard of bold flavors, Boston Market? and much much more!!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and Sickos CBB correspondent Andrew, along with the producer Arthur. We talk about Jordan’s love for weird Easter Candy, the Men’s Sweet 16 to the Final Four, UConn’s Machine, 30-0 Runs, cold shooting, DJ BURNS, NC STATE, the PEOPLE’S FINAL FOUR IN THE NIT, The WBB Elite 8/Final Four, lopsided WBB 3 point lines aka MEASURMENTGATE , announcers leaving a PAC-12 Baseball game, an Easter Candy Draft and much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and special guest Liam Anderson from the Well There's Your Problem Podcast & Ten Thousand Losses Podcast along with our producer Arthur. We talk about what instruments the Miami Marlins will allow, hope it's true that Wazzu and Oregon State games will be on the CW, the Pittsburgh Steelers as the vessel for Irish Unification, then Beth and Pitt Girl torture the rest of us with another segment of the Pennsylvania Pronunciation Game and guess the real Pennsylvania town, then we cap it off dancing to the Pennsylvania Polka as we go into Part 7 of our 24 Part Series about the Worst Season of All Time for teams who are above 600 all time aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 1931 Penn State and much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our Sickos CBB correspondent Andrew along with our producer Arthur. We talk the end of the Barkley Marathons, Commish venturing into the YouTube comments, Nebraska’s new AD, UTRGV to the Southland, punters with Big Butts, Sumo Wrestling, then March Madness with Duquesne, Jake Gohlke, Yale using the power of the Kibbie Dome, Commish jinxing the WBB tourney to be all nearly 100% chalk in the first round, Horse Olympics, Michael Bolton, Life Hacks and much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, and Pitt Girl, along with our producer Arthur. We talk about cricket champions Texas A&M, other things I forgot about because they weren't on the show notes so it'll be a surprise to you and me, we remind Jordan to introduce us many moons into the show, Jim Harbaugh's garage sale, CBB Coaches Musical preferences, we decline a bid to the NIT, the TruTV schedule, the WBB March Madness preview, the Commish's kid's CBB brackets, Impractical Jokers, a conference pick em game, and much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our Sickos CBB VP Andrew along with our producer Arthur. We talk about Trev Alberts leaving the AD job at his Alma Mater Nebraska to go to Texas A&M, then the MBB & WBB Selection Committees matching Texas A&M & Nebraska in the first round of the bracket, Jon Gruden Seamen Analyst, Purdue Pete's Hair, we're joined by Colin Deaver of KTSM News in El Paso on hour 27 of his 36 hour March Madness UTEP Journey and him meeting Big Red, then lean in heavy to the March Madness with Sickos CBB, Men's Conference Tourney Chaos, Long Beach State coaching situation, Premature Confetti, Bubble Bursting, the NIT, then we have another installment of the WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) with Jordan where he explains the Barkley Marathons, an ultra Sickos marathon which is heavily vibes based organized in some weird open secret that will make you hallucinate and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and guest Doug Reyes-Ceron along with our producer Arthur. We talk about the blessing of the ACC Mascots, we get into a little Sickos CBB and update March Madness with the Conference Tourneys, where we pick our favorite stat from the JMU & Marshall Sun Belt WBB title game, we look at WVU's win expectancy, we congratulate the conference winners, talk about STARCH MADNESS, then we have another installment of the WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) with Doug where we preview the National Women's Soccer League (NSWL), learn about KC fans having to pay how much for parking? is the salary cap real? did we forget something? and much much more!
Join Jordan, a delayed Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, Masterspreadsheeter Kevin, Brigit, and Adam, along with our producer Arthur. We give some Iditarod updates as the races nears the finish, highlight some CBB College Tourney updates, discuss the Big XII Tournament concession menu, discuss an Unrepeated Unusual Unparalleled Unique Unprecedented Unequal Unreal Special Sickos Seasons (UUUUUUUSSS) for the 4-4-3 1987 Arizona Wildcats, Part 6 of our 24 Part Series about the Worst Season of All Time For Teams Who Are Above 600 All Time, aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 2007 Notre Dame, and much, much more!
Join Pitt Girl, Commish, Beth and guest Andrew along with our producer Arthur. We talk about Moose Punching in the Idiatrod and Rule 34 (no not that one), Neal Brown's Extension & WVU fan Beth's reaction, milder jalapenos due to Texas A&M, Cal giving an actual bear to Georgia Tech after they lost to them in the 1929 Rose Bowl, the legend of Jon Dowd, a Sickos CBB preview of the Women's Power 6 Conferences and the Men's Mid Major Conference tourneys occurring this week including while we were recording, We have another installment of the WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) when Arthur previews the INDYCAR series and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and guest Catherine B along with our producer Arthur. We talk about SKY MEAT, Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken and Waffles, then the Commish grills everyone NFL combine style, we discuss the Northwestern Ryan Field sale, a 263 team CFB Playoff scenario from our subreddit, the Dairy Daddies, Part 5 of our 24 Part Series about the Worst Season of All Time for teams who are above 600 all time aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 1992 LSU and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Canadian Correspondent Joey and guest Brigit along with Arthur not on the 1's and 2's but just normal editing equipment. We talk about UMASS to the MAC, going to jail since Wake Forest beat Duke, Happy Leap Day, Commish's fascination with the lady losing an $820,000 injury claim due to winning a Christmas tree throwing contest, and a DOUBLE installment of the WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) about the upcoming Iditarod and the Formula 1 season and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the weird BBQ Flyer from 1921 that Jordan found, mixed drinks and bartending takes, Georgia State's New Head Coach, UCLA's new OC, Bull riding for UNLV Head Coach Barry Odom, SPACE HUMMUS, some mild Coffee takes, Part 4 of our 24 Part Series about the Worst Season of All Time for teams who are above 600 all time aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 1957 Nebraska and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Grish/Andrew, Master Spreadsheeter Kevin, and our Pop Tart Bowl Ambassador Katie. We talk about the updated CFP Playoff a little, the internet dunking on one Notre Dame fan, Iowa State looking for an OC, a Ferentz retires (stay tuned to find out which one), Gundy & Nutt Coach's Clinic, a US Open Cup-date in their battle with MLS, ask how thick is your ping pong paddle, we update the Sickos CBB Season with Bubble Watch game which somehow devolves into Purdue, Providence & Sparty mascot talk and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's ad. We welcome special guest Douglas Reyes-Ceron, who is floating in time throughout the podcast. We have another installment of the WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) about the upcoming MLS Season with Doug, then Jordan jinxing the Coaching Carousel (sorry Georgia State with another Satterfield Scenario), EA Sports College Football is back which devolves into us trying to make a Super Mario Nintendo Football game instead, we discuss Boston College Super Boosters, being hit by pitch 8 times in 9 plate appearances and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the death of the Pop Tarts inventor, Lent, Taco Bell's Baja Blast creations, UCLA's new Head Coach, Alabama's new OC, the new UFL rules, the history of the Altoona Curve's mascot which involved a feud with Al Roker among numerous other things, we then have another WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) about the NBA All-Star game, where we guess professions of Celebrity Game participants, then we go through NASCAR preview the race teams before the upcoming Daytona 500 and much much more.
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and Canadian Correspondent Joey along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the Super Bowl ruining our normal recording time by going into overtime and shortening the podcast, PUNTS, some Super Bowl commercial reviews, Super Bowl snacks, we finalize the BILL O BRIEN ALERT, Chip Kelly leaving UCLA to be the Ohio State OC and the drama that led to this happening, Tulane Coach Jon Sumrall's love for Mardi Gras, Commish tries to explain Neutral Ground side vs Sidewalk Side and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about this As Slow as Possible song by John Cage, the Hershey Park mascots, Warren G Harding Mentioned, THE TEAPOT aka BILL O BRIEN ALERT, go way too in depth about the Boston College Head Coaching job and program, the Washington Huskies collecting the sons of legends for their football team, the Dartmouth Union, we then have another WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) about the Super Bowl with weird Prop Bets, then we have a WICUAWSIWI Part Deux about the Biathlon World Championships, Warren G Harding Mentioned again, then we do a quick Best Season of All Time For Schools Who Stopped Having A Football Team aka BSOATFSWSHAFT which leaves us longing for Vermont Catamounts football to come back and much much more!
Join Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and Geoff from the Feed Your Mascot Podcast along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the reinvigorated coaching carousel, a short track speed skating hack, pigeon spy released?, Jim Harbaugh's RV living, ridiculous betting on Pete Rose Way, creating a BILL O' BRIEN ALERT, then the Committee debates all types of condiments! We're talking ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ sauce, hot sauce and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and our Sickos CBB Andrew aka Grish. We talk about Elmo asking how we were on a Monday morning, the Doritos Luxor Hotel, Lake Las Vegas, ziplines, sprinkle in a little NASCAR, discuss Auburn's choice at Defensive Coordinator, we then delve into the CBB season, play a blind resume test with Sickos CBB teams, plug our upcoming Sickos CBB poll, then we continue our 24 Part Series about the Worst Season of All Time for teams who are above 600 all time. WSOATFTWAA600AT Part 3 the 1956 Texas Longhorns, don't worry we all did horns down gestures the entire segment, and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as the coaching carousel seemingly comes to a close... finally, we think. It was pretty bizarre the carousel took this long, I'm mean how bizarre was it? We talk about Commish's struggles trying to build furniture, instructional Pandas, check to see if Arthur is still alive after staying up over 30 hours to watch the 24 Hours of Rolex, talk way too much about Iowa's new Offensive Coordinator, explain how FCS North Dakota's had to make three different Offensive Coordinator hires in 20 days, some Sickos CBB featuring Darmouth's WBB, ULM Basketball Mentioned, a photographer losing a shoe in a court storming at Richmond, CNN Sports breaking news about the Milwaukee Bucks and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth plus a bonus Arthur segment! We talk about the ACC Schedule release for what they are calling "specialty games" , we fall down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about the Chicago Rat Hole, RIP Uga, still no Iowa Offensive Coordinator, Arthur introduces a new off-season podcast segment about other sports and things called What Is Coming Up and Why Should I Watch It aka the WICUAWSIWI about the 62nd Rolex 24 at Daytona & the Mazda MX-5 Cup, we get into a little Sickos CBB preview for this weekend, we do Part 2 of the Worst Season of All Time For Teams Who Are Above 600 All Time aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 1957 USC and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as we hit the off-season head first. We talk about the Alan Parsons project, someone said the Commish sounded like a stadium PA announcer, the movie TIMECOP discussion (8:00-40:15), we follow the Coaching Carousel to San Jose State, Buffalo and get hyped for the 2024 VAUNTED VANDY OFFENSE with Jerry Kill, Diego Pavia and Tim Beck '64, we talk about Sports Illustrated, a little NFL, and Jordan asks us if we want to play a game??? and much much more!!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as we hit our stride in the early off-season. We talk about the abolition of time as a concept, the movie TIMECOP, basketball courts in airports, a trademarked idea involving axes and golf (don't you dare steal it), we follow the Coaching Carousel after the Saban Retirement Reverberations, and we begin our 24 or 25 part series called the Worst Season of All Time For Teams Who Are Above 600 All Time aka the WSOATFTWAA600AT for 1955 Alabama and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as we hit the beginning of the off-season. We discuss the Commish's trip to MONSTER JAM on this past SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, Why is Jordan and men? Mascot Contests, The Iowa Offensive Coordinator Caucus, Is Kirk Ferentz Quiet Quitting? The Coaching Carousel is back, Nick Saban's retirement & items placed at his statute, fake names for ESPN College Gameday Emmy's and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our special guest @CFBCampusTour Michael Barker. We discuss the year of Campus Touring and Michael's attendance of 90 CFB games in a single year! We ask him hard hitting questions about stadium bathrooms, ghosts, his method of traveling, sleeping in his rental car, how his Obstructed View photos took off on Twitter this year and many questions submitted by our twitter followers. We then discuss our way too early Top 30 Sickos Rankings we just made up, more football leagues coming up, the Holt Arena name change, a little discussion on the CFP Championship game and much much more! Also pretend we talked about Nick Saban's retirement.
Join Jordan, a fresh off a 10 hour road trip late arriving Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our Canadian Correspondent Joey. We discuss the Pennsylvania Farm show, the Commish arrives to discuss his insane day of driving and meeting up with Jordan at the FCS Championship game, tailgating, being on the field, handing out swag, meeting CFB Campus Tour and Road Rodge (Thank you Big Sky Conference). We finally get Beth's full Mayo Bowl press experience, Joey discusses Sickos On Ice and the Professional Women's Hockey League (PWHL), Arthur talks about The Accountant, we made Championship predictions that will be out of date by the time this publishes and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Grish, Catherine Briley from the The Athletic and a late arriving Beth. We recap the Bowl Games from 12/29 through the CFP! (Gator, Sun, Liberty, Cotton, Peach, Music City, Orange, Arizona, Reliaquest, Fiesta and Both CFP Semifinals.) We talk about the Dabo Gatorade Dump and Kentucky's collapse, 372 Lb 2pt conversion, suggest improvements on the Frosted Flakes Dump, Home-field Liberty Bowl for Memphis, Super fast starting Terps, Wyoming's Craig Bohl winning and going off into the sunset, wild LSU-Wisconsin Reliaquest Bowl featuring the Nuss Bus, push back on the Rose Bowl sunset discourse and Jordan talks about his Horns going down, we likely forget to preview the FCS title game and CFP Championship and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Grish, Catherine Briley from the The Athletic and our Pop Tart & Cheez It Correspondents Katie and Melanie! We discuss the Bowl games of 12/28 (Fenway, Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe, Alamo Bowl, Pop Tarts Bowl plus the Cheez It Citrus Bowl). We review our live in attendance coverage of these Bowl games and discuss what it's like when the Bad Boy Dj mower breaks, Yankee Stadium runs out of all food and drink, Santa Rutgers, Commish suffering from Imposter Syndrome in the press box at the Alamo Bowl and the madness that ensued when Katie and Melanie were on the field during the Pop Tarts Bowl and Cheez It Citrus. Also, ALL TIME PUNT YARDAGE IN A SEASON LEADER TORY TAYLOR.
Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Andrew (Nebraska) are joined by Beth live from the middle of downtown Charlotte after the Duke's Mayo Bowl and Katie fresh from a Pop Tarts Bowl and Cheez It Citrus Bowl tasting event. In addition to that they break down all of the bowl games that happened since the last episode and briefly talk about some of the upcoming bowl games and Detroit Pistons basketball games.
Another holiday gift! This is an episode of our Patreon-only podacst, Commish's Corner!
In this episode, Commish and Beth deep dive into the play-by-play of the 1939 Texas Tech vs. Centenary game, which holds the NCAA records for total punts in a game - 77.
If you want to hear what it sounds like for two people to lose their minds in real time, have we got the audio for you.
We're taking a break from recording while we're scattered, so as a holiday gift, we bring you an episode of our Patreon-only podcast Commish's Corner! In this series, Commish brings you the wildest stories of college football he can find that don't quite fit in our usual format.
This time, he's telling the story of an Australian punter so famous he had to go into hiding... in the early 1900s.
Pat O'Dea, the Kangaroo Kicker, was Wisconsin's most famous player of the late 1890s and went on to coach Notre Dame. He also drop kicked a ball 60 yards in the snow.
Commish, Beth, and Pitt Girl recap the Famous Toastery and Scooters Coffee Frisco Bowls. Then they go above and beyond to finish the bowl preview series getting us all the way to January 2nd. Also, the NBA has grabbed our attention and it isn't even Christmas yet.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, & Pitt Girl recap NCAA football championship games at multiple levels before also recapping the bowl games from Saturday. Then, they turn to future bowl games as well as the Minnesota state flag (they should have just gone with that vertical picture of a good dog)
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and special guest Nicole Auerbach from The Athletic! We interview, discuss the Sickos National Championship, along with highlighting stories throughout all of CFB with Nicole, we preview this weekend's games D3, D2 and FCS and bowls, discuss out Sickos Give Back Food Drive, then play our SICKOS BOWL BONANZA BOWL BOUND SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN game with the next 10 bowls Gasparilla though Guaranteed Rate and much much more!!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our master spreadsheeter Kevin as we talk about the Women's Volleyball Final Four, new coach hires at Tulane, Duke and Pitt OC, discuss our Sickos Committee Final Poll results and our Sickos Give Back Food Drive, break down Army/Navy and the FCS, D2 & D3 playoffs, then play our SICKOS BOWL BONANZA BOWL BOUND SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN game with the first 10 bowls and much much more!!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our FSU Rep Katie as we allow some Podcast therapy for Katie after the CFP Snub, the Commish uses a Word a Day Calendar, we discuss how Jerry Kill became the Committee's Coach of the Year, update coach hires, have a SUPER INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT FRENCH FRIES AND POTATOES due to a Potato Bowl Tweet, discuss Army/Navy, Kibbie Dome After Dark and FCS, D2 & D3 Playoffs and much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and special guest Catherine Briley of The Athletic as we talk about the “Other” bad and no good Committee, the ACC Bowl Scheduling Snafu, some light bowl previews, Whipped Cream shots, Mayo on Cheesecake, a Breakdown Conference Championship Week, FCS Playoffs, some coaching carousel news, Kibbie Dome After Dark, and much much more!
Jordan, Commish, & Pitt Girl preview every conference championship game, discuss the coaching carousel/merry-go-round, talk about Delaware's move to FBS, and break down the offensive coordinator hire for Arkansas
Join Jordan, a Cajun Commish?, Pitt Girl and Beth as they Recap the Week 13 Action! We talk about who's going Bowling, adversity & ATVs, the Big Ten West swan song and the Iowa/Nebraska masterpiece, Mountain West Computers, Old Oaken Bucket, Kentucky kicking over Louisville's sandcastles, trash talking a kicker leading to a fight, UConn/UMass, a failed BYU Hurdle, SNOW FARMAGEDDON, Commishtradamus nailing NC State's record, Commish paying off his last ULM bet of the season throughout the entire podcast and much much more!!
Jordan, Commish, Beth, Pitt Girl, and Joey preview week thirteen in college football but before they do that they recap the Grey Cup and talk about Thanksgiving. Topics include the Egg Bowl and other big important rivalry games, the bowl eligibility situation and what it means for James Madison and Jacksonville State, and an old TV show that I (producer Arthur) had never even heard of.
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl as they Recap the Week 12 Action! We get a brief live (now two days old) report by our Canadian Correspondent Joey about the CFL Grey Cup Champs Montreal Alouettes from the field! We discuss Dino Babers firing, Colorado completing an illegal forward pass, SUPER SAFETY SATURDAY (6 FBS Safeties + 1 in D2), Jerry (A View to a) Kill, New Mexico State and Diego Pavia body slamming an Auburn Player, Arkansas State's 77 Points, 4 Wheelers in the Miss St locker room, Nebraska not letting Commish bevel their logo again, the LOBOS??!! upending the Mountain West title race, the one sided BATTLE OF THE DOMES and BRAWL OF THE WILD and much much more!!
Jordan, Commish, Beth, & Pitt Girl preview week twelve. We have live (as of when we were recording) updates on the MAC and also Draymond Green. We receive disappointing news about a chain restaurant. We investigate two new bowl game sponsors.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, and Pitt Girl recap week eleven including Pitt-Syracuse from Yankee Stadium, the movie The Polar Express, and which teams are bowl eligible. They also talk about Texas A&M and Boise State firing their coaches (we recorded the episode before more coaches were fired)
Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Andrew are joined by a special guest when Rodger Sherman calls in from the stands at Western Michigan during a game. After this, they preview the rest of week eleven and discuss two great sporting venues (Yankee Stadium and the Sanford Pentagon). Also in this episode, Commish mixes up "Qdoba" and "Kubota"
Jordan and Commish are joined by Kevin and Joey to talk about Wrigley Field, Akron, Bedlam, Strep, and of course the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series
Jordan, Commish, Beth, & Pitt Girl are joined by Spreadsheeter Kevin to break down the November Sickos Poll. They also talk about Halloween costumes, Pennsylvania town names, the casinos of Reno, and attempt to come up with a new name for the Jacksonville State-South Carolina game.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, & Pitt Girl are joined by Jason Kirk to discuss week nine in college football. Topics include Sam Houston losing after ejecting a fan in a penis costume, unusual ways to score points, Alf, and pig farming.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, & Pitt Girl preview the college football action in week nine including good and bad rivalry trophies, execution, and of course first dahn.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, & Pitt Girl recap week eight by talking about the important things that happened, such as Jerry Kill earning a $10,000 bonus for New Mexico State beating UTEP, Cosmo the Cougar playing with fire, and Commish calling his shot and picking some winners. Plus, we have fun with some trivia (don't worry, not that trivia)
Jordan, Commish, Beth, and Pitt Girl preview week eight and talk about how they never remember anything that they say on the podcast, which makes writing these episode descriptions rather difficult. Some things they definitely talked about this week include the history of the Floyd of Rosedale trophy, Cougar Tails, and Commish's disdain for Autzen Stadium. Also live (-36 hours or whenever you listen to this podcast) updates from the Tuesday night games.
Jordan, Commish, Beth & Pitt Girl battle through technical difficulties to tell you everything that happened in week seven of college football after you went to bed.
Commish, Beth, Pitt Girl, and Spreadsheeter Kevin preview week seven games but more importantly they talk about the eclipse this weekend. What does the eclipse mean for college football? We also talk about big cannons and little steins.
Jordan, Commish, Beth & Pitt Girl talk about all the action in week six of college football including our attempts at a slogan for weeknight CUSA, actual somewhat serious talk about Red River, UConn's first win of the season, Iowa State's outfits (no to pants, yes to dinosaurs), Bowling Green's transitive wins and losses, Jordan continuing to jinx UMass, USC's defense, and Mario Cristobal's decision to not kneel out the game.
Join Commish, Jordan, Pitt Girl, Beth, Masterspreadsheeter Kevin as they discuss the results of the Sickos Committee Top 25 October Poll and Preview Week 5. They debate the potential Sickos Committee Game of the Week, Sam Hartman's McRib? ACC Network rundown & the CW, NEC Schedule review, NEBRNOIS, BU-TT, Purdue on Peacock, WMU's Mississippi State graphic, discuss many vintage pictures of the Michelin Man and much much more!
Commish, Jordan, Beth & Pitt Girl recap Week Five in college football and learn about milking beavers, minks, and special teams miscues
Commish, Jordan, and Pitt Girl preview Week Five in college football. Topics include: Jim Harbaugh v. Technology, NEC action, Kentucky going for a threepeat, Iowa being favored, finding a sneaky good G5 team, and much more.
Join Jordan, Beth, Pitt Girl, and eventually Commish as we get to Week 4. We discuss: a proper Pittsburgh salad, breakfast options in Pocatello, what Iowa is doing, the Pac-2 Championship Game, Puddles losing his head, our favorite UVA quarterback, Commish’s visit to Idaho State, and much more!
Join Jordan, Commish, Beth and Pitt Girl as we remember Buddy Teevens and then we get to our Week 4 Preview - ACC Network Rundown, CW Game, ULM Bye Week Mentioned, We talk about our potential Sickos Committee Games of the Week, somehow a Cow Waterbed is brought up, is Rice vs South Florida, is Rice better than Alabama? #BEATRICE, The PAC-2 Title Game, BIG SKY BANGERS WEEK and much much more.
Week 3 Recap! Jordan, Commish, Beth, Pitt Girl and Canadian Correspondent Joey recap Week 3. We discuss the CFL playoff hopes of our beloved Edmonton Elks, Committee GOTW Cuse vs Purdue, WVU fan Beth and Pitt Girl break down the Backyard Brawl, Commish pays off his ULM bet singing horribly, complimentary Vandy & UNLV tickets, an Iowa State & Ohio Sickos masterpiece, update Ferentzheit 325 and much much much more!
We recap all of the college football action from week two. Editor's note: It was in fact Cincinnati who scored the first ever college football touchdown on The CW. Pitt scored the first ACC touchdown on The CW. We regret the error (but not enough to attempt to fix it in post).
Week 2 Preview: Join Jordan, Pitt Girl, Beth and Commish as we talk about Clemson/Duke, We-Fense, a crazy Pac-2 Scenario, the Weekly ACC Network Rundown, CW Run Down before the game, Commish's weekly ULM bet, state that we have no idea what the Sickos Game of the Week will be. We make a new word involving Catcus, Mourn the loss of the Paddlewheel Trophy, somehow a Disney movie theme song makes an appearance and much much more!!
Recapping all of the college football action from week one except for Clemson-Duke (because we are in the pocket of Big Dabo)
Week 1 is here, and the Sickos Committee covers everything you need to know, like: what movie theater candy would ACC teams be, why does Rice play Texas, what brunch drink goes best with Rugers Northwestern, is anyone still going to be hungry on Monday night for Clemson/Duke, and much more.Also, this is episode 100, you crazy kids. Thanks for listening!
WE TALK ABOUT REAL HONEST TO GOD FOOTBALL including: FIU almost winning a game with 4 passing yards, the Sickos Committee Game of the Week won by UMass, USC's offense (and also their lack of defense), the CBS sports theme over various games, and much more.
WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED! This week, Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl PREVIEW REAL HONEST TO GOD FOOTBALL THAT IS HAPPENING. We also finish up our conference previews with the SEC, Sun Belt, and Mountain West.WELCOME TO WEEK ZERO Y'ALL
We continue our SUPER SICKO SPINNING SELECTION SEASON PREVIEW FORECAST: SSSSSPF aka the 5SPF with the Pac-12, CUSA, and the Big XII.
We continue our SUPER SICKO SPINNING SELECTION SEASON PREVIEW FORECAST: SSSSSPF aka the 5SPF with the Big 10, the American, and the MAC.
We begin our SUPER SICKO SPINNING SELECTION SEASON PREVIEW FORECAST: SSSSSPF aka the 5SPF with the ACC and the FBS Independents. We also finish our 41 Part Offseason Journey of The Best Season of All Time for Teams who are below .500 All Time. BSOATFTWAB500AT for short. THE FINALE!! 1987 NORTHEAST LOUISIANA aka ULM.
We have a full house tonight! Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, Andrew (the Nebraska one) and Katie come together to talk about: the 1959 Buffalo Bulls, getting Cal, Stanford, and SMU to the ACC, Jimbo needing to shut up, whether you could combine a fall wedding and funeral, the Spanish version of Barbie Girl, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, PittGirl, Andrew (the Nebraska one), and Michael get their feelings out about: the collapse of the Pac-12, the engorgement of the Big 10, the thiccest XII, line going up, the Centenary Gentlemen, DCI, the 1998 UConn Huskies football team, what school spirit really means, and more.
It's August, so of course, we're talking about: the 2018 UAB Blazers, walking tacos, potential bowl game sponsors, mushroom soup, yet MORE conference realignment, Week 0, Skip Holtz watch, and much more.
It's August, and the 2023 college football season is approaching! So of course, we discuss: the Edmonton Elks' home loss record, Colorado's future prospects, Hawai'i to the Pac 12, Rice to the Pac 12, UNLV to the Pac 12, Notre Dame to the Pac 12, the 1934 Kansas State Wildcats, Pappy Waldorf, and much more.
Special Guest Matt Brown of Extra Points Newsletter joins Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl to discuss: Athletics Director Simulator 3000 (the video game Matt made!), how to cover all of the fun and wonderful things in college sports, black turf, Biff Poggi's media days moment, Jim Harbaugh's breakfast of champions, the 1956 Texas Western Miners football team, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, and Medill grad Dr. Garage discuss: bottle service, 2023 SEC Champions Vanderbilt, 1962 Northwestern football, nuclear reactors on college campuses, Biblical kings and wine bottle sizes, and much more.
It's getting hot in here, so Jordan, Commish, Joey, PittGirl, and Geoff (of Feed Your Mascot podcast) talk about: the teams to look out for the Women's World Cup, all you can drink booze in Moscow, ID, the 1988 Idaho Vandals, the only interesting thing about college football media days, long road trips, even longer flights, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, and special guest Blu of "Feed Your Mascot" podcast come together to discuss: the 1984 Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils, in-laws, dad rage, Chicago gumbo, Jordan's loose knowledge of Genesis (the book, not the band), and more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, Kevin, and PittGirl come together to talk about: the fallout at Northwestern and where they might go from here, the best "as per your previous e-mail" letter ever, the NFL Twitter account's video choices, 1972 and 1973 Kent State football, Winnie the Pooh, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl come together to talk about: Kansas font choices, the CFL, 1915 Washington State, full morning dress, water slides, getting bonked on main, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl come together after the 4th of July holiday to discuss: kinetic sand (a plague of our times), Jordan finally getting Attack of the Clones, the 2018 FIU Panthers, competitive eating records, how much San Diego State is actually going to owe the Mountain West, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth get together and chat about: the 2019 Charlotte 49ers, social media platforms trying to kill themselves from the inside, the Biggest XII, the new CUSA, Edward 40 Hands, the Italian Bo --- RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED.
Jordan, Commish, PittGirl and Beth come together to discuss things such as: the 2021 Georgia State Panthers, the Italian Football League Championship game, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS, college fight songs, San Marino football, and much more.
I don't even know where to begin with this one. Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, and Michael talk about savory jello molds, 1-900 numbers, the 2021 Ragin Cajuns, wedding traditions, the Sickos Committee making matches, and much more.
Commish, Katie, Kevin, and Andrew (the corn one) face the offseason while Jordan is on the IR. They discuss: the 1938 West Tennessee Teachers aka Memphis Tigers, open container laws, Jelleaux, reactions to our flag draft, Lunar tourism, and much more.
The long, hot summer marches on, and so do we. Jordan, Commish, Corn Andrew, Kevin, and Joey all come along to discuss: the 1982 New Mexico Lobos, brunch opinions, semi-ethical non-monogamy in the Mountain West, the Justice Bowl, sports journalist mustaches, A FLAG DRAFT (including special guest flags from the counties of Liberia), and much more.
In this episode, Jordan, Commish, and PittGirl come together to talk about some things. Topics include: norovirus, colors of Gatorade, B1G scheduling, the 1936 Duke Blue Devils, college fight songs, Jell-O shots, and much more.
It's the off season, and Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, and Joey are feeling it. Topics include: literally everything and the 2010 South Alabama Jaguars. More specifically, we talk about how someone got rizzed up, steel bridge construction, 1/4 scale tractors, the Blue Chip Ratio, the Potato Chip Ratio, and way more.
Join Jordan, Commish, PittGirl, and Katie as they continue on through the long off-season. Topics include: the college baseball thing that definitely isn't the College World Series yet, the 2000 Oregon State Beavers, Duke's Mayo and Pop Tarts, this week's scheduling drops, red sauce vs. green sauce, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, PittGirl, and Kevin come together for a special post-long weekend episode of the podcast. They discuss: 1906 Iowa State, how much black powder would turn a field into a smoking crater, Gary Farta, College World Series regionals, BYU hip hop, and more.
On this episode, Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Andrew (the corn one), and Chicken Sedan discuss: Baconopoly, the Land Grant Trophy on a Friday night, the 1970 Arkansas State football team, the most generic baseball stadium ever, Jordan vs. "umm actually," the Webster University Gorlock, and much more.
We're deep into the offseason, and Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, and special Penn State correspondent come together fight the Sunday Scaries and entertain. Topics include: Team Turbo Power's undefeated season, a potential Washington State West Virginia dream Independence Bowl, the numerology of 13-9, the 2007 Kansas Jayhawks, bringing sexy back, and much more.
Join Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl as we discuss: the 1904 VAUNTED VANDY OFFENSE, taking your time to get your college degree, a rooting aggregation, the Magnificent 7, Minnesota place names, Jordan getting lost in tabs, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl come together to talk about things such as: the 1929 Tulane Green Wave football team, claiming national titles (you should), the XFL championship game, gators as members of the family, The Blonde Blizzard, Eurovision, Icelandic award-winning anti-Capitalist techno performance BDSM band Hatari, and more.
Join Jordan, Commish, Beth, Kevin, and PittGirl as we continue our trek through the offseason. Today's topics include: short shorts, the 1974 UNLV Rebels, Pennsylvania pronunciations Vol 2, Yinzer Mary Poppins, presidential football, and much more.
Join Jordan, Commish, Joey, Pitt Girl, and special guest Jay Arnold (@CoachJayArnold on Twitter as we talk about: ULM vs. Texas A&M, the best BBQ sides and desserts, Belarussian music, Polish folk dancing, the history of the Eurovision Song Contest, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, PittGirl, and special Washington State correspondent Adam talk about: Washington pronunciations, the Pony Express and 1982 SMU, the University of Ft. Lauderdale football schedule, playoff dates, NFL mascots with AI, gold Trans Ams, cheatin', and more.
Join Jordan, Commish, Beth, Joey, and Pitt Girl as we take you through: Turbo (the movie about a snail), the 1998 NATIONAL CHAMPION UMass Minutemen and the greatest musical hits of that year, our favorite NFL Draft moments, an NCAA bracket quiz, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Andrew, and Pitt Girl talk about: New York towns, a Vulcan statue ice luge, Jordan's organizational system, the 1950 Wyoming Cowboys, Pittsburgh in film, the NFL Draft (sort of), and the launch of our Patreon/Discord/Merch store!
Jordan, the Commish, Beth, and PittGirl come together to discuss: Coach Commish's soccer game, Jordan's death wish, spring football, XFL tiebreakers, blonde Nebraskans, meat-based warfare, Texas city pronunciations, the 1939 San Jose Spartans, and more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, Joey, PittGirl, and SPECIAL GUEST STAR RYAN NANNI (of the Shutdown Fullcast) come together to tell the story of the American expansion of the Canadian Football League. The collection of very 90s memories include: Blockbuster, one specific Orlando Hooters, Shreveport, lots of neon colors, a video called LONGER WIDER FASTER, the butchering of O Canada, and more.
Jordan, Commish, Beth, and PittGirl come together to discuss: The 1944 Wake Forest Demon Deacons, Oppenheimer or Barbie, Coach Commish's VAR problems, Lane Kiffin smack talk, the USFL's opening weekend, Pennsylvania town pronunciations, and more.
Jordan, the Commish, King of Corn Andrew, Kevin, and Beth all come together to discuss: American Gladiator names, Buc-ee's again, the new Uga, Kliff Kingsbury's shortened vacation, possible Air Bud spinoffs, the US Open Cup, Louisiana location pronunciations, and the 1929 AND 1969 Akron Zips.
The Commish, Beth, and PittGirl try to keep a podcast on track while Jordan's internet dies about 40 minutes in. Topics include: how to end a podcast, Louisiana locations, a falling tree, the CW, how to give up 7 runs with 0 hits, Ireland's favorite football team, Egg Day traditions, and much more.
Jordan, Commish, Andrew, Joey, and eventually Beth all come together to discuss: Simon Frasier football (RIP), b-b-b-b-asketball, state pledges, the 1940 Mississippi State Maroons, Hoya Saxa, 6 minutes of Wrestlemania, and much more.
Join Jordan, Commish, Andrew, Beth, and Katie as we talk about: XFL upsets, the Transylvania Pioneers, the Louisiana state flag, the Women's NCAA D1 Basketball Champs LSU, FAU's 2003 season, Howard Schnellenberger's mustache, Air Bud World Pup, the Men's Final Four, and more.
Jordan, the Commish, Kevin, and PittGirl talk about things such as: the US Open Cup, just guys bein' dudes on Gibraltar, Mississippi location names, squatchin', splungin', the 1945 Temple Owls, dinks, and much more.
Join Jordan, The Commish, Andrew, and Blu as we come together and talk about things such as: The 1927 Michigan Normal State College Normalites (now Eastern Michigan), the Final Four, NCAA bowling championships, Jordan's absolutely heretical plan to reseed the NCAA tournament, Miami being a basketball school, who is the football coach at FAU, and more.
Join Jordan, the Commish, Beth, and PittGirl in a battle of Pennsylvania knowledge as the non-Pennsylvanians try to guess truth from fiction in commonwealth city names. Also, we talk about mayoshine, putting an electronic tracker on Bobby Petrino, a man named Froggie, and the 1949 Rice Owls.
Join Jordan, the Commish, Andrew, Beth, Dr. Garage, and Pitt Girl as we get into the middle of b-b-b-b-b-basketball. Topics include: the Virginia YEET, Purdue's problems, Fairleigh Dickenson's triumphs, Princeton slander, the 1976 Rutgers football team, Michigan men's basketball woes, and much, much more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, Beth, and PittGirl as we all discover new things about the world. Topics include: the Barkley Marathons, college football in micronations, what ref review would look like in the Sistine Chapel, poetry in sports journalism, the 1915 Colorado Agricultural College Aggies, and more.
Jordan, Commish, Andrew, Beth, Kevin, and PittGirl all get together on Selection Sunday to talk about b-b-b-b-basketball and the 1945 Indiana Hoosier football team. Other topics include: a debate about what makes an island an island, popped collars, impressive runs by lower seeds, the first four, the Sickos CBB poll, and much more.
Join the Commish, Jordan, and PittGirl as we talk about things such as: the crash at the Czech Stop, NEC football, the undefeated 1960 New Mexico State Aggies, synonyms for March Madness, Northern Arizona basketball, magic in the desert, and more.
THE COMMISH HAS RETURNED! He joins Jordan, Beth, and PittGirl to talk about: Ferrari problems, how old is old, ways to take down a drone, Brian VanGorder, Guardiansgate, the 1981 Bluebonnet Bowl, the Southwest Conference, beer snakes, b-b-b-b-b-basketball, and more.
Join Jordan, Andrew, Joey, and Katie on an unusual Wednesday night recording of our podcast. Topics include: the Italian Football League, John Grisham, American Athletic Conference rivalries, umpireless baseball, alpaca yoga, b-b-b-b-basketball, and more.
Join Jordan, Andrew, ChickenSedan, and PittGirl as we talk about a bunch of things, including: Vegas's XFL stadium, the Ion Network, where you can find the Pac-12 Network, b-b-b-b-basketball, reseeding in conference tournaments, and more.
Join Jordan, Kevin, Michael, and PittGirl as we boldly go into the newest season of the XFL. Topics include: tattoo bets, XFL rules, lemons as projectiles, the Aggie kidnapping of the Rice Owl, Hartford basketball, a quiz about defunct football team names, the Lingerie Football League, and more.
Join Jordan, Andrew, Beth, and ChickenSedan as we come down off of our Super Bowl high and really stare into the offseason. Topics include: the proper speed for streaking, NEC basketball, turf management, consummating a media rights deal, and more.
Join Jordan, Beth, Katie, Kevin, and Joey as they get together and talk about the build up to the BIG GAME. Topics include: Brian Ferentz's contract, Hooters Airlines, Norm Chow, how to pronounce Wrocław, the mysterious vanishing Vermillion Bobcats, and more.
Join Jordan, Beth, PittGirl, and Andrew as we sit around the virtual fire for a Sunday evening chat. Topics include: panthers aren't real: point and counterpoint, Kevin Steele's magical mystery tour, Plato, the 1985 California Bowl, b-b-b-b-b-basketball, and more.
Join Jordan, Andrew, Beth, and Kevin as we continue our long trek through the offseason. Topics include: the 1876 Harvard Yale game; Pete Golding, Alabama's defensive savior; weather predicting rodents, b-b-b-b-b-basketball, and more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, PittGirl, and Beth, as we continue our trek through the offseason. Topics include: the 1939 Rose Bowl, scary parade floats, Cincinnati schedule math, drunken walking, and being rowdy at sporting events.
Join Jordan, Commish, Andrew, Joester, Beth, and Pitt Girl on the Sickos Committee Podcast as we continue our journey through the offseason. Topics include: D3 Rivalry trophies, Beth's opinions on Lutheran choirs, Minnesota (the state) slander, Louisiana Monroe athletic director news, how much money it would take to get someone off a beach in Thailand, and more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, PittGirl, Andrew, and Beth as we continue our trek through the CFB offseason. Topics include: why Austin isn't the coolest city ever, Jim Harbaugh eating fries without ketchup, Limp Bizkit's cover of "Behind Blue Eyes," the story of the first AP poll season, and a mid-season college basketball update!
Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, PittGirl, Andrew, and Blu come together to kick off the offseason. Topics include: what kinds of airports are in Tuscaloosa and Oxford, the first major indoor bowl game, Dabo's big get, Seamen, and more.
Special guest LucySportsJokes joins Jordan, the Commish, PittGirl, and Beth to discuss the CFP National Championship Game and memories of Iowa 2023. Other topics include: Kirby Smart's internal news network, Lucy's encounter with Perry the Pylon, an Iowa facts game quiz, that damn Whopper commercial, and much more.
Join Jordan, Commish, PittGirl, and Beth as we recap the FCS Title Game, preview the FBS title game, and cover what's been going on in the wild world of college football. Topics include: cocktails with Baileys and orange juice, Beth's egg allergy, South Dakota State's victory, the 7-2-2 defense of the 1905 Chicago Maroons, Bobby Petrino to College Station, and much more.
This is part two of our very length bowl recap. Join Jordan, Commish, PittGirl, Beth, Andrew, and Kevin as we talk about the Pinstripe Bowl through the Rose Bowl. Topics covered include: the abysmal turf of Yankees Stadium, playing baseball in a NASCAR infield, the Sun Bowl's weird weather, Joe Milton III's arm being used as a weapon of war, all of the mayo in the world, and much more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, Pitt Girl, Andrew, Kevin, and Beth as we talk about the bowls that happened while we were doing December things. This is part 1 of 2, which covers the New Orleans Bowl through the Texas Bowl. Topics include: the Commish yelling at states, the bountiful butt on the Birmingham Bowl trophy, a Canadian committee member not quite making it to the Quick Lane Bowl, an anguished Hogs fan blocking the camera in Memphis, and more.
Join a whole bunch of people as we talk about things like: upcoming bowl games, the logistics of playing a playoff game in a field in Minnesota, what's really in the fifth dimension, Jim Harbaugh: The Modern Major General, and much more.
We've got a bunch of guests, including Michael, Andrew, Katie, Pitt Girl, and Blue, and we discuss: Jordan's pronunciation issues, ships vs. boats, the Celebration Bowl, the chill vibe of the Bahamas Bowl, and much more.
Jordan, the Commish, Pitt Girl, and Andrew come together to talk about the next set of bowls, upcoming playoff games, and memories of Mike Leach. Other topics include: Jordan's fanfiction, casinos in Shreveport, Big Red on Bourbon Street, Baylor playing Canadian rules football, and more.
Join Jordan, the Commissioner, and Beth as we discussion the past week of college football and preview the first bowls. Other topics include: Jordan's pronunciation of the city Mobile, the Commish and Beth making fun of Jordan's pronunciation of the word Mobile, Jordan awkwardly saying Mobile 10 more times trying to make it sound right but failing, taking bowl teams to random locations, and Army/Navy hitting the over.
Join Jordan, the Commissioner, Beth, and Pitt Girl as we preview football and talk about a bunch of stuff, including: land disputes in north Africa, some coaches that probably deserve coach of the year more than the usual ones, juries (but not those kind), weather in the western US, taking the under in Army/Navy, where D3 schools are located, and more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, WVU Rep Beth, and Spreadsheet Guru Kevin as we discuss: Akron vs. Buffalo, the real game of the week; Dr. Pepper Scholarship Toss controversy; the coaching carousel, somewhat; the Gilmer HS (TX) Buckeyes; FCS chalk; Georgia teaching LSU what a live ball is; Beth getting a sword in Russia and flying it on a plane to the states; and much more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and Pitt Girl as we discuss a bunch of stuff, which may or may not include: Championship week, hirings and firings, Paw Patrol, fake UTEP rumors (?!), New Mexico State being on the cusp of bowl eligibility, Friday AFTERNOON MACTION, and much more. ALSO VOTE IN OUR SICKOS END OF THE YEAR POLL!
Join Jordan (for real), the Commissioner, and WVU Representative Beth as we talk about: Beth's collect of crock pots, the Commish's juice turkey, the Egg Bowl, Clemson getting too cute, Florida's eternal goal line drive, Jacksonville's mascot, UTEP's bowl dreams crashing down, and much, MUCH more. Also, this week is edited and even has some sound effects at appropriate volumes.
The (absent) Sickos Committee VP Jordan & Commissioner Escalante are joined by rivalry week representatives Obnoxiously Pitt Girl and WVU rep Beth to preview week 13 including: Georgia golf trophies at the Iron Bowl, how many McFlurries will buy you a suite at Hard Rock Stadium, a Voltron of jet skis, and the commish desperately trying to keep Backyard Brawl talk out of the podcast.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and WVU Rep Beth as we cover what happened in Week 12 of college football. Topics include: TCU's fire drill field goal, top 10 teams having moments, South Carolina's apotheosis, the OVC's coin flip, PLAYOFF TALK, and more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and Katie as we discuss what's coming up this week in college football, including: rivalries that aren't on the right week, the Phoenix Five and the theft of the Stanford Tree, two day old MAC updates, ACC slander, the Brawl of the Wild, and more!
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and special guest ChickenSedan as we recap what happened in Week 11 of College Football. Topics include: UConn being bowl eligible, and still not getting a shirt; an unfortunate hurdle attempt by a Nebraska player; Clock Commander Jimbo Fisher; UCLA absolutely not holding up their end of the bargain; drama in Canada for the Lone Star Conference; and much more.
The Sickos Committee VP Jordan & Commissioner Escalante are joined by WVU Rep Beth to preview Week 11 - We give live MACTION updates that’ll be 2 days old by the time the podcast goes out. We talk about things we missed last podcast, discuss Rotisserie Chicken Guy and discover we have a lot in common with him. Also Week 11 previews. UMass at Arkansas State and does Don Brown hate in Stadium waterfalls? The Everyone Gets 1 Win in Division 1 Watch, Graham Mertz vs Spencer Petras in an Aerial Assault for the ages, over/under Stanford Field Goals, we preview the ACC Network’s schedule again, the Golden Boot, the Bronze Boot along with Wyoming and Colorado State playing football in 1899, also we ask why is the Purdue Cannon so tiny and much much more!
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and special guest Pitt Girl as we discuss what happened in Week 10 of college football, including: The Battle for the U, more ACC slander, which Aggies are currently the best Aggies, which water slide Commish is going to have to go down at Schlitterbahn, and much more.
Join Jordan, the Commissioner, and our VP of Recreational Spreadsheets Kevin as we talk about our November Poll and preview Week 10 of college football. We discuss: the real Sophie's Choice - UTEP or Rice, which ACC game will have 8 fumbles this week, and the Big South matchup of the year. We do not discuss: Texas at Kansas State, because Jordan filibusters any possible conversation of it.
Join Jordan, the the Commissioner, and Florida State representative Katie as we discuss THE QUAD BOX, the Sickos Committee in mainstream press, Iowa Northwestern being both exactly what we thought it would be and nothing like what we thought it would be, more ACC slander, a bunch of our favorite teams having 4 wins and being on the verge of bowl eligibility, and more.
Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, Pitt representative Pitt Girl, and West Virginia rep Beth preview Week 9 of college football. Topics include: the possibility of a 7-way tie in the B1G West, West Virginia frustrations, Rice football being good and no one noticing, Gameday at Jackson State but the game being on ESPN3, and much more.
Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and special guest Blu come together to discuss what happened on Week 8 of college football. Topics include: Wagner's big win over LIU and the Staten Island Screamer, Iowa's woes against Ohio State, Miami finding rock bottom, and Texas A&M doing buyout math. Also, we talk about Weber State's 4 safeties, Toronto's walk-off rouge, and why Jordan shouldn't be allowed to mix sound effects into the podcast anymore.
The Sickos Committee VP Jordan & Sickos Committee Commissioner Escalante are joined again by FSU Rep Katie to preview Week 8 - We guess the Georgia State vs App State score wrong. We discuss the pop-tart viral tweet, Jordan displays unbridled enthusiasm for one bakery for Girl Scout Cookies, Buying alleged Neyland grass from eBay. We dub this week COIN FLIP CHAOS WEEK (insert coin noise here). 15 games are basically analytical coin flips. Ole Miss/LSU, the FCS Sickos Friday Night Special on Staten Island, 0-6 LIU vs 0-6 Wagner!! The Commish’s weird Iowa vision, which will be hilariously wrong or will he be a visionary?? We yell at Western Kentucky to not tease us and put Big Red on the Helmet. The Commish’s ULM bet and much much more.
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and three-peat guest ChickenSedan as we go through what happened in Week 7 of College Football. Topics include: New Mexico State's big win the Battle of Enchantment, jinxing UConn, Colorado's win over Cal, LSU's tackling, 1906 Vanderbilt, and much more.
The Sickos Committee “Man of Many Mai Tais” Jordan & Sickos Committee Commissioner Escalante are joined again by Pitt Girl to preview Week 7 - We likely guess the Ragin Cajuns vs Marshall score wrong. We discuss the UCF Space Uniforms, Auburn owns the Moon? Moon Church, some team should claim the Sun. FIU Vice & Cameras, 100 MILES OF HATE, Iowa vs Bye Week, Pitt Girl teaches the Commish to pronounce Israel Abanikanda, Will we ever find out Is Syracuse Good AND WORLD RECORD PUMPKINS!!!
The Sickos Committee “Man of Many Titles” Jordan & Sickos Committee Commissioner Escalante are joined by BYU Rep Michael and HBCU Rep Blu recap Week 6 - We tried three times to record this one after complete system crashes. We had Michael live react to all the things he missed this weekend. Blu discussed the Jackson State and Alabama State coach drama. We recap our SICKOS GOTW Colorado State and Nevada. Nebraska/Rutgers. So much discussion about Iowa and Illinois. Beware, it’s likely too much. Also someone proposed at the Illinois and Iowa game?? Braggadocious Longhorn fan Jordan makes his first appearance. We award Clock Commander of the Week. Kansas/TCU, the Curse of Scott Frost, Rank Tulane Damn It! EMPs on Tennessee’s sidelines?? Why was Frasier at a Rutgers game?? And much much more Sickos discussion.
Jordan Commissioner Escalante, Jordan, and special guest recreational spreadsheeter Kevin as we discuss the October Sickos Poll, Friday night MWC-tion, heavy trophies, and why Red River feels like a shameful event this year.
The Week 5 Recap - Commissioner Escalante journeyed across barren West Texas to go see FIU vs New Mexico State in person. We thank our gracious NMSU hosts and talk about Pistol Pete with guns, eating all the chili peppers. Commish, Jordan, and special Penn State correspondent Danger also cover our Sickos GOTW LSU/Auburn, Louisville/BC, the UTEP Bowl Bound Express, and whether or not the new Auburn athletic director should also have execution powers.
VP of an increasing number of things Jordan and Commissioner Escalante are joined by returning guest Chicken Sedan to preview Week 5, which we couldn't figure out a name for. We discuss the ACC Network's schedule, by Auburn LSU might be Sicko GOTW, why Colorado Arizona might be Sicko GOTW, and Escalante's ULM bet for the week. Also, we talk about which country Jordan should VPN from and Commish's upcoming road trip to Las Cruces!
The Sickos Committee VP of Graphic Design & Irksome Sicko Data Graphs Jordan & Sickos Committee Commissioner Escalante are joined by Florida State Representative KT to recap Week 4 - IRK WEEK. We discuss Auburn & Mizzou, Iowa & Rutgers. IRK WEEK Winners, ULM, TCU, Houston, Texas A&M, Kansas State. Also, we discuss Pitt’s 3rd String Kicker going rogue and coin the phrase “revenge onside kick” leaving the special teams coach LIVID on the sidelines and much more!
The Sickos Committee’s VP of Graphic Design Jordan & Commissioner Escalante are joined again by the representative for Pennsylvania, Pitt Girl to preview Week 4 of College Football. Welcome to “IRK WEEK”! We discuss about the Battle on The Bayou between ULM & Ragin Cajun’s and its mysteriously missing rivalry trophy. They also discuss the Bayou Bucket (Rice vs Houston), the Iron Skillet (TCU vs SMU), the Black Diamond (WVU at VT) and the Chancellor’s Spurs (Texas at Texas Tech). Tortilla aerodynamics are debated, the bright sun shining in Jerryworld for Arkansas vs Texas A&M, Hawaii & NMSU, the over/under in the Iowa and Rutgers game and a bad singing attempt at Punterstruck, Is Syracuse Good? Jordan’s Sickos Data charts tormenting our followers and much more!
In this episode:
- Special Guest Committee Member Joey is Canadian!
- How many sickos were at Kinnick after the delays?
- Jordan almost apologizes for all of the nightmare Oski, and then he walks it back
- Bat facts
- Is Syracuse good?
Jordan, the Commissioner, and special Florida State committee member Katie talk about:
- Why the Sickos Committee might crush someone's faith in democracy
- Steel Magnolias
- How the Mountaineers Stole Game Day
- The Commissioner's bet against Alabama
Join Jordan, Commissioner Escalante, and special member in good standing PittGirl as we discuss:
- Jordan's weekend of Dad-ing that left him clueless about the chaos
- Iowa State Iowa lived up to expectations, and we thrived
- A discussion of what the plural of Paul Pasquiloni is
- Is Syracuse good?
- Standing on the 10 yard line to get a better look at LSU football
In this episode:
- Duke and Northwestern are playing a sport called football
- Why is no one talking about FIU-Texas State? Because we are.
- The Battle of I10 is on
- HBCU previews with committee member Blue
In this episode:
- Jordan's voice is shredded and sounds almost decent for once.
- Iowa breaks football math
- UNC App State goes on one
- William, Mary, and Charlotte: foundational folk trio?
- What's the weirdest way you can miss a Field Goal?
Join the Commissioner, Jordan, and special guest member ChickenSedan as we cover:
- Jordan's mic levels were bad, and now there's gross clipping sounds!
- The heightened expectations of Florida State and LSU
- Indiana and Illinois is a game
- Big Red's mythological origins
- A Waterford crystal helmet
- Travel plans and Terry Bowden
We've got Week 0 action for you!
- Nebraska Nebraska'd
- UTEP got palendromed
- Are mascots having a weird moment?
- Vandy praise!
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