“Those were the glory days of jokes”

References * Intro: Gabriel Gundacker’s Coinstar bit 1, 2, 3 * The new Canada Food Guide * ‘Farming Simulator’ is getting its own esports league

Would You Rather… * …​learn that we’re alone in the universe, or find out that aliens have heard our call and are on the way to take our resources? (Thanks Gustavo!) * …​poop in the only toilet at a party—knowing you’ll clog it—or in the bushes? * …​be my grandma or my grandpa? * …​have a permanent splinter under your toenail or have a permanent bad haircut? * …have to work in a free clinic in 2050’s Russia twice a week OR your family crest is a banana and Die Hard movies starred William Shatner? * …forget who you are every time it rains or never be able to remember why you walked into a room?

Recommendations: * Jon: Design Canada * Ryan: Back in My Body by Maggie Rogers (from Heard It In A Past Life) * Tim: Phoenix by Pedro the Lion

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