Welcome to our side project, Peter Porker's Guide to the Galaxy! In this series, Alejandro indoctrinates a friend, Steven, into nerd culture through a variety of different nerd universes. The first one on the list is perhaps one of the greatest film series to exist: Star Wars! Hear a newbie's thoughts as he sees The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith for the very first time!