Plot Summary The crew of the Free Enterprise travels to psych ward planet Planet Crawford Two (not a typo) to deliver precious clue-giving anti-psychotic pretzels to Commodore George W. Bush, who is interned on the planet under the questionable care of Dr. Paul Wolfowitz, far from the terrestrial hoofed creatures (i.e. horses and cows) that terrify him so.

Features 7 Big Green Songs: (1) Up On The Bridge

(2) I Paint What I See

(3) Naturally

(4) Stephanie’s Song

(5) Baby Bush

(6) Jesus Has a Known Mind

(7) Real Talking Horse,

Lame Script Based On Classic Star Trek Episode: Whom Gods Destroy

Cast Free Enterprise Crew:

Willard Mittilius Romney, Captain

Mr. Ned, the talking dressage horse

Doc Tom Coburn, chief medical officer

Lt. Commander Richard Perle, chief neocon

Mr. Sulu, helmsman

Mr. Welsh, chief engineer

Dr. Bugoto, the ship’s veterinarian

The Nixon Android, automaton version of the ex-president

Stephanie K., umpteenth clone of redshirt Mr. Stephanie

On Planet Planet Crawford Two:

Commodore George W. Bush, picture painter

Dr. Paul Wolfowitz, Bush’s caretaker

Condolleeza Rice, another inmate