Its episode 6 of BossCast and the boys are in trouble again. Just a few short weeks after seeing off the fell-beasts, orcs and evil wizards of Middle-earth the team find themselves in Jurassic Park. How will they survive the dinosaur-packed island?
Here's the transcript, if you prefer to to have a visual jaunt through our journey instead of an audio one. But you should really check out the podcast, it's rather good.
Ryan: So it's that time again, it's time for another podcast. I'm Ryan.
James: I'm James.
Shaun: And I'm Shaun.
Ryan: And if you guys caught us for Episode Four, we did a how to survive in Middle Earth and continuing in that fashion we're gonna do another episode on how to survive, but in Jurassic Park, specifically, the first Jurassic Park, so that's the first movie. This is the premise, we are on Isla Nublar, are touring with the tour group you know, that's visiting the island, the scientists and three dudes from a website. Yeah, three dudes from a website and the grandchildren. So we are in the infamous third car. The one you didn't see but are about to know about. So strap yourself in. You're in for a bumpy new ride. And we're gonna start off with dinobait James taking us away.
James: Right. Okay, so I, I guess the idea here is this is all going to start, this is all going to kick off when? Okay, I'm not gonna remember like I said, I'm gonna be terrible with names, who is the guy who screws them all over and tries to run away?
Shaun: Dennis Nedry
James: Dennis Nedry, that's the IT guy. So I'm just going to assume we're kicking this off when he takes everything offline. And we're all sat outside the T rex enclosure. As you remember we were and it's raining and everything goes to shit right and it got dark very quickly
Ryan: So yeah when, when everything goes bad then basically
James: So that's when we're kicking off so I guess the first thing is we're there and the T- Rex is coming out of the car so how are we going to survive the initial T-Rex attack because that is obviously, that's obviously one of the biggest perils of the entire experience right?
Ryan: Well I don't think we can fairly start with a T-Rex attacking us, that's not fair. I think outside the enclosure but you know how it kind of builds? Where's the goat and all that kind of stuff. So we're in there, looking around, what's going on, and we're in the third car so we are the furthest, we're in the third car of the three, we're at the back.
James: Are we wising up to this because the thing about in this film is they get taken by surprise by this T-Rex, right? They're not really ready for it. It just appears. Like in our third car, are we maybe a little bit more aware that things are going wrong that the T-Rex has eaten the goat.
Shaun: I don't think so. Because like, the middle car doesn't seem to know.
Ryan: Yeah, we're at the back. So you know in the film, the focus is on the T-Rex kind of finding the first car, isn't it? So with the kids in it, yeah. So surely we have the bird's eye view and we can just sit back and let it all unfold.
Shaun: Because it takes Grant and Malcolm ages to react and do anything
James: It does but they're not really looking out, they're just kind of sat there chillin' in the car not really paying much attention,
Ryan: But to be fair, that's exactly what we're doing.
James: Is that what we do though?
Shaun: Where are we sitting? I think I should be in the front and you two should be in the back squabbling.
James: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Ryan: I don't think I'll be able to see over the seat
James: So if, are we paying attention to like the enclosure? I feel like, I feel like I will be looking at the enclosure right. I feel like I'll be looking out for that T-Rex cos I'm not a cool, I'm not a cool like, okay. What are their names again?
Ryan: Well hang on, hang on, let, let, let, let's, let's take it back a step. So if you're looking at the enclosure, okay fair enough,