Clay Diet

  • Various methods, main staple is eating bentonite clay

    • Made from ash, used for many healthy purposes- skin for example
    • Weight loss Concept

    • It swell in stomach to 2x the size to fill you up

    • Attaches to heavy metals and “toxins”
    • Star Power - Zoe Kravits was recommended Clay Diet to lose 20ls for “The Road Within”

    • It worked, but she said it

    • “Felt awful” “I was a space cadet and sick” “ I don't recommend this to anybody
    • “Ate a mason jar of clay and purred vegetables and ran a lot”
    • Complications

    • Studies do show it causes abdominal pain, bloating, diarrhea and constipation.

    • Can perforate bowels and cause acute kidney damage
    • Binds to everything good and bad

      • Slows calcium and iron absorption
      • Can slow down medications
      • Supports Often Say
    • “Proven” to attach to fat, in rat models. But what’s wrong with fat? And I’m not a mouse

    • Aboriginals do it!

      • Australian Aboriginals do it for weight loss where most do it to combat hunger
      • Australian aboriginals have some of the highest Diabetes and heart disease in the world for tribesmen

        • Comparing a healthy habit to one of the least healthy of their kind?

The Fletcherizing Diet

  • One of the Original Fad Diets
  • Medical Definition of fletcherize

    • to reduce (food) to tiny particles especially by prolonged chewing

      • Origins of the chew for 32x model
        • “Nature will castigate those who don’t masticate,” claimed Dr. Horace Fletcher,
      • Concept
    • Chew all food 100x, even liquids so they can “properly mix with saliva for digestion”

    • People lost weight

      • Very slow eating period
      • Got full with eating less
      • Got tired of chewing for so long and would eat less

        • Also original who touted to know what it is that you are eating
        • He heavily claimed and announced that this diet can make your feces smell better.
      • For everybody who cares about that…

      • Famous Fletcherizers-
    • Thomas Edison, Mark Twain, and John D. Rockefeller

    • There are known benefits to chewing more

    • Slows us down so we eat less

    • Allows us to enjoy our food instead of inhale and vanish
    • We absorb more nutrients

      • Whole corn or spinach in your stool? Didn’t absorb it, you eat to quickly

        • Chew everything 32 times compared to 10 and…
      • Took almost twice as long to eat

      • Ate 12% less

        • 240kcal on a 2000kcal diet
        • Significant enough to lose weight
        • Fletcher made millions and then a new dietary theory came out called “Calorie Counting”

The Master Cleanse, AKA The Lemonade Diet AKA The Diuretic diet

  • There are a ton of variations

    • All basically come down to 5 to 10 days of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper into water
    • approximately 600kcal
    • Essentially just ingesting diuretics
    • Does it work?

    • Can lose 10 to 20 pounds of WATER weight relatively quickly

    • An original bonus was cited as you“Don’t need teeth”
    • Should I do it

    • Will gain the weight right back once they eat food and water again

    • Can rapidly lose muscle when in extreme caloric deficit
    • Common side effects of fatigue, nausea, dizziness, dehydration, stomach pains
    • Sounds like montezuma's revenge from school to me (Vitamin C and Magnesium)

The Five Bite Diet

  • Eat whatever you want -- but only five bites of it.

    • No breakfast except black coffee
    • Eat anything you desire for lunch and dinner, but only 5 bites of each
    • Drink as much 0 Calorie fluids as youd like
    • The concept is smaller portions to an extreme

    • Very difficult to get even 1000kcal in if you try

    • Doesn't matter what you eat, just how much
    • Standard day is

    • Breakfast- Black coffee and a multivitamin

    • Lunch- 3 bites of a burger and 2 of a salad
    • Dinner- 3 bites of macaroni and cheese and 2 of apple pie
    • Sounds like justified anorexia

    • Better off not eating (metabolically speaking) then eating so little and being malnourished and rapidly decrease your metabolism

Cigarettes For Weight Loss

  • Smoking kills 1 in 5 people
  • Has been known for decades it is an appetite suppressant

    • Nicotine specifically
    • Is a common reason for teenagers, mostly female, to start smoking

    • Common reason why people don’t stop smoking after they start

    • Eating disorder patients are 250% more likely to smoke
    • Suppresses hunger, but are smokers thinner?

    • Depends

      • Heavy smokers tend to be more obese

        • So its not the more you smoke the lighter you get - Light smokers tend to be thinner then nonsmokers
          • Smoking increases viceral fat
          • Correlated with metabolic syndrome and diabetes type 2
        • Smokers usually gain weight when they quit
    • No longer suppressing appetite

    • Tend to eat food instead of smoking to kick the habit
    • But what about Just Nicotine?
    • Patches, pills, etc

    • Stimulant that releases epinephrine

      • Fight or flight/sympathetic response
      • Increases heart rate, blood pressure, blood glucose levels

        • Raises metabolic rate - Can wan hunger

        • Activate reward center in brain opposed to donuts

        • Increases blood glycogen and dopamine to curve appetite
          • Is addicting and can easily cause side effects in large doses
      • Stomach and headaches

      • Dizziness, tremors
      • Nausea, high blood pressure

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