This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess

SEGMENT 1: - Rikki Tikki Tembo - Strega Nona - Kevin James is a blight on this earth - Not being able to read properly - Yooka-Laylee - Mortal Kombat mobile game is a pile of trash, no one is surprised - Monsterbag - Suicide Squad movie

SEGMENT 2: - Marvel movie rights - Streetpass is lame - You have limited Streetpass game slots - Pokemon Shuffle - SEGA 3D CLassics (OutRun, Streets of Rage 2, AfterBurner) - Yu Suzuki is the raddest dude - Alex went to a disappointing Japanese festival - Wolfcop, Manborg

SEGMENT 3: - Matt should drink milk while taking his shirt off on his balcony and film it. Make it a hashtag. - Kung Fury - Alex dreamt of Mitch's girlfriend - Mitch dreamt of Waluigi amiibo - Matt dreamt his girlfriend had a penis - How do penises grow? - New Evil Dead series - Superhero movies - Dan vs. - Kids' shows that have balls - THIS JUST IN: DLC and Patreon crash the world economy - The Aquabats