Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy A man so well endowed Before his date with MTGThe story all began With his hunger for powerHe wanted it so badly To sit upon that towerOh how he lusted to beSpeaker of the HouseHe wanted it so muchThe only thing that arousedFinally came the day To fulfill his fantasyAll he had to doWas surrender to the crazyA deal he did make With the butcher MarjorieNow he's the Speaker Kevin McCarthy A man so well endowed Before the whack of MTGShe flushed it down the toilet All the way to the sea He looked at her and cried His face white as a sheetHe said: "Please, don't tell my wife."How I earned your vote to speakShe laughed and took his other hand Put it on her knee She said: "Your my self-gelded man" Kevin McCarthy Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy