This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks returns to talk about metal bands, bad anime, and living in the hellscape that is Pennsylvania. Mitch complains about Uncharted, and Matt rockets his unborn into the night sky with the announcement of Simon Belmont for Smash! (You can tell we recorded this like, a month ago, huh?)

SEGMENT 1: - 311 - Trigun - Outlaw Star - Huniepop 2 - Smash Bros Direct - Uncharted - Living in Amish country - Pennsylvania stories - Sucking your own dick

SEGMENT 2: - Coming out - Music talk - Podcasts are dumb - Disenchanted - Hardcore Henry - Graffiti Kingdom - Castle Rock

SEGMENT 3: - The worst anime - Anime games - More anime