Hello Mueller, hello prison

I better start singing soon

Or my only light is through a prism

And I'll be eating with a dirty little spoon

Mr. Mueller, can you please tell me

Will i have another cell mate

I hate germs and like clean laundry

So tell me i might not have to fumigate

Special Prosecutor, Mr. Mueller Sir

Spare me a prison sentence + just give me some little penance

Bobby Mueller Sir, Oh Mr. FBI Man Sir

I'll tell you w/o impotence, that Trump is without innocence

Now I'm facing 20-30 

& I don't think that's very pretty

It's time to clear the gangway

Rat out on trump & make my clean get-away

Let me sing dear Mueller, Sir - I'm here to nail Mr. Bling-Bling, Sir

Ask me all about the Don - I'm ready to sing that little song

It was Don, was Don, it was Don, all along

As for me, as for me, he always said --- stay quiet + you'll get loads of bread

Dearest Donnie, please don't hate me

Can you blame me - have you seen me lately

My legal bills are simply sky high

& I'm staring right back at 30 to probably life  

Lady ivanka, I loved your daddy

But we all know he's one real baddie

It's been awfully nice knowing you

But like your pop you're just a real lulu

It's been awfully nice knowing you

But like your pop you're just a real lulu