This week on Random Assault, Matt gets a new toy, we answer your questions, and somehow we manage to relate Roman Reigns, Spoony, and criticism as a whole. It's gonna be WACKY!

SEGMENT 1: - Slide whistle - Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Curtain Call - Shout Factory - Kate's poor asshole - Getting in trouble with teachers

SEGMENT 2: - Legend of Zelda Netflix show - Roman Reigns, Spoony, and criticism

SEGMENT 3: - Listener questions - SABAN'S PINOCCHIO