A man is dead and we are all to blame. What killed him you ask? Hubris, along with 41 hardboiled eggs and the promise of an honest $22 in your pocket.

Featured Hunks: Subhash Yada dies eating eggs

Scumbag of the Week: Kodak Black is done / Kanye Joel Osteen Crossover

Shouts Out: Laser Pointers in Chile

Hell Nos:

• Washed Up World Tour
• Apple Launching New Shows
• Google Stadia
• Woman almost kills self with Ass Science
• GameFreak ruins the worlds most valuable IP

• Disney+ launches for idiots

  • The Mandalorian

Manalytics:

• Keto combats the flu
• Scientists beat Down Syndrome in animals
• OBJECTIVE REALITY DOESN’T EXIST
• Eligibility for weight-loss surgery gets easier