Tune in tonight at 9:00 PM EST and watch as Emi, our illustrious host, brings us up-to-date on the latest, greatest and funniest headlines from around the globe and into your living room, car, phone or surgically implanted wrist television!  Here, on the Graveyard Shift, comedy is King and news is its bastard unpaid servant!  Work, media slave!  WORK!  TUNE IN TONIGHT!