Welcome back to Wake Up, Anomaly Flats! Today, Squid and Mark welcome back the long-dead Anomaly Flats baseball team, the Aberrations! Plus, Squid proves himself to be a liability, and Mark attempts to set himself on fire! Colleen Branch's portal farm has been victimized, and there's something weird going on at the Roach Motel. The hosts introduce a new segment, Cooking With Carl, and then Dr. Lewis Burnish investigates the mysterious stones in the Lurchwood Forest for the Science Corner!

*Wake Up, Anomaly Flats is sponsored by Mrs. Roach and the Roach Motel.