Stellar Future Radio: Recent Episodes
Stellar Future Radio
~A News Podcast From the Future~ Science fiction, satire and fun from the far side of the asteroid belt. New episodes uploaded every two weeks. News allocator ROI is with you, 24 hours a day, sharing trending stories to citizens on the moons of Jupiter and beyond.
SEASON 1 FINALE - Two massive scoops of news every thirty minutes. One is never enough! My name’s ROI and I talk a lot. I talk about good things bad things fun things odd things, but never boring things...
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Welcome to this sneak peek of bonus material provided by our parent company Stellar News Network. The “firsts ones free" approach is a proven marketing strategy for engaging new customers. Not only does this bonus episode symbolize value, but it also displays the generous, caring disposition that my bosses wish to project. So please enjoy this treat and give us your extra money. Cheers
Music - "Cascade" by Hotel Pools
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The News is upon us once more denizens, thirty minutes of happenings occurrences, circumstances, actions, reactions, ripples, events ...things...so many things. My, the system really is full of things, isn't it? Rolling them all together would be a Princely feat.
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Intro - "Oh Boy" by Years of Denial
Outro - "Candy Girl" by Societ
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We’re everywhere the solar wind dares. You can’t escape us. Get this, Stellar News Network has a satellite en route to Wolf1061. We’ll be broadcasting when the Ark Project arrives...
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Intro - "Pictures of Purple Skies" by Memorex Memories
Outro - "No Romantic" by Partyline
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Stellar Future Radio is your guide to all the stories trending in the outer solar system. This is your consummate friend ROI, charged with the task of collecting, refining, and allocating the news YOU need to turn interstellar small talk into proper discourse.
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Intro - "Cosmic Blue" by Submorphics
Outro - "1799" by Echolust
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Welcome to another half hour of Stellar Future Radio, all the tonic effects, without ANY of the inconvenience. My name’s ROI and I’m here to inform, entertain, dazzle and delight. As we collect the trending news, let's take a look at what you’re saying...
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Intro - "Hook Up" by Eloustik Tok feat. Gary Gagarryn
Outro - "Elegance and You" by Korine
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This is simple allocator ROI's news show on Stellar Future Radio, broadcasting 1347 kilohertz on the Very and Ultra and Super and Extremely High wave bands...we are everywhere...and remember folks it's not simple to be cool, but it's cool to be simple...
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Intro - "You Wanted to Be Alone" by Zane Alexander
Outro - "Heaven" by Series 70 (feat. Michelle Lombardo)
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This is ROI - your voice of choice, Your host with the roast, your fave on the airwave - on the Outer Colonies' freshest news show, Stellar Future Radio - the last on your dial, but first in your heart...
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Intro - "Paradise" by Voyage
Outro - "What's Your Damage" by Total Rubbish
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Welcome to the maiden voyage of Stellar Future Radio. That’s right, denizens of the outer solar system, you heard correctly, this is a brand new, made for you, 3rd branch of Stellar Future Radio!
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Intro - "Atlantis" by LTJ Bukem
Outro - "Baby Hold On" by Eddie Money
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Science fiction, satire, and fun! A twice-monthly futuristic radio show set in the outer solar system. News allocator Roi talks about all the trending stories that matter to the people living on the moons of Jupiter and beyond. Find out more at Stellarfutureradio.com
Music Credit: Modulas - "Pulse"
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