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• Bieber has lyme’s disease
• Orlando Brown says Nick Cannon sucked his dick
• Spotify is ruining podcasting

Manalytics:

• Engrish speakers know they sound funny
• Every elephant needs xanax
• Viagra makes your vision blue-er
• The average man can beat up 2.6 women