Sometimes it's hard to be a Trumper

Giving all your energy to the orange-headed thumper

You'll have bad times, he'll have egaad times

Screwin' up things that he don't understand

But if you love him, you won't ditch him

Even though you'd like to throw him in quick sand

And if you voted 4 him, just be proud of him

'Cause after all he's just ONE BIG SCAM

Stand by your man, give him those nuke arms to cling to

And golden showers to come home to

When nights are cold and lonely

Stand by your man, and show the world you misjudged him

Keep taking all his crap while you can

Stand by your Don

Stand by your Don and show that you almost believed him

Keep giving all the dough you can

Stand by the Don