Saturday Night Live, April 17, 1976:

Here’s how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass – that’s the whole bass – into the Super Bass-o-Matic ’76. [ drops the bass into the blender ] Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. [ turns blender on and grinds it to a pulp ] Yes, it’s that simple!

Bass-Drinker: [ drinks a glassful of bass ] Wow, that’s terrific bass!

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