The secret of the bees, an unusual secret Santa and the secret to a happy marriage all feature in this week’s show, written by the next generation of comedy writers.

DMs Are Open is back for a brand new series. Stevie Martin is your host and she’s brought together an incredible cast of comedy legends: Al Roberts, Charlotte Ritchie, Sunil Patel and Emily Lloyd-Saini.

Written by the public. This week it was written by:

Steve BlairJo BuntingCaitriona DowdenAruhan GalievaBen PopeVicky RichardsChristina RiggsPete Tellouche

Script Edited by Cameron Loxdale and Mike Shephard.

Producer: Georgia KeatingAssistant Producer: Katie BaumExecutive Producer: James RobinsonProduction Coordinator: Sarah NichollsRecorded by David ThomasSound Design by Charlie Brandon-King

Recorded at Up The Creek.

A BBC Studios Audio Production for Radio 4.An EcoAudio certified production.