Simon's weekly chronicle of events in the United States (and this week, also in Albania) for Tom Swarbrick's Friday drivetime programme on the UK's LBC. Listen live every Friday at 5:50pm or find it here on demand afterwards.

This week:
--Trump says Iran peace talks have "bored" him;
--Rubio claims the war is over when it isn't;
--Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner acquire an Albanian island, and spark furious protests in Tirana.