Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier League: Recent Episodes
Jary Groth
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Mega sized episode this week, as we welcome the manager of top contender Jonjo's Goggles to the poddy. Namaste
This episode, it's a classic Tale of Two Producers. Listen as Jary and Brian (Grian??) go head to head in single combat. Only one emerges alive!!!!!!
Did we mention that you're not ready? You're not. This episode features the bewitching fan-favorite, "Hunter" Hawes, in a starring role. The season is just getting started!
You're always welcome around our CGFPL family table. Today's agenda: Predictions. FPL Grades. Strategies. Goalie talk? No. Join us!
The boys are back for a pretty wonky gameweek! But we're talking hairstyles, we're talking PL storylines, we're checking in on each others' health.
The renowned manager of Salt Lake City F.C. stopped by the studio to give an educated take on "knocks", Fulham, and the Premier League at large. This one is VERY NPR.
It's that time of year again. The time when we offer up the latest and greatest jerseys of the premier league to be judged and critiqued accordingly by the foremost authority on the subject. Join us, won't you?
Welcome back to the house of failed bits. It's international break? Get your heads back in gear, gang!
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Come one, come all, huddle around your old timey radios for the Corporate Global Fantasy Premier League Podcast! The joy of victory, the agony of defeat, the embarrassment of captaining anyone whose initials aren't EH - it's all here for you, dear listener. Corporate Global declares this season now OPEN
Featuring first-year club owners Hunger Hawes and Jeff Landowner! And don't even get me started on the dulcet tones. Listen to this one in a hot tub!
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CGFPL Cup has begun! Will anyone be able to catch the infamous griffith brothers for the top spot? No they will not.
Welcome one, welcome all, to the soothing spa treatment of cgfplps3wt&e. Please dress down to whatever clothing level makes you the most comfortable. That's it?? You can't possibly be.... okay okay I'll work around the newcastle alternate kit
Amber is the color of both boys' energies today! Evan joins a soccer league. Taylor gently razzes him. All is quiet on the western front.
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PLEASE stop sending fan mail. It's all peace and love but tyler and edgar literally have a permanent bonfire outside their luxury apartment because I'm having to feed it your mash notes 24/7. Plus they get mad when I try and read the letters aloud and they whip my fingers with real whips til I throw them out the penthouse window into the rising fire. We're on the 135-137th floor here and the fire is nearly to the window. They say they love you (and I contractually agree) but PLEASE keep your horny messages to yourself or on tumblr or on Ao3 where they belong. Thanks :)
Okay, let's see, this will be the 6th episode for both of you - I'm thinking we need something a little more simple, a little more elegant, and less grey. Did it, done it, own it. I'm gonna throw some colors atya: Mauve, Teal, and Salmon, what do you like? Besides the salmon OKAY, Madonna! Don't keep it. Just put that in the mix (wink) I SEE LASERS! IT'S A MIRACLE! HE BELIEVES! HE BELIEVES!
Jerzey Kong joins the Diddy and Cranky show to talk about Monkey Fashion, most notably including those terrible striped shorts on the pegleg crocs in the kremling krew. Plus, OSTRICH YEEZY'S??????????????
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Nobody panic! Get in your safe space, wear your helmet if you can, and hunker down til it passes over. Hopefully there's no windows where you are, but it might be cool to watch the beautiful asteroids get larger and larger as they hurtle toward our planet for the last time. Hey, while I've got you here, can I interest you in some hot takes on the corporate global fantasy premier league? Oh man you're gonna love this
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OH WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING IN OH WHEN THE SPURRS GO MARCHING INNN HOW I LONG TO BE IN THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING IN COYS COYS COYS COYS
This one's an Estes solo mish where he gets in there zero-dark-thirty style and absolutely hooks us up with knowledge bullets. Prepare your minds and bodies to be riddled with premier league wisdom and explosive insight
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It is a momentous occasion! In this episode, hear Taylor Hare and Evan Estes make the distinct commitment to you, the listener: never again to miss a week of podcasting! Even in the off-season, they commit to bringing you only the highest-quality conversation that you have come to expect from CGFPLcast. And for the low price of $10/mo. (less than Netflix!) you can hear every episode, in its entirety, in glorious high fidelity. This price increase is meant to add VALUE to your listening experience, and we hope you join us on this great leap into the future of technology.
Fan-favorite Eli Estes of the powerhouse Tanguy Take Me Home makes his first appearance on the pod for a decisive brother battle in which we finally who decide who is the superior Estes. Only one survives. Do not miss this one, folks.
Hoh hoh hoh everyone we bring you the gift of soccer and TODAY we find out just what is the deal with Evan's Lord's a-Leaping over the winter fixtures. Ding a ling, hear them sing, soon it will be Estes day (unless wyatt continues to do his art BETTER)
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Great news for Taylor fans! Over 900 hours of CGFPL archival audio has just been leaked, and we're your way in. In this sample, we've unearthed an insane vocal track from CG king Taylor, for the very first time. Check our page for more!
Soccer time coming fast and you know what that means don't you PODCAST TIME that's right a high octane brain-blasting hour of volcanic takes and incinerating perspectives fully unfiltered from the three godkings of FPL - This episode is also featuring William Spicer, who for some reason is allowed by the universe to be exceptionally great at multiple fantasy sports >:( Willy explains his mastery of Dataism and walks us through his shrewd mental dataductions so that YOU TOO can aim for the throne
Podcasts, podcasts, heard y'all were looking for podcasts? Oh ho, have I got something for- ... a podcast about fantasy premier league? Don't doubt our- ... about the insular corporate global fpl??? You drive a hard bargain sir, but send us 4 ducats of Ethereum and we'll send you a discreet, unmarked package. It's another international break this week, and we are thrilled to welcome on the celebrated young man about town: REID - manager of Naptown FC. This is a good podcast, you won't regret this decision (*shakes your hand, palms your watch and tucks the spoils into loudly jingling pockets)
Full disclosure: zoom ate several bits and bytes of the audio, but we did some field surgery as best we could. The episode is still, of course, VERY good. Happy Halloween you F.A.'s
This episode is purely for the fellas in the house, as we discuss the pros and cons of the geriatric Craig Danielson's farewell tour as the hunky spieman Jane's Bond. We've all seen the movie and we all DEFINITELY know what the film is called. (*E minor [add maj 9] chord as the camera zooms in on my wink)
It's our spookiest episode yet, slinging demerits, ted lasso references, and even a mysterious audio issue (THAT I EDITED OUT jeez guys). Despite these slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, this enlightening conversation with Rob (of Smeagoal/Goallum fame) is sure to take your results next week to the top of the table. Happy Halloween, managers >:)
Isn't one of our lads a year older then? And his gift to you, the listener, is an extra year of wisdom at your disposal to carry you into the upper echelons of the Corporate Global Fantasy Premier League. And are there any echelons higher than that? No there are not. Happy belated birthday, Evan. You've grown so tall :')
It's the international break, and we've somehow managed to snag the revered Dew Weasel from his busy schedule for a delightful fireside chat in which Taylor definitely does not blast Nuno again. I haven't finished the ep yet, but gee I hope they don't go too hard on the man again. I'm sure they'll get Jake's takes on those sick Venice kits though. Anyone want to hop on discord for Saturday's matches? I think Percy and I are going to watch the early game since Spurs are at Palace. Brentford/Brighton is going to be a sick match too. Let me know! I'll make us some coffee etc etc
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House Estes rises in power while House Hare disintegrates. Cor blimey this table's wibbly wobbly I'm the good doctor T for Tardis join us on a bloodie grand bang-up adventure Ronaldo is back?? I can't imagine anyone will be picking him up though (unless!)
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The NPR money is rolling in now, lads. From here on out, we're offering the most expensive forwards, the highest quality jerseys, and certified authentic Ancelotti eyebrows for everyone.
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Hold on a minute, you mean to tell me it's game week ONE and these guys are BECH BOOSTING?! Listen m'lord, it's not good and it's not right. We try and run a proper league here, and we can't just let any old swindler through the doors. That being said, we always applaud a go-getter. That being said, consider yourself banished until game week 2 >:(
You've joined the league(s), come up with a team name, talked all manner of shit to your competitors - Sid from Toy Story voice "Now for the tricky part...... PLAYERS."
The season's right around the corner. Join us, won't you?
Biryani Paneer League is BACK, and Taylor and Evan have got the HOT TIPS to get your summer managerial look so styling. Who's HOT? Who's NOT? Evan thinks he's VERY HOT.
Sit down, son, we've got a lot to talk about. Long exhale Listen, you are your own man now with your own responsibilities, and you can make your own decisions for your life. But I couldn't help but notice that at the rally last night you didn't chant "fuck the super league" with all of us. Again, you can come to your own conclusions about this kind of thing, but while you're living in my house you will chant with us, do you understand? Good. I'm proud of you, son. Heh, anyway... I bought us a pack of hobnobs. Let's kick back and enjoy Chelsea football the way God intended it to be enjoyed.
Did you miss us? Did you forget that there's still soccer happening? >:( Don't forget anymore. Remember who you are and WHOSE you are. Don't let a week go by without setting those teams [ unless ;) ]
You wanna be on top? Well too bad it's EVAN now. Evan is Champignon. Long Live King Evan.
The boys are going to get you set up for this game week though. Listen up, and get psyched for the end-of-season wrap-up party at Fazolis.
WE'RE BAAAAAAACK. Taylor definitely says "Droid Federation Army" in this one, so you know it's lit. Make those transfers! Set those lineups! There can only be one winner. Don't NOT be your very best possible self - you may end up with "Most Christ-Like."
The lads break down a very very strange gameweek (and real week). A king is dethroned. Catchphrases are re-used. An episode comes out after the official GW. It's the CORPORATE GLOBAL FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE
Taylor and Evan get deep into Chelsea/Liverpool slander, and give dumb folks like me the scoop on how to properly play Pandemic Premier League. Just guys being dudes today B)
*emerges from carbonite
*falls to knees
"Who's there? I.... can't see..."
*tries desperately to recount the previous seven days' events
"I'm.... I'm sorry this one's late, gang... I guess it just wasn't meant to be and-"
*Collapses to the floor in penitent death.
Manager Wyatt of the Winner Faces reveals all his secrets in an exclusive tell-all interview with the boys! Just for starters, who's he with? What does he REALLY think about all this? It might not be what you think >:)
Oh no, we've become unstuck in time! We're floating and falling through the milky miasma that makes up the multiverse. This special episode was recorded on November 17th 2020 - may it remind you of the days when we existed in physical form upon a stable plane of existence :')
This week it's CRUMBS manager Tim Griffith on the horn, here to dish the hot goss on Mourinho and put his brothers on blast.
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