Clear off all the tables and keep your head on a swivel because Greetings From Allentown kicks off a Fortnight of (Terry) Funk with a look at NWA Pro from May 20, 1989!

• Excerpts from Terry Funk’s book giving insight to how he saw his role for this run in the NWA/WCW and why the tone of his feud with Ric Flair was changed midstream
• The legendary Lance Russell is full of wisdom and also disgust for the heels
• Terry Funk interrupts the Rookie Challenge match as only he can
• Breaking down the six different kinds of “wrestling mists” as The Great Muta busts out the green kind
• Lex Luger’s righteous indignation toward his top ten ranking by the NWA board
• How Dick Murdoch’s honesty toward management sunk his 1989 run
• The battle of (Eddie) Gilbert and (Kevin) Sullivan: Clash of the southern bookers
• Ron Simmons turns up yet again and why Randy Rose is back so soon
• A sudden realization about the relative attractiveness of Terry Gordy

Also: - A comparison of Terry Funk and baseball legend Nolan Ryan - The pizza choices of Johnny Ace and Shane Douglas as the Dynamic Dudes - Nashville, TN: Where tables injure legends - Travel tips for a weekend in Baltimore!