The Walk

“You can boast about anything if it’s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.”

This book is not a chronological narrative about walking across India. I did that as I went, sharing my experiences through Twitter. It’s like adventure haiku and a few excerpts should suffice to recount the walk.

  • I’ve arrived in the glorious madhouse of India. Excited and daunted about beginning the walk.

  • Munched by mosquitoes, sweating a lot and a bit overwhelmed. Tomorrow morning I begin.

  • Ridiculously hot. Dreaming of lovely fresh mornings on my way to the South Pole.

  • Played village cricket. Maintained England’s reputation: caught in the deep for 0.

  • Passed an elephant on the road today!

  • I now have a stick for whacking evil dogs.

  • Think I was guilty of underestimating this trip...

  • Sleeping in a rice field tonight. Rice for dinner.

  • A moon shadow, bats and the stars: a peaceful side to India at last.

  • 300km down and no blisters – yet.

  • BEEP! BEEP! Indian drivers driving me mad.

  • Slept in a temple. Coracle fishermen at dawn.

  • Hand washed my clothes. How long after returning home before loading the washing machine becomes a hassle again..?

  • Policeman told me I was beautiful. I replied, “No, Sir, it is you who is beautiful.” He liked that! Different to conversations with UK police...

  • First blister.

  • Filling a popped blister with iodine hurts a disproportional amount.

  • Water crisis until teenagers drove 20km to fetch some for me.

  • In an internet cafe using Google Maps to plot a route into the mountains: easily the best map of India I have found.

  • Spent last night with a lovely family. Best curry yet. Thank you for your kindness!

  • Watching policeman try to control traffic. Chaos! Too many chiefs..?

  • I’m getting old and soft: the weight saving gained by cutting my toothbrush in half is now outweighed by its irritation factor.

  • Enjoyed watching cricket on TV at the tea stand this evening: Pietersen (Bangalore) v Flintoff (Chennai).

  • Beautiful hiking today, climbing up through coffee plantations. On foot beautiful usually = hard though. Tired.

  • The road is behind me. The beach is empty and white past the palm trees. Ahead, only the sea. I can walk no further. The sun sets. The End.

  • @al_humphreys #ThereAreOtherRivers