5 Headlines/Facts about Greg March, by Greg March:
Typical Long Island Non-Practicing Jew From Big Ten School
Failing, Floundering, Fat Twentysomething
How Did He Get Married?
Promising Manager at Best Ad Agency in the World Finds Moderate Success and Makes Really Good and Useful Friends
Scared Shitless Entrepreneur Seemingly Doing Well
Guy Who Doesn't Read Instructions Well Gives 6 Headlines Over 20 Years Instead of 5 Over 10 Years